September 3, 2025 • 33 mins
On today's episode Dan discusses with Shea in Irving about watching the Cowboys/Eagles game on Thursday night, we talk to Bad Larry about where he is and how long he'll be there. Plus we get into NFL bets and more college bets. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Died at the Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan
to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat And now joined by
bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
All right.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
So what we're thinking is that we'll watch the Cowboys
Eagles game together. But we can't live stream it. It'll
just how about we just do like clips or snapshots
of us watching the game? That it's better for you
because my language is gonna be yes.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I know that seems like the safer option in general.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
But who else is going to be here? I'd like
to have backup, Like I don't. I don't want it
to be just you and me.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well, I enjoy your company, but I might run out
of things to say. Wow, I thought you're going to
say feared for your safety. Well that's kind of the
backup part of this. But he's not drinking, no, okay,
but I will be Yeah, that's fine. If anything, I
would bring. And I'm not going to do this, roommate,
but if anything, I would just bring drugs, Like what
(01:16):
would you bring? I would bring? Well, I bring ketamine
for sure.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Strong choice.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I've never tried that.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, Well, I could put it in your drink, Dan,
and I wouldn't even know it. You would know it,
you know it.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
What about Molly? No, no, Molly, No, I'm not a
teenage girl anymore. But you once work. It's twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
We can that's true, not that long ago.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I don't identify as a teenage girl anymore. I did
years ago. But I've been told that I can switch
genders whenever I want, So I'm doing that. Oh you're
you're going to switch I am. I'm just going to
be a man now. Whatever I want to be, Okay,
whatever I want to be?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Speaking of which bad Larry? Hey, Hello, guys, where are you?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Just landed in Paris? A couple hours ago? I took
my nap. I just woke up. The girls were not
even in the apartment. Cracked open a butt and there
Marvin called me and I could hear you, but you
guys couldn't hear me. He didn't call me back to
get this connection. No, I mean he'd called me once today,
(02:21):
oh five minutes ago, I said, jeez, and they but
if Miami went down, they see any.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Larry, Larry, Larry, hold on here, hold on? Uh you
found Budweiser in in Paris.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yeah, well this I actually brought with me from wherever
the hell we were this morning, can Can or something?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Con se Con?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Not yet? Yeah, not conn the movie play.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Were you in the south of France, Cayenne?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Not not yet? We're heading We're heading there next Well,
we're going to Versall tomorrow and then then down to
the south of France later this week or now, Dan, you.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I realized that.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, wherever they tell me we're going, we're going.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, let me so far, all right, let me recap
bad Larry ohs Dylan A spray tan Yep, yep, yep,
right Larry, No, yeah, definitely, Okay. When you come back
from Europe, you're getting a spray tan.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Oh. I think I'm going to get it over here, Dan, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
We got a European bullshit.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
No. I need the Jersey Shore version. Yes, yeah, I
need Snooky there with you and you know.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Someone who looks like her will be administering it almost.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Probably wifey material. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Uh, Sammy P hit on his big bet that was
Miami to beat Notre Dame Sammy P. Rock star Yeah,
rock star bad. Larry lost to units last week, Dylan
lost a unit last week, and Shay lost a unit.
And right now Shay is leading Wait what Okay, just
I want to clear the air because this is going
(03:59):
to be I'm going to mine and I've learned through
my specific program that I'm going through right now that
resentments are bad and resentments might lead to a relapse.
So when I say mortgage bet, what does the room
think I mean when I say that, When I say
mortgage fucking bet, that's a lot of money. There's a
lot of money. When I say a two unit, right,
(04:19):
I say, hey, a two unit here, two banger here.
But then I say mortgage bet. That feels like the
most you can do.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I agree, Danny, I agree. So the most we can
do in the show is what five units? Five units? Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
And well I didn't get any credit at all from
my mortgage bet in Week one Nichols versus Sam Euston
under I hit a mortgage Bet, I said mortgage. The internet, No,
I said mortgage. Everybody knows I said mortgage except Ray,
and Ray can't count on me for one unit? Is
the producer.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
I'm supposed to know your personal definition on everything you say.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Well, if I say two unit and then there's another
phrase on top of two units, it's mortgage. Bet, I
think we would all deduce that it's more than two units.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Am I wrong? Yes?
Speaker 7 (04:59):
Yes, no, No, the exact number is then, but the
exact number would then be what It's still ambiguous?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
The biggest bill I have besides extracurriculars, it is the mortgage.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
No, I get, I understand the genesis of the mortgage.
Bed I'm saying for from a clerical standpoint. For Ray,
how does he log.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
That five x mortgage? Bat max bat Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Okay, okay, Yeah, is that that hard to explain?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
And I also had to get married plus nine fifty
I hit it on February twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I think it comes from not married yet.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I'm just saying, yeah, I'm not married.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Plus nif people have broken off a lot of engagements.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Anything else you want to bitch about that?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Here.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I just want to clear the air because I know,
you know, this resentment's going to build up and it's
going to keep going, and then one day I might
just be drinking under a bridge and blame and Ray.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So I'd rather just handle it now. Well, you've been
drinking under a bridge before and didn't blame Ray.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I used to just think that was normal. I did.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I remember talking to a coworker of mine. They were like,
what are you doing for lunch today? I was like, well,
I'm gonna go drive under the bridge and have a
couple And they were like, what the fuck is wrong
with you?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
You do have under a bridge energy.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
There's nothing wrong with going under a bridge and having
a forty or two or going to the food trucks
in New Haven. Okay, yeah, having a couple of.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Forties generals in there.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah. It just feels like there's a lot of resentment
built up. It's not about your five banger at your mortgage.
It's the cowboys situation. I want to I don't. I
didn't want to. I thought we're gonna breeze over that.
I saw it in the rundown. I thought were just
gonna skip over it because of what I just said.
I thought we're gonna be distressed. Well, okay, all I
know is Ray and may you know Ray may be
(06:32):
triggering you. He's like, uh yeah, Shay lost, Micah Parsons
and his savior at Texas Arch Manning crumbles versus Ohio State.
Those are raised words.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I knew that.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I knew that Arch. I knew he was gonna lose.
