April 9, 2025 • 29 mins
On today's episode we go over last weeks bets which per usual has Dylan at the bottom of the barrel. We wonder if Shea in Irving has something in common with Paula Deen besides the obvious. Also we talk to Bad Larry about possibly hosting us at a golf course in New Jersey plus much more. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry Shayan, Irving and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Okay, I guess we start with a round of applause
for bad Larry. Oh Man, we hate this, we do. Larry,
you won nine units or seven units. Now you're up
plus nine plus nine on the year for bad Larry,
Shay and Irving lost three and a half units. Congratulations.
Dylan didn't lose last week. That is big Dan, but
(00:54):
he has lost a lot twenty six units so far.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
But you know how nice it is just losing zero?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay? Any bad beats that anybody wants to bring up here?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Auburn's second half. I mean, they just did not feel
like covering or winning or doing anything special. The comebacks
this year in the tournament have They've all crushed me
and I hate it.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
They should have won Auburn was gonna win out right. Yeah,
Producer Ray just came in with a camera. I'm not sure.
Maybe because we're doing this on a Wednesday instead of
Thursday that Ray was not ready to go, But now
he is. Now we can officially say that this is
Dan Patrick takes a gamble. How's it looking? We're good?
(01:45):
Thumbs up with everybody. Look great. Yeah, so the gang's here,
Marvin's running the controls. You got Shan Irving. You got
Dylan the graphics guy, no longer the graphics guy. You graduate. Yeah,
we don't know what his job is.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, you're telling me.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I said, hey, congratulations, you don't have to do graphics
on the show anymore. He goes, well what am I doing?
I go, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I've also been pushed. I tried to get away from it,
but I've been pushed closer and closer physically. Back to
the hot dog roller. Ooh, we moved it out of
the control room.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yes, we had to because you it smelled bad in there.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah it was. And that's a confined space, yes it is.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
The bullpen's pretty tight though too.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
When that thing's Yeah, but you can walk out of
there if you want to when you're doing graphics with
the hot dog your roller in there, you couldn't escape.
Just tempting you all day long, yes, calling out your name.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Because I will like, I'll just be like, eh, whatever,
all youat hot Dog?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Ten am? Hot Dog? Here we go, No. Eight eight?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh my god, yeah, about eight forty five this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
And seating seating of all people caved in last week,
he goes. I said, I can't believe Dylan had a
hot dog at eight eight eight thirty or something in
seat goes, I had one.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
At eight he was. He was like, do I say
I had one too?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And I go wow. Ray the producer Picture Day Ray
is here as well. By the way, the master's menu
was Scotty the Champion's Dinner. Look good. I think we're
going to do that for meet Friday. What I think
we're gonna have? Did I come?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I think you have a job.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, I've got like a restraining order. I'm only allowed
to be here on premises for an hour a week.
You have a job, Yeah I do, but I have
lunch as well. Okay, wow, all right, dandy.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well you're right, it's work release. You get like an
hour and a half for lunch.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Right, yeah, about that?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Okay, all right, if you want to come over at
around twelve fifteen was actually.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
All right, fine, yeah, I'll see you there. I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, we're having steak, we're having appetizers. We're having Texas chili. Ooh,
we're having is Chack coming? No, No, there's no trigger.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Who's cooking?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Dylan? What? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Oh wow, Okay, now Dylan's pretty strongly yes, yeah, yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Pauline whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Before the controversy, before the which quality that would be
on brand for you?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Now it de dang wow?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
She might have been one of the canceling wake out.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Shaye looks to Marvin brother, I'm not really going to
help you out.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Oh here's the thing about me. Say I would never
be your black up. I no one's black.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Op. Yeah. We need to go looking then, because I
you say that you have black friends, do you say
do you include Mark?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I never said I have black friends? First off? Do
you have black friends?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I got a couple, but it's all by circumstance. Okay,
like our kids go to school together and because we've
got some hobbies that we share, some.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Ship, you know, by the way, how's the school board?
Oh man?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
So h the last clip made the rounds of the
local like soccer, parents and everybody. And there's a pretty staunch,
a pretty motivated group against my running and they have
been talking to each other and spreading that around pretty aggressively.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
So they took a clip from last week's podcast.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, yeah, and some text messages were sent between group
chats and screenshots sent and yeah, there's some motivated people
motivated that I do not see a seat at the
school board. That's for damn sure.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
You know, most times podcasts want to have something that
goes viral. Our clips go local, and it's just you
with things that you say about the tennis bombs, oh man,
the school board, soccer.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
You're only ruining your immediate life.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah. Literally, I show up to soccer like, well, great show, shap.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I would say, is you know, to get to the top,
you're gonna have some haters along the way. Kadaffi had enemies.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
You know, Kadaffi did have enemies, my man.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
And that didn't end well, No, that ended about as
horribly as I.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Can Thanks Obama. Yeah, okay, so the Champions menu bad
Larry if I said you won the Masters and you
got to have your champion menu.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Is gonna be boring as ship.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
But what would you get like, don't say like Roy
Rogers or Hamberger.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
A little Sicilian pizza the start?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
What is like Grandma's the big square pieces that are.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Like big square that's the worst kind of pizza, like little.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
I eat that a couple of times a week.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
You eat Sicilian pizza a couple of times a week.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Damn yeah, I'm a big pizza guy.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
That's not But like what about regular pizza, like good pizza? Right?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
I eat that also? But I like a lot of lunches.
I'll like again, I'm working, so let's I'm sure I
want to say my second lunch A lot of times,
I'll we'll get a slice of pizza and stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
How many lunches a week do you have? Well?
