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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, let's guess where bad Larry is. Don't don't say
it yet, Larry Okay, Shaye, I'll start with you. San Sebastian,
San Sebastian Okay, Dylan.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Abiita, Abitha. He's on Molly and Abza.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Wud be awesome getting Bad Larry on Molly. Yes, I
would read love for that. I would, you would? I
would to do Molly with Bad Larry. Yeah, I'm gonna
say Larry is in nice Larry.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Ding ding ding for Shay what yo were landed in
San Sebastian about an hour ago. I'm right on the
border is absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Best food in the world, best food in the world, beast.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Country in general, as.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I mean from Calamari that doesn't look like Calamari back home,
but it's delicious.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
They Yeah, we fry our Calamari.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Where's the marinara sauce?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It's big and thick and whoa all right right, what's
his name?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
We're calling it Kalamari now Calamari the hotel.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, Larry Calamary.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
And my waitresses keeps bringing me these they're called Kellers.
Some kind of beer over here. Not bad, Dan, you'd
like it?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Okay? All right? Uh, let's see so bad. Larry's still
on the road in Europe, and where where's next stop?
After this?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
We go back to France, just San Sebastian, just kind
of close to France. So we came over to San Sabastian.
We're here for four days, then we go back into
France for I forget where.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Larry, you're going to Saint Jean de Luce or Baretz?
Where are you going?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Bearett sounds one of them. We're coming back to Spain
for like another two weeks.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
If you get a chance to go to go to
Saint Jean de Luce. It's fucking incredible.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I think I think it's on our list.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's amazing.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I mean, I think we're going there.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
They got a food market there that will blow your
fucking mind out. It's wild.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I'm in old town right now, Santa Bastian. It's awesome
music across the street, bars, just walking. He just picked
like eight different things to eat and drinks, and it's neat.
It's kind of neat, neat. It's not quite secret, but it's.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Not quite New Jersey.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Nothing is.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, thank god, I can take you out of Jersey,
but I can't take Jersey out of you. Right, was
his college roommate.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
So I just finished my uh that first peer, I
got to go find my waitress and till I'm outside
because it's loud in the restaurant. Yeah, damn, it's it's unbelievable.
From one till five. You can't get a seat in
any of these restaurants. Yesterday in art Chion or wherever
hell we were, like, there's a hundred tables outside. The
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bar next has one hundred tables outside. You can't get
a seat. And then from like five to seven they're empty,
and then they pack up again at seven till eleven
or twelve o'clock at night. They're just crazy. I don't
think I could live here. I don't think anyone works here.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It's like, lack, you're figuring that's the main job is
drinking outside.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
It's exactly what they do. And they sit the table
for like three hours in the afternoon and do absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Just smoke cigarettes and.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Great, shay, great. Every woman you walk out, you're walking
along the boardwalk on the on the water, and every
woman has a cigarette.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Right.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I love it, dude, everywhere you go in Europe like
it's completely fine to bang a heater. I try and
do one at soccer practice and everybody looks at me
fucking crooked. I'm the more evalved one. They're like, what
a trusty piece of shit, I'm banging a heater.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
You're on the you're on the board now, shot.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I am on the board, and I think cigarette should
be welcome. The cigarette and dude, the board soccer wort.
We're good at that. Later, Okay, hold on, I'm gonna
send you a picture.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I'm gonna send you a picture of this church I
just stumbled on outside. I can't believe it's They're two
hundred and fifty feet.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Above me right now, Lair, have you been to Europe before?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Layer, not Spain or France.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Not like the mainland. You've been to England and I
went to Ireland with Ireland a couple of times. But
this is your first time on the continent. Correct, Oh dude,
right on, that's fucking cool.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, you know, as I said first and last time too.
By the way, I'm never going to the country that
does speak English.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Why everybody speaks fucking English over there. I tell you,
I don't like no French crooks. U is Larry's phone, Dyl, Larry, Larry,
stand still, don't be moving around. I know your phone's
all messed up. All right, Let's see if we can
(05:12):
get him back there. All right, let me recap bad
Larry won one unit last week, he's minus one, Dylan's
minus four. You lost four units, and Shay you lost six. No, no, no,
Shay actually broke even. Last week. Ray made a mistake.
