Ep 240: $lutty Stories (Ft. Sofia Franklyn)

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions.
Welcome guys to another episode of this. Okay, I'm sorry.
It's like it's it's a habit, it's the fucking habit.
I'm sorry. What couple says called the motherfucker horrible decisions?
What I've Yeah, Okay, I'm your girl, I'm your girl.

(00:24):
Mandy be joined by Hi, I'm wheezy, and we have
a repeat offender. It's just shocking. There's only been two
white people that have ever repeated horrible decisions. Shut up,
Andrew Schultz, and you know I think more you been
on twice two right, not only one? Wow, we only
have away we two white people. Beat Yeah, that makes

(00:47):
me feel so fucking good. Damn, I think that is waiting.
I knew it. Andrew's in the other room, and I
was like, you know, Sophia is gonna be man. We
have a really great history. Andrew and I. I can't
wait for him to like walk into the room and
to you, is he going to be better? Like this

(01:08):
is what you missed out on? Just you can't even
say that. When we about to get married, I thought
about respectful bro, that's true, and I with her too.
You know what, I don't follow him or her. I
totally forgot you did mention that, so no, I won't.
Can you go ahead? I know we didn't announce you
as the only second white person to be on two times,

(01:28):
but can you tell her her name? Could you give
people who it is? I'm like, now I have to
do more ship for a white woman, like introduced her
on your show, So be at the Franklin one of
my favorite podcasters, which is crazy to say, the boys,
but I couldn't put on the right I'm talking around. Um. No,

(01:48):
I really love your podcast, and we met when you
came on Horrible Decisions last year, which was crazy because
you hadn't been on the airwaves for a while. And
now your show is doing great. Yep, and we've been
on there too. Yes, you guys have been on. Um,
it's so fewer enough. My name's Sophia with enough Franklin
and the why and yes, I'm the only second white
person to be here, and you don't didn't tell white

(02:10):
by my boy, you helped us go from seven white
listeners to twenty nine and I want to thank you.
Literally last we were in here, right, Mandy was saying
something and I was like, do white people come up
to you and make the joke about them being seven?
She's like, no, white people don't come up to me.
There's two types of white people that come up to me.

(02:30):
It's the ones that are kind of like the bitch
from Zola and they're like, Dan Garrel was happening, I'm like,
And then the other ones. It's only when I'm in
l A. They come up to me and they're like,
do you know, Sophia, No way, bitch. Yes. Last time
when we were in l A, you and I were
walking and then there were these black girls that went
up to you, and I remember you were like, how
does they feel that they're like growing up to me

(02:50):
and not you. I'm like, I don't get you were
drying on the inside. I was kidding, I know, And
can I ask you some y'all have hung out in
l A. Weasy be lying? So, Sophia, how close have
y'all gotten to eating each others out? Oh? I don't know. First,

(03:11):
the only fa if I didn't if I didn't have
that flight, I had a six am to go to
my godson's birthday or christening? Sorry wait was it both?
I love you Bash. We were hanging out of Poppy.
This was the fucking rapper Knight, not the rapper Knight.
You know. Sophia was so funny because we were in
his hood. Asked him and she was like, is that
fucking Drake. I'm gonna lose it. So then we go

(03:35):
to this back room where like Drake because he like
basically like sectioned off Poppy just so he could have
it for himself. Not that we weren't having a good
time with each other, but we did what every girl
did in the like in the presence of someone who's
a list and you know what I mean, it's like
you're not pressed, but you also like kind of just
find your way, like you're scooting in like trying to
just trying to like look sexy, all of a sudden

(03:57):
into music that yeah, you almost broke your back. The
Sophia was flirting with this gang banger. How do you
know he was a gangbanger? Because trust me, but how
do you know he was a gangbanger? He was hanging
with Freddie Gives It was Vice Lawrence. Oh really We'll
still text like now and again, We'll be like, hey,
what's up. We'll be like, Hio, let you know what
I'm in l A would you would you give him?

(04:19):
Would you give him some pussy? He was cute, He
was pretty cute. I don't know i'd have gang from
Freddy's fucking hot is so sexy, but let me have
even made it great. So there was like an altercation
where and I didn't even really see it at first,
but this girl like said something too Sophia, and once

(04:40):
she told Freddy or someone or Freddie noticed he was like,
oh no, you gotta be by Mondig all night. The
dude was ruddy. He took Sofia to the bathroom. Bitch,
what y'all do there? No, no, these random girls. It
was right after like the whole fiasco, right like that happened,
and these girls sitting at the table next us, all

(05:00):
like in Unison look at me and flip me off. No,
I was like, what I wish I saw it. I
was like, I don't fucking know you you're gonna flip
me off over some ship you like read you know?
So it was wild, but Freddy had my backs putting
it down. He made sure, which was so cute because

(05:22):
anyone who like watches Freddy knows how much fun this
person is and he was like, oh nah, Like so
then mind you. We get to the back where Drake
is at because Drake Drake wants to hang with Freddie,
and Freddy's like making sure Sophia doesn't get trampled by
the microls. He's like she good? But no, Um, I
think if that in the night, would it have like escalated.

(05:42):
We were flirting hard when I was on that plane.
We were it was it wasn't hard on a plane
because I was like, damn plane. She was like you
should be here, like I want to be in the
dead name. But we get really gay when we're drunk.
We do. I mean, we have a picture of ourselves
making out. Are you only gay when you're drunker? Are
you like a real bisexual? Oh? That's like a probably

(06:04):
only when I'm drunk. Actually, I don't know. I like
fannasize about women and ship, but I think I've only
acted on it when I've been under the influence. It's
hard to make moves on women though. When we get
questions about that even to this day, is someone who
like dated a woman for years like it's still why

(06:25):
is that? Um? I think we know how aggressive men
can be, and so I think that we are a
little bit like how do I show up and holler
her respectfully but also let her know I'm serious because
a lot of women are fake gay, which is why
I asked. So I think, like, I'm not gonna lie
with me as well if I approached the woman, I

(06:46):
am a fem and I don't want to take the
masculine role. And I think that when you're the aggressor,
you do take more of the masculine role, Like damn
if I'm holler che does that mean now I gotta
pay for the day when we go out. Like I
told you, my mind gets all crazy when I think
of like the paying gets weird. So like hitting on
women to me is just hard because now what And
I think too no matter, I don't give a funk

(07:08):
about what it seems like with gender inclusivity, there is
a mask like someone has to kind of take those reins,
even in gay relationships, and like you kind of don't
know who it's going to be. Um with my ex,
she loved when I took it shout out this is
it's like, girl, go ahead and get the change. But
also I enjoyed so much, which was interesting to me

(07:29):
because I love when men spoil me, like, oh my god,
I love surprising her with ship, Like when we went
to Paris for my birthday, I'm the one who woke
her up and was like, we're going here, We're getting
a massage. I want to do this for you, like
and I kind of almost see how men enjoyed doing
it for women, Like was that a trick? You? You
have trick tendencies like a motherfucker. But we talked about
this not only dealing with men too, but she was

(07:52):
also like that, what's a trick. She's a sugar mama.
Now a trick is like, okay, so kiss me. It's
really interested she about it. Did you read her short?
This is greedy. I know. I'm like the shirt you
want to pay for everything where like two peas in.
But Sophia gets a very rich white woman around me though, okay,

(08:12):
you pick up every text and she's like, no, on it,
I do. I'm the second I have one fucking tequila.
I'm like, everything is on my but it's that is
me and I hate it. I hate it when I
go out now, like with my friends, depending on what
the night is, I'll give them my card because once
I started drinking, I'll be like, bar, I got twenty

(08:35):
shots right here on me, and I'm like, I wake
up the next morning card before I'd be like, why
did I spend four? I swear to guy, And especially
when I go to Orlando when themis like bo like, yeah,
is this is this the same liquor as the New
York one? Is this so cheat? Right? I'm not gonna front.