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Four on the two days that I work. And then
you know, Monday was an epic egg guys. We went raised,
we went bowling. Then that's where I got that guy
Noah Ken.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh right, okay, hold on, we'll get to that. We'll
get to that.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Ill I gotta tell you about Monday. We went bowl
and then we went down to this bar and Bricktown
for pool, shuffle board and darks, and then we just
rolled right into the eight fifty basketball game.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Drink the whole day, perfect, perfect day, amazing well, shuffle board,
darts all the Larry's crushed. He loves that stuff. Undefeated
loves that stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Bargain, big bargain.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
No, he is. He's really good at the bar game.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be pretty much a legend
and Arrowhead and Bricktown.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Shortly we love, Okay, Shaye, what would you have as
your many?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I would? I mean, this is tough for me, This
is really tough. It depends. Pauladin's fried chicken for sure.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I'm gonna say something. You're all probably gonna make fun
of me. Uh cocovon, all right, bitch, the roommate makes
a fucking mean cocovon. Dude with likes good. It's the
way she makes it. It just falls off the goddamn bone.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Didn't I have that? No?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
You had Scarpiello chicken scarpillo okay, yeah, which is like
that's my favorite meals.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Like kind of the French Scarpiello a little bit.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, yeah, chicken. Yeah, less sausage though, but yeah yeah,
great tennis player Scarpiello Coco co coon uh dyl how
about you?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
This is also tough one. I mean I'd probably start
with like a chilled seafood tower. Yeah, maybe honestly Hideki
Matsuyama's menu, my favorite, some soush okay o wag you okay,
and then maybe a hot dog Chicago dog mixed in there, okay.
And for dessert grand bruleche so we can both have
(09:09):
something French on the menu.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Oh my god, you're gonna have sushi at your champions dinner?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
What's wrong in Augusta in America?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah? That sushi and Augusta must be nuts.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
It's twenty twenty five. It's not like they're like getting
ship out of like the river in Georgia.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
It's dumb, dumb chicken, you said co co Covon?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah you pronounced is it co covon Cocovan?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I think co Covan?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
By the way, say has expressed an interest in learning golf. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
The roommate says I shouldn't do it, so I figure
I should. It'll be away from you to goyt the
house and I've never golfed before.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It's a really, really, really challenging sport.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Well, yeah, I'm surrounded by golfers and they don't seem
like superior athletes to me.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
That's the problem.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's the trick. Key part is the guy you don't
think looks like a John Daily. John Daly does not
look like a good athlete. He goes to be incredibly athletic, pliable, malleable.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yes, that's why all these like these five six dudes
on tour hit it's three hundred.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Well yeah, I just want to go to the range
and like figure out a swing. I've never even attempted
the shit.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Well, why don't you get at least where you can
play eighteen holes? And then if you want to play golf,
then you know what, you going out with Dylan and
Ray playing golf to the range, right, Yeah? Or if
it's you Dylan, Ray and bad Larry and you guys
go play, maybe you go to Jersey. Oh and bad
(10:45):
Larry doesn't hit it very far, but he is very
good at getting it up and down. Get us community course, No.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
We'll we'll play wherever you guys want.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
All right, Well, where is that Larry, you're the one
in Jersey.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Well, Dan and actually spring Lake last time. He's never
played mask ONRN. We got a couple, we got that's
a simple phone call.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, but these guys, I want to go to the
range first and work on a sweat, work on that.
Then you guys have a foursome. Then maybe you videotape it. Oh,
Larry's done that before. No, Larry had a three rd Yeah,
the fourthsome? Larry, are you joining us in Green Bay?
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Well? I didn't. I'm not aware of what it is.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's the draft. It's two weeks, two weeks.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
I might let me, let me check in with the wife. Say,
you gotta you gotta learn that.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
If you go, Larr, I'll try and make an appearance.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Wow, maybe you guys could go.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Together, get the band back together. Larry, you want to
share a room, sure?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Sure? Can you bring your sister and both of them?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Ray wouldn't even share a room with me. You snore
too much.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Oh, trouble in Paradise, all right? Anything to recap here? Bad?
Larry did pretty well, Dylan. Yeah, you guys not much
to really recap, is there? Baseball? Okay?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You had two baseball bets. Okay, congratulations bad Larry. That
leads us to Noa Kent that somehow you were tipped
off on him making the cut at the Masters.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
I met the guy's uncle and he said, oh, you
got to keep an eye on him. He's really good.
So I had to throw him in as a top amateur.
Or I think I threw him to make the cut
on the show.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Okay, that's plus three hundred.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Just to make the cut, yeah, perfect, all right?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
What else?
Speaker 6 (12:46):
I thought I was plus seven? I thought he was
plus seven to fifty to be the low amates. I
guess there's a couple of guys better. Well.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
No, well, there's a difference between making the cut and
being low m So what are you taking?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
No, I want make the cut at plus three fifty.
I'm happy with those US three hundred.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah down there.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
There, you just okay, So Noah Kent makes the cuts.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Plus Let me let me start with the top of
my sheet. You know it's hard to make that last
night for today, so I took the Yankees. I don't
know what the line is a obbyous Wait wait, wait.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
We're doing we were doing the Masters.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
I thought you want all my picks for the for
this week.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Okay, do you have any other picks with the Masters, Yes,
of course, Well I led with Noah Kent, who's playing
at the Masters. Therefore it does it doesn't seem like
continuity wise, you would have your other golf picks.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Okay, Noah Kent to make the cut top twenties, I
want Rabbit Robert McIntyre, and then I want said rabbit
Rory and I won John Rahm. Okay, so three one
unit top twenty.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Rabbit McIntyre is plus one fifty. Rory top twenty is
minus three p fifty. I'm surprised you would go with that.
John Ron twenty is minus one sixty five.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Yeah, I'm gonna be rooting for Rory to win it.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
That's why gross are you putting a unit on Rory
minus three fifty? Larry?
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Yeah, losing three, you're losing three half.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
You're risking three and a half to way're.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Risking three and a half.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, very correct. Okay, Now now you're baseball there.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Just for today the well, of course, you know I
have the we don't want to rehash that.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
No, we don't.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
The first the first twenty five games, you know against
the White Soxerha, we're killing that, We're not. I'm rehashed
enough and my Mets are on a huge run show
you I.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Know, Okay, okay, okay, what are your baseballs?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Well, I'm adding the Yankees today and Phillies today, But
then I still have my Mets and my against the
White Sox.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
And the under in the White soxer Okay, yes you do.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Okay, I'm really happy. Thank you?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Anything else?
