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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Died at the Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan
to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
All right, So Bad Larry won one unit, Dylan lost
three and a half and Shay, uh, you know nothing.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
NFL tales oldest time just cornhole of me.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Okay, let me see recapping you actually bet on the
lines and bears the time I did.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Dan did not die almost There was there was a
moment at the beginning of the second quarter where I
was like this looks promising. Yeah, and then you know
it all.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Went up and then you had was constant upsetting Alabama. Yeah,
that was one pre game I was like, I should just.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Fucking dump the bag on Alabama because I don't know
anyone that took them.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh the Diego does that go to theo vaugh because
he's gonna date Diego or take Diego Pavia's mama.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah he is apparently that are on the line.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
But I think Diego is supposed to get introduced to
some McCray McCrae, the singer singer.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, okay, I would say he would win Diego's mom.
She's got an audience.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So I'll tell you that Tate McCray has an audience too.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Down a couple of nights with Canadian bacon. It's a lie.
They don't believe in America or capitalism.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Oh yeah, they're great people in Canada.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Okay, all right, Well, hopefully we don't have any Canadian
listeners because I mean I put O high above Canada.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
What morn.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Sorry, So my son we went to Ohio maybe in October,
and he hated it now primarily because of the ride
we drove. For some odd reason, because I succme to
family pressure. We drove the big r V from Connecticut
to Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Well that sounds terrible.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
It was terrible, and he was like, why aren't we flying?
I was like, man, first of all, you look hold
down that he didn't get to fly? Or does he
hate Ohio? And the worst piece of pizza he said
he's ever had was in downtown Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
He hated it. Well, they're not known for their.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Pizza or electricity they have, and he hated the hotel. Also, okay,
so good from the mouth of Babes, that's what the
Good Book says.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
You don't know anything about the good. But I slept
in church many a Sunday. Wow, at least you've got there.
I was in church a lot. Now I'm talking about me.
You didn't go to masks growing up?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I went every day. Wow, that's why I don't go
any better. Yes, Dan, you went every day every morning.
I had to go to church and I had to
be dressed up. I had no idea why I'm going
to church.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Every day every day in school. Every day at school
you did more to mess every morning.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
But it was like the full leg you to wear
church stuff and gotta sit there for the whole Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, that's crazy. Well you were Yeah, you were in school. Yeah,
you have a choice.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, and it was just the students who went in there.
How many years of that, I don't know, maybe four years,
five years, There's plenty you would say, yeah, I've gone
to church.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
You know, because when my kids are saying, you're not
going to church.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
I go.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Do you realize how many times I've been to church? Yes,
that's fair.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I don't actually go to church anymore either, to be fair, Oh,
there's no church in the all Holy First Office, says
the Bible. You don't have to go to church. It
says that.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
And why does anyone go? I don't know time.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
No, No, because when two or three more saints get together,
there's no power in my name. Yeah, there's that. So
I still, you know, talk to people trusts. I would
go to church three days a week. It was three
days a week.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Ross.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Is there a number of the hit to like guarantee
you're going to heaven like in your life?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Nobody, nobody, there's nobody I'm asking. I'm asking.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
No.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
It does not even say you have to go to church.
You go to heaven. Yeah, so you're not what's going
to heaven?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I know that.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
I just want to put a p s A out
there for all the actual people that believe in God.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Danny is joking. This is all a ploy.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
If you like heaven, no heaven, But look around. You
know what the Catholics did to the Bible. They added
their own chapters. A couple of times. So that's not great.
Bible says, don't do that.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
So don't add or take away from this book, or
I'm gonna get all kinds of bad ship on your head. Okay,
But why is they're a new Testament? Well, they needed
a they needed a sequel. Why the greatest book ever
needs a sequel? Why they make Godfather too?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Danny? What do you mean they may got Father three? Yeah,
Well there's not a third Testament. There's a reason.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Well, you just said the Catholics added a chapter or two.
They added a bunch of stuff. Okay, and so did
the Mormons going to dig into that camps?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Danny does. We can't talk about about them. I'll get
in trouble right.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
A lot of Utah talk on this pod about today, though,
what are you talking about it?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I'm betting on Utah. I'm betting the Texas Tech at Utah.
I at Utah State last week. Well, you're the one
talking about Utah State Utah. You've been out there to
see their parks I have. Actually, yes, it's kind of
crazy what they have.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Under management of the state. It's wild what they have.
