December 4, 2025 • 29 mins
Today we are joined by Jedi from Maine Cabin Masters, we talk to him about his career and his start in gambling. Also we talk to Bad Larry about his whereabouts and Dylan's terrible parlay bets continuing. Plus much more. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
And now joined by bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh okay, all right, hello, hey man, Larry.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Who's that?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It's the guy whose name is on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Oh that is Dan.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Still is hello?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Shay?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
There it is?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
They better not be Jedi.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now Jedi is here. But that that was my voice.
I was going to introduce him. Uh, Yellin is here,
Rays here, Marvin's here and uh and shape okay, So
hello guys. Do you not know that?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Y Larry?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
But I'm driving and I have you on speaker and
I couldn't hear the voice and it didn't sound like you. Dan.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Wow, do you know that it's me? Now?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Now now I can hear it.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yes see he tricked you. That was actually Shay.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
And how do I use his hands?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Free? Sure? Oh my god, Hello, it's way worse.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's not any good, Larry, Larry, that's not any good.
Whatever you had before was better?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Hello, God, now I can hear you, I think.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Okay, Marvin, is this acceptable this volume from Larry for
our podcast? This is perfect right right? This is for us,
this low budget. Okay, all right, So let me introduce
the starting lineup. You got Dylan who's here, Ray, Big Day,
Ray who produces this, Marvin who has to run the
(02:08):
controls and listen to it. Shayan Irving is here, Bad
Larry is here, and we bring in Jedi from Maine
Cabin Masters, who joins us on the program. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, very nice to virtually meet you guys.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Now, if you listened to this podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Before, yes, I've been. I've been catching up, catching up
quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay, are you shitty at gambling? Because if you are,
then you're going to be a real You're gonna blend
right in.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, I mean the terms degen right, degenerate, degenerate.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Okay, gambling. Is there anything that you would like to
confess about gambling? Like the most you've ever lost pretty
normally bet on, you know, just give us a little
bit of background. So other than building camps around Maine.
Tell us how good yours a gambling.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I'm a decent gambler. I don't always, don't always pay out,
but I'd gamble on anything. Growing up, my father and
his buddies, they used to bet on birds on a wire.
They sit there and one hundred dollars, says the bird
on the left flies off first.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Okay, okay, But do you bet on football?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I do, yeah, a fair amount, okay, but a lot
of daily fantasy stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
How much do you bet?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I'll usually put in, you know, one hundred or two
a week just.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
To just okay, so nothing where the house is in jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, I'm a little bit smarter than that you are.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, okay, all right, so well, welcome. Because this is
not going to help your reputation. I'm gonna tell you
that it is guilt by association. Bad Larry lost two
units last week. You're at minus nine.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Okay, so you gave me the one back from the
week before that. I appreciate it, right, thank you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You're welcome. Yeah because you cry?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yea, because I was right. The crying doesn't matter if
you're right.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
You're right, I know, but you do cry every week,
a lot of tears. Yeah, there's always something wrong with
the math here.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Well, what I'm crying about right now is Alabama jumping
over my Notre Dame squad.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
No, hold on, we'll get We'll get to that. Dylan
lost seven units. You're at minus forty three and a half.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
It was a blood bath over Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Dan and Shay lost three units. You're at minus one.
Not great, Danny. The Diego Pavilla Award goes to Dylant. Congratulations.
That's seven Diego Pavilla Awards for you this season.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And by the way, the DP takes a gamble parlay
record is now zero to four.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah yeah, so Larry, well you may as well swing
for the fences a little more. If we're gonna lose
on Jamiir Gibbs minus three hundred to score. If I
can touchdown anyway.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Why don't we win one before we start swinging for
the fences.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Guy, We want to win the one where we saw.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Dylan you had a first touchdown scorer in a three
team parlay. I look genius, I know, but you should
bet that one by itself, because if it hits, you're
gonna get paid enough don't don't tie that in with us.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well, I did bet it by myself. Larry and I
lost that.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Dylan had money line bets on Michigan and the Raiders.
Both team lost by teams lost by double digits.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I stand by isolate that.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You had the Utah State money line.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
My god, that was so fucked up. Before the game,
I was literally looking at it and I was like,
do I just take the plus one and a half
And I was like, it's not gonna end up mattering.
It ended up mattering a lot. It will be lost
by one winning the whole game too.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Okay, anything that we need to recap here before we
get to uh this week, man, Dylan, that's a lot
of bloodshed here.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Andy though got Vandy.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah that was the only one you got.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
That was the only one, but you know what it was,
what a good one to have.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, so you got the Bandy one, but you also
got the Diego Pavilla Award for ineptitude.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I'm just covering all the bases.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Uh, the game day DP takes a gamble parlay. We
missed that one. Uh. Larry in the NFL was horrible,
Dylan was horrible, But the.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
One one silver lining though, is my going against fading
Shay and Larry where they're on the same side, has
been the only profitable thing for me so far.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's a great gambling philosophy here.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
It's uh pretty good.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, it's okay, okay, Uh, Jedi? Do you bet on
college football?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Not a time?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
You don't?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Okay, I don't. I don't get the time done.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Do you have any picks this week for us?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
This week? For no? No, no?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Did you prepare for this appearance.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
As much as I could? College balls a lot to
catch up on. Okay, if you're not following.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It, well these guys follow it and they're not any
good either. But you do you have NFL picks for
us coming up?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I've got a few ideas, Okay, all right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Okay, yeah, no, you don't get it. I'll get to
you at the moment here, but I just want to
make sure you're prepared. And it doesn't sound like you're prepared.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
It's always from the hip, that's the problem. It's the
gut feeling. It's the Jedi, you know. Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
The force?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
How did you get the name Jedi?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I was born with the nickname Jed okay, seventy eight
and then quickly Jed became Jedi and it's stuck ever since.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
How long have you been on Main Cabin Masters from
the beginning.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
We're ten years into it now. We just just had
our ten year anniversary ago.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Okay, did you guys celebrate?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
No? No, no, too busy shoveling snow.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Okay. How many camps do you think? And they do
call them camps up here, Like when you build a camp,
it's not you build a cabin or a house. Yeah,
it's a camp. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Camp is really kind of where you go to just
get away from everything and hang out and enjoy some nature.
