January 31, 2022 • 55 mins
It’s another wild one! Mandii shares a story this week about her pegging gangbang and laughs ensue. What happens when you don’t charge your sex toys and attempt a gang bang with only 1 dildo? Well, Mandii shares the wild side of her night of wild rendezvous. Weezy chimes in and asks all the juicy questions while they also dig into a woman who is suing her sperm donor for lying about their ethnicity, relationship status and education. GET INTO IT!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Guess what decision we're about to make a Horrible Decisions?
Did you just say these are horrors? I begged difference.
There's only one I beg to differ. It is definitely wheezy.
You were definitely the hord that you just talked about
popping the playing be bitch at the top of twhen
it's one of two, which one of you is the
(00:23):
horror of the show the whole bro? Mandy's a horrior,
You are the horhorn. If you had to guess who
would be the bro. She's not gonna tell you. You're
her boss. But it doesn't matter who tell who's the
biggest horse? Who was the biggest swing? Bro? Oh yeah, yeah,
(00:46):
I'm nastier, but you the hope. Anyways, guys, welcome to
another episode of Horrible Decisions. I am the Lord of
the Horse. My name is Mandy b a k a
k A Peg, the Stallion and baby I gotta beg
story for you for the twenties one two and go
ahead and introduced herself sad because I'm easy and I
(01:06):
just had a regular sex story. Wasn't even like, I mean,
plan B is with the where you got a new one? Yeah?
But where you had to give the guy his friends
bring up old ship bro. That was two weeks ago.
I mean, im, y'all listen to this. If I don't
have my period, I'm gonna be so mad. We're gonna
have the first week off. But are we gonna name it? You? Now?
You know she's sucking that thing right out. She ain't
(01:28):
gonna keep that baby. She don't even like the nigga
for real, for real. Let me tell you something that's
not the real. How you like him? But would you
co create? Like coke? Coke? Co create? Areate and I
wouldn't co create? Create, co create, pro create, God create.
The reason why you won't have a baby with this
motherfucker is already has four However, he's a baby baker.
(01:51):
How many baby mamas? That's the true testament. It isn't three,
it's four. He got four baby mamas, four kids. Wow,
you know what? They're none of my black business at all.
I look at the pictures I talked about cute there,
because that is what I believe. They and the gods
children their heads. They're God. But I will tell you this,
(02:15):
I'm gonna be so mad if I had to get
an abortion, because I really need to get this light
of okay, And that's just it's so crazy because like
now they're like we're like getting up in age, like
all my friends like are already declaring that they're too
old for abortions, Like that's not true. Well no, no,
no, no no, no no. I'm saying we could get abortions forever,
but they just believe they should. I don't want to
(02:36):
get abortions now because I don't reach the age where
I'm too goddamn growing to be getting abortion. I'm not
gonna need to get an abortion because I'm not pregnant.
That's just the fact I'll look at you manifesting I'm
manifested a lot into my life. Manifest is a baby
in that beach. If we don't get the light story,
you know, dude, Seriously, though, I have not had a
plane being here, Like I'm not even dragging it. I've
never taken a Plan B with I think, oh Bay
(02:58):
maybe maybe once and three and a half years. Like,
I don't be sucking up like this. This is why
they just don't give a fuck. It's a problem. But
speaking of not giving a funk, he did come to
New York for a day. Um, I don't know what
kind of drug deal you have to do for a day. Anyway,
he came for a day and we had a great time.
You stayed a really nice hotel, which I enjoyed. And
(03:19):
then let me just tell you, I know ghetto. Even
though you hate this word, Jesus, I do hate the work.
Get him. Here's why I felt spoiled. We get to
the hotel after like, you know, having a nice night together,
and um he was like. I was like, damn, I'm hungry.
He was like, we get back. You can order whatever.
You won't pay me. I was like, for really, like
everything you won't But I opened the video. I was like,
(03:41):
damn this ship like forty dollars. Was like I don't
give a fun get too. I was like did you
do that? And Lucy and by yourself girls all don't way.
We talked about that one the real ship. We start
sucking before the room service comes and then you're like hello,
and it was the same rage. So they were fucking,
(04:02):
you know, super like you know they got there. They're
like the white it was bad, the white glove service.
That's what I meant to say. So he opened the
door with barely a rob on and the ladies like,
let me know if you need anything else. You guys good.
It's five in the fucking morning, Mandy, and would you
like anything else? I'm sitting there with my pussy out,
like no, we're good. So then we get back to fucking.