Shae is at six units bingo.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I corrected it for you.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Okay, Yeah, thank you. I mean I'm just looking at
he gives me the notes. I get it hard to
find good help. Yeah. But he's known as Big Day.
Ray is Big Ray, but not today. June's his favorite month.
We know because he's screwed up. Did he during the
show oh dude, I was in fucking meetings that they
would not look at. Yeah, it was, it was. It
was very small, but it was be fucked up. Yeah,
(06:00):
because I'll do a commercial read and before the show
there's a couple of them that all tape, so I'm
not just constantly getting out of you know, doing fifteen
minutes and then do a live read and I usually
mark them by saying eleven thirty nine. That's when we
take a break, and then we'll run that commercial. So
you hear me on the radio saying eleven thirty nine
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and then I go into the commercial. Derka, shut up.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Shit, I've done that job for three years and that's
the first time it's happened.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Ali Bobby Jaha. That is bad. I know, man, it's
bad radio. If I would have heard that, I would
have been texting like a motherfucker. Uh. The Diego Pabilla Award,
Shay and Dylan right now are tied with one apiece. Right,
I'm not getting it this week now? No, all right now,
Dylan is Yes, Dylan lost four units, so give him
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the Diego miracle. He only lost four to be fair.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Why is that a miracle?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Because the bets you've give him, give him the.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
The NFL's the NFL's fault.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Let me see bad beats. Buffalo wins by one given
one of the dude, that was dirty. They fucking didn't
and the Cowboys over that was a bad beat too,
because God stopped that game.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
He did actually for forty one at the half, and
that was seven forty one and.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
A half and I didn't hit forty seven and a half.
Fuck you.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I live bet the under at like fifty six and
a half, I think. And then Jalen Hurts immediately scores,
and then it's I'm like, all right, well that thing's
shot too, and then lightning delay.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Unbelievable, dude, and once again, Higher power just put me
in my place. Well, I'm I'm watching the game with you.
I remember we we realized that you said God stopped this. Yeah,
it was depressing, Yeah, but it was fun. I had
a good time. We should do it again. Yeah, I
think we're trying to do another. Maybe a Sunday night game. Okay,
maybe uh, maybe Fritzi will be there for a Bronco
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game or something. Yeah, if Fritzy's there, then you can't
like say your fritzyism because he's going to take it over.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
No. Danny dropped a couple of Fritzies on the Danny
Cast for sure. Really, Oh yeah, you don't remember that?
Am I crazy? Nah?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
She's right, yeh.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
There were a couple of them where I was like, yeah,
dropped some Fritzies. I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
It's well, if you do it enough, you like absorbed
the tech exactly.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
It's it's osmosis, whatever the call it. It's like if
you're down south and you just come up with a
southern accent.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
It's like I started saying bro, like ironically, and then
I just realized I was just saying it as part
of I got.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
To stop my kids from saying that ship bro bruh, bruh.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
That's a younger. Yeah, that's where the kids.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
The kids like to brw you and I'm nine year
old saying bruh, And I'm like, stop everything right now. Yeah,
did you reconnect with bad Larry didn't even try Larry
you back.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I never left.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I can hear you, I know, but you were moving
around and it sounded like you were underwater.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I haven't moved at all. I heard you said I
won one unit. I went six and three last week.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh oh, here we go, I was four and out.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
I was four and out to start. Won both my
college those two college games. What games did I lose?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
You lost the Jets, Steelers under, the Giants didn't cover,
the Lions, Packers didn't get the over, and then the
Bills didn't win by more than one and a half.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
The Bills were pick them.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no one and a half? Yeah,
one and a half.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Were they getting one and a half?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
They were in giving one and a half.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
It was a pick. And when we did it was
a pick.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
And when we did smell it was done.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
No, it was getting one and a half.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
No, I got one and a half, where we both
got one and a half.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
If anything had shifted by game time to one and
a half Raven's favorite. But at the time of the podcast,
those Bills minus one and a half. So that's just
when I sent it, I know it was a pick.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
And when I don't care, okay, so you're.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You do care, you do care because you're arguing this.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Well, I went six and I went six and three,
and I just heard you guys said I got I
won one units. I couldn't figure out how that would happen.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
You lost the Jets, Steelers, you lost the Giants, Commanders,
the three Jets I agree with, and you lost the
Lions Packers, and you lost the Bills.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
That's five and four getting one and a half.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
It was a pick and when he did a show,
I thought we were getting one and a half.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It was not a pick them I got. I had
the same bet with you, Larry, and we had one
and I had one and a half, flat out, and
I got a loss. Larry. Really, you got five right
and you got four wrong, So that means you won
one unit.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I had me in six and three. But that's fine.