But yeah, Network didn't I didn't like the ring of
Main camp Masters.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Oh okay, how many camps do you think you've refurbished.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
In the ten years? We're two hundred and sixty something
episodes deep. Each camp is an individual episode.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Did you get hurt any time?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
M No, I've been pretty fortunate. I mean a few
uh splinters off from the tables are in the eye
every now and then.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh, I haven't fallen off a roof for anything.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Fallen off plenty of roofs, but never been hurt. Always
the tuck and.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Roll well and they clean it up too, So it
makes it seemed like everybody knows what they're doing on
main cabin masters. By the time they edit it and
we get to see it on TV, everybody seems to
know and there's a game plan here.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah, the I mean they of course they'd love to see, uh,
somebody fall off the road.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
We'd like to see big raise something a mishap, yeah, right,
like somebody loses a finger on a jig. There's saws there.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It doesn't happen as often as you'd think, and when
it does, luckily, the camera's aren't always around.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
So do you fix your own house? Like a lot
of people don't do the work on their own house
because they're tired of working on other people's camps.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, it's it's tough to get out of work and
want to go do anything, you know, construction wise after that.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
So if I had you do something here, you'd be okay.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, I'd be ready. I've got some tools in the
truck you do yeah, Oh, I'd absolutely do it.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Uh, let me go, Shay, I'll start with you. That's
do your college football pick. Since somebody didn't come prepared
with college football picks here to help. Uh.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Friday Special Danny jmu Troy over forty seven and a half.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
And then NDSU laying twenty three and a half versus Charlton.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Wait, this is round two of the FCS playoffs, by
the way, Danny, so tune in.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
And then I got the Buckeyes laying four against the Cigarettes,
and then the main Green laying two and a half
against Nolens. How's the cold? It sounds like you're a
little congested. I feel better better than I have. Duda
fed here in a minute? Wake up?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah? How are you? Danny? I feel like we're we're
co hurt, co injured. He could have asked earlier, but
I'm just saying earlier. Yeah, yeah yeah, non warrior, hashtag warrior.
Now I'm here. It wasn't pretty this week. That way
been bumpy. Yeah, a little choppy, as PAULI would say,
(10:53):
But you know we're here. Uh bad Larry in the
car with his wife. Uh man, Apparently he's hands for.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I am not answered. I had to put it back on.
Oh you did, I'm going deaf, Dan. I couldn't hear
what on a speaker, so I got it up to
my ear again, and I'm getting to look at it
for my wife. But I'm going to college one unit
on my college games Texas Tech minus twelve and a
half against BYU, I want the O. I have Ohio
(11:23):
State minus to four against Indiana, and I went the
over in the Ohio State game at forty eight and
a half. Just three forty one unit bets. Oh, come
it down at forty seven and a half for me.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Well, no, no, hold on, ray, what does Larry get
this at at forty seven or forty eight?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
He has it at forty seven and a half.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Okay, forty seven and a half, thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
And you have the over at forty seven and a
half correct, Okay, so we changed that. You had it
at forty eight and a half and then we have
it at forty.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
One when I sent it in. When I sent it
in from the New York Post last night, that's who
the line was. That's right. Who doesn't use the Post?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Everybody?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
People that can read usually don't, Dylan.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
You know people have access to a computer, Dylan, go ahead, or.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Shane's favorite The New York Times. All right, So I'm
gonna do a little sprinkle Dan on UNLV to make
the college football playoff at plus three thousand. A couple
of things have to go right. Duke has to beat
Virginia and Troy has to beat James Madison. So it's
a long shot but not impossible. I'm also gonna take
(12:40):
James Madison minus twenty three and a half against Troy.
I'm sort of hedging a little bit, and then two
units on UNLV plus four and a half against Boise State,
Texas Tech minus twelve and a half against by U
Virginia minus four against the Duke, and Indiana plus four
against Ohio State, and both Shane are on Ohio State,
(13:01):
So I.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Like that take it. Uh. Somebody asked me this. I
think they were joking. They said, is the U c
l A job better than the James Madison job? And uh,
because their head coach is going to U c l A,
Bob Chesney, I think they were joking when they said that.
I wouldn't want to coach at U c l A.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I'd take un bias JMU.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Well, they don't, you know, they've got to commit to
that program. That's the problem. It always feels like they
sort of go halfway exactly half ass all right, ready
for NFL Jedi, You ready to go with your NFL picks?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Go for yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Okay, all right, here.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
We go just a couple, you know, right off? Up?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Or yeah, you just fire away this team by this
many and you know.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I mean I am going to Dallas for to night
for sure.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
So that's uh, you're getting three, getting three?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Okay, what else.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I'm going with the Jags. I'm going with the Jags
this week.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I don't know the line on that. How units are
you putting? I don't know, like one unit, two units, three?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I'm putting two or three.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Two or three? Okay, it's kind of open to intation here.
The Jags are they favored by dogs? One and a
half point dogs? Okay, so you're one and a half
point underdogs with Jacks.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
What else do you and I'm going Bears. I'm going
putting a little bit on the Bears too. I know
they're beat up with the wrong guy, but there.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
They get six and a half versus the part. Yeah
you're good with that? Yep?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You don't sound confident.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Well, I'm trying to keep and get all the lingo
and what's what's right, what's wrong, what's appropriate?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Did you drink before you came over.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I did not, Okay, I did not. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
By the way, Jedi's favorite drink fireball, followed by.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
The white Russian.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
White Russian, whoa buddy, Well.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Russian, Well it's shot a fire ball. Is that it's
the heartburn and the white Russians the cure.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I told him, I said, you wouldn't need the white
Russian if you didn't drink the fireball. But he's like,
I gotta have the white Russian because it takes care
of you know, it makes that fireball.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
It's like drink like how you drink milk if you
eat like really hot stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, kind of calms down, cools it down.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
But when when we go out, when we're in Maine,
and he'll order a fireball, like you'll order a fireball
and I don't think we've sat down yet, Like you
walk in and then there's a fireball, and I'm like,
not for me, Yeah, you don't partake? No, No, And
I don't.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I don't push it on him. I don't force it.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
No. When I was in college, I might have done that.
