October 23, 2025 • 32 mins
Today we start the show by talking about how famous Bad Larry is in South Bend, Indiana. We discuss the gambling scandal with Chauncey Billups and Terry Rozier, then we get into our bets for this coming week. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You know, we're in South Bend, Indiana, and all of
a sudden, I got people telling me asking me about
Bad Larry, telling me stories about Bad Larry. Some guy
named Pumpy. Is that his name? Pumpy? Larry Larry? Every week?
(00:50):
This is Larry.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, I'm here, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I was talking to about the guy I met in
South Bend when we went for the Notre Dame USC
game named Pumpy.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, my boy, Pump okay.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Uh. He specializes in.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
What drinking shots and bartender okay.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Also he's a bartender.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yes, okay, springing like golf club. I don't know if
we should be saying.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
This, probably not. Well, we did the bag and then
I meet the guy who kind of heads up their
media center, Pat Scanlon used to be a sportscaster in Jersey,
and uh, all of a sudden, he goes, hey, I
know bad, Larry, No way, yes, Jesus. The fact that
it was two two people. No, So Pat Scanlon, who's
(01:42):
a Jersey guy used to work for the cover the
New York Giants. Larry, that's when you speak.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I thought you were trying to explain to shy. Yeah,
I know, Pat Scanlon, very.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well, what are you doing? Wait? Wait, come on, are
you in drugs? Larry? Are you drinking?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Okay? Here, you know I work Tuesday and Wednesday at
the Army camp. They fucking need me today. So I
told him, look, I'm driving to Connecticut tonight. I don't
know if I should be saying this, so I said, look,
i'll give you the six o'clock, but I already have
a one o'clock botchy tournament schedules. So I'm gonna do
(02:24):
the podcast, I'm gonna go do the boxiet then I'm
gonna leave it six.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And you're going to am I seeing you tonight.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay. Now here's where it gets a little. I might
I might not drive to Connecticut till tomorrow morning. I'll
be up to the wife when I get home. But
you will see me tomorrow at the latest, but possibly tonight.
Now it'll be too late tonight.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay, well tomorrow not coming up yet to you?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, you're if you're coming up here, you're getting a
spray tan.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Will I'm only coming up there to take the ferry
to over Long Island for that engagement party.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Cool? Perfect.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I don't think I can't be the center of attention
at the engagement party.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
You're going to do it either way.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That wouldn't be fair.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Aren't you going to be the center of attention? No
matter if you get a spray tan.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Or not there, it'll I'd be drawn way more with
the sprays hand. I got people who want to come up.
Pumpy is one of them. He wants to come up
for the spray can and he won't be able to
make it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
So oh well that case, Oh yeah, we got to
have Pumpy there.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Picture you dark is setting sprays han a white suit
at the engagement party.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Those teeth are gonna glisten. But can you wear white
after labor day?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
What's worse wearing it after labor day or at a wedding?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, you can't wear white.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
At a wedding, worse engagement party though.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Oh yeah, we're white party recapping bad Larry uh one
one unit last week?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Right, Shay's Dallas Cowboys killed me.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Hay got one unit last week. So you're plus nine
bad Larry's minus one. Dylan is minus thirty one and
a half one year. See that's the when you go,
oh man, you must have a bad week. No, only
lost one unit.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
When you lower your expectations, you win more often in
your on mind.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Jesus, uh Jesus.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So we start to show today, right before the start
of the show, and all of a sudden, it's like
Chauncey Billups has been arrested, Like, oh, what happened last night?
Hey coach last night? No ship, hall of favor Chauncey
Billings yeah yeah, and gambling scandal and did he target
fish to come in? And then they had all kinds
(04:50):
of like a you know, cheating with glasses and marked
cards and an X ray table poker table allegedly alleged
at the Italians are back. They the mom they they mentioned,
I mean they've been gone for a long time. Welcome
back to the chat.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
John Gotti Jr. Is back in business.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Let's go so secret shuffling machines, unbelievable credit uh or
I should say card reading, poker, chip trays, X rays,
contact lenses, glasses. It's insane. It is insane.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I thought it was like the prop thing for Chauncey,
but I guess that's rosier. There's a bunch of them
with that. But Chauncey was just getting big old allegedly
fish to come play with, you know, NBA superstars and
all this ship, and they're just dumping hundreds of thousands
of dollars onto the fucking table.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
At what point do you say? Now, Bad Larry would
play a weekly poker game and he'd play against some
really shitty poker players and they'd always be retired doctors
or whatever, and Bad Larry never lost. They would always lose,
but Larry would say they'd always come back. At what
point do you say, why is it that I keep
losing winning your junkies? Yea, And I'm not accusing Larry
(06:07):
of cheating. I'm just saying that's these guys kept losing, right.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
No, No, but Dan, so there's eight guys in a game.
I can win every week, and I did for like
fifteen years. But the other six guys or seven guys
in the game, three of them will winning, four lose,
and they would win, you know, back and forth every
other week. There's a couple of guys who lost every
week and a couple of guys who won, you know,
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ninety percent of the time. And that happens in most
poker games.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I have a yeah, I have a game with Private
Equity dudes that we play monthly, and it's like it's
the same exact story.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
The losing doesn't like, the same guys lose, same guys lose,
and I mean, the all ends over and over, rebuy, rebuy, rebuy.
It's it's it's crazy, but the same dude show up
every time it's announced. But but to have an X
ray take that's different different.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I've seen those glasses where you it can allegedly but
you yeah it can, it can like uh, the print
like it basically turns the card like semi translucent. I
think it like sees through, so you can kind of
just catch like the corner of like the suit or
like number, like if it's an ace.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Or whatever, somebody could get killed. That's when you got
to host the game yourself. You say no, no, no, We're
gonna do it at my house this time. I've lost
ten weeks in a row. Let's see what happens at
Mi casa.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Mother. That's what you know.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
You know that Phil Ivy story where the poker player
he with Baccara, he at the Borgatta and uh Crockford's casino,
and then I think he basically because he was such
a high roller, he went to them and he was like,
and it's not unheard of. He's like, here's my list
of like playing demands, because you don't think you can
be superstitious. So he's like, I want this brand of cards.
(07:54):
I need a Cantonese woman sitting next to.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Me playing blowing smoke in my ear.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, and like a bunch of other shit, and that
it was this one brand of cards that she could mark.
She knew how to mark them, so like the backside
of the playing card as a teal if it's a
suited card or whatever, or like a face card.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, it was a flaw in the design of the card.
And he found it.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Took him for like combined like thirty million or something,
and then the Borgata wired him, and then the Crockford's
one withheld the wire and then they both suited him.