(04:23):
She willed the food inside shell. She definitely saw it.
She saw your plus yeah, you didn't come your pussy, bro.
I didn't know that she's gonna wheel it all the
way in. They always will. There was a small foy.
I thought that he would tell her to stop. Oh
my god, what bro? But so noch hoh ship you
she saw yo, plussy. Now all I'm getting fun to
(04:46):
be clear, When I was on the bed, it's not
I can't even see the door. There's like a turn.
So I thought he'd be like, just put it right there.
He did not, So then I'm like, because I'll be
like me, you know what I'm saying. I feel like
I would get the dick when I get back to
the l A anyway, So I'm like, should we eat?
He went to me like, bitch, should we? So we
start sucking right, and I was like, I really meant
I wanted to do missionary because I'd be riding dick
(05:08):
a lot with him, and it's like getting annoying for me.
It's like my legs, dude, I get tired. So anyway,
last what happened is everyone's gonna keep bringing this up.
That was weeks ago that he shot up the We
are tired. This is planning. I mean no, this is
technically planned. C anyway, so damn not playing cit because
(05:30):
it was after the plan B. So anyway, then we
fucking oh no, no, I wanted to do missionary, right,
so I said instead of because I'll on top, I
was like, well, I want to watch you fuck me.
That's what I said, Right, I'm good what this nick
it does. Because I thought that meant he would get
on top of me so I could look at him. No,
he throws all the fucking ship he brought for the
day off the couch, puts the mirror in front of me.
This it's his heads down so I can get on
(05:52):
his dick. I want to watch you fuck me. I
am exhausted. I've had a plan b niggas, No, you'd
be crapping after that ship. I'm tired. Anyway. This is
the one thing I will say about the mirror sex
I really, really, really felt so conceited because I Loki
got off to thinking I was better looking than him
sucking me, Like, I feel like I take it really
(06:13):
well and I don't like taking it. I really did.
I was looking let you go, bitch, you go. I'm
proud of you, that's what while you were sucking. Yeah,
Like he probably thought I was looking at him, but
I wasn't. I was in a mirror life by money
was spit. It's giving, ain't no baby in it, but
it was funny. Really keep manifesting that, and I'm really
(06:35):
hoping that I manifesting ain't no baby and the mother.
I mean, but you took the plan. But here's the
only it should because like all night right, like I
don't know. He told me that he had some kind
of uh some like whatever like poppers, not a gas
station phill, but it was like some kind of drink, right,
and he was like the pain horse power is that
the one camera guys came ship That's the only one
(06:57):
that I know that you drink. You drink? That was it.
It came in a little plastic like shot cup. What
what does it? What does the pink corse? That was it?
But it was a drenk. I'm gonna tell you what
I think it was, because he was hanging with rappers
that day and he was like, I got this with
my niggas and I was like, maybe, okay, maybe, So
what does that mean for us? And he was like,
what it means for your pussies? We ain't gonna stop.
(07:19):
Then Nicka gave me night. Didn't look like this, Oh see, No,
that you would have known. Oh was it just black?
Was it black? I just it was like a clear
cup with a top on it. Yeah. So so there's
this thing that niggas get from the juice bar. That
was it? Yes, the ship for the juice bar, the
black the juice. Okay, so there's a juice. So I
don't know what the drink is called. But in New
York when I used to seven, he's like, drink it.
(07:42):
But it's like this healthy, rudy fucking drink spirit but
it like no, like gets you drunk though kind of,
but it's healthy and it like makes niggas dicks rock hard,
and like Nigga's be drinking that ship like well, I
barely got to sleep. I was fucking exhausted. I had
to of course, it could be healthy out here in
New York. I was tired, so then I thought we
(08:05):
were gonna get to go to sleep, and then he
was like, you do want to go to sleep, baby? Yes,
I do, nig because I had Now I'm sheets over me.
I literally put his boxers on to keep my pussy safe.
Then suddenly I wake up boom, feel a little bit dick,
and I was like, oh God, please please, I'm coming quick, please,
And the only thing that is good about that ship
he came so much like but really quickly, like if
(08:26):
I sucked his dick. It was like super quick and
he even noticed it, and I guess it was the
juice ship. So that kind of helped because I was
able to, like, you know, when you have to get
up to Pete, that was like my job for the night.