It's just Jedi is still in college.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Well, and the thing is, I'll drink whatever, whatever's put
in front of me most of the time. But if
I'm doing Bourbons or Jamo's or I'm not sipping, I
have a hot time sipping drink. So I put him down.
So the fireball a little easier to handle than you're.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
You're a champion though, like you're you're a pro. When
you when you sit down with Jedi, you're sitting down
with the pro. It'd be like Shay and your uh,
your old days. Yeah, the good old days. Danny.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Have you have you done? Banned for band with Jedi?
Dan with drinks? You guys see it?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Howled at the Moon?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
No, No, I leave at a reasonable time.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
He's very responsible.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, Jedi does not. Jedi would be. And I always say, hey,
make sure Jedi gets home, Okay, whenever I leave, I
just say make sure Jedi gets home.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
And he's not wrong. Most any of the bars I
walk into, there is a and it's not just a
single shot, no matter what I order, it's a double
or a triple. And and I think they they like
to try to get me to fall down, but it
doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
The battle. The battle continues, Shaye, what was your drinking choice?
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Well, for breakfast, it was the snaring off espresso or
the cherry nips for a brush, and then Martini Jim Martini,
Tangaret or Hendricks.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
In the morning that was lunch. No, the morning was
the nips, and lunch.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Martini is a good lunch lunch cocktail.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
And then you know at night, yeah, yeah, a couple
of olives, get it.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Dirty, get it weird, blue cheese stuff.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
No, no blue cheese, but like two or three of
those for lunch. And then dinner time was whatever the
roommate was pooring. Oh so that could be wine. Be sure,
is some pinot no war?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Who gives it? I didn't give a ship. Whatever it was.
Let's see, Larry, you want to do your NFL.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I'm already, Danny, I'm gonna two unit. That's all my
NFL guys, Jenna, I don't if you know our units
are two hundred bucks because when we first started, five
units are the most you're allowed to bet a thousand
bucks what I wanted on Buffalo to beat Pittsburgh and
they got their ass kicked. But so two units Ravens
(18:10):
Ravens minus six against Ravens minus six against the Steelers.
I won two units on over forty seven and a
half in the Colts Jags game, two units under Texans
plus the three and a half against the Chiefs, and
then two units under Chargers plus three against the Eagles,
(18:34):
and then Dan, I have a couple. I have three
two team teasers.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Here we go, Jedi, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Help you out here again.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Everyone write these down.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
On a teaser. You're you get six points to adjust
the line on both games on two teamers. So I
got the Seahawks minus one and a half again and
the Bucks minus two and a half. That's one teaser.
The next teaser the Bucks minus a two and a
half and the brown goes minus one and a half,
and then the Seahawks minus one and a half and
the Broncos minus one and a half. So they are
(19:02):
three separate.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Go ahead, the Seahawks are minus one.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Okay, thank you, they're three separate two unit teasers. Jump
on them, guys.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Nobody do that. Yeah, nobody do that, Dylan, how about you?
All right?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Dan, I'm going light on the NFL because it has
fucking sucked. So I got the Lions minus three against
the Cowboys tonight, boo, And then they get out of
the whole parlay. Isaac Teslah anytime touchdown, Khalil shak Here
anytime touchdown, or Shot Bateman anytime touchdown, and justin Jefferson,
(19:44):
who's very due, anytime touchdown. And that pays that plus
twelve five. Oh buddy, I can get right back in
this thing and then.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Some okay, and that pays out.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
What plus twelve one hundred dollars? Bet you'd win twelve grand?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Okay? As Big Day Ray said, you forgot about Shaye,
I never forget about you. Although last week or the
week before, when't I under the weather? Last week you
were drunk. I was on coding, I was on something.
You were weighty. I was on something. I was yeah,
(20:21):
I know. I was like looking at Shaye and then
I go, okay, are we all done wrapping it up?
Tune in? I was like, what the fuck? I know?
I apologize, but I'm on my game this week, that's
for sure. Okay, Shaye, what do you have? I got
Skull and the Native Americans over forty two? Uh? I
got the Chargers plus three.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Against the Siriannies and then Jags plus one and a
half against the Colts. Larry, we're on a couple together.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Brother, I see that. I love it.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Eagles are by the way. Where are you going with
your wife? Larry?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Ago? I heard Jedi was on a show. I'm going
to Maine to my roots. Are you thank Yeah? I think,
And I said to my wife, can I stop by Milford?
But we're way beyond Milford already. We I have to
pick the kids up out of school, my son and
my midd in lare who you're in Maine?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Dan? Yeah, I will.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
I'm up there for the weekend. I'll be up there
on Sunday night.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Where Oh yeah, you got to get a.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeah, Dan, I can't get that main.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Nowe a Jedi. I bet you know, guy Jedi, you
get up here. Yeah yeah. Your girlfriend could probably help
Larry get a spray tann Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Just cover a bit like the stuff you stay in
Dex with. Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Larry, you can come up tonight go out with me
and Jedi.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
I'm I will talk to my wife is already in
another store. I pulled off the side of the road
because she wouldn't let me drive. I will. I will
be in Cape Elizabeth by three o'clock. I will. I'll
give you a call later on. I'm gonna tell my
wife I'm not going to ask. I'm just to say, honey,
I'm all to dance.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah, okay, yeah, you tell her.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, man, you're a badass. Badass you're looking around making
sure she's not walking in the car.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
She's not in the car, exactly right. No, I think
I'm going to have a couple of beers with you
guys tonight.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Jedi, How does that sound?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Sounds all right?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Fireballs for Larry for Bad Larry.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yeah, Larry, I haven't gone a shot. I haven't gone
a shot in a bunch of years. I'll do a
fireball shot with you.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
But then they can the Budweiser up there?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh plenty yet?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah, Larry only drinks bud that's it. Yeah, he'll pound, Yeah,
he'll drink twenty five of them.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah yeah, I'll bring my own bud cans and you
mean them walk right into a bar with an open beer, right,
especially where you guys are.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
No, I don't think you can do that really anywhere.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
I guarantee that.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Oh yeah, down where Bad Larry lives, Jersey Shore. Oh
Yeah yeah, bad Bad Larry can do whatever he wants.