They won, they won, which is kind of I mean,
like kind of bullshit because they're fucking you the entire time.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
They could see now wait, they won the lawsuit even
though they were cheating. No, no, no, no, Phil, I mean
cheating is a strong word. He found an edge with
the design, he gained the system. Yeah, and he won
a bunch of money for casinos and coos were like,
fuck you, you're cheating, and they suited him inn open court
and they won. He got all their money back. Yeah.
Oh wait, so he made thirty million yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
(08:50):
and then they basically came after him for it, playing
bakaradude that's fucking.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Yeah crazy and just with this Chinese lady next to him,
just telling him in his ear like you know what's coming.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Monkey monkey monkey. They screamed for face guard, Larry Nose, faceguard,
monkey monkey.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
But it is.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
But this argument was like, you, guys, I gave you
this list of demand slash requests, you fulfilled them.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I beat you for this amount of money. Yeah, I
mean found they're doing it to you. Yeah, well I
guess if he says you got to use my cards,
that's the only way it works. Yeah, like I'd immediately
say no.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, but there's guys who are like superstitious and like,
you know, like you can be like I, you know,
like I win more with bicycle playing, you know whatever, and.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I need a cocaine on the tray with the Cantonese
woman blowing smoking at her. That's what you would have
been and you still lose. But I'd win, Yeah, but winning.
Let me see. So we were in south Band. Notre
Dame is nine and a half most of the week.
It ended at ten and a half. Wow, because I
(10:03):
even thought that's a lot of points. Yeah, because I
thought USC would travel. They roughed up Michigan and Notre Dame. CJ.
Carr didn't play very well. No, absolutely, but love Machine
was unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
You know, it suck those Someone here had him to
have two plus touchdowns and he had like three hundred
fucking yards.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
But the nine and a half and they win by ten.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Had you had you personally bet that game Saturday afternoon
and got USC plus ten and a half, you would
have squeezed that one on the.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, but I don't bet, No, I know, I want
nothing to do with it. No, I still don't believe
it's been forty years. That's so weird. Would you ever
get back to it? Yeah no, no no, yeah no I'd
never get that retirement. No no, no, no, no, no, no, yes,
I have no interest in all Right. So Dan, here's
what you're gonna want to do. You go to the Borgatta.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
You asked for a Chinese woman to sit next year.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
No, I want bad Larry blowing.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Dan.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Dan, we're going down for a little Crisscross.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, Larry will be your Cantonese woman at the criss
Cross poker table.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
So Larry's really good at Chrisscross. I don't know how
he does at all.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
There's no skill.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I lost four hundred bucks and fifteen minutes and there's
no skill in boker at Uh, that's not true.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Technically you could.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You have to read the vibes.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yes, and sure.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Now, bad Larry claims that he could tell he could
read me. Uh, playing cards. I believe that.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, if we played poker, Dan, I would know what
you had before you knew what you had.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, yeah, he said that to me, Larry. We got
to get into a poker game. I want to play cards, Larry.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Okay, anytime.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I'm free most of the time, except for today when
you're working. That would be the most larry thing ever.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Is like, he's like a bad security guard, but like
an autistic, savant poker player.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
With spray Yeah, the Dark Spring?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
How much Dan? How much money did Chauncey Billups make
in the NBA? Right, I'm going to me, why why
is he sixing the card game?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
That's crazy? Well, I don't know what his kickback was allegedly,
I don't know what that kickback would be. But let's
say somebody lost two hundred thousand.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Dollars and you brought him to the game.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
You brought him to the game, you get one hundred.
I would say they would give you fifty grand. I
don't know. I think it's probably fatter than that.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
But it's probably also just he likes the like I
feel like a lot of those guys just like kind
of the Jews.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Let's say you're playing the game twice a month. Twice
a month, you're making a hundred grand cash, no taxes,
no nothing, it is safe, and you're doing that eight.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Months a year your fucking friends or associates. That's that's impossible.
He can't want to do that. I haven't. I haven't
read anything about I heard in Rays this morning before
work someone told me that it was a poker game.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Why is It's not the NBA going.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
After, it's the FBI, it's Cashi apt Patel.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, we've got our finest on it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah. I don't know, but I would think that playing
poker would give you that juice that you wanted if
you're you know, a retired player like you have to
be coach like, well this is before he became a coach.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
So, by the way, wait a minute, October is Italian
Heritage American month, right, I don't Italian American Heritage month.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I'm pretty sure October is.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
So I think this, You know, my Cashi Apptel might
have gone after the Italians during their month. This could
be reverse discrimination, Danny.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
That would be bad to put it out there. Why
haven't they gotten them before? These families? I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I think they didn't then they kind of wasn't Gotti
sort of the end of that for the most part.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
A little bit AFTERCA, what have they been doing? Stock manipulation,
low shark and they're still doing booky stuff. Sure? Yeah,
I think like prostitution, drugs, Yeah, prostitute.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I think they started doing drugs because drugs were always
taboo like, and then.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Obviously La Costa.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yeah, and then they would do it. It was like
not telling on your friends. And then they all did
that too.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
That. Yeah, I'm not going to prison. I'm tattling right now. Yeah. Okay,
So let's look to this week, Shay, you're the leader
in the clubhouse. Let's do. Let's do college football. Yes, sir, Ray,
did you find out how much Chauncey Billups has made
in his career. He's made one hundred and six million dollars. Okay,
(14:35):
but you can't say, well, he has the money. Guys
who are billionaires, you know, cheating on all. Yeah, you
can't go why would you do it? You're a billionaire. No,
you're right. Nobody's ever said I got too much money.
No one, well except for you know, communists like yourself.
I'm a progressive, not a communist, but I mean, like
(14:57):
communists has too much money. It's a joke, and they
say that and they take all the funds and keep
themselves in the polar boro. China's kind of done that. Yeah,
in Russia. Yeah, although he does Putin does spread the
wealth with his buddies. Don't give props for.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
That turns into an aristocracy.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, he's made some friends be billionaires. It's a big deal. Yeah.
Not a lot of people could say that. But I
remember the Olympics in Sochi and he he spent now
this was allegedly like forty eight billion dollars, no shit on.
And he connected this ski mountain down to our village,
(15:37):
this beautiful highway. And then so he was creating this
little city and we were driving around and there were
fake houses.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
It's like it's it's like uh North Korea, or the
grocery store is like fake oranges and.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
No, no, no, there was nothing behind it.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Yeah, it's just like a like a flash.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
It's like a Hollywood set where you just have a yet. Yeah,
so you would you would look at it and you go, oh, okay,
it's a house, and there would just be like would
be hind it holding up this, you know, painting. It's
like downtown South Park. Yeah awesome, Yeah, all right, say.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Uh yeah tonight, Danny. We got a little South in
your mouth lane six and a half against Georgia Southern,
and then I got two FCS games San Diego minus
whatever the point star versus Davidson Fade Davison, and then
Penn plus the points versus Yale. This is at Yale.