I knew it in the back of my heart. Yeah,
deep bl.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You told me they were gonna win by ten.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
That's why you put two units on Texas money line.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
No, after the Mica trade, I knew it was going
to happen. I knew that this is the week that
God would give me I did. I knew that he
would give me all of my troubles together.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
It comes in threes usually, right, Well, they seem.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So far away. It's all my troubles seem so far
Stay with me.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's a song.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Okay, I'm trying to like.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Okay, the question is was it Does Sark have no
confidence in.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Arch apparently based on the play calling the game. Yeah,
I'm just scared. I'm really scared because if you look
at if you look at Quinn's first start, is at
home against ul M. Yeah, I got it, but Quinn
was like a true sophomore richer freshman archer sat for
two years. Yeah, and if he still doesn'tive him the
whole playbook, that's scary.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
It's a tough opener at Ohio State that it gets
kind of I mean, you're getting thrown to the Wolves
no matter what. But they probably could have structured that
game plan a little better. That was I was also
just a boring watch.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, yeah, we do have the Diego Pavia Award back
again this year. His two brothers were arrested for public intoxication,
so the Diego Paviy Award. He played well with twenty
(08:08):
five three touchdown passes for Vandy and Ray who gets
the Diego Pavi Award this week?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Award this week?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Hey, congratulations, I'm happy that so we actually we added
a sticker to it. Dan twenty twenty four winner, yours truly,
and now I'm more than happy to pass the torch
over to the real fucking donkey on the show.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Wow, Way to go Diego Bad.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Larry wasn't able to join us last week. He could
hear us, we couldn't hear him anything. You would like
to go over with your picks from last week, Larry.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
No, I just want to know how you know, It's
like two o'clock in the morning and nobody had the
Notre Dame game over here. I kept checking scores. Down
seven to nothing, Notre Dame came back and tied it,
and they kicked a field goal with like a couple
of minutes to go in the game to win it. Miami.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, yeah, an Notre Dame view up seventeen points in
the fourth quarter. I mean, that's that's the story of
the game.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Miami did Miami did.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
That?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Put up?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Are you okay to you don't seem like you're all
here with us.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I don't feel good.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Why Well, Thursday's coming up and it's gonna be a
really bad day for me. I don't feel confident or
healthy or happy in what the Cowboys are going to
put together this season. I know there's going to be
a big thorn on my side and in my recovery.
So I'm not looking forward to this.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
But watching the game with Dan, Dan could be the
good luck charm you've been missing with all these terrible years.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
What if our Cowboys win Thursday night?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Our Cowboy Yeah, Danny. I'll be right there with you. Brother.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Do you want to know, don't put your hand Oh
I thought you were putting your hand out Timmy.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Now touching it could be monumental. They're fuck Danny. They're
fucked all year. Everybody knows this. It's bad. Layry you
got yes, Marmon, is Ray coming with you guys? Yeah, okay,
it'll be here Thursday night. All right, you can show up.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Few want to you need black up?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
That went really up the cred in the room.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I think.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
I mean, I want to tell people I have black friends.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
And Shane's like negative too.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
No, I say, Marvin's one of my black friends. I
say that black friends have.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
I really love when somebody gets that. This happened at
the Mothership. Somebody got in trouble for saying something pretty
racist and they were like, no, Marvin's cool, and he
wanted me to vouch for him, and I was like no, wait.
I was like, you are on your that is I
will never vouch.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Okay, I need a new black friend.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
Because he was angry with me, and I was like, well,
if you don't say anything racist, I said, we're cool.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I was sort of banking.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
I was like hashing one of those at some point
Marvin's so, I guess back to.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
The drawing what he said you can't come back from?
How about that?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Now we got to hear it. It wasn't the word
oh no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
It was one of those like, well this is a
creative Really you thought about it? Yeah, Like he gave
us some real thought.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
And I was like, like, Paula Deine level.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
No, one's Pauladine level.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Chase, I'm naming your heroes, Jefferson, Davis, Paula Dean.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Wow, Wow, this is my rushmore.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
More of people up there with a stick of butter
eating a stick of butter.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
With a pistol.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
That leads us to this week's bets, uh, Chase, since
you're leading, Dan, Now are you doing futures as well?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I got futures? Okay, Oh I got some good ones.
Do you want me to hit you the week bets first?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Or Week one for everybody, and then we'll come back
to futures College football, NFL uh, you can throw them
all in. We'll do Week one, start with the NFL.
Since we'll start with the Cowboys and Eagles, all right,
I got Eagles, Cowboys over forty seven and a half, Danny,
the Cowboys defensive Swiss cheese just to stop the run though.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Finally they got that guy out of there.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, so they can stopty year old detail. Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Josh Allen laying one and a half against Lamar Niners
laying two and a half against the Seahawks. Those are
NFL college football fighting the line. Eye laying three against
the Dookies.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Like that.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Marshall laying ten against Missoo State Sooners laying five and
a half versus the Connors Stallions got the Gamblers and
the Antifas under fifty three and a half. I think
that's pretty good. Bet I like that a lot. UNLV UCLA.
Not a good debut for UCLA this week against Utah.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
No, No, it's good though.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I bet on them, all right, Dylan, give me your
weak one.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
All right, Dan, week one. So I'm gonna be our
correspondent boots on the ground at the game tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I didn't ask for this, by the way, I'm just
letting you know I didn't ask for I'm taking initiative. Yeah,
told your generation loves that initiative.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, take it, seize it.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
By the horn, pull yourself up by your bootstacks, right,
goddamn it?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Whoa Yes, but Dylan's not here on Friday though, No,
he's not.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh interesting?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Well, Mark, are you just stirring the pot?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yes? Is that a paid time off? How does that work?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Danny?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
These guys have gone to a ton of weddings this year.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
There's always I gotta go where.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
I got a couple of those coming down the pike too.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You don't pay him for those days? Right? Well? I do?
What the fuck.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I know that you're taking you're doing? Yeah, I've taken
advantage of it. Right in two and a half years,
they're not going to be prepared for their next boss.
They have no idea, They have no idea. These guys
are Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I feel like I'm grow Like really, I've grown up
a lot around here.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Dan, Please, you're gonna be a only fans of two
and a half.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Years if people will pay for it, all day, fish,
I'll show Starfish. I'd rather show the back then looks
more like a pile of leaves. Alright, it's more of
a sheriff's badge, more like shared bed. Okay, here we go,
(14:21):
let's go around. Here we go. I take my chastity bottom,
power bottom. At least, I've got a pretty nice wagon.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
All right.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
So I got the same game parlay Dan, because why not.
I'm taking the under in the Cowboys Eagles game because
every time I go to a game, you want to
take the over, and it never fucking pans out. So
I'm taking the under DeVante Smith anytime touchdown and Jalen
Carter one or more sacks that pays that plus twelve hundred.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
All right.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
I'm also taking Shay's Cowboys plus eight and a half
against the Eagles. They've got a chip on their shold
their Super Bowl hangover for the Eagles, I like it,
or they just get absolutely Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Did you believe that Nick Sirianni did not know they
were raising the banner tomorrow night?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
No, I don't believe that They're not.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah, they were, like, wasn't Jalen Hurts Like, I guess
we're missing it or something.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Well, Nick Sirianni didn't know that there was a banner raising.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
No, I do not believe that one bet. I mean,
he made that up.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
And if so, I have real questions about a coach
who doesn't know what's going on, Like this is your team.
You don't know what's going on with your team. You
can say, oh, I didn't know anything about Travis Kelce
and Taylor Swift. Okay, yeah, you know Mike McDaniel, you
know the Dolphins said that's news to me.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Which is bullshit. By the way, he fucking knew he
had got the alert Google alert on his phone.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Almost impossible or I'm just word of mouth, you know, like, I'll.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Bet the Pope knows that they're getting it. They got engaged.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Good reference, Danny. Yeah, you're thinking about your future or what.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Lifetime it shot at the papacy.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You're saying, you're thinking about the pope, thinking about maybe.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Some religious No, No, it hadn't helped you think about eternity,
No at all, peratory a little bit. No, Okay, Well,
Pope is an interesting reference for some of those to
think about that there is no hell right now. Yeah,
I feel like I'm in it. No, you're in your
(16:19):
own personal hell.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Own private Vietnam.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
That was a funny line when that Micah Parsons deal.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Dang, this is my own, this is my own personal Vietnam.