They got beautiful, beautiful God Yeah, nice people.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Still one of my favorite names for a bar is
in Salt Lake City, the Mormon Tavern Knackle shut. Yeah,
no I went there or something. I went to the
Mormon tavern Knackle. That would have gotten me in the
door too, and I I said, I got to go
in there and have a beer and get a T
(06:24):
shirt ideally to Wasn't it a three two beer? Or
was it full boar? I have no idea they stopped.
They now just gonna rink the beer. I don't sit
there and go is it an I p A is
the one just given me a draft beer?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Blogger, good to go the three beer though.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
You can taste the difference. Actually, like they in Colorado,
they just tell myself three two.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
In Ohio we had here we go. The state owns.
They're doing one thing right if they own all the
liquor stores. Smart yeah yeah, Big Dave rey is, did
you find the Mormon Mormon tavern Knackle?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I think it's closed.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
They shut him down. Probably bought it out from under him. Yeah,
geving me a great merch ball.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Now anything to recapt with you, guys, No once again,
college irock NFL suck. Yeah that it's he legit, O man.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Anybody have a problem with Tom Brady in the boot.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
I have a huge problem with it because it's corruptions.
It's a conflict matus dot com. It's like the staring
clearing point of it. The fact that he can sit
in the owner's booth and talk to the offensive schemer
several times a week and then go into stadiums and.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Say, who you, how's your game PLU this week? Why
would any team share anything with them?
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah, it's wild. That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
If you sit down with the Bears and then the
Bears play the Raiders, I'm gonna say, Tom, I can't
share anything with you.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Like, how's the NFL okay with this image?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Because they want him, they want him attached to their
product and his flag football thing with Arabia. How come
he's not getting killed for that? Like the live golfers
got murders the wrong word. Yes, it considering, but he
got smoked for that. But Tom Brady does it beaking
in Saudi Arabia. The fucking Bud and Alvarez fight.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Oh, it was everything was Read season, like the entire
sponsorship thing like was Riot season.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
There's just Cheeks sitting there ringside with like Dana White.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Well, they put up all the money right her Canelo
got like one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
But he's got a team, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Which is crazy that it's like you can just get
smoked and guaranteed to make ten x what you're.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
About in side.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
And that was my five univet Danny Hope, American follower.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I thought it was okay, shay, that brings us to
this week. Okay, recap, recap, fab Larry all right. I
got the running Gun in plus three versus Utah.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Not even gonna say anything smart about that.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I thought you were taking Utah. No texta Tech plus
three at Utah.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
And then I got the Cocaine Trust Fund and TCU
over sixty four and a half. And then I got
Auburn plus seven versus the meth labs, and then Holy
Cross Yale under fifty and a half. Hit that like,
I'm not gonna hit it with a mortgage. We have
to hit it like a Northern rice lane three gas.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
What's a Northern is that Northern pike? You should know
this being remain, I caught a Northern pike. They're fun,
They're terrible fish. I hate get them on the slimy.
They got all these tea cut your hand up. Yeah,
so one unit. I just really like it. I just
really like it. Oh you can't come out like that
and they give one YouTube. I'll add it up, all right.
(09:47):
So Holy Cross, Yale under fifty and a half.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yeah, time football.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
So John Mattier, if he wins the Heisman, he'll earn it. Yeah,
ship because he has so he's got a Texas, Auburn, Ole,
miss Tennessee, Alabama, Missouri, LSU.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Better at Arch. Well, there's a few quarterbacks better than
or I can't believe this shit. This is that tonight.
We'll come back to your NFL Okay, Dylan College Pickson. Yeah, alrighty.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
I got Iowa minus two and a half against the Rutgers,
and I love that one. Smutcu Over sixty four and
a half. Smover did not hit last week failed me
for the first time this season.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
But this is the game to go ninety pounds.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
I'm also taking a Notre Dame minus twenty four and
a half against Perdue. They smacked Purdue last year. I
know that doesn't mean anything, but that was also I
believe the game coming off of the Northern Northern Illinois loss. Yeah,
can I have a rebound this week as well. And
then I got air Force plus ten against Boise State,
Bois States at air Force. Air Force is scrappy, green Field,
(11:01):
Boise States fucked. And I got four and half plus
seven and a half.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Against Miami.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
And a half damn seven And DJ Lagway looks like
a stud.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
DJ Lagway, what a name? DJ? Throw it away? Please
throw it away? Uh.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
By the way, the roommate got upset about the Brazilian
but left.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
It's not just the roommates, it's the tennis moms, the
wine moms. They you know, I've talked about the posse.
