December 12, 2024 • 32 mins
Today we are joined by Kelly in Vegas to make some bets this week plus we ask her about Shea's comments on social media and if she resonates with him. Also we talk about the big news which was Bill Belichick agreeing to become the head coach at North Carolina plus much more. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet without doing the actual gambling.
You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick, Bad.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Larry there sitting in my car, Dan outside Rays Starving.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, oh woo hoo, Larry, I just don't want you
to sit in a garage with a car running.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Wowkay No, I'm just saying I big for yourself. It
is the holiday, it is after the holidays. I don't care.
But uh it's it's car garage season. There's a lot
of families.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh wait a minute, why are we dressing this thing
up today? Talking about Kelly is with us from wager
talk dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Shirt it up.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, host shows like bet on It, Kelly and Murray
and Last Calls Saturday Sunday. And if you could, you
could put can you put Kelly in my monitor over
here just so I can there. She is Kelly. You're
back for more. Why that's a great question.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
No, actually, uh, I think as uh someone who thrives
in a toxic masculiner in the environment, like I just,
I just there's something about me needing this.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
This is like good for my soul.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Are you aware of Shay's situation at home with his
wife with therapy?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I have heard like glimpses of it every once in
a while slide in sha'se dms and say like the
brother that I never had, Like there are some of
his tweets, some of his comments are just hilarious. But yeah,
therapy is not good for anybody. Why would you ever,
why would you ever subject that to yourself?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Fake real? By the way, the state of Ohio wants
a piece of your ass after you made fun of
my home state. What'd you call it? Alabama? I mean
he's not with shittier food, it's Alabama.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
I think he said a dump at one point.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
How is the reaction on social media? They're tough guy.
A lot of Ohio on the Twitter. I gotta tell
you a lot of very proud appellation opioid.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
The prouder the prouder people are of the place that
they're from.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It is that is one thing I don't understand, like
state pride for Ohio. Like you don't. You don't find
that in Indiana or Illinois or Michigan. But people from Ohio,
you know what it is. It's share trauma. It's like
going to jail or rehab with somebody and you have
a bond over it, living in that shithole and dealing
with that awful government all day every day. Where did
this come from. It's a useless state. Should be sold
(02:50):
back to the Canadians. You know what, I would trade
Canada for Ohio today. That's such as you would have
to throw in.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I mean you're going to throw me into that because
I'm from Ohio.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
So me and you would have to get a new passport.
You have lived with a new administration enough to not
be you have no ties, No, it's birthright relationship in Ohio.
You'd have to go back. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
January twentieth, Danny, you gotta go back, Okay. I just
don't know where this came from. This is a gambling show.
And all of a sudden you because you abuse you,
you hate other things, other people, least favorite.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
That is generally true, Dan, But this one I'm gonna
have to agree.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Shut up right, it's a fact. You don't know shit,
you're twenty eight. You don't know anything. I am twenty nine.
Oh okay October yes, yes, oh, look talking about livers. Yeah,
but he's lived long with his liver kinda. He's not
that old. I'm old. Yeah he is. He has done
(03:50):
some damage to that body. Yeah. Yeah. It used to
be a wonderland long time ago.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yes, it used to be a wonderland. Okay, So let's
go around the room.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
You have bad Larry's joining us from Jersey, hopefully not
from a garage. You have Shay and Irving, and you
have Dylan the graphics guy. You have Intern Ray, Picture
Day Ray and Marvin. That's our starting line up here.
And Kelly, of course is the owner of wager talk
dot com and host a variety of shows. She's going
to jump in when she wants to jump in and
(04:22):
make fun of people, and we encourage that as well.
So Shay catching a lot of heat because his cowboys
lost to the Bengals.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Sad the way they lost, Danny. It's kids not knowing
their history. Leon Lett, nineteen ninety three. This has already
happened in Osamana, Huawei or however the hell you say
his name? He couldn't figure out his ass from his
elbow and try to be a hero.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
By the way, a listener has held us hostage once
free t shirts after he purchased the DP takes a
gamble domain and we don't deal with terrorist.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
No, that was a my bad.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
I shouldn't have said that we were going to buy
the domain name before.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yes. Yes, funny how that works when you give people
a heads up what you're going to do and they scrambled.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Maybe I have more faith in humanity than I should Dan,
or I'm an idealist.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
We had a listener send a video of his child
tossing ornaments off the tree Nick in California, and he
says that he apparently is raising a baby Shay. Do
you have any advice for parents with violent children?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Shay? Yeah, this is like baby Grinch. He was literally
grabbing the ornaments and smashing them on the ground, just
ruining Christmas for everyone. I think you sent them to
military school immediately. And what did that do for you?
He taught me how to pass a drug test.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
You go military school and then crack addiction.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Crack was before the villaginy, and then you went rehab. Yeah,
but that's the thing at military school. It gets you
off of the weed because weed will stay in your
system for like Kelly knows this way too long. Yeah,
so you go you go for the hard stuff, or
you go for the hallucinogenic because they can't you can't
find that.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Yeah, psilocybon and acid.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Saoti because I'm one with it with the Indians.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
By the way, last time we talked to therapy, Uh,
we're gonna have another session.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, it went much better. We agreed. We agreed not
to listen to the show. The roommate or the therapist.
I said, both of them are banned, and that this
is my own private time. And nobody.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Wait, is he calling his wife his roommate?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, we lived together, Kelly, he's a tough guy, Kelly. No,
we live together. A lot of married people don't live together.
I live with my wife, therefore roommate.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
That sounds awful. Does she have her own room?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Sometimes? I have my own. It's called the cow because
she asked me to sleep in it. But you know,
she's got the bigger one, so I give her that. Okay,
but things are moving along better. Yeah, I admitted that
I'm a bad person, and then everybody was like, oh,
what a sire relief. That's pretty much admit fault. You
always just say it's your fault. It's oh, you're right.
(06:54):
I was being crazy or I had an episode, or
I forgot my meds whatever.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
I was on peyote.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, no, no he's not. No, we're we're clean, right. Yeah.
Our psychedelics is a dirty whistle throwing it in an alley.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No, no, we're not doing that anymore. No benders. No
three days we lose you.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
We'll see about Austria.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Okay, that's not the bender we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Bad.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Larry lost two units last week. Dylan won three and
a half. Shay won seven.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, what's up ibout that?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Danny sehn Ham Actually, so seventeen and a half for Shay,
Dylan plus thirteen and a half Larry a big zero.
Just wait, hold on, do you have any complaints? Larry
usually have a complaints?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Dead zero two units on all my bets this week.
