November 6, 2025 • 28 mins
On today's episode we talk to Shea in Irving about watching the Cowboys with one of his kids, we talk to Bad Larry about his "job" and what that entails, plus we get into this week's bets. Also Shea continues to talk bad about the state of Ohio. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of
gambling one bet at another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat and
now joined by bad Larry, Shyan Irving and Dylan the
graphics guy. I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You probably wish you didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Unfortunately I had it.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You know, my kid, I was the roommate was out
of town when I was alone with like the eldest
and the baby, and the eldest was so excited because
she could stay up late they didn't have school. The
next day she had her ceedee Lamb Jersey on ready
for the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
And it was just a fucking nightmare. Nightmare. Are you
raising them to become? Yeah, I mean she just wants
to be.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It's not like I have a choice, and you can
make disappointed looking at me with disappointment like.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You did this. That's not the first time, Hey Larry,
that's just standard.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Hello, Hello guys, how you go doing?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Hey Larry, we got botch ball, we got rays, I
got lunch. What do we got? Are you working?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Dan? It's Wednesday, man, Tuesday, Wednesday. I'm sitting down to
the beach. As soon as i can off the show.
I am going to lunch.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, you're supposed to be working, Well.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
You get a lunch hour. I'll get a couple of.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Them lunch hours.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
It's a union, man.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, I came in at twelve. They changed their hours.
Used to be ten till late. Now it's twelve till ten.
But we're going to change them back.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Wait, you worked till ten at night. See.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I can't, I can't. I can't answer that, Dan.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I thinks safe.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I like Larry keeping on the New Jersey tradition of
no show.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Jobs drinking on them. Are you? But there has to
be cameras in there monitoring you.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Now, I'm sitting at the beach.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
There's no cameras at the place you work to monitor
you not working?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Now, Dan, There in the car, there's a camera that
sees who's driving the car when you sign in?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Wait, are you an uber driver? Larry? Larry?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Talk less, dude.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I'm in a cop car parked down on the sand
on the Seagirt beach behind the lock gate. Nobody can
get to me. The camera's not watching me. It only
goes when if I'm driving and talking on the phone,
will say distracted driver, distracted driver.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Are you so you're a security guard in a security vehicle?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It'd be like Barney Fife.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Dan, I'm a security guard on a closed National Guard
training and State Police training facility.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Why do you keep you keep giving more information.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I'm the only guy here without a gun.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Dan, Oh, great, that's probably for the best.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
That's exactly what we need to hear.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Let me recap last week. A lost weekend here bad
Larry lost one unit. He's a now minus six, Dylan
lost three. He's minus thirty six and a half. Shay
lost four units. You're now at plus four. Yeah, who
takes the Diego Pavilla Award this week?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Dylan Well's sort of up for debate. I mean I did.
I did have Diego Pavia plus two and a half.
They mounted one of the greatest comebacks ever and lost
by three, and the line was plus three pregames, so
that was a consequential half point.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I thought that was a tricky line because I kept
thinking it was thinking, well, it's like the Cardinals against
the Cowboys. It was three and a half, and I go,
wait a minute, You're hosting the Cardinals and they have
a back of quarterback and you have one of the
better offenses in the NFL, one of the best, and
it was three and a half. Like a boy, that
is really weak vicious.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Do you think that lines like five and a half
of Kyler Murray starting?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't know, I don't know if it moves at all,
like he's fucking I. I thought it was going to
be about a five five and a half line, if
not a little more than that, because they were playing it,
you know, in Dallas, but I was.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
They were the very lopsided public money game to everyone
was yeah, boys, I.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Was shocked with that. So you you're not taking the
d What do you got Ray?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
It's gonna be Larry this week? Because Larry I think
you're oh in five on teasers this year?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Damn?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Why why am I getting it?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Because you your own five on teasers.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Tea you know you forget uh Shay lost his big bet.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Is two unit bed Oh wow wow.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I was four and two in college and should have
been five and two, five and one Georgia. I mean
I understand taking I understand taking the knee on on
that run, not scoring a touchdown. If you're up a
point or down one or two points, run the clock
down and kick the field goal to win. If you're
up one, you can't kick off, and you know, let
them score touchdown and go for two point conversion. But
(05:17):
you're up for score the touchdown, you dumb motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Wow, that was.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Hard to watch you.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Why are you?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Why are you? I mean he's wide open and he
just goes down and there's no comment. There's thirty seconds
left on o'clock. Well, the coaches say, a great smart decision.
You have no chance of losing the game. Score a touchdown,
your dummy.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
All right, I actually agree to take the glory of
boom before we uh recap and then start our bets
for this week.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Tom Brady cloned his dog. Okay, just arrest him now.
I gotta believe that he asked if he could be cloned.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Of course, this is the trial run, yes, of course.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Like's how he deduces it to the American public, like, oh,
it's about you know this stupid dog, and I care
about he does it.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
He doesn't give a fuck about the dog. Well, he
also owns part of the company.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh so weird. Yeah, I know, it's so weird. Tom
Brady's making money off of something.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Again, who would he do this if he didn't own
part of the company.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
No, I definitely wouldn't have publicized it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No, that's that's.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Put him in cuffs.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You're going to arrest tom Brady and deport him. Yeah,
why the.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Poor tom Brady.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
He's nefarious. Nothing he does is trustworthy. Everything he does
is for an angle. It's all about making money. I'm
sick of it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
He already looks like someone cloned tom Brady.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, and you know he might.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
He looks like a clown.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I bet QAnon has an idea about this.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Okay, let me read talk to your people there, talked
about people report back. Did you did you get the
win on Marist against Saint Thomas?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
He won forty five nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Saint Thomas cover.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I didn't even know there was a betting line. But
Saint Thomas minus sixteen and a half against Marist and
you you found it and then you jumped all over it.
It was beautiful. Your other games.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Didn't do well, dude, Tennessee Tech zero points scored in
the third quarter, complete goose egg that screwed the over
Penn not covering his brown as an embarrassment. O'Brien needs
to figure his shit out. That's bad. Bad.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Larry did okay in college.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
The teasers, I haven't wont a teas yet. I don't
have a teaser this week, thank god.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Well why were you doing teasers before if you weren't winning?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Well, I thought the NFL kind of has their lines
pretty close, and I might as well take a teaser.