(08:55):
I wanted to do an am ex claim. When I
woke up in the morning, I'm like, I couldn't have
signed it the same way anyway. I was like, Okay,
let's break a little eyes. Even though we kind of
know who you are. These are some super basic ones. Okay,
would you rather have a one night stand with a
stranger or your platonic best friend? I'm not your best

(09:16):
friend one night standard a stranger. I actually have hooked
up with my best friend, a UM, my other best friends.
That's something like I don't I don't want to cross
the line kind of with certain people's history. Yeah, but
also are you attracted to them? No? Okay, okay, that

(09:36):
doesn't sound that's what you don't want to fun if
you have any friends, because you don't find them attract
but they're hot. They're hot women someone else. Yeah, just
not to you. Sorry, okay, sorry if you're her friend, apologies, Mandy.

(09:56):
You just recently slept with a friend. You told us, really,
but for honestly, it's it's gonna happen. Okay, But sexually
attracted to you and we're friends. You either gonna suck
me by myself, you're gonna fuck me in my nick,
but it's gonna happen. Do you think so? You recently
had sex with Medina and you talked about it on
a page. Yea, that was supposed to be just Patreon,
but it's something they heard the clip. The clip was

(10:16):
that I want my buck and Hershey, what the clue?
She didn't here? It was it was a good team
and it was great. But yeah, what about it? Okay,
y'all aren't just friends, y'all like you're aren't just casual
friends you talk all the time. Do you feel like

(10:37):
because you said sexually attracted to someone that you talked
to that often? Because to me, the closer I get
to a friend like a woman, the less that I
like I could do that, Like if we talked every day,
I probably couldn't do it. What's the question, like, did
you not feel like it was you guys were too close?
Right anyway? Was she the closest friend you've ever had sex?
You're you're the one that be feeling like you gotta

(10:59):
have emotional connections to people we have sex with. You
should be proud of me. I'm emotionally tied to my
friends and then we have sex. Right, But I'm talking
about being weird after if there's nothing weird, because only
weird if you're telling Medina as emo as Medina is.
She never like even brought that up to. Here's the thing.
I think that it's only weird if it's bad. But
if you if you really have good sex together and

(11:21):
it was fun. Now you're looking at it like a
girl's night out, bitch, that was fun as funk last night,
wasn't it? So I feel like as long as like
you're both pleased you enjoyed it, and nothing weird happened,
as far as like boundaries weren't cross or legit just
wasn't good. I think you can literally go into still
having a good friendship because but it ain't like I
would do it again. We both admitted after we talked through,

(11:42):
you know, making sure everyone was comfortable top. We talked
after well, yeah, because she also suck my boyfriend, so
I make sure he ain't crossed no lines. But he
did the same, Like we check in with everyone we
have sex with the next morning. Uh, and you do
like talk like how did it feel when his dick? Like, Gwen,
you know, there was a time where she was on

(12:03):
the floor. Did she had a fellow down there. I
don't know if she had a pillow down there, but
she she didn't have a problem that she sucked him
the next morning. That pillow talk what fuck you? It
was a dumb thing. Don't listen to her. But basically,
I had a threesome with somebody and I want to
sleep on the couch to be respectful. And my man
came and got me in the middle of the night,
put the girl on the floor and me and him

(12:23):
slept in the bed. Look at Mandy's sucking. You know,
I feel like I don't bring it up ever again.
I'm not ashamed of it at all, and like, I
think that was so fun, but it's not like hey,
like and we talked through it. If you had to really, okay,
say it's not your friend, if you had really bomb
sex with me to where you definitely want to have

(12:45):
it again. Are you guys not talking about what was
so good about the sex with each other? Like you
don't talk about it at all? I mean, yeah, yes,
but I guess for some reason, like if it's a
threesome or if i've hooked up with women, we don't.
I also have hooked up with I think most well
not really, but a lot of the women I've hooked
up with it was like their first time and not

(13:07):
then you be in the market. You were the leader,
but like the big bi sexual. But yeah, call them
when you're like drunk. But bye, what do you mean,
because I've heard a term for trying sexual Oh, once
you're drunk, you'll try right, right, right, you'll try everything right? Yes,

(13:29):
So okay, you've had sex with your best friend? Was
another person? There was my boyfriend. So my boyfriend I
sucked my best friend. Okay, see that's probably why it
was easier. Yes, yes, and her and I had done
stuff before. Wait was that recent? You told me you
guys have never had a threesome. No, no, no, that
wasn't recent. That was like like forever ago. Okay, so

(13:52):
you have sex with your boyfriend's your best friend and
her and I, her and I talked about it beforehand,
like I was, she was like, are you okay with
are you okay with it? Fifty times? Which I appreciated him.
On the other hand, I like, actually, over time like
started to resent him, not for that particular one, but
that one on top of just a whole bunch of

(14:13):
like shit, you know, so never my best friend. That's
crazy that you even think, like so everything else he did,
whatever it was for whatever reason, your resent and just
just taste towards him included the threesome, even though you
enjoyed it. I think it included all the threesomes that
we had ever done. And I think the fact that

(14:34):
it was my best friend that one was like kind
of at the top of the list. But he was
just like a piece of ship. Okay, tell us because
we talked last week about what could make a threesome bad,
what could make what could go bad from your partner,
Like what if you don't trust this guy one hundred percent,
the unwavering just like loyalty, it's not gonna work because

(14:57):
you're automatically going to assume that he's going to try
to do some else with that girl. Oh listen to this,
you guys will love this. We did a threesome with
a girl and we drove her home the next day
and she sat in the front seat. I sat in
the back seat me. She just she just sat in
there and like he was already driving and I sat

(15:18):
in the back and I was just like, I didn't
even know how to take it in. And then I
later on caught them texting. But that front seat ship
and me sitting in the back seat, just like that
was it for me. I'm not gonna lie with with
We talked about it when so my ex girlfriend. We
were already arguing though, but she said something which is

(15:40):
crazy because to this day they're actually closer than we
when we were in the throatle We're all still friends,
but they're actually closer than him and I are. And
she made this comment. We were already fighting. We go
home and she goes and see I'm in the back
seat again, and I was like, she was like, you're
always in the fucking front seat. What the fund is
that you never even think to put me in the

(16:01):
front seat. And I was like, oh my god, the
front seat of the thing. They started hitting me, and
so my excuse, I was like, well, you know, not
a drive and you're drunk, like you don't know where
we're going, Like let me just like I didn't know
what to say, but I was like, she's so right,
and now let me have both of y'all. This then,
not a relationship you with your man and his homeboy.