It feels like it.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
He looked like a Vietnam vet too.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I feel like it.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Okay, continue, Dylan, So yes, I've got Dack's great against
the East.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yeah, they covered the spread.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Against the East. Man our Cowboys was not even a
response and.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
They got they can lose by a touchdown and still cover.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Shot of the world.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I've got our Dolphins, Dan, our Dolphins plus.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Mike is not going to do a podcast in Green Bay.
Cute as that that that I fucking rat.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
That I actually back?
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Oh as a mean Yeah, okay, yeah, So Dolphins plus
one a half against the Colts then, and yeah, I'm
gonna be fading the Colts until Anthony Richardson gets in
there and wins Comeback Player of the Year, and that
fulfills the prophecy that I have chosen. Lions plus two
and a half against the Packers. People are very high
in the Packers right now, Dan, and it gives me Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Okay, all right, okay, what's what what's with the attitude?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh yeah, the Packers really hot on the Packers all right?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Moving on Ravens Bills under fifty and a half and then.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
He stopped the run.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Now they can't they could up the.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Gut you got it all day as Jerry.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, people are going to crush the Packers because they're
just going to run the football all day. Yeah, Kenny
Clark's not there anymore, man.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
All right, So Ravens bills under fifteen and a half.
I'm also going to add the Ravens whatever it is
plus one and a half. Yeah, I'm Shay and Larry
are both on the bills. Glad I can reinstitute that system,
and then Justin Herbert to be the week one passing.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Yards leader plus twenty five hundred. Whoa, that's against the chefs.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah, that's it for NFL college football? Are we we're
doing college football?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Are we going to Larry first?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
For NFL? Larry, We'll go to I'm here, okay, Larry? Well, no, no,
Shay already Colin? What the fuck? Let Dan host the show? Yeah?
Are you guys drinking? What's going on? Not me?
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Sort of?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Okay? What is that? What is that? That sake?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
It's hibiscus lime sake in a cairn in a can.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Well, well, we all do whatever it takes to get it
in the can. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
It's not great.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah, how well you'll get used to it. Brother, Okay,
give me your college football. Then I get Larry's in
France having a Budweiser.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Yeah, he's got all the time in the world.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
No, No, the family's going to I'm back and they's
gonna have to go on a walking tour.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Larry, put your pants on you to fight the gypsies.
You're off me. I'm not signing up. Goddamn petition.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
He imagine Larry interacting with a gypsy.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
The gypsy would quit.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yeah, I'm done, gypsy, all right.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
College football, Dan Ole miss minus ten against Kentucky. Kentucky
looks like shit. Also, Sammy Pea's Toledo pick looks good.
They held their own in there. Iowa plus three at
Iowa State. I've resigned from the Iowa under although it
would have hit, it did hit last week. But I'll
take the dog in this one. Uh my new system though, Dan,
(19:36):
I'm taking the over in every SMU game. So Baylor
SMU over sixty four and a half. Sometimes you have
to zag Clemson minus thirty three and a half against
my nemesis.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Troy, fucking yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
But Clemson's gonna come in fucking fired up and Troy sucks. Devo,
look at my debo. Michigan plus four and a half
against Oklahoma four and a half, five and a half.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Whatever it is, I'm taking there.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
John Matteir, John Matteir, Heisman, what else? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (20:11):
And the late game Dan Hawaii minus six and a
half against Sam Houston.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Mistake he was a president and a governor.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Well that's a long way to go to Sammy Houston.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
That leads us to bad Larry giving us the first
picks from France on this show.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
All right, I got I have under Dallas forty seven
and a half, Dana Charges plus three against the Chiefs,
Jets under thirty eight and a half against the Steelers,
My Giants plus six against.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
The Redskins Commanders, oh whoa.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Forty nine ers minus two against the Seahawks. I don't
know if these lines either lines.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I got over here the French line. You have a
French forty.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Lions Packers game at forty.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Seven forty seven and a half.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
And then I got bills and a pick him against
the Rave. As I heard you guys are saying.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
No bills, bills, Bills minus one and a half.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
I still want him.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
The're gonna blow the Raves. I'm with you. I'm with you, okay,
all right.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Shay we didn't we disagree on that?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Cowboys?
Speaker 5 (21:09):
I think be like a seventeen to ten final.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
And Dak's gonna light him up.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Here we go and I got Dan.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
I have two college games, okay, I have NC State
minus two and a half against Virginia and USC minus
twenty nine against Georgia Southern.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
By the way, fucking USC dude, putting upset USC. I'm
telling you right now, took him to win a big ten.
USC could turn on some ship this year. I tell
you what, who did they play? Doesn't matter, Danny, he
put up seventy, It doesn't matter the reason. The reality
is that Lincoln might have something this year. Danny, I
just well, he better fair, he better will being funny
(21:51):
like you better?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I agree? I agree. Uh. Now we have futures here, Shay, yeah, yeah, yeah, Danny.
My futures.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Actually these are I know that people probably invest in
stocks and bonds and things like that, but these are
actually way more secure than that. My futures. I have
the under seven and a half wins for the Stillers
first time, and I don't know how long. Four units
Thereah is not a mortgage bet, but it is a
four unit bet under seven and a half wins and
(22:21):
then my favorite bet four units on the Raiders over
six and a half wins. I think Pete Carroll and
his nepotistic coaching staff is going to turn some hit.
I like the Raiders and Trayveon Henderson Rookie of the
Year plus fourteen hundred. That's one unit, right, one unit,
Thank you very much. Bingo Bengo biscuit a Jyling.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
I've got Justin Herbert MVP plus two thousand. It's kind
of the make or break point for him. And he's
got his good friend Keenan allenback. He likes to throw
the lot.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
He won't stay breaking with Mike Williams and Antonio Gates back.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Damn that'd be nice, Yes, Ray Dylan on your do
not bet list, it was the Chargers.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Now this is a technicality though, because it's technically not
the Chargers proper.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
It's a player on the Chargers.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Interesting, but that losing quarterback winning the MVP is plus
two thousand.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
No, it's not that the Chargers are going to, like
have a losing season, but not betting them on future
not to you know, make it a run in the
playoffs or win the Super Bowl or anything.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Like that, MVP.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Okay, got anything else doing?
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (23:36):
And Lions to win the NFC North plus one ninety's
after the Mica trade.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
That's after the Mica trade.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
What are the Packers? What are the Packers right now?
Within the North?
Speaker 4 (23:44):
They're like, I think they were like plus one fire.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Plus two forty before the trade. You know that.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
He made a big impact on did he? I think? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Good player?
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Then yeah, the Cowboys were seven and a half point
underdogs and they went to eight and a half after interesting,
Yeah he might mean but Kenny Clark, they knew Kenny Bark.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
They knew that, they did. I don't know if they
knew that.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Okay, the linesmakers didn't affect Okay, well I don't know.
That's at least point yeah, half a point good, not.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Eight and a half. But he's so good against the run,
yes he is.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Yeah, Ray Packers are plus one sixty five.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
From two forty sixty five. Now bad, Larry. Do you
have any future picks?