I talked about how appreciative I am of different cultures,
and that's nice. Brazil was mentioned, so I said, I
appreciate that one too.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
That she was you know, took took note of it.
She took umberage, she took some umbriage.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Yeah, Danny, wow, I do think she might not fit
the mold of a Brazilian butler.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
First, Well, not many people do, no, thankfully. Yeah. No,
she gave me some ship for that, because the moms
gave her ship. Yeah Brazilian.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Yeah, thanks a lot, drunks. You know, they're all jacked
up on SSR eyes and and Pino. No war, that's
all they are. They're in the They're in the pickup
line half hammer. It's bullshit, and you do it and
you didn't.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Fucking right. I go to rehab. I do it for
a psych war to get my men adjusted. But they do.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
They get drunk and play tennis and terror fucking lake event.
I'm you know their phone. How about the NFL. You
want to do your NFL the corruption? Yeah, sure fine.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Rodri Goodell, by the way, has led the shadiest reign
of the NFL.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Ever, that's Santale, son of a politician.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
I got the fight in Hyahuasca's versus the Patriots under
forty five, I got. I got the Titans. You don't
believe in Mike cold Son, No, I mean I do,
But I think that Hook's gonna hurt him on the road.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I like it.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Titans plus three and a half against the Phoenix himself,
Danny Jones.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I think, Dallas, this is gonna hurt me. They're a
pick them. They're a pick them I was supposed to do. Danny,
you gotta pick them.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I gotta pick them. Yeah. Against Caleb Williams.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Oh, that totals fifty and a half though defense is
going to be optional. That secondary is so bad, but
a pick them. I gotta do it. They're trapping me,
but I do it. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
You do yoga. That was like a yoga breath right there.
Yeah no, that's labor. That's a graft her.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Labor.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Did you do Lamon's be all right? What do you
mean the first class? Yeah no, Danny, absolutely not.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
You know what I would have helped me is lifting
wakes prior to because they had me, they had me
lifting the roommate's leg up.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I was like a fucking nurse at Northwestern in Chicago.
I asked for like union pack pay and benefit because
they were like, just grab her like she's got a bush.
I was like, what the fuck? No, I was like,
where's the nurse? Like hire somebody. It was awful, like traumatic,
did they look like this guy's delivered a kid before
I get him up my back? Right after I had
delayed out, I was like, I need I need a second,
(14:06):
get them get the doctor in here. I nearly passed
out when my first job was born now because I
was breathing. I was trying to help with the breathing
and I hyperventilated.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
How you got yourself?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Go? Yeah, And then they go, can we get a
nurse in here, bring some orech juice, and we need
a chair, and they you know, my wife just gave birth.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
And then I'm the one that has to sit down
and get it.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I'm like, I don't know if I could go through
that again. Right.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
That epidural helped me though. Oh man, at least you
give both people up a duals. No, Well, equality, That's
what I'm worried about. Just get me the only progressive
on this podcast. Somebody's got to speak up for the downtrodden.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Or just the code to the deluded locker? Oh deluded?
What a lovely effet.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Uh yeah, I felt well. A second birth. The roommate
gave birth a second time for water broke. It wasn't
like a scheduled thing.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
That was awful.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
I hated that she was screaming and yelling. I was
driving in the car. She was so upset. It was
It was not do not recommend zero out a tenth
and the third scheduled. That was fine. I mean for me,
no big deal. But she had a young doctor. It
was not fready. It was it was during COVID. It
was right before Christmas. Anything else needs to be mentioned.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
So Shane Irving wherever you get your podcast and feels
like it's Shay and Dylan in Irving.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
The voice of reason from time to time? Are you
the Yin or the yang? I feel like Yin. I'm
gonna guess en. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
I don't listen to heavy Ship. He's a communist, I'm
not so it work better.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
I don't think he's a comedy. He's pretty close.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Shane's parometer for being a communist is super low.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Call.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Like I said, Canada true American comedies, Canada comedies. Thank
Fidel Castro's son was a prime minister.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Allegedly. Have you been to Cuba? No? But I want
to go. Yeah, you should go. I don't think they'll
like me. They might be curious about you. You kind
of look like young feetel a little bit. Wow, revolution area.