(16:21):
Do you expect the homeboy to get out and let
you in the front seat and then sit in the
back What a big there's my room in the back seat? No,
dude stretching. They're like, do you want to cramping in
the back seat? Honestly there. I luckily hang out with gentlemen,
but my man's friends have always been like oh, and
I'm like, no, no no, it's cool. I ain't called you.
I didn't have I got flute out one time and

(16:42):
his friend was at the house and we left to
get food and he got on the front seat and
I looked at him like he was crazy. I said,
are you sucking his dick? Okay, then get in the
back seat. I was not going to sit in the
back seat. Like, no, nigga. Actually that's a really good
point just in general, the woman should say in the front.
Here are a couple like, which is probably why you're
girlfriend felt. I think that's why you're always like men
should always offer. I just don't care what I mean like,

(17:05):
and I'm not like, I'm just like whatever. But but
I'll know where in New York I barely get in
a car. Okay, now, like my bougiast the way it
goes if it's like three of us because you can't
sit in the front uber anymore. I'm like, someone's getting
a black car because I'm not doing that because I'm

(17:25):
a total cunt about it. Okay, next ice break, LetGo.
Would you rather have uh accident until accidentally send nudes
to a stranger or to your parents? Because here's the thing,
not a caveat. I feel like you could say a stranger,
but you need to remember you're famous. M M. I

(17:49):
don't know how the ranger could be, like, is that
Sophia with an f SP damn and my face isn't
it obviously? I sent it to my mom. I sent
it to my mom. If my dad's aren't in the
picture though my dad was in the picture, then I
don't know. Is that like kind of weird? Wait? If

(18:10):
your dad was in the nude. No, I don't. I
don't talk to my dad. He's not involved, bro. Noase
you know what I was raised. I was raised by
his mom. So I'm like, if the nude sense to
my mom, whatever, if it's sent to my dad, if

(18:34):
my dad got the nude, I don't know, maybe that
would kind of change. Are we good? I'd rather my
mom see my pussy that my dad. And imagine how
your mom would feel like your dad was in the picture.
We have not heard from him. Oh god, it is
so bad, all right, sucking vanilla ships. Okay, there's an invention.

(19:05):
Mandy always talks shit about me because I like to fuck.
I don't like it. I'm a funk of my period
because it's a long one. You have a fucking three
day period. I know. Just sit here and tell everyone,
I'm guy's chosen. How many days of your period? Well,
after I got the vaccine, my periods sucked up, by
the way, that's the thing. But usually, okay, NICKI minut me.

(19:32):
We don't up what you know. We don't know about
her cousin's balls testicles were swollen, allegedly from the vaccine,
So Nicki and his wedding got called off. Okay, this
was like Global news. Fox News was talking about Twitter
was talking about it, Black Twitter was talking about it.

(19:54):
I don't know ship that's going on in the world, honestly, Yeah,
it's probably it's a flyover, right a thousand percent? Do
people sucked their cousins? They're just ten No, they sucked
their cousins. Wait. I was in Obama. I was I
was invited to a wedding. I talked about this on

(20:14):
my episode, like I think it was like four weeks ago,
and I was invited to this girl from work's wedding
who was marrying her first cousin. I swear to god,
I swear to god I worked with her like four
years ago. That ship happens. And if you go to Costco,
it's like they're not do they have kids already? Huh?

(20:35):
Do they have kids already? Um no, Okay, don't say
don't And that was my first thought too, we are
you not going? What did that? Do you know? We're
talking about insts here beach? But the truth it's science,
right Do you want to see here and talk about science?

(20:58):
And I don't, but I know some happening when when
it happened. I know when offspring. It's true they were
third cousins. I might be like, babies gonna come out.
Third cousin. You probably ran into each other somewhere and
been like thro married. How you know, Geane? Yeah what

(21:19):
first cousins? Yeah? Okay, wait, so how did you know
it was her cousin? She told me. She told me
the whole story. This when I worked at the finance company.
She told me the whole story, and she was like,
I know it's really fucking crazy, but you know, we're
just in love and like that's just what happened. She was.
She's very honest about it. You know what, I don't
tell me now if this was a black family, because

(21:42):
we already know you're talking at a wedding, Oh everybody, everybody.
I feel like white people might keep it to themselves
and text each other later, but people going here that
wading sister to sister, Like, now, did you think when
I was pregnant it was gonna end of it the
same in the wedding? Bitch? What okay? This is just

(22:04):
that's ghetto. Yeah, that's that's hold on. But now that
I think about it, the last time you were up
here you were telling us about Real Housewives Salt Lake
City where she was sucking her grandfather there. Oh fuck,
and guess what, that's the black one. I'm not that Mary,
Miss Mary and ship baby. They're calling her goddamn church
and Colt's ship her church or cult. I want to

(22:27):
go to it so bad. I have to go for
research perpose. I will, I will, and I'll report back.
I think it's cold. I don't know. We don't know yet. Yeah,
we don't know. This signed out. This is like me
wanting to go up to the Scientology building because I
could see it from my apartment and I'll be looking
at it and I'd be like damn. I mean that's
how I invite everybody to the sex club research purposes.
Y'all just gotta come so I can. I know they're

(22:49):
gonna get me, because anybody will get me, because they're
gonna just tell me, like have you been to president
of me? Like, yeah, I'll be fucked. Okay, to period sex,
not cousin fucking. So there's a new invention apparently that's
going to make period sex way hotter. So Mandy has

(23:09):
come up here and talked about a sponge. How you
can put a sponge in you. And we've had like
a few girls talk about that. Now, Dr Kim, I
don't know what episode that was. I think it was seventeen.
She was like, fuck no, she doesn't say fun. But
basically what they're saying that they've made is a product
called flex. It's a single use, disposable menstrual product, so
it's an alternative to tampons her pads. It's not an alternative, sorry,

(23:33):
but basically it's like, UM, it doesn't just sit inside
of the vagina like on a menstrual cup, so not
their publics. It sits on your servix, the cervix, and
it stops the fluids from entering was one of the
things what goudous to you. So it covers the cervix,

(23:54):
so it stops the fluids from entering the vaginal canal
and it could be worn for twelve hours and apparently
it won't cause toxic shot. So a woman made it,
which we like to know, um. But basically she's saying
she was horrified from all the inventions UM that she'd
been seeing over the years, and people have signed up
to trial it. Of the people that signed up are

(24:15):
actually men, so they're you know, testing it out there
pitching it to investors. But I'll at least say this much.
I don't know if I want anything that's trial period
in my pussy. Like video did a trial period for
the fucking vaccine, and I remember every time in New York,
I was like thinking he was gonna turn intofferent college
like I was scared. So I'm not putting it in

(24:37):
my pussy. Well maybe it depends how much it is.
I'm not how much would you take? How much money?
Did do the trial? Real quick? Real quick? I do?
I do want to say too, this is it's past trial.
This article is from I know I've heard of it.
Flex is actually a real thing now, like it's a
real discuss a right, I was gonna say so this

(24:59):
so while it was a trial it clearly I want
to say it's FDA proof now like the biodegradable material
that it's used out of is it's it's healthy for you, Okay,
I know you're the big bio d Gray and then
Abbow like I just knew how to say it, because
you can really break that word down the boat for

(25:24):
those of you who scared to have sex with people
in their periods whether it be your own period or
your partner's period or whatever. Here's five reasons that you
can kind of gloss over it. Okay, gloss over to
what but a lot of lube. Okay. The consistency of
it would be that of like a heavier semen right,