I gotta go back and see how Shaye won seven
was his big best.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I'll bring it up. I'll bring it up. By the way, bad.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Larry wins the Diego Pavi Award for the third straight week. Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Everyone was talking shit when I said Larry was catching
up to me.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I know, I was one in one.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
How do you?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I don't even understand how you win this award?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Here we go, it's your.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Worst college record?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I was one on one in college.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
More of a blanket award?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah for the week.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, oh okay, I'll take it for that down Okay,
I just want to know what it's for the worst
the worst week. That sounds good.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
It's actually just whoever it's from New Jersey gets it
every week.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Speaking of New Jersey, I mean, are we allowed to
talk about you? Is New Jersey were allowed to talk
about the truth? Is New Jersey worse or better than Ohio?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
It's the Ohio of the Northeast.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
No, it's in Mexico of the Northeast. But can we
talk about the aliens in New Jersey? Are we allowed
to do that or are they going to censor this too? Wait? No,
it's pretty tiny aliens in their mother ships above New Jersey,
circling our Italian American brethren, the drones Danny, Yes, yeah,
(08:46):
they're tiny. Aliens, but they're in really big ships. They
look small to us, So that's why they won't land
because we look so big to them and they know
we'll eat them.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Kelly, there is still time for you to get the
hell out of here if you want to.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
You know, I tracked everything I said about Shane and
I being like very similar.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I will not be eating aliens.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
But also, yeah, I I've learned a lot, and no,
I am good. I'm from Kansas, Like we didn't do
all the nefarious things that you guys did down there
in Texas. Like we were just like a little Middle
America mining our own business.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, but you said you're a lot like Shae. What
does that mean.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
I think it means like politically because we just say like, okay,
just you think they're aliens?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Are Iranians in New Jersey?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Well, if I had to pick, I would say they're
aliens over to Rank, I don't think.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
I don't think I Ran has the ball.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Absolutely, What interest do either of them have in a
bunch of Italians.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
In New Jersey. Maybe they saw Sopranos.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Actually they could have seen this. Actually if I was
an alien, I would watch the Sopranos, would be my
first first order of business.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Is it on reirs? Maybe they're just catching you know,
like sex in the city and other countries that they're
people just seeing sex in the city and sex.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And the Sopranos just premiered in their alien world and
they were like, holy shit, we gotta check it out.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Good, Holy shit, Italians are cool.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, okay, speaking of Italians, what I say?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Yeah, actually, who recently drove through New Jersey to get
away from New York.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's a medium.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Coincidence.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
By the way, my warnings of Italians were not heeded
by anyone, and now I have been proven correct by
one thing that happen. His name is Luigi.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
That is a cartoon Italian. I mean he's literally named.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
After His name is Larry.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, it's going to be Larry in the Clink. That's
what they're gonna call him, clink. Might they might call
him Laurence.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Also the tinfoil hat here though, so that guy like
they released a picture of him and it's just him
with a hood from like the top and some random
McDonald's employee in the middle Pennsylvania recognizes him from that picture.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
No, it was the nsay illegally tracked him, and now
they're backtrack and investigation. Do not admit that Edward Snowden
was right and everything we you is being watched by
the government. Yeah they I mean, see this is dan.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
This is where this is where Shane and I are
on the same page.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's true, She's right, it's true.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
I mean that there's just no way they have all
this ship that.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Do you need therapy too? No? I told you.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Therapy is for people who want to admit something's wrong
with them. If you think that you're great, why do
you need therapy?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Are you married?
Speaker 5 (11:24):
I am not married.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Okay. If you were married, you might need therapy.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
I've been in a very long relationship.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
We lived togethermates, like it's like marriage.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
But I don't want to change my last name.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
And if he was like, hey, we need to go
to therapy, I'd be like, maybe we're just.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Not sold Kelly, is it?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Do you not want to change your last name because
it's Manoni, it's.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Actually Polish, which is even worse.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
We can talk about that, okay, Okay, let me recap here.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Why was everyone's reaction like that. I don't know. It
sounds like you don't know any Polish. Yeah, not really. Yeah,
we moved on from Polish people. We don't make fun
of Polish people anymore.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
How many can screw in a light bulb?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah? I do love a parogi.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
Yeah, are the shittiest version of dumplings.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
We're gonna fight, Yeah they are. We're going to fight.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Wasn't any time you stuff meat or potatoes into like
a pockety, whether it's a pasta or ana like, they're
just always good?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
No, ik, Kelly, I agree, but I think of the
Dumpling family pogies like compared to like a Chinese dumpling,
or like an empanada, is the worst? Okay? Actually all right?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Or how about we get around to maybe some gambling today?
The over under Bill Belichick's North Carolina tar Heels is
six and a half. Anybody taking over under Shay, I'll
start with you.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
No, I just think bringing Matt Patricia and your son
to establish a dumbest hit he could ever do?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Are you taking the over under over? They're gonna have
more than six and a half wins?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Wait? What do you?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
What's the over under your betting on that happens over
six and a half? You're taking the over? Yes, Dylan
over under six and a half wins for Bill Belichick for.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
And hard to argue with that one, honestly, but I'm
gonna for the spirit of compets six and a half.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I don't know. I'm gonna take the under ed Larry.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
He's got to bring in some people when he's got
to have huge nil money. There's some seniors in high
school who want to go to the pros over six
and a.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Half, all right, Kelly over under six and a half.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
I'm gonna play contrarian like I do so well, I'm
gonna take the under here. I do think Bill Belichick
will have success. I do think there's a ton of money,
but as we've seen from other teams with more money
than gods, you still can't buy yourself a national championship.
I would not be surprised to see them when exactly
six games, go to a mediocre Bowl game year one
and then really hit that next catapult year two.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Well, they're going to the Fenway Bowl this year. So
with their six wins, they maybe had it back. Could
you imagine we brought this up on the show. Could
you imagine Nicole Arback, I think, tweeted that Bill Belichick
next year would be have Mayo dumped on him at
the at the Mayo Bowl. Can you imagine Belichick putting
up with that or the Pop Tart Bowl where he's
(14:17):
taking a bite of a Pop Tart.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I could imagine that. I think his girlfriend he shows
for breakfast.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
She definitely does. But here's what I.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Saw a tweet, and it'said, imagine these kids who are
in journalism school having to ask Bill Belichick questions. I mean,
the post the postgame pressers are going to be absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
I would just be like, I'm dropping the class.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Well, and this is something we brought up that Belichick.
Everybody's like, oh my god, this newfound personality. And as
we brought up on the show. No, he respects Peyton
and Eli Manning, and he respects Pat McAfee. He doesn't
respect people like me. He doesn't respect people in the
media because you didn't You didn't play game. These guys did.
(15:01):
So he speaks to them. He's effusive alone, He's like,
oh hey, Bill By he listened to him.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
In a tone of his voices totally chatty.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Can't Yes, it sounds like he cares as opposed to
yeah he's in love. Yeah, what lasts longer. Oh yes, yes,
Belichick at Carolina, Belichick with his girlfriend. I think the
girlfriend falls in love with one of Belichick's players and
ruins Belichick's tenure.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Kelly over, which one do you think last longer? Belichick
with Carolina, Belichick with his girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Listen, I've never seen the man smile so much in
his life. But eventually she's got to realize she's with
the guy that's my dad's a right, Like, eventually she's
gonna say, okay, like I want to get married and
have kids.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
I just don't know when that is.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
And so it's it's interesting because when he's signed a
five year deal at Carolina, I thought, what is he doing?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Five years is way too long? Like three years?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Fine, you want to get back into coaching, that's really
great question.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I'm going to go his time at North Carolina lasts.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Longer, right, what about you, Dylan?
