May 21, 2025 • 25 mins
On today's episode we talk to Dan about the show not winning the Sports Emmy last night, but he explains why that wasn't the worst part of his night. The guys get into the bets for this week and there's one sport that they want to stop betting on. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I'm not in a good mood. Gonna be honest up front,
pretty emotional. I had to put up with Fritzy coming
back and I wasn't drinking, but I should have been.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, hy lerr Hello, Dan, A little upset about the loss.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I hear.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Sorry. I was pulling for you guys.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, thank you. I feel better now, Larry.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Thank you God.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You know it's the last award. We got there at
five thirty and trip in two yeah, two and a
half hours to get in. Brutal guys were drinking. Then
some of the guys who drank too much go, I've
got to get off and I got to take a
piss or. We're over by Yankee Stadium and then these
(01:27):
guys got to get out. It's bumper to bumper. Then
we pull off the side of the road, they get out,
then jump back in. Now all of a sudden, everybody's happy.
We get to happy hour, so we're there at five thirty.
Happy hour goes till seven, close to seven, and then
I think they announced open bar. What's the situation at
(01:48):
the bar liquor two? Yeah, yeah, ok, yeah, but you
gotta be careful if you drink too much and then
you get up there, if you have to give a speech,
or you run into maybe one of your bosses.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You know, it does happen, Yes, it does, Yes, it does.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
But I think they announced the last category around nine.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh later than I think it was like ten.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So probably four and a half hours. Damn. And then
you don't win. It's the last in the bust back
and it was two and a half hours back because
we were in bumper to bumper traffic at midnight.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
The ride home was a nice uh fuck you cherry
on top.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, it was yeah, and Fritzy was on fire, like
to the point where my wife goes, I heard that,
does he ever like shoot him? She was even this morning.
She goes, was that an act last night? And I go, no,
that's somebody who acts, you know, in their own world.
(02:48):
He's singing, he's he's got conversations with himself for ninety minutes.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yes, marm On the way there, he had Mario play
a song from Dan Dede catered to dance Watch.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
What the Lady in Red My Wife? He played it
on the bus.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, yes, he insisted on it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yes, yes he did. Jesus Christ, imagine being married to Fritzie.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
We've talked to him to.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
His wife is the saint.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
She's so nice to unbelievable, so nice.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
But oh my god, he was. I was worried for him.
That's like separate travel situation in the future, right, Well,
I just I will go next time, so sort of
separate travel, you know, on the plane with him too, Yeah,
he said, next to celebrity family feud.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
It was like this right now, everybody, you can't see
what I'm doing, but it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Of Tapping's a lot of tap tapping. I'm wearing headphones
on the flight. And then he yells louder because I
got headphones on.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I could hear dance slap Fritzy's hand hard hard I did.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Wasn't he doing? Like play by play for you of
the next game too, like, and.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I had headphones on, come on, yes, and then he
turned on hockey and then I got I said, I'm
not joking. I told him to shut up really loud.
The flight attendant told him to stop talking. No shit,
he should talk last. I didn't hear that part.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
All of this this is no exaggeration. And the thing was,
I told Dan a couple of weeks ago, whenever the
flights were booked, and I look, and I see, you know,
one B, one A, one C, one D. And I'm looking,
so my wife knows this. My wife goes, oh my god,
Dan sitting next to Fritzy Extra.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The celebrity family few. They booked the.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Flights on Dan's birthday too.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It was I wonder if they had a man on
the inside who's like, this would be Funny.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Richon, who maybe we got back at rich Eison. Yeah.
You know what, when you don't have friends, so you
create imaginary friends. That's what Fritzy was last night. He
had a mat. He was entertaining his like dolls off.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Of his own energy. So he's like he is having
like a very jacky and hide.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh my god. Okay, do people like got with him.
Do you have like friends? No? No, I can't, right, yeah,
no way.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
He's transcended that.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah. Okay, so yeah we lost Sports Emmy, big funking boohoo. Okay, yeah,
I'll get him next year. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Has any actor actress been nominated for like six Oscars?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
One major actor? That never? Oh that one? I don't know.
I don't know. Well, I mentioned Norm from Cheers got
nominated for an Emmy six times and lost him and
then he died.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh that's what happens.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, and then he died. What are you gonna say? Laire?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Was Susan Luci the one I always talked about.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, all my children? That was like nineteen of them
that she lost. She was awesome, her daughter Kendall on
that show.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Yes, Ray, So I find this hard to believe. But
actors without an Oscar Bradley Cooper, Yeah, the Coop, William Dafoe,
Tom Cruise.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Willom, will Glenn Close. I think it's been nominated time.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh that makes sense? You kidding me? You're surprised by that? Yeah,
Harrison Ford, that doesn't surprise me either. Yeah, okay, yea,
he was in a movie that yeah, Star Wars. No
he was great in Indiana Jones, but he felt like
he was playing Harrison Ford if he was a character
in the movie.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
The Coup surprised me. That's why he made that movie
with the nose guy. No, the one last year they
got movie, No, the one about the gay composer, the
bio pic.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, that's why he did that movie to get an Oscar. Yeah, okay,
he didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, well, remember the Leo had never won one, and
then like he did the Revenue where he said like
three things and then won.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Good.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
No, you don't like it was so overacting. The Oscar
is really good for you know what. It's we owe you.