Now you're explained it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Well, no, you said six and three because you were
taking the ball to or Buffalo win exactly right. Yeah,
so it's you went five and four, not six and three.
The five and four.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Okay. Did anyone bet the game?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Durn't?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
I mean we put it in on Wednesday again last
week and I bet it and I won it. Why
wouldn't you think I want it on a show?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Well, because the why and when we do the show
is one and a half. I got one and a
half where we bet what the line is when we're
on the show, right, and.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I sent it in as a pick and you said
one and a half, and then when I bet it live,
and when I bet it a couple of days later,
I was getting one and a half. So why wouldn't
I think I was getting one and a half on
the show all.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Because on the show did you get one and a half?
Did you have to give one and a half?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I don't remember another Jesus, I'm not shaved. Look, I'm
not share saying this was a mortgage bet. Give me
five units, I'll take I'll take the one.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Why the fuck am I catching strays over here? What
the fuck did I do?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Larry?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Last week? Last week you said you had a mortgage
bet you wanted five units for it? Larry, you can
say anything because I didn't want to, Larry.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Be honest, Europe. Are you cranky because there's no wah
wah there no, no.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
No, I'm not cranky at all. Glad that why I'm
I only won one?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
You Okay, fine, my boy, Larry boy's back home.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Got me a six and three, so we're good.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Larry. There's a discrepancy every single week with you. Every
single week, there's a discrepancy.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Dan, just keep giving up the die. I got no problem.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Okay, Dylan went to the Eagles gamer.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I did, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I didn't ask him to go to the Eagles game.
He paid for him to, just decided to go down.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
It cost it costs Dan nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, well it cost me because you weren't on the
show Meet Friday.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
That's true. I did want to call in though, and
I was basically told him.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Well, I said, if you had anything to say. I
had so much to say, and nobody said you had
anything to say. I think Reg's or maybe it's Mary. Hey,
do you want Dylan to call in? I go if
he's got something to say. And then that was it.
That's all I heard.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Damn me.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Well I moved some product then whoa, oh yeah not
that product.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
By the way. A year ago today, Shaye revealed his
identity on the on the show that was today. A
year ago and my fear has been realized. What I've
been recognized a few times, well, never doing any dirt,
but it has been recognized. Yeah, because they'll come out
of the woodwork. You know you're gonna have You're gonna
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have some Hunter Biden people coming that would be you
know what, I haven't gotten that benefit yet. Like I remember,
like if they showed up and they were like, hey man,
I got some drugs, that would be really hard for
me to say. Now too, if somebody has drugs, If
somebody's like, hey, you're Shane Irving, let's get high, who
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says now? I mean that's tough if the what if
Dylan said that, no a stranger. If a stranger was like,
hey man, I got some drugs. You're Shane Irving, let's
get fucked up.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
You're more likely to get high with the stranger, yeah,
than with your best friend.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
That's like me, like I don't shoot at the house.
I shit in public restrooms. That's the same constant my
preference or just necessity. You're raither ship in a public
toilet in your house every time. That is, you don't
ship where you eat.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I'm no stranger to the public restroom.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I'm a big fan of grabbing the key, going outside,
dropping a deuce.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Gas station, that's all fucked up.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I have several gas stations all my way to work
and back and here that are great shipters. There's one
right up the road. There's a great shipter right up
the road. That gas station literally is a block from here.
The wheels fantastic.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, it's great, it's a nice gas station.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Wait do you go wrong on the toilet seat?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
What do I mean?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Raw?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Do I put a fucking what am I?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Do?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
You wipe it off if there's piss all over it?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Oh? Yeah, I go, I wipe it off. I always
wipe it off.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
You lick it off.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I drop deuces in public restrooms. That's my preferred method.
If I shooed at the house, it's like a monumental thing.