And it doesn't matter what side you're on, a lot
of times you want it either way. And I just
didn't find any of those games.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I liked that you had Monmouth against Bryant under sixty
two and a half and you won that one.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
It told you why you maybe look at the line's
now down at like forty something.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
For this week.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
But their quarterback who was going to be a pro
broke his leg. He's out and they were scoring sixty
points a game, and how you got it? And it's like, mom,
but they don't have like three stud quarterbacks. The best
player on your team, you got Dylan's throwing.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Out her shooting without a gun quarterback with no gun.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Shot right exactly where good point.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Dylan had Vandy plus two and a half.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Watching that, I was like, they're gonna fucking come back
and win this game. And then it lands on. I mean,
if you had plus three, that's the best push of
all time.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah. By the way, bad Larry's three unit teaser. He
had the lines down to two and a half and
charges money two and a half. Ouch ouch.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Let them be all right, school El said Dan Isaiah
likely first touchdown score throws the ball to likely missus
Mark Andrews right after that.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
And that was like us for fourteen hundred.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, that would have gotten me kind of I'd be
working my way back at that point.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That leads us to this week. Shay, I'll start with you,
since you're still the leader in the clubhouse.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
They're right tonight game Danny n Iu to lead out
under forty three. And then on Saturday we got the
Wahoo's laying five and a half against Wake Forest Charlotte
EASTU over fifty four and the Liberty Missoo State over
forty eight and a half.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Fuck Okay, whose ring is on that necklace or that
chaine her mind? Oh they're your rings. Yeah, there's a
wedding band and then.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And then Dick Cheney's my pinky ring?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
What a pinky ring? I got family stamp?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Oh okay, yeah, no, I forgot to ask you. I
didn't know if it was your wife wedding band? Yeah,
I mean is that hers?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
No, it's mine?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Okay, by any wear it on your finger, you know.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Who.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
It gets in the way when you go. It's really
hard introducing yourself to people. Hands is really hard. Weighed
down by this wedding ban. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Uh, I'm a modern man, you know. It's all as
long as she's okay with it. She knows, she knows.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
She should wear like ten of them on there. So
people are like, what the hell happened? I am really
married or divorced ten times?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yes, yes, Marvin.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
He definitely calls his ring a curse of monogamy.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, that's an albatross you used. Maybe you used to
feel that way. No, never about the marriage. No, the
roommate's always been I've always been grateful I have been
married to her. Yeah, been grateful for the roommate she's
got in the way sometimes, you know, just trying to
you know, party, she try and like, weigh me down,
stop me, count my drinks.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh, here we go. I can't be doing drugs at
noon on a Wednesday.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Your wife was cock blocking.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
She was the worst. She was blood.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I'm just looking for some cultural enrichment and she's like, no,
just drink wine.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Like no, I want to you know, I want to
smell crack on on the bridge.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I want to pay. I want to pay almus for
a Latin American brothers And they work really hard and
they import some very good product and it takes a
long time to process it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
And they're dodging fucking missile and.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
They're dodging man from a leaf from a leaf, just
a leaf all the way to the powder form. That's
not easy.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
And I'm just here to appreciate entrepreneurs.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, someone who never took chemistry. It is. It really
boggles the mind.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Its impossible.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Did you did your wife count your drinks?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Though she would yeah, towards the end, she would be like,
we had a full bottle of whiskey last night and
this morning and it's empty. Yeah, I had company depression,
anger were here with me.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah I didn't take my lithium yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, yeah, well bad Larry will never have your whiskey.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
You never have to worry about now barf if he
drinks it.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, yeah, he'll never do that.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Maybe any masculine energy guns whiskey probably can't handle cocaine.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Larry does drink like a like a high school sophomore's
only Bodweiser and rum.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
And co rh I know, and Boons Farm.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
You know, I missed Boonswarre.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
That was like a dollar a bottle growing up.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
That was amazing.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Remember screwdrivers like you get the bottle the.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Tree made screwdriver, Yes, yeah, a fucking ranto and orange juice.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
It was.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It was so bad. But all you wanted to do
is if you were taking a girl out, then you'd
be like, I don't know, what do you want to drink?
How about boons Farm? Boons or screwdriver?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
A delicious warm screwdriver?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah all right, bad Larry.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
That's a real hangover, by the way, Yeah that's tough
as poison.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Well it's so sugary. Yeah, bad Larry. Your picks for
college football this week?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
College football over JMU fifty five and a half against Marshall,
Ohio State Lane. That's twenty nine and a half against
Purdue Maryland minus one and a half against Rutgers, back
to my La Tech half against Delaware, and Duke minus
(13:02):
eight and a half against you guys, Yukon.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Okay, Yukon's been surprisingly good.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, yeah, so was Duke.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Well, Duke's been great. Duke's been Duke's been very good.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
More competitive than Connecticut spin.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
And many Gas is doing something over there.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, uh, Dylan, all right, Dan, I got a little
maction parley tonight, tu Banger Toledo minus fourteen and a
half against the Northern Illinois and Kent State money line
they kid state or Kent Kent State, Kent State. They
went back to the state. Yeah, okay, it's a positive
to everything, Danny. You know, just trying to find Connecticut. Yeah,
(13:41):
hell yeah, absolutely, I feel like that's really not Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I don't think anybody disagrees with that.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Wow you did, have you you spent more of your
life in Connecticut at this.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Point probably yeah, yeah, but also spent time in Bristol.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah that's more like Ohio. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, sucks, but that was my very Ohio. It's Ohio, Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I just got a baseball camp in Bristol. Oh you
did like at the Paul Giamatti.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, yeah, I remember when I was at the Mothership,
there was a Friendlies across the street and there was
a McDonald McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
The Friendlies closed.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Oh no, there's not many of those around.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
The McDonald's is closed too. Across the street, oh no.