Speaker 6 (14:54):
No, I think they should be on the school board
if that's the Mealy's picking.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah, thank you, thank you, Blair, appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Uh Shay Shane irving your turn with the Masters.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yeah, I got mister Morikawa to win plus sixteen hundred.
I love his anti media stance and anti fans dance.
I think he's playing the heel and it'll be great
when he wins the Masters. He doesn't talk to anybody
about it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Why? Why does she have a problem?
Speaker 4 (15:20):
How funn would that be if Jim Nance came up
to when he was just like, I.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Don't know you anything away, Jack Butler Cabin.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
No, I think he's a dickhead, but he's playing good golf.
And then I got Matzi Yama plus thirty three hundred
to win. My favorite Shane Lowry plus four thousand. Yes,
Russell Henley the only real Irishman by the way, Russell
Henry plus five thousand, Corey Connors plus six thousand, those
are all to win. Then I got Bryson top twenty.
(15:52):
I think I had two units on that ray Yeah, okay,
all right, bryceon top twenty two units, Matsiyama the top
twenty four units, Larry two units on the top twenty,
Corey Connor's top twenty, and then Minwu Lee plus one thirty.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Doctor Chippins is correct.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Did I have a top twenty parlay?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Danny?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
You don't do parlay.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
This golf game is killing me lately.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
It's so hard.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
So Rory, matsu Yama, Larry on the top twenty plus
three twenty five. And then I got more golf matchup.
Two units had Decky laying one fifteen against Fleetwood and
Larry against knt Lake because Cantle has killed me for years.
And then I got Joaquin Neman plus one sixty against Scottie.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
That's the back.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I love it, love it, Okay. I do like some
of your golf picks. I know. Actually I don't want
to Dan I do Joaquin, Yeah, yeah, but I I
like Shane Lowry big time. I even like Sepstraka.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
Love Straca, Struck Strock, Sepstraw, Okay, he's actually he's Austrian,
right Stepstra everything.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yeah, shit, you didn't take.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Him, no shot a Dylan's okay? Anything else?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Baseball Okay, Rangers over eight and a half, Blue Jays
and over the plus one ten against the Boston Red Sox,
Twinkies laying one ten and the Mariners plus one ten.
Baseball is back, Hail to the Chief, Okay, Dylan?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
All right, Dan? I got Bernhard Langer to make the
cut plus two twenty five. He's missed it the last
three years, I think. But he's pretty good even as
an older gentleman at Augusta. Okay, Tyrrell Hatten to miss
the cut plus two forty, he'll have a blow up
hole and he definitely can't out. He'll probably break a club. Honestly,
(17:53):
I seen him do that a few times.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I didn't know that Freddy Couples is the oldest player
to make the cut. He was sixty.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Three University of Houston alone.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Bernhard Lane or sixty seven University of Houston. That blew
the national chain unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
How the hell do you in like that? Can you imagine?
I said it when that kid almost did the double
dribble at the very end, I was like, hey man,
welcome to the wonderful world of alcoholism. You're gonna try
and drink this memory away and it just won't work.
Save my bed at Hazelton, I'd be drinking like a
fish if I d a a goddamn season like that.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
You don't even get a shot off.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
No, Jesus Christ. How long has it been since you
had a drink?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Seventeen months?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
How many days? How many minutes?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I don't know, seventeen months. Yeah. It doesn't seem like
it's really changed your personality, though it does it.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Everybody who says that is full of shit. They say,
you think you like feel better physically, No, you don't like.
I just don't make dumb decisions and like piss off
my wife.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Yeah, which does that feel better?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Or as much? I should say as much? I still
piss her off, Like I'm cooking better than she is lately,
and I wouldn't be doing that if I was drinking.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
You're making cocoon, no, man, But I.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Made some chicken tacos last night just because I felt
like it no recipe or nothing.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I had somebody in the family tree who would always cook,
and I thought, Okay, I mean it's awesome. He loves
to cook. Well, he would drink a bottle of charnay
because nobody wants to come in the kitchen when you're cooking,
because they don't want to work. And he'd have a
bottle of chardonnay, and then all of a sudden, you
sit down to have dinner another bottle, Like, I'm onto you.
(19:31):
That's smart.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Getting drunken. Cooking is like the most fun thing ever.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, yeah, it could go wrong. I'm definitely definitely boom
boom boom boom boom boom. The way you walk and
talk really is It's me ohio player is underrated. Okay,
I'm just saying. And that song.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Look, my grandmother is safe, saying to fight and filled
with the Holy spirit. But that song came on at
my wedding. She's like wool like me, your grandfather.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
First of all, why don't you back that up?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
What is the of the cough?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Back that up? Grandma? Jesus, I've met your grandma.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Hi she's aging like wine and not milk, which is good, Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Dylan, my oma aged like milk.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Anyone who gets called oma who didn't age like you're
a mean woman?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
H what else she got?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
So had to miss the cut plus two forty Scottie
Chaff would have missed the cutdown plus six fifty bucket.
I'm one of these days he will miss the cut
out of major and I can feel like a genius.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
When when did you have him missing the cut? Was
that last year or the year before? Did you do this?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I think I did the last Masters when he went
on to win. Yes, wait, hold on right, we did
it when Bob was on and I think that was
that was the US Open, the US Open, okay, and
he almost did Missy over and Willie Mack the Third
was almost in the lead on Friday too.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
That's true. Great calls. I still want still lost. What
else do you have?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Sung? Jay him top five plus fourteen hundred. I like
that a lot obviously. Joaque Neeman top five plus four fifty.