Denzel Washington didn't win for Malcolm X, but he went
for Training Day.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah he got nominated for me, but he isn't even
the best actor in Training Day. Ethan Hawk, oh my god,
Ethan Hall was amazing. His character had everything in it
from vulnerable to badass right at arc Yeah, yeah, I'll
give you that.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Al Pacino doesn't win for God probably, but he went
for Scent of a Woman.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I know.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
So no, no, no, no, no, that was that was not
here you go because we missed up that.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That was a good fucking play.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
No, he played great.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
No, no, But going back to that he'd beat Denzil because
everyone was like, oh the watch does doesn't win, and
it was he's young, he'll be back.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah. I hate that, but we do it in sports
all the time the time. Yeah. By the way, bad
Larry lost four units last week, so you're not an
eight and a half. Shaye lost three and a half.
Goddamn it. Wrong, fucking John wrong. Now we'll get to
that in the moment. Your mine is nine and a half.
Dylan lost two units, so your mine is three and
a half. Okay, So all you guys gotta do is
(07:54):
just kind of stay above water best you can as
we get ready for the NFL season. That's all.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
We're doing a pretty good job of treading water right now.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Actually I didn't watch the Preakness, but I watched the
rear of the Preakness and the call, Oh my god,
that call Larry Calmus. It's unbelievable. And there's a camera
on him showing his reaction because he just basically saying,
(08:23):
you know, he's got a chance to maybe you know,
place her show, and then he realizes that he might win.
Then he realizes that he's won. It's incredible. That call
is one of the great calls in the history of sports.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
That was such an incredible race. Damn what that horse did.
I was fucking blown away the path that that horse
made and then fought through it like that was I
did not think Big j could have done that. It
reminds me of Zenyata. You remember that pony, that one
one Belmont the mayor that beat all the fucking boys
and just fought through everything. But they always that horse
(08:57):
was always in the last place and just would speed
the ship up. And Big Ja I didn't have that
in them. Like that was fucking nuts.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Let me see the soccer board. Are you on the board? No?
No, no no. So they have an interviewing process that I
have to like talk to other members of the board
and they get my motivations or whatever and where I
want to be on the board, what position I want
to be in. So that's this week, and I'm in
big trouble if they find this podcast, So hopefully they don't.
(09:26):
Before you get on the board, Yeah, before.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
How are you planning to lie to them?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I'm not gonna lie. I'm just gonna like not mention
this show.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Omit.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, I'm gonna put my name in for a fundraiser
and social mediada social media, yeah, social media.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Okay, I'm gonna say I got some history there. Okay,
I think I don't know. It's gonna be tough.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
You know, they'll immediately go look at your history there
and find this.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah. I didn't think of that.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That could be bad Bomber did.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
But they get to vote. Social media is to vote.
I have to. I have to get a voting seed.
And then starting uh the roommate. Yes, her therapy has started.
Drinking started now, yet we still have to do the interviews.
It starts this week. We're interviewing people I used to
drink with and then you start drinking again. Well, then
after you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna look at the evidence, Danny.
I'm gonna say, you know, here are the pros, here
(10:16):
are the cons, Here's what I remember about when I drank,
Here's what I don't And then you know, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
What if we interview them all at the same time
in a room and then like you show up and
we're like Shae and you.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Have to see the intervention and I don't want to
do that again, bad Larry? Anything you want to recount
from last week?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I know I was horrible in golf. There's nothing I think.
I want my baseball bet, but I don't even remember
Dan Larry, remember.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
When he said Phil Mickelson was going to make the cut.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
What are you doing? He finished nine over?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
He was ate over the first day, right, yeah, and
then plus one.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It doesn't matter how you get to plus nine. You
got to plus nine.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
A couple of my guys Lowry didn't make the cut either, Right,
here's a pop.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Yeah, your top thirty bets like a hard to do.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, so recapping, Yeah, you didn't. You didn't do too
well Celtics to win the series with the Knicks to
Wolves Warriors? So you had that? Are these from last week?
Ray that? Uh? These recamps? Okay, let's see Dylan, you
had Nuggets beat Thunder, gotta lee. There's a lot of
(11:26):
bloodshed on your page two. Damn yes.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
But then you know what I did last podcast is
id late added Phil to miss the cut. So that
was a nice free right and Stepstraca missed the cut.
This was plus money.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Shay, are you giving up golf? I'm not doing golf.
This week a doing it after what John Rahm did
to me on fucking Sunday. No, you had him top five,
I am top five plus three hundred. I was fucking
grinning ear to ear. I was laughing about it.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Did he finish solo sixth?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
No? No, no, no, no? Was it solo were tied?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I don't know, but solo six is funny.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
The last three or four hole I couldn't even believe
what was I had a great weekend with the ponies.
I was riding high. The boys saw it. I was
hitting part I was hitting trifectus and ship and then
fucking John rome Hi had eighth piece of shut What
were his last three hole?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
What was over? Bogey bogy was double over? What place?
Did he finish?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Right?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Tight eighth?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
It was funny too. It was like when when him
and Scotty were tired. I think they're both at nine nunder.
I was like, holy shit, Scotty's gonna blow this, And
then immediately that was like, oh, no, I have an idiot.
That's no chance that happened. Crumbles way before Scotty does
in that situation.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Ye, dirty Ray has a week one betting lines.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
NFL.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
You want to go through. Yeah, what do you mean? Oh? No, thanks,
I have to go to the library after this.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, are you laud there?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Do you guys want to guess the spreads or do
you want me to just tell you?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Tell me?
Speaker 6 (12:59):
Dallas plus seven versus Philly to open the air.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
That.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I kind of like that too, taking the count Super
Bowl hangover.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Chiefs minus three versus the Chargers at home at all
at Chargers trapping, trapping, truck trup.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Chargers money one?