Across the street from the Mothership, that was Denver Clothes.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Where industry goes to die if you can't keep them Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
But we didn't have a cafeteria in the early part
of my stay at ESPN. Here you are crossing the
street at eight o'clock at night, you know, two lane
highway where they're going forty five fifty miles an hour
to go to McDonald's. We're just walking across the street.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
And I know that street, and there's no way at
this old age of mine across the street. No, you're
walking across the street risk in my life, that's literally
it's the highway.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I know.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Mickey Dews and I'd go sometimes with how we schwab
and stump the swamp so how he would get like
the left side of the menu, and then he would say,
I'll take a diet I'll take a diet coke.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
That's a classic fat guy move is the same thing,
but I like the taste, the taste of.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Really, once you become a can't do diet coke, I
love diet coke.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
That's my breakfast. I told you every.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Morning people who drink di.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Die cook and a cigarette. Yeah, wow, breakfast and champions.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Oh yeah, sorry, well now what do.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
You mean wakes me up? Gets me alert focused? It's
good you.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Take it comfaster coffee.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, it's too hot in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I don't like that ice coffee.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
There's too much work. We just ordered and go pick
it up. Order it order first off, Danny ordering fucking coffee.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Everybody these millennials and broke ordering coffee.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Like avocado toast and coffee. Now at the house, I
make the ship. At the house, Grab a diet coke
out of the fridge, Grab a cigarette out of the bowl.
Go to the garage. Bang a heater.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You don't smoke insigne, No, I don't smoke inside. What
do you mean you do?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Look like a Stig's inside kind of guy.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I did before, like you know, I had kids and ship. Yeah,
but now now you can't smoke inside? Why can't you
the roommate?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I mean, okay, freak the fuck out Dana's kids. He
smokes inside.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
You got a smoke eater and all that ship down
there down the basement.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I don't have some invest in your hobbies.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
To tell your wife great news, honey. I'm not going
to go to the garage to smoke. I'll smoke over
here and I've got a.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Fan or in the bathroom. Put the fan on the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
There's no chance she would ever go for that, but
I'll try and report back. Don't say it's saying any
who's advice for us? Okay? So what else do you
have here doing?
Speaker 6 (16:46):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So I got that Max parlay tonight, Texas Tech minus
ten against BYU. Texas Tech is a wagon, b Wyu's good.
They are good.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
They got they got a good quarterback.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Ten's a lot.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, ten is a lot. Okay. Vandy minus six and
a half against Auburn right now until the wheels come off,
shild would you imagine Vanderbilt being a touchdown favorite against Auburn?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Amazing?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Wake forest money?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Do they win that one? For Hugh Freeze? That was rally? Yeah,
rally like Penn State's been doing that for James Franklin.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Do it for Hugh Yeah, Wake Forest money line against
u v A two five friend shay, okay, and then
the Rainbow Warriors plus seven at home against San Diego
State in the late slot.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
He's an ally.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Okay. You do have to be honest with Virginia though,
because they may make the playoffs. But if you look
that they beat NC State by four, they beat Washington
State by two, they beat North Carolina by one.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
They beat Florida State.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
They yeah, but Florida State's not good. Okay, Florida State
they beat Cow, Cow's not good.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
They still beat them.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I know they're not good.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
It's like Indiana last year didn't beat anybody.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
And then they got and then they.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Played not to lose in the playoffs. They didn't play
to win.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I mean, if Louisville's your best win, that's still a
good win. It's an okay win.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I don't think Wake's very good ranked win.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
No, not back when Sam Hartman was there, Hey, they
were good.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Uh the NFL, Okay, what is the Dan Patrick takes
a gamble team parlay her villain.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
So uh, Shay, Larry and myself, we're gonna start doing
this weekly. We're gonna each pick a leg for a parlay,
and there's no way that we can lose.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay, we'll go ahead.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
So Larry took Lamar anytime touchdown, I took Danny Dimes
anytime touchdown, and Shae missed took a Baker Mayfield anytime
touchdown the White Diego Pavilla which and actually Ray brought
up a good point. Did you see that parlay that
like big Cat and them hit over the weekend like
two hundred to win ninety grand Yeah, all quarterbacks scoring.
(19:05):
So we might be a little late to the boat
on that, but.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, all right, chall say uh chay NFL picks, Yeah,
Dandy Dimes lane six and a half against at Aliens,
I got Baker lane two and a half against the Pats,
and then the Jacobi Warriors.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Plus six and a half.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Take the money on you, cow. We'll see, we'll see
a sprinkle.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Ripes Seattle's pretty good there, agad, I know, bad layer
of your NFL.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Picks under the Bears Giants game forty eight and a half,
forty seven and a half, forty seven and a half.
Let me change that, Okay, Chargers minus three against the
Steelers Eagles plus two and a half against the Pack.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
That one's that's stinky too. I know stinky man makes
me nervous.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah right, How much money do I got to send you?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah? What are we doing this?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Really?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
We got it? Gotta we gotta send I want money
on it.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I don't want to, Yeah, I want to.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I want to.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
I want to win us.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
So we were talking about this. You want to do
fifty dollars each?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah? Are you in all this? Y?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
I can place it for us. Okay, you send me
fifty bucks each. I'll do one fifty on that parlay.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Okay, done, done?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, all right, that's good. All right, Dylan, all right,
Dan tight ends brock Bowers first touchdown and tomorrow Yeah,
plus at that. But when I keep I either do
one and then the other one scores, or I do two.
In neither room score. I'm just going with two brock
Bowers first touchdown plus one thousand and Evan Ingram first
(20:39):
touchdown plus twelve hundred tomorrow night. Just need one of
them and only one can, right. I got the Bucks
minus two and a half against the Patriots and then
the Niners money line against the Rams plus one sixty.
