October 9, 2025 • 25 mins
On today's show we talk to Shea in Irving about his podcast with the roommate and we play sound of the roommate mentioning Dan. Also we get into this week's bets and we discuss whether anyone follows Dylan's betting methods. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Uh. Not a good week last week by the boys.
I got bad. Larry lost two units, Dylan lost two,
and Shay lost three. Is our math good?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Good?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
On Maya?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
All right, let me introduce the starting lineup. It's Bad Larry,
It's Dylan, and it's Shyan Irving, a big de Ray,
and then Marvin is running the controls for this operation. Here.
Tough week for the Pavia Award. But after a lot
of thought, Larry, you won the Diego Pavia Award for
(01:07):
going one in six in the NFL. So congratulations, A.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Lot of bets.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I was waiting for that. Good two and five, I
five five and two in college and one in six
in the pros.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Ive got you one in six in the NFL?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yes, I mean yeah, that Kansas City game was ridiculous,
and you guys moved our Vikings line on me. But
that's fine. Yeah, yeah, we're three and a half night
put it in. You gave it four and a half.
They went by four.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah okay, But Larry, when I help you, you just
brought it up, so you're complaining.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I'm not complaining about it. I said, I accepted two losses.
I agree with you guys, right, superty good.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I didn't alter the line. When when when the line
is to your benefit. I don't hear you say, oh
you know, thank God for that, or man, I owe
you one. You moved the line back.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I say Christmas, thanks for Christmas, Merry Christmas, comment whatever.
A lot of times it doesn't matter. This one it mattered.
They won by four. I'll thank you when your move one.
It helps me Dan that and it actually helps.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
No. No, I don't want any thank you. I don't
want anything from you. I just I just tell you
what the Draftking sends me, the betting lines. That's it,
and then when we place the bet. It's right now
in the moment. Why am I explaining this that's complicated?
Then that's fine, it's not it shouldn't be.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
But let's get it.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Then. I agree with you. Let's get back to the
Kansas City game. You kick the ball out of bounds.
After you take the ball, you take the lead, you cover,
and then you kick the ball out of bounds.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Terrible.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
That was incredible in such a over overlooked play. I
think everybody talks about, you know, some of the passes
that he made and the touchdown run that Lawrence had,
But that kick off and put him at the forty
yard line.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Huge, huge, all right, so let me see anything. By
the way, Dylan officiated a wedding over the weekend last weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I did it. Actually, it went all right.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
I was very nervous because it's like, it is a
very serious moment. Oh really, I know Shay has a
bastion of the institution of marriage.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
To surprise, agree, did you mention? God?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I did not not once? Actually, okay, good bye to them.
It went well.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
How long did it last?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
It was? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
The ceremony.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
The ceremony was maybe ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Okay. Did they write their own vowels?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
No, they did that like separately ahead of time, and
then they were just like pretty standard, like, you know,
I promise not to be a deck or whatever that
kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Was that one of the vowels and different words?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
But yeah, okay, yeah, easy breezy didn't fumble or anything.
So I didn't drink.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Well, I was a groomsman too, So you know, you're
sitting there for like six hours waiting around taking pictures
and stuff beforehand, and I was like, not gonna drink
until I do my job.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
But and I did.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Then what about drugs.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm not gonna do drugs until I do my job?
My grown up?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
How many times have you officiated a wedding or been
a best man?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Me?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
You that was the first? No, Marvin, Yeah, Marvin, how
many times? That was the first time? Never been, I
have not been a best man.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
That makes sense?
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Why does that make sense? Tracks, So the speech for
a best man is pretty damn important. I've been a
best man a few times, Danny, as you can guess,
and the speech is always brought the house down.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Well, congratulations, you got you got to mention God.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
You got to understand the institution of marriage and how important.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
It is, and that without God, that simply.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
It's just a contract between two people.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Wait, Dan, have you ever met his marriage though?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yeah, at the bones of it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Sure, yeah, no, I and I have no interest in
officiating a wedding.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, but why don't you do?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Go I want to officiate a wedding?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I didn't.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
I got asked, and I thought it was a joke
ask at first, and then I got sent a link
to like the Universal Life Church to get ordained, which
is just you go click a button and.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Pay them forty bucks and they send you a certificate.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Jesus, I did the same thing.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
It's awful requires no schooling.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Wait, you've you've officiated a wedding?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah? Oh yeah, okay, God, Hell yeah I mentioned God.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Did they ask you to Nope?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I read from the Bible too. They didn't ask you
for that?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Did you go up with the speech and then say,
you know what, I've actually got the Good Book right
in my pocket right here.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I don't need anything.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
No.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I quoted it.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What what scripture?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
It was about honoring your husband and honoring your wife.