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Okay, Giants plus seven and a half for his commanders.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Jackson Dart, who's their starting quarterback? The g Men, Yeah,
Russell Wilson. Yeah, we'll see, what about you, Larry?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I love Washington That games aren't beat anybody by seven,
and I'm a Giant fan.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Well, no, you you get seven and a half, the Giants,
you get the Giants were favored by seven and.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
A half, said I thought he said Giants minus seven.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I still like what. I still like Washington and that.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Do you think the commanders are I feel like they're
dangling that plus seven and a half begging you to
take the Giants there.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
That hook will get you.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Ye, Bengals minus five and a half.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
It's at the Brown Bengals. There's a there's a musical
group called the Bengals. Oh yeah, B A. N. G. L.
Hoff Susannah Hoff. Are they in the Hall of Fame? No? No?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
But at another reference that Fritz he made last night
Bengals on the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Did he know?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Yes, he was talking about everything under the Sun show.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Should drug him?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Like Benzo's like, give him a bunch of dude.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
That's what they did to the monkey that ripped that
lady's face off. So for all we know, and.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
They put monkey on benzos.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It was on xanax when it the one in Stanford
that killed the lady.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
How do you do that?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
It had an adverse reaction. I could see something similar
happening if you did that to Todd.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
I wouldn't travel with him, there's no chance. Imagine beeting
a cab with him in bumper. Okay, I fly, he's
next to me.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I get in the cab, he's next to We go
to dinner, No, he's next to me. Bad luck, dude,
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
What did you do in a previous les?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Right?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, you're getting punished for something, Danny. And then I
had my wife sit in between. I said it, no
way he threw it.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Honestly, that's aheads I said, no.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Not gonna happen, not going to do it, and he
demands your attention. He demands it.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
She's also nice enough to like kind of let him
just sort of do this in her ear without like
really reacting. But he then won't slow down.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Well, we got a party, bosch. Everybody's having a good time.
And then all of a sudden I hear the song
Lady in Red and then he goes, hey, I had
Mario pick this so a dedication to your wife, and
I go, what to your wife?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Your life?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
He was sending Mario Google links to songs like not
that you could play it from. Like you'd click it
and it'd be like, this is the song, and then
you'd have to go into Spotify and find it was.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
There a front seat up there with the driver was
a driver. No, No, it's it's one of those like
wedding party buses where it's just long, too long rows
on each side.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You might have been able to stuff driver. Yeah, if
we wanted to then veer off the GW bridge.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Yes, Ray, I think I have a video of that.
I can try to play it. I don't know how
it'll sound, but if you want me to play that video, no,
we could, we could splice it in daring.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Uh. That link brings us to this week, bad Larry.
Let me start with you, all right.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I'm thinking my next to night minus the four and
a half and under two twenty three and a half
in that game. Okay, Then I want I think it's
starting at two o'clock. I want the Cubs by themselves.
I think they're laying four. Yeah, I want over four
for the Cubs, you know, just their their runs by themselves. Okay,
and then I want this game is going to get
(16:43):
rained out. But if the Rangers play the Yankees tonight
with the gram on the hill, I want the Rangers
right all one units.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
No golf.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I'm done with Golfwhere say it's sweeping the.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Nation over it? Dude. See suddenly golf is the hardest
thing apparently. Don't bet God, dude, Carlin Marikawa not to
make the top twenty.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
The problem with golf is you hit one winner in
a tournament and you have like that gives you a
lot of runway for losses, and then you know it's
like two years before it happens again.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
I don't know about that. I've hit a couple winners
on this show in the last year. I've had Bryson,
I've had.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Ron, And what are you complaining about.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
The six week run I've just had.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
With golf my point exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
And we'll do the point spreads maybe next week when
we have time to go over and everybody gets to
see him, and then bat Larry, I have him as well, Dylan, Yes,
Dan NBA.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I'm going Pacers money line plus one fifty against the
Knicks and then Timberwolves money line plus two sixty against
the Thunder tomorrow. I do have a golf bet because
I am not a coward. Harris English to win the
Charles Schwab plus thirty five hundred?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Is that Larry?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Was he doing a plus thirty bet?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Or yeah? Yeah, top sixty Harris English?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Anything else? Yep?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
And I got a little NHL parlay then I feel
like it's been a while since I cooked them, But
parlay Oilers plus one and a half Panthers plus one
and a half pays out about even money.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
All right, sha Basketball with Lair on the under two
two three and a half for the Knicks Pacers game MLB.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Home dogs have been cooking.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
I don't know if anybody's paying attention to this besides
me and the other capitalists, but it's raised plus one
twelve Marlins plus one twenty. Then I got my Cardinals
laying one twelve against raised t grays.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
And then on race.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
One we're part this is about We got three minutes
to post here, kids, so you want to get this
in go ahead exactly two six eight box. At race
two we got the four to win, and then race
three three five seven box.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
It okay, anything, Larry, you need to mention you kind
of quiet today?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
No, I'm fine. I'm just any keynote for you.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Say I saw a nice one y last week.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Yeah, I had a great when a Keno and uh
a little gas station at ten am, went there to
take a piss, decided, you know what, I'm gonna stay
a little longer. Played the twelve sixteen twenty three four
bucks with the bonus, so that was thirty two dollars in.
I walked out with nine hundred and seventy two. Danny,
did you tell your wife?