Speaker 6 (16:12):
I mean, I think history is on the side of
him lasting longer at Carolina than a relationship with a
twenty five year old as.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
A is she that old? I don't think she's twenty.
I don't think she's even all right.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
With a sixteen year old.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Twenty three? Oh, didn't he meet her on a plane. Yes,
best flight partner ever. You always got to check who
your flight partner is because it could be the last
person you ever see. Yeah, that's yeah, it's true. Important,
that's true. Important.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, it's twenty four A big difference than twenty Almost
too old for Leo.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
I mean, didn't the Pachino just have a kid at
like eighty nine?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, didn't Leo DiCaprio. Didn't he change his Like, isn't
he dating somebody a little bit old?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Age limits? Twenty seven? Now? I think? Yeah, something we Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Every five years older he gets, he goes up.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
It's creepy. He's got standards dancing creepy. Yes, it's got
a type. Yes, it's creepy. Have you ever spoken to
a twenty four year old? I mean when I was
twenty four? Yeah, yes, and they sound smart then none
of the smart.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Well, I don't know if people who were like super
famous when they were how old was Leo and.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
He was like blew up? Gilbert Grape was like he
was like twelve? Yeah once he Gilbert.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
Gray shockingly maybe not the most well adjusted like adult
human being.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Maybe. Okay, uh, let's come on the pod.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Yeah, get Leon.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
But we have Kelly with us right now.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Okay, bets this week, Kelly, I'll start with you college football.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
College football has not been great. You know you bragged
about how great Shade did last week, and it's because
we had the opposites. I want to own four last
week in college football and then crushing about this is
the only thing I'm taking this weekend in college football
is the Navy over. I told you guys, I have
that contrarian in me, and I thought, you know what,
they open this number high for a reason. It's already
(18:05):
been bet up. That is not historic, right, Usually they
open the number and.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
It just plummets.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
I think both of these offense are prolific. I think
it doesn't matter which Navy quarterback we see. I like
Army in this spot to get the win. But remember
Navies had an extra week here to prepare, so I'm
going over thirty eight and a half. But I also
lean towards Navy to get the cover in Army.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Get the win.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Okay, Shaye at Irving, I'm also on the over. My
auto bet Army every year laying six and a half.
Don't care if it's a hundred. It's because you're a
patriot because I'm an American, You're American about security American
And if we had a particular forty two, we'd be
shooting down those alien drones. Those are our first off.
If I see a drone, I don't care if it's
(18:48):
an alien or not. I'm shooting the thing out of
the sky, period immediately. I don't give a shit. And also,
come find me what do you mean? Yeah? I heard
the gunshot to officer, Sorry, gonna do how many guns
do you have a lot? And I'm not telling you
how many because none of them are registered.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
That's how I know we're different. Come on, do you
need you live in a state where you have to
register your guns?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I do, yeah, And I don't register them because then
they'll know it. Put me on a list. Oh yeah,
a list. Okay, they're under lock and key. Correct, Absolutely
they are. Yeah, they're locked most most of them. Yeah,
except for the one under my pillow. Rest of college football, Danny,
I got West Virginia plus three against Memphis, and that's it, man,
(19:35):
because rich Rod is coming back to West Virginia Country Road.
I like it. I like, all right, Dylan, what do
you have?
Speaker 6 (19:43):
I'm with Kelly on this one, I'm gonna take Navy
to cover six and a half. Actually, last time this
game was played in landover Maryland, Navy won, So history's
on my side.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
There are they the same players they played in that?
Speaker 6 (19:58):
I mean, I can't confirm or deny that then, but
it's all I got.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I hate when you know, we we make things work
in accordance.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
To hell, we want them to be like that's every stack.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
You know, the last time the Mets and Yankees played
in the World Series, the Yankees won. Yeah, and yeah,
nobody's going to exactly, but you're like, oh shit, they
must wait all the time.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
That's like the like if you had bet the Cavaliers
like at the beginning of the season and enrolled your
winnings over every week for fifteen weeks, you'd have ten
million dollars. It's like, okay, well who no one finded that?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Well, the million dollar better is up seventeen and a
half million following me, so.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Yeah, that's true, and they're up thirteen and a half
million following me.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Wait, who do we have following us?
Speaker 6 (20:38):
No, that's a theoretical person. Oh yeah, okay, if there
is someone, oh I.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
See, yeah, that's why SHA's up seventeen. Yeah, that's a
that's a brag. There's within it. Yeah, what else? Anything else?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Yep, I got UNLV plus one and a half against
Cal and I've got Notre Dame to win the college
football playoff. Wow, one hundred. If there's any year this
would be remotely feasible. I do think this is the.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Air if Notre Dame placed Georgia in the second round.
Notre Dame is listed as a two point favorite against it,
which it just looks weird. It does just something new.
Keep in mind, Bad Larry any college football bets.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I didn't send any in, but this morning I'm taking
Army minus the six and a half and I'm taking
JMU minus the eight against Western Kentucky two units each.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Ray, Okay, Ray, of course the producer this god forsaken show,
and he's writing things down once again. The lineup.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
We have Kelly, the owner of wager talk dot com.
Hosts chose like bet on it, Kelly and Murray last
call on Saturday and Sunday. She joins us from Vegas.
We have Shayan Irving, we have Bad Larry, and we
have diald in the graphics guy. So Kelly lead us
off NFL.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
NFL is absolutely disgusting this week, you guys, and I'd
like to apologize to all of your listeners in advance.
Historically weeks you know, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen. Now, obviously we've
got a week eighteen. You've got to kind of fade
some of the narratives, and you've got to kind of
buck some of the trends, right, and you've covered professional
sports for a long time and understand that no, in fact,
(22:13):
players don't quit on their team, and in fact they
do still want to win even though they have nothing
to play for. So I'm betting on some of those
teams this week. And the very first one is, well,
we were talking about Bill Belichick the New England Patriots.
I know it sounds kind of gross, but it took
the five and a half here with the Pats and
mainly in a play against the Cardinals.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm giving you six Kelly Oh.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Even better, thank you. Listen.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
This is the Cardinals team basically since so their bye
week week eleven has just know, I had a buddy.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Text and he goes, what did a new a call
of duty come out?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
What happened to Tyler Murray during the bye week, and
I go, oh, my god, that actually might have happened.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
If I followed video games, I would know.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
But I think this is a really great Pats team
playing with absolutely no pressure, versus the team who had,
you know, sit in first place in the NFC West
and has really faltered that away. Another gross team I'm
going to take. And I know that the Jags, or
excuse me, the Jets also fall into this. Teams may
still care. I actually disagree. I think Aaron Rodgers is done.
You can tell by his whole attitude and body language.
(23:17):
He seems to not care. He's gotten his coach fired,
he's got his GM fired. His number one wide receiver
just is non existent. And I'm gonna take Mac Jones
with the Jags, who is five and oh? There you go,
there's a little bit better than cherry picking stats, but
Mac Jones five and oh when facing the Jets.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
And then I'm gonna bet.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Against my Denver broncos I took the four earlier in
the week. I do think that Indianapolis has an opportunity
to win this game outright, So at three and a half,
I do think there's still some value there. I really
am honestly shell shocked about this Denver team, particularly at
home as a favorite. But I do think that they
may get caught looking ahead here. And then you have
the eight seed in the Colts, who have just been
(24:00):
well mediocre. I bet this team to win the AFC South.