I can't remember what book or first, but yeah, I
mentioned that.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
And they weren't like religious or nothing.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
It was a pretty crazy wedding, like it was not
There was a lot of drugs and shit.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
So I mentioned God and probably provided by the guy
talking about all the God stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
No, they were heavy hitters there. I didn't have shit
to do with it.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Speaking of marriage and love. Shae in the roommate. They
got together on the Shay and Irving podcast and apparently
I was a topic of conversation.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Oh my god, d yes, of course. Okay, Ray, do
you want to set this up?
Speaker 8 (06:44):
You came up and Marvin has the sound for it
that will play for you. I think you'll enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That's quite a setup, right, thank you?
Speaker 8 (06:54):
Oh I want I want the sound to speak for itself.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Okay, all right, Marv kind off the beating path.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Here is Dan Patrick your hall pass? Oh yeah, answer carefully.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Oh my god, no, but listen. He's a really good looking,
charismatic man.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I was shocked by his riz.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yes, okay, why do we have to do this? Is there?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Is there anything else? Anything? Did she say anything else
about me?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Right?
Speaker 8 (07:28):
That is the clip that I saw. I thought you
would enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
She was gushing over you and called you very good
looking at one point.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
As the moderator of the debate, Danny got pretty graphic
from there. So we had to cut it off.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Really, yeah, okay, I'm kind of disappointed. I'm not her
hall pass. I mean, just she doesn't have a whole pass, Danny,
that's existent.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, the real right answer that question is I don't
want one, right.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Instead, she was like, oh, not him.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, you're right about that.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
She actually said, Okay, no she didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That was very very good question by you, Dylan. Thank you,
Thank you, Dan, thank you. I have high praise for
Shay's wife. I think she's she doesn't fit with what
I thought was going to be there when they opened
up the door.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
How many teeth were you expecting.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Her to have to I had no idea what to expect.
I thought that maybe she was either the O pair, Wow,
she might have been held captive.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
That Jerry's out on that one still, I think.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
But then you meet the you know, his daughters, and
they're adorable yea, and except for the youngest, you know.
I don't know if i'd use adorable, no, but I
would say she is. You got to keep your eye
on her aggressive, you got to keep your eye on her.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
But no, it was a.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Pleasant experience when I got to meet Shay's wife, and
a great meal we giggled a lot, you know, we
finished each other sentence.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
All right, Yeah, you guys had pasta, right, did you
lady in the Trampa noodle or anything like?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
No, no, we can noodled, but it didn't. Whoa. By
the way, it's Italian Heritage Month and Shay's least favorite
month outside of June in February.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
So.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Time to celebrate. Yeah, time to celebrate public corruption in pasta.
Way to go over.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
There, wit cha.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
You don't like June and February because one's really cold
and one's really hot.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Right, that's it? Yes, no, dude, Italian, This is all
great for everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Top five states with the highest Italian American population Connecticut
number one, Rhode Island, Jersey, New York, Massachusetts sixteen percent
Italian in Connecticut.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
So we're counting New Jersey as a state.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Just seeing if you're still awake, still with us there, Larry.
I guess the Bill Belichick situation is not going as scripted.
And uh, I don't know if when's their next game
is against Cow? Is that right?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Right, right, that's great. They can't hear your head shake
when they're listening on the podcast.
Speaker 8 (10:28):
I know, I keep I keep on thinking that my
mic is turned on, but it's not podcast. Tough start
to the show for me.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 8 (10:36):
Caught me off guard with the setting the things up,
you know, not really usually, why don't you.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Just keep your microphone on?
Speaker 8 (10:44):
I don't want any like bleed over into I got
a little bit of the sniffles today too.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Okay, let's recap, uh shay, a lot of bloodshed there.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Uh wow, Davidson, that game killed me? Killed me?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
What was the final on that? The line went up
to seven? They lost by are they Yeah, they lost
by three, but the line bet up all the way
to seven. I got at a one and a half.
I thought it was golden and then they freaking lost
a damn game.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
NFL for bad Larry, Wow, at least you got the
Buccaneers in Seattle college football. You did, okay, all right?
Not bad, uh Dylan, let's see NFL. No, not good.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
But Dan, I did reinstitute my best strategy, which is
Larry and Jay both took the Ravens plus one and
half against the Texans. That was, and I hopped on
the Texans late and they absolutely bo raised them.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah yeah, but then you missed on the Eagles. You
missed on the bills your what Thursday Night? The Wounded
Animal play Wounded Animal, Parlay.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Skymore came close. The other two hit legs.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
That would have been good.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It would have been.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
That leads us to this week. And Shay, I'll let
you start with your college football picks.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Okay, Danny.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
We got the welfare thieves minus three against Georgia Southern allegedly,
and then I got the fake the fake Core Cadets.