Speaker 6 (19:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
God no, hit a ten x and then the two x.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Later I was hooting and hollering that gas station though
they couldn't understand a word.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I was, what would what would you normally have done
with that kind of money? Anything? Oh? You know, no,
I mean booze is I'm I don't know rhymes.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
No, okay, No, that would not invest nine hundred and
seventy two dollars in Connecticut cocaine.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I'm I didn't specify where from.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
I'm an aficionado. I do not dip into Connecticut when
it comes to Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
So you can't really do anything with that money. Take
it to OTB.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah, you go to Sweet Green for lunch or something.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Meet the roommate, a Sweet Green or a fucking araw
On whatever it's called.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Fly to La and got arawon.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Dude. No.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
She came back from La and I opened the fridge
and we had like fucking buckets of seaweed.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Did forty dollars smoothie.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I was like, where the hell's this worm? She's like, oh,
it's this place called Arawan.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
I was like, I know what the fuck that is?
How much does the ship cost? Like it had to
be a couple hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah, easy. It was like a tough They literally sell
like seaweed gummies, like a twelve pack of them, and
it's like thirty five bucks and helps your like Amino.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Am we're witnessing right here, Danny. This is a late
stage capitalism.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I thought you were for all all four capitalism.
Speaker 7 (20:25):
No, for capitalism with rails, Danny. It's like a tongue
in shit. It's a Milton Freeman bullshit. No, I know
that's real. Now we've got to have rules and regulation.
But the tariffs have been brought down?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Right? Hey what a winter? Did it again? Folks?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Score?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
What it exactly? Did he accomplished the art of the deal, Danny.
I don't know if you read the book, but you
might want to check. He create something and then take
credit for solving the album bringing its one. Yeah, create
a problem that doesn't exist, yes, and then you bring
it back and say, look at what I.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
Did, pat on the back, salesman of the year. Okay,
it's genius, that is of sales.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Want I want to actually made up problem?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
May overcome it? Wow? It's oh, thank God, Jay, I
can't believe that God is done. You're the best. But
I feel bad sometimes I figure this stuff out. You know,
I'd rather just be like don't even give it much thought. Yeah,
that is always I have to give it thought because
I go there's always an ulterior motive here, and that's wow.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
With the current subject of hand. Yes, that's been a
blatantly obvious for the last forty years. No, I'm just
talking about the tariffs. Oh, like, let's create something. Now
I'm going to take credit for fixing something that he created.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah, now, team, who's going to start building their fake
toys in Washington, d C.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Probably.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
I think if we want to talk about like export
import controls, I think that's the conversation. We could have
blanket tariffs of whatever percentage. I think are dumb obviously,
But to be fair, this was a leftist position twenty
years ago. We're trying to save union jobs in the
Midwest and throughout the Southeast America. Instead, we sold our
(22:01):
entire workforce out to globalists so they could print money
in China, bring it back and invest it in the
fucking bonds and stocks, while Middle America got gutted like
a fish. Why do we let anything out of the
United States? Anything is that's preposterous dating. I'm not saying
let's be isolationists and close the border.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
No, no, But why why are we letting them make
all of these products?
Speaker 7 (22:23):
What do you mean letting them? What do you mean
who's them China? Well, letting that. We invested bigley in China.
So because the neoliberals thought we could bring them closer
to democracy if we just start doing free trade and
give them money and give our capitalists buddy, and then
all of a sudden they're going to have elections and
they were fucking wrong.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
That's e me. I never should have run it.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, what's true?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
That shit Google that. But once again, you know, he
told me that Taylor Swift is not hot anymore, and
I appreciate that. Well, Bruce Springsteen has a what raisin
face or something? He said that he's talking about somebody's face.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the boss's face.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. He I think called Springsteen a
raising face. I saw him on the River tour Milwaukee
and he looked great. Yeah, he still looks great.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
He's still doing like seven hour concerts, isn't he.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
If if Taylor Swift voted for Donald Trump, she'd be
the hottest woman in the world.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
She'd probably be back to being a country singer too, right.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
She'd have to go back to my roots.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Yes, yes, right, it's not raising face. It's even better
dried out prune.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Okay, I mean the funniest president.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
The guy is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, he's got a pretty good stand up and the
fact that, but he's like Fritzy, he's not funny. When
he's trying to be funny.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
He thrives well in the echo chamber kind.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Of like, yeah, he's not trying to be funny.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I think sometimes he is.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
No, I don't know. No, he's not a lot of the.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Most of the time he's not. But there is definitely
times where he tweet stuff out and he's like this
is gonna kill Yes.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
No, like when he dressed up as the Pope and
then all of a sudden he dressed up as the Pope. No,
they showed him outfit on and he approved it and
then he said just joking that. So it's he didn't
try to be funny.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
No, I think they still cover he pushed through the
AI video of him like dancing in the Taco about
Contina and like the Gaza strip he goes to us.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
An hell, yeah, it was a long long time ago.
Pretty funny was a hot phone was it, okay.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Uh, hotline blank.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
So for bad Larry, for Marvin, who has to listen
to all this Dylan picture Dave Ray, Shane Irving the
Shane Irving Podcast.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
Supposedly this week producer John has been missing for the
last seven days. So I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
That's not good.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
No, yeah, somewhere in the Ozarks.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Okay, I've met him. Yeah, he's a good dude. Yeah
he was. He might not be anymore.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Still be a Greek.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
We have no idea, We have no idea. Okay, that's
it's our pleasure to serve you, Bad Larry. We'll talk
to you next week. You got to dance and bread
and then let me know what let me know when
you're coming up this way, I will do.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I don't have even plan coming out more this weekend.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
More that everyone's coming here.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Okay, so a couple of weeks away. You're not driving
up to meine.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
No, no, there, they're somewhere else. I'm Bridge and Peter
are coming down here though, actually tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Of course everybody knows Bridge and Peter of course. All right, Well,
thanks for joining us. Our pleasure to serve you next week.
