October 1, 2023 • 3 mins
Daily Dad Jokes (01 Oct 2023)
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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Kraftwerkzeug, prlugo4162, david-duh, jaihidro, Plastic_Top5413, vbloke, spyalien, fluffynuckels, incredibleinkpen, EndersGame_Reviewer, ilikesidehugs
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What do you call a Frenchman who has been attacked
by a cat? Claude. My esquimo uncle and his wife
just bought a new igloo. They don't want a housewarming party.
(00:26):
I quit my job at the erectile dysfunction clinic. I
haven't gotten a raise in years. My wife was annoyed
with me for singing Wonderwall all day. She asked me
if I could stop. I said maybe. Some people call
(00:48):
the toilet the john, I call mine the gym. That
way I can proudly boast about spending two hours a
day in the gym. My friend asked me if I
had ever tried blindfolded archery. I replied that I hadn't.
He said, it's great. You don't know what you're missing.
(01:10):
People always ask where his bigfoot, but never ask how
his bigfoot? Yet he never complains. I showed my son
a photo of me and said this was taken seven
years ago. He said, wow, you haven't aged a day. Really,
I asked really? He stated, I'd say more like three
(01:33):
or four decades. My girlfriend asked me to do her
hair like a Rastafarian. I'm dreading it. My son asked
if I was named after my dad, I said, of
(01:55):
course I was. He was born many years before me.
I'm Bob Jeffy. Stay tuned until the end of the
episode for a bonus dad joke. Our goal is to
spread laughter and maybe a few groans, so make sure
to share these jokes with your family and friends. Have
a great night, and I'll be back tomorrow. Thank you.
(02:23):
Looking for more dad joke humor to share, then subscribe
to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly roundup
of the best dad jokes, memes and humor for you
to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign up today.
Check the sign up link in the show notes page
or visit Daily dadjokespodcast dot com.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Do you have your own dad joke you want to
share join the hundreds of listeners who have submitted their
own dad jokes through our voicemail. Please spread the laughs
and groans and submit your own dad joke to our
voicemail with the best ones to be included in special
fan episodes. Just leave your name, this city in state
you live in, and your best dad joke. Call nine
(03:04):
seven eight three nine three one zero seven six. I'll
repeat that number. It's nine seven eight three nine three
one zero seven six, or check the show notes page
for the number we look forward to hearing from you.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios.
See the show notes page for social media links and
joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a
canned studio audience. I got stuck in an elevator once.
Now I take steps to avoid them.
What do you call a Frenchman who has been attacked
by a cat? Claude. My esquimo uncle and his wife
just bought a new igloo. They don't want a housewarming party.
(00:26):
I quit my job at the erectile dysfunction clinic. I
haven't gotten a raise in years. My wife was annoyed
with me for singing Wonderwall all day. She asked me
if I could stop. I said maybe. Some people call
(00:48):
the toilet the john, I call mine the gym. That
way I can proudly boast about spending two hours a
day in the gym. My friend asked me if I
had ever tried blindfolded archery. I replied that I hadn't.
He said, it's great. You don't know what you're missing.
(01:10):
People always ask where his bigfoot, but never ask how
his bigfoot? Yet he never complains. I showed my son
a photo of me and said this was taken seven
years ago. He said, wow, you haven't aged a day. Really,
I asked really? He stated, I'd say more like three
(01:33):
or four decades. My girlfriend asked me to do her
hair like a Rastafarian. I'm dreading it. My son asked
if I was named after my dad, I said, of
(01:55):
course I was. He was born many years before me.
I'm Bob Jeffy. Stay tuned until the end of the
episode for a bonus dad joke. Our goal is to
spread laughter and maybe a few groans, so make sure
to share these jokes with your family and friends. Have
a great night, and I'll be back tomorrow. Thank you.
(02:23):
Looking for more dad joke humor to share, then subscribe
to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly roundup
of the best dad jokes, memes and humor for you
to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign up today.
Check the sign up link in the show notes page
or visit Daily dadjokespodcast dot com.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Do you have your own dad joke you want to
share join the hundreds of listeners who have submitted their
own dad jokes through our voicemail. Please spread the laughs
and groans and submit your own dad joke to our
voicemail with the best ones to be included in special
fan episodes. Just leave your name, this city in state
you live in, and your best dad joke. Call nine
(03:04):
seven eight three nine three one zero seven six. I'll
repeat that number. It's nine seven eight three nine three
one zero seven six, or check the show notes page
for the number we look forward to hearing from you.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios.
See the show notes page for social media links and
joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a
canned studio audience. I got stuck in an elevator once.
Now I take steps to avoid them.
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