I know you got to give him some proxy. Do
you put some military greens on, like keep the head? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Always hated around. Yeah, that's like that train conductor.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Had twenty four inch cigar. Yeah. I like that. Yeah,
he did help them.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Very nice people though, That's why I keep hearing very
very nice people. Yes, I would probably go maybe where
Hemingway used to stay in, any hotel that.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
He used to stay.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
It's actually it's it's a sick five fishing destination out
because relative to the Caribbean, in that area, it is
like the least.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Fish sure part of you know, did you go to
the beach?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
We went out to the beach. How was it beautiful? Yeah? Quiet?
I want to go and yeah, I would go back.
It was really an interesting place.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
No casinos, no, not that I'm aware of. But I'm
not a gambler, right, Yeah, there might be. We could
find some cock fights, that's for sure. Yes we could.
But I did open trip trip. What's the vetting process?
Because you have to go through a little bit of
a procedure to get to go, right, It's not I
can just buy a ticket to a van. Now I
(17:28):
got to a visa. Yeah. Yeah, but getting in getting
out was very easy.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
It was a pleasant experience, in enlightening experience. It was good,
enjoy but wonderful people. And then you realize that those
people never get out. Yeah, even if they want to
get out, they can't get out.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Baseball, yeah about it. And then you get to Miami
and then from there Miami.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, when they do those you know, cultural exchanges where
they bring a base whole team.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
And you know, yeah, they're losing. They're losing. Yes, we'd
all the pro scapts are here. That's weird.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
How about we take we take a twenty and we're
done with this. I think I think we've done, you know,
Big de Ray the producer is shaking his head like
he thinks that we've covered enough bad Larry is probably
still drinking, and Marvin is here and ready to close
up shop. Dylan's here. Shane Irving yours truly, thanks for
joining us on the podcast, and good luck this weekend
(18:30):
and we'll talk to you next week
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Died at the Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan
to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
All right, So Bad Larry won one unit, Dylan lost
three and a half and Shay, uh, you know nothing.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
NFL tales oldest time just cornhole of me.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Okay, let me see recapping you actually bet on the
lines and bears the time I did.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Dan did not die almost There was there was a
moment at the beginning of the second quarter where I
was like this looks promising. Yeah, and then you know
it all.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Went up and then you had was constant upsetting Alabama. Yeah,
that was one pre game I was like, I should just.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Fucking dump the bag on Alabama because I don't know
anyone that took them.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh the Diego does that go to theo vaugh because
he's gonna date Diego or take Diego Pavia's mama.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah he is apparently that are on the line.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
But I think Diego is supposed to get introduced to
some McCray McCrae, the singer singer.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, okay, I would say he would win Diego's mom.
She's got an audience.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So I'll tell you that Tate McCray has an audience too.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Down a couple of nights with Canadian bacon. It's a lie.
They don't believe in America or capitalism.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Oh yeah, they're great people in Canada.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Okay, all right, Well, hopefully we don't have any Canadian
listeners because I mean I put O high above Canada.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
What morn.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Sorry, So my son we went to Ohio maybe in October,
and he hated it now primarily because of the ride
we drove. For some odd reason, because I succme to
family pressure. We drove the big r V from Connecticut
to Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Well that sounds terrible.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
It was terrible, and he was like, why aren't we flying?
I was like, man, first of all, you look hold
down that he didn't get to fly? Or does he
hate Ohio? And the worst piece of pizza he said
he's ever had was in downtown Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
He hated it. Well, they're not known for their.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Pizza or electricity they have, and he hated the hotel. Also, okay,
so good from the mouth of Babes, that's what the
Good Book says.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
You don't know anything about the good. But I slept
in church many a Sunday. Wow, at least you've got there.
I was in church a lot. Now I'm talking about me.
You didn't go to masks growing up?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I went every day. Wow, that's why I don't go
any better. Yes, Dan, you went every day every morning.
