There’s no such thing as Jedi turned Sith . (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Daily Dad Jokes (06 May 2024)

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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Upvoter_NeverDie, berkleysquare, Zestyclose-Task1597, brother_p, Bobateathx, Man-e-questions, grandwarden1234, ilikesidehugs, Man-e-questions, Kitchen-Plant664, CellPhone235, _gameoverman, , berkleysquare, eschitown2, Lazbumm, Masselein, noobmoney_rs, MrMthlmw, ReclinedGaming

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What famous general was killed by a canon? Napoleon blown Aparte.
I am currently writing a book about drinking beer. I'm
on my fourth draft. I never got why they called

(00:25):
them paintings. They should really be painted.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I have a couple of sock puppets for sale. Anyone
want to take them off my hands.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
There's no such thing as Jedi turned sith, unless you
count Dooku.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's important to tell jokes about the Adams family if
you know any, and not keep them to yourself, otherwise
they start to fester.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I work at a wig factory and three tons of
hair were stolen. The police are planning to comb the
surrounding area where dew trees and is spised by their groceries.
Trader Joe's I heard you guys didn't believe I could

(01:28):
tell a Bruno Mar's joke. Don't believe me. Just watch.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
How do proctologists get started. They work their way up
from the bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Why do bowlers tend to be understanding people? They're always
putting themselves in other people's shoes.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
What do you call a group of delivery drivers?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
An order laughter continues shortly after this brief ad break.
What do you call a person? Who assists a McDonald's
character in a criminal act. Hamburgler Helper.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Why wouldn't the Ewoks cat go outside? It was an
end or cat?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
How do chickens work out the exercise?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I love being woken up on the weekend by my
wife making a smoke house breakfast. I just wish the
smoke detector alarms weren't quite so loud.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I just saw a guy walking around with a lamp
sheet on his head. He didn't look too bright.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Slap me on the ceiling because I'm a big fan.
I'm Bob Jeffy.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
And I'm Montgomery Jones. Keep listening for a bonus Dad joke.
We want to bring some humor into your day. Share
the laughs or droans with your family and friends. Have
a great night, and I'll be back tomorrow with more jokes.
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(04:00):
at Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the
show notes page for social media links and Joe credits.
This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience.
Somebody knocked on my door and asked for a contribution
towards a local community swimming pool, so I gave them
a glass of water.