For whatever reason in my head, the Rams are the
boogeyman for the or the niners of the boogeyman for
the Rams.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Uh yeah, what Ray had the numbers? Shanahan is eleven
and seven both straight up and against the spread against
Sean McVay. All right, anything else that needs to be
mentioned on this program?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Actually, Dan, I so I have my NFL Division winner
Parlay plus fifty six seven. It's actually alive.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
So I've got the Ravens, Bills, questionable, Jaguars, that's a
tough one. The Colts, who I did not even consider, Packers,
who are currently favored, but they're pretty neck and neck
with the lines. And then Eagles, Bucks, Rams are all
pretty heavily favored now and then.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
The Chiefs slight dogs to the six thousand.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, I put I'd put like twenty on it to win,
like whatever. It is eleven grand okay, pretty good, which
would be cool. It's not gonna happen, but it is
kind of I would have figured it would be like
very dead in the water at this point.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I got you a little airtime extra. That's about it.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
You know, at the end, then it's worth it worth
the price of admission.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, that's good. It's about everytime. Uh bad Larry. Anything
you'd like, Dan, no.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Is Ray, I'm sending Ray fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Ray, do you know how to send fifty bucks electronically?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
No?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
No, I'm gonna go give cash to some guy at Rays.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's about right.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah, I have no idea how to do it.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
I might have Ray. I'll have Ray from Ray's cafe,
Ben Mode.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I know he is right to Ray, right Ray?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, so you'll fit. You'll get your fifty from me
in twenty minutes on a good time.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Okay, Uh, Dylan, you got anything.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Now, let's actually hit a fucking parla.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Hit a fucking parlay maybe with the three of.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Our minds together, Dan, okay. And then once we hit it,
I know you're gonna come calling. You're gonna want to.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Ask yes, And then I'm gonna start gambling again for
this of times, since it would be a great like
third act for.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
You if you just got addicted the parlor.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
He just like lost everything when I retire. Yeah, and
they go, oh my god, have you seen Dan just.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Nuke the whole the OTB screaming about the pony. Yeah,
he's watching Harness afternoon.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
He's gonna move to Italy. Now he's in Bridgeport.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, the Italian section of bridges Italy North End. Yeah, okay,
mind ya yeah, mind Jim Marvin.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
I like the north thing.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
It's beautiful except for all the Italians.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
It's it is funny because where I live it's Italians
and Blacks and it's good morning my neighbors. Everyone's super happy.
I told you my neighbor. He desperately wants to know what.
He has no clue, and it's hard when you pull
out a wat of cash and I say business is good. Yeah,
and my wife's like, Marvin, you just can't keep doing it.
I was like, hey, Italy, relax.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Wow, say I just keep burning down the same restaurant
for the insurance money.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Me too.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Wow, we got to burning it down. We had a
prominent Italian and go down in flames. Last night in
the city, Danny mister lost Dynasty.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I don't think that's a surprise. I'm just saying I
think it was a surprise that he was coming back.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I was surprised that he was coming back.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah, he got dominated, Yes he did.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Dominated. Wow.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Wow, Momny should just rock the fucking Guardian Angels beret.
The moment he gets in there.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Curtis Sleewa.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
That guy does rule. He was He was around when
I was like managing a McDonald's and beating the ship
out of people on the subway and they had it coming. Yeah,
goddamn here, that's right.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You're getting beat up by a guy in a beret.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Do you deserve Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Not. The Green beret now was much closer to a
French guy than a Green like.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
You deserve that.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Shan Irving wherever you get your podcast? Uh? Anything else
to be mentioned?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
No, we're good.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
It's what what do what?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Nothing feels like there's something there, you know, just watching
our country burn to hell.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Chairs moving to Brooklyn.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yeah, I'm moving to Brooklyn to fight the power from
the inside.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
That's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I'm gonna work with the administration.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You're gonna get jumped by like nine baristas and they're gonna.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
They're gonna find me out.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
They will sniff you from a mile away.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Dude's into capitalism. Yeah, they won't let you in.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah, that's too bad.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
There's certain places where you can't go. Yeah, No, for sure.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
There's a bunch You could cosplay ads like a hipster though,
depending that's if were that fucking sweater.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Did we crush you?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:52):
I got a lot of ship on that.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Aw No, it was not. It was right out of
like uh big Bowski.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
No, it was right out of Robert Redford, Robert Redford's.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Uh what what's that film where they have the uh,
what's that film festival that they have Sundance. Yeah, it's
right out of the Sundance catalog. Look, no, I felt
bad for you.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
I'm gonna wear it again tonight.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
You can straight out of Utah with that, straight out
of Utah.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Probably the only anti Mormon voice on this podcast, So
that's kind of ironic.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
I'm not really Mormon defender myself. I don't think any
truth teller.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
You guys.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
With a sweater that was so adorable.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
It was awesome. It looked great.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
If Paulie wore that, Yeah, Okay, it looks good Paulie.
You know he goes hicks out the foliage. Yeah, because
it's Paulie.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I would expect paul is supposed to look gay.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
You're right, a little off brand. It was very off brand.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
If yeah, did you have a copy of Catcher in
the Rye in your back pocket?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
I haven't read that a long time. Yeah, yeah, great paperback.
Next American novel. I looked like I was writing a novel.
Yes you did, Yeah, but I couldn't put pen to paper.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
People read.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
You're writing like the Jack Torrance novel where.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Writer's block. That's you know, you're I'll break through one day.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
No, you're addressing like you wrote Tuesdays with Maury, like
one of those You know, I've.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Been working on this children's but for nine years now.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
That would be funny.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Jack Ka, you're in You're Jack Carroll.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I wrote a book about banning books.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yes, ban this one. First Fahrenheit.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Uh for bat Larry, who is somewhere the Jersey shore
defending this great nation depending it without a gun. Yeah,
good luck with that. Larry might as well be London Off.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
For Mikey Cheryl, a nice win in the Jersey.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Oh are you a fan of Oh Mikey, Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Okay, all right, I didn't know you liked stock trading
defense contractors allegedly. Oh no, no, no, she she did it.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Have a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Come on, who cares? Who makes seven million to two years?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Not me? Mikey Cheryl does, though, on the Armed Services
fucking Committee. Trading defense stocks, get the fuck out of here.
New Jersey deserves her. She could work in the White House.
She might, She might be there in two years day yea.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
If she comes up with like Jersey coin or something, then.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Her families have all did it.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, it's great, okay, So for uh, for everybody here,
thanks for joining us. If you're still with us, and
good luck this weekend. It's our pleasure to serve you.
