Daily Dad Jokes (04 May 2025)
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Joke credits: AuthorSarge, icecream_dragon, wildcard_71, NabrenX, Rossum81, Left-Distribution-13, sulldanivan, KyleLSmith, Jesse_Bitchman, KyleLSmith, GiborDesign, MyGlitteris, , BusyPooping, Left-Distribution-13, VordovKolnir, God-2008, SerbianTarHeel, thecity2
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Episode Transcript
Someone stole all the ae io and utiles from my
friend scrabble game. The police say my friend was disum voweled.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Some denim pants were mistakenly in my laundry. I don't
know exactly whose they are, but I think they're genes.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I found a secret part of the Internet that only
has content about dogs. It's the bark Whip.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
My wife was sick in bed, so I took the
sheets off of her and then put them back on. Confused,
she looked at me as I said, there, now you
are recovered.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
When I bailed my friend out from jail, he had
a giant lizard clinging to his leg. Apparently the court
ordered him to wear an ankle monitor.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
What shoes should you wear to make a bank deposit?
New Balance? Who never needs an appointment? Christopher walk In.
A thief broke into my house last night looking for money,
so I got out of bed and started looking with him.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What did General Grievous say when he was stealing candy
from a baby? Your Lifesavers will make a fine addition
to my collection.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I met a flying mermaid. Her name was Ariel.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White Vans? We'll return with
more laughs following this short break.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I can always tell when someone is lying just by
looking at them. I can tell when they're standing too.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
What did Obi Wan say at the rodeo? Use the horse, Luke.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
If you like to dance with birds, bring a goose
instead of a chicken. You can really get down with
a goose.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
What animal has the most unpleasant smell? Birds? They smell foul?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Stuck? What was the Grave Digger's review of the movie
I dug It, I'm Bob Jeffy, and I'm Montgomery Jones.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
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(03:31):
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was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. The
(03:55):
therapist asked the wife why she wanted to end her marriage.
She said she hated all the Constant and Star Wars
day punts. The husband looked at the therapist and said,
divorce is strong with this one.
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