What celebrity makes the most mistakes. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV.
Don't go in there, don't go in the church, you moron.
She is watching our wedding video again.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I told my Spanish teacher that my goal was to
learn what buenos erte meant. She replied good luck. I
said thanks, but I don't believe in luck.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Me and my wife watched four movies back to back
last night. Thankfully, I was the one facing the TV.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I'm trying to remember what the French word for white as,
but my mind keeps going bloc.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
When you were a belt made of one hundred dollars bills,
it's just a waste of money.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
My wife sat down next to me as I was
flipping channels. She asked, what's on TV? I said dust,
and then the fight started.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
When is a door not a door? When it's a jar?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
How big is a zebra? A zebra is a couple
sizes bigger than a a cup.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
What celebrity makes the most mistakes? Yoko ono?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
What do you call a Viking who doesn't like company
leaf malone? More dad jokes are on the way after
this quick announcement.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
My local apothecary has two brothers that are farmers. One
brother is farmer A, another is farmer B, and she
is pharmacy.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
The road sign rid falling rocks. It totally does not.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
When you think about it. Lance Armstrong was a drug peddler.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
What do you call a cafeteria located at the backside
of a building? Bacteria?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
What mental illness causes an impressionist painter to believe everyone
close to them is out to get them imposto syndrome.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
The makers of Vizine have a web page. It's a
site for sore eyes. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones.
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Speaker 2 (03:29):
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(03:52):
of a canned studio audience. I went into the office
early one morning and switched the I'm and N keys
on everyone's keyboard. Some people will say I'm a monster.
The others will say nonster.

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