Dan Patrick takes again.
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of
gambling one bet at another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat and
now joined by bad Larry, Shyan Irving and Dylan the
graphics guy. I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You probably wish you didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Unfortunately I had it.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You know, my kid, I was the roommate was out
of town when I was alone with like the eldest
and the baby, and the eldest was so excited because
she could stay up late they didn't have school. The
next day she had her ceedee Lamb Jersey on ready
for the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
And it was just a fucking nightmare. Nightmare. Are you
raising them to become? Yeah, I mean she just wants
to be.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It's not like I have a choice, and you can
make disappointed looking at me with disappointment like.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You did this. That's not the first time, Hey Larry,
that's just standard.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Hello, Hello guys, how you go doing?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Hey Larry, we got botch ball, we got rays, I
got lunch. What do we got? Are you working?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Dan? It's Wednesday, man, Tuesday, Wednesday. I'm sitting down to
the beach. As soon as i can off the show.
I am going to lunch.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, you're supposed to be working, Well.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
You get a lunch hour. I'll get a couple of.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Them lunch hours.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
It's a union, man.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, I came in at twelve. They changed their hours.
Used to be ten till late. Now it's twelve till ten.
But we're going to change them back.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Wait, you worked till ten at night. See.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I can't, I can't. I can't answer that, Dan.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I thinks safe.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I like Larry keeping on the New Jersey tradition of
no show.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Jobs drinking on them. Are you? But there has to
be cameras in there monitoring you.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Now, I'm sitting at the beach.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
There's no cameras at the place you work to monitor
you not working?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Now, Dan, There in the car, there's a camera that
sees who's driving the car when you sign in?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Wait, are you an uber driver? Larry? Larry?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Talk less, dude.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I'm in a cop car parked down on the sand
on the Seagirt beach behind the lock gate. Nobody can
get to me. The camera's not watching me. It only
goes when if I'm driving and talking on the phone,
will say distracted driver, distracted driver.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Are you so you're a security guard in a security vehicle?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It'd be like Barney Fife.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Dan, I'm a security guard on a closed National Guard
training and State Police training facility.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Why do you keep you keep giving more information.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I'm the only guy here without a gun.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Dan, Oh, great, that's probably for the best.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
That's exactly what we need to hear.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Let me recap last week. A lost weekend here bad
Larry lost one unit. He's a now minus six, Dylan
lost three. He's minus thirty six and a half. Shay
lost four units. You're now at plus four. Yeah, who
takes the Diego Pavilla Award this week?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Dylan Well's sort of up for debate. I mean I did.
I did have Diego Pavia plus two and a half.
They mounted one of the greatest comebacks ever and lost
by three, and the line was plus three pregames, so
that was a consequential half point.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I thought that was a tricky line because I kept
thinking it was thinking, well, it's like the Cardinals against
the Cowboys. It was three and a half, and I go,
wait a minute, You're hosting the Cardinals and they have
a back of quarterback and you have one of the
better offenses in the NFL, one of the best, and
it was three and a half. Like a boy, that
is really weak vicious.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Do you think that lines like five and a half
of Kyler Murray starting?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't know, I don't know if it moves at all,
like he's fucking I. I thought it was going to
be about a five five and a half line, if
not a little more than that, because they were playing it,
you know, in Dallas, but I was.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
They were the very lopsided public money game to everyone
was yeah, boys, I.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Was shocked with that. So you you're not taking the
d What do you got Ray?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
It's gonna be Larry this week? Because Larry I think
you're oh in five on teasers this year?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Damn?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Why why am I getting it?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Because you your own five on teasers.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Tea you know you forget uh Shay lost his big bet.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Is two unit bed Oh wow wow.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I was four and two in college and should have
been five and two, five and one Georgia. I mean
I understand taking I understand taking the knee on on
that run, not scoring a touchdown. If you're up a
point or down one or two points, run the clock
down and kick the field goal to win. If you're
up one, you can't kick off, and you know, let
them score touchdown and go for two point conversion. But
(05:17):
you're up for score the touchdown, you dumb motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Wow, that was.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Hard to watch you.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Why are you?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Why are you? I mean he's wide open and he
just goes down and there's no comment. There's thirty seconds
left on o'clock. Well, the coaches say, a great smart decision.
You have no chance of losing the game. Score a touchdown,
your dummy.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
All right, I actually agree to take the glory of
boom before we uh recap and then start our bets
for this week.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Tom Brady cloned his dog. Okay, just arrest him now.
I gotta believe that he asked if he could be cloned.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Of course, this is the trial run, yes, of course.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Like's how he deduces it to the American public, like, oh,
it's about you know this stupid dog, and I care
about he does it.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
He doesn't give a fuck about the dog. Well, he
also owns part of the company.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh so weird. Yeah, I know, it's so weird. Tom
Brady's making money off of something.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Again, who would he do this if he didn't own
part of the company.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
No, I definitely wouldn't have publicized it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No, that's that's.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Put him in cuffs.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You're going to arrest tom Brady and deport him. Yeah,
why the.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Poor tom Brady.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
He's nefarious. Nothing he does is trustworthy. Everything he does
is for an angle. It's all about making money. I'm
sick of it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
He already looks like someone cloned tom Brady.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, and you know he might.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
He looks like a clown.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I bet QAnon has an idea about this.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Okay, let me read talk to your people there, talked
about people report back. Did you did you get the
win on Marist against Saint Thomas?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
He won forty five nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Saint Thomas cover.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I didn't even know there was a betting line. But
Saint Thomas minus sixteen and a half against Marist and
you you found it and then you jumped all over it.
It was beautiful. Your other games.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Didn't do well, dude, Tennessee Tech zero points scored in
the third quarter, complete goose egg that screwed the over
Penn not covering his brown as an embarrassment. O'Brien needs
to figure his shit out. That's bad. Bad.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Larry did okay in college.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
The teasers, I haven't wont a teas yet. I don't
have a teaser this week, thank god.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Well why were you doing teasers before if you weren't winning?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Well, I thought the NFL kind of has their lines
pretty close, and I might as well take a teaser.
