Episode Transcript
The president typically partns a turkey, but this year he's
pardoning the hunter.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I got the words jacuzi and yakaza mixed up. Now
I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
My friend told me he was going to walk across
the frozen lake barefoot, but then he didn't. I guess
he got cold feet.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Did you hear the women's Olympic team foil the robbery?
The guy says he would have gotten away with it
if it weren't for those medaling kids.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
What did the friendly electricians said after he invited me
into his house? Make yourself at home?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Why do deep sea divers throw themselves backwards like that
when they go on water? Well, they can't throw themselves forwards.
They will just land right in the boat.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
What's the difference between in laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Where do soldiers get their uniforms from the wardrobe?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
One? No man says to the other. Does it smell
like carrots in here?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Have you heard of that game about a poet that
can run really fast? It's called sun at the hedgehog.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I met a polar bear in rehab. Apparently he had
a cop problem.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Which Marvel hero sings Bass Loki.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
We'll continue with more Dad humor after this quick pause.
The professional bungee jumper retired, but he made a comeback.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Black Friday. Black Friday sale at the clothing store got rough.
People socked it out. There were casualties everywhere.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I was arrested again for trespassing on a farm because
I love frosted flakes. I won't sugarcoat it. I'm a
cereal cornstalker.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
This is the start of December, so I guess you
could say this is the start of the end.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Got abuse used by the road repair crew, got my asphalt.
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was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. I
heard camouflage pants were on sale for Cyber Monday, but
I'm not seeing any
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