I got seven and a half at my private little
(16:37):
gambling forum online that I won't mention.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
But San Diego the line pen is getting seven and
a half. Yeah, okay, we got to be We should
go to the game. Is that Saturday, Saturday. I think
penk could win. I really do. Uh, san Diego minus
the points? Do we know the points? I don't have
the line? No, but I'm going to hit that. Find that, okay?
And then South in your mouth lane six and a
half in Northern Illinois. Yeah, and you weighing five and
(17:02):
a half against Bulsted. All right, bad Larry. Your college
football picks all.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
One yearnit of stan I got Virginia Tech laying four
and a half the cow five and a half, five
and a half, Okay, I like Tech. I'm taking Bruckers
the College of New Jersey minus two and a half
against Purdue, Auburn minus to one and a half against Arkansas.
And this one's a little shaky, but I'm gonna take
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Alabama minus the eleven and a half against South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Ty Simpson is now the favorite to win the Heisman.
That's crazy. He's a good, a really good quarterback. Give
me Mendoza all day. He's done, he's done. Well, I'm
just saying ty Simpson got ripped a little bit that
opening laws Florida State, and I'm like that dude is
running for his life if they blocked for him. He's
He's a good, really good quarterback. I don't know if
he's a Heisman.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Guy, but Jeremiah loving the conversation yet.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I hope he is.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
But probably probably his best odds for a non for sure.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, yes, Ray, Auburn's actually plus one and a half. Larry,
I want to get on that.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Larry, Auburn is now plus one and a half. Correct, Wow, Wow, goods.
I'm gonna stay with it. But I wish they were
given points.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
No, I want to take that too. I want to
get on that. Auburt plus one and a half add
me to that. Come on, we let's do this.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Ship I say, I think Arkansas I'm not name beat
him by forty.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Right, Yeah, this is a Hugh Freeze moment. This is
where Hugh shows up, does some dirt, wins on the
road sec he stays around another fucking year. This is
Hugh Freeze moment.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
And I've watched them ship their pants in the fourth
corner a few times.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Sa, Sa, I'm telling you this is a huge spot,
all right, Dylan, all.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Right, well Dan, in light of that, I'm absolutely taking Arkansas.
That's my good right, That's gonna be a two banger,
that's my big battle.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I need to start making up some serious birthday boy
putting on his big yeah, double banger, double banger.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Okay, And I got Nevada plus twenty one and a
half at home against Boise State, Ques plus sixteen and
a half against Joji A Tech HM, the Memphis Tigers
plus four and a half against South Florida. And then
this is just a standing order Dandandy minus two and
a half against Missoo.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
How about our guy at all, Hail King Pavia, who
gets the Diego Pavia Award this week? You're not accepting that?
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Why it's not an You don't accept that you're given
given for what?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
For what? Ray?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Why you're betting on Ivy League spreads that you don't
even know the spreads of any lost.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
And I'm winning. That's the first Ivy League betup loss
this year, the over in the under. I took the
under in the Penn game and I lost. That's the
one fucking Ivy League loss I've had.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
You may as well just give it to bad Larry,
because Shay's acting a lot like him right now.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Fuck y'all, I reject award.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
You get the Diego Pavilla Award for one bad bet.
That's what it was. You had a bad bet on
the IVY.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Thank you, Larry. That is kind of sad. Gets sad.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
You gotta If you're gonna bet those, you gotta win those.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
On Larry's HR right now, he's going to pick up
the phone.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
What other you got anything else? They're Dylan?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yep, I've got Texas A and M minus two and
a half against LSUS.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Kelly BK loses.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
He's in bold on the unbeedables list, and I'm trying
to stick to the gurney right fucking now.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
That one's dad could be really dangerous. It could be
really safe for all. Yeah, all right, say you're actually
I got another one? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
The Dakota marker Dan is up for contests south to
katas Scota State.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah, North Dakota State.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Plus four and a half South Dakota State at home
Jack Graba State the Jack.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Now, I will watch that. Get hell yeah, I will
watch that. Future Farmers of America. You gotta watch that game.
But my brother went to South Dakota University of South Dakota,
the Coyotes. That's the brother who came back with the
special treats. Yes, Andy, and my dad wasn't happy to
see what my brother's brought back in nineteen seventy. Yeah. Cool.
I'd be so happy if my kids came back with
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like a bag full of.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Also, imagine going but imagine being intelleg.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Like those are mine being.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
In South Dakota or North Dakota and nineteen seventy in
college when that's you're in the you're in the sticks.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, I think you might have brought a shotgun back
as well. That would make sense. That would make a
ton of sense. That tracks, that's that's essential. Actually, And
he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet. Sounds smart to me.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
He's yeah, nineteen seventy, there was probably like seven more
bears there he was.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
He's uh square like he's you know, yeah, but he's
you know, very very nice man, I like him already. Yeah.
One of my idols. Oh cool, yeah, one of my
beat leukemia, no ship. Yeah nice played football at South Dakota.
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I'm back with stuff and a shotgun. That's pretty badass.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. He got in a lot of trouble.
You know. He paved the way for the rest of
us to it away with stuff.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
My eldest brother was like that, he was a train wreck.
One of my idols. Too big, big job, now big deal,
blah blah blah. But he was a train wreck in
high school. So every time I did something, they were like, well.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Him.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
My sister had a fucking cakewalk. I was the paver
and I now I remember coming home from like break
one time, She's just on the couch smoking the living
room catch smoking a bong, and I was like, I
would have gotten murdered for that.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
In high school. I remember my second oldest brother, he
was a DJ in Columbus, and I remember I went
to see him with my mom. Oh yeah yeah, mister
Bill afternoon drive and we go into his apartment after
he's done, and he's got a bong on the table,
and I'm thinking, man, this is gonna be awesome, Mom's
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going to go after him, and he talked his way
out of trouble by saying that he just helped him
come down after he was doing his radio girl and
that that instead of drinking. Then he got to Uh,
that's a pro move that I've actually used. She bought it.
But this is also the same brother who I think
(23:11):
it was right before homecoming weekend when he got the
chalk thing for the football field and he drew a
huge penis on the middle of the.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Yeah, we sound like Kindred Spirits the rock on this
that didn't go over.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Well, that's my new favorite brother. Well, he drew this
huge penis on the football Yeah, huge penis on the
middle of the football field. And I think it was
homecoming uh night. There was a girl's track meet that
day too, with a huge penis on the football field.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Drew a dick on the field and used the old
I'm smoking weed so I drink less thing.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
That's yeah, genius. Yeah, And then you know I came
along and they're like, I was sort of like Richie
Cunningham from Happy Days. That was square. I didn't drink
at all in high school. I didn't do anything. You
didn't even drink in high school. But I did love girls.
