Episode Transcript
Two astronauts the board the Nostromo are making coffee. When
one says I can't seem to find any milk, the
other one replies and space, no one can here. You
use cream.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Not all math puns are bad, just some.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It is written in the scriptures that the husband must
make the morning coffee. Hebrews.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I double majored in geology and piano. I've always had
a passion for rock music.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Why does your memory increase when you eat a male
sheep because it is a ram?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What do you call the man who's prepared for anything?
Just in case?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I asked my doctor why I passed out? He said,
I haven't the faintest idea.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
If you get an email about not eating cannedan because
of the swine flu, ignore him. It's just spam.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Did you know that people eat more bananas than monkeys.
It's true. I've never once seen someone eat a monkey.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
What does Adam say on the night before Christmas? It's
Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
My friend just had an interview to be a male man.
I wished him luck and told him to let me
know how it goes. He said, he'll keep me posted.
We'll return with more laughs. Following this short break.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
What do you call an old snowman water?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I am trying to hollow out a tunnel right now, boring.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
What do you call a drummer who is addicted to marshmallows? Melodramatic?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
How much does it cost to run sent as slate?
Eight bucks nine if the weather is bad.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Protons and neutrons aren't weird, They're just a little quirky.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
The beef kettle were caught grazing in a cannabis field.
The steaks have never been higher.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I just saw two nuclear technicians getting married. The bride
was radiant and the groom was glowing.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Two pritzels are walking down the street. One's assaulted.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Hold on until
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