Do we have the DP takes a gamble parlay? Yeah?
Do we have that dealing.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah, you want me to rattle it off? Yeah, all right,
So we got Jamior Gibs anytime touchdown minus that legs
minus two thirty five. I wonder who did that one,
Larry uh zach Ertz anytime touchdown and Tyler Algier anytime
touchdown and that pays out plus one and seventeen. Okay,
and if Jed wanted, Jedi wants to hop in on this,
(23:41):
it's been pretty hotly.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah, we're dude, You're just going to backtrack and apologize
for not being prepared here. But I was told I
was coming here to learn how to gamble responsibly, so
I'm trying to learn.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I'm yeah, this is a dog show.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah that's true. This is not a tutorial on how
to do it right, it's how to do it wrong.
And Dylan is the poster child for the show because
he will have the dumbest bets and that's why he's
like down forty three and a half units.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Oh really, Dan is betting on ping pong and your
underwear at two in the morning.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Stupid, all that bad investment strategy.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Actually, speaking of you bets too, I do want to
add one NFL bet. I'm going to take the Eagles
minus three. Boo, okay, my system works on. Yeah, I
couldn't set a new record, though, I am down forty
fifty the minus for you.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Last year, I was witch the most. Did you wind
up positive last year?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
The last couple of years, I've been positive and then okay,
done well in the playoffs this year.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
We'll call it an aberration Dan okay variance. But this
is this is setting an old time record here.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
And imagine though, if I pull it off, if I
get into the positive by the end of the playoffs.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Shay will get a tattoo. I'll get I'll get something. Yeah,
that'd be crazy, but yeah, no, no.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Chance we get a head another head tattoo.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Probably not no, but I'll get something.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
You could do, like doesn't Jelly Roll have that like
crucifix tattooed over his eyes?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
You're not getting a crucifix on my fucking face. That
ain't happening, all.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Right, Well, clearly you don't care about God.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
A care too much, care too much.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Actually, you can't even get buried in the Jewish cemetery show.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Oh no, that my whole life promises were made.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I suppose I can't either.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
It is a couple of head tattoos underneath his headphones there. Yeah, yeah,
he's got.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
It's a dildo. And what's the other one.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
He's got a revolver, Yeah, thirty eight stuff. Yeah, and
what's the other one? The other one says role model.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
That said coexists.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Yeah, he said harmony. Piece of harmony. Yeah, fuck out
of here.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Everybody, morale is high here, everything's good. We did it.
We brought Jedi in. He was ill prepared, he was great.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
It's tough doing all my research from on a roof
for a Oh yeah, I would love to to death sometimes. Wow, wow,
crunch the numbers do some number of work and research.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Given the episodes I've seen with Main Cabin Masters, you're
not working that hard.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Just saying it's just commercial break.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Feels like Chase is doing all the work there and
you're just going, okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Someone's got to be the foreman and that's Oh.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
There's probably a lot of people who think they're foreman's
on those jobs. Yeah, but you're just there because you know,
the ladies love you.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Oh yes, yes, ye, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
There's a lot of appeal on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, well on Main Cabin Masters, that's why I tune
in for the by the way, if you go, if
you go, Yeah, Dixie, I tune in.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
A lot of ladies tune INFI.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
But you go to the bar with Jedi. I mean
he is, he's a magnet.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
That's a good conversation.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You do yeah, you do well, You do well. And
I'm like, I'll be damn look at Jedi.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I feel like that you you being you, Dan and
Jedi being on Maiden cabin masters. The two of you
at a bar must attract an unreal amount of dudes.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
A lot of dudes up there is some man love well.
I I yes, I got to act as the bodyguard
sometimes just yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
He has to be the go between. All right, that's it.
We've done it. We've done another episode, and I've somehow
hashtag warrior plowed my way through this when people didn't
think I could do it. You know, I'm watching Stranger
Things last night with my wife, and all of a sudden,
David Harbor comes on Hopper and I go, it looks
like Shay and Irving. There we go. I can see that.
(27:58):
But there's a way to hell. I'll watching that show now. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
I was on Instagram and I saw Arry as hell.
I saw dam Marjara and I was like, is that
shait not.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Bam No Hopper? I get yeah, oh you do get Hopper.
I'll take Hopper, yeah, hell yeah, yeah, but it's Sammy.
Sammy p looks like David Harbor. Oh yeah, yeah, it's
your good buddy there. Okay. Uh, Shan Irving, wherever you
get your podcast? Are you doing one with Dylan? Anything
we need to know here? Cowboys game tonight? That's it
(28:30):
really depends on you could do it at a halftime.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Yeah, it depends depends on the game, depends on the score,
depends on my mental health.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I don't know. Here's here's your season right here. It's everything.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
This is it, Danny, this is is this your super Bowl?
This is a super Bowl. This is a playoff.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
They usually show up when it counts.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Shut up. So they're Dylan, you got bad? Hey, Larry, Yep,
I'm here, okay, all right, so let me know if
you come up and uh, we'll get together.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
I will text you when I where I get into Maine.
We'll chat a little later. Guys, I gotta go. I
gotta come to the store and find my wife and
let her know what I'm doing tonight. It's a pleasure, man.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
We'll chat.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
We'll chat later.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeah, that's bad, Larry. We have a big day. Ray
the producer Marvin who had to listen to this and
uh Jedi from main cabin Masters. Next time, he's gonna
be prepared, more prepared. Next time, he's going to show
up and actually be ready to go.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Have some legitimate that's not betting on the birds on
the wire.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
All right, thanks for joining us. Dan Patrick takes a
gambling until next week.