(25:45):
it feels good. It's like sticky. Yeah, I'll say sticky
blood reduces period cramps, which this is definitely true. So
I have really really really bad cramps um and endometriosis,
and people tell me all the time, like if you asturbate,
the orgasms alleviate the cramps. Well, one of the most
common PMS symptoms being cramps um. The muscle contraction during

(26:07):
an orgasm helps to produce endorphins make you happy or whatever.
You do have an increased sex drive on your period um.
Maybe the first day of your period you may just
want to watch TV eat ice cream, but later after
that you will experience a height and sex drive during menstruation. Also,
it's technically a form of intimacy that is really intense

(26:27):
because once you get to that point with someone, you
know you're really comfortable, and it says oral sex is
okay too. Yeah, here you go to bullshit the clip
is the main focal point of the of female pleasure,
and it is a less bloody location. Now, you guys know,

(26:51):
I did eat a pussy on a period, but I
didn't see any blood. It was Asha, the girl that
we interviewed with. UM, I don't want to say the
girl we interview with the on the wheelchair, but it
was I remember her name. You ate the girl in
a wheelchair? No, we had that girl in a wheelchair
and you did you? Did you hear how she said it? Though,
I'm trying to understand, and that wasn't an episode I
was here for, so I'm just trying to understand. Was

(27:13):
her name Ashley? I think her name was Ashley, but
she was our first disabled gust and she came in,
UM and I should interviewed her with me? And she
you made out with Aisha. Oh that's the one I
made out with. Oh that's that's different. I was drawn.
We was at a sex club. Of course I'm gonna
make out with somebody. And then she didn't even tell
me she until after we made out. Well, she probably

(27:35):
thought you knew how wow, because she was on your
podcast talking about us fucking Mandy, I ain't work set episode.
I don't know that. Oh you think I know people
when I'm drawing, But she just looked pretty in the dark.
So I was like, well, anyway, what was really funny
when she suck my nigga that night? Didn't she? Or no,
she left early, but she was around us. Oh sorry,

(28:00):
I don't know who she sucked, Mandy. I just know,
thank god it wasn't you, because if we had to
have this not Es sisters, awesome pussy, that's crazy. Well
he said awesome pussy. Yeah, I think you guys are
already no with pussy. I thought you guys sucked the same.
Dude like, oh, we didn't suck him. You know that

(28:21):
was but let's say black man, Oh my boyfriend, but
I he was mine. Gave me a Cara Bear on
Christmas and we got nothing, okay because we're young, bro okay, okay, okay,
got it. And then he was grown. I didn't want
to like open up wounds like him. That's why he

(28:43):
worked at a fucking Walgreen. Because that's why he got
you that Cara Bear, bitch. It came with also a
day at Disney World, thank you, and we did multiple parks.
We did Disney and Epcot. Bitch, Epcot is in Disney.
There are two different parks, Pussy, There's there's Magic Kingdom
and there's thank You. I fucking can't you know what

(29:07):
I'm like, not even kidding, Mandy. I really want us
to find him. I remember, but thought she's gonna say
fight about I want us to find because he in Brooklyn. Now, yes,
we founded him once. Why we show what the fuck
to have him on the show. I don't know if
I want people to see who this? Yeah, like, no, no, no,

(29:33):
we have to do it. We have to do it.
We have to do it to do you think he
would come on by stand me? Oh yeah, but I was.
She went to high school with me, so she couldn't
stand me either when we when we broke up, she
wasn't even cute. It wasn't I was trying to him.
She looked like am she did, and I didn't even

(29:55):
feel like. Now in this moment, I feel bad because
I probably like said really mean things. I called her fat.
I wish I could take those backs. She she's not like.
I should never call her fat. I should have called
her ugly, so that's what she is. Because that may
just be fine, but like you weren't pretty at all.
That's why I said, bitch, no, let's bring him on.

(30:16):
That baby gotta be sixteen, Mandy, the age we were
when we fuck with him in kid, bring his kid on,
and sorry, the kid gotta be at least elite. Twill bitch, No, Mandy,
I was fifteen. Baby is fucking talking shit and fucking too.
That baby is listening to our motherfucking episode right. And

(30:40):
you know what, Mandy will be so annoyed during this
episode why because look she may little. I was the
girl from what would I be the girlfriend? Guess I was?
I opened up some did again to like this, fine
it and then move right along. I didn't know it's

(31:01):
going to be this. No, you did it on purpose? No,
I swear all my life. I didn't there all my life.
I did not. Okay, fine, after the fucking period. Sex benefits.
These are the tips around it. So making sure that
just because you're in your period, like have sex with
the condom still because you are way more susceptible to

(31:22):
st s because you know, everything is all open and
ship and its blood. But a lot of people don't
use condoms because they're like, well, I can't get pregnant,
well you can still get chlamydia. UM, make sure you
talk to your partner and let them know you're bleeding
before it happens. Don't pull a surprise. I've definitely done that.
I'm not saying it was right. I've just been like,
what you pushed it on and your dick so big,
and that isn't fair. Make sure to remove a feminine

(31:46):
product before, even if it's a menstrual cup. Remove whatever
you have on dark colored towels. Um, And yeah, wait,
I want to ask you, so when you went down
on the girl she was on her period, did you
have a tampon? Like? Was there a tampon strings sticking out?
I also want to say, was the influence of drugs
and alcohol? I would have waited, But first we were

(32:06):
scissoring because she told me she was on her period.
I was like, damn, I'm so horny. So we scissored
and she was still coming, which was I mean, it's
her clip. And then I guess I just got so horny.
I started eating it, but like nothing was going on.
I A lot was going on top, like it's no issue.
I really think if you stay up top and like

(32:27):
you're just on her clip. I think it's no issue.
If she's on her there's not giving me a look
like she will across. It's obviously the area before you
get to it. But hospital dick like I would always
try to tell him no because I wear pads. It's
notthing like I plug it up and I remember he
would be like, really, yeah, I wear pads. That's so funny.

(32:50):
Everyone's always like that. Gross. You don't wear tampons that anymore.
Why because I don't learned all the healthy ship about
it and they're not healthy at all. And I actually
noticed my picture they were underwear. That's why I have.
I have like four pairs when I'm on my period.
Good for you, I have like four pairs of draws.
Um no, I and then I do like the big
boy shorts when I go to sleep. But yeah, no,
I wear pads now and actually eliminated like my third day,

(33:14):
so I really only have birthday period. Second day is
heavy last day of spotting. But like I used to
have like that fourth day with like brown blood, no
longer get that because that's the oxidated blood that's stuck
in there coming out. I don't get that anymore. Um.
And just when you shove it up there, like you
talked earlier about toxic shock syndrome. Like, there's just a
lot of unhealthy things about using tampons that if I

(33:36):
don't have to use it, like but if I'm not
going swimming, I have no reason to use the tampon.
That's how I feel. Also, what I've noticed the organic tampons.
Oh my god, my periods are shorter. Wait really, I
noticed they kind of hurt to pull all out. Yeah,
like they're so organic pads in my periods a little shorter. Yeah,
but the tampons too, yet they hurt, like like yeah,

(33:59):
because that louby Like you said, huh, blood isn't that louby? Huh?
How does the tampon is scripping coming up? I'm just saying, fine,
let's stick on some minute that he happens, you know,
let's bloody for bloody something. Say, I don't know you
go with talks out topic. Do you have any stories

(34:21):
for us about blood, period, blood, doing sex in your period,
maybe anals sex with some blood. Any story I feel
like they're is not mine, by the way, I think
that's mine. Well, I give her a fresh one. Okay.
Everybody is like trying to like get their mouth on
my bottle. Sorry, no, okay, I'm trying to think of

(34:44):
a story with period blood. I feel like it's just
the same. There's nothing like really interesting that happens. It's
we put down a towel, we do it. Yeah, I
don't know. I don't think so. If you ever had
a guy like bring your period on quote unquote and
you were like, we'll be lying, go tell the people.
We'd be lying when we say that, mainly be lying

(35:04):
in that day, and then he don't want up in there,
and then now it's flowing, we'll be lying talking about
early year. Dick is so big. It hit my period
on early No, but you wipe that morning pink and
just thought you could get away with it. That's really
I definitely have things gonna happen. Then you're like whoops
or what people are like like damn you what is fuck?