I will say that I got in trouble. But the
love you promiscuously eighth grade, eighth.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
In public or in school or just.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
What do you mean? No, like you know, kind of
wherever you can go? Yea. Her parents would leave the house.
Did she work second shift? Her parents? Now? Were she worked? Worship? Here? Ship? Yeah?
(24:38):
So hell okay? What else? Uh so? All right, NFL
chang NFL. By the way, my first winning week in
the NFL last week, thank you, thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Great, okay, nobody cares. Uh where's the NFL? Oh yeah,
I got to fight in Higahuascas, the.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
New Higahuascas plus three. I think it's a genie, yes
against the old man. And then I got in. But
that said Pittsburgh, Yeah, and the Steelers are getting three. Yeah,
well that's weird, fucking weird. I'm taking it. Okay. Uh
and then uh Anti plus one and a half against
the Texans. Okay, bad Larry, NFL picks.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Okay, hang on hire for one second. I'm not allowed
to drive this car while I'm talking on my phone.
Can't let me.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Go to Dylan, bad Larry, let me go to Dylan.
I'll come back to here, right Dylan NFL. All right,
Dan continue, he's going to get fired enter this phone.
It hasn't happened now though, I mean, how did he
get hired? Did he get that benefits is like, does
he get like healthcare or some ship? Right? Yeah? All right,
(25:53):
go ahead, all right, Dan.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Parlam.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yeah, it's come so close, and every time I don't
do it, it fucking hits.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
So I'm just sticking to it. T J.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Hockinson anytime touchdown, George Kittle, anytime touchdown, Evan Ingram hopefully
finally anytime touchdown.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
They should have given Hawkinson a touchdown last week. Yeah,
Ferguson is who you should be adding to that. Lass
I know, but he's too hot. He's too hot. Now,
look who loves the Cowboys Here we go. Hey, i'mbout
our offense number one.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
If they would have beaten the Eagles, like, that's all
I can think about it, they wouldn't have tied and
they would have actually beaten the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
It's all I think about it every day.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
If that is what gets them out of the playoffs,
they trade for a pass rusher, I'm gonna fucking I
swear to christ I'm gonna get fired from my job.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, well, burn down a building. No, no, no, if
they pass, If they trade for a pass rusher, I'm
gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna lose it. Well, they
need one, they should actually do that, Trey Hendrickson.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Dude, First off, off, if it's a white pass rusher,
that we get a whole nother fucking realm of Wow.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
They're gonna be moving some jerseys. Oh buddy, all right,
what else do you have there that pays out about
twenty seven?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
And then they should just have like a white merchandise, Yeah,
white merdchover here.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
You know, Jerry Jones is considered that probably.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, he got a shot down by Steven. Sure he
was at the doorstep, but uh, he was just checking
it out. He was over there pretending like you didn't.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Know what was going on.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
What was going on?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
D Well, what was going on? Governor Wallace?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I see it. Hey, what's going on over here?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
You feelers? Fuck out of here? Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
And if that's not enough, Dan, I've got another tight
end parlay. This is just a two legger for Sunday Night.
Tucker Craft and Johnny Smith.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
What does that pay seven fifty? Okay, okay, Tucker Craft
was a thing first week, len'ty he's been he's been
pretty good. Okay, anything else.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Yep, And I'm calling this my dog shit seven point
teaser dan four teams Jets plus thirteen and a half,
Dolphins plus fourteen and a half, Browns plus fourteen, and
Titans plus twenty one.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I like that Browns bad and.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
That pays that plus one eighty and then I have
Broncos minus three and a half against the Cowboy.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Straight bat, Larry, are you able to talk?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yes? Yes, I park the car and I'm at the
boxy court. Now, Eagles minus one against the Giants and
Bengals minus one against the Jets.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Bengals are a pick of Bengals, not Bengals. It's not Bengals,
it's Bengals. Yeah, because there's a band called the Bengals. Yeah, great,
bad is that Susannah hanf I think so? All right,
Bengals pick them against the Jet. That one's weird too.
That's a creepy look like yeah, that screams Jets Jet
(28:54):
fucking win one. Yeah, h win win win for Woody.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Or if they lose this week if they lose this week,
Hammer and the Jets next Ambassadors.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Okay, what else there?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
These are two units though, dan so Eagles Cincinnati. Then
the next one is the Falcons minus one and a
half against Miami and the Ravens Bears game going under
fifty six and a half.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Two units also, he actually got those points right now, Goler.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Then I have a three team team who Chiefs plus
a half?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Hold on, hold on Chiefs minus two and a half.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Is the Cheese twelve and a half of the game.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah, Jay and Daniels didn't play in yep, Marcus Mauddyoda, So.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
I'm minus two and a half best, fine, I'll stay
with that.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Cowboys plus thirteen against the Broncos. Yeah, that's trouble and
the Chargers Vikings over thirty four and a half Okay.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
The best defense by far they've seen this year by
four Bronco. Yeah, has part of it something about they
do have a white quarterback though, so maybe there's some.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Are they're going to pick on him. Half could be
Jason Seahorn's son, could be some reverse discrimination you're big
on a reverse discrimination needs to be talked about every
now and then, every now and then or all the time,
every week, Yes, Marvin, which I'll be all right, all right, Yes,
it's gonna be just fun. The Shayan Irving Podcast. Yeah
(30:21):
we did Dylan involved in this one. Are we doing
it this week? I don't remember, I think so okay, Yeah,
are you going over? You're swinging through? I might swing
there might be weird. I'm gonna have to stop over again. Money. Hey,
we've been wanting you to. I'm gonna wear a clone.
She's out of town. You gotta show and see if
(30:42):
it's real. You know that's the right show? Was some
actual paeromones. Yeah, she might fucking lock me out of
the house. Uh so, Shae Irving Podcast, wherever you get
your podcast? Bat Larry at the Botti ball court.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Now, I'm not at the boy ball, but Joe Ciliato
is sitting here waiting for him, looking at me like
what am I doing? It's supposed to start at once.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Nobody knows who he is.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
It doesn't matter who he is, your friend of mine.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Tal In from New Jersey.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
He's gonna catch a little beating right now. You got it, Damn.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Okay, go ahead, all right, Larry, Luck that's bad Larry
from New Jersey. Uh So for Dylan, I gotta find
a new way. I can't just say you're not Dylan
the graphics guy, You're Dylan dal In the meat man,
the meat man, slugging the meat. Just a meaty F Dylan.
(31:37):
That's good F Dylan for a big day, Ray, as
every day is a big day for Ray. Marvin who
has to listen to this, and of course Shay and
Irving and yours truly, Dan Patrick takes a gamble in
more ways than one. Thanks for joining us. We'll talk
to you next week.