I had to go to church and I had to
be dressed up. I had no idea why I'm going
to church.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Every day every day in school. Every day at school
you did more to mess every morning.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
But it was like the full leg you to wear
church stuff and gotta sit there for the whole Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, that's crazy. Well you were Yeah, you were in school. Yeah,
you have a choice.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, and it was just the students who went in there.
How many years of that, I don't know, maybe four years,
five years, There's plenty you would say, yeah, I've gone
to church.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
You know, because when my kids are saying, you're not
going to church.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
I go.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Do you realize how many times I've been to church? Yes,
that's fair.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I don't actually go to church anymore either, to be fair, Oh,
there's no church in the all Holy First Office, says
the Bible. You don't have to go to church. It
says that.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
And why does anyone go? I don't know time.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
No, No, because when two or three more saints get together,
there's no power in my name. Yeah, there's that. So
I still, you know, talk to people trusts. I would
go to church three days a week. It was three
days a week.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Ross.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Is there a number of the hit to like guarantee
you're going to heaven like in your life?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Nobody, nobody, there's nobody I'm asking. I'm asking.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
No.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
It does not even say you have to go to church.
You go to heaven. Yeah, so you're not what's going
to heaven?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I know that.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
I just want to put a p s A out
there for all the actual people that believe in God.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Danny is joking. This is all a ploy.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
If you like heaven, no heaven, But look around. You
know what the Catholics did to the Bible. They added
their own chapters. A couple of times. So that's not great.
Bible says, don't do that.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
So don't add or take away from this book, or
I'm gonna get all kinds of bad ship on your head. Okay,
But why is they're a new Testament? Well, they needed
a they needed a sequel. Why the greatest book ever
needs a sequel? Why they make Godfather too?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Danny? What do you mean they may got Father three? Yeah,
Well there's not a third Testament. There's a reason.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Well, you just said the Catholics added a chapter or two.
They added a bunch of stuff. Okay, and so did
the Mormons going to dig into that camps?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Danny does. We can't talk about about them. I'll get
in trouble right.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
A lot of Utah talk on this pod about today, though,
what are you talking about it?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I'm betting on Utah. I'm betting the Texas Tech at Utah.
I at Utah State last week. Well, you're the one
talking about Utah State Utah. You've been out there to
see their parks I have. Actually, yes, it's kind of
crazy what they have.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Under management of the state. It's wild what they have.
They got beautiful, beautiful God Yeah, nice people.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Still one of my favorite names for a bar is
in Salt Lake City, the Mormon Tavern Knackle shut. Yeah,
no I went there or something. I went to the
Mormon tavern Knackle. That would have gotten me in the
door too, and I I said, I got to go
in there and have a beer and get a T
(06:24):
shirt ideally to Wasn't it a three two beer? Or
was it full boar? I have no idea they stopped.
They now just gonna rink the beer. I don't sit
there and go is it an I p A is
the one just given me a draft beer?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Blogger, good to go the three beer though.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
You can taste the difference. Actually, like they in Colorado,
they just tell myself three two.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
In Ohio we had here we go. The state owns.
They're doing one thing right if they own all the
liquor stores. Smart yeah yeah, Big Dave rey is, did
you find the Mormon Mormon tavern Knackle?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I think it's closed.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
They shut him down. Probably bought it out from under him. Yeah,
geving me a great merch ball.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Now anything to recapt with you, guys, No once again,
college irock NFL suck. Yeah that it's he legit, O man.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Anybody have a problem with Tom Brady in the boot.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
I have a huge problem with it because it's corruptions.
It's a conflict matus dot com. It's like the staring
clearing point of it. The fact that he can sit
in the owner's booth and talk to the offensive schemer
several times a week and then go into stadiums and.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Say, who you, how's your game PLU this week? Why
would any team share anything with them?