Have you gone outside in the backyard in my backyard,
Absolutely not, No way. I've shipped outside for sure.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
And then you go and you know, like something's wrong
with the dog.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't understand the shooting of the house. I don't
get it.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
That is insane.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
We would rather play a home game.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I'd rather shoot on the road. Dude, it's dookie. I
don't want to shoot at my house. It's weird. I
eat everybody else ships at the house, exactly. One more turd.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
If you're eating at a restaurant, in the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I hate when I a nice restaurant and I walk in,
take I love somebody it I usually ship before I
eat at a restaurant. That's usually my go to.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I'm good for does it for you now? And then
Tim big fan.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
By the way, Uh Dylan is putting the Dolphins on
his donut bet list.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yes, squarely, but there's a bit of a predicament, Dan,
because they are playing the Patriots. I almost immediately removed
them from the list, but I'm staying true.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
For anything I need to recap. We already recapped Larry
much to his sugar grin grin. Uh, Dylan, you got
anything to recount.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Jalen Carter blew up that parlay. I know immediately that
was actually funny because I definitely like being at the game.
You found out later than probably the people on TV
what had happened, because you're.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Just like, yeah, you called you FaceTime and you said
they didn't show any of the spitting.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
No you could. I know, Yeah, it's just like word
of mouth. So that was toast. Obviously, Dolphins suck the
under in the Ravens Bills game, justin Herbert to be
Week one passing leader. He had the third most passing yards.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
He had the best game. I think a great game
and he's dating Madison Beer.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I mean, I don't understand, Like, you go to Brazil
and you're justin Herbert and you have a girlfriend in
the States, Like, do you? I mean, how does that work?
Because the Brazilian women that I've met, Oh, Mercy, Mercy,
I don't understand how you don't just change your life
right there? He strikes me as very loyal, home buddy
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kind of guy. Yeah, I don't get it. I don't
get it exactly. You don't get it Brazilian.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
So I mean, oh, I know, yeah, I don't think
anyone's gonna argue.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
That they literally, they literally modeled plastic surgery.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
After that, they named the butt lift.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Can you know, Dark and Dirk, I know, I might
not be on the plane in a Brazilian Yeah, after Brazilian.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Isn't that the BBL? Like the most dangerous surgery?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah? Apparently it reeks after all? Yeah, all right, let's see.
So how did they name it Brazilian and not like
the black buttler that's sucked up valor?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, I mean it could that BBL works for both.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Once again, Sorry Marvin, how about.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Not ob sorry not after last week? I'm all good
bad Larry. No, we're not We're not bringing that at all. Okay,
that bets this week, Shay. Let's do college football.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Let's do it all right, all right, Danny, I have
a couple of healthy ones. I got again my bomb
droppers once again, uh laying four and a half. It
was three when I hit it, but I'll still take
four and a half against the Brigham Young Aggies. I
got the uh Dodge Challengers laning three and a half
against Tennessee. I got Jerry Jones and Jimmy and Marvin's
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favorites over sixty one and a half. And then I
got uh Tamu plus six and a half. Now that sucks.
What was it seven when I hit it against the
Papists as Notre Dame. Yeah, I'll still hit it at
plus six and a half becase I'm a weirdo. And
then I have the last place anybody ever wants to
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be forever and ever under fifty three and a half.
That's a Columbus against the Bear Cuts. What if you
met a Brazilian and she was from Columbus, I can
forgive a lot, bad Larry. I'm sure that your lines
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will be different.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Than Well, there's two lines. I didn't have my book.
I don't even have them yet. I want Maryland over
towsand Ray, you're the only guy on this show I trust,
So what do you giving me?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Maryland Towsand I couldn't even find that line.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
I'll keep looking, but I couldn't find that line.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
In another line?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
You had you hear that holy Cross either, Yeah, I
couldn't find it. I'm looking at now.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
All right, Well, I want I want Maryland over towsand
I want Wisconsin given to twenty one to Alabama. I
mean getting twenty one from Alabama. I want you Ri
over holy Cross, and I definitely want Notre Dame minus
and six and a half against Texas A and M
and Ray, I'll trust you. Whatever lines you get, I'll
live with them. Next week I.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Will, okay, in that session, I will take whatever the
line is, ball State against New Hampshire, whatever it is,
ball State, Okay, okay, Dyl.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah, Also, Larry, don't forget you got to get a
spray tan.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah, when you get what.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
I'm either here or I just got here today. I
just Land.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
But we can't see you.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
We can't see you that the spray and nobody knows
you there.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
That doesn't have.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Any effect on me at all. I got to get
a spray tan. I'm not looking forward to it. I
might wait till we come back to Connecticut. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yes, we want you embarrassed, Damn.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
I don't get embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You should, you should, but you don't. Okay, all right, Dylan,
all right.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I also got Wisconsin plus the twenty one against Alabama.