They're not going to do so, but I do think
that they have an opportunity to go into Denver and
at least get the cover. Maybe Broncos win this one late,
but I would not be shocked to see Denver drop
this one prior to playing the Chargers.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
If you were single, would you give Aaron Rodgers a shot?
Speaker 5 (24:21):
You know what's funny, I do love Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
If I was single, I may dabble in a date
or two with Aaron Rodgers. But the reality is we're
the same person. We would fight like hell. I need
like a ying to my yang, and Aaron and I
are very similar. We almost have the same birthday.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
In fact, would you do ayahuasca with him in the
off season?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
The thing with ayahuasca is I've dabbled in the idea
of doing ayahuasca. I love going to Costa Rica, I
love the whole spiritual side of things. But I think
all of those memories and traumas that I've done so
good at suppressing over the years.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Probably should stay there.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Open Pandora's box.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
How about Hey, now let's go to Shyan Irving here shay.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Uh yeah, Danny nfl. I got to fighting Herbert's laying
two and a half against the Bad Bakers. I got
crab Legs plus four against the Chiefs Jameis Winston. Yeah,
and I got Aaron Rodgers laying three against the mac
jones Is. I don't feel great about it, but here
I am. And then because I'm an absolute moron, I
got to fight and Kirk Cousins laying four against Vegas.
(25:30):
He's looked like absolute shit. But for game I'm not positive.
Is that game at the Raiders. Yeah it's at Vegas. Yeah,
so it can't be away.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Yeah it's Monday night. Yeah, it's a Monday night game.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
You want to showcase that one.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
I can't flex out of one primetime Kirk.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Though, thank you, Roger. And then I got the Steelers
plus five and a half against the Iggles.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Okay, Dylan, all right, Dan, I'm nla the sixteen with
the Ravens against the Giants. I'm pretty sure this is
the biggest spread of the season, and this is a
game where the Ravens just like massacre a dying team
at the end of the season.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Is it the biggest or the biggest?
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Did I say briggest?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Think? Oh? Biggest? Eloquent?
Speaker 6 (26:19):
You know, yeah, very I got Browns plus four against
the Chiefs, and I'm bucking my trend of taking the
Lions every week. You okay, Do I feel like I
sound like I usually did?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Mah?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Okay, all right, I'm taking the Bills plus two and
Afghans the Lions, and I'm gonna take the Bears plus
six and a Halfgans.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Okay, okay, bad layer, Are you still with us?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
I'm still here, Dan, Okay, up two units each. I
got a bunch of them Rams plus two and a
half against the forty nine.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Ers, MS plus three plus three.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Tonight, Jet's minus the three against the Jags Chiefs. Chie's
got to blow somebody out. Chiefs minus four against the Browns.
I won over forty seven in the Texas Dolphins game
and over fifty four in the Lions Bills game. Then
I want the Steelers. I thought it was plus five,
but he just gave shave five and a half. So
(27:23):
I'll take the five and a half against the Eagles
the Falcons minus four against the Raiders. All two units
come back time, Shah, here we go.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Well, see, yeah, you're in trouble. You have zero units
to show for your season. Dylan plus thirteen and a half,
Shay plus seventeen and a half. Anything else that needs
to be mentioned, Kelly? Is there anything that you would
like to mention that we haven't so far you can
think of?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I'm really excited for the college football playoffs coming up
because I think the ball season for the last couple
of years has really been decimated, obviously by the transfer
portal and coaches leaving their prospective jobs. I think this
is like the rejuvenation that college football needed, and so I,
for one, am very excited.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Shane, irving anything that you would like to say? Parting words,
I just hope that our new alien overlords bring a
peaceful right wing government and limit the freedom that all
these people have taken.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Advantage of, yourself included.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm hoping for some alien fascism. That's what I'm looking for.
What happened to you? Something happened to you? Nothing, Danny.
I think the aliens are going to take over. You
know what the problem with the government is today. It's
all these rules and I didn't ask just one more thing, Danny.
It's all the rules and regulations. Of course, I'm not
an actual fascist, but if you want real change, you
need to suspend democracy. That's what we got to do.
(28:45):
Anything parting words for the state of Ohio, I'm not sorry.
I apologize for nothing, Dylan. Anything you would like to add.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
I mean, Shay really kind of summed it all up.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I think yes he did.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
I'll be pretty stoked if the Ravens can win by seventeen.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Uh bad, Larry.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Anything you'd like to say, Kelly, you're starting to show out.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Shave is the big brother you never had. I'm sure
you're sorry about that comment right now.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
But then, like I said, just because you're siblings or
someone doesn't mean you have to agree.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
With everything they if there's just certain.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Things, and He'll say, I'll catch a tweet or a
clip from the show and I'm.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Like, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Yeah, there's been a couple of times today that I'm like, no.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
So, Kelly, what you're saying is if you were available
and Shay was available. No, no, no, no, no, no available, not ajailable.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
No no no no no, no no.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Because we would spend all night, every night down like
the Reddit rabbit holes with our tinfottle hats on, and
I would never get anything ever accomplished in life.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Probably start a revolution, go to jail, flee to Mexico,
start a coup in Panama. Yeah, important things, which is
not out of the realm of possibilities for you, especially
if the aliens go.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
Yeah, I think they might call you white DV.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
What if they're here to free Luigi and they don't
agree with our healthcare system?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Shaye and Irving podcast. Are you going to have the
roommate on the podcast?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
No? Okay? Would you like for me to doctor phillt
and I could go in there and moderate you and
your wife? Uh? Sure?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
And I could ask any questions I want to ask.
Absolutely well that I asked questions for a living can't
do it and they can be penetrating.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Okay, that's enough. That word.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
My best of the roommate. Uh So, I think that's it.
Wherever you get your podcast, Shae and Irving podcast, Yeah, yeah, okay.
Wager Talk dot Com is where you find Kelly also
with bet On it Kelly and Murray and last Call
on Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That's it. We've done it. No, DP is not it?
Quick question? Has this podcast been on your Wikipedia page yet? No?
Oh yeah, yeah no, it should not be on my
Wikipedia page when I'm when I'm dead, and then when
they start reading over and they'll be like, and he
was the host of Dan Patrick Takes a Game. I
(31:14):
don't know.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
If you're familiar with Wikipedia, people can go in and
change it. So I came in there and scrub everything.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
You have to be a communist to be able to
edit at Wikipedia. Everybody knows that it's a leftist propaganda machine.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I think somebody said that I was involved. I was
the third shooter at j with JFK. Was that in
my Wikipedia?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Wasn't there the other Dan Patrick? Hey?
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Third third, third out of one hundred's pretty good?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah? Okay, as if there was one, that's great? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
I think actually there's a glitch in the matrix and
Luigi Manjion thought he was shooting JFK.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
You know where Luigi stayed in Japan? You know, he
hung out in Japan for a while. You know who
else hung out in Japan? For a while, Lee Harvey Oswald.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
And that'll do it. Thanks for joining us on dan
Patrick Takes again. We'll have a spectacular weekend and we'll
talk to you maybe next week.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
M hm hmmmmm
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet without doing the actual gambling.