Dan Patrick takes again
Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I'm not in a good mood. Gonna be honest up front,
pretty emotional. I had to put up with Fritzy coming
back and I wasn't drinking, but I should have been.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, hy lerr Hello, Dan, A little upset about the loss.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I hear.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Sorry. I was pulling for you guys.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, thank you. I feel better now, Larry.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Thank you God.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You know it's the last award. We got there at
five thirty and trip in two yeah, two and a
half hours to get in. Brutal guys were drinking. Then
some of the guys who drank too much go, I've
got to get off and I got to take a
piss or. We're over by Yankee Stadium and then these
(01:27):
guys got to get out. It's bumper to bumper. Then
we pull off the side of the road, they get out,
then jump back in. Now all of a sudden, everybody's happy.
We get to happy hour, so we're there at five thirty.
Happy hour goes till seven, close to seven, and then
I think they announced open bar. What's the situation at
(01:48):
the bar liquor two? Yeah, yeah, ok, yeah, but you
gotta be careful if you drink too much and then
you get up there, if you have to give a speech,
or you run into maybe one of your bosses.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You know, it does happen, Yes, it does, Yes, it does.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
But I think they announced the last category around nine.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh later than I think it was like ten.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So probably four and a half hours. Damn. And then
you don't win. It's the last in the bust back
and it was two and a half hours back because
we were in bumper to bumper traffic at midnight.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
The ride home was a nice uh fuck you cherry
on top.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, it was yeah, and Fritzy was on fire, like
to the point where my wife goes, I heard that,
does he ever like shoot him? She was even this morning.
She goes, was that an act last night? And I go, no,
that's somebody who acts, you know, in their own world.
(02:48):
He's singing, he's he's got conversations with himself for ninety minutes.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yes, marm On the way there, he had Mario play
a song from Dan Dede catered to dance Watch.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
What the Lady in Red My Wife? He played it
on the bus.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, yes, he insisted on it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yes, yes he did. Jesus Christ, imagine being married to Fritzie.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
We've talked to him to.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
His wife is the saint.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
She's so nice to unbelievable, so nice.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
But oh my god, he was. I was worried for him.
That's like separate travel situation in the future, right, Well,
I just I will go next time, so sort of
separate travel, you know, on the plane with him too, Yeah,
he said, next to celebrity family feud.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
It was like this right now, everybody, you can't see
what I'm doing, but it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Of Tapping's a lot of tap tapping. I'm wearing headphones
on the flight. And then he yells louder because I
got headphones on.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I could hear dance slap Fritzy's hand hard hard I did.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Wasn't he doing? Like play by play for you of
the next game too, like, and.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I had headphones on, come on, yes, and then he
turned on hockey and then I got I said, I'm
not joking. I told him to shut up really loud.
The flight attendant told him to stop talking. No shit,
he should talk last. I didn't hear that part.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
All of this this is no exaggeration. And the thing was,
I told Dan a couple of weeks ago, whenever the
flights were booked, and I look, and I see, you know,
one B, one A, one C, one D. And I'm looking,
so my wife knows this. My wife goes, oh my god,
Dan sitting next to Fritzy Extra.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The celebrity family few. They booked the.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Flights on Dan's birthday too.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It was I wonder if they had a man on
the inside who's like, this would be Funny.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Richon, who maybe we got back at rich Eison. Yeah.
You know what, when you don't have friends, so you
create imaginary friends. That's what Fritzy was last night. He
had a mat. He was entertaining his like dolls off.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Of his own energy. So he's like he is having
like a very jacky and hide.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh my god. Okay, do people like got with him.
Do you have like friends? No? No, I can't, right, yeah,
no way.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
He's transcended that.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah. Okay, so yeah we lost Sports Emmy, big funking boohoo. Okay, yeah,
I'll get him next year. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Has any actor actress been nominated for like six Oscars?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
One major actor? That never? Oh that one? I don't know.
I don't know. Well, I mentioned Norm from Cheers got
nominated for an Emmy six times and lost him and
then he died.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh that's what happens.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, and then he died. What are you gonna say? Laire?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Was Susan Luci the one I always talked about.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, all my children? That was like nineteen of them
that she lost. She was awesome, her daughter Kendall on
that show.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Yes, Ray, So I find this hard to believe. But
actors without an Oscar Bradley Cooper, Yeah, the Coop, William Dafoe,
Tom Cruise.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Willom, will Glenn Close. I think it's been nominated time.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh that makes sense? You kidding me? You're surprised by that? Yeah,
Harrison Ford, that doesn't surprise me either. Yeah, okay, yea,
he was in a movie that yeah, Star Wars. No
he was great in Indiana Jones, but he felt like
he was playing Harrison Ford if he was a character
in the movie.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
The Coup surprised me. That's why he made that movie
with the nose guy. No, the one last year they
got movie, No, the one about the gay composer, the
bio pic.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, that's why he did that movie to get an Oscar. Yeah, okay,
he didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, well, remember the Leo had never won one, and
then like he did the Revenue where he said like
three things and then won.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Good.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
No, you don't like it was so overacting. The Oscar
is really good for you know what. It's we owe you.