Like that a little less now, but I'm going to
sprinkle Wisconsin moneyline plus.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Who sprinkle is what one unit half half of you?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
That's a sprinkle? I didn't know that as of right now.
No mortgage, Yeah, we learned that one. We're learning stuff
all the time. Then Tennessee plus three and afrighanst. Georgia
Tennessee's look pretty good. And George at home. Dude, I know,
but that three and a half.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's a weird line. It's weird, stinky line.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
It is uh s m U Missouri state over sixty
one and a half. S m U is my new
altar world. Iowa two and oh the over. Actually, Iowa's
unders are two and oh this year, I hopped off
at the wrong time forgetting crushed all last year and
then my guy Diego Pavia plus four and a half.
(21:27):
I've got some moxie.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Moxie particular fortitude. You know, there is a drink that
you can get in Maine. It's called Moxie.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Oh, I've seen that. It's like a mister pib for pepper.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
It's not good, but you can get it called what
is it modeled after? Like a coke or I think
a doctor pepper? Oh? Maybe, yeah, some sort of cultural appropriation.
All right, let's go back to uh shay nfl dirka
derka dirka. Uh yeah, Danny, I got the true Heritage
Americans plus three and a half against Michael Parsons. I
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got Lions laying five and it's five and a half. Now. Oh,
I got a bad number against the fingernails, And then
I got the Dolphins laying one and a half against
the Pats. Did you see where Caleb Williams and Angel
Reese get their nails done at the same place and
shut the fuck? Yeah? I did see that same place
in Chicago. He doesn't just paint them himself, no, no, no,
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professionally done. Yeah they are. I'm pretty happy about betting
against them though. All right, bad Larry, You got NFL, Yes,
I do.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Dan Packers minus three against Washington three and a half,
three and a half, of course, Dolphins minus one and
a half against the Pats, Ravens minus eleven against the Browns,
Saints plus four and a half against the forty nine Ers.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Eagles and the Eagles minus one against the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Like that too. Imagine if Patrick Mahomes starts out over
and be great, fucking awesome. Why what do you mean?
I love Kings dying, I love revolutions. I'm a big fan.
I'm I'm a man of the people, Danny. Yeah, but
the Eagles are the Super Bowl champs. Yeah, but Patrick
Mahomes has been God on a fucking pedestal the last
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five years in the NFL. What you got a problem
with that? Yeah? I don't like seeing dynasties at all,
unless you're the Cowboys. I think you said you were
not only the Cowboys. Tom Brady's like decade run was
the worst time in my life.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
That did suck.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I hated it. It sucks his Boston's horns sit in general,
and then he got new teeth. He I don't want
to say anymore because I'll get canceled. No, you have
to say allegedly allegedly he got new teeth and allegedly
he left his pregnant wife for a model that also
left him allegedly for an MMA coach haha, while she
was pregnant, allegedly allegedly Right, yeah, he Karma is a motherfucker.
(23:58):
I don't believe in it, but I do believe God's judgment.
Get you left your movie star wife while she was
pregnant allegedly. Wait, Bridgie Mohan was a movie star morning.
How do we know her name? But you know she's
a night Irish girl. No, she was on the TV
(24:18):
from being from Tom Brady. Yeah, yeah, before that. I
don't think it was too young. It doesn't matter what
was she in anything. No, she was in the Actually,
she was in a biopic. It was called fucking abandoned.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
That was what it was called.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
There was an autobiot not not.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
The official title. Okay, abandoned was the official title uncensored one.