Also like Shay his boy Colin Morikawa to win plus
sixteen hundred. It's iron play, Dan, that's really all get around, amen, corner.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You need oh, I know, just sit at twelve and
watch him happen.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah, uh, Max Homa to win plus thirty thousands. Not
played well, he has not, He's missed I think the
last five cuts. He's got some inches going on. But
he has done well at Augusta in recent years, so
I'm banking on that. And then I've got a little
three ball parlay for the first round. Aaron Raye, Robert McIntyre,
(22:07):
Matthew Pavon, he probably likes Cocovon Shay and Nick Taylor
plus thirty three fifty.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Damn what is a what is a three ballpark?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
So these guys, it's basically of their groupings, their threesome.
They have the best score of the day. So like
for each of their respective groupings. Oh so like Aaron
Rye wins his grouping, Robert McIntyre wins.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
His, Matthew and Taylor. Okay, we actually.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Do you know what that means?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I think it's sit down and open your book, we focus,
shut your mouth, lab Yeah, may all right? What else
are you going?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
One?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
NBA bat Dan Luka don chik under Wow thirty and
a half tonight that.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
The real Draymond Green. By the way, it is racist.
That it's racist that people don't see Luca as angry,
violent basketball player and when they see others as you know,
I just want to put that out there, that is
very As.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
You look at Marvin, why do you keep looking at Marvin?
Are you reported right?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
You don't look at me?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
I would have been like, it's not racist, but it's
dumb because the Balkans, those people are crazy. You ever
met a man from Croatia, Daity or any of those
Balkan countries. Croatia, Yeah, they're psychotic. They Oh my god,
do they drink. They drink twenty four hours in a row.
If you go out drinking with them, they just keep drinking.
They drink when the sun comes up, they drink at
lunch and the just keep going. They don't sleep, and
(23:44):
there's no drugs. It's just booze. They drink a party.
It's the craziest shit.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I've ever sat.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Don't get them started on Kosovo.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Heaven forbid talking about what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
What it's true.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
I'm saying, don't do it. Okay, it's bad, Okay. They
got tensions over there. That's why Tito was one of
my top top favorite authoritarian figures out of Yugoslavia. He
kept them together.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Okay, how about Chilchescu who you know who? Tchaikowsky es
a dictator Romanian? He got voted out of office? Might have
They might have killed him in Romania where Armenia maybe no, no, no, no, Chilchescu.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
If he got voted out, he wasn't a very good dictator.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
He might have.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Gotten like voted.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Child Escu. There, Romanian dictator.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, yeah, I know that is big comedy. Well you
didn't know until your pronunciation day, and he wasn't exactly
chl Chescue.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
How's it pronounced?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
That's Romanian?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Now okay, now I know who he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Romanian dictator the yeah, okay, yeah, all right. Uh Shane
Irving wherever you get your podcast? And uh Dylan no
longer a graphics gy picture de Ray who does the
producing here? Marvin who has to listen to all this
nonsense running the equipment and yours truly and bad Larry
(25:17):
hit the Jersey.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
Shore, thanks guys, good luck, Dylan. I hope you hit
that Parlay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
I mean, Max Homer winning would be way sick of but.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Shay, you're like right around even Dalim down like thirty points.
I want him to hit a parlor hit the thirty
point parlay. That'd be great.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
And why don't you locate a golf course where they
would allow Shay to come on it, because that's really
going to be the key.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Just tell them, Paula Deine wants to learn how to
play golf.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
You have to like a male. Paula Dean is showing up,
but you need to you have to dress appropriately. I
would one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Like when I played tennis, I wear tennis whites.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
You played tennis, yeah, uh I have I have before wow,
during the pandemic rich Man rich Man, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
All right, we have your Fairfield County, Connecticut is almost
a freaking guarantee you're gonna play tennis and something white.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Wembledon No, but you're supposed to wear They make you
wear white at the Field Club.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
They make us wear whites when we play.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
It's like a dress code. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I played at a grass court where you had to
wear tennis white, like this is.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
You're playing white or you're playing well.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I mean, just so happened that they're all, well, it's connectic,
it's not.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Me of course. Deep County too. Yeah, like if you
go to.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Bridgeport, a different side of Fairbook County and we're.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Talking about in the white portion of Fairfield County further
down the coast alrighty, are you what? Okay, We've done
all we can do in that what you're not going
to live in. Just give her the Emmy, give her the.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Speaking of congratulations, congratulations to all y'all.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Did you think that we would be back?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yes, one more time?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Yeah, not today when PAULI was reading, or yesterday when
I didn't either, you're saying that ship it was.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Like, oh, but then, you know, I'm trying to get
the sympathy vote that I'm going to be retiring, and
people might have thought, oh man, he's that's why he's retiring.
Let's give him a nomination here, and then they're going
to find out that I'm working a couple more years.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yeah, the old bait and switch.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeap.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
I mean, hey, then trophy is a trophy?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
That's very true. A one more question. When you go
to something like the Sports Emmys, obviously you're you. How
many times do you get stopped like, hey, you know,
can I take a picture or you you've inspired me
or anything like that. It's almost like when we went
to Radio Row. Me, you and Mary went to Radio
Row and I was like, when they see you there,
and I'm not even saying this because I work for you.
(28:02):
It's like, look, Mount Rushmore type guy, like ESPN statue
statue worthy guy, Like, what's it like when you're just like, man,
thank you. But I'm just trying to take advantage of
this open.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Start saying, well, that's why I usually just hang around
you guys, like we're all together. And then I'm just
talking to you guys, and then somebody has to go.
I don't mean to interrupt when they interrupt, but and
then and then I usually will have Paulie. I'll give
him a signal like you know, and then Paulie'll be like, hey, Dann,
come here, let me talk to you. Because I'm in
(28:39):
there to hang out with you guys. I'm not networking.
I don't need another job. It's nice to meet people
who maybe have watched you when they were younger. That's fine,
that's nice, But I'm there with you guys, right, you're
there to call this fuck face boys.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yes, it would be funny though. If someone came up
to talk to you, and he was like, and you're like,
all right, guys, the show's over. I took a new job, actually, but.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
There's certain like Melissa Stark comes up and wants to
say hello, but you know, I sick you guys to
the curb immediately. I'm like, how much time do you need?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Pauladine walks up.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
All of you guys, Marvin maybe not you.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay, that's it. We've done it. We have done it
another week. Thanks for joining us on. Dan Patrick takes
a gamble and we'll talk to you next week.