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
And now joined by bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh okay, all right, hello, hey man, Larry.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Who's that?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It's the guy whose name is on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Oh that is Dan.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Still is hello?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Shay?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
There it is?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
They better not be Jedi.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now Jedi is here. But that that was my voice.
I was going to introduce him. Uh, Yellin is here,
Rays here, Marvin's here and uh and shape okay, So
hello guys. Do you not know that?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Y Larry?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
But I'm driving and I have you on speaker and
I couldn't hear the voice and it didn't sound like you. Dan.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Wow, do you know that it's me? Now?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Now now I can hear it.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yes see he tricked you. That was actually Shay.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
And how do I use his hands?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Free? Sure? Oh my god, Hello, it's way worse.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's not any good, Larry, Larry, that's not any good.
Whatever you had before was better?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Hello, God, now I can hear you, I think.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Okay, Marvin, is this acceptable this volume from Larry for
our podcast? This is perfect right right? This is for us,
this low budget. Okay, all right, So let me introduce
the starting lineup. You got Dylan who's here, Ray, Big Day,
Ray who produces this, Marvin who has to run the
(02:08):
controls and listen to it. Shayan Irving is here, Bad
Larry is here, and we bring in Jedi from Maine
Cabin Masters, who joins us on the program. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, very nice to virtually meet you guys.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Now, if you listened to this podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Before, yes, I've been. I've been catching up, catching up
quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay, are you shitty at gambling? Because if you are,
then you're going to be a real You're gonna blend
right in.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, I mean the terms degen right, degenerate, degenerate.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Okay, gambling. Is there anything that you would like to
confess about gambling? Like the most you've ever lost pretty
normally bet on, you know, just give us a little
bit of background. So other than building camps around Maine.
Tell us how good yours a gambling.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I'm a decent gambler. I don't always, don't always pay out,
but I'd gamble on anything. Growing up, my father and
his buddies, they used to bet on birds on a wire.
They sit there and one hundred dollars, says the bird
on the left flies off first.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Okay, okay, But do you bet on football?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I do, yeah, a fair amount, okay, but a lot
of daily fantasy stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
How much do you bet?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I'll usually put in, you know, one hundred or two
a week just.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
To just okay, so nothing where the house is in jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, I'm a little bit smarter than that you are.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, okay, all right, so well, welcome. Because this is
not going to help your reputation. I'm gonna tell you
that it is guilt by association. Bad Larry lost two
units last week. You're at minus nine.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Okay, so you gave me the one back from the
week before that. I appreciate it, right, thank you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You're welcome. Yeah because you cry?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yea, because I was right. The crying doesn't matter if
you're right.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
You're right, I know, but you do cry every week,
a lot of tears. Yeah, there's always something wrong with
the math here.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Well, what I'm crying about right now is Alabama jumping
over my Notre Dame squad.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
No, hold on, we'll get We'll get to that. Dylan
lost seven units. You're at minus forty three and a half.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
It was a blood bath over Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Dan and Shay lost three units. You're at minus one.
Not great, Danny. The Diego Pavilla Award goes to Dylant. Congratulations.
That's seven Diego Pavilla Awards for you this season.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And by the way, the DP takes a gamble parlay
record is now zero to four.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah yeah, so Larry, well you may as well swing
for the fences a little more. If we're gonna lose
on Jamiir Gibbs minus three hundred to score. If I
can touchdown anyway.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Why don't we win one before we start swinging for
the fences.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Guy, We want to win the one where we saw.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Dylan you had a first touchdown scorer in a three
team parlay. I look genius, I know, but you should
bet that one by itself, because if it hits, you're
gonna get paid enough don't don't tie that in with us.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well, I did bet it by myself. Larry and I
lost that.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Dylan had money line bets on Michigan and the Raiders.
Both team lost by teams lost by double digits.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I stand by isolate that.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You had the Utah State money line.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
My god, that was so fucked up. Before the game,
I was literally looking at it and I was like,
do I just take the plus one and a half
And I was like, it's not gonna end up mattering.
It ended up mattering a lot. It will be lost
by one winning the whole game too.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Okay, anything that we need to recap here before we
get to uh this week, man, Dylan, that's a lot
of bloodshed here.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Andy though got Vandy.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah that was the only one you got.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
That was the only one, but you know what it was,
what a good one to have.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, so you got the Bandy one, but you also
got the Diego Pavilla Award for ineptitude.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I'm just covering all the bases.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Uh, the game day DP takes a gamble parlay. We
missed that one. Uh. Larry in the NFL was horrible,
Dylan was horrible, But the.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
One one silver lining though, is my going against fading
Shay and Larry where they're on the same side, has
been the only profitable thing for me so far.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's a great gambling philosophy here.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
It's uh pretty good.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, it's okay, okay, Uh, Jedi? Do you bet on
college football?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Not a time?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
You don't?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Okay, I don't. I don't get the time done.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Do you have any picks this week for us?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
This week? For no? No, no?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Did you prepare for this appearance.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
As much as I could? College balls a lot to
catch up on. Okay, if you're not following.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It, well these guys follow it and they're not any
good either. But you do you have NFL picks for
us coming up?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I've got a few ideas, Okay, all right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Okay, yeah, no, you don't get it. I'll get to
you at the moment here, but I just want to
make sure you're prepared. And it doesn't sound like you're prepared.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
It's always from the hip, that's the problem. It's the
gut feeling. It's the Jedi, you know. Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
The force?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
How did you get the name Jedi?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I was born with the nickname Jed okay, seventy eight
and then quickly Jed became Jedi and it's stuck ever since.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
How long have you been on Main Cabin Masters from
the beginning.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
We're ten years into it now. We just just had
our ten year anniversary ago.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Okay, did you guys celebrate?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
No? No, no, too busy shoveling snow.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Okay. How many camps do you think? And they do
call them camps up here, Like when you build a camp,
it's not you build a cabin or a house. Yeah,
it's a camp. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Camp is really kind of where you go to just
get away from everything and hang out and enjoy some nature.