It's seven and a.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Half now, yes it is.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Against the new and improved Florida Gators.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeahd take that off the board.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
And then I got the horn Frogs laying one and
a half against k State.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Okay, bad Larry.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
College football college football Clemson minus to fourteen against bc
hit plus ten and a half against Florida State, Michigan
State minus the eight and a half against UCLA seven
and a half.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Thanks Dan, Larry, that came early, Larry, happy to Walime.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You're welcome, Larry.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Thank you. Oklahoma Plusta one against.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Tech one and a half. You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Thank you Dan again. Neither one of them are going
to make one bit of a difference. I su minus
three against.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Colorado two and a half.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
That one might make a difference.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
In Colorado, Yes, Colorado.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, each Colorado. Is it Rado, Colorado, Rado, Colorado, Colorado, Nevada.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I always said Nevada. Apparently it's Nevada.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Okay, Colorado, Colorado, Colorado, Colorado, Yeah, Colorado Rado.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
In Spanish Elado, Colorado, well Spanish.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Well, you went to college in Denver, Oh kinda, I
was there smoking crack, well, allegedly allegedly. Wait, did you
go to Denver University?
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Yeah, the Harvard of the West. Okay, yep, University of Denver,
actually Dan, but the actual du it's not okay, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
But I thought you had a shirt that says do
you on it? I do, okay, but they're calling it
Denver University.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Well, no, they they call it University of Denver. That's
I think it's because there's Delaware, which is U d
okay ku, University of Kansas.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I know, I just, I'm just I saw your wore sweatshirts,
said do you and then all of a sudden.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
It looks dumb.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I'll agree, Yeah, And you start out with the first
two letters D you spelled dumb mb let's see, all right, Dylan, No, no, no, oh.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Yeah, you guys messing up with the Colorado right, Tennessee
minus the twelve against Arkansas. O.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Okay, all right, Dylan, all.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Right, Dan, I got the ALIGNI plus fourteen against Ohio State.
I don't know why I'm doing this again. It has
not worked out for me this season, but I feel
like now it's just due. Stanford SMU over fifty five
and a half.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Regretting that one.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Next Thursday, Uh, Oregon minus seven and a half against Indiana.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
This should be a good one.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Fernando Mendoza versus Dante More. It's the Heisman Showdown that
you didn't know you were going to go.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yeah, yeah, the Heisman Showdown. No one predicted.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
I got the Red River rivalries, last showdowns, last shootout.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
No, I can't say shootout, can't say it.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Allegedly over forty three and a half. All right, and
then I'm going back to the well, Dan, Iowa Wisconsin
under thirty five and a half.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
That is low, low number.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Okay, and I like that.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Wisconsin's bad. Luke fol oh man.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
That was such a big deal when it happened to.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
It was massive.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I know, they thought like, oh man, they gotten him
all right, shape NFL.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
It kind of looks like James Franklin Nickel Nichol was bald.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Yeah, oh, NFL. I got the Bucks laying three against
the Niners. Then they got the true heritage Americans laying
is it four and a half? Now four and a
half against the fingernails. And then I got Rams Ravens
over forty six mm.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, okay, do we have good quarterbacks playing? I mean
we got Baker, No, I mean Rams Ravens. Don't you
have is it Cooper Rush or Tyler Huntley?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm looking for pick sixes here, Danny.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
You'll get them. You'll definitely get them.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
I'll get them.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Bad, Larry your NFL picks, all right?
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I got shaves Dallas Cowboys minus the three against Carolina
wrap line.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
I think Dallas a little better than we've given him
credit for so far. Denver minus the seven against the
Jets because we know the Jets suck. Cleveland plus five
and a half against Pittsburgh. Pitt wins that game by three.
And I'm going over tonight in that Philly game, Philly
Giant game. I'll be watching every guys were roof for
some points.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Forty and a half I believe, Yeah, yeah, forty and
a half. All right, Dylan, all.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Right, Dan, I'm employing my strategy in full force this
week with tight ends in primetime. So I'm taking THEO
Johnson first TD plus nineteen hundred and Dallas Goddard first
TD plus eleven hundred tonight. Then i got the Jags
plus one and a half against the Seahawks Seahawks coming
to the far far East, and the Niners plus three
(17:51):
against the Bucks.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Don't want to mess with Sam Darnold.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Now, but I'm gonna try.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Well. Focus has him as the highest graded QB season.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Come on, that's surprising based on I mean, I assume
they know more than I do, but that seems odd.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
So you got the Niners plus three against the Bucks, yep.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
And then I've got Sam Laporta first TD plus sixteen hundred,
Dalton king Kaid first TD plus sixteen hundred and Zach
Ertz first TD plus thirteen hundred.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Jesus, And if this doesn't work, I'm going back to
the drawing board. I just need one of them.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I have why you don't have to go out of
your way to make stupid bets. You know you can.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
They're only stupid until they don't hit.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
The Okay, once again, you're very creative in losing. I
will say that.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Then I think it's been three years in a row
where I've been in a twenty ish unit hole and
then i have some thirty two to one parlay and
I'm right back in it.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
That's fair, that's how.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I roll, I know, but the audience doesn't roll with
you that way. I don't think anybody follows like any
of our bests, but definitely not build Yeah, definitely. Do
you think people bet against your bets?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Oh for sure. I hear that every day on the Twitter.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
You should well as a general role. Here's my thesis
on this. Then, for starters, you shouldn't tell anyone's bet,
like just I'm gonna tail this guy's bets. If anything,
if you see someone giving out picks, just fade them
all the time. Mathematically you will do better.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
I disagree. I think you can catch people on a hot.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Streak, yes, but you have to catch the hot streak.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
Like if Dylan loses fifty in a row, then start
following his picks because he's going to hit eventually.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
That's true, you're due.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, but at what point do you say, now you
have to hit Like, do you have to get to
fifty or forty or thirty or twenty or ten?