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry Shayan, Irving and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Okay, I guess we start with a round of applause
for bad Larry. Oh Man, we hate this, we do. Larry,
you won nine units or seven units. Now you're up
plus nine plus nine on the year for bad Larry,
Shay and Irving lost three and a half units. Congratulations.
Dylan didn't lose last week. That is big Dan, but
(00:54):
he has lost a lot twenty six units so far.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
But you know how nice it is just losing zero?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay? Any bad beats that anybody wants to bring up here?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Auburn's second half. I mean, they just did not feel
like covering or winning or doing anything special. The comebacks
this year in the tournament have They've all crushed me
and I hate it.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
They should have won Auburn was gonna win out right. Yeah,
Producer Ray just came in with a camera. I'm not sure.
Maybe because we're doing this on a Wednesday instead of
Thursday that Ray was not ready to go, But now
he is. Now we can officially say that this is
Dan Patrick takes a gamble. How's it looking? We're good?
(01:45):
Thumbs up with everybody. Look great. Yeah, so the gang's here,
Marvin's running the controls. You got Shan Irving. You got
Dylan the graphics guy, no longer the graphics guy. You graduate. Yeah,
we don't know what his job is.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, you're telling me.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I said, hey, congratulations, you don't have to do graphics
on the show anymore. He goes, well what am I doing?
I go, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I've also been pushed. I tried to get away from it,
but I've been pushed closer and closer physically. Back to
the hot dog roller. Ooh, we moved it out of
the control room.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yes, we had to because you it smelled bad in there.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah it was. And that's a confined space, yes it is.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
The bullpen's pretty tight though too.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
When that thing's Yeah, but you can walk out of
there if you want to when you're doing graphics with
the hot dog your roller in there, you couldn't escape.
Just tempting you all day long, yes, calling out your name.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Because I will like, I'll just be like, eh, whatever,
all youat hot Dog?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Ten am? Hot Dog? Here we go, No. Eight eight?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh my god, yeah, about eight forty five this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
And seating seating of all people caved in last week,
he goes. I said, I can't believe Dylan had a
hot dog at eight eight eight thirty or something in
seat goes, I had one.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
At eight he was. He was like, do I say
I had one too?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And I go wow. Ray the producer Picture Day Ray
is here as well. By the way, the master's menu
was Scotty the Champion's Dinner. Look good. I think we're
going to do that for meet Friday. What I think
we're gonna have? Did I come?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I think you have a job.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, I've got like a restraining order. I'm only allowed
to be here on premises for an hour a week.
You have a job, Yeah I do, but I have
lunch as well. Okay, wow, all right, dandy.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well you're right, it's work release. You get like an
hour and a half for lunch.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Right, yeah, about that?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Okay, all right, if you want to come over at
around twelve fifteen was actually.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
All right, fine, yeah, I'll see you there. I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, we're having steak, we're having appetizers. We're having Texas chili. Ooh,
we're having is Chack coming? No, No, there's no trigger.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Who's cooking?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Dylan? What? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Oh wow, Okay, now Dylan's pretty strongly yes, yeah, yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Pauline whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Before the controversy, before the which quality that would be
on brand for you?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Now it de dang wow?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
She might have been one of the canceling wake out.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Shaye looks to Marvin brother, I'm not really going to
help you out.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Oh here's the thing about me. Say I would never
be your black up. I no one's black.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Op. Yeah. We need to go looking then, because I
you say that you have black friends, do you say
do you include Mark?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I never said I have black friends? First off? Do
you have black friends?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I got a couple, but it's all by circumstance. Okay,
like our kids go to school together and because we've
got some hobbies that we share, some.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Ship, you know, by the way, how's the school board?
Oh man?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
So h the last clip made the rounds of the
local like soccer, parents and everybody. And there's a pretty staunch,
a pretty motivated group against my running and they have
been talking to each other and spreading that around pretty aggressively.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
So they took a clip from last week's podcast.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, yeah, and some text messages were sent between group
chats and screenshots sent and yeah, there's some motivated people
motivated that I do not see a seat at the
school board. That's for damn sure.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
You know, most times podcasts want to have something that
goes viral. Our clips go local, and it's just you
with things that you say about the tennis bombs, oh man,
the school board, soccer.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
You're only ruining your immediate life.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah. Literally, I show up to soccer like, well, great show, shap.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I would say, is you know, to get to the top,
you're gonna have some haters along the way. Kadaffi had enemies.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
You know, Kadaffi did have enemies, my man.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
And that didn't end well, No, that ended about as
horribly as I.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Can Thanks Obama. Yeah, okay, so the Champions menu bad
Larry if I said you won the Masters and you
got to have your champion menu.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Is gonna be boring as ship.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
But what would you get like, don't say like Roy
Rogers or Hamberger.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
A little Sicilian pizza the start?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
What is like Grandma's the big square pieces that are.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Like big square that's the worst kind of pizza, like little.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
I eat that a couple of times a week.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
You eat Sicilian pizza a couple of times a week.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Damn yeah, I'm a big pizza guy.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
That's not But like what about regular pizza, like good pizza? Right?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
I eat that also? But I like a lot of lunches.
I'll like again, I'm working, so let's I'm sure I
want to say my second lunch A lot of times,
I'll we'll get a slice of pizza and stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
How many lunches a week do you have? Well?