(35:27):
And then what you turn the lights on? And yeah,
and I'd be like, um, let me see with gay sex.
Um definitely like because my ex girlfriend and I because
we didn't live in the same city, why do you
have a story. It was hard to sync up. I
just cut you off. But like I know we want
to about you because I really want to know if

(35:48):
you guys do this when you're laying bed and you
are like so hurning, you want to fuck. This is
when I was wearing tampons. That's another reason I like paths.
But when I was wearing tampons, have you ever just
pulled it out, set it on the nights end, set
it next to you your damp on. You didn't go
to the bathroom, flush it down the toilet. You just
set it down for what for him to fuck? Because

(36:10):
you have to take it out. You guys have never
done that. Man, I don't do He's like, this is
for you, this is your conversation. This is the all segment.
You couldn't like No, we were like so in the moment,
and I was like, I'm just gonna rip it out
and just set it down and I'll take care of it.
Like when we're done fucking, do you remember to do it? Yes? Okay.
We had an interview a guy once Dante Narrow shout

(36:32):
out to Dante and he said he fucking took it
out with his teeth. You know me neither, But I
have like, literally to set it down next to me.
I want to put it in a nap. You know
what I have sat down next to me. The braids
that fall out doing sex. Oh no, I just him.
I just throw him on the side of the bit.
I'm like, because when I was wearing human hair with

(36:54):
the loose ends, I was like, yeah, say that, that's
just like throwing it all the else, you know. But
I will say this with tampons and period sex, like
I go to the bathroom always before and like try
to clean everything out around it, just because I'm hoping
that there's they would lick my clip and like, you know,
sometimes you get those remnants. Reman, what's the remnants of

(37:19):
the rent? She's about to talk about blood clot remnants,
And I about what I was gonna say. Sometimes, like
if you're wearing a pad, like when he gets dry,
like you have to make sure you clean your entire bulbo.
Damn mom, though, hope you're such a vodkast. That's right,

(37:40):
way to the next topic. Okay, let's tell us about
a time you had really dirty sex that you felt
ashamed of after, like you felt like you should go
back to your roots. Already know, I already know, you know,
like every girl is a list of like the guys
they fuck. Yeah, so you claim she doesn't do you
know the name of everything? Dude, No, I don't have

(38:00):
a nigga DM me, Like, you don't remember I do
not remember you. I don't be remembering people. I know.
It's fucked up. Like he's talking about Atlanta. I said,
I'm supposed to remember you from oh nine, I do not.
There's been a lot of stuff, a lot of traffic. No,
I don't like I remember, like I did this, Like
tattoo artist with green eyes, couldn't tell you his name.

(38:20):
I could walk by him today. I don't know that man.
I would not know who that man is. It's fucked up,
kind of though it is. It is kind of it.
So I have my list and all there's like a
few on there that one of them is San Francisco
guy fireman. Oh really, Oh I want to hear about that.
So I go to San Francisco. I was like when

(38:41):
I was in college, were dancing. I'm at a random club.
Me and this dude are like grinding dancing. I whispered him,
let's go fuck right now, go into the bathroom, fucking
the bathroom stall. Okay. He pulls his pants up, I
pull my ship out, we go back in the club.
I never see him again. Wow, that's why I think

(39:03):
that's I'm like, I pray we use the condom like
I don't definitely do it. I mean, there's no fucking
way we did. But like that was like, damn, dude,
I would love to have sex like that. I read

(39:25):
this thing about I was about to say if you
never saw him again, because they probably wuldn't good, you know,
like a sexy, like hot, like random moment. Low Wayne
talked about that in an interview about how he had
sex with a flight attendant without talking. He said that
like the flight attendant and him didn't speak English, like
she didn't seak, they couldn't communicate, but she met him
in a bathroom. That's hot as fuck day. That's all intuition, Yeah,

(39:47):
I mean, or it's fucking little lane, you know what
I mean. Like, of course, also, and flight attendis be host.
I'd already you ad flight attendant, but I know a
lot of y'all want to be attendance so y'all can
fly youself. Vinny to a tennis so he could he
could go funk all these different dicks in different cities.
I believe that. Yeah, so when you got a home

(40:10):
and a famous rapper, of course have to be. So
there's the thing about anonymous sex. Though generally it's a
thing that happens in gay you know, uh, acquaintances, rendezvous
or whatever. Gay men normally do that, but it's because
either they are partnered or d L or something like that.
Why are we not doing that more? Why a lot
of us are and we didn't anonymous sex outside of

(40:34):
a sex club? Mandy, you don't remember when I watched
you in Miami, but she was having an anonymous sex.
It was anonymous. I just met We met him in
the club. You never talked to that man again, that's
the one. What's the difference between one night stand an
anonymous sex? Anonymous is like no names, no nothing exchange
and no talking. It's like bathroom fuck, never talking. We

(40:55):
went from club, hotel, one night stand. You guys talked
in the car, are have a conversation? Its anonymous? Like
she didn't make it past the fucking club. Like I
know mad strangers that I've talked to, and to me,
there's still anonymous. Anonymous is nothing exchanged? Now, you know
what's crazy about her telling the story for the longest time.

(41:17):
I was like, I've never had a one nine stand.
I literally placed that memory back and we were doing
horrible decisions. She was like, yes, you have. I was like, no,
I have. I was right in the room and I
was they was right behind me, and she was like,
don't look. So I literally just sat there like this
because at the time I don't think we were safe
enough to just She wasn't gonna send me to the lobby,
but she also didn't want me to watch. So I

(41:37):
literally sat at the end of them because I was
a real security guard. Okay, have you ever watched your
friend have sex for safety? For safety? Yes, I watched. Okay,
tell us by the time you watched your friend has
sex and you didn't know, maybe like it wasn't planned. Oh.