And it doesn't matter what side you're on, a lot
of times you want it either way. And I just
didn't find any of those games.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I liked that you had Monmouth against Bryant under sixty
two and a half and you won that one.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
It told you why you maybe look at the line's
now down at like forty something.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
For this week.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
But their quarterback who was going to be a pro
broke his leg. He's out and they were scoring sixty
points a game, and how you got it? And it's like, mom,
but they don't have like three stud quarterbacks. The best
player on your team, you got Dylan's throwing.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Out her shooting without a gun quarterback with no gun.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Shot right exactly where good point.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Dylan had Vandy plus two and a half.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Watching that, I was like, they're gonna fucking come back
and win this game. And then it lands on. I mean,
if you had plus three, that's the best push of
all time.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah. By the way, bad Larry's three unit teaser. He
had the lines down to two and a half and
charges money two and a half. Ouch ouch.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Let them be all right, school El said Dan Isaiah
likely first touchdown score throws the ball to likely missus
Mark Andrews right after that.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
And that was like us for fourteen hundred.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, that would have gotten me kind of I'd be
working my way back at that point.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That leads us to this week. Shay, I'll start with you,
since you're still the leader in the clubhouse.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
They're right tonight game Danny n Iu to lead out
under forty three. And then on Saturday we got the
Wahoo's laying five and a half against Wake Forest Charlotte
EASTU over fifty four and the Liberty Missoo State over
forty eight and a half.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Fuck Okay, whose ring is on that necklace or that
chaine her mind? Oh they're your rings. Yeah, there's a
wedding band and then.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And then Dick Cheney's my pinky ring?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
What a pinky ring? I got family stamp?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Oh okay, yeah, no, I forgot to ask you. I
didn't know if it was your wife wedding band? Yeah,
I mean is that hers?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
No, it's mine?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Okay, by any wear it on your finger, you know.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Who.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
It gets in the way when you go. It's really
hard introducing yourself to people. Hands is really hard. Weighed
down by this wedding ban. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Uh, I'm a modern man, you know. It's all as
long as she's okay with it. She knows, she knows.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
She should wear like ten of them on there. So
people are like, what the hell happened? I am really
married or divorced ten times?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yes, yes, Marvin.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
He definitely calls his ring a curse of monogamy.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, that's an albatross you used. Maybe you used to
feel that way. No, never about the marriage. No, the
roommate's always been I've always been grateful I have been
married to her. Yeah, been grateful for the roommate she's
got in the way sometimes, you know, just trying to
you know, party, she try and like, weigh me down,
stop me, count my drinks.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh, here we go. I can't be doing drugs at
noon on a Wednesday.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Your wife was cock blocking.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
She was the worst. She was blood.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I'm just looking for some cultural enrichment and she's like, no,
just drink wine.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Like no, I want to you know, I want to
smell crack on on the bridge.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I want to pay. I want to pay almus for
a Latin American brothers And they work really hard and
they import some very good product and it takes a
long time to process it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
And they're dodging fucking missile and.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
They're dodging man from a leaf from a leaf, just
a leaf all the way to the powder form. That's
not easy.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
And I'm just here to appreciate entrepreneurs.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, someone who never took chemistry. It is. It really
boggles the mind.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Its impossible.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Did you did your wife count your drinks?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Though she would yeah, towards the end, she would be like,
we had a full bottle of whiskey last night and
this morning and it's empty. Yeah, I had company depression,
anger were here with me.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah I didn't take my lithium yesterday.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, yeah, well bad Larry will never have your whiskey.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
You never have to worry about now barf if he
drinks it.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, yeah, he'll never do that.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Maybe any masculine energy guns whiskey probably can't handle cocaine.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Larry does drink like a like a high school sophomore's
only Bodweiser and rum.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
And co rh I know, and Boons Farm.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
You know, I missed Boonswarre.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
That was like a dollar a bottle growing up.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
That was amazing.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Remember screwdrivers like you get the bottle the.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Tree made screwdriver, Yes, yeah, a fucking ranto and orange juice.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
It was.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It was so bad. But all you wanted to do
is if you were taking a girl out, then you'd
be like, I don't know, what do you want to drink?
How about boons Farm? Boons or screwdriver?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
A delicious warm screwdriver?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah all right, bad Larry.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
That's a real hangover, by the way, Yeah that's tough
as poison.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Well it's so sugary. Yeah, bad Larry. Your picks for
college football this week?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
College football over JMU fifty five and a half against Marshall,
Ohio State Lane. That's twenty nine and a half against
Purdue Maryland minus one and a half against Rutgers, back
to my La Tech half against Delaware, and Duke minus
(13:02):
eight and a half against you guys, Yukon.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Okay, Yukon's been surprisingly good.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, yeah, so was Duke.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Well, Duke's been great. Duke's been Duke's been very good.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
More competitive than Connecticut spin.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
And many Gas is doing something over there.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, uh, Dylan, all right, Dan, I got a little
maction parley tonight, tu Banger Toledo minus fourteen and a
half against the Northern Illinois and Kent State money line
they kid state or Kent Kent State, Kent State. They
went back to the state. Yeah, okay, it's a positive
to everything, Danny. You know, just trying to find Connecticut. Yeah,
(13:41):
hell yeah, absolutely, I feel like that's really not Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I don't think anybody disagrees with that.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Wow you did, have you you spent more of your
life in Connecticut at this.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Point probably yeah, yeah, but also spent time in Bristol.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah that's more like Ohio. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, sucks, but that was my very Ohio. It's Ohio, Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I just got a baseball camp in Bristol. Oh you
did like at the Paul Giamatti.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, yeah, I remember when I was at the Mothership,
there was a Friendlies across the street and there was
a McDonald McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
The Friendlies closed.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Oh no, there's not many of those around.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
The McDonald's is closed too. Across the street, oh no.