Denzel Washington didn't win for Malcolm X, but he went
for Training Day.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah he got nominated for me, but he isn't even
the best actor in Training Day. Ethan Hawk, oh my god,
Ethan Hall was amazing. His character had everything in it
from vulnerable to badass right at arc Yeah, yeah, I'll
give you that.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Al Pacino doesn't win for God probably, but he went
for Scent of a Woman.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I know.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
So no, no, no, no, no, that was that was not
here you go because we missed up that.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That was a good fucking play.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
No, he played great.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
No, no, But going back to that he'd beat Denzil because
everyone was like, oh the watch does doesn't win, and
it was he's young, he'll be back.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah. I hate that, but we do it in sports
all the time the time. Yeah. By the way, bad
Larry lost four units last week, so you're not an
eight and a half. Shaye lost three and a half.
Goddamn it. Wrong, fucking John wrong. Now we'll get to
that in the moment. Your mine is nine and a half.
Dylan lost two units, so your mine is three and
a half. Okay, So all you guys gotta do is
(07:54):
just kind of stay above water best you can as
we get ready for the NFL season. That's all.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
We're doing a pretty good job of treading water right now.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Actually I didn't watch the Preakness, but I watched the
rear of the Preakness and the call, Oh my god,
that call Larry Calmus. It's unbelievable. And there's a camera
on him showing his reaction because he just basically saying,
(08:23):
you know, he's got a chance to maybe you know,
place her show, and then he realizes that he might win.
Then he realizes that he's won. It's incredible. That call
is one of the great calls in the history of sports.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
That was such an incredible race. Damn what that horse did.
I was fucking blown away the path that that horse
made and then fought through it like that was I
did not think Big j could have done that. It
reminds me of Zenyata. You remember that pony, that one
one Belmont the mayor that beat all the fucking boys
and just fought through everything. But they always that horse
(08:57):
was always in the last place and just would speed
the ship up. And Big Ja I didn't have that
in them. Like that was fucking nuts.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Let me see the soccer board. Are you on the board? No?
No, no no. So they have an interviewing process that I
have to like talk to other members of the board
and they get my motivations or whatever and where I
want to be on the board, what position I want
to be in. So that's this week, and I'm in
big trouble if they find this podcast, So hopefully they don't.
(09:26):
Before you get on the board, Yeah, before.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
How are you planning to lie to them?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I'm not gonna lie. I'm just gonna like not mention
this show.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Omit.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, I'm gonna put my name in for a fundraiser
and social mediada social media, yeah, social media.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Okay, I'm gonna say I got some history there. Okay,
I think I don't know. It's gonna be tough.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
You know, they'll immediately go look at your history there
and find this.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah. I didn't think of that.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That could be bad Bomber did.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
But they get to vote. Social media is to vote.
I have to. I have to get a voting seed.
And then starting uh the roommate. Yes, her therapy has started.
Drinking started now, yet we still have to do the interviews.
It starts this week. We're interviewing people I used to
drink with and then you start drinking again. Well, then
after you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna look at the evidence, Danny.
I'm gonna say, you know, here are the pros, here
(10:16):
are the cons, Here's what I remember about when I drank,
Here's what I don't And then you know, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
What if we interview them all at the same time
in a room and then like you show up and
we're like Shae and you.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Have to see the intervention and I don't want to
do that again, bad Larry? Anything you want to recount
from last week?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I know I was horrible in golf. There's nothing I think.
I want my baseball bet, but I don't even remember
Dan Larry, remember.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
When he said Phil Mickelson was going to make the cut.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
What are you doing? He finished nine over?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
He was ate over the first day, right, yeah, and
then plus one.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It doesn't matter how you get to plus nine. You
got to plus nine.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
A couple of my guys Lowry didn't make the cut either, Right,
here's a pop.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Yeah, your top thirty bets like a hard to do.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, so recapping, Yeah, you didn't. You didn't do too
well Celtics to win the series with the Knicks to
Wolves Warriors? So you had that? Are these from last week?
Ray that? Uh? These recamps? Okay, let's see Dylan, you
had Nuggets beat Thunder, gotta lee. There's a lot of
(11:26):
bloodshed on your page two. Damn yes.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
But then you know what I did last podcast is
id late added Phil to miss the cut. So that
was a nice free right and Stepstraca missed the cut.
This was plus money.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Shay, are you giving up golf? I'm not doing golf.
This week a doing it after what John Rahm did
to me on fucking Sunday. No, you had him top five,
I am top five plus three hundred. I was fucking
grinning ear to ear. I was laughing about it.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Did he finish solo sixth?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
No? No, no, no, no? Was it solo were tied?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I don't know, but solo six is funny.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
The last three or four hole I couldn't even believe
what was I had a great weekend with the ponies.
I was riding high. The boys saw it. I was
hitting part I was hitting trifectus and ship and then
fucking John rome Hi had eighth piece of shut What
were his last three hole?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
What was over? Bogey bogy was double over? What place?
Did he finish?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Right?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Tight eighth?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
It was funny too. It was like when when him
and Scotty were tired. I think they're both at nine nunder.
I was like, holy shit, Scotty's gonna blow this, And
then immediately that was like, oh, no, I have an idiot.
That's no chance that happened. Crumbles way before Scotty does
in that situation.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Ye, dirty Ray has a week one betting lines.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
NFL.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
You want to go through. Yeah, what do you mean? Oh? No, thanks,
I have to go to the library after this.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, are you laud there?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Do you guys want to guess the spreads or do
you want me to just tell you?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Tell me?
Speaker 6 (12:59):
Dallas plus seven versus Philly to open the air.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
That.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I kind of like that too, taking the count Super
Bowl hangover.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Chiefs minus three versus the Chargers at home at all
at Chargers trapping, trapping, truck trup.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Chargers money one?