Speaker 5 (24:27):
No, Dan, you know, I don't like tying my money
up for the season, so I don't ever bet futures.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
That's why you have bookies, you.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Know, just just never did that?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Wait, wait, wait, didn't you take the New York Mets
every single game.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Last year just to fifteen the first fifteen or twenty
five games. That was just on the show.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
But that's the that's futures, that's that's like a two months.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
Well, but he's playing it. He's playing it every day,
like he's betting it every day. So it's not like
I don't want to result.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
I think going into my account and seeing, uh, you know,
I have a three thousand dollars bounce and I only
have fifteen hundred dollars because I bet five three hundred, three,
five hundred dollars future bats. I just don't like seeing this.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I just wait.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
So your book, your bookie won't pay you out like
on a weekly basis because of your pending futures.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
No, no, I don't even I should get involved in this.
My book and I have a little agreement now we
don't even make you know, we don't exchange money less
someone's up to downto. Yeah, yeah, it goes and every
every Monday there's another three thousand in the account. I
don't want three thousand dollars to be fifteen hundred every Monday.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I get it, I get it.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
So he counts that against your car, recounts that against
your card. I get it.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
You could bump your credit up.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
No, I've never I've never had that with a bookie.
It's always been separate. So the futures have always been
separate than what my because my bookie we meet up
every Tuesday, and back in.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
The day it was you know, a way bigger limit.
Now and I just three grand is well I really
care to bet a week? So yeah, I don't want to. Yeah,
I don't want to get I don't want to just
have that money setting aside for no reason.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Shae Irving pod cast wherever you get your podcast? Apparently
it's Shay and Dylan. H Yeah, the roommate's coming on
the pod. We're gonna do a special pod with the roommate.
What it's a relationship advice pod, Danny.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Oh, advice you're gonna hop into?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Or what? No, a lot of emails please email me
Shane Irving the number one at gmail dot com or
hit me up on the Twitter for any.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Relationship wearing number one for the Packers.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Oh right, I think it's Michael Parkis the guy you
can't stop the run. No, he can't can't stop the run.
I come here in good faith to do a show
and entertain a nation, and I get ridiculed. But that's
entertaining enough, right, Yeah. Sure, But the roommate's coming on.
(26:47):
So we're gonna talk about relationship ship, like like how
to survive being married to a dj IN and like
how a DJN gets away with more than he should
from their wife, how to structure your day around not
getting in trouble. Really, we're gonna do that. I still
know when what made her fall in love with you.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I would like to say, my big burly personality.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
The hair, I think.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
No, come on, dude, what do you mean that's not
even a question. Yeah it is, It ain't.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
It's the back tattoo, Danny.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
I'm it's the belly tattoo, Danny. Just to be clear, America,
Like everybody, we're all getting along with the joke. I
am a lady's man. Women throw themselves at me. It's hard,
but that's not marrying you, fair married.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
I had a convincer of that part. I had a
convincer of that part. Yeah, because I could see women
who would be interested in you.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Yes, yeah, their names Barbara. They have an Oxygen tank.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
O.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Their names, the names Starburst, and they work at it.
They work the night shift. Let me still, but their work,
Uh no, I get it. But to marry you, But
to marry you, that's no. I took convincement. Yeah, yeah,
I know.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I had to convince her that.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Okay, because that's the point where if your wife was
my daughter, I would say, let's let's let's talk about.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, you've had a good run.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
He's a great guy, but let's talk about like him
best long term, Like, yeah, you just don't want to
wake up one morning and then you're not there, And
that's happened several times.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Yeah, Shane went out for cigarettes three months ago.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
It's true, like you were, you were, Greg Almond, he
did that to share. He went out for cigarettes and
never came back, did he? Yeah yeah Prime Share.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yeah, Prime Greg Almonds.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Greg Almond didn't care.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
He dated the porn star Savannah.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
You know.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Frank Sinatra broke up with his first wife, divorced her.
At the intercom to his house with his new lady
in the car. Damn, he pressed the button and was like, hello,
who is it? Look as me and Frank were divorced.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
That's like the original like breakup of her text, not
going in the house.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Okay, well, so marital advice, relationship advice from you and
the roommate.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, the roommate mainly. I'll just be there to, you know,
defend yourself, defend myself.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah, all right, that's wherever you get your podcast. Shae
in Irving and I guess last week was Shay and Dylan.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
It was went well, talked him off the ledge a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Dylan was hammered here at the studio looking at meat. Yeah,
but he was here all night because he was cooking
the brisket.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Do you pay him for that overnight double time?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
No, that was just a like I said, initiative.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Uh bat Larry, how long are you in Europe?
Speaker 5 (29:46):
For five more weeks?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Then?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Holy god? Like that must be nice study war Bucks.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
It's been eight great days. I mean that London underground
is simple to figure out. I got to figure out
powers Is rail situation pretty soon as I said we're
going to be tomorrow. That's simple. And then uh, I
think we're like five days here in Paris and then
I don't even know. I forget where we're going south
of France and then down in Spain. I wanted to
get that my tattoo and my tattoo Myra, I wanted
(30:18):
to get that in the French revier. I think walking
around that nude beaches with a fucking badass spray tan.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
All right, you've swung me if you do that, Larry,
we need video of you in this.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Dylan, my sister in law, Casey and Mary brother way
involved in this.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
All right, it'll be videotaped perfect.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Then then Larry, you have my blessing to get a
French spray tan.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Okay, I want to, you know, I want to pay
out my desk. I can't just have that hanging over
my head for you know, five weeks, Dylan, a spray
I can't. I gotta get it.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I gotta get over it.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Okay, but we need documentation.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Oh are you kidding, Larry.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
We want to see the balls.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Right the cheeks, Laire, my wife and my sister in law,
they can't wait.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I'll bet bet coming back to the room.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Who's this tan beauty queen with the fake teeth?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, and he's got two women on his arms.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
You're gonna actually, you're gonna blend right in probably.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Okay, that's another episode.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
We did it.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
We made it through, and good luck to everybody. Thursday night,
Shay and myself will be here and uh, we'll have
some snapshots, some videos.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Who's bringing food?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
We can order in? All, get something. I'll get ready
to get something, get something nice. What do you what
are you in the mood for pizza? Okay, pizza?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Colony, Colony pizza? What y'all don't like Colony? Are you
kidding me? Are you kidding me? All the pizza places? Well,
it's right down with goddamn Ronie.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I would love I would love Pepe's, but I didn't
want to outstep my.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Well there's a Peppees in Fairfield.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, that's not real. It's not real.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
It's really Pepe's White clam Yes, okay, maybe on the.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Way up from your your poshy white community.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
He got right by it.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, fair Maybe I'll just bring Pepees in fine whatever,
Yeah you can do that, fine Pepe's and Dot Cook,
I'll do it.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
What about Ricos who it's like the guy who he
worked at Colony and left and stole the recipe basically
and just started his own chain. It's the same exact thing, alright.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
All right, thanks for joining us. For bad Larry somewhere
in France with all of his new friends and uh
Shay and Irving. We have Dylan, we have Ray, and
we of course have Marvin here. Marvin, thank you for putting.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Up with this. I love you too. Yes, good luck.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
This weekend to everybody, and we'll talk to you next week.
Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Died at the Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan
to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat And now joined by
bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
All right.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
So what we're thinking is that we'll watch the Cowboys
Eagles game together. But we can't live stream it. It'll
just how about we just do like clips or snapshots
of us watching the game? That it's better for you
because my language is gonna be yes.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I know that seems like the safer option in general.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
But who else is going to be here? I'd like
to have backup, Like I don't. I don't want it
to be just you and me.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well, I enjoy your company, but I might run out
of things to say. Wow, I thought you're going to
say feared for your safety. Well that's kind of the
backup part of this. But he's not drinking, no, okay,
but I will be Yeah, that's fine. If anything, I
would bring. And I'm not going to do this, roommate,
but if anything, I would just bring drugs, Like what
(01:16):
would you bring? I would bring? Well, I bring ketamine
for sure.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Strong choice.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I've never tried that.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, Well, I could put it in your drink, Dan,
and I wouldn't even know it. You would know it,
you know it.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
What about Molly? No, no, Molly, No, I'm not a
teenage girl anymore. But you once work. It's twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
We can that's true, not that long ago.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I don't identify as a teenage girl anymore. I did
years ago. But I've been told that I can switch
genders whenever I want, So I'm doing that. Oh you're
you're going to switch I am. I'm just going to
be a man now. Whatever I want to be, Okay,
whatever I want to be?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Speaking of which bad Larry? Hey, Hello, guys, where are you?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Just landed in Paris? A couple hours ago? I took
my nap. I just woke up. The girls were not
even in the apartment. Cracked open a butt and there
Marvin called me and I could hear you, but you
guys couldn't hear me. He didn't call me back to
get this connection. No, I mean he'd called me once today,
(02:21):
oh five minutes ago, I said, jeez, and they but
if Miami went down, they see any.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Larry, Larry, Larry, hold on here, hold on? Uh you
found Budweiser in in Paris.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yeah, well this I actually brought with me from wherever
the hell we were this morning, can Can or something?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Con se Con?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Not yet? Yeah, not conn the movie play.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Were you in the south of France, Cayenne?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Not not yet? We're heading We're heading there next Well,
we're going to Versall tomorrow and then then down to
the south of France later this week or now, Dan, you.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I realized that.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, wherever they tell me we're going, we're going.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, let me so far, all right, let me recap
bad Larry ohs Dylan A spray tan Yep, yep, yep,
right Larry, No, yeah, definitely, Okay. When you come back
from Europe, you're getting a spray tan.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Oh. I think I'm going to get it over here, Dan, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
We got a European bullshit.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
No. I need the Jersey Shore version. Yes, yeah, I
need Snooky there with you and you know.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Someone who looks like her will be administering it almost.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Probably wifey material. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Uh, Sammy P hit on his big bet that was
Miami to beat Notre Dame Sammy P. Rock star Yeah,
rock star bad. Larry lost to units last week, Dylan
lost a unit last week, and Shay lost a unit.
And right now Shay is leading Wait what Okay, just
I want to clear the air because this is going
(03:59):
to be I'm going to mine and I've learned through
my specific program that I'm going through right now that
resentments are bad and resentments might lead to a relapse.
So when I say mortgage bet, what does the room
think I mean when I say that, When I say
mortgage fucking bet, that's a lot of money. There's a
lot of money. When I say a two unit, right,
(04:19):
I say, hey, a two unit here, two banger here.
But then I say mortgage bet. That feels like the
most you can do.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I agree, Danny, I agree. So the most we can
do in the show is what five units? Five units? Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
And well I didn't get any credit at all from
my mortgage bet in Week one Nichols versus Sam Euston
under I hit a mortgage Bet, I said mortgage. The internet, No,
I said mortgage. Everybody knows I said mortgage except Ray,
and Ray can't count on me for one unit? Is
the producer.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
I'm supposed to know your personal definition on everything you say.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Well, if I say two unit and then there's another
phrase on top of two units, it's mortgage. Bet, I
think we would all deduce that it's more than two units.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Am I wrong? Yes?
Speaker 7 (04:59):
Yes, no, No, the exact number is then, but the
exact number would then be what It's still ambiguous?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
The biggest bill I have besides extracurriculars, it is the mortgage.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
No, I get, I understand the genesis of the mortgage.
Bed I'm saying for from a clerical standpoint. For Ray,
how does he log.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
That five x mortgage? Bat max bat Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Okay, okay, Yeah, is that that hard to explain?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
And I also had to get married plus nine fifty
I hit it on February twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I think it comes from not married yet.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I'm just saying, yeah, I'm not married.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Plus nif people have broken off a lot of engagements.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Anything else you want to bitch about that?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Here.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I just want to clear the air because I know,
you know, this resentment's going to build up and it's
going to keep going, and then one day I might
just be drinking under a bridge and blame and Ray.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So I'd rather just handle it now. Well, you've been
drinking under a bridge before and didn't blame Ray.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I used to just think that was normal. I did.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I remember talking to a coworker of mine. They were like,
what are you doing for lunch today? I was like, well,
I'm gonna go drive under the bridge and have a
couple And they were like, what the fuck is wrong
with you?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
You do have under a bridge energy.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
There's nothing wrong with going under a bridge and having
a forty or two or going to the food trucks
in New Haven. Okay, yeah, having a couple of.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Forties generals in there.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah. It just feels like there's a lot of resentment
built up. It's not about your five banger at your mortgage.
It's the cowboys situation. I want to I don't. I
didn't want to. I thought we're gonna breeze over that.
I saw it in the rundown. I thought were just
gonna skip over it because of what I just said.
I thought we're gonna be distressed. Well, okay, all I
know is Ray and may you know Ray may be
(06:32):
triggering you. He's like, uh yeah, Shay lost, Micah Parsons
and his savior at Texas Arch Manning crumbles versus Ohio State.
Those are raised words.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I knew that.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I knew that Arch. I knew he was gonna lose.
I knew it in the back of my heart. Yeah,
deep bl.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You told me they were gonna win by ten.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
That's why you put two units on Texas money line.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
No, after the Mica trade, I knew it was going
to happen. I knew that this is the week that
God would give me I did. I knew that he
would give me all of my troubles together.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
It comes in threes usually, right, Well, they seem.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So far away. It's all my troubles seem so far
Stay with me.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's a song.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Okay, I'm trying to like.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Okay, the question is was it Does Sark have no
confidence in.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Arch apparently based on the play calling the game. Yeah,
I'm just scared. I'm really scared because if you look
at if you look at Quinn's first start, is at
home against ul M. Yeah, I got it, but Quinn
was like a true sophomore richer freshman archer sat for
two years. Yeah, and if he still doesn'tive him the
whole playbook, that's scary.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
It's a tough opener at Ohio State that it gets
kind of I mean, you're getting thrown to the Wolves
no matter what. But they probably could have structured that
game plan a little better. That was I was also
just a boring watch.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, yeah, we do have the Diego Pavia Award back
again this year. His two brothers were arrested for public intoxication,
so the Diego Paviy Award. He played well with twenty
(08:08):
five three touchdown passes for Vandy and Ray who gets
the Diego Pavi Award this week?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Award this week?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Hey, congratulations, I'm happy that so we actually we added
a sticker to it. Dan twenty twenty four winner, yours truly,
and now I'm more than happy to pass the torch
over to the real fucking donkey on the show.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Wow, Way to go Diego Bad.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Larry wasn't able to join us last week. He could
hear us, we couldn't hear him anything. You would like
to go over with your picks from last week, Larry.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
No, I just want to know how you know, It's
like two o'clock in the morning and nobody had the
Notre Dame game over here. I kept checking scores. Down
seven to nothing, Notre Dame came back and tied it,
and they kicked a field goal with like a couple
of minutes to go in the game to win it. Miami.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, yeah, an Notre Dame view up seventeen points in
the fourth quarter. I mean, that's that's the story of
the game.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Miami did Miami did.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
That?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Put up?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Are you okay to you don't seem like you're all
here with us.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I don't feel good.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Why Well, Thursday's coming up and it's gonna be a
really bad day for me. I don't feel confident or
healthy or happy in what the Cowboys are going to
put together this season. I know there's going to be
a big thorn on my side and in my recovery.