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah, it's wild. That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
If you sit down with the Bears and then the
Bears play the Raiders, I'm gonna say, Tom, I can't
share anything with you.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Like, how's the NFL okay with this image?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Because they want him, they want him attached to their
product and his flag football thing with Arabia. How come
he's not getting killed for that? Like the live golfers
got murders the wrong word. Yes, it considering, but he
got smoked for that. But Tom Brady does it beaking
in Saudi Arabia. The fucking Bud and Alvarez fight.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Oh, it was everything was Read season, like the entire
sponsorship thing like was Riot season.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
There's just Cheeks sitting there ringside with like Dana White.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Well, they put up all the money right her Canelo
got like one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
But he's got a team, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Which is crazy that it's like you can just get
smoked and guaranteed to make ten x what you're.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
About in side.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
And that was my five univet Danny Hope, American follower.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I thought it was okay, shay, that brings us to
this week. Okay, recap, recap, fab Larry all right. I
got the running Gun in plus three versus Utah.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Not even gonna say anything smart about that.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I thought you were taking Utah. No texta Tech plus
three at Utah.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
And then I got the Cocaine Trust Fund and TCU
over sixty four and a half. And then I got
Auburn plus seven versus the meth labs, and then Holy
Cross Yale under fifty and a half. Hit that like,
I'm not gonna hit it with a mortgage. We have
to hit it like a Northern rice lane three gas.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
What's a Northern is that Northern pike? You should know
this being remain, I caught a Northern pike. They're fun,
They're terrible fish. I hate get them on the slimy.
They got all these tea cut your hand up. Yeah,
so one unit. I just really like it. I just
really like it. Oh you can't come out like that
and they give one YouTube. I'll add it up, all right.
(09:47):
So Holy Cross, Yale under fifty and a half.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yeah, time football.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
So John Mattier, if he wins the Heisman, he'll earn it. Yeah,
ship because he has so he's got a Texas, Auburn, Ole,
miss Tennessee, Alabama, Missouri, LSU.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Better at Arch. Well, there's a few quarterbacks better than
or I can't believe this shit. This is that tonight.
We'll come back to your NFL Okay, Dylan College Pickson. Yeah, alrighty.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
I got Iowa minus two and a half against the Rutgers,
and I love that one. Smutcu Over sixty four and
a half. Smover did not hit last week failed me
for the first time this season.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
But this is the game to go ninety pounds.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
I'm also taking a Notre Dame minus twenty four and
a half against Perdue. They smacked Purdue last year. I
know that doesn't mean anything, but that was also I
believe the game coming off of the Northern Northern Illinois loss. Yeah,
can I have a rebound this week as well. And
then I got air Force plus ten against Boise State,
Bois States at air Force. Air Force is scrappy, green Field,
(11:01):
Boise States fucked. And I got four and half plus
seven and a half.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Against Miami.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
And a half damn seven And DJ Lagway looks like
a stud.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
DJ Lagway, what a name? DJ? Throw it away? Please
throw it away? Uh.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
By the way, the roommate got upset about the Brazilian
but left.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
It's not just the roommates, it's the tennis moms, the
wine moms. They you know, I've talked about the posse.
I talked about how appreciative I am of different cultures,
and that's nice. Brazil was mentioned, so I said, I
appreciate that one too.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
That she was you know, took took note of it.
She took umberage, she took some umbriage.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Yeah, Danny, wow, I do think she might not fit
the mold of a Brazilian butler.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
First, Well, not many people do, no, thankfully. Yeah. No,
she gave me some ship for that, because the moms
gave her ship. Yeah Brazilian.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Yeah, thanks a lot, drunks. You know, they're all jacked
up on SSR eyes and and Pino. No war, that's
all they are. They're in the They're in the pickup
line half hammer. It's bullshit, and you do it and
you didn't.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Fucking right. I go to rehab. I do it for
a psych war to get my men adjusted. But they do.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
They get drunk and play tennis and terror fucking lake event.
I'm you know their phone. How about the NFL. You
want to do your NFL the corruption? Yeah, sure fine.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Rodri Goodell, by the way, has led the shadiest reign
of the NFL.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Ever, that's Santale, son of a politician.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
I got the fight in Hyahuasca's versus the Patriots under
forty five, I got. I got the Titans. You don't
believe in Mike cold Son, No, I mean I do,
But I think that Hook's gonna hurt him on the road.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I like it.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Titans plus three and a half against the Phoenix himself,
Danny Jones.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I think, Dallas, this is gonna hurt me. They're a
pick them. They're a pick them I was supposed to do. Danny,
you gotta pick them.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I gotta pick them. Yeah. Against Caleb Williams.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Oh, that totals fifty and a half though defense is
going to be optional. That secondary is so bad, but
a pick them. I gotta do it. They're trapping me,
but I do it. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
You do yoga. That was like a yoga breath right there.