It was called fucking abandoned by a douche. Bridget Monaghan
was on Blue Bloods. Great actress, fantastic artist by the way,
beautiful smoke show. You know what I'd take her over too,
(24:55):
me too. You know this is gonna be weird, me
saying out loud. Giselle might look a little too Rian.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Bunchin.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I think like as far as from Brazilla goes from,
we got their nineteen forty two.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
They went on vacation. They loved it.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
It's pretty ballsy not to change your last name, though, Like,
if you're fleeing from state up wark run, that's ball
Do you think she'll never catch me here?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Do you think she's willingly done? Ancestry dot com.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Twenty three and you a little lighter than the rest
of a fanily uh? Dylan NFL?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
All right, Dan, we talked about this, yes, allegedly all that. Yeah,
we just throw alleged. You need to it's satire, Yes,
it is sad, tire, sad, sad and tire. We talked
about this on the show yesterday, Dan, and I've been
talking myself into it. There's lions to end in a tie.
(26:00):
Oh my god, plus forty five hundred. Both these teams
are good for a tie every year. I don't know
it spoke to me. I got the Bengals minus three
and a half against the Jaguarars Rams Titans under forty
one and a half m and then this one scares me.
Broncos minus two and a half against.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
The Colt No way, Danny Dimes, Baby.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
I know the Broncos did not look fantastic last week,
but that's a two and a half. It's Danny times
will mess up.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I don't know New City knew him. He could probably
walk to the bookstore without getting recognized, Like New York
was a whole fucking name, not for him.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, And then I've got a parlay.
Dan got a new theory I'm working on about tight
ends in primetime. So I got Tucker Craft anytime TD,
Hockinson anytime TD, and brock Bowers anytime TD. The latter
two did not have their odds up yet, so I
don't know what that'll pay out, but it'll be pretty good.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Okay, Larry, are you allowed to drink outside over there?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
So this is great, Dan, I just went to the bar.
Now we're sitting a table in the back. I just
went to the bar and the way just poured me
another drink. And as I'm walking back out to the
door to talk to you guys, I see my wife
ordering me a drink. So I got another one at
the table.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Here.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
She knows I'm out here working my ass off, but
she doesn't know I'm speaking the bar and getting my
own beers. Man, Daves, I got my own. Thank you, Han, cheers.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Imagine Larry in a foreign country.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
It's gonna be fucking awesome. We should have filmed the
entire thing.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Just strapped to go pro to him and let him
Oh my god, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Culturally appropriate. Go bad, Larry. Tell your wife, I said,
heloon and uh, then we'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Well, thanks, guys, good luck, guys.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Get it in Larry. Hey, it's bad Larry from where
staying Sebastian okay, Basque country Okay, best food in the world. Uh,
by the bye. Big fight this weekend on Netflix. Oh
Bud Crawford against Canelo alb Yeah, Dylan Wood Crawford plus
(28:09):
one ninety five to win by points. The decision Hammertown?
Is that anything? Oh You're I'm all over it?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
All right? All right?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
That wait, Hammertown or Mortgage. It's not on the show
because we're not. It's in a football so we're not
doing it. You can still bet it. I'll bet five
units on that. Yeah, yeah, I mean you could still
just for bragging. For bragging, Rice, that will bet fun
is the number on that plus one ninety five to
win by points to decision. I love. I'm a huge
Bud Crawford, Homer. This is my fault. I don't care.
I'm betting it. He's going up in wait class big time,
(28:37):
going up to one sixty eight. Started his career at
like one thirty fucking seven or some shit, but he
walks around at like one point eighty. Yeah, So it's
not The question is can't he take a punch from Canelo?
That's the real question. But I don't think Canelo is
going to land a firm one on him because but
it's a fucking sneaky motherfucker. Is Canelo undefeated?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
No, he lost to Bevall, he lost to Ford, He
lost to a couple of people. Bud undefeated. Okay, right North,
I'm bitch, Dylan, You doing anything on this?