So I'm not looking forward to this.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
But watching the game with Dan, Dan could be the
good luck charm you've been missing with all these terrible years.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
What if our Cowboys win Thursday night?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Our Cowboy Yeah, Danny. I'll be right there with you. Brother.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Do you want to know, don't put your hand Oh
I thought you were putting your hand out Timmy.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Now touching it could be monumental. They're fuck Danny. They're
fucked all year. Everybody knows this. It's bad. Layry you
got yes, Marmon, is Ray coming with you guys? Yeah, okay,
it'll be here Thursday night. All right, you can show up.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Few want to you need black up?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
That went really up the cred in the room.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I think.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
I mean, I want to tell people I have black friends.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
And Shane's like negative too.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
No, I say, Marvin's one of my black friends. I
say that black friends have.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
I really love when somebody gets that. This happened at
the Mothership. Somebody got in trouble for saying something pretty
racist and they were like, no, Marvin's cool, and he
wanted me to vouch for him, and I was like no, wait.
I was like, you are on your that is I
will never vouch.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Okay, I need a new black friend.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
Because he was angry with me, and I was like, well,
if you don't say anything racist, I said, we're cool.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I was sort of banking.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
I was like hashing one of those at some point
Marvin's so, I guess back to.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
The drawing what he said you can't come back from?
How about that?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Now we got to hear it. It wasn't the word
oh no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
It was one of those like, well this is a
creative Really you thought about it? Yeah, Like he gave
us some real thought.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
And I was like, like, Paula Deine level.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
No, one's Pauladine level.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Chase, I'm naming your heroes, Jefferson, Davis, Paula Dean.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Wow, Wow, this is my rushmore.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
More of people up there with a stick of butter
eating a stick of butter.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
With a pistol.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
That leads us to this week's bets, uh, Chase, since
you're leading, Dan, Now are you doing futures as well?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I got futures? Okay, Oh I got some good ones.
Do you want me to hit you the week bets first?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Or Week one for everybody, and then we'll come back
to futures College football, NFL uh, you can throw them
all in. We'll do Week one, start with the NFL.
Since we'll start with the Cowboys and Eagles, all right,
I got Eagles, Cowboys over forty seven and a half, Danny,
the Cowboys defensive Swiss cheese just to stop the run though.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Finally they got that guy out of there.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, so they can stopty year old detail. Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Josh Allen laying one and a half against Lamar Niners
laying two and a half against the Seahawks. Those are
NFL college football fighting the line. Eye laying three against
the Dookies.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Like that.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Marshall laying ten against Missoo State Sooners laying five and
a half versus the Connors Stallions got the Gamblers and
the Antifas under fifty three and a half. I think
that's pretty good. Bet I like that a lot. UNLV UCLA.
Not a good debut for UCLA this week against Utah.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
No, No, it's good though.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I bet on them, all right, Dylan, give me your
weak one.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
All right, Dan, week one. So I'm gonna be our
correspondent boots on the ground at the game tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I didn't ask for this, by the way, I'm just
letting you know I didn't ask for I'm taking initiative. Yeah,
told your generation loves that initiative.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, take it, seize it.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
By the horn, pull yourself up by your bootstacks, right,
goddamn it?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Whoa Yes, but Dylan's not here on Friday though, No,
he's not.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh interesting?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Well, Mark, are you just stirring the pot?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yes? Is that a paid time off? How does that work?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Danny?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
These guys have gone to a ton of weddings this year.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
There's always I gotta go where.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
I got a couple of those coming down the pike too.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You don't pay him for those days? Right? Well? I do?
What the fuck.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I know that you're taking you're doing? Yeah, I've taken
advantage of it. Right in two and a half years,
they're not going to be prepared for their next boss.
They have no idea, They have no idea. These guys
are Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I feel like I'm grow Like really, I've grown up
a lot around here.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Dan, Please, you're gonna be a only fans of two
and a half.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Years if people will pay for it, all day, fish,
I'll show Starfish. I'd rather show the back then looks
more like a pile of leaves. Alright, it's more of
a sheriff's badge, more like shared bed. Okay, here we go,
(14:21):
let's go around. Here we go. I take my chastity bottom,
power bottom. At least, I've got a pretty nice wagon.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
All right.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
So I got the same game parlay Dan, because why not.
I'm taking the under in the Cowboys Eagles game because
every time I go to a game, you want to
take the over, and it never fucking pans out. So
I'm taking the under DeVante Smith anytime touchdown and Jalen
Carter one or more sacks that pays that plus twelve hundred.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
All right.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
I'm also taking Shay's Cowboys plus eight and a half
against the Eagles. They've got a chip on their shold
their Super Bowl hangover for the Eagles, I like it,
or they just get absolutely Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Did you believe that Nick Sirianni did not know they
were raising the banner tomorrow night?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
No, I don't believe that They're not.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah, they were, like, wasn't Jalen Hurts Like, I guess
we're missing it or something.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Well, Nick Sirianni didn't know that there was a banner raising.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
No, I do not believe that one bet. I mean,
he made that up.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
And if so, I have real questions about a coach
who doesn't know what's going on, Like this is your team.
You don't know what's going on with your team. You
can say, oh, I didn't know anything about Travis Kelce
and Taylor Swift. Okay, yeah, you know Mike McDaniel, you
know the Dolphins said that's news to me.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Which is bullshit. By the way, he fucking knew he
had got the alert Google alert on his phone.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Almost impossible or I'm just word of mouth, you know, like, I'll.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Bet the Pope knows that they're getting it. They got engaged.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Good reference, Danny. Yeah, you're thinking about your future or what.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Lifetime it shot at the papacy.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You're saying, you're thinking about the pope, thinking about maybe.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Some religious No, No, it hadn't helped you think about eternity,
No at all, peratory a little bit. No, Okay, Well,
Pope is an interesting reference for some of those to
think about that there is no hell right now. Yeah,
I feel like I'm in it. No, you're in your
(16:19):
own personal hell.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Own private Vietnam.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
That was a funny line when that Micah Parsons deal.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Dang, this is my own, this is my own personal Vietnam.