Across the street from the Mothership, that was Denver Clothes.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Where industry goes to die if you can't keep them Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
But we didn't have a cafeteria in the early part
of my stay at ESPN. Here you are crossing the
street at eight o'clock at night, you know, two lane
highway where they're going forty five fifty miles an hour
to go to McDonald's. We're just walking across the street.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
And I know that street, and there's no way at
this old age of mine across the street. No, you're
walking across the street risk in my life, that's literally
it's the highway.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I know.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Mickey Dews and I'd go sometimes with how we schwab
and stump the swamp so how he would get like
the left side of the menu, and then he would say,
I'll take a diet I'll take a diet coke.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
That's a classic fat guy move is the same thing,
but I like the taste, the taste of.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Really, once you become a can't do diet coke, I
love diet coke.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
That's my breakfast. I told you every.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Morning people who drink di.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Die cook and a cigarette. Yeah, wow, breakfast and champions.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Oh yeah, sorry, well now what do.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
You mean wakes me up? Gets me alert focused? It's
good you.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Take it comfaster coffee.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, it's too hot in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I don't like that ice coffee.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
There's too much work. We just ordered and go pick
it up. Order it order first off, Danny ordering fucking coffee.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Everybody these millennials and broke ordering coffee.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Like avocado toast and coffee. Now at the house, I
make the ship. At the house, Grab a diet coke
out of the fridge, Grab a cigarette out of the bowl.
Go to the garage. Bang a heater.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You don't smoke insigne, No, I don't smoke inside. What
do you mean you do?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Look like a Stig's inside kind of guy.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I did before, like you know, I had kids and ship. Yeah,
but now now you can't smoke inside? Why can't you
the roommate?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I mean, okay, freak the fuck out Dana's kids. He
smokes inside.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
You got a smoke eater and all that ship down
there down the basement.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I don't have some invest in your hobbies.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
To tell your wife great news, honey. I'm not going
to go to the garage to smoke. I'll smoke over
here and I've got a.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Fan or in the bathroom. Put the fan on the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
There's no chance she would ever go for that, but
I'll try and report back. Don't say it's saying any
who's advice for us? Okay? So what else do you
have here doing?
Speaker 6 (16:46):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So I got that Max parlay tonight, Texas Tech minus
ten against BYU. Texas Tech is a wagon, b Wyu's good.
They are good.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
They got they got a good quarterback.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Ten's a lot.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, ten is a lot. Okay. Vandy minus six and
a half against Auburn right now until the wheels come off,
shild would you imagine Vanderbilt being a touchdown favorite against Auburn?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Amazing?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Wake forest money?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Do they win that one? For Hugh Freeze? That was rally? Yeah,
rally like Penn State's been doing that for James Franklin.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Do it for Hugh Yeah, Wake Forest money line against
u v A two five friend shay, okay, and then
the Rainbow Warriors plus seven at home against San Diego
State in the late slot.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
He's an ally.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Okay. You do have to be honest with Virginia though,
because they may make the playoffs. But if you look
that they beat NC State by four, they beat Washington
State by two, they beat North Carolina by one.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
They beat Florida State.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
They yeah, but Florida State's not good. Okay, Florida State
they beat Cow, Cow's not good.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
They still beat them.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I know they're not good.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
It's like Indiana last year didn't beat anybody.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
And then they got and then they.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Played not to lose in the playoffs. They didn't play
to win.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I mean, if Louisville's your best win, that's still a
good win. It's an okay win.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I don't think Wake's very good ranked win.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
No, not back when Sam Hartman was there, Hey, they
were good.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Uh the NFL, Okay, what is the Dan Patrick takes
a gamble team parlay her villain.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
So uh, Shay, Larry and myself, we're gonna start doing
this weekly. We're gonna each pick a leg for a parlay,
and there's no way that we can lose.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay, we'll go ahead.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
So Larry took Lamar anytime touchdown, I took Danny Dimes
anytime touchdown, and Shae missed took a Baker Mayfield anytime
touchdown the White Diego Pavilla which and actually Ray brought
up a good point. Did you see that parlay that
like big Cat and them hit over the weekend like
two hundred to win ninety grand Yeah, all quarterbacks scoring.
(19:05):
So we might be a little late to the boat
on that, but.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, all right, chall say uh chay NFL picks, Yeah,
Dandy Dimes lane six and a half against at Aliens,
I got Baker lane two and a half against the Pats,
and then the Jacobi Warriors.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Plus six and a half.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Take the money on you, cow. We'll see, we'll see
a sprinkle.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Ripes Seattle's pretty good there, agad, I know, bad layer
of your NFL.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Picks under the Bears Giants game forty eight and a half,
forty seven and a half, forty seven and a half.
Let me change that, Okay, Chargers minus three against the
Steelers Eagles plus two and a half against the Pack.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
That one's that's stinky too. I know stinky man makes
me nervous.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah right, How much money do I got to send you?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah? What are we doing this?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Really?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
We got it? Gotta we gotta send I want money
on it.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I don't want to, Yeah, I want to.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I want to.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
I want to win us.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
So we were talking about this. You want to do
fifty dollars each?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah? Are you in all this? Y?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
I can place it for us. Okay, you send me
fifty bucks each. I'll do one fifty on that parlay.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Okay, done, done?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, all right, that's good. All right, Dylan, all right,
Dan tight ends brock Bowers first touchdown and tomorrow Yeah,
plus at that. But when I keep I either do
one and then the other one scores, or I do two.
In neither room score. I'm just going with two brock
Bowers first touchdown plus one thousand and Evan Ingram first
(20:39):
touchdown plus twelve hundred tomorrow night. Just need one of
them and only one can, right. I got the Bucks
minus two and a half against the Patriots and then
the Niners money line against the Rams plus one sixty.