You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick, Bad.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Larry there sitting in my car, Dan outside Rays Starving.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, oh woo hoo, Larry, I just don't want you
to sit in a garage with a car running.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Wowkay No, I'm just saying I big for yourself. It
is the holiday, it is after the holidays. I don't care.
But uh it's it's car garage season. There's a lot
of families.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh wait a minute, why are we dressing this thing
up today? Talking about Kelly is with us from wager
talk dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Shirt it up.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, host shows like bet on It, Kelly and Murray
and Last Calls Saturday Sunday. And if you could, you
could put can you put Kelly in my monitor over
here just so I can there. She is Kelly. You're
back for more. Why that's a great question.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
No, actually, uh, I think as uh someone who thrives
in a toxic masculiner in the environment, like I just,
I just there's something about me needing this.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
This is like good for my soul.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Are you aware of Shay's situation at home with his
wife with therapy?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I have heard like glimpses of it every once in
a while slide in sha'se dms and say like the
brother that I never had, Like there are some of
his tweets, some of his comments are just hilarious. But yeah,
therapy is not good for anybody. Why would you ever,
why would you ever subject that to yourself?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Fake real? By the way, the state of Ohio wants
a piece of your ass after you made fun of
my home state. What'd you call it? Alabama? I mean
he's not with shittier food, it's Alabama.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
I think he said a dump at one point.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
How is the reaction on social media? They're tough guy.
A lot of Ohio on the Twitter. I gotta tell
you a lot of very proud appellation opioid.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
The prouder the prouder people are of the place that
they're from.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It is that is one thing I don't understand, like
state pride for Ohio. Like you don't. You don't find
that in Indiana or Illinois or Michigan. But people from Ohio,
you know what it is. It's share trauma. It's like
going to jail or rehab with somebody and you have
a bond over it, living in that shithole and dealing
with that awful government all day every day. Where did
this come from. It's a useless state. Should be sold
(02:50):
back to the Canadians. You know what, I would trade
Canada for Ohio today. That's such as you would have
to throw in.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I mean you're going to throw me into that because
I'm from Ohio.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
So me and you would have to get a new passport.
You have lived with a new administration enough to not
be you have no ties, No, it's birthright relationship in Ohio.
You'd have to go back. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
January twentieth, Danny, you gotta go back, Okay. I just
don't know where this came from. This is a gambling show.
And all of a sudden you because you abuse you,
you hate other things, other people, least favorite.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
That is generally true, Dan, But this one I'm gonna
have to agree.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Shut up right, it's a fact. You don't know shit,
you're twenty eight. You don't know anything. I am twenty nine.
Oh okay October yes, yes, oh, look talking about livers. Yeah,
but he's lived long with his liver kinda. He's not
that old. I'm old. Yeah he is. He has done
(03:50):
some damage to that body. Yeah. Yeah. It used to
be a wonderland long time ago.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yes, it used to be a wonderland. Okay, So let's
go around the room.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
You have bad Larry's joining us from Jersey, hopefully not
from a garage. You have Shay and Irving, and you
have Dylan the graphics guy. You have Intern Ray, Picture
Day Ray and Marvin. That's our starting line up here.
And Kelly, of course is the owner of wager talk
dot com and host a variety of shows. She's going
to jump in when she wants to jump in and
(04:22):
make fun of people, and we encourage that as well.
So Shay catching a lot of heat because his cowboys
lost to the Bengals.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Sad the way they lost, Danny. It's kids not knowing
their history. Leon Lett, nineteen ninety three. This has already
happened in Osamana, Huawei or however the hell you say
his name? He couldn't figure out his ass from his
elbow and try to be a hero.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
By the way, a listener has held us hostage once
free t shirts after he purchased the DP takes a
gamble domain and we don't deal with terrorist.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
No, that was a my bad.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
I shouldn't have said that we were going to buy
the domain name before.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yes. Yes, funny how that works when you give people
a heads up what you're going to do and they scrambled.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Maybe I have more faith in humanity than I should Dan,
or I'm an idealist.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
We had a listener send a video of his child
tossing ornaments off the tree Nick in California, and he
says that he apparently is raising a baby Shay. Do
you have any advice for parents with violent children?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Shay? Yeah, this is like baby Grinch. He was literally
grabbing the ornaments and smashing them on the ground, just
ruining Christmas for everyone. I think you sent them to
military school immediately. And what did that do for you?
He taught me how to pass a drug test.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
You go military school and then crack addiction.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Crack was before the villaginy, and then you went rehab. Yeah,
but that's the thing at military school. It gets you
off of the weed because weed will stay in your
system for like Kelly knows this way too long. Yeah,
so you go you go for the hard stuff, or
you go for the hallucinogenic because they can't you can't
find that.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Yeah, psilocybon and acid.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Saoti because I'm one with it with the Indians.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
By the way, last time we talked to therapy, Uh,
we're gonna have another session.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, it went much better. We agreed. We agreed not
to listen to the show. The roommate or the therapist.
I said, both of them are banned, and that this
is my own private time. And nobody.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Wait, is he calling his wife his roommate?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, we lived together, Kelly, he's a tough guy, Kelly. No,
we live together. A lot of married people don't live together.
I live with my wife, therefore roommate.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
That sounds awful. Does she have her own room?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Sometimes? I have my own. It's called the cow because
she asked me to sleep in it. But you know,
she's got the bigger one, so I give her that. Okay,
but things are moving along better. Yeah, I admitted that
I'm a bad person, and then everybody was like, oh,
what a sire relief. That's pretty much admit fault. You
always just say it's your fault. It's oh, you're right.
(06:54):
I was being crazy or I had an episode, or
I forgot my meds whatever.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
I was on peyote.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, no, no he's not. No, we're we're clean, right. Yeah.
Our psychedelics is a dirty whistle throwing it in an alley.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No, no, we're not doing that anymore. No benders. No
three days we lose you.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
We'll see about Austria.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Okay, that's not the bender we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Bad.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Larry lost two units last week. Dylan won three and
a half. Shay won seven.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, what's up ibout that?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Danny sehn Ham Actually, so seventeen and a half for Shay,
Dylan plus thirteen and a half Larry a big zero.
Just wait, hold on, do you have any complaints? Larry
usually have a complaints?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Dead zero two units on all my bets this week.