(41:58):
I woke up out of a dead sleep to like
my one of my girlfriends like her head getting banged
against the headboard a guy that was not there earlier,
like at least put a pillow in between us, or
at least like heads up, like I'm having a guy
come over. You were in the bed, I was in
the bed, wished him. I woke up from a deep
sleep like, why is the bed shaking? Did you say

(42:21):
you thought it was the earth quake? This is three
point two. I mean I let her do her thing,
but you did you let everybody know you were awake? No?
I pretended to be asleep. That's how nice I am.
I was like, Oh, I'm just gonna close my eyes
and like let them do their thing. I think you're
a really good friend I am. If they would have

(42:42):
kept sucking for like over an hour, then I would
have been like, let's enough. But so I don't think
I would. I think I would have to take sleep too,
just because if I woke up, I wouldn't want him
to be like, let me just right right, that's where
my mind went. Right, if you're sucking in the bed
with me, like next to me, I'm it over and
just see if y'all move my hand or not. And
if y'all don't. All right, now, we've got to have

(43:05):
some fun, y'all. So have you ever um? What was
I gonna say? And this is for you, Mandy? Have
you ever had sex? Because recently you've been having sex
with only women, not other men. Have you had sex
with another woman and their guy wanted to join in?
And you were like, that happens all the time. How
do you turn them? That happens all the time, especially
if do you blame it on your boyfriend? No, I
just I'm not like, especially in the sex club setting,

(43:29):
I'm not interested in men outside of my man and
so no, I'm there for women and I'm just good
club setting because you're down to talk to guys outside
of it. Yeah, but I told you I want a
car or a Cuban link, Like, I'm not talking to me,
but they have going on because their dick is out. No,
because not everyone is naked in the sex club like
approach to with that's a good quine. On with clothes?

(43:50):
Can you make with clothes? Can you tell who's got money?
What was the word you used in a sex club?
It up and a sex club. But you're not there
as a prostitute, you're not as a sex booker. You're
there because you enjoy sex. So maybe just my mind
isn't set into looking for watches or you know what
I mean, looking for And everyone there is just so hospitable,
like no one is flashy, don't do that, they are

(44:13):
sorry they are Have you been to a sex club before? No,
I haven't Bandy's gonna throw a sex party. You have
to come to you have to you have to come.
It's at a sex club after but yeah, not our lives.
I want to go and there's like the real patrons
of the sex club are they gonna So I actually
have a whole community, um, and I'll be texting them

(44:34):
on what I want. I want to sex club like
they like literally and what I want to do as well.
I'm actually looking into it. So shout out to all
of our listeners and all the different cities. I'm trying
to coordinate play parties after all of our lives show.
I'm not familiar with DC sex clubs, so if you're

(44:54):
in d C and are aware of a sex club,
please hit me up. Um, but I do have Atlanta
that I'm can to talk to. There's gotta be something
on spot. I'm looking. No, but even all of my
friends that I bring to the sex club, I'm now
like the fucking field trip guide. What you doing it? Though?
So stop I do because we end up sucking. But
like not all of them, by the way, but when

(45:15):
we go to the sex club, like they're all like damn,
they go back to their cities to find some and
I don't know in l A where to go, like,
but you out there, you need to be doing some research.
People have just invited me to Chris Brown's house, which
I heard is a sex club in its own and
Jamie Foxes they have like I have, like literally every
time I go out and I'm like, where did everybody go? Now?

(45:35):
And you go to Barry's Pizza and I'm fucking tired
of that. God damn lobster pizza because every that's all
people do, or where they go to Chris Brown's house
that's crazy, which I've never been to and I don't
want to go to. But like literally I'm like, what
do you guys do there? And people like, oh my god,
it's so much funny as a game room, they like
do a party and then But you know what, though,

(45:57):
what if you think about it, if there are no
play is to go to a sex party? Right, and
you're a girl, maybe you're thinking like, okay, because when
we think about a sex club and I know, like
we've had good experiences, you sometimes think it'll be seedy
or nasty or gross. So you probably think if you're
going to a fucking rich person's mansion or celebrity like, well,
this is gonna be nice, the beds are gonna be

(46:19):
memory phone like, this is gonna be a good time.
Like they might use some like good options in here,
but other than that. No, what's the Jamie Fox tea?
I don't really know, but I just know you go there,
you sign India's and a lot. It's like, if you're
not fucking leaf not Katie Holmes man, Well no, I
don't know if this is a recent thing, but this
is like just a Hollywood thing. I heard that that's

(46:42):
where the party is going. Can I also just say
as someone I'm telling, like I watched Toxic for real,
but when I saw Katie Holmes and Jamie Fox, like
that just really through me. For one, Like they are
playing there's no way how you go for Tom Cruise
scientology king to Jamie the fun? What the fun? Like

(47:07):
that ship is wild? And then she started dating the
guy that owns her bone or like the manager or something.
She must have some good pussy because she's getting like
probably powerful, has power and money. So if you're around
those type of men, those are probably going to be
the type of guys you attract the same reason why
now you're in these parties with all these celebrities, and
how you are here sucking all these celebrities. Like I

(47:29):
didn't say I was sucking all these celebrities. I've setting there,
I have not yet, You're getting there. One guy invited
me to rendezvous and I said, I can't do it
because I'm trying to be very spacy, but to be honest,
can I be roastued? Fucking Keny and I had a
conversation recently and he was like, weise like people like

(47:50):
because a lot of people are like coming up to
me a lot of this ship, like trying to have
me help them make them productions or introduce them to
my boss or like do whatever, like help me make this,
help me make this because they know I'm a new
in these worlds now. He's like, bro, like people haven't
fucked you yet, so like this is like prime time
to fun no like fucking leverage, Like what the funk
I'm doing. He's like, You're gonna keep making money because

(48:12):
you're not throwing the fuzzy out there. And I'm like,
but you keep having me go to these parties that
will work and I'm just like, dude, think about how
much business you get done just because the guy wants
to fuck you. You can't, like, you can't be out
there fucking. There's two things that happened to women that
are powerful. One pretty as a curse. So they either
think you don't know what you're talking about, and this

(48:32):
happened to me when I was working in tech. Either
think you don't know what you're talking about, or they
want you so bad that they'll do anything you say.
And you know, even if they think you don't know
what you're talking about, they try to take advantage of
you and like still try to like hook it up, right,
but that's what they'll do what you want. Okay, I'll
get this, I'll do this all right, We'll make this work.
We'll do this. Like I'm like using that ship all
the time. Like even my business partner here, he knows

(48:54):
if some if we can't get a price for something
for the studio, He's like, we usually call so and so,
and I'm like, what's going on because something. Yeah, I
just don't understand if the cameras are Sony a XR
and the other one's a L, Like, why are they different?
I don't give if I need to ask stupid. If
I need to put my titties out, I will get

(49:15):
a deal. There's Judaism in my blood. You say we
won't do anything, we do anything for deal. I do
the same. I'll do the same. Ship Hi greedy, Hi
all like stupid. Have you had a sugar daddy before? No? No,
really know why. I don't know what the fun I

(49:36):
don't know. I don't know. I mean, I've dated successful men,
but never like you know, don't. I don't work and
you just paid for my lifestyle. But you never even
went on tea can arrange it. You've maybe never been
at Port good a privilege, but I think I actually
was on there for like maybe a hot minute. They're
always so, but I never like met up with anyone

(49:59):
sugar baby life. That's interesting because there's one point where
you start getting things and you're like, damn, must the
only gosh it though, Like I've got a bag and
that bag is That's why I used to get my books,
paid for school, paid for bills, paid for it when
I was broke. I never wanted materials well, and they
like that too. The men like that, they do, but
sometimes they all know just to spoil you. When they

(50:20):
say the words spoil. You know, you wouldn't be like
drug dealers or niggas that really don't want to feel
like they're paying for your life. Like niggas that really
care about you want to invest in do the bills.
And so here's the thing about that seeking arrangement culture.
A lot of those guys don't want to give you cash,
so they will give you things or trips for some
reason in their mind, it makes them feel better. I've

(50:42):
experienced that where I'm just like, now, like if I'm
a old guy, I want my things, but like I
have aspirations that I one day can buy my own
fucking Chanelle bag. But at the same time, can you
just give me the money? And I mean I've had
definitely like guys buy me bags when like I couldn't
afford things. But you don't want to turn those down either,
because when they're so excited to do it, you're like, okay, like,

(51:03):
oh no, you don't turn down a fucking designer bag.
What not? Also before expensive bag. But I remember Mandy
and I when we were younger. She was like, how
when I left my ex, right I left him, I
was in a really bad relationship and She was saying
to me, like, you let him buy you all this stuff,
like you needed to have cash, you should have done this.