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Four on the two days that I work. And then
you know, Monday was an epic egg guys. We went raised,
we went bowling. Then that's where I got that guy
Noah Ken.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh right, okay, hold on, we'll get to that. We'll
get to that.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Ill I gotta tell you about Monday. We went bowl
and then we went down to this bar and Bricktown
for pool, shuffle board and darks, and then we just
rolled right into the eight fifty basketball game.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Drink the whole day, perfect, perfect day, amazing well, shuffle board,
darts all the Larry's crushed. He loves that stuff. Undefeated
loves that stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Bargain, big bargain.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
No, he is. He's really good at the bar game.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be pretty much a legend
and Arrowhead and Bricktown.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Shortly we love, Okay, Shaye, what would you have as
your many?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I would? I mean, this is tough for me, This
is really tough. It depends. Pauladin's fried chicken for sure.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I'm gonna say something. You're all probably gonna make fun
of me. Uh cocovon, all right, bitch, the roommate makes
a fucking mean cocovon. Dude with likes good. It's the
way she makes it. It just falls off the goddamn bone.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Didn't I have that? No?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
You had Scarpiello chicken scarpillo okay, yeah, which is like
that's my favorite meals.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Like kind of the French Scarpiello a little bit.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, yeah, chicken. Yeah, less sausage though, but yeah yeah,
great tennis player Scarpiello Coco co coon uh dyl how
about you?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
This is also tough one. I mean I'd probably start
with like a chilled seafood tower. Yeah, maybe honestly Hideki
Matsuyama's menu, my favorite, some soush okay o wag you okay,
and then maybe a hot dog Chicago dog mixed in there, okay.
And for dessert grand bruleche so we can both have
(09:09):
something French on the menu.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Oh my god, you're gonna have sushi at your champions dinner?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
What's wrong in Augusta in America?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah? That sushi and Augusta must be nuts.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
It's twenty twenty five. It's not like they're like getting
ship out of like the river in Georgia.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
It's dumb, dumb chicken, you said co co Covon?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah you pronounced is it co covon Cocovan?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I think co Covan?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
By the way, say has expressed an interest in learning golf. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
The roommate says I shouldn't do it, so I figure
I should. It'll be away from you to goyt the
house and I've never golfed before.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It's a really, really, really challenging sport.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Well, yeah, I'm surrounded by golfers and they don't seem
like superior athletes to me.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
That's the problem.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's the trick. Key part is the guy you don't
think looks like a John Daily. John Daly does not
look like a good athlete. He goes to be incredibly athletic, pliable, malleable.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yes, that's why all these like these five six dudes
on tour hit it's three hundred.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Well yeah, I just want to go to the range
and like figure out a swing. I've never even attempted
the shit.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Well, why don't you get at least where you can
play eighteen holes? And then if you want to play golf,
then you know what, you going out with Dylan and
Ray playing golf to the range, right, Yeah? Or if
it's you Dylan, Ray and bad Larry and you guys
go play, maybe you go to Jersey. Oh and bad
(10:45):
Larry doesn't hit it very far, but he is very
good at getting it up and down. Get us community course, No.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
We'll we'll play wherever you guys want.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
All right, Well, where is that Larry, you're the one
in Jersey.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Well, Dan and actually spring Lake last time. He's never
played mask ONRN. We got a couple, we got that's
a simple phone call.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, but these guys, I want to go to the
range first and work on a sweat, work on that.
Then you guys have a foursome. Then maybe you videotape it. Oh,
Larry's done that before. No, Larry had a three rd Yeah,
the fourthsome? Larry, are you joining us in Green Bay?
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Well? I didn't. I'm not aware of what it is.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's the draft. It's two weeks, two weeks.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
I might let me, let me check in with the wife. Say,
you gotta you gotta learn that.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
If you go, Larr, I'll try and make an appearance.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Wow, maybe you guys could go.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Together, get the band back together. Larry, you want to
share a room, sure?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Sure? Can you bring your sister and both of them?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Ray wouldn't even share a room with me. You snore
too much.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Oh, trouble in Paradise, all right? Anything to recap here? Bad?
Larry did pretty well, Dylan. Yeah, you guys not much
to really recap, is there? Baseball? Okay?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You had two baseball bets. Okay, congratulations bad Larry. That
leads us to Noa Kent that somehow you were tipped
off on him making the cut at the Masters.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
I met the guy's uncle and he said, oh, you
got to keep an eye on him. He's really good.
So I had to throw him in as a top amateur.
Or I think I threw him to make the cut
on the show.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Okay, that's plus three hundred.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Just to make the cut, yeah, perfect, all right?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
What else?
Speaker 6 (12:46):
I thought I was plus seven? I thought he was
plus seven to fifty to be the low amates. I
guess there's a couple of guys better. Well.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
No, well, there's a difference between making the cut and
being low m So what are you taking?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
No, I want make the cut at plus three fifty.
I'm happy with those US three hundred.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah down there.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
There, you just okay, So Noah Kent makes the cuts.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Plus Let me let me start with the top of
my sheet. You know it's hard to make that last
night for today, so I took the Yankees. I don't
know what the line is a obbyous Wait wait, wait.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
We're doing we were doing the Masters.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
I thought you want all my picks for the for
this week.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Okay, do you have any other picks with the Masters, Yes,
of course, Well I led with Noah Kent, who's playing
at the Masters. Therefore it does it doesn't seem like
continuity wise, you would have your other golf picks.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Okay, Noah Kent to make the cut top twenties, I
want Rabbit Robert McIntyre, and then I want said rabbit
Rory and I won John Rahm. Okay, so three one
unit top twenty.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Rabbit McIntyre is plus one fifty. Rory top twenty is
minus three p fifty. I'm surprised you would go with that.
John Ron twenty is minus one sixty five.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Yeah, I'm gonna be rooting for Rory to win it.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
That's why gross are you putting a unit on Rory
minus three fifty? Larry?
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Yeah, losing three, you're losing three half.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
You're risking three and a half to way're.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Risking three and a half.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, very correct. Okay, Now now you're baseball there.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Just for today the well, of course, you know I
have the we don't want to rehash that.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
No, we don't.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
The first the first twenty five games, you know against
the White Soxerha, we're killing that, We're not. I'm rehashed
enough and my Mets are on a huge run show
you I.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Know, Okay, okay, okay, what are your baseballs?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Well, I'm adding the Yankees today and Phillies today, But
then I still have my Mets and my against the
White Sox.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
And the under in the White soxer Okay, yes you do.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Okay, I'm really happy. Thank you?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Anything else?