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Okay, Giants plus seven and a half for his commanders.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Jackson Dart, who's their starting quarterback? The g Men, Yeah,
Russell Wilson. Yeah, we'll see, what about you, Larry?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I love Washington That games aren't beat anybody by seven,
and I'm a Giant fan.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Well, no, you you get seven and a half, the Giants,
you get the Giants were favored by seven and.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
A half, said I thought he said Giants minus seven.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I still like what. I still like Washington and that.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Do you think the commanders are I feel like they're
dangling that plus seven and a half begging you to
take the Giants there.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
That hook will get you.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Ye, Bengals minus five and a half.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
It's at the Brown Bengals. There's a there's a musical
group called the Bengals. Oh yeah, B A. N. G. L.
Hoff Susannah Hoff. Are they in the Hall of Fame? No? No?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
But at another reference that Fritz he made last night
Bengals on the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Did he know?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Yes, he was talking about everything under the Sun show.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Should drug him?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Like Benzo's like, give him a bunch of dude.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
That's what they did to the monkey that ripped that
lady's face off. So for all we know, and.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
They put monkey on benzos.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It was on xanax when it the one in Stanford
that killed the lady.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
How do you do that?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
It had an adverse reaction. I could see something similar
happening if you did that to Todd.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
I wouldn't travel with him, there's no chance. Imagine beeting
a cab with him in bumper. Okay, I fly, he's
next to me.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I get in the cab, he's next to We go
to dinner, No, he's next to me. Bad luck, dude,
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
What did you do in a previous les?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Right?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, you're getting punished for something, Danny. And then I
had my wife sit in between. I said it, no
way he threw it.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Honestly, that's aheads I said, no.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Not gonna happen, not going to do it, and he
demands your attention. He demands it.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
She's also nice enough to like kind of let him
just sort of do this in her ear without like
really reacting. But he then won't slow down.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Well, we got a party, bosch. Everybody's having a good time.
And then all of a sudden I hear the song
Lady in Red and then he goes, hey, I had
Mario pick this so a dedication to your wife, and
I go, what to your wife?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Your life?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
He was sending Mario Google links to songs like not
that you could play it from. Like you'd click it
and it'd be like, this is the song, and then
you'd have to go into Spotify and find it was.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
There a front seat up there with the driver was
a driver. No, No, it's it's one of those like
wedding party buses where it's just long, too long rows
on each side.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You might have been able to stuff driver. Yeah, if
we wanted to then veer off the GW bridge.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Yes, Ray, I think I have a video of that.
I can try to play it. I don't know how
it'll sound, but if you want me to play that video, no,
we could, we could splice it in daring.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Uh. That link brings us to this week, bad Larry.
Let me start with you, all right.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I'm thinking my next to night minus the four and
a half and under two twenty three and a half
in that game. Okay, Then I want I think it's
starting at two o'clock. I want the Cubs by themselves.
I think they're laying four. Yeah, I want over four
for the Cubs, you know, just their their runs by themselves. Okay,
and then I want this game is going to get
(16:43):
rained out. But if the Rangers play the Yankees tonight
with the gram on the hill, I want the Rangers
right all one units.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
No golf.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I'm done with Golfwhere say it's sweeping the.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Nation over it? Dude. See suddenly golf is the hardest
thing apparently. Don't bet God, dude, Carlin Marikawa not to
make the top twenty.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
The problem with golf is you hit one winner in
a tournament and you have like that gives you a
lot of runway for losses, and then you know it's
like two years before it happens again.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
I don't know about that. I've hit a couple winners
on this show in the last year. I've had Bryson,
I've had.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Ron, And what are you complaining about.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
The six week run I've just had.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
With golf my point exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
And we'll do the point spreads maybe next week when
we have time to go over and everybody gets to
see him, and then bat Larry, I have him as well, Dylan, Yes,
Dan NBA.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I'm going Pacers money line plus one fifty against the
Knicks and then Timberwolves money line plus two sixty against
the Thunder tomorrow. I do have a golf bet because
I am not a coward. Harris English to win the
Charles Schwab plus thirty five hundred?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Is that Larry?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Was he doing a plus thirty bet?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Or yeah? Yeah, top sixty Harris English?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Anything else? Yep?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
And I got a little NHL parlay then I feel
like it's been a while since I cooked them, But
parlay Oilers plus one and a half Panthers plus one
and a half pays out about even money.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
All right, sha Basketball with Lair on the under two
two three and a half for the Knicks Pacers game MLB.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Home dogs have been cooking.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
I don't know if anybody's paying attention to this besides
me and the other capitalists, but it's raised plus one
twelve Marlins plus one twenty. Then I got my Cardinals
laying one twelve against raised t grays.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
And then on race.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
One we're part this is about We got three minutes
to post here, kids, so you want to get this
in go ahead exactly two six eight box. At race
two we got the four to win, and then race
three three five seven box.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
It okay, anything, Larry, you need to mention you kind
of quiet today?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
No, I'm fine. I'm just any keynote for you.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Say I saw a nice one y last week.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Yeah, I had a great when a Keno and uh
a little gas station at ten am, went there to
take a piss, decided, you know what, I'm gonna stay
a little longer. Played the twelve sixteen twenty three four
bucks with the bonus, so that was thirty two dollars in.
I walked out with nine hundred and seventy two. Danny,
did you tell your wife?