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Well, that's a part of the sweat, but you have
to Like, that's what I'm saying, Like, if you just
every year in and out you're gonna follow someone's picks,
you're better off just fading all of them.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah. But let's say you missed twenty in a row
and then Shay goes, well, the odds are that he's
going to hit his next pick. Well, what if you
don't hit another pick till fifty?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
That's a lot of envelopes.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Could very easily happen. Probably has with this group.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, yes, Ray.
Speaker 8 (20:17):
Dylan did miss twelve straight bets this year.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Oh damn. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
So but you get in on the thirteenth and pretty good.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
It is hard to do because, like, especially whose that
spreads you just it's basically fifty, it's a coin flip.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
But if you just faded Dylan, you'd be up twenty
units this year.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
It's better to be like Dylan than like Larry hovering
around plus two. Yeah, if you just faded, you'd be
up twenty units.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
The million dollar better who faded? Dylan is up eighteen
point five million.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Wow, that's paying my debt to society.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Bad Larry, everything good in the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Everything good. I got twelve forty five lunch a minute
rays my son Angel boy.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Back.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
I was really good when we bet against the Yankees
last night. That was although I did go, that was great. Yeah,
I'm I'm a Mets fan. As I said, going to
Europe for those five weeks saved me a fucking fortune.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Dan.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
No one's gone to Europe for five weeks and been
like I saved a fortune.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
I would have been. I would have been betting my
mats and no, no way, they're not going to make
the playoffs, and I would have been doubling up. I
would have I would have lost a fortune.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Your way to naive of a Mets fan. I knew
that we had the kiss of death months ago.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
They were games up in a wildcard thing when I
left for Europe exactly home and they didn't make the playoffs.
It's unbelievable. And I didn't lose a dime. I mean,
you couldn't even follow baseball over there.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I didn't even know Shay and Irving podcast. Wherever you
get your podcast, be tough to follow up you in
the roommate kind of chop put it up a little
bit there.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Yeah, yeah, it'll be tough.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
It got it got. There was some real moments, then
some emotional moments, some humor, like what.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Were the emotional moments?
Speaker 7 (22:11):
One of the one of the questions was what's the
maddest you've ever been at Shay? And that was that
got emotional for her because well, it's funny for me.
You know, there's times when she got really pissed at me,
you know, doing my thing, and uh we we talked
about that.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah, howling at the moon.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yeah, howling at the moon. Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
And then there's a lot of questions that should have
had pretty rudimentary answers but did not. That you know, spiraled.
It was good, I thought. I think it ended up
being nice as the impartial mediator of the debate.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Would you agree, Shane?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
I don't know. Now.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
I think we might have created a monster. She's very
interested in the next episode or what we're doing next,
or all this other shit.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
I will say, you guys both dressed like shit, I worked. Yeah,
heast we were in pajamas. They immediately both got doctor
point for attire.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
I was wearing paint wear shirt. Where were the girls sleeping?
They were asleep. Oh yeah, I was at the house
at like nine o'clock. Oh all right, yeah, okay, did
Dylan stay over?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
No?
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Absolutely not, Yeah no, no.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I left promptly before any before anymore shit hit the fan.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
So once again, it's Shyan irving wherever you get your
podcast available and then bad Larry still owes this a
spray tan. Yes, and you have to come up and
watch a game with us, whether it's a Monday night,
Thursday night, or a Sunday night game when we have
our semi live watch party.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Perfect, looking forward to it.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Shay.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
One bit of advice. You're not creating a monster there.
Your wife is taking an interest in your life. This
is a good thing.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yeah. I don't think so though, but okay, thanks.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I agree with Larry. Actually that's.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
That's the way you. Yeah, she's interested in what you're doing.
What's the next podcast to roll with that you can
get rid of your going to therapy?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
You'll be the you be the doctor.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Oh role play, all right, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Okay, this is this is a good move.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Yeah all right, doctor Shay, here we go, went in
for the kidney.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
You'll you'll be the doctor, Dylan will be the patient,
and your wife will be the nurse.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Oh God, like Larry, three people in the room. Larry's like, yeah,
it's perfect.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Just euthanized me at that point. It's our pleasure to
serve you. And thank you for letting us serve you
whatever we're serving you. And good luck with your bets
for Dylan, for Shan Irving, for Bad Larry, for Marvin
and Big Da Ray. This has been the Dan Patrick
Takes a Game podcast.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Good luck.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
M hm hmm
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Uh. Not a good week last week by the boys.