Speaker 6 (14:54):
No, I think they should be on the school board
if that's the Mealy's picking.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah, thank you, thank you, Blair, appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Uh Shay Shane irving your turn with the Masters.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yeah, I got mister Morikawa to win plus sixteen hundred.
I love his anti media stance and anti fans dance.
I think he's playing the heel and it'll be great
when he wins the Masters. He doesn't talk to anybody
about it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Why? Why does she have a problem?
Speaker 4 (15:20):
How funn would that be if Jim Nance came up
to when he was just like, I.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Don't know you anything away, Jack Butler Cabin.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
No, I think he's a dickhead, but he's playing good golf.
And then I got Matzi Yama plus thirty three hundred
to win. My favorite Shane Lowry plus four thousand. Yes,
Russell Henley the only real Irishman by the way, Russell
Henry plus five thousand, Corey Connors plus six thousand, those
are all to win. Then I got Bryson top twenty.
(15:52):
I think I had two units on that ray Yeah, okay,
all right, bryceon top twenty two units, Matsiyama the top
twenty four units, Larry two units on the top twenty,
Corey Connor's top twenty, and then Minwu Lee plus one thirty.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Doctor Chippins is correct.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Did I have a top twenty parlay?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Danny?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
You don't do parlay.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
This golf game is killing me lately.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
It's so hard.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
So Rory, matsu Yama, Larry on the top twenty plus
three twenty five. And then I got more golf matchup.
Two units had Decky laying one fifteen against Fleetwood and
Larry against knt Lake because Cantle has killed me for years.
And then I got Joaquin Neman plus one sixty against Scottie.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
That's the back.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I love it, love it, Okay. I do like some
of your golf picks. I know. Actually I don't want
to Dan I do Joaquin, Yeah, yeah, but I I
like Shane Lowry big time. I even like Sepstraka.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
Love Straca, Struck Strock, Sepstraw, Okay, he's actually he's Austrian,
right Stepstra everything.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yeah, shit, you didn't take.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Him, no shot a Dylan's okay? Anything else?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Baseball Okay, Rangers over eight and a half, Blue Jays
and over the plus one ten against the Boston Red Sox,
Twinkies laying one ten and the Mariners plus one ten.
Baseball is back, Hail to the Chief, Okay, Dylan?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
All right, Dan? I got Bernhard Langer to make the
cut plus two twenty five. He's missed it the last
three years, I think. But he's pretty good even as
an older gentleman at Augusta. Okay, Tyrrell Hatten to miss
the cut plus two forty, he'll have a blow up
hole and he definitely can't out. He'll probably break a club. Honestly,
(17:53):
I seen him do that a few times.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I didn't know that Freddy Couples is the oldest player
to make the cut. He was sixty.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Three University of Houston alone.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Bernhard Lane or sixty seven University of Houston. That blew
the national chain unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
How the hell do you in like that? Can you imagine?
I said it when that kid almost did the double
dribble at the very end, I was like, hey man,
welcome to the wonderful world of alcoholism. You're gonna try
and drink this memory away and it just won't work.
Save my bed at Hazelton, I'd be drinking like a
fish if I d a a goddamn season like that.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
You don't even get a shot off.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
No, Jesus Christ. How long has it been since you
had a drink?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Seventeen months?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
How many days? How many minutes?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I don't know, seventeen months. Yeah. It doesn't seem like
it's really changed your personality, though it does it.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Everybody who says that is full of shit. They say,
you think you like feel better physically, No, you don't like.
I just don't make dumb decisions and like piss off
my wife.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Yeah, which does that feel better?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Or as much? I should say as much? I still
piss her off, Like I'm cooking better than she is lately,
and I wouldn't be doing that if I was drinking.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
You're making cocoon, no, man, But I.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Made some chicken tacos last night just because I felt
like it no recipe or nothing.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I had somebody in the family tree who would always cook,
and I thought, Okay, I mean it's awesome. He loves
to cook. Well, he would drink a bottle of charnay
because nobody wants to come in the kitchen when you're cooking,
because they don't want to work. And he'd have a
bottle of chardonnay, and then all of a sudden, you
sit down to have dinner another bottle, Like, I'm onto you.
(19:31):
That's smart.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Getting drunken. Cooking is like the most fun thing ever.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, yeah, it could go wrong. I'm definitely definitely boom
boom boom boom boom boom. The way you walk and
talk really is It's me ohio player is underrated. Okay,
I'm just saying. And that song.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Look, my grandmother is safe, saying to fight and filled
with the Holy spirit. But that song came on at
my wedding. She's like wool like me, your grandfather.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
First of all, why don't you back that up?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
What is the of the cough?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Back that up? Grandma? Jesus, I've met your grandma.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Hi she's aging like wine and not milk, which is good, Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Dylan, my oma aged like milk.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Anyone who gets called oma who didn't age like you're
a mean woman?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
H what else she got?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
So had to miss the cut plus two forty Scottie
Chaff would have missed the cutdown plus six fifty bucket.
I'm one of these days he will miss the cut
out of major and I can feel like a genius.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
When when did you have him missing the cut? Was
that last year or the year before? Did you do this?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I think I did the last Masters when he went
on to win. Yes, wait, hold on right, we did
it when Bob was on and I think that was
that was the US Open, the US Open, okay, and
he almost did Missy over and Willie Mack the Third
was almost in the lead on Friday too.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
That's true. Great calls. I still want still lost. What
else do you have?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Sung? Jay him top five plus fourteen hundred. I like
that a lot obviously. Joaque Neeman top five plus four fifty.
Also like Shay his boy Colin Morikawa to win plus
sixteen hundred. It's iron play, Dan, that's really all get around, amen, corner.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You need oh, I know, just sit at twelve and
watch him happen.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah, uh, Max Homa to win plus thirty thousands. Not
played well, he has not, He's missed I think the
last five cuts. He's got some inches going on. But
he has done well at Augusta in recent years, so
I'm banking on that. And then I've got a little
three ball parlay for the first round. Aaron Raye, Robert McIntyre,
(22:07):
Matthew Pavon, he probably likes Cocovon Shay and Nick Taylor
plus thirty three fifty.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Damn what is a what is a three ballpark?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
So these guys, it's basically of their groupings, their threesome.