Speaker 6 (19:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
God no, hit a ten x and then the two x.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Later I was hooting and hollering that gas station though
they couldn't understand a word.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I was, what would what would you normally have done
with that kind of money? Anything? Oh? You know, no,
I mean booze is I'm I don't know rhymes.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
No, okay, No, that would not invest nine hundred and
seventy two dollars in Connecticut cocaine.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I'm I didn't specify where from.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
I'm an aficionado. I do not dip into Connecticut when
it comes to Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
So you can't really do anything with that money. Take
it to OTB.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah, you go to Sweet Green for lunch or something.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Meet the roommate, a Sweet Green or a fucking araw
On whatever it's called.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Fly to La and got arawon.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Dude. No.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
She came back from La and I opened the fridge
and we had like fucking buckets of seaweed.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Did forty dollars smoothie.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I was like, where the hell's this worm? She's like, oh,
it's this place called Arawan.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
I was like, I know what the fuck that is?
How much does the ship cost? Like it had to
be a couple hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah, easy. It was like a tough They literally sell
like seaweed gummies, like a twelve pack of them, and
it's like thirty five bucks and helps your like Amino.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Am we're witnessing right here, Danny. This is a late
stage capitalism.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I thought you were for all all four capitalism.
Speaker 7 (20:25):
No, for capitalism with rails, Danny. It's like a tongue
in shit. It's a Milton Freeman bullshit. No, I know
that's real. Now we've got to have rules and regulation.
But the tariffs have been brought down?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Right? Hey what a winter? Did it again? Folks?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Score?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
What it exactly? Did he accomplished the art of the deal, Danny.
I don't know if you read the book, but you
might want to check. He create something and then take
credit for solving the album bringing its one. Yeah, create
a problem that doesn't exist, yes, and then you bring
it back and say, look at what I.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
Did, pat on the back, salesman of the year. Okay,
it's genius, that is of sales.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Want I want to actually made up problem?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
May overcome it? Wow? It's oh, thank God, Jay, I
can't believe that God is done. You're the best. But
I feel bad sometimes I figure this stuff out. You know,
I'd rather just be like don't even give it much thought. Yeah,
that is always I have to give it thought because
I go there's always an ulterior motive here, and that's wow.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
With the current subject of hand. Yes, that's been a
blatantly obvious for the last forty years. No, I'm just
talking about the tariffs. Oh, like, let's create something. Now
I'm going to take credit for fixing something that he created.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah, now, team, who's going to start building their fake
toys in Washington, d C.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Probably.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
I think if we want to talk about like export
import controls, I think that's the conversation. We could have
blanket tariffs of whatever percentage. I think are dumb obviously,
But to be fair, this was a leftist position twenty
years ago. We're trying to save union jobs in the
Midwest and throughout the Southeast America. Instead, we sold our
(22:01):
entire workforce out to globalists so they could print money
in China, bring it back and invest it in the
fucking bonds and stocks, while Middle America got gutted like
a fish. Why do we let anything out of the
United States? Anything is that's preposterous dating. I'm not saying
let's be isolationists and close the border.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
No, no, But why why are we letting them make
all of these products?
Speaker 7 (22:23):
What do you mean letting them? What do you mean
who's them China? Well, letting that. We invested bigley in China.
So because the neoliberals thought we could bring them closer
to democracy if we just start doing free trade and
give them money and give our capitalists buddy, and then
all of a sudden they're going to have elections and
they were fucking wrong.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
That's e me. I never should have run it.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, what's true?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
That shit Google that. But once again, you know, he
told me that Taylor Swift is not hot anymore, and
I appreciate that. Well, Bruce Springsteen has a what raisin
face or something? He said that he's talking about somebody's face.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the boss's face.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. He I think called Springsteen a
raising face. I saw him on the River tour Milwaukee
and he looked great. Yeah, he still looks great.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
He's still doing like seven hour concerts, isn't he.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
If if Taylor Swift voted for Donald Trump, she'd be
the hottest woman in the world.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
She'd probably be back to being a country singer too, right.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
She'd have to go back to my roots.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Yes, yes, right, it's not raising face. It's even better
dried out prune.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Okay, I mean the funniest president.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
The guy is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, he's got a pretty good stand up and the
fact that, but he's like Fritzy, he's not funny. When
he's trying to be funny.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
He thrives well in the echo chamber kind.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Of like, yeah, he's not trying to be funny.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I think sometimes he is.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
No, I don't know. No, he's not a lot of the.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Most of the time he's not. But there is definitely
times where he tweet stuff out and he's like this
is gonna kill Yes.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
No, like when he dressed up as the Pope and
then all of a sudden he dressed up as the Pope. No,
they showed him outfit on and he approved it and
then he said just joking that. So it's he didn't
try to be funny.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
No, I think they still cover he pushed through the
AI video of him like dancing in the Taco about
Contina and like the Gaza strip he goes to us.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
An hell, yeah, it was a long long time ago.
Pretty funny was a hot phone was it, okay.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Uh, hotline blank.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
So for bad Larry, for Marvin, who has to listen
to all this Dylan picture Dave Ray, Shane Irving the
Shane Irving Podcast.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
Supposedly this week producer John has been missing for the
last seven days. So I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
That's not good.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
No, yeah, somewhere in the Ozarks.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Okay, I've met him. Yeah, he's a good dude. Yeah
he was. He might not be anymore.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Still be a Greek.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
We have no idea, We have no idea. Okay, that's
it's our pleasure to serve you, Bad Larry. We'll talk
to you next week. You got to dance and bread
and then let me know what let me know when
you're coming up this way, I will do.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I don't have even plan coming out more this weekend.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
More that everyone's coming here.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Okay, so a couple of weeks away. You're not driving
up to meine.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
No, no, there, they're somewhere else. I'm Bridge and Peter
are coming down here though, actually tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Of course everybody knows Bridge and Peter of course. All right, Well,
thanks for joining us. Our pleasure to serve you next week.
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