There's a debate amongst historians over whether Shakespeare died of tuberculosis or not... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What do you call a viking who lost his boat
a hiking?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Never pay for a gym trainer, guys, It's a complete
waste of money. He just sits around while I do
all the heavy lifting.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
There's a debate amongst historians over whether Shakespeare died of
tuberculosis or not TV or not TV. That is the question.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
What do you call a nose with nobody? Nobody knows.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
My brother prefers taking escalators. I prefer taking elevators. I
guess we were raised differently.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
A shout out to my fingers. I can always count
on them.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Marriages have its ups and downs. Remember that when you
sign and co sign the marriage certificate?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
How do you keep Jedi from eating with their hands?
Remind them to use the forks.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
God said, unto Peter, come forth and gain eternal life.
But Peter came fifth and got an air frar.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Who would win an arm wrestling match someone on a
vegan diet or someone on a seafood diet. The seafood
guy wins, he has more muscles.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Why do women stand with their hands on their hips?
They don't have pockets. Just a moment away for more
dad jokes. Right after this brief pause.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I'm thinking about dropping out of clown college. I've just
been juggling too many things lately.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
You know how in some sports they tossed the ball
to the fans after a victory. You're not supposed to
do that in bowling. I know that. Now.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
What did the man say when he dropped his steak? Well,
I guess it's ground beef.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Now. I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I
thought it would be rude to interrupt her.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Studies show that cows produce more milk when farmers talk
to them. It's a case of in one ear and
out the utter.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I caught my son chewing on electrical chords. I grounded
him until he can better conduct himself. I'm Bob Jeffy
and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay with us until the end
of the episode for a bonus joke. We're on a
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When I was a kid, my mother told me I
could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity
theft is a crime.

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.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}There's a debate amongst historians over whether Shakespeare died of tuberculosis or not... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)