Episode Transcript
I just spilled all of the pancake mix on my wife.
You could say she's my batter half.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I know it's October, but I have already ordered my
wife a new fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to
see her face light up when she opens it.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Where did Noah keep his bees in the archives?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
What do you get when you cross a vampire and
a snowman? Frostbite?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
With great power comes a huge electricity bill.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Why don't mummies take vacations because they're afraid they'll unwined?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
The diamond jewelry industry has been pushing propaganda talking about
how much happier married people are. They're trying to drive engagement.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Why don't oysters donate to charity? They're shellfish.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I punched one of the seven dwarfs. It wasn't happy.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
How does the lumberjack track how many trees he cut down?
He keeps a log?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I saw a lawyer at the gym outlifting everyone. That's
the power of attorney.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
The laughter isn't over. We'll be back after this brief break.
I told a bad chemistry joke once. It didn't get
much of a reaction, why.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Don't bears wear socks because they have bare feet?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
My daughter came to me upset, saying Grandpa told her
a secret that Grandma wears extra large dresses to hide
the appendage protruding out her backside. She cried even harder
when I explained that's just an old wife's tale.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I ate too much Middle Eastern food now, I falafel.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
What's red? Bad for your teeth? And gets you rolled
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was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. Every
time I eat rice, I run out of breath. My
doctor thinks I'm basmatic.
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