What does James Bond do for a little extra cash? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Daily Dad Jokes (23 Apr 2025)

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Joke credits: mrl33602, babysharkdoodoodoo, Left-Distribution-13, houndoom92, Lillebooooo, Idkmanimjustsurvivin, CoolEqual, CoolEqual, berkleysquare, in_kent, vasagle_gleblu, GoonerBear94, , PhilipWaterford, raven21633x, Jack_Mehoff_420_69, Masselein, Leominster845, Meerkat_Mayhem_

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
I thought the word cesarean started with the letter is,
but when I looked it up in the dictionary, it
was in the C section.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Why did the chicken put the egg under an axe
to hatch it?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
When people think of calculators, they think the buttons are
the most important thing, But it's what's inside that counts.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
What do you call a bunny in a kilt a hopscotch?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
What disease is most common among YouTubers?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Influenza six was afraid of seven because seven eight nine? By?
Why did seven eight nine? Because you're supposed to eat
three square meals a day?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Grandpa used to cut the grass before he died, but
now he's long gone.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
For my wife's birthday, I bought her new beads for
her abaicus. It's the little things that count.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
When the guitar player moved into a new house, he
had all the locks were placed. It was a key change.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Why did the obtuse triangle turn left? Because it was
never right?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
In the NHL, the coach may dress up to eighteen
skaters and two goalkeepers. Everyone else has to dress themselves.
We'll continue with more dad humor. After this quick pause.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Friend was nagging me to try splunking. Eventually I caved.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
My wife asked me to pick up some invisible tape
at the store today, but I haven't seen any yet.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Parking close but I felt impossible.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Today.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I am at my wits end. Believe me when I
say that I went through a lot today.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
My career filling potholes hasn't worked out as well as
I expected. There have been a few bumps in the road.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? They just needed space?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
What does James Bond do for a little extra cash
the occasional odd job. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones.
Make sure to listen for the bonus joke at the
end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread
the laughs and groans far and wide, so please share

(03:17):
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Speaker 2 (03:26):
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(03:46):
podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes
page for social media links and joke credits. This show
was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. If
you Smell a Penny, it only has one set