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan
the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You know, we're in South Bend, Indiana, and all of
a sudden, I got people telling me asking me about
Bad Larry, telling me stories about Bad Larry. Some guy
named Pumpy. Is that his name? Pumpy? Larry Larry? Every week?
(00:50):
This is Larry.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, I'm here, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I was talking to about the guy I met in
South Bend when we went for the Notre Dame USC
game named Pumpy.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, my boy, Pump okay.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Uh. He specializes in.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
What drinking shots and bartender okay.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Also he's a bartender.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yes, okay, springing like golf club. I don't know if
we should be saying.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
This, probably not. Well, we did the bag and then
I meet the guy who kind of heads up their
media center, Pat Scanlon used to be a sportscaster in Jersey,
and uh, all of a sudden, he goes, hey, I
know bad, Larry, No way, yes, Jesus. The fact that
it was two two people. No, So Pat Scanlon, who's
(01:42):
a Jersey guy used to work for the cover the
New York Giants. Larry, that's when you speak.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I thought you were trying to explain to shy. Yeah,
I know, Pat Scanlon, very.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well, what are you doing? Wait? Wait, come on, are
you in drugs? Larry? Are you drinking?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Okay? Here, you know I work Tuesday and Wednesday at
the Army camp. They fucking need me today. So I
told him, look, I'm driving to Connecticut tonight. I don't
know if I should be saying this, so I said, look,
i'll give you the six o'clock, but I already have
a one o'clock botchy tournament schedules. So I'm gonna do
(02:24):
the podcast, I'm gonna go do the boxiet then I'm
gonna leave it six.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And you're going to am I seeing you tonight.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay. Now here's where it gets a little. I might
I might not drive to Connecticut till tomorrow morning. I'll
be up to the wife when I get home. But
you will see me tomorrow at the latest, but possibly tonight.
Now it'll be too late tonight.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay, well tomorrow not coming up yet to you?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, you're if you're coming up here, you're getting a
spray tan.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Will I'm only coming up there to take the ferry
to over Long Island for that engagement party.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Cool? Perfect.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I don't think I can't be the center of attention
at the engagement party.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
You're going to do it either way.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That wouldn't be fair.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Aren't you going to be the center of attention? No
matter if you get a spray tan.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Or not there, it'll I'd be drawn way more with
the sprays hand. I got people who want to come up.
Pumpy is one of them. He wants to come up
for the spray can and he won't be able to
make it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
So oh well that case, Oh yeah, we got to
have Pumpy there.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Picture you dark is setting sprays han a white suit
at the engagement party.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Those teeth are gonna glisten. But can you wear white
after labor day?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
What's worse wearing it after labor day or at a wedding?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, you can't wear white.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
At a wedding, worse engagement party though.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Oh yeah, we're white party recapping bad Larry uh one
one unit last week?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Right, Shay's Dallas Cowboys killed me.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Hay got one unit last week. So you're plus nine
bad Larry's minus one. Dylan is minus thirty one and
a half one year. See that's the when you go,
oh man, you must have a bad week. No, only
lost one unit.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
When you lower your expectations, you win more often in
your on mind.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Jesus, uh Jesus.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So we start to show today, right before the start
of the show, and all of a sudden, it's like
Chauncey Billups has been arrested, Like, oh, what happened last night?
Hey coach last night? No ship, hall of favor Chauncey
Billings yeah yeah, and gambling scandal and did he target
fish to come in? And then they had all kinds
(04:50):
of like a you know, cheating with glasses and marked
cards and an X ray table poker table allegedly alleged
at the Italians are back. They the mom they they mentioned,
I mean they've been gone for a long time. Welcome
back to the chat.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
John Gotti Jr. Is back in business.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Let's go so secret shuffling machines, unbelievable credit uh or
I should say card reading, poker, chip trays, X rays,
contact lenses, glasses. It's insane. It is insane.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I thought it was like the prop thing for Chauncey,
but I guess that's rosier. There's a bunch of them
with that. But Chauncey was just getting big old allegedly
fish to come play with, you know, NBA superstars and
all this ship, and they're just dumping hundreds of thousands
of dollars onto the fucking table.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
At what point do you say? Now, Bad Larry would
play a weekly poker game and he'd play against some
really shitty poker players and they'd always be retired doctors
or whatever, and Bad Larry never lost. They would always lose,
but Larry would say they'd always come back. At what
point do you say, why is it that I keep
losing winning your junkies? Yea, And I'm not accusing Larry
(06:07):
of cheating. I'm just saying that's these guys kept losing, right.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
No, No, but Dan, so there's eight guys in a game.
I can win every week, and I did for like
fifteen years. But the other six guys or seven guys
in the game, three of them will winning, four lose,
and they would win, you know, back and forth every
other week. There's a couple of guys who lost every
week and a couple of guys who won, you know,
(06:34):
ninety percent of the time. And that happens in most
poker games.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I have a yeah, I have a game with Private
Equity dudes that we play monthly, and it's like it's
the same exact story.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
The losing doesn't like, the same guys lose, same guys lose,
and I mean, the all ends over and over, rebuy, rebuy, rebuy.
It's it's it's crazy, but the same dude show up
every time it's announced. But but to have an X
ray take that's different different.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I've seen those glasses where you it can allegedly but
you yeah it can, it can like uh, the print
like it basically turns the card like semi translucent. I
think it like sees through, so you can kind of
just catch like the corner of like the suit or
like number, like if it's an ace.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Or whatever, somebody could get killed. That's when you got
to host the game yourself. You say no, no, no, We're
gonna do it at my house this time. I've lost
ten weeks in a row. Let's see what happens at
Mi casa.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Mother. That's what you know.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
You know that Phil Ivy story where the poker player
he with Baccara, he at the Borgatta and uh Crockford's casino,
and then I think he basically because he was such
a high roller, he went to them and he was like,
and it's not unheard of. He's like, here's my list
of like playing demands, because you don't think you can
be superstitious. So he's like, I want this brand of cards.
(07:54):
I need a Cantonese woman sitting next to.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Me playing blowing smoke in my ear.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, and like a bunch of other shit, and that
it was this one brand of cards that she could mark.
She knew how to mark them, so like the backside
of the playing card as a teal if it's a
suited card or whatever, or like a face card.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, it was a flaw in the design of the card.
And he found it.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Took him for like combined like thirty million or something,
and then the Borgata wired him, and then the Crockford's
one withheld the wire and then they both suited him.
They won, they won, which is kind of I mean,
like kind of bullshit because they're fucking you the entire time.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
They could see now wait, they won the lawsuit even
though they were cheating. No, no, no, no, Phil, I mean
cheating is a strong word. He found an edge with
the design, he gained the system. Yeah, and he won
a bunch of money for casinos and coos were like,
fuck you, you're cheating, and they suited him inn open court
and they won. He got all their money back. Yeah.
