World Meteorological Day! See if you can weather these jokes! 23 March 2023

Daily Dad Jokes (23 Mar 2023)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
My meteorology professor asked if anyone knew why Earth was
experiencing such extreme weather changes. I answered, because it's bipolar.
What is a king's favorite type of weather? Hail? A

(00:24):
meteorology student did research on the necessity of temperature change
when he was in college. It was a degree requirement.
I heard Donald Trump like his women the way he
likes the weather stormy. I'm thinking of studying aerodynamics, but

(00:47):
there's a chance I'll go into meteorology instead. It's still
up in the air. What do you call a guy
with a criminal record working at a carnival and cold
weather a chili con carney? In college, I had to

(01:10):
take an easy filler class, so I took meteorology one
hundred and one. It was not a breeze. It's forty
three BC and Julius Caesar is about to receive the
first ever weather forecast, Hail Caesar. I was considering a

(01:32):
career in meteorology. Unfortunately, the career prospects seemed too unpredictable.
I once entered a weather pun competition. I beat the
raining champion. Due to bad weather, I won't be attending

(01:53):
the meteorology convention. I'm going to take a rain check.
I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.

(02:15):
On my visit to Chicago, the weather forecast said it
was muggie. The forecaster was right. I went outside and
someone stole my shoes. What do you call someone who
likes to add numbers when the weather is warm a summer?

(02:38):
What did Santa Claus say when missus Claus asked him
what the weather forecast was? It looks like rain deer.
When does it start to rain? Money? When there is
change in the weather. It's getting too hot to wear
a suit. The weather just isn't suitable. I'm Bob Jeffy

(03:07):
hope you have been able to weather these jokes to
on National Meteorological Day. We're on a mission to spread
the laughs and groans far and wide, so please share
these jokes with your family. Thank you, Hello everyone. Did
you know that you can join the hundreds of listeners
who have submitted their own dad jokes through my voicemail.

(03:30):
Please spread the laughs and groans and submit your own
dad joke to our voicemail with the best ones to
be included in special fan episodes. Just leave your name,
the city and state you live in, and your best
dad joke call nine seven eight three nine three one
zero seven six. I'll repeat that number. It's nine seven
eight three nine three one zero seven six, or check

(03:52):
the show notes page for the number. I'll look forward
to hearing from you. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is
produced by Classic Studios. See a show notes page for
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