It feels like it.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
He looked like a Vietnam vet too.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I feel like it.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Okay, continue, Dylan, So yes, I've got Dack's great against
the East.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yeah, they covered the spread.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Against the East. Man our Cowboys was not even a
response and.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
They got they can lose by a touchdown and still cover.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Shot of the world.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I've got our Dolphins, Dan, our Dolphins plus.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Mike is not going to do a podcast in Green Bay.
Cute as that that that I fucking rat.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
That I actually back?
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Oh as a mean Yeah, okay, yeah, So Dolphins plus
one a half against the Colts then, and yeah, I'm
gonna be fading the Colts until Anthony Richardson gets in
there and wins Comeback Player of the Year, and that
fulfills the prophecy that I have chosen. Lions plus two
and a half against the Packers. People are very high
in the Packers right now, Dan, and it gives me Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Okay, all right, okay, what's what what's with the attitude?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh yeah, the Packers really hot on the Packers all right?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Moving on Ravens Bills under fifty and a half and then.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
He stopped the run.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Now they can't they could up the.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Gut you got it all day as Jerry.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, people are going to crush the Packers because they're
just going to run the football all day. Yeah, Kenny
Clark's not there anymore, man.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
All right, So Ravens bills under fifteen and a half.
I'm also going to add the Ravens whatever it is
plus one and a half. Yeah, I'm Shay and Larry
are both on the bills. Glad I can reinstitute that system,
and then Justin Herbert to be the week one passing.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Yards leader plus twenty five hundred. Whoa, that's against the chefs.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah, that's it for NFL college football? Are we we're
doing college football?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Are we going to Larry first?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
For NFL? Larry, We'll go to I'm here, okay, Larry? Well, no, no,
Shay already Colin? What the fuck? Let Dan host the show? Yeah?
Are you guys drinking? What's going on? Not me?
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Sort of?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Okay? What is that? What is that? That sake?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
It's hibiscus lime sake in a cairn in a can.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Well, well, we all do whatever it takes to get it
in the can. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
It's not great.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah, how well you'll get used to it. Brother, Okay,
give me your college football. Then I get Larry's in
France having a Budweiser.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Yeah, he's got all the time in the world.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
No, No, the family's going to I'm back and they's
gonna have to go on a walking tour.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Larry, put your pants on you to fight the gypsies.
You're off me. I'm not signing up. Goddamn petition.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
He imagine Larry interacting with a gypsy.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
The gypsy would quit.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yeah, I'm done, gypsy, all right.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
College football, Dan Ole miss minus ten against Kentucky. Kentucky
looks like shit. Also, Sammy Pea's Toledo pick looks good.
They held their own in there. Iowa plus three at
Iowa State. I've resigned from the Iowa under although it
would have hit, it did hit last week. But I'll
take the dog in this one. Uh my new system though, Dan,
(19:36):
I'm taking the over in every SMU game. So Baylor
SMU over sixty four and a half. Sometimes you have
to zag Clemson minus thirty three and a half against
my nemesis.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Troy, fucking yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
But Clemson's gonna come in fucking fired up and Troy sucks. Devo,
look at my debo. Michigan plus four and a half
against Oklahoma four and a half, five and a half.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Whatever it is, I'm taking there.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
John Matteir, John Matteir, Heisman, what else? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (20:11):
And the late game Dan Hawaii minus six and a
half against Sam Houston.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Mistake he was a president and a governor.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Well that's a long way to go to Sammy Houston.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
That leads us to bad Larry giving us the first
picks from France on this show.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
All right, I got I have under Dallas forty seven
and a half, Dana Charges plus three against the Chiefs,
Jets under thirty eight and a half against the Steelers,
My Giants plus six against.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
The Redskins Commanders, oh whoa.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Forty nine ers minus two against the Seahawks. I don't
know if these lines either lines.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I got over here the French line. You have a
French forty.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Lions Packers game at forty.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Seven forty seven and a half.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
And then I got bills and a pick him against
the Rave. As I heard you guys are saying.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
No bills, bills, Bills minus one and a half.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
I still want him.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
The're gonna blow the Raves. I'm with you. I'm with you, okay,
all right.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Shay we didn't we disagree on that?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Cowboys?
Speaker 5 (21:09):
I think be like a seventeen to ten final.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
And Dak's gonna light him up.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Here we go and I got Dan.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
I have two college games, okay, I have NC State
minus two and a half against Virginia and USC minus
twenty nine against Georgia Southern.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
By the way, fucking USC dude, putting upset USC. I'm
telling you right now, took him to win a big ten.
USC could turn on some ship this year. I tell
you what, who did they play? Doesn't matter, Danny, he
put up seventy, It doesn't matter the reason. The reality
is that Lincoln might have something this year. Danny, I
just well, he better fair, he better will being funny
(21:51):
like you better?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I agree? I agree. Uh. Now we have futures here, Shay, yeah, yeah, yeah, Danny.
My futures.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Actually these are I know that people probably invest in
stocks and bonds and things like that, but these are
actually way more secure than that. My futures. I have
the under seven and a half wins for the Stillers
first time, and I don't know how long. Four units
Thereah is not a mortgage bet, but it is a
four unit bet under seven and a half wins and
(22:21):
then my favorite bet four units on the Raiders over
six and a half wins. I think Pete Carroll and
his nepotistic coaching staff is going to turn some hit.
I like the Raiders and Trayveon Henderson Rookie of the
Year plus fourteen hundred. That's one unit, right, one unit,
Thank you very much. Bingo Bengo biscuit a Jyling.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
I've got Justin Herbert MVP plus two thousand. It's kind
of the make or break point for him. And he's
got his good friend Keenan allenback. He likes to throw
the lot.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
He won't stay breaking with Mike Williams and Antonio Gates back.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Damn that'd be nice, Yes, Ray Dylan on your do
not bet list, it was the Chargers.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Now this is a technicality though, because it's technically not
the Chargers proper.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
It's a player on the Chargers.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Interesting, but that losing quarterback winning the MVP is plus
two thousand.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
No, it's not that the Chargers are going to, like
have a losing season, but not betting them on future
not to you know, make it a run in the
playoffs or win the Super Bowl or anything.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Like that, MVP.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Okay, got anything else doing?
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (23:36):
And Lions to win the NFC North plus one ninety's
after the Mica trade.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
That's after the Mica trade.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
What are the Packers? What are the Packers right now?
Within the North?
Speaker 4 (23:44):
They're like, I think they were like plus one fire.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Plus two forty before the trade. You know that.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
He made a big impact on did he? I think? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Good player?
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Then yeah, the Cowboys were seven and a half point
underdogs and they went to eight and a half after interesting,
Yeah he might mean but Kenny Clark, they knew Kenny Bark.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
They knew that, they did. I don't know if they
knew that.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Okay, the linesmakers didn't affect Okay, well I don't know.
That's at least point yeah, half a point good, not.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Eight and a half. But he's so good against the run,
yes he is.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Yeah, Ray Packers are plus one sixty five.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
From two forty sixty five. Now bad, Larry. Do you
have any future picks?