Oh wait, so he made thirty million yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
(08:50):
and then they basically came after him for it, playing
bakaradude that's fucking.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Yeah crazy and just with this Chinese lady next to him,
just telling him in his ear like you know what's coming.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Monkey monkey monkey. They screamed for face guard, Larry Nose, faceguard,
monkey monkey.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
But it is.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
But this argument was like, you, guys, I gave you
this list of demand slash requests, you fulfilled them.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I beat you for this amount of money. Yeah, I
mean found they're doing it to you. Yeah, well I
guess if he says you got to use my cards,
that's the only way it works. Yeah, like I'd immediately
say no.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, but there's guys who are like superstitious and like,
you know, like you can be like I, you know,
like I win more with bicycle playing, you know whatever, and.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I need a cocaine on the tray with the Cantonese
woman blowing smoking at her. That's what you would have
been and you still lose. But I'd win, Yeah, but winning.
Let me see. So we were in south Band. Notre
Dame is nine and a half most of the week.
It ended at ten and a half. Wow, because I
(10:03):
even thought that's a lot of points. Yeah, because I
thought USC would travel. They roughed up Michigan and Notre Dame. CJ.
Carr didn't play very well. No, absolutely, but love Machine
was unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
You know, it suck those Someone here had him to
have two plus touchdowns and he had like three hundred
fucking yards.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
But the nine and a half and they win by ten.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Had you had you personally bet that game Saturday afternoon
and got USC plus ten and a half, you would
have squeezed that one on the.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, but I don't bet, No, I know, I want
nothing to do with it. No, I still don't believe
it's been forty years. That's so weird. Would you ever
get back to it? Yeah no, no no, yeah no I'd
never get that retirement. No no, no, no, no, no, no, yes,
I have no interest in all Right. So Dan, here's
what you're gonna want to do. You go to the Borgatta.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
You asked for a Chinese woman to sit next year.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
No, I want bad Larry blowing.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Dan.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Dan, we're going down for a little Crisscross.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, Larry will be your Cantonese woman at the criss
Cross poker table.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
So Larry's really good at Chrisscross. I don't know how
he does at all.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
There's no skill.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I lost four hundred bucks and fifteen minutes and there's
no skill in boker at Uh, that's not true.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Technically you could.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You have to read the vibes.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yes, and sure.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Now, bad Larry claims that he could tell he could
read me. Uh, playing cards. I believe that.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, if we played poker, Dan, I would know what
you had before you knew what you had.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, yeah, he said that to me, Larry. We got
to get into a poker game. I want to play cards, Larry.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Okay, anytime.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I'm free most of the time, except for today when
you're working. That would be the most larry thing ever.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Is like, he's like a bad security guard, but like
an autistic, savant poker player.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
With spray Yeah, the Dark Spring?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
How much Dan? How much money did Chauncey Billups make
in the NBA? Right, I'm going to me, why why
is he sixing the card game?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
That's crazy? Well, I don't know what his kickback was allegedly,
I don't know what that kickback would be. But let's
say somebody lost two hundred thousand.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Dollars and you brought him to the game.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
You brought him to the game, you get one hundred.
I would say they would give you fifty grand. I
don't know. I think it's probably fatter than that.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
But it's probably also just he likes the like I
feel like a lot of those guys just like kind
of the Jews.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Let's say you're playing the game twice a month. Twice
a month, you're making a hundred grand cash, no taxes,
no nothing, it is safe, and you're doing that eight.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Months a year your fucking friends or associates. That's that's impossible.
He can't want to do that. I haven't. I haven't
read anything about I heard in Rays this morning before
work someone told me that it was a poker game.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Why is It's not the NBA going.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
After, it's the FBI, it's Cashi apt Patel.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, we've got our finest on it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah. I don't know, but I would think that playing
poker would give you that juice that you wanted if
you're you know, a retired player like you have to
be coach like, well this is before he became a coach.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
So, by the way, wait a minute, October is Italian
Heritage American month, right, I don't Italian American Heritage month.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I'm pretty sure October is.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
So I think this, You know, my Cashi Apptel might
have gone after the Italians during their month. This could
be reverse discrimination, Danny.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
That would be bad to put it out there. Why
haven't they gotten them before? These families? I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I think they didn't then they kind of wasn't Gotti
sort of the end of that for the most part.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
A little bit AFTERCA, what have they been doing? Stock manipulation,
low shark and they're still doing booky stuff. Sure? Yeah,
I think like prostitution, drugs, Yeah, prostitute.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I think they started doing drugs because drugs were always
taboo like, and then.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Obviously La Costa.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yeah, and then they would do it. It was like
not telling on your friends. And then they all did
that too.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
That. Yeah, I'm not going to prison. I'm tattling right now. Yeah. Okay,
So let's look to this week, Shay, you're the leader
in the clubhouse. Let's do. Let's do college football. Yes, sir, Ray,
did you find out how much Chauncey Billups has made
in his career. He's made one hundred and six million dollars. Okay,
(14:35):
but you can't say, well, he has the money. Guys
who are billionaires, you know, cheating on all. Yeah, you
can't go why would you do it? You're a billionaire. No,
you're right. Nobody's ever said I got too much money.
No one, well except for you know, communists like yourself.
I'm a progressive, not a communist, but I mean, like
(14:57):
communists has too much money. It's a joke, and they
say that and they take all the funds and keep
themselves in the polar boro. China's kind of done that. Yeah,
in Russia. Yeah, although he does Putin does spread the
wealth with his buddies. Don't give props for.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
That turns into an aristocracy.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, he's made some friends be billionaires. It's a big deal. Yeah.
Not a lot of people could say that. But I
remember the Olympics in Sochi and he he spent now
this was allegedly like forty eight billion dollars, no shit on.
And he connected this ski mountain down to our village,
(15:37):
this beautiful highway. And then so he was creating this
little city and we were driving around and there were
fake houses.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
It's like it's it's like uh North Korea, or the
grocery store is like fake oranges and.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
No, no, no, there was nothing behind it.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Yeah, it's just like a like a flash.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
It's like a Hollywood set where you just have a yet. Yeah,
so you would you would look at it and you go, oh, okay,
it's a house, and there would just be like would
be hind it holding up this, you know, painting. It's
like downtown South Park. Yeah awesome, Yeah, all right, say.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Uh yeah tonight, Danny. We got a little South in
your mouth lane six and a half against Georgia Southern,
and then I got two FCS games San Diego minus
whatever the point star versus Davidson Fade Davison, and then
Penn plus the points versus Yale. This is at Yale.