But yeah, Network didn't I didn't like the ring of
Main camp Masters.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Oh okay, how many camps do you think you've refurbished.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
In the ten years? We're two hundred and sixty something
episodes deep. Each camp is an individual episode.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Did you get hurt any time?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
M No, I've been pretty fortunate. I mean a few
uh splinters off from the tables are in the eye
every now and then.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh, I haven't fallen off a roof for anything.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Fallen off plenty of roofs, but never been hurt. Always
the tuck and.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Roll well and they clean it up too, So it
makes it seemed like everybody knows what they're doing on
main cabin masters. By the time they edit it and
we get to see it on TV, everybody seems to
know and there's a game plan here.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah, the I mean they of course they'd love to see, uh,
somebody fall off the road.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
We'd like to see big raise something a mishap, yeah, right,
like somebody loses a finger on a jig. There's saws there.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It doesn't happen as often as you'd think, and when
it does, luckily, the camera's aren't always around.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
So do you fix your own house? Like a lot
of people don't do the work on their own house
because they're tired of working on other people's camps.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, it's it's tough to get out of work and
want to go do anything, you know, construction wise after that.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
So if I had you do something here, you'd be okay.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, I'd be ready. I've got some tools in the
truck you do yeah, Oh, I'd absolutely do it.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Uh, let me go, Shay, I'll start with you. That's
do your college football pick. Since somebody didn't come prepared
with college football picks here to help. Uh.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Friday Special Danny jmu Troy over forty seven and a half.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
And then NDSU laying twenty three and a half versus Charlton.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Wait, this is round two of the FCS playoffs, by
the way, Danny, so tune in.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
And then I got the Buckeyes laying four against the Cigarettes,
and then the main Green laying two and a half
against Nolens. How's the cold? It sounds like you're a
little congested. I feel better better than I have. Duda
fed here in a minute? Wake up?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah? How are you? Danny? I feel like we're we're
co hurt, co injured. He could have asked earlier, but
I'm just saying earlier. Yeah, yeah yeah, non warrior, hashtag warrior.
Now I'm here. It wasn't pretty this week. That way
been bumpy. Yeah, a little choppy, as PAULI would say,
(10:53):
But you know we're here. Uh bad Larry in the
car with his wife. Uh man, Apparently he's hands for.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I am not answered. I had to put it back on.
Oh you did, I'm going deaf, Dan. I couldn't hear
what on a speaker, so I got it up to
my ear again, and I'm getting to look at it
for my wife. But I'm going to college one unit
on my college games Texas Tech minus twelve and a
half against BYU, I want the O. I have Ohio
(11:23):
State minus to four against Indiana, and I went the
over in the Ohio State game at forty eight and
a half. Just three forty one unit bets. Oh, come
it down at forty seven and a half for me.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Well, no, no, hold on, ray, what does Larry get
this at at forty seven or forty eight?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
He has it at forty seven and a half.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Okay, forty seven and a half, thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
And you have the over at forty seven and a
half correct, Okay, so we changed that. You had it
at forty eight and a half and then we have
it at forty.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
One when I sent it in. When I sent it
in from the New York Post last night, that's who
the line was. That's right. Who doesn't use the Post?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Everybody?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
People that can read usually don't, Dylan.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
You know people have access to a computer, Dylan, go ahead, or.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Shane's favorite The New York Times. All right, So I'm
gonna do a little sprinkle Dan on UNLV to make
the college football playoff at plus three thousand. A couple
of things have to go right. Duke has to beat
Virginia and Troy has to beat James Madison. So it's
a long shot but not impossible. I'm also gonna take
(12:40):
James Madison minus twenty three and a half against Troy.
I'm sort of hedging a little bit, and then two
units on UNLV plus four and a half against Boise State,
Texas Tech minus twelve and a half against by U
Virginia minus four against the Duke, and Indiana plus four
against Ohio State, and both Shane are on Ohio State,
(13:01):
So I.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Like that take it. Uh. Somebody asked me this. I
think they were joking. They said, is the U c
l A job better than the James Madison job? And uh,
because their head coach is going to U c l A,
Bob Chesney, I think they were joking when they said that.
I wouldn't want to coach at U c l A.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I'd take un bias JMU.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Well, they don't, you know, they've got to commit to
that program. That's the problem. It always feels like they
sort of go halfway exactly half ass all right, ready
for NFL Jedi, You ready to go with your NFL picks?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Go for yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Okay, all right, here.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
We go just a couple, you know, right off? Up?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Or yeah, you just fire away this team by this
many and you know.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I mean I am going to Dallas for to night
for sure.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
So that's uh, you're getting three, getting three?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Okay, what else.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I'm going with the Jags. I'm going with the Jags
this week.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I don't know the line on that. How units are
you putting? I don't know, like one unit, two units, three?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I'm putting two or three.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Two or three? Okay, it's kind of open to intation here.
The Jags are they favored by dogs? One and a
half point dogs? Okay, so you're one and a half
point underdogs with Jacks.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
What else do you and I'm going Bears. I'm going
putting a little bit on the Bears too. I know
they're beat up with the wrong guy, but there.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
They get six and a half versus the part. Yeah
you're good with that? Yep?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You don't sound confident.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Well, I'm trying to keep and get all the lingo
and what's what's right, what's wrong, what's appropriate?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Did you drink before you came over.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I did not, Okay, I did not. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
By the way, Jedi's favorite drink fireball, followed by.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
The white Russian.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
White Russian, whoa buddy, Well.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Russian, Well it's shot a fire ball. Is that it's
the heartburn and the white Russians the cure.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I told him, I said, you wouldn't need the white
Russian if you didn't drink the fireball. But he's like,
I gotta have the white Russian because it takes care
of you know, it makes that fireball.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
It's like drink like how you drink milk if you
eat like really hot stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, kind of calms down, cools it down.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
But when when we go out, when we're in Maine,
and he'll order a fireball, like you'll order a fireball
and I don't think we've sat down yet, Like you
walk in and then there's a fireball, and I'm like,
not for me, Yeah, you don't partake? No, No, And
I don't.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I don't push it on him. I don't force it.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
No. When I was in college, I might have done that.