I got bad. Larry lost two units, Dylan lost two,
and Shay lost three. Is our math good?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Good?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
On Maya?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
All right, let me introduce the starting lineup. It's Bad Larry,
It's Dylan, and it's Shyan Irving, a big de Ray,
and then Marvin is running the controls for this operation. Here.
Tough week for the Pavia Award. But after a lot
of thought, Larry, you won the Diego Pavia Award for
(01:07):
going one in six in the NFL. So congratulations, A.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Lot of bets.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I was waiting for that. Good two and five, I
five five and two in college and one in six
in the pros.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Ive got you one in six in the NFL?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yes, I mean yeah, that Kansas City game was ridiculous,
and you guys moved our Vikings line on me. But
that's fine. Yeah, yeah, we're three and a half night
put it in. You gave it four and a half.
They went by four.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah okay, But Larry, when I help you, you just
brought it up, so you're complaining.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I'm not complaining about it. I said, I accepted two losses.
I agree with you guys, right, superty good.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I didn't alter the line. When when when the line
is to your benefit. I don't hear you say, oh
you know, thank God for that, or man, I owe
you one. You moved the line back.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I say Christmas, thanks for Christmas, Merry Christmas, comment whatever.
A lot of times it doesn't matter. This one it mattered.
They won by four. I'll thank you when your move one.
It helps me Dan that and it actually helps.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
No. No, I don't want any thank you. I don't
want anything from you. I just I just tell you
what the Draftking sends me, the betting lines. That's it,
and then when we place the bet. It's right now
in the moment. Why am I explaining this that's complicated?
Then that's fine, it's not it shouldn't be.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
But let's get it.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Then. I agree with you. Let's get back to the
Kansas City game. You kick the ball out of bounds.
After you take the ball, you take the lead, you cover,
and then you kick the ball out of bounds.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Terrible.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
That was incredible in such a over overlooked play. I
think everybody talks about, you know, some of the passes
that he made and the touchdown run that Lawrence had,
But that kick off and put him at the forty
yard line.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Huge, huge, all right, so let me see anything. By
the way, Dylan officiated a wedding over the weekend last weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I did it. Actually, it went all right.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
I was very nervous because it's like, it is a
very serious moment. Oh really, I know Shay has a
bastion of the institution of marriage.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
To surprise, agree, did you mention? God?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I did not not once? Actually, okay, good bye to them.
It went well.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
How long did it last?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
It was? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
The ceremony.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
The ceremony was maybe ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Okay. Did they write their own vowels?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
No, they did that like separately ahead of time, and
then they were just like pretty standard, like, you know,
I promise not to be a deck or whatever that
kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Was that one of the vowels and different words?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
But yeah, okay, yeah, easy breezy didn't fumble or anything.
So I didn't drink.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Well, I was a groomsman too, So you know, you're
sitting there for like six hours waiting around taking pictures
and stuff beforehand, and I was like, not gonna drink
until I do my job.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
But and I did.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Then what about drugs.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm not gonna do drugs until I do my job?
My grown up?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
How many times have you officiated a wedding or been
a best man?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Me?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
You that was the first? No, Marvin, Yeah, Marvin, how
many times? That was the first time? Never been, I
have not been a best man.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
That makes sense?
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Why does that make sense? Tracks, So the speech for
a best man is pretty damn important. I've been a
best man a few times, Danny, as you can guess,
and the speech is always brought the house down.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Well, congratulations, you got you got to mention God.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
You got to understand the institution of marriage and how important.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
It is, and that without God, that simply.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
It's just a contract between two people.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Wait, Dan, have you ever met his marriage though?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yeah, at the bones of it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Sure, yeah, no, I and I have no interest in
officiating a wedding.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, but why don't you do?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Go I want to officiate a wedding?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I didn't.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
I got asked, and I thought it was a joke
ask at first, and then I got sent a link
to like the Universal Life Church to get ordained, which
is just you go click a button and.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Pay them forty bucks and they send you a certificate.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Jesus, I did the same thing.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
It's awful requires no schooling.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Wait, you've you've officiated a wedding?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah? Oh yeah, okay, God, Hell yeah I mentioned God.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Did they ask you to Nope?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I read from the Bible too. They didn't ask you
for that?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Did you go up with the speech and then say,
you know what, I've actually got the Good Book right
in my pocket right here.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I don't need anything.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
No.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I quoted it.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What what scripture?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
It was about honoring your husband and honoring your wife.
I can't remember what book or first, but yeah, I
mentioned that.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
And they weren't like religious or nothing.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
It was a pretty crazy wedding, like it was not
There was a lot of drugs and shit.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
So I mentioned God and probably provided by the guy
talking about all the God stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
No, they were heavy hitters there. I didn't have shit
to do with it.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Speaking of marriage and love. Shae in the roommate. They
got together on the Shay and Irving podcast and apparently
I was a topic of conversation.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Oh my god, d yes, of course. Okay, Ray, do
you want to set this up?