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Yeah, I'll I'll throw you in it. On that plus
one ninety five.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Let's get weird Okay, Squad Ride Squad Shaye and Irving
podcast available wherever you get your podcast tonight, My friend,
who are you going with? I don't know I was
gonna ask Dylan, the roommate and I were supposed to
do a pod. Yeah what there was gonna be revealed,
But we've been She's been mad at me for years,
but most recently for the last week, she's been pretty
(29:28):
upset with me. What Apparently I'm not emotionally supportive, correct
or honest or honest, loving or vulnerable. Yeah, okay, yeah,
yeah about it. I don't want to do a pod
with her. She's gonna kill me.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
So I've been like, there a time where you would
do it. When she doesn't, just like unload on you.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Our anniversary is coming up.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
You get a nod off at the French restaurant.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
No, I'm not gonna drink parks and tequila. Okay, but
she's she sounds surprised that you're all of these things.
That's what I said. That's exactly what I said. I
was like, I didn't like falsely advertise when I knew
ye in a argument, but you're not. Why do you
What are you lying about? Since you don't drink your
drug anymore? Apparently I sleep too. You know, this is
(30:19):
the problem with women Like I go out and I
hunt and gather all day I'm fucking worky work all
day and then I come home and heaven forbid, daddy
wants to take like a five minute nap on the couch.
Not only is the roommate say some shit, all three
of my daughters are like, why the fuck are you napping?
And I'm like, what, you're fucking eight? Leave me alone?
I feel like it. They get mad. Women have an
aversion to men relaxing period. Why are you napping on
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the couch and not upstairs? Because it's a couch that
I paid for and it's really fucking nice. Well, you
paid for the bed too, that's fair, but it's all
the way upstairs.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Wouldn't you be more when you get left alone? A
little more upstairs? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
But okay, if I laid down in the bed at
like six thirty, they would fucking have a condition. And
you're getting good getting destroyed. But then why don't when
you go take a dump, then fall asleep in your
car when you go to the games or Yeah, but
I'm just saying the problem is I have a fucking Tesla,
a robot car. So the roommate has the app and
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she can be like, why are you at the gas
station for half an hour and she's done that. I'm like,
I don't know. I'm just trying to find peace. Why
are you letting her track you? I don't have a choice.
The only reason the court she can get into the
goddamn car is through the app, so she knows where
I am at all times. That's why I let people
borrow the Tesla every day. Every day at the office,
I'm like, here you go, take this, motherfuckern't care. I'll
take your Chevy Malibu. See you later.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
I take it saying like I was taking a four
hour ship at the gas station. Doesn't pass the sniff.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
No, No, She's like, who do you know at the
gas station? What's her name? Jesus, there's nobody who wants you,
That's what I told her. Who And they're right exactly
would engage with me in like an affair.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Post gas station ship at the roll out of the bathroom, Like,
that's my man.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah, there you the kids, Prince Charming, he's out there
sleeping in his sober just sleep in his car. That's
so much worse. Yeah, like, at least be a little
bit liquored up, tuned up, dude.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, I pulled up. I did the responsible thing and
pulled over and slept.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
You're just yeah, right, that's the pass out on the
merit and just dead sober. The cops are like, are
you fucking what? Fucking weirdo? Bet the house? But I
thought with the soccer board, you'd be impressing your wife.
The soccer board is, Danny. We're deep in controversy already.
Is this because you don't want everybody to play their
kids the entire game? I mean there's that, but no,
(32:38):
we're doing We're in the process of getting a new
vendor to run the town soccer thing, and so we're introduced,
you know, RFPs. We're getting bids from all these other people.
And I asked the executive board, which is above my board,
so how does it work with new vendors, like do
you know them? Or how does that work? If I
got vendors, should I talk to you? They were like, no, no,
(32:59):
we've got the So what do you what do you mean, Like,
what can I introduce you?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
No, no, we've got the vendors. So the bids are
coming in and nobody's allowed to see him except the
accept the executive board. So we have no idea how
much they're charging what they're charging when, Yeah, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly,
And I think a couple of them listening to this podcast,
and I just want to say, Steve watching you if
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you think you're gonna get away with this motherfucker allegedly allegedly, Steve, Yes,
I'm watching. Uh. Have a great weekend and we'll talk
to you next week for Shay and Irving Bad Larry
somewhere in Spain Basque Country, Basque Bosque, b I s
q u E Country, Uh, Dylan a big day, Ray
(33:53):
and Marvin who has to put up with all this nonsense.
We'll talk to you next week on Dan Patrick Takes
a Gamble.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Continued true