It's just Jedi is still in college.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Well, and the thing is, I'll drink whatever, whatever's put
in front of me most of the time. But if
I'm doing Bourbons or Jamo's or I'm not sipping, I
have a hot time sipping drink. So I put him down.
So the fireball a little easier to handle than you're.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
You're a champion though, like you're you're a pro. When
you when you sit down with Jedi, you're sitting down
with the pro. It'd be like Shay and your uh,
your old days. Yeah, the good old days. Danny.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Have you have you done? Banned for band with Jedi?
Dan with drinks? You guys see it?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Howled at the Moon?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
No, No, I leave at a reasonable time.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
He's very responsible.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, Jedi does not. Jedi would be. And I always say, hey,
make sure Jedi gets home, Okay, whenever I leave, I
just say make sure Jedi gets home.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
And he's not wrong. Most any of the bars I
walk into, there is a and it's not just a
single shot, no matter what I order, it's a double
or a triple. And and I think they they like
to try to get me to fall down, but it
doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
The battle. The battle continues, Shaye, what was your drinking choice?
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Well, for breakfast, it was the snaring off espresso or
the cherry nips for a brush, and then Martini Jim Martini,
Tangaret or Hendricks.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
In the morning that was lunch. No, the morning was
the nips, and lunch.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Martini is a good lunch lunch cocktail.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
And then you know at night, yeah, yeah, a couple
of olives, get it.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Dirty, get it weird, blue cheese stuff.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
No, no blue cheese, but like two or three of
those for lunch. And then dinner time was whatever the
roommate was pooring. Oh so that could be wine. Be sure,
is some pinot no war?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Who gives it? I didn't give a ship. Whatever it was.
Let's see, Larry, you want to do your NFL.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I'm already, Danny, I'm gonna two unit. That's all my
NFL guys, Jenna, I don't if you know our units
are two hundred bucks because when we first started, five
units are the most you're allowed to bet a thousand
bucks what I wanted on Buffalo to beat Pittsburgh and
they got their ass kicked. But so two units Ravens
(18:10):
Ravens minus six against Ravens minus six against the Steelers.
I won two units on over forty seven and a
half in the Colts Jags game, two units under Texans
plus the three and a half against the Chiefs, and
then two units under Chargers plus three against the Eagles,
(18:34):
and then Dan, I have a couple. I have three
two team teasers.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Here we go, Jedi, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Help you out here again.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Everyone write these down.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
On a teaser. You're you get six points to adjust
the line on both games on two teamers. So I
got the Seahawks minus one and a half again and
the Bucks minus two and a half. That's one teaser.
The next teaser the Bucks minus a two and a
half and the brown goes minus one and a half,
and then the Seahawks minus one and a half and
the Broncos minus one and a half. So they are
(19:02):
three separate.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Go ahead, the Seahawks are minus one.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Okay, thank you, they're three separate two unit teasers. Jump
on them, guys.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Nobody do that. Yeah, nobody do that, Dylan, how about you?
All right?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Dan, I'm going light on the NFL because it has
fucking sucked. So I got the Lions minus three against
the Cowboys tonight, boo, And then they get out of
the whole parlay. Isaac Teslah anytime touchdown, Khalil shak Here
anytime touchdown, or Shot Bateman anytime touchdown, and justin Jefferson,
(19:44):
who's very due, anytime touchdown. And that pays that plus
twelve five. Oh buddy, I can get right back in
this thing and then.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Some okay, and that pays out.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
What plus twelve one hundred dollars? Bet you'd win twelve grand?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Okay? As Big Day Ray said, you forgot about Shaye,
I never forget about you. Although last week or the
week before, when't I under the weather? Last week you
were drunk. I was on coding, I was on something.
You were weighty. I was on something. I was yeah,
(20:21):
I know. I was like looking at Shaye and then
I go, okay, are we all done wrapping it up?
Tune in? I was like, what the fuck? I know?
I apologize, but I'm on my game this week, that's
for sure. Okay, Shaye, what do you have? I got
Skull and the Native Americans over forty two? Uh? I
got the Chargers plus three.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Against the Siriannies and then Jags plus one and a
half against the Colts. Larry, we're on a couple together.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Brother, I see that. I love it.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Eagles are by the way. Where are you going with
your wife? Larry?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Ago? I heard Jedi was on a show. I'm going
to Maine to my roots. Are you thank Yeah? I think,
And I said to my wife, can I stop by Milford?
But we're way beyond Milford already. We I have to
pick the kids up out of school, my son and
my midd in lare who you're in Maine?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Dan? Yeah, I will.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
I'm up there for the weekend. I'll be up there
on Sunday night.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Where Oh yeah, you got to get a.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeah, Dan, I can't get that main.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Nowe a Jedi. I bet you know, guy Jedi, you
get up here. Yeah yeah. Your girlfriend could probably help
Larry get a spray tann Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Just cover a bit like the stuff you stay in
Dex with. Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Larry, you can come up tonight go out with me
and Jedi.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
I'm I will talk to my wife is already in
another store. I pulled off the side of the road
because she wouldn't let me drive. I will. I will
be in Cape Elizabeth by three o'clock. I will. I'll
give you a call later on. I'm gonna tell my
wife I'm not going to ask. I'm just to say, honey,
I'm all to dance.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah, okay, yeah, you tell her.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, man, you're a badass. Badass you're looking around making
sure she's not walking in the car.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
She's not in the car, exactly right. No, I think
I'm going to have a couple of beers with you
guys tonight.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Jedi, How does that sound?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Sounds all right?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Fireballs for Larry for Bad Larry.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yeah, Larry, I haven't gone a shot. I haven't gone
a shot in a bunch of years. I'll do a
fireball shot with you.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
But then they can the Budweiser up there?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh plenty yet?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah, Larry only drinks bud that's it. Yeah, he'll pound, Yeah,
he'll drink twenty five of them.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah yeah, I'll bring my own bud cans and you
mean them walk right into a bar with an open beer, right,
especially where you guys are.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
No, I don't think you can do that really anywhere.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
I guarantee that.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Oh yeah, down where Bad Larry lives, Jersey Shore. Oh
Yeah yeah, bad Bad Larry can do whatever he wants.