Speaker 8 (06:44):
You came up and Marvin has the sound for it
that will play for you. I think you'll enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That's quite a setup, right, thank you?
Speaker 8 (06:54):
Oh I want I want the sound to speak for itself.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Okay, all right, Marv kind off the beating path.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Here is Dan Patrick your hall pass? Oh yeah, answer carefully.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Oh my god, no, but listen. He's a really good looking,
charismatic man.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I was shocked by his riz.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yes, okay, why do we have to do this? Is there?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Is there anything else? Anything? Did she say anything else
about me?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Right?
Speaker 8 (07:28):
That is the clip that I saw. I thought you
would enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
She was gushing over you and called you very good
looking at one point.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
As the moderator of the debate, Danny got pretty graphic
from there. So we had to cut it off.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Really, yeah, okay, I'm kind of disappointed. I'm not her
hall pass. I mean, just she doesn't have a whole pass, Danny,
that's existent.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, the real right answer that question is I don't
want one, right.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Instead, she was like, oh, not him.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, you're right about that.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
She actually said, Okay, no she didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That was very very good question by you, Dylan. Thank you,
Thank you, Dan, thank you. I have high praise for
Shay's wife. I think she's she doesn't fit with what
I thought was going to be there when they opened
up the door.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
How many teeth were you expecting.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Her to have to I had no idea what to expect.
I thought that maybe she was either the O pair, Wow,
she might have been held captive.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
That Jerry's out on that one still, I think.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
But then you meet the you know, his daughters, and
they're adorable yea, and except for the youngest, you know.
I don't know if i'd use adorable, no, but I
would say she is. You got to keep your eye
on her aggressive, you got to keep your eye on her.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
But no, it was a.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Pleasant experience when I got to meet Shay's wife, and
a great meal we giggled a lot, you know, we
finished each other sentence.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
All right, Yeah, you guys had pasta, right, did you
lady in the Trampa noodle or anything like?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
No, no, we can noodled, but it didn't. Whoa. By
the way, it's Italian Heritage Month and Shay's least favorite
month outside of June in February.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
So.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Time to celebrate. Yeah, time to celebrate public corruption in pasta.
Way to go over.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
There, wit cha.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
You don't like June and February because one's really cold
and one's really hot.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Right, that's it? Yes, no, dude, Italian, This is all
great for everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Top five states with the highest Italian American population Connecticut
number one, Rhode Island, Jersey, New York, Massachusetts sixteen percent
Italian in Connecticut.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
So we're counting New Jersey as a state.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Just seeing if you're still awake, still with us there, Larry.
I guess the Bill Belichick situation is not going as scripted.
And uh, I don't know if when's their next game
is against Cow? Is that right?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Right, right, that's great. They can't hear your head shake
when they're listening on the podcast.
Speaker 8 (10:28):
I know, I keep I keep on thinking that my
mic is turned on, but it's not podcast. Tough start
to the show for me.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 8 (10:36):
Caught me off guard with the setting the things up,
you know, not really usually, why don't you.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Just keep your microphone on?
Speaker 8 (10:44):
I don't want any like bleed over into I got
a little bit of the sniffles today too.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Okay, let's recap, uh shay, a lot of bloodshed there.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Uh wow, Davidson, that game killed me? Killed me?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
What was the final on that? The line went up
to seven? They lost by are they Yeah, they lost
by three, but the line bet up all the way
to seven. I got at a one and a half.
I thought it was golden and then they freaking lost
a damn game.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
NFL for bad Larry, Wow, at least you got the
Buccaneers in Seattle college football. You did, okay, all right?
Not bad, uh Dylan, let's see NFL. No, not good.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
But Dan, I did reinstitute my best strategy, which is
Larry and Jay both took the Ravens plus one and
half against the Texans. That was, and I hopped on
the Texans late and they absolutely bo raised them.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah yeah, but then you missed on the Eagles. You
missed on the bills your what Thursday Night? The Wounded
Animal play Wounded Animal, Parlay.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Skymore came close. The other two hit legs.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
That would have been good.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It would have been.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
That leads us to this week. And Shay, I'll let
you start with your college football picks.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Okay, Danny.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
We got the welfare thieves minus three against Georgia Southern allegedly,
and then I got the fake the fake Core Cadets.