Speaker 5 (24:27):
No, Dan, you know, I don't like tying my money
up for the season, so I don't ever bet futures.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
That's why you have bookies, you.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Know, just just never did that?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Wait, wait, wait, didn't you take the New York Mets
every single game.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Last year just to fifteen the first fifteen or twenty
five games. That was just on the show.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
But that's the that's futures, that's that's like a two months.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
Well, but he's playing it. He's playing it every day,
like he's betting it every day. So it's not like
I don't want to result.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
I think going into my account and seeing, uh, you know,
I have a three thousand dollars bounce and I only
have fifteen hundred dollars because I bet five three hundred, three,
five hundred dollars future bats. I just don't like seeing this.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I just wait.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
So your book, your bookie won't pay you out like
on a weekly basis because of your pending futures.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
No, no, I don't even I should get involved in this.
My book and I have a little agreement now we
don't even make you know, we don't exchange money less
someone's up to downto. Yeah, yeah, it goes and every
every Monday there's another three thousand in the account. I
don't want three thousand dollars to be fifteen hundred every Monday.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I get it, I get it.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
So he counts that against your car, recounts that against
your card. I get it.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
You could bump your credit up.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
No, I've never I've never had that with a bookie.
It's always been separate. So the futures have always been
separate than what my because my bookie we meet up
every Tuesday, and back in.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
The day it was you know, a way bigger limit.
Now and I just three grand is well I really
care to bet a week? So yeah, I don't want to. Yeah,
I don't want to get I don't want to just
have that money setting aside for no reason.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Shae Irving pod cast wherever you get your podcast? Apparently
it's Shay and Dylan. H Yeah, the roommate's coming on
the pod. We're gonna do a special pod with the roommate.
What it's a relationship advice pod, Danny.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Oh, advice you're gonna hop into?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Or what? No, a lot of emails please email me
Shane Irving the number one at gmail dot com or
hit me up on the Twitter for any.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Relationship wearing number one for the Packers.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Oh right, I think it's Michael Parkis the guy you
can't stop the run. No, he can't can't stop the run.
I come here in good faith to do a show
and entertain a nation, and I get ridiculed. But that's
entertaining enough, right, Yeah. Sure, But the roommate's coming on.
(26:47):
So we're gonna talk about relationship ship, like like how
to survive being married to a dj IN and like
how a DJN gets away with more than he should
from their wife, how to structure your day around not
getting in trouble. Really, we're gonna do that. I still
know when what made her fall in love with you.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I would like to say, my big burly personality.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
The hair, I think.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
No, come on, dude, what do you mean that's not
even a question. Yeah it is, It ain't.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
It's the back tattoo, Danny.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
I'm it's the belly tattoo, Danny. Just to be clear, America,
Like everybody, we're all getting along with the joke. I
am a lady's man. Women throw themselves at me. It's hard,
but that's not marrying you, fair married.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
I had a convincer of that part. I had a
convincer of that part. Yeah, because I could see women
who would be interested in you.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Yes, yeah, their names Barbara. They have an Oxygen tank.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
O.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Their names, the names Starburst, and they work at it.
They work the night shift. Let me still, but their work,
Uh no, I get it. But to marry you, But
to marry you, that's no. I took convincement. Yeah, yeah,
I know.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I had to convince her that.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Okay, because that's the point where if your wife was
my daughter, I would say, let's let's let's talk about.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, you've had a good run.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
He's a great guy, but let's talk about like him
best long term, Like, yeah, you just don't want to
wake up one morning and then you're not there, And
that's happened several times.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Yeah, Shane went out for cigarettes three months ago.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
It's true, like you were, you were, Greg Almond, he
did that to share. He went out for cigarettes and
never came back, did he? Yeah yeah Prime Share.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yeah, Prime Greg Almonds.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Greg Almond didn't care.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
He dated the porn star Savannah.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
You know.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Frank Sinatra broke up with his first wife, divorced her.
At the intercom to his house with his new lady
in the car. Damn, he pressed the button and was like, hello,
who is it? Look as me and Frank were divorced.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
That's like the original like breakup of her text, not
going in the house.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Okay, well, so marital advice, relationship advice from you and
the roommate.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, the roommate mainly. I'll just be there to, you know,
defend yourself, defend myself.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah, all right, that's wherever you get your podcast. Shae
in Irving and I guess last week was Shay and Dylan.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
It was went well, talked him off the ledge a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Dylan was hammered here at the studio looking at meat. Yeah,
but he was here all night because he was cooking
the brisket.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Do you pay him for that overnight double time?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
No, that was just a like I said, initiative.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Uh bat Larry, how long are you in Europe?
Speaker 5 (29:46):
For five more weeks?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Then?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Holy god? Like that must be nice study war Bucks.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
It's been eight great days. I mean that London underground
is simple to figure out. I got to figure out
powers Is rail situation pretty soon as I said we're
going to be tomorrow. That's simple. And then uh, I
think we're like five days here in Paris and then
I don't even know. I forget where we're going south
of France and then down in Spain. I wanted to
get that my tattoo and my tattoo Myra, I wanted
(30:18):
to get that in the French revier. I think walking
around that nude beaches with a fucking badass spray tan.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
All right, you've swung me if you do that, Larry,
we need video of you in this.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Dylan, my sister in law, Casey and Mary brother way
involved in this.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
All right, it'll be videotaped perfect.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Then then Larry, you have my blessing to get a
French spray tan.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Okay, I want to, you know, I want to pay
out my desk. I can't just have that hanging over
my head for you know, five weeks, Dylan, a spray
I can't. I gotta get it.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I gotta get over it.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Okay, but we need documentation.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Oh are you kidding, Larry.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
We want to see the balls.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Right the cheeks, Laire, my wife and my sister in law,
they can't wait.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I'll bet bet coming back to the room.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Who's this tan beauty queen with the fake teeth?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, and he's got two women on his arms.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
You're gonna actually, you're gonna blend right in probably.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Okay, that's another episode.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
We did it.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
We made it through, and good luck to everybody. Thursday night,
Shay and myself will be here and uh, we'll have
some snapshots, some videos.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Who's bringing food?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
We can order in? All, get something. I'll get ready
to get something, get something nice. What do you what
are you in the mood for pizza? Okay, pizza?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Colony, Colony pizza? What y'all don't like Colony? Are you
kidding me? Are you kidding me? All the pizza places? Well,
it's right down with goddamn Ronie.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I would love I would love Pepe's, but I didn't
want to outstep my.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Well there's a Peppees in Fairfield.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, that's not real. It's not real.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
It's really Pepe's White clam Yes, okay, maybe on the.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Way up from your your poshy white community.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
He got right by it.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, fair Maybe I'll just bring Pepees in fine whatever,
Yeah you can do that, fine Pepe's and Dot Cook,
I'll do it.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
What about Ricos who it's like the guy who he
worked at Colony and left and stole the recipe basically
and just started his own chain. It's the same exact thing, alright.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
All right, thanks for joining us. For bad Larry somewhere
in France with all of his new friends and uh
Shay and Irving. We have Dylan, we have Ray, and
we of course have Marvin here. Marvin, thank you for putting.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Up with this. I love you too. Yes, good luck.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
This weekend to everybody, and we'll talk to you next week.
Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
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