(51:24):
And I'm like, but a lot of men won't do that.
A lot of men won't give you that fucking money
in your hand. And I think it's because they know
this is their like leverage with you. It's it's a
control thing at the same time, all right, let's get
to actually before then, I want to talk about the

(51:47):
story where you threw a chicken. Did you throw a
sandwich at someone? Oh? I did? Are you? Are you
talking about my ex when I threw a chicken sandwich
at his face? Yeah? What was that? I want to
talk about our more aggressive story. We were like in
a huge fucking fight. I was super drunk. He was like,
you need to eat food so you can sober up.

(52:08):
Here's Wendy's I was like, hell no, that's why you
threw it. That's why I threw it. That's why I
threw it. I was like, I don't want to. He
was like putting up to my face. He was like,
you need to eat. I was like, I'm not fucking hungry.
I want another shot. And then I scrabbed it grabbed
it and I checked it on his face? Was this
the threesome guy? Yep? Have you ever thrown something in
a man? I'm not violent. I've thrown pillows, pellos. What

(52:32):
was that? What's a pallo? Pillow? It's a pallo. It's
not a pellow. You really say it like that? You
know I do? Y'all do this every time? Pallo, pala? Hello, pello?
Say it again? Pillow? First of all, is your first language?
Why are you doing me like I am going to

(52:52):
contact HR? Well? Is he honestly? Can I tell you?
There is no HR in the studio, And I'd be thinking, Dan,
what it revolt against us? We should make a coalition.
Y'all think it's going unionized. It's kind of crazy coming
from working in corporate, working somewhere with no HR, and
I'm always like I was, like, I just have like

(53:14):
my assistant like buying me like coke, like whatever, Like
I don't know, I don't know. The podcast space is
really different. It's very We really talked about sucking dick,
like there can't be real sexual harassing here, but there
can be, but there can't be very good, very thin.
They'll get like naked to like change, like I just

(53:34):
got I know, my whole pussy incident isn't everything. And
I was like, damn, I missed the whole. I had
to take it all the way off, you know, from
good point because you don't know the fun line. Yesterday,
I just got naked in front of you. Really, but
you guys all work together, which is even worse. She's
like Jenny, and I'm just I just got a new
iglive of her second time, so I feel like I'm

(53:58):
not that bad. That only thing is I caught myself yesterday. Um.
I asked my assistant for help with getting facts for
for facts sake on squid games and she wrote me
back and she said squid like the sea creature. And
I said, bitch, do you live under a rock game?
She was like, oh okay, But then I was like
what is She thought that was like a right you?

(54:21):
Oh yeah. I would have went to my up and
when I was an accountant. If one of my motherfucking's
superiors called me a bit, I was going straight or
or back then. I ain't gonna hold you. I don't
know how they do it. No other First, that bitch
is different if your superior was a black girl I
don't give a funk. You know what I want to done.
On the little Amazon gift cards y'all give us during
busy season, I'm gonna eat about five hunted them. So like, yeah,

(54:46):
when we worked in busy season, like if you were
doing a good job, you would get like an Amazon
gift card or like they just you know, because they
worked us to death weeks, Let's feed you dinner and
hand you gift cards for three months. That will make
up for it. So no, that would have made up
for calling me a bit. Otherwise you're getting fired. We
do be like doing the most though, Like we'd be
on the company zoom calls and I'd be like writing

(55:06):
her separately on the zoom. I'd be like, girl, like
at this motherfucking bitch in the corners, like I'd be
doing way too much. Companies they'll keep all that, like
they can see that even though you're private. At the time,
I know I was thinking about it. We got a
really back because we got a call in an hour,
and I'm gonna just be like, girl, don't you love
working here? Anyway? Okay, home mail. Someone asked for this,

(55:30):
can you please do a segment on Insecure Friends? I
have a friend who every single picture we take together
she tells me she won't let me post it. She
always tells me, I take the ugliest pictures of her.
She's literally gorgeous, and I would never intentionally sit and
take a bad picture of her. If she looks busted,
Why would I post it? I'd never do that. It's
so frustrating, and every time we take one, she's like,
oh my gonna post that. How do I deal with this? Please?

(55:52):
I want to post pictures. Of course, she's my best friend.
She's so pretty. It's so hard to deal with her.
And I'm not even being dramatic. My friends post pictures
and me that are my favorite, but I won't make
it the to the world. Please give me advice. Do
you have friends like this? I'm not being a bit
that posts bad pictures. I swear she's just a bit
about it. No, you're just insecure and think you're ugly. Okay,
but easy answer, fucking send that ship to her, like
photoshop your face, send it back I'm fucking posting it,

(56:15):
or like, just if you're gonna take pictures with her,
make sure they're all on your phone. She can't post
pictures she doesn't have so go through the pictures through
your phone. And when she's like, girl, send me the pictures.
Only send her the ones that you actually like of yourself, Okay,
makes her to take them. Make her take So you're
saying the other friend is sucking insecures. How we were saying,
I'm saying she should take them on her phone. Oh

(56:37):
got it, got it. Got The person sending an email
should just take the pictures on her phone, so that
the friend only has pictures that you approve of because
you've sent them to her. So I think that there
should be like a regular rule about this. And Mandy
and I do when we have photo shoots, will either
or pick three or five and we'll like which ones
we like of ourselves or hay. And don't get me wrong,

(56:58):
you might send pictures I don't love my face and
every one of them, but out of the five, I'll
at least pick one because we have to compromise, you
know what I'm saying, Like if I hate my face
in everything, like which one is the best of both
of us? And it's hard sometimes to take the best
photos together. But you did the same thing or your
assistant did. Yeah, what like saying like, also feel like these,
but like you can pick out of these, Yeah, I

(57:18):
feel like that's how you do it. And also like
I've honestly gone to a point we're on camera, we're
having to take pictures all the time. Like I used
to be like, I don't look fucking hot as ship
can't be posted. Now I'm like, people see, people know
what the funk I look like? I know post that ship.
It's a weird thing with how the standards of like

(57:38):
Instagram have made us like so you know, if you
we throw whatevery, Instagram shut down for a day, you
remember everybody talking about how much more chill they were feeling.
I saw someone tweet and I thought it was really
funny but true. He was like, I can't wait to
wear the same outfit back to back. Now that's a problem.
That's when people are taking this too soon. But I mean,

