Daily Dad Jokes (06 Feb 2024)
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Why would Rick Astley make a terrible waiter? He would
never deserve you.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
What's the music genre of the artist Rick Astley, Rick
and Roll?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Rick Astley will give you almost any Disney Pixar movie
you want, but he's never going to give you up.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Why did Rick Astley lose the marathon? He just gave up.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
What would Rick Astley say if he was a brand
of soda? You know the rules and soda?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I what did Rick Astley say to his dermatologist? I
just want to tell you how I'm feeling.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Why would Rick Astley be terrible at a job providing
facts and key information because he just wants to tell
you how he's feeling.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
What's Rick Astley's favorite kind of bread?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
A Rick Roll? Rick Astley would have been the perfect
gang member. He'd never give you up.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I went to clean my roof the other day and
Rick Astley took away my ladder. He never let me down.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
My wife always said my Rick Astley impersonations were terrible.
When she caught me dressing up like him, she'd had enough.
If you don't stop this insanity, I'm leaving you. I
whirled in my trench coat, look deeply into the sunglasses
of the man in the mirror and defiantly yelled I'm
not going to give you up ever. Get ready for
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more laughs and groans. Following this short break.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I ran into Rick Astley, who gave me his entire
collection of Pixar DVDs. When I asked why one was missing,
he said, never going to give you up and walked away.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Trying to play the new official Rick Asthley board game.
But the instructions just say you know the rules, and
so do I.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Why does Rick Ashley refuse to you buy candy for
his jogging club? He's never going to run around and
dessert you.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Rick Astley played Never Going to give You Up while
rapidly moving downhill sideways. It's called Rick rolling.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Foo Fighters and Rick Astley recently sang together the audience
got Rick rolled.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
What did Rick Astley get when he signed up for college?
Rick enrolled?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
My dad just told me that Rick Astley voted remain
in the referendum because he's never going to give eu up.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Why was the computer cold when it came to work
because it left its windows open and rickrolled itself.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Have you heard of the Asley paradox? You asked Rick
Astley for his copy of the movie Up, but he
won't give you up and therefore lets you down. I'm
Bob Jeffy and.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm Montgomery Jones, and that's the top dad jokes for
Rick Astley's birthday. Happy birthday, Rick. We're on a mission
to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so
please do us a favor and share just one of
these jokes with your family and friends today. Thanks. Looking
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