Daily Dad Jokes (14 Jan 2024)
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Episode Transcript
What do you call people who worship the color blue? Scientologists?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
The ice company lost power at their warehouse. They had
to liquidate their entire inventory.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
My wife loves it when I shrid cheese. I always
do a great job.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Why do chickens make only one sound? They can't think
outside the box?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
What do you call one hundred sheep rolling down a
hill a lampslide?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What do you call sixty six percent of a poop?
Two turns?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Who was the highest ranking officer at the hospital General Anesthesia?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Did you hear about the two Egyptians that farted at
the same time? They had a toute in common.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Before I die, I am going to eat a whole
bag of uncooked popcorn. That should make the cremation a
little more interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The sheep dog says to the farmer, here are your
twenty sheep. The farmer says, but I only have seventeen sheep.
I know, says the sheep dog. I rounded them up.
I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. There's a bonus
(01:54):
dad joke waiting for you at the end of the episode.
Let's spread some happiness or pain with these jokes. Wishing
you a great day, and I'll be back with more
jokes tomorrow. Thank you for tuning out.
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