I got seven and a half at my private little
(16:37):
gambling forum online that I won't mention.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
But San Diego the line pen is getting seven and
a half. Yeah, okay, we got to be We should
go to the game. Is that Saturday, Saturday. I think
penk could win. I really do. Uh, san Diego minus
the points? Do we know the points? I don't have
the line? No, but I'm going to hit that. Find that, okay?
And then South in your mouth lane six and a
half in Northern Illinois. Yeah, and you weighing five and
(17:02):
a half against Bulsted. All right, bad Larry. Your college
football picks all.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
One yearnit of stan I got Virginia Tech laying four
and a half the cow five and a half, five
and a half, Okay, I like Tech. I'm taking Bruckers
the College of New Jersey minus two and a half
against Purdue, Auburn minus to one and a half against Arkansas.
And this one's a little shaky, but I'm gonna take
(17:28):
Alabama minus the eleven and a half against South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Ty Simpson is now the favorite to win the Heisman.
That's crazy. He's a good, a really good quarterback. Give
me Mendoza all day. He's done, he's done. Well, I'm
just saying ty Simpson got ripped a little bit that
opening laws Florida State, and I'm like that dude is
running for his life if they blocked for him. He's
He's a good, really good quarterback. I don't know if
he's a Heisman.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Guy, but Jeremiah loving the conversation yet.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I hope he is.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
But probably probably his best odds for a non for sure.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, yes, Ray, Auburn's actually plus one and a half. Larry,
I want to get on that.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Larry, Auburn is now plus one and a half. Correct, Wow, Wow, goods.
I'm gonna stay with it. But I wish they were
given points.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
No, I want to take that too. I want to
get on that. Auburt plus one and a half add
me to that. Come on, we let's do this.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Ship I say, I think Arkansas I'm not name beat
him by forty.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Right, Yeah, this is a Hugh Freeze moment. This is
where Hugh shows up, does some dirt, wins on the
road sec he stays around another fucking year. This is
Hugh Freeze moment.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
And I've watched them ship their pants in the fourth
corner a few times.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Sa, Sa, I'm telling you this is a huge spot,
all right, Dylan, all.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Right, well Dan, in light of that, I'm absolutely taking Arkansas.
That's my good right, That's gonna be a two banger,
that's my big battle.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I need to start making up some serious birthday boy
putting on his big yeah, double banger, double banger.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Okay, And I got Nevada plus twenty one and a
half at home against Boise State, Ques plus sixteen and
a half against Joji A Tech HM, the Memphis Tigers
plus four and a half against South Florida. And then
this is just a standing order Dandandy minus two and
a half against Missoo.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
How about our guy at all, Hail King Pavia, who
gets the Diego Pavia Award this week? You're not accepting that?
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Why it's not an You don't accept that you're given
given for what?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
For what? Ray?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Why you're betting on Ivy League spreads that you don't
even know the spreads of any lost.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
And I'm winning. That's the first Ivy League betup loss
this year, the over in the under. I took the
under in the Penn game and I lost. That's the
one fucking Ivy League loss I've had.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
You may as well just give it to bad Larry,
because Shay's acting a lot like him right now.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Fuck y'all, I reject award.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
You get the Diego Pavilla Award for one bad bet.
That's what it was. You had a bad bet on
the IVY.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Thank you, Larry. That is kind of sad. Gets sad.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
You gotta If you're gonna bet those, you gotta win those.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
On Larry's HR right now, he's going to pick up
the phone.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
What other you got anything else? They're Dylan?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yep, I've got Texas A and M minus two and
a half against LSUS.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Kelly BK loses.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
He's in bold on the unbeedables list, and I'm trying
to stick to the gurney right fucking now.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
That one's dad could be really dangerous. It could be
really safe for all. Yeah, all right, say you're actually
I got another one? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
The Dakota marker Dan is up for contests south to
katas Scota State.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah, North Dakota State.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Plus four and a half South Dakota State at home
Jack Graba State the Jack.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Now, I will watch that. Get hell yeah, I will
watch that. Future Farmers of America. You gotta watch that game.
But my brother went to South Dakota University of South Dakota,
the Coyotes. That's the brother who came back with the
special treats. Yes, Andy, and my dad wasn't happy to
see what my brother's brought back in nineteen seventy. Yeah. Cool.
I'd be so happy if my kids came back with
(21:03):
like a bag full of.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Also, imagine going but imagine being intelleg.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Like those are mine being.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
In South Dakota or North Dakota and nineteen seventy in
college when that's you're in the you're in the sticks.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, I think you might have brought a shotgun back
as well. That would make sense. That would make a
ton of sense. That tracks, that's that's essential. Actually, And
he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet. Sounds smart to me.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
He's yeah, nineteen seventy, there was probably like seven more
bears there he was.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
He's uh square like he's you know, yeah, but he's
you know, very very nice man, I like him already. Yeah.
One of my idols. Oh cool, yeah, one of my
beat leukemia, no ship. Yeah nice played football at South Dakota.
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I'm back with stuff and a shotgun. That's pretty badass.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. He got in a lot of trouble.
You know. He paved the way for the rest of
us to it away with stuff.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
My eldest brother was like that, he was a train wreck.
One of my idols. Too big, big job, now big deal,
blah blah blah. But he was a train wreck in
high school. So every time I did something, they were like, well.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Him.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
My sister had a fucking cakewalk. I was the paver
and I now I remember coming home from like break
one time, She's just on the couch smoking the living
room catch smoking a bong, and I was like, I
would have gotten murdered for that.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
In high school. I remember my second oldest brother, he
was a DJ in Columbus, and I remember I went
to see him with my mom. Oh yeah yeah, mister
Bill afternoon drive and we go into his apartment after
he's done, and he's got a bong on the table,
and I'm thinking, man, this is gonna be awesome, Mom's
(22:49):
going to go after him, and he talked his way
out of trouble by saying that he just helped him
come down after he was doing his radio girl and
that that instead of drinking. Then he got to Uh,
that's a pro move that I've actually used. She bought it.
But this is also the same brother who I think
(23:11):
it was right before homecoming weekend when he got the
chalk thing for the football field and he drew a
huge penis on the middle of the.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Yeah, we sound like Kindred Spirits the rock on this
that didn't go over.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Well, that's my new favorite brother. Well, he drew this
huge penis on the football Yeah, huge penis on the
middle of the football field. And I think it was
homecoming uh night. There was a girl's track meet that
day too, with a huge penis on the football field.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Drew a dick on the field and used the old
I'm smoking weed so I drink less thing.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
That's yeah, genius. Yeah, And then you know I came
along and they're like, I was sort of like Richie
Cunningham from Happy Days. That was square. I didn't drink
at all in high school. I didn't do anything. You
didn't even drink in high school. But I did love girls.
