What is the difference between a cow and Star Wars? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Daily Dad Jokes (04 May 2025)

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Joke credits: Ahmed_Almaddah, GiborDesign, MurseMan1964, subsailor1968, TheEyeOfTheLigar, YosemiteTissiack, Jesse_Bitchman, BrianH-84, RecognitionHonest320, Kaidhicksii, DrHoleStuffer, Umbrella_merc, , LovelyDaisyDrop, Jesse_Bitchman, NothingTooSeriousM8, Lil_Ratche_, KyleLSmith, ItoNingen, JoeFas

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
How do you get a farm girl to marry you
first a tractor?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Stop it with all the corny jokes, or else I'm
calling the crops.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I don't believe that cottage cheese should be considered a cheese.
It's just occurred to me.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I was going to cook alligator tonight, but I only
have a crock pot.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I told my wife that I love her and meet
her like how I need a laxative. Without her, things
would be hard. What is the difference between a cow
and star wars? You can't milk a cow for forty
eight years. I'm done with my glasses forever. I've seen enough.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Stepdad told me he likes to watch chickens walk around.
He says it's like poultry in motion.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
If you have thirteen apples on one hand and ten
oranges in the other, what do you have massive hands?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
What do you call a nervous javelin Shakespeare?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
If you let me shin in once, you can pretty
much bet that I will shenan again.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I don't know why dad jokes get a bad rap.
Women love them, Otherwise they'd be called bachelor jokes.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
We'll return with more laughs following this short break. My
wife tells me I have two major faults. I don't
listen and something else.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Did you hear about the miracle of the blind carpenter?
He picked up his hammer and saw.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Flat earthers have nothing to fear other than spear itself.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
My cat won't go to the bathroom unless she has
new books to read. She needs fresh kitty literature.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Why do dumb people always say yes, they don't know anything.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
That you can drive after a single shot of bourbon,
but not after another shot it's too whiskey.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Hold on until the end of the episode for a
bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread the laughs
and grounze far and why please share one of these
jokes with your family and friends.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
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(03:52):
is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page
for social media links and joke credits. This show was
recorded in front of a canned studio audience. I made
some fish tacos yesterday. They ignored them and swam away.