It's seven and a.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Half now, yes it is.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Against the new and improved Florida Gators.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeahd take that off the board.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
And then I got the horn Frogs laying one and
a half against k State.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Okay, bad Larry.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
College football college football Clemson minus to fourteen against bc
hit plus ten and a half against Florida State, Michigan
State minus the eight and a half against UCLA seven
and a half.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Thanks Dan, Larry, that came early, Larry, happy to Walime.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You're welcome, Larry.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Thank you. Oklahoma Plusta one against.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Tech one and a half. You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Thank you Dan again. Neither one of them are going
to make one bit of a difference. I su minus
three against.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Colorado two and a half.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
That one might make a difference.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
In Colorado, Yes, Colorado.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, each Colorado. Is it Rado, Colorado, Rado, Colorado, Colorado, Nevada.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I always said Nevada. Apparently it's Nevada.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Okay, Colorado, Colorado, Colorado, Colorado, Yeah, Colorado Rado.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
In Spanish Elado, Colorado, well Spanish.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Well, you went to college in Denver, Oh kinda, I
was there smoking crack, well, allegedly allegedly. Wait, did you
go to Denver University?
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Yeah, the Harvard of the West. Okay, yep, University of Denver,
actually Dan, but the actual du it's not okay, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
But I thought you had a shirt that says do
you on it? I do, okay, but they're calling it
Denver University.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Well, no, they they call it University of Denver. That's
I think it's because there's Delaware, which is U d
okay ku, University of Kansas.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I know, I just, I'm just I saw your wore sweatshirts,
said do you and then all of a sudden.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
It looks dumb.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I'll agree, Yeah, And you start out with the first
two letters D you spelled dumb mb let's see, all right, Dylan, No, no, no, oh.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Yeah, you guys messing up with the Colorado right, Tennessee
minus the twelve against Arkansas. O.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Okay, all right, Dylan, all.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Right, Dan, I got the ALIGNI plus fourteen against Ohio State.
I don't know why I'm doing this again. It has
not worked out for me this season, but I feel
like now it's just due. Stanford SMU over fifty five
and a half.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Regretting that one.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Next Thursday, Uh, Oregon minus seven and a half against Indiana.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
This should be a good one.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Fernando Mendoza versus Dante More. It's the Heisman Showdown that
you didn't know you were going to go.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yeah, yeah, the Heisman Showdown. No one predicted.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
I got the Red River rivalries, last showdowns, last shootout.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
No, I can't say shootout, can't say it.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Allegedly over forty three and a half. All right, and
then I'm going back to the well, Dan, Iowa Wisconsin
under thirty five and a half.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
That is low, low number.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Okay, and I like that.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Wisconsin's bad. Luke fol oh man.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
That was such a big deal when it happened to.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
It was massive.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I know, they thought like, oh man, they gotten him
all right, shape NFL.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
It kind of looks like James Franklin Nickel Nichol was bald.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Yeah, oh, NFL. I got the Bucks laying three against
the Niners. Then they got the true heritage Americans laying
is it four and a half? Now four and a
half against the fingernails. And then I got Rams Ravens
over forty six mm.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, okay, do we have good quarterbacks playing? I mean
we got Baker, No, I mean Rams Ravens. Don't you
have is it Cooper Rush or Tyler Huntley?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm looking for pick sixes here, Danny.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
You'll get them. You'll definitely get them.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
I'll get them.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Bad, Larry your NFL picks, all right?
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I got shaves Dallas Cowboys minus the three against Carolina
wrap line.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
I think Dallas a little better than we've given him
credit for so far. Denver minus the seven against the
Jets because we know the Jets suck. Cleveland plus five
and a half against Pittsburgh. Pitt wins that game by three.
And I'm going over tonight in that Philly game, Philly
Giant game. I'll be watching every guys were roof for
some points.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Forty and a half I believe, Yeah, yeah, forty and
a half. All right, Dylan, all.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Right, Dan, I'm employing my strategy in full force this
week with tight ends in primetime. So I'm taking THEO
Johnson first TD plus nineteen hundred and Dallas Goddard first
TD plus eleven hundred tonight. Then i got the Jags
plus one and a half against the Seahawks Seahawks coming
to the far far East, and the Niners plus three
(17:51):
against the Bucks.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Don't want to mess with Sam Darnold.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Now, but I'm gonna try.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Well. Focus has him as the highest graded QB season.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Come on, that's surprising based on I mean, I assume
they know more than I do, but that seems odd.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
So you got the Niners plus three against the Bucks, yep.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
And then I've got Sam Laporta first TD plus sixteen hundred,
Dalton king Kaid first TD plus sixteen hundred and Zach
Ertz first TD plus thirteen hundred.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Jesus, And if this doesn't work, I'm going back to
the drawing board. I just need one of them.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I have why you don't have to go out of
your way to make stupid bets. You know you can.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
They're only stupid until they don't hit.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
The Okay, once again, you're very creative in losing. I
will say that.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Then I think it's been three years in a row
where I've been in a twenty ish unit hole and
then i have some thirty two to one parlay and
I'm right back in it.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
That's fair, that's how.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I roll, I know, but the audience doesn't roll with
you that way. I don't think anybody follows like any
of our bests, but definitely not build Yeah, definitely. Do
you think people bet against your bets?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Oh for sure. I hear that every day on the Twitter.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
You should well as a general role. Here's my thesis
on this. Then, for starters, you shouldn't tell anyone's bet,
like just I'm gonna tail this guy's bets. If anything,
if you see someone giving out picks, just fade them
all the time. Mathematically you will do better.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
I disagree. I think you can catch people on a hot.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Streak, yes, but you have to catch the hot streak.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
Like if Dylan loses fifty in a row, then start
following his picks because he's going to hit eventually.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
That's true, you're due.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, but at what point do you say, now you
have to hit Like, do you have to get to
fifty or forty or thirty or twenty or ten?