Do we have the DP takes a gamble parlay? Yeah?
Do we have that dealing.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah, you want me to rattle it off? Yeah, all right,
So we got Jamior Gibs anytime touchdown minus that legs
minus two thirty five. I wonder who did that one,
Larry uh zach Ertz anytime touchdown and Tyler Algier anytime
touchdown and that pays out plus one and seventeen. Okay,
and if Jed wanted, Jedi wants to hop in on this,
(23:41):
it's been pretty hotly.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah, we're dude, You're just going to backtrack and apologize
for not being prepared here. But I was told I
was coming here to learn how to gamble responsibly, so
I'm trying to learn.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I'm yeah, this is a dog show.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah that's true. This is not a tutorial on how
to do it right, it's how to do it wrong.
And Dylan is the poster child for the show because
he will have the dumbest bets and that's why he's
like down forty three and a half units.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Oh really, Dan is betting on ping pong and your
underwear at two in the morning.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Stupid, all that bad investment strategy.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Actually, speaking of you bets too, I do want to
add one NFL bet. I'm going to take the Eagles
minus three. Boo, okay, my system works on. Yeah, I
couldn't set a new record, though, I am down forty
fifty the minus for you.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Last year, I was witch the most. Did you wind
up positive last year?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
The last couple of years, I've been positive and then okay,
done well in the playoffs this year.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
We'll call it an aberration Dan okay variance. But this
is this is setting an old time record here.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
And imagine though, if I pull it off, if I
get into the positive by the end of the playoffs.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Shay will get a tattoo. I'll get I'll get something. Yeah,
that'd be crazy, but yeah, no, no.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Chance we get a head another head tattoo.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Probably not no, but I'll get something.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
You could do, like doesn't Jelly Roll have that like
crucifix tattooed over his eyes?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
You're not getting a crucifix on my fucking face. That
ain't happening, all.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Right, Well, clearly you don't care about God.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
A care too much, care too much.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Actually, you can't even get buried in the Jewish cemetery show.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Oh no, that my whole life promises were made.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I suppose I can't either.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
It is a couple of head tattoos underneath his headphones there. Yeah, yeah,
he's got.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
It's a dildo. And what's the other one.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
He's got a revolver, Yeah, thirty eight stuff. Yeah, and
what's the other one? The other one says role model.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
That said coexists.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Yeah, he said harmony. Piece of harmony. Yeah, fuck out
of here.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Everybody, morale is high here, everything's good. We did it.
We brought Jedi in. He was ill prepared, he was great.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
It's tough doing all my research from on a roof
for a Oh yeah, I would love to to death sometimes. Wow, wow,
crunch the numbers do some number of work and research.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Given the episodes I've seen with Main Cabin Masters, you're
not working that hard.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Just saying it's just commercial break.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Feels like Chase is doing all the work there and
you're just going, okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Someone's got to be the foreman and that's Oh.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
There's probably a lot of people who think they're foreman's
on those jobs. Yeah, but you're just there because you know,
the ladies love you.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Oh yes, yes, ye, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
There's a lot of appeal on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, well on Main Cabin Masters, that's why I tune
in for the by the way, if you go, if
you go, Yeah, Dixie, I tune in.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
A lot of ladies tune INFI.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
But you go to the bar with Jedi. I mean
he is, he's a magnet.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
That's a good conversation.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You do yeah, you do well, You do well. And
I'm like, I'll be damn look at Jedi.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I feel like that you you being you, Dan and
Jedi being on Maiden cabin masters. The two of you
at a bar must attract an unreal amount of dudes.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
A lot of dudes up there is some man love well.
I I yes, I got to act as the bodyguard
sometimes just yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
He has to be the go between. All right, that's it.
We've done it. We've done another episode, and I've somehow
hashtag warrior plowed my way through this when people didn't
think I could do it. You know, I'm watching Stranger
Things last night with my wife, and all of a sudden,
David Harbor comes on Hopper and I go, it looks
like Shay and Irving. There we go. I can see that.
(27:58):
But there's a way to hell. I'll watching that show now. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
I was on Instagram and I saw Arry as hell.
I saw dam Marjara and I was like, is that
shait not.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Bam No Hopper? I get yeah, oh you do get Hopper.
I'll take Hopper, yeah, hell yeah, yeah, but it's Sammy.
Sammy p looks like David Harbor. Oh yeah, yeah, it's
your good buddy there. Okay. Uh, Shan Irving, wherever you
get your podcast? Are you doing one with Dylan? Anything
we need to know here? Cowboys game tonight? That's it
(28:30):
really depends on you could do it at a halftime.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Yeah, it depends depends on the game, depends on the score,
depends on my mental health.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I don't know. Here's here's your season right here. It's everything.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
This is it, Danny, this is is this your super Bowl?
This is a super Bowl. This is a playoff.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
They usually show up when it counts.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Shut up. So they're Dylan, you got bad? Hey, Larry, Yep,
I'm here, okay, all right, so let me know if
you come up and uh, we'll get together.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
I will text you when I where I get into Maine.
We'll chat a little later. Guys, I gotta go. I
gotta come to the store and find my wife and
let her know what I'm doing tonight. It's a pleasure, man.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
We'll chat.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
We'll chat later.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeah, that's bad, Larry. We have a big day. Ray
the producer Marvin who had to listen to this and
uh Jedi from main cabin Masters. Next time, he's gonna
be prepared, more prepared. Next time, he's going to show
up and actually be ready to go.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Have some legitimate that's not betting on the birds on
the wire.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
All right, thanks for joining us. Dan Patrick takes a
gambling until next week.
Host
Dan Patrick
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