Episode Transcript
All I asked my son to do was to not
use my whistle, but he blew it.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
At my age, I'm good at multitasking. I can listen, ignore,
and forget all at once.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Once upon a time there was a king that was
only twelve inches tall. He was a terrible leader, but
he made a great ruler.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Why was Dracula a bad ceo? He was always fighting
with the stakeholders.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Why did the scarecrow win an award because he was
outstanding in his field.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
My buddy's a carpenter, but he's really overwhelmed and depressed.
So I bought him a coping saw.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It was so cold yesterday in my computer froze. It
was my own fault, though I left too many windows open.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
What's the difference between Sesame Street and Alfred Hedgecock. Sesame
Street has an oscar?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What invention lets you see through walls a window?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Where do you buy electricity from the outlet mall?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Did you hear about the local bakery that burnt down?
Their business is toast? Get ready for more laughs and groans.
Following this short break.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
A guy walked to the end of a wharf when
a rogueway flipped it and landed on him. He died
of peer pressure.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
A perfectionist walks into a bar. Apparently the bar wasn't
set high enough.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I recently visited the world's tiniest wind turbine exhibit. Honestly
not a big fan.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
How did the tree respond to the lumberjacks questions? Don't
ask me about anything.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What poet defenestrated his man servant, William Butler yeats.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I just searched rabbit digging on YouTube and now it's
let me down a huge rabbit hole.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Don't you want help putting on your tuxedo? Okay, suit yourself.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
At an interview, I was asked if I could perform
under pressure. I said, well, I'm not one hundred percent
sure I know all the lyrics, but I'll try my best.
I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stick around for
a bonus dad joke. We're here to brighten your world
(03:34):
with some humor. Don't forget to share the laughs or
droans with your loved ones. Sleep well, and I'll be
back with more jokes tomorrow. Thank you for your continued support.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
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media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in
front of a canned studio audience. Win Turbines love music.
They're big metal fans.
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