They have the best score of the day. So like
for each of their respective groupings. Oh so like Aaron
Rye wins his grouping, Robert McIntyre wins.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
His, Matthew and Taylor. Okay, we actually.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Do you know what that means?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I think it's sit down and open your book, we focus,
shut your mouth, lab Yeah, may all right? What else
are you going?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
One?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
NBA bat Dan Luka don chik under Wow thirty and
a half tonight that.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
The real Draymond Green. By the way, it is racist.
That it's racist that people don't see Luca as angry,
violent basketball player and when they see others as you know,
I just want to put that out there, that is
very As.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
You look at Marvin, why do you keep looking at Marvin?
Are you reported right?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
You don't look at me?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
I would have been like, it's not racist, but it's
dumb because the Balkans, those people are crazy. You ever
met a man from Croatia, Daity or any of those
Balkan countries. Croatia, Yeah, they're psychotic. They Oh my god,
do they drink. They drink twenty four hours in a row.
If you go out drinking with them, they just keep drinking.
They drink when the sun comes up, they drink at
lunch and the just keep going. They don't sleep, and
(23:44):
there's no drugs. It's just booze. They drink a party.
It's the craziest shit.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I've ever sat.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Don't get them started on Kosovo.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Heaven forbid talking about what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
What it's true.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
I'm saying, don't do it. Okay, it's bad, Okay. They
got tensions over there. That's why Tito was one of
my top top favorite authoritarian figures out of Yugoslavia. He
kept them together.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Okay, how about Chilchescu who you know who? Tchaikowsky es
a dictator Romanian? He got voted out of office? Might have
They might have killed him in Romania where Armenia maybe no, no, no, no, Chilchescu.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
If he got voted out, he wasn't a very good dictator.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
He might have.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Gotten like voted.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Child Escu. There, Romanian dictator.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, yeah, I know that is big comedy. Well you
didn't know until your pronunciation day, and he wasn't exactly
chl Chescue.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
How's it pronounced?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
That's Romanian?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Now okay, now I know who he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Romanian dictator the yeah, okay, yeah, all right. Uh Shane
Irving wherever you get your podcast? And uh Dylan no
longer a graphics gy picture de Ray who does the
producing here? Marvin who has to listen to all this
nonsense running the equipment and yours truly and bad Larry
(25:17):
hit the Jersey.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
Shore, thanks guys, good luck, Dylan. I hope you hit
that Parlay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
I mean, Max Homer winning would be way sick of but.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Shay, you're like right around even Dalim down like thirty points.
I want him to hit a parlor hit the thirty
point parlay. That'd be great.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
And why don't you locate a golf course where they
would allow Shay to come on it, because that's really
going to be the key.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Just tell them, Paula Deine wants to learn how to
play golf.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
You have to like a male. Paula Dean is showing up,
but you need to you have to dress appropriately. I
would one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Like when I played tennis, I wear tennis whites.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
You played tennis, yeah, uh I have I have before wow,
during the pandemic rich Man rich Man, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
All right, we have your Fairfield County, Connecticut is almost
a freaking guarantee you're gonna play tennis and something white.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Wembledon No, but you're supposed to wear They make you
wear white at the Field Club.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
They make us wear whites when we play.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
It's like a dress code. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I played at a grass court where you had to
wear tennis white, like this is.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
You're playing white or you're playing well.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I mean, just so happened that they're all, well, it's connectic,
it's not.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Me of course. Deep County too. Yeah, like if you
go to.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Bridgeport, a different side of Fairbook County and we're.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Talking about in the white portion of Fairfield County further
down the coast alrighty, are you what? Okay, We've done
all we can do in that what you're not going
to live in. Just give her the Emmy, give her the.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Speaking of congratulations, congratulations to all y'all.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Did you think that we would be back?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yes, one more time?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Yeah, not today when PAULI was reading, or yesterday when
I didn't either, you're saying that ship it was.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Like, oh, but then, you know, I'm trying to get
the sympathy vote that I'm going to be retiring, and
people might have thought, oh man, he's that's why he's retiring.
Let's give him a nomination here, and then they're going
to find out that I'm working a couple more years.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yeah, the old bait and switch.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeap.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
I mean, hey, then trophy is a trophy?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
That's very true. A one more question. When you go
to something like the Sports Emmys, obviously you're you. How
many times do you get stopped like, hey, you know,
can I take a picture or you you've inspired me
or anything like that. It's almost like when we went
to Radio Row. Me, you and Mary went to Radio
Row and I was like, when they see you there,
and I'm not even saying this because I work for you.
(28:02):
It's like, look, Mount Rushmore type guy, like ESPN statue
statue worthy guy, Like, what's it like when you're just like, man,
thank you. But I'm just trying to take advantage of
this open.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Start saying, well, that's why I usually just hang around
you guys, like we're all together. And then I'm just
talking to you guys, and then somebody has to go.
I don't mean to interrupt when they interrupt, but and
then and then I usually will have Paulie. I'll give
him a signal like you know, and then Paulie'll be like, hey, Dann,
come here, let me talk to you. Because I'm in
(28:39):
there to hang out with you guys. I'm not networking.
I don't need another job. It's nice to meet people
who maybe have watched you when they were younger. That's fine,
that's nice, But I'm there with you guys, right, you're
there to call this fuck face boys.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yes, it would be funny though. If someone came up
to talk to you, and he was like, and you're like,
all right, guys, the show's over. I took a new job, actually, but.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
There's certain like Melissa Stark comes up and wants to
say hello, but you know, I sick you guys to
the curb immediately. I'm like, how much time do you need?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Pauladine walks up.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
All of you guys, Marvin maybe not you.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay, that's it. We've done it. We have done it
another week. Thanks for joining us on. Dan Patrick takes
a gamble and we'll talk to you next week.
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Dan Patrick
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