Episode Transcript
I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a
broad It was a booby trap.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Pies in Jamaica are at two dollars and fifty cents apiece,
while in the Bahamas and Haiti they are three dollars.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I always heard the toothbrush was invented in ancient Egypt,
but I'm positive it was invented in West Virginia. If
it was invented anywhere else, they would have named it
the teeth brush.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I tried eating cereal at halftime and it just levitated
and flew away. It was a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
What did the Eagles do after winning the Super Bowl?
They played the second half?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Why should you never throw false teeth at a vehicle?
You might denture car?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I can't take my dog to the park because the
ducks keep trying to bite him. I guess that's what
I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Why are ancient ruins so hard to read? They're in
Norse code.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
My friend was explaining electricity, and I was like what.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
My son asked me. Why we drove all the way
to San Francisco just to see the Golden Gate I said,
we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Took the kids to the zoo last week. Gonna go
back next week to see how the settled in. Just
a moment away for more dad jokes right after this
brief pause.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
What did Sam Cook do in Korea? Samsung?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Our local art competition finished today. It ended in a draw.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Why was the door filled with jelly because it was
a jar?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I think all funerals should be scheduled before lunch for
morning purposes.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Why couldn't the pirates play cards? The captain was standing
on the deck.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's more expensive than you think to operate a blimp.
There are a lot of overhead costs.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Did you know I'm all about fitness Fitness extra meal
in between lunch and dinner. I'm Bob Jeff and I'm
Montgomery Jones. Listen until the end of the episode for
a bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread the
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Speaker 1 (04:07):
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Joe credits. This show was recorded in front of a
canned studio audience. What's a Robot's favorite snack? Computer chips
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