(58:00):
is it Mandy, do you proposed to say you wear it? No? No,
I'll repeat bath of suits now depend because the bas
got a whole lot of bathing suits. Uh. But I'm
like to the point now where I don't care and
now like I go out so people see me, I'm
gonna be in the same ship. Bit. I just did
a closet clean out um with my assistant. We were

(58:21):
doing it together, and literally I heard the way I
was saying this, and if it wasn't something that like
I gained weight and I can't wear it anymore. It
was like, Okay, why already wear this on? Horrible? And
that's my thing? Now, I'm like, I do. I do
video for all my pods. I'd be I'll record weekly.
We come in here, we knock out a lot of episodes.
We dropped weekly at this point, Na, what are we

(58:42):
supposed to do? Y'all just gonna see me in the
same ship. I'm yeah, I'm with Mandy. I like, don't
care about out like we're the same ship. Yeah, I
don't care. You do love a scrunch in a tank
top though what I do and every fucking thing. But
it's about to be winter and you're gonna see me
looking different. What does that mean? I wear a tank
top and a scruncht and my watch for like everything. Well,

(59:05):
now I'm gonna be covered up and be doing turtlenecks,
body suit to wraparound. Oh I do like those. I
love like a long teeth. But it's like kind of
yes and it ties. So winter is coming. You've been
talking about getting a place in New York. What's next
for Sophia and your podcast? Yep, so again it's Sophia
with an f I next week is my one year

(59:28):
mar Hurt, which is fucking right. Well technically it's when
this episode comes out. But it's wild because I mean
I started that show not in my right mind. Um
so I've become a really long way and there's a
bunch of new stuff that I can't talk about, and
I hate when bitches say that ship but like I can't,

(59:49):
but you guys will see. And then, uh, it's so
fewer than f Franklin with the y on Instagram TikTok Twitter,
not TikTok girl. So you're moving back to New York. Absolutely,
I'm thinking January. I'm looking for apartments like this week,
so you need it. You can't even look this week
because by the time January coming to go and we go,
I know, but I just need to get the students
of like the prices, well, the pricing will be lower

(01:00:10):
or lower by the time January, it'll be long. Winter
time is the best they started offering. I moved in January.
Good it was, it was late. Check out her pot,
Sophia with the f check out our episode. I guess
you'd have to check it out from a here ago.
Were we like your number six? Yeah, you guys were
like very early on maybe my oh no, I high
the end my friend dropped my gay friend John on
I'm not sure, but so you than f We talked

(01:00:33):
sex relationships. I talked about throwing chicken sandwiches crack by
the way, so smart, what the funk? Forty eight Laws
of Power, which I feel like every time a man
loves a book like Art of War for do you
love about But I'm glad you asked him about the
artist Deduction. That's a good book too. Yeah. So check
us out New York November four, d C. November nineteenth,

(01:00:58):
it's a Friday. Then l A December three, it's a Friday.
Then at Lantern December seventeenth, it's a Friday. I'm I'm
proud of you for remember about it. Make sure you
guys go to hore Hive dot com and get your
tickets to see us live. We are taking you bet
the school plus, says host Uh Sophia, Thank you so
so much for joining us again here on Horrible Decisions.

(01:01:19):
I can't wait because the next time you come on,
you definitely would have ate Wheezy Pussy and I want
to when she gave you, and maybe I'll took a
guy that's not a quarter block. Oh my god, we're
at out. We're on so much update I can't Friday.
Thank you, and guys, we are gonna leave you with
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(01:01:41):
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This is you only It's bonus bitch. Welcome back, guys
to another episode of Bonus Horrible Decisions. We have a

(01:02:05):
lot to talk about today, so I'm excited to get
into it. Um. I guess we'll start. I have the
catch up. Um. First off, I do want to give
a shout out to Sigy, but I want to I
guess start off with talking about being back on stage.
I was gonna say, first thing to catch up about
is our live show. If you've been living under a

(01:02:26):
rock that is not on our Patreon post or Instagram
just like me since I don't have one, you should
head on over to horhive dot com and get your
tickets because we are going to be in New York.
That is where our first show is. We are going
to be in DC the week after Little Things, giving
breaks in l A, and finally wrapping up this year
in Atlanta. If you don't live in any of these cities,

(01:02:50):
I would recommend personally going to the d C for
Atlanta show. Here's why. Obviously, New York is where UM
we live, and it's where like a lot of people
always want to come to because we're from here. However,
those venues, particularly UM are big theaters, and I think

(01:03:13):
it'll be super dope for you guys to experience our
live show in a really big theater. So that's just
what I'm recommending. I know a lot of people have
like wrote us in that um l A. We only
have performed in an improv. So we're super excited to
come to the Regent Theater. But we know y'all NIG
is at the Bay and maybe people on the West
coast may come. So you're on the East coast, try
out our DC here Atlanta show. UM, our Atlanta Show

(01:03:35):
is gonna be at like some big, gass new venue
that many people haven't even performed at before, So we're
super hype for that. Yeah, I do want to do UM.
I've been getting a ton of comments, a ton of
d m s. A girl just literally wrote me yesterday
and was like, I have my vaccine, but my homegirl don't.
What does that mean? And I'm just like, I can't

(01:03:55):
keep answering all of these vaccination questions for you guys.
So if you live in New York, you need proof
of vacs to enter damn your any and every establishment
on it already. So I don't understand why people in
New York are asking UM d C. In Atlanta. I
believe that they are also requiring, well, you may be

(01:04:18):
able to also get a test there are It's either
one or two of the venues are allowing you to
take a PCR seventy two days before you have to
check with the venue policy on that, and then l
A as well is also requiring proof of vacs that
we we can't do anything around that. A lot of festivals,
a lot of the places that people are going are

(01:04:40):
requiring proof of vacs. So I'm not going to push
you to do something that you feel as though has
turned political. However, I am gonna say, if you need
a proof of something to inter revenue, get that proof.
That's it. Show up and we're looking forward to seeing
you guys. But I am not the CDs, and I

(01:05:00):
can't keep answering all these backs policy requirements. She's I know,
like at this point, people are in um, even Vinnie's
d M is about it. I feel bad, but I mean,
look it. Uh, It's interesting because I kind of thought
like we were all on the same page. Now by we,

(01:05:21):
I mean like niggas, because like, yeah, in the beginning
of the year, for sure, anti backs read it was
something that was almost something we would look at because
we're like, well, we all don't know. But there's this
video of black China yelling in the airport about girl
who wasn't She was clearly on the way she was

(01:05:42):
moving and flinching her arms. I saw one video, but
I just thought maybe somebody said something nasty to her,
got too close and at outburst, she was yelling at
the people. I know, but we didn't see what happened before.
I okay, I didn't see maybe I didn't see another video. Okay,

(01:06:03):
let me have two things. So I was gonna say
the comments shocked me, like people were like, oh, it's
their choice, and then Kyrie Irving like people are like, oh,
damn right, he's standing for something. And I was like,
ho ship like y'all Nigga's are really like Nigga's do
not want to get back? Like I didn't know is

(01:06:23):
I thought it was just Republicans and questionable. Oh no, no, no.
I mean I've had this conversation before we decided to
go on tour. It's largely our demographic that is not
getting the vaccine shot. So it's definitely not just Republicans,
and unfortunately it is definitely heavily more weighted in our

(01:06:43):
community of people. And I get it. I mean there's
there's conversations regarding, you know, the Kegee experiments and things
in which we experienced in the history of our community.

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