Yeah no, that's labor. That's a graft her.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Labor.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Did you do Lamon's be all right? What do you
mean the first class? Yeah no, Danny, absolutely not.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
You know what I would have helped me is lifting
wakes prior to because they had me, they had me
lifting the roommate's leg up.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I was like a fucking nurse at Northwestern in Chicago.
I asked for like union pack pay and benefit because
they were like, just grab her like she's got a bush.
I was like, what the fuck? No, I was like,
where's the nurse? Like hire somebody. It was awful, like traumatic,
did they look like this guy's delivered a kid before
I get him up my back? Right after I had
delayed out, I was like, I need I need a second,
(14:06):
get them get the doctor in here. I nearly passed
out when my first job was born now because I
was breathing. I was trying to help with the breathing
and I hyperventilated.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
How you got yourself?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Go? Yeah, And then they go, can we get a
nurse in here, bring some orech juice, and we need
a chair, and they you know, my wife just gave birth.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
And then I'm the one that has to sit down
and get it.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I'm like, I don't know if I could go through
that again. Right.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
That epidural helped me though. Oh man, at least you
give both people up a duals. No, Well, equality, That's
what I'm worried about. Just get me the only progressive
on this podcast. Somebody's got to speak up for the downtrodden.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Or just the code to the deluded locker? Oh deluded?
What a lovely effet.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Uh yeah, I felt well. A second birth. The roommate
gave birth a second time for water broke. It wasn't
like a scheduled thing.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
That was awful.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
I hated that she was screaming and yelling. I was
driving in the car. She was so upset. It was
It was not do not recommend zero out a tenth
and the third scheduled. That was fine. I mean for me,
no big deal. But she had a young doctor. It
was not fready. It was it was during COVID. It
was right before Christmas. Anything else needs to be mentioned.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
So Shane Irving wherever you get your podcast and feels
like it's Shay and Dylan in Irving.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
The voice of reason from time to time? Are you
the Yin or the yang? I feel like Yin. I'm
gonna guess en. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
I don't listen to heavy Ship. He's a communist, I'm
not so it work better.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
I don't think he's a comedy. He's pretty close.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Shane's parometer for being a communist is super low.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Call.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Like I said, Canada true American comedies, Canada comedies. Thank
Fidel Castro's son was a prime minister.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Allegedly. Have you been to Cuba? No? But I want
to go. Yeah, you should go. I don't think they'll
like me. They might be curious about you. You kind
of look like young feetel a little bit. Wow, revolution area.
I know you got to give him some proxy. Do
you put some military greens on, like keep the head? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Always hated around. Yeah, that's like that train conductor.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Had twenty four inch cigar. Yeah. I like that. Yeah,
he did help them.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Very nice people though, That's why I keep hearing very
very nice people. Yes, I would probably go maybe where
Hemingway used to stay in, any hotel that.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
He used to stay.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
It's actually it's it's a sick five fishing destination out
because relative to the Caribbean, in that area, it is
like the least.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Fish sure part of you know, did you go to
the beach?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
We went out to the beach. How was it beautiful? Yeah? Quiet?
I want to go and yeah, I would go back.
It was really an interesting place.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
No casinos, no, not that I'm aware of. But I'm
not a gambler, right, Yeah, there might be. We could
find some cock fights, that's for sure. Yes we could.
But I did open trip trip. What's the vetting process?
Because you have to go through a little bit of
a procedure to get to go, right, It's not I
can just buy a ticket to a van. Now I
(17:28):
got to a visa. Yeah. Yeah, but getting in getting
out was very easy.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
It was a pleasant experience, in enlightening experience. It was good,
enjoy but wonderful people. And then you realize that those
people never get out. Yeah, even if they want to
get out, they can't get out.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Baseball, yeah about it. And then you get to Miami
and then from there Miami.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, when they do those you know, cultural exchanges where
they bring a base whole team.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
And you know, yeah, they're losing. They're losing. Yes, we'd
all the pro scapts are here. That's weird.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
How about we take we take a twenty and we're
done with this. I think I think we've done, you know,
Big de Ray the producer is shaking his head like
he thinks that we've covered enough bad Larry is probably
still drinking, and Marvin is here and ready to close
up shop. Dylan's here. Shane Irving yours truly, thanks for
joining us on the podcast, and good luck this weekend
(18:30):
and we'll talk to you next week
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