Episode Transcript
At an Iron Maiden concert, a girl asked for my number.
I am not a number. I am a free man.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The salesman at the furniture store told me this sofa
will seat five people without any problems. I said, where
the hell am I going to find five people without
any problems.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
My brother is a drummer and had twin daughters. You
will never guess what he named them, and a one
and a two.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
What did one black hole say to the other black hole?
You suck?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I arrived early at the restaurant last night. Do you
mind reading for a bit? The manager asked, not at all.
I replied, good, take these drinks to table nine.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
My wife said, you've told me fourteen tennis jokes today
and it's getting annoying. I responded, right now, I'm telling
joke fifteen love.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
My doctor told me I am going diff The news
was hard to year.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
My wife told me she couldn't stay married to a
cross dresser, so I packed her things and left.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
My wife takes me I love you, I said, that's
my favorite letter too.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
What is the difference between dad jokes and the Spanish language.
With the Spanish language, you roll your rs with dad jokes?
You roll your eyes. I'm Bob Jeffy.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And I'm Montgomery Jones. Stick around for a bonus dad joke.
We're here to brighten your world with some humor. Don't
forget to share the laughs or drones with your loved ones.
Sleep well and I'll be back with more jokes tomorrow.
Thank you for your continued support. Hey, listeners, we have
(02:33):
another podcast called Daily Shower Thoughts, showcasing random, amusing, and
mind bending epiphanies. Search for Daily Shower Thoughts in your
podcast player or check the show notes page for more info.
Your mind will be blown.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios.
See the show notes page for social media links and
joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a
canned studio audience.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I haven't talked to my wife in seven years. I
didn't want to interrupt her
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