I will say that I got in trouble. But the
love you promiscuously eighth grade, eighth.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
In public or in school or just.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
What do you mean? No, like you know, kind of
wherever you can go? Yea. Her parents would leave the house.
Did she work second shift? Her parents? Now? Were she worked? Worship? Here? Ship? Yeah?
(24:38):
So hell okay? What else? Uh so? All right, NFL
chang NFL. By the way, my first winning week in
the NFL last week, thank you, thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Great, okay, nobody cares. Uh where's the NFL? Oh yeah,
I got to fight in Higahuascas, the.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
New Higahuascas plus three. I think it's a genie, yes
against the old man. And then I got in. But
that said Pittsburgh, Yeah, and the Steelers are getting three. Yeah,
well that's weird, fucking weird. I'm taking it. Okay. Uh
and then uh Anti plus one and a half against
the Texans. Okay, bad Larry, NFL picks.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Okay, hang on hire for one second. I'm not allowed
to drive this car while I'm talking on my phone.
Can't let me.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Go to Dylan, bad Larry, let me go to Dylan.
I'll come back to here, right Dylan NFL. All right,
Dan continue, he's going to get fired enter this phone.
It hasn't happened now though, I mean, how did he
get hired? Did he get that benefits is like, does
he get like healthcare or some ship? Right? Yeah? All right,
(25:53):
go ahead, all right, Dan.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Parlam.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yeah, it's come so close, and every time I don't
do it, it fucking hits.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
So I'm just sticking to it. T J.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Hockinson anytime touchdown, George Kittle, anytime touchdown, Evan Ingram hopefully
finally anytime touchdown.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
They should have given Hawkinson a touchdown last week. Yeah,
Ferguson is who you should be adding to that. Lass
I know, but he's too hot. He's too hot. Now,
look who loves the Cowboys Here we go. Hey, i'mbout
our offense number one.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
If they would have beaten the Eagles, like, that's all
I can think about it, they wouldn't have tied and
they would have actually beaten the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
It's all I think about it every day.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
If that is what gets them out of the playoffs,
they trade for a pass rusher, I'm gonna fucking I
swear to christ I'm gonna get fired from my job.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, well, burn down a building. No, no, no, if
they pass, If they trade for a pass rusher, I'm
gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna lose it. Well, they
need one, they should actually do that, Trey Hendrickson.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Dude, First off, off, if it's a white pass rusher,
that we get a whole nother fucking realm of Wow.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
They're gonna be moving some jerseys. Oh buddy, all right,
what else do you have there that pays out about
twenty seven?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
And then they should just have like a white merchandise, Yeah,
white merdchover here.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
You know, Jerry Jones is considered that probably.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, he got a shot down by Steven. Sure he
was at the doorstep, but uh, he was just checking
it out. He was over there pretending like you didn't.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Know what was going on.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
What was going on?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
D Well, what was going on? Governor Wallace?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I see it. Hey, what's going on over here?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
You feelers? Fuck out of here? Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
And if that's not enough, Dan, I've got another tight
end parlay. This is just a two legger for Sunday Night.
Tucker Craft and Johnny Smith.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
What does that pay seven fifty? Okay, okay, Tucker Craft
was a thing first week, len'ty he's been he's been
pretty good. Okay, anything else.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Yep, And I'm calling this my dog shit seven point
teaser dan four teams Jets plus thirteen and a half,
Dolphins plus fourteen and a half, Browns plus fourteen, and
Titans plus twenty one.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I like that Browns bad and.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
That pays that plus one eighty and then I have
Broncos minus three and a half against the Cowboy.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Straight bat, Larry, are you able to talk?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yes? Yes, I park the car and I'm at the
boxy court. Now, Eagles minus one against the Giants and
Bengals minus one against the Jets.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Bengals are a pick of Bengals, not Bengals. It's not Bengals,
it's Bengals. Yeah, because there's a band called the Bengals. Yeah, great,
bad is that Susannah hanf I think so? All right,
Bengals pick them against the Jet. That one's weird too.
That's a creepy look like yeah, that screams Jets Jet
(28:54):
fucking win one. Yeah, h win win win for Woody.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Or if they lose this week if they lose this week,
Hammer and the Jets next Ambassadors.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Okay, what else there?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
These are two units though, dan so Eagles Cincinnati. Then
the next one is the Falcons minus one and a
half against Miami and the Ravens Bears game going under
fifty six and a half.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Two units also, he actually got those points right now, Goler.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Then I have a three team team who Chiefs plus
a half?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Hold on, hold on Chiefs minus two and a half.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Is the Cheese twelve and a half of the game.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah, Jay and Daniels didn't play in yep, Marcus Mauddyoda, So.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
I'm minus two and a half best, fine, I'll stay
with that.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Cowboys plus thirteen against the Broncos. Yeah, that's trouble and
the Chargers Vikings over thirty four and a half Okay.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
The best defense by far they've seen this year by
four Bronco. Yeah, has part of it something about they
do have a white quarterback though, so maybe there's some.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Are they're going to pick on him. Half could be
Jason Seahorn's son, could be some reverse discrimination you're big
on a reverse discrimination needs to be talked about every
now and then, every now and then or all the time,
every week, Yes, Marvin, which I'll be all right, all right, Yes,
it's gonna be just fun. The Shayan Irving Podcast. Yeah
(30:21):
we did Dylan involved in this one. Are we doing
it this week? I don't remember, I think so okay, Yeah,
are you going over? You're swinging through? I might swing
there might be weird. I'm gonna have to stop over again. Money. Hey,
we've been wanting you to. I'm gonna wear a clone.
She's out of town. You gotta show and see if
(30:42):
it's real. You know that's the right show? Was some
actual paeromones. Yeah, she might fucking lock me out of
the house. Uh so, Shae Irving Podcast, wherever you get
your podcast? Bat Larry at the Botti ball court.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Now, I'm not at the boy ball, but Joe Ciliato
is sitting here waiting for him, looking at me like
what am I doing? It's supposed to start at once.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Nobody knows who he is.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
It doesn't matter who he is, your friend of mine.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Tal In from New Jersey.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
He's gonna catch a little beating right now. You got it, Damn.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Okay, go ahead, all right, Larry, Luck that's bad Larry
from New Jersey. Uh So for Dylan, I gotta find
a new way. I can't just say you're not Dylan
the graphics guy, You're Dylan dal In the meat man,
the meat man, slugging the meat. Just a meaty F Dylan.
(31:37):
That's good F Dylan for a big day, Ray, as
every day is a big day for Ray. Marvin who
has to listen to this, and of course Shay and
Irving and yours truly, Dan Patrick takes a gamble in
more ways than one. Thanks for joining us. We'll talk
to you next week.
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