I gotta go back and see how Shaye won seven
was his big best.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I'll bring it up. I'll bring it up. By the way, bad.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Larry wins the Diego Pavi Award for the third straight week. Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Everyone was talking shit when I said Larry was catching
up to me.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I know, I was one in one.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
How do you?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I don't even understand how you win this award?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Here we go, it's your.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Worst college record?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I was one on one in college.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
More of a blanket award?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah for the week.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, oh okay, I'll take it for that down Okay,
I just want to know what it's for the worst
the worst week. That sounds good.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
It's actually just whoever it's from New Jersey gets it
every week.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Speaking of New Jersey, I mean, are we allowed to
talk about you? Is New Jersey were allowed to talk
about the truth? Is New Jersey worse or better than Ohio?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
It's the Ohio of the Northeast.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
No, it's in Mexico of the Northeast. But can we
talk about the aliens in New Jersey? Are we allowed
to do that or are they going to censor this too? Wait? No,
it's pretty tiny aliens in their mother ships above New Jersey,
circling our Italian American brethren, the drones Danny, Yes, yeah,
(08:46):
they're tiny. Aliens, but they're in really big ships. They
look small to us, So that's why they won't land
because we look so big to them and they know
we'll eat them.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Kelly, there is still time for you to get the
hell out of here if you want to.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
You know, I tracked everything I said about Shane and
I being like very similar.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I will not be eating aliens.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
But also, yeah, I I've learned a lot, and no,
I am good. I'm from Kansas, Like we didn't do
all the nefarious things that you guys did down there
in Texas. Like we were just like a little Middle
America mining our own business.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, but you said you're a lot like Shae. What
does that mean.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
I think it means like politically because we just say like, okay,
just you think they're aliens?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Are Iranians in New Jersey?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Well, if I had to pick, I would say they're
aliens over to Rank, I don't think.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
I don't think I Ran has the ball.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Absolutely, What interest do either of them have in a
bunch of Italians.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
In New Jersey. Maybe they saw Sopranos.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Actually they could have seen this. Actually if I was
an alien, I would watch the Sopranos, would be my
first first order of business.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Is it on reirs? Maybe they're just catching you know,
like sex in the city and other countries that they're
people just seeing sex in the city and sex.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And the Sopranos just premiered in their alien world and
they were like, holy shit, we gotta check it out.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Good, Holy shit, Italians are cool.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, okay, speaking of Italians, what I say?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Yeah, actually, who recently drove through New Jersey to get
away from New York.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's a medium.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Coincidence.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
By the way, my warnings of Italians were not heeded
by anyone, and now I have been proven correct by
one thing that happen. His name is Luigi.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
That is a cartoon Italian. I mean he's literally named.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
After His name is Larry.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, it's going to be Larry in the Clink. That's
what they're gonna call him, clink. Might they might call
him Laurence.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Also the tinfoil hat here though, so that guy like
they released a picture of him and it's just him
with a hood from like the top and some random
McDonald's employee in the middle Pennsylvania recognizes him from that picture.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
No, it was the nsay illegally tracked him, and now
they're backtrack and investigation. Do not admit that Edward Snowden
was right and everything we you is being watched by
the government. Yeah they I mean, see this is dan.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
This is where this is where Shane and I are
on the same page.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's true, She's right, it's true.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
I mean that there's just no way they have all
this ship that.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Do you need therapy too? No? I told you.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Therapy is for people who want to admit something's wrong
with them. If you think that you're great, why do
you need therapy?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Are you married?
Speaker 5 (11:24):
I am not married.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Okay. If you were married, you might need therapy.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
I've been in a very long relationship.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
We lived togethermates, like it's like marriage.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
But I don't want to change my last name.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
And if he was like, hey, we need to go
to therapy, I'd be like, maybe we're just.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Not sold Kelly, is it?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Do you not want to change your last name because
it's Manoni, it's.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Actually Polish, which is even worse.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
We can talk about that, okay, Okay, let me recap here.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Why was everyone's reaction like that. I don't know. It
sounds like you don't know any Polish. Yeah, not really. Yeah,
we moved on from Polish people. We don't make fun
of Polish people anymore.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
How many can screw in a light bulb?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah? I do love a parogi.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
Yeah, are the shittiest version of dumplings.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
We're gonna fight, Yeah they are. We're going to fight.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Wasn't any time you stuff meat or potatoes into like
a pockety, whether it's a pasta or ana like, they're
just always good?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
No, ik, Kelly, I agree, but I think of the
Dumpling family pogies like compared to like a Chinese dumpling,
or like an empanada, is the worst? Okay? Actually all right?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Or how about we get around to maybe some gambling today?
The over under Bill Belichick's North Carolina tar Heels is
six and a half. Anybody taking over under Shay, I'll
start with you.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
No, I just think bringing Matt Patricia and your son
to establish a dumbest hit he could ever do?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Are you taking the over under over? They're gonna have
more than six and a half wins?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Wait? What do you?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
What's the over under your betting on that happens over
six and a half? You're taking the over? Yes, Dylan
over under six and a half wins for Bill Belichick for.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
And hard to argue with that one, honestly, but I'm
gonna for the spirit of compets six and a half.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I don't know. I'm gonna take the under ed Larry.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
He's got to bring in some people when he's got
to have huge nil money. There's some seniors in high
school who want to go to the pros over six
and a.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Half, all right, Kelly over under six and a half.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
I'm gonna play contrarian like I do so well, I'm
gonna take the under here. I do think Bill Belichick
will have success. I do think there's a ton of money,
but as we've seen from other teams with more money
than gods, you still can't buy yourself a national championship.
I would not be surprised to see them when exactly
six games, go to a mediocre Bowl game year one
and then really hit that next catapult year two.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Well, they're going to the Fenway Bowl this year. So
with their six wins, they maybe had it back. Could
you imagine we brought this up on the show. Could
you imagine Nicole Arback, I think, tweeted that Bill Belichick
next year would be have Mayo dumped on him at
the at the Mayo Bowl. Can you imagine Belichick putting
up with that or the Pop Tart Bowl where he's
(14:17):
taking a bite of a Pop Tart.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I could imagine that. I think his girlfriend he shows
for breakfast.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
She definitely does. But here's what I.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Saw a tweet, and it'said, imagine these kids who are
in journalism school having to ask Bill Belichick questions. I mean,
the post the postgame pressers are going to be absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
I would just be like, I'm dropping the class.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Well, and this is something we brought up that Belichick.
Everybody's like, oh my god, this newfound personality. And as
we brought up on the show. No, he respects Peyton
and Eli Manning, and he respects Pat McAfee. He doesn't
respect people like me. He doesn't respect people in the
media because you didn't You didn't play game. These guys did.
(15:01):
So he speaks to them. He's effusive alone, He's like,
oh hey, Bill By he listened to him.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
In a tone of his voices totally chatty.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Can't Yes, it sounds like he cares as opposed to
yeah he's in love. Yeah, what lasts longer. Oh yes, yes,
Belichick at Carolina, Belichick with his girlfriend. I think the
girlfriend falls in love with one of Belichick's players and
ruins Belichick's tenure.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Kelly over, which one do you think last longer? Belichick
with Carolina, Belichick with his girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Listen, I've never seen the man smile so much in
his life. But eventually she's got to realize she's with
the guy that's my dad's a right, Like, eventually she's
gonna say, okay, like I want to get married and
have kids.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
I just don't know when that is.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
And so it's it's interesting because when he's signed a
five year deal at Carolina, I thought, what is he doing?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Five years is way too long? Like three years?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Fine, you want to get back into coaching, that's really
great question.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I'm going to go his time at North Carolina lasts.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Longer, right, what about you, Dylan?
Speaker 6 (16:12):
I mean, I think history is on the side of
him lasting longer at Carolina than a relationship with a
twenty five year old as.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
A is she that old? I don't think she's twenty.