For whatever reason in my head, the Rams are the
boogeyman for the or the niners of the boogeyman for
the Rams.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Uh yeah, what Ray had the numbers? Shanahan is eleven
and seven both straight up and against the spread against
Sean McVay. All right, anything else that needs to be
mentioned on this program?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Actually, Dan, I so I have my NFL Division winner
Parlay plus fifty six seven. It's actually alive.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
So I've got the Ravens, Bills, questionable, Jaguars, that's a
tough one. The Colts, who I did not even consider, Packers,
who are currently favored, but they're pretty neck and neck
with the lines. And then Eagles, Bucks, Rams are all
pretty heavily favored now and then.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
The Chiefs slight dogs to the six thousand.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, I put I'd put like twenty on it to win,
like whatever. It is eleven grand okay, pretty good, which
would be cool. It's not gonna happen, but it is
kind of I would have figured it would be like
very dead in the water at this point.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I got you a little airtime extra. That's about it.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
You know, at the end, then it's worth it worth
the price of admission.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, that's good. It's about everytime. Uh bad Larry. Anything
you'd like, Dan, no.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Is Ray, I'm sending Ray fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Ray, do you know how to send fifty bucks electronically?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
No?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
No, I'm gonna go give cash to some guy at Rays.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's about right.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah, I have no idea how to do it.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
I might have Ray. I'll have Ray from Ray's cafe,
Ben Mode.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I know he is right to Ray, right Ray?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, so you'll fit. You'll get your fifty from me
in twenty minutes on a good time.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Okay, Uh, Dylan, you got anything.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Now, let's actually hit a fucking parla.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Hit a fucking parlay maybe with the three of.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Our minds together, Dan, okay. And then once we hit it,
I know you're gonna come calling. You're gonna want to.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Ask yes, And then I'm gonna start gambling again for
this of times, since it would be a great like
third act for.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
You if you just got addicted the parlor.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
He just like lost everything when I retire. Yeah, and
they go, oh my god, have you seen Dan just.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Nuke the whole the OTB screaming about the pony. Yeah,
he's watching Harness afternoon.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
He's gonna move to Italy. Now he's in Bridgeport.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, the Italian section of bridges Italy North End. Yeah, okay,
mind ya yeah, mind Jim Marvin.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
I like the north thing.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
It's beautiful except for all the Italians.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
It's it is funny because where I live it's Italians
and Blacks and it's good morning my neighbors. Everyone's super happy.
I told you my neighbor. He desperately wants to know what.
He has no clue, and it's hard when you pull
out a wat of cash and I say business is good. Yeah,
and my wife's like, Marvin, you just can't keep doing it.
I was like, hey, Italy, relax.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Wow, say I just keep burning down the same restaurant
for the insurance money.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Me too.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Wow, we got to burning it down. We had a
prominent Italian and go down in flames. Last night in
the city, Danny mister lost Dynasty.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I don't think that's a surprise. I'm just saying I
think it was a surprise that he was coming back.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I was surprised that he was coming back.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah, he got dominated, Yes he did.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Dominated. Wow.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Wow, Momny should just rock the fucking Guardian Angels beret.
The moment he gets in there.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Curtis Sleewa.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
That guy does rule. He was He was around when
I was like managing a McDonald's and beating the ship
out of people on the subway and they had it coming. Yeah,
goddamn here, that's right.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You're getting beat up by a guy in a beret.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Do you deserve Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Not. The Green beret now was much closer to a
French guy than a Green like.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
You deserve that.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Shan Irving wherever you get your podcast? Uh? Anything else
to be mentioned?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
No, we're good.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
It's what what do what?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Nothing feels like there's something there, you know, just watching
our country burn to hell.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Chairs moving to Brooklyn.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yeah, I'm moving to Brooklyn to fight the power from
the inside.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
That's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I'm gonna work with the administration.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You're gonna get jumped by like nine baristas and they're gonna.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
They're gonna find me out.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
They will sniff you from a mile away.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Dude's into capitalism. Yeah, they won't let you in.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah, that's too bad.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
There's certain places where you can't go. Yeah, No, for sure.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
There's a bunch You could cosplay ads like a hipster though,
depending that's if were that fucking sweater.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Did we crush you?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:52):
I got a lot of ship on that.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Aw No, it was not. It was right out of
like uh big Bowski.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
No, it was right out of Robert Redford, Robert Redford's.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Uh what what's that film where they have the uh,
what's that film festival that they have Sundance. Yeah, it's
right out of the Sundance catalog. Look, no, I felt
bad for you.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
I'm gonna wear it again tonight.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
You can straight out of Utah with that, straight out
of Utah.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Probably the only anti Mormon voice on this podcast, So
that's kind of ironic.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
I'm not really Mormon defender myself. I don't think any
truth teller.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
You guys.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
With a sweater that was so adorable.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
It was awesome. It looked great.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
If Paulie wore that, Yeah, Okay, it looks good Paulie.
You know he goes hicks out the foliage. Yeah, because
it's Paulie.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I would expect paul is supposed to look gay.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
You're right, a little off brand. It was very off brand.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
If yeah, did you have a copy of Catcher in
the Rye in your back pocket?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
I haven't read that a long time. Yeah, yeah, great paperback.
Next American novel. I looked like I was writing a novel.
Yes you did, Yeah, but I couldn't put pen to paper.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
People read.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
You're writing like the Jack Torrance novel where.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Writer's block. That's you know, you're I'll break through one day.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
No, you're addressing like you wrote Tuesdays with Maury, like
one of those You know, I've.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Been working on this children's but for nine years now.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
That would be funny.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Jack Ka, you're in You're Jack Carroll.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I wrote a book about banning books.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yes, ban this one. First Fahrenheit.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Uh for bat Larry, who is somewhere the Jersey shore
defending this great nation depending it without a gun. Yeah,
good luck with that. Larry might as well be London Off.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
For Mikey Cheryl, a nice win in the Jersey.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Oh are you a fan of Oh Mikey, Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Okay, all right, I didn't know you liked stock trading
defense contractors allegedly. Oh no, no, no, she she did it.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Have a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Come on, who cares? Who makes seven million to two years?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Not me? Mikey Cheryl does, though, on the Armed Services
fucking Committee. Trading defense stocks, get the fuck out of here.
New Jersey deserves her. She could work in the White House.
She might, She might be there in two years day yea.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
If she comes up with like Jersey coin or something, then.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Her families have all did it.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, it's great, okay, So for uh, for everybody here,
thanks for joining us. If you're still with us, and
good luck this weekend. It's our pleasure to serve you.
Dan Patrick takes again.
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Dan Patrick
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