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Well, that's a part of the sweat, but you have
to Like, that's what I'm saying, Like, if you just
every year in and out you're gonna follow someone's picks,
you're better off just fading all of them.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah. But let's say you missed twenty in a row
and then Shay goes, well, the odds are that he's
going to hit his next pick. Well, what if you
don't hit another pick till fifty?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
That's a lot of envelopes.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Could very easily happen. Probably has with this group.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, yes, Ray.
Speaker 8 (20:17):
Dylan did miss twelve straight bets this year.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Oh damn. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
So but you get in on the thirteenth and pretty good.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
It is hard to do because, like, especially whose that
spreads you just it's basically fifty, it's a coin flip.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
But if you just faded Dylan, you'd be up twenty
units this year.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
It's better to be like Dylan than like Larry hovering
around plus two. Yeah, if you just faded, you'd be
up twenty units.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
The million dollar better who faded? Dylan is up eighteen
point five million.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Wow, that's paying my debt to society.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Bad Larry, everything good in the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Everything good. I got twelve forty five lunch a minute
rays my son Angel boy.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Back.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
I was really good when we bet against the Yankees
last night. That was although I did go, that was great. Yeah,
I'm I'm a Mets fan. As I said, going to
Europe for those five weeks saved me a fucking fortune.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Dan.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
No one's gone to Europe for five weeks and been
like I saved a fortune.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
I would have been. I would have been betting my
mats and no, no way, they're not going to make
the playoffs, and I would have been doubling up. I
would have I would have lost a fortune.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Your way to naive of a Mets fan. I knew
that we had the kiss of death months ago.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
They were games up in a wildcard thing when I
left for Europe exactly home and they didn't make the playoffs.
It's unbelievable. And I didn't lose a dime. I mean,
you couldn't even follow baseball over there.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I didn't even know Shay and Irving podcast. Wherever you
get your podcast, be tough to follow up you in
the roommate kind of chop put it up a little
bit there.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Yeah, yeah, it'll be tough.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
It got it got. There was some real moments, then
some emotional moments, some humor, like what.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Were the emotional moments?
Speaker 7 (22:11):
One of the one of the questions was what's the
maddest you've ever been at Shay? And that was that
got emotional for her because well, it's funny for me.
You know, there's times when she got really pissed at me,
you know, doing my thing, and uh we we talked
about that.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah, howling at the moon.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yeah, howling at the moon. Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
And then there's a lot of questions that should have
had pretty rudimentary answers but did not. That you know, spiraled.
It was good, I thought. I think it ended up
being nice as the impartial mediator of the debate.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Would you agree, Shane?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
I don't know. Now.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
I think we might have created a monster. She's very
interested in the next episode or what we're doing next,
or all this other shit.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
I will say, you guys both dressed like shit, I worked. Yeah,
heast we were in pajamas. They immediately both got doctor
point for attire.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
I was wearing paint wear shirt. Where were the girls sleeping?
They were asleep. Oh yeah, I was at the house
at like nine o'clock. Oh all right, yeah, okay, did
Dylan stay over?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
No?
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Absolutely not, Yeah no, no.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I left promptly before any before anymore shit hit the fan.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
So once again, it's Shyan irving wherever you get your
podcast available and then bad Larry still owes this a
spray tan. Yes, and you have to come up and
watch a game with us, whether it's a Monday night,
Thursday night, or a Sunday night game when we have
our semi live watch party.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Perfect, looking forward to it.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Shay.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
One bit of advice. You're not creating a monster there.
Your wife is taking an interest in your life. This
is a good thing.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yeah. I don't think so though, but okay, thanks.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I agree with Larry. Actually that's.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
That's the way you. Yeah, she's interested in what you're doing.
What's the next podcast to roll with that you can
get rid of your going to therapy?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
You'll be the you be the doctor.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Oh role play, all right, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Okay, this is this is a good move.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Yeah all right, doctor Shay, here we go, went in
for the kidney.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
You'll you'll be the doctor, Dylan will be the patient,
and your wife will be the nurse.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Oh God, like Larry, three people in the room. Larry's like, yeah,
it's perfect.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Just euthanized me at that point. It's our pleasure to
serve you. And thank you for letting us serve you
whatever we're serving you. And good luck with your bets
for Dylan, for Shan Irving, for Bad Larry, for Marvin
and Big Da Ray. This has been the Dan Patrick
Takes a Game podcast.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Good luck.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
M hm hmm
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