I don't think she's even all right.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
With a sixteen year old.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Twenty three? Oh, didn't he meet her on a plane. Yes,
best flight partner ever. You always got to check who
your flight partner is because it could be the last
person you ever see. Yeah, that's yeah, it's true. Important,
that's true. Important.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, it's twenty four A big difference than twenty Almost
too old for Leo.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
I mean, didn't the Pachino just have a kid at
like eighty nine?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, didn't Leo DiCaprio. Didn't he change his Like, isn't
he dating somebody a little bit old?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Age limits? Twenty seven? Now? I think? Yeah, something we Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Every five years older he gets, he goes up.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
It's creepy. He's got standards dancing creepy. Yes, it's got
a type. Yes, it's creepy. Have you ever spoken to
a twenty four year old? I mean when I was
twenty four? Yeah, yes, and they sound smart then none
of the smart.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Well, I don't know if people who were like super
famous when they were how old was Leo and.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
He was like blew up? Gilbert Grape was like he
was like twelve? Yeah once he Gilbert.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
Gray shockingly maybe not the most well adjusted like adult
human being.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Maybe. Okay, uh, let's come on the pod.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Yeah, get Leon.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
But we have Kelly with us right now.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Okay, bets this week, Kelly, I'll start with you college football.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
College football has not been great. You know you bragged
about how great Shade did last week, and it's because
we had the opposites. I want to own four last
week in college football and then crushing about this is
the only thing I'm taking this weekend in college football
is the Navy over. I told you guys, I have
that contrarian in me, and I thought, you know what,
they open this number high for a reason. It's already
(18:05):
been bet up. That is not historic, right, Usually they
open the number and.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
It just plummets.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
I think both of these offense are prolific. I think
it doesn't matter which Navy quarterback we see. I like
Army in this spot to get the win. But remember
Navies had an extra week here to prepare, so I'm
going over thirty eight and a half. But I also
lean towards Navy to get the cover in Army.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Get the win.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Okay, Shaye at Irving, I'm also on the over. My
auto bet Army every year laying six and a half.
Don't care if it's a hundred. It's because you're a
patriot because I'm an American, You're American about security American
And if we had a particular forty two, we'd be
shooting down those alien drones. Those are our first off.
If I see a drone, I don't care if it's
(18:48):
an alien or not. I'm shooting the thing out of
the sky, period immediately. I don't give a shit. And also,
come find me what do you mean? Yeah? I heard
the gunshot to officer, Sorry, gonna do how many guns
do you have a lot? And I'm not telling you
how many because none of them are registered.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
That's how I know we're different. Come on, do you
need you live in a state where you have to
register your guns?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I do, yeah, And I don't register them because then
they'll know it. Put me on a list. Oh yeah,
a list. Okay, they're under lock and key. Correct, Absolutely
they are. Yeah, they're locked most most of them. Yeah,
except for the one under my pillow. Rest of college football, Danny,
I got West Virginia plus three against Memphis, and that's it, man,
(19:35):
because rich Rod is coming back to West Virginia Country Road.
I like it. I like, all right, Dylan, what do
you have?
Speaker 6 (19:43):
I'm with Kelly on this one, I'm gonna take Navy
to cover six and a half. Actually, last time this
game was played in landover Maryland, Navy won, So history's
on my side.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
There are they the same players they played in that?
Speaker 6 (19:58):
I mean, I can't confirm or deny that then, but
it's all I got.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I hate when you know, we we make things work
in accordance.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
To hell, we want them to be like that's every stack.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
You know, the last time the Mets and Yankees played
in the World Series, the Yankees won. Yeah, and yeah,
nobody's going to exactly, but you're like, oh shit, they
must wait all the time.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
That's like the like if you had bet the Cavaliers
like at the beginning of the season and enrolled your
winnings over every week for fifteen weeks, you'd have ten
million dollars. It's like, okay, well who no one finded that?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Well, the million dollar better is up seventeen and a
half million following me, so.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Yeah, that's true, and they're up thirteen and a half
million following me.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Wait, who do we have following us?
Speaker 6 (20:38):
No, that's a theoretical person. Oh yeah, okay, if there
is someone, oh I.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
See, yeah, that's why SHA's up seventeen. Yeah, that's a
that's a brag. There's within it. Yeah, what else? Anything else?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Yep, I got UNLV plus one and a half against
Cal and I've got Notre Dame to win the college
football playoff. Wow, one hundred. If there's any year this
would be remotely feasible. I do think this is the.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Air if Notre Dame placed Georgia in the second round.
Notre Dame is listed as a two point favorite against it,
which it just looks weird. It does just something new.
Keep in mind, Bad Larry any college football bets.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I didn't send any in, but this morning I'm taking
Army minus the six and a half and I'm taking
JMU minus the eight against Western Kentucky two units each.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Ray, Okay, Ray, of course the producer this god forsaken show,
and he's writing things down once again. The lineup.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
We have Kelly, the owner of wager talk dot com.
Hosts chose like bet on it, Kelly and Murray last
call on Saturday and Sunday. She joins us from Vegas.
We have Shayan Irving, we have Bad Larry, and we
have diald in the graphics guy. So Kelly lead us
off NFL.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
NFL is absolutely disgusting this week, you guys, and I'd
like to apologize to all of your listeners in advance.
Historically weeks you know, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen. Now, obviously we've
got a week eighteen. You've got to kind of fade
some of the narratives, and you've got to kind of
buck some of the trends, right, and you've covered professional
sports for a long time and understand that no, in fact,
(22:13):
players don't quit on their team, and in fact they
do still want to win even though they have nothing
to play for. So I'm betting on some of those
teams this week. And the very first one is, well,
we were talking about Bill Belichick the New England Patriots.
I know it sounds kind of gross, but it took
the five and a half here with the Pats and
mainly in a play against the Cardinals.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm giving you six Kelly Oh.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Even better, thank you. Listen.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
This is the Cardinals team basically since so their bye
week week eleven has just know, I had a buddy.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Text and he goes, what did a new a call
of duty come out?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
What happened to Tyler Murray during the bye week, and
I go, oh, my god, that actually might have happened.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
If I followed video games, I would know.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
But I think this is a really great Pats team
playing with absolutely no pressure, versus the team who had,
you know, sit in first place in the NFC West
and has really faltered that away. Another gross team I'm
going to take. And I know that the Jags, or
excuse me, the Jets also fall into this. Teams may
still care. I actually disagree. I think Aaron Rodgers is done.
You can tell by his whole attitude and body language.
(23:17):
He seems to not care. He's gotten his coach fired,
he's got his GM fired. His number one wide receiver
just is non existent. And I'm gonna take Mac Jones
with the Jags, who is five and oh? There you go,
there's a little bit better than cherry picking stats, but
Mac Jones five and oh when facing the Jets.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
And then I'm gonna bet.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Against my Denver broncos I took the four earlier in
the week. I do think that Indianapolis has an opportunity
to win this game outright, So at three and a half,
I do think there's still some value there. I really
am honestly shell shocked about this Denver team, particularly at
home as a favorite. But I do think that they
may get caught looking ahead here. And then you have
the eight seed in the Colts, who have just been
(24:00):
well mediocre. I bet this team to win the AFC South.
