Today I learned that the Kool-Aid Man also played baseball. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What do you call a woman that sets her credit
card bills on fire? Bernadette?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
If we remove all of the margarine on Earth, the
world will be a butterplace.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Who's the strongest guy in prison? Mitochondria? He's the powerhouse
of the sell.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Orion's belt is a huge waste of space? Yeah, I know,
bad joke, Only three stars.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Today I learned that the Kool aid Man also played baseball,
true story. He was the pitcher.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
They asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall at work.
I said, maybe I.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Stole a giant board game. It was the biggest risk
I've ever taken.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
A cheese factory in France exploded. There was debris everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Bigfoot is sometimes confused for Sasquatch, yet he never complains.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
If you suck at playing the trumpet. That's probably why
where do Arabian ants meet up for romance?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
On a date? Just a moment away from more dad jokes.
Right after this brief pause.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Did you hear about the outlaw who smelt like coconut?
He had a bounty on his head?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Why did the Mexican poison his wife? Tequila?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yakizan members are banned from hot springs in Japan, they
have to go to the Yakuzi instead.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
What do the movies Titanic in the sixth sense have
in common? Ice did people?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Why are people from Saint Louis so grumpy all of
the time. It's because they live in a state of Missouri.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
What drives a lunatic their locomotive?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
How did the pen find its soulmate? They were both
at the same pad and they just clicked.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I have heard a rumor about a superhero of cheating
on his wife. He is incredible. I'm Bob Jeffy and
I'm Montgomery Jones. Keep listening until the end of the episode.
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you know that the average birthrate for lollipops is sixty
every hour. They say there's a sucker born every minute.

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