They're not going to do so, but I do think
that they have an opportunity to go into Denver and
at least get the cover. Maybe Broncos win this one late,
but I would not be shocked to see Denver drop
this one prior to playing the Chargers.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
If you were single, would you give Aaron Rodgers a shot?
Speaker 5 (24:21):
You know what's funny, I do love Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
If I was single, I may dabble in a date
or two with Aaron Rodgers. But the reality is we're
the same person. We would fight like hell. I need
like a ying to my yang, and Aaron and I
are very similar. We almost have the same birthday.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
In fact, would you do ayahuasca with him in the
off season?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
The thing with ayahuasca is I've dabbled in the idea
of doing ayahuasca. I love going to Costa Rica, I
love the whole spiritual side of things. But I think
all of those memories and traumas that I've done so
good at suppressing over the years.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Probably should stay there.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Open Pandora's box.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
How about Hey, now let's go to Shyan Irving here shay.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Uh yeah, Danny nfl. I got to fighting Herbert's laying
two and a half against the Bad Bakers. I got
crab Legs plus four against the Chiefs Jameis Winston. Yeah,
and I got Aaron Rodgers laying three against the mac
jones Is. I don't feel great about it, but here
I am. And then because I'm an absolute moron, I
got to fight and Kirk Cousins laying four against Vegas.
(25:30):
He's looked like absolute shit. But for game I'm not positive.
Is that game at the Raiders. Yeah it's at Vegas. Yeah,
so it can't be away.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Yeah it's Monday night. Yeah, it's a Monday night game.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
You want to showcase that one.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
I can't flex out of one primetime Kirk.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Though, thank you, Roger. And then I got the Steelers
plus five and a half against the Iggles.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Okay, Dylan, all right, Dan, I'm nla the sixteen with
the Ravens against the Giants. I'm pretty sure this is
the biggest spread of the season, and this is a
game where the Ravens just like massacre a dying team
at the end of the season.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Is it the biggest or the biggest?
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Did I say briggest?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Think? Oh? Biggest? Eloquent?
Speaker 6 (26:19):
You know, yeah, very I got Browns plus four against
the Chiefs, and I'm bucking my trend of taking the
Lions every week. You okay, Do I feel like I
sound like I usually did?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Mah?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Okay, all right, I'm taking the Bills plus two and
Afghans the Lions, and I'm gonna take the Bears plus
six and a Halfgans.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Okay, okay, bad layer, Are you still with us?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
I'm still here, Dan, Okay, up two units each. I
got a bunch of them Rams plus two and a
half against the forty nine.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Ers, MS plus three plus three.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Tonight, Jet's minus the three against the Jags Chiefs. Chie's
got to blow somebody out. Chiefs minus four against the Browns.
I won over forty seven in the Texas Dolphins game
and over fifty four in the Lions Bills game. Then
I want the Steelers. I thought it was plus five,
but he just gave shave five and a half. So
(27:23):
I'll take the five and a half against the Eagles
the Falcons minus four against the Raiders. All two units
come back time, Shah, here we go.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Well, see, yeah, you're in trouble. You have zero units
to show for your season. Dylan plus thirteen and a half,
Shay plus seventeen and a half. Anything else that needs
to be mentioned, Kelly? Is there anything that you would
like to mention that we haven't so far you can
think of?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I'm really excited for the college football playoffs coming up
because I think the ball season for the last couple
of years has really been decimated, obviously by the transfer
portal and coaches leaving their prospective jobs. I think this
is like the rejuvenation that college football needed, and so I,
for one, am very excited.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Shane, irving anything that you would like to say? Parting words,
I just hope that our new alien overlords bring a
peaceful right wing government and limit the freedom that all
these people have taken.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Advantage of, yourself included.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm hoping for some alien fascism. That's what I'm looking for.
What happened to you? Something happened to you? Nothing, Danny.
I think the aliens are going to take over. You
know what the problem with the government is today. It's
all these rules and I didn't ask just one more thing, Danny.
It's all the rules and regulations. Of course, I'm not
an actual fascist, but if you want real change, you
need to suspend democracy. That's what we got to do.
(28:45):
Anything parting words for the state of Ohio, I'm not sorry.
I apologize for nothing, Dylan. Anything you would like to add.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
I mean, Shay really kind of summed it all up.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I think yes he did.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
I'll be pretty stoked if the Ravens can win by seventeen.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Uh bad, Larry.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Anything you'd like to say, Kelly, you're starting to show out.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Shave is the big brother you never had. I'm sure
you're sorry about that comment right now.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
But then, like I said, just because you're siblings or
someone doesn't mean you have to agree.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
With everything they if there's just certain.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Things, and He'll say, I'll catch a tweet or a
clip from the show and I'm.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Like, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Yeah, there's been a couple of times today that I'm like, no.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
So, Kelly, what you're saying is if you were available
and Shay was available. No, no, no, no, no, no available, not ajailable.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
No no no no no, no no.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Because we would spend all night, every night down like
the Reddit rabbit holes with our tinfottle hats on, and
I would never get anything ever accomplished in life.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Probably start a revolution, go to jail, flee to Mexico,
start a coup in Panama. Yeah, important things, which is
not out of the realm of possibilities for you, especially
if the aliens go.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
Yeah, I think they might call you white DV.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
What if they're here to free Luigi and they don't
agree with our healthcare system?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Shaye and Irving podcast. Are you going to have the
roommate on the podcast?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
No? Okay? Would you like for me to doctor phillt
and I could go in there and moderate you and
your wife? Uh? Sure?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
And I could ask any questions I want to ask.
Absolutely well that I asked questions for a living can't
do it and they can be penetrating.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Okay, that's enough. That word.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
My best of the roommate. Uh So, I think that's it.
Wherever you get your podcast, Shae and Irving podcast, Yeah, yeah, okay.
Wager Talk dot Com is where you find Kelly also
with bet On it Kelly and Murray and last Call
on Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That's it. We've done it. No, DP is not it?
Quick question? Has this podcast been on your Wikipedia page yet? No?
Oh yeah, yeah no, it should not be on my
Wikipedia page when I'm when I'm dead, and then when
they start reading over and they'll be like, and he
was the host of Dan Patrick Takes a Game. I
(31:14):
don't know.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
If you're familiar with Wikipedia, people can go in and
change it. So I came in there and scrub everything.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
You have to be a communist to be able to
edit at Wikipedia. Everybody knows that it's a leftist propaganda machine.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I think somebody said that I was involved. I was
the third shooter at j with JFK. Was that in
my Wikipedia?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Wasn't there the other Dan Patrick? Hey?
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Third third, third out of one hundred's pretty good?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah? Okay, as if there was one, that's great? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
I think actually there's a glitch in the matrix and
Luigi Manjion thought he was shooting JFK.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
You know where Luigi stayed in Japan? You know, he
hung out in Japan for a while. You know who
else hung out in Japan? For a while, Lee Harvey Oswald.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
And that'll do it. Thanks for joining us on dan
Patrick Takes again. We'll have a spectacular weekend and we'll
talk to you maybe next week.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
M hm hmmmmm
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