I'd have to suck some dick until he came. And
then I was like, well, I get to go back
to sleep for another ninety minutes. But it was what
you sleep between routes. I was tired, Manny, but he
couldn't keeping stop sucking. So did you feel it that
(08:48):
I ain't gonna hold you? I am fucking no, bro, No,
what's crazy? Is I? Just had sex, and I've been
like using a lot of like toys during sex. And
I was like, can we just have a great giler sex?
He was like, oh, you want to bring the vanilla
ice cream? Like make it funs like make it seems
like I'm being hell of vanilla because I don't want
to use toys. But I'm like, bro, we use Kings dildo,
(09:10):
we use another dial dough and always used because it's huge.
Just sound like I feel like Kings there be getting used.
I don't like I didn't use king to fuck some bitches.
I'll put a condom on it, of course, but but
you go wrong, nice, you're done, you finish here anyway. Anyways,
(09:32):
I say that to say, first off, I don't be
going to sleep, and I was like, well, like I
want dick so much, that's why the toys are being implemented.
Because He's like, sometimes I feel like we might need
to add a body to these toys because you want
so much. That's gonna be I'd be tired, and I'd
be like, I mean, I do want some more dick,
but right now I'm also cool with like just the
(09:52):
toys to see I come a lot during sex, like
I come easy quick and eyes be water, and I'll
be taking all this. That's why I can take. I'm
trying to take all these herbs to come up with
my own little product. So bitch, i'd be like, and bitch,
we beyond shrooms. I have the Galaxy lights going, I'd
be fucking fucking I'll just be fucking. Oh, the Galaxy
lights do it all we've been having. Hey, I need
(10:15):
you next time you'll say Regions at the four Seasons
whatever motherfucker hotel. You need to just start carrying Galaxy
lights with you, ladies, if you're listening, fellas, plugging that
god damned Galaxy light. Bro, it makes sex so much better.
Like brow God, I looked up at the ceiling and saw,
like the Simpsons one time, the Galaxy lights are the
guy I don't want to see the Simpsons. Know, well,
maybe that was the shrooms, but it like makes you
(10:38):
come harder. So the Galaxy light, I mean I've had
sex on shrooms, yeah, but I'm talking about sex with
Galaxy lights. So the Galaxy lights, I mean, keep the shroom,
sou do you want to go out of space? Typing
Amazon dot com literally Galaxy on just Galaxy Lights. That's
it just Galaxy Lights, No, because I don't even know
the brand. And I have actually three different guys, just
(11:00):
like the rod Bit you go to Ali Baba, Rose,
I have the al I got the Almazon Galaxy Lights.
You got to Ali Baba. And you know why my ship.
You know why I know my Galaxy likes aint Ali
Baba because they came the next day. You waited Alibaba
thirteen days for your roles, didn't you that? My mama's
curiously if you know what it has expected day January
(11:21):
to February nine. God damn, that's that's that ship coming
from China. All right, mad oh speaking to China nig
I'm back on watching Naughty Defiance if anybody would like
to do a fucking Patreon cinema with me. They got
this Chinese nigga sucking this big white girl. She's like
maybe three fifty, right, and he's like always like talking
(11:43):
about how he worships her body. But then his friends
is like, what you're gonna when you get there with
their big beach And then you know Chinese people, they
like super healthy with the herbs and ship like he
was going to a nutritionist. They were like no, no
go back with all this ship and he sho'd be
dressing up in like the anime stuff. Bro it's weird.
Then they got a little person from Russia who's look
(12:03):
at you being so pecuh, dowarf is allowed, dwarf is allowed.
It just feels what I mean, m yeah, fidget a word.
But okay, let's call him a dwarf, which to me
is no different than calling him motherfucker a smurf. That's like,
why are you calling someone a brow? That? What dowarfs
(12:27):
sound like? It's from sucking the Disney channel? That to
me sounds more like a disc than the idget word. Like, no, okay,
y'all both, I'm serious. Does dwarf don't make you think
of fucking sleeping beauty and shitty? Edit this out? Why
this is my thought process? Understandably because dorf are not
(12:48):
that shared with the other two voice. Honestly, I knew
I shouldn't have brought it up. Why did you bring
it up? Because they go, you know, that's a sensitive
topic here because technically I'm only two inches away. I
got about it. Do you want to have a little
person on the shell though? Yeah, but we almost did,
and it was late, and I'm gonna tell you right now,
and you can be a little person in a bitch.
At the same time, she was a big She would
(13:11):
get her makeup done like nigga, this is our show.
We adn't even got our makeup done. Were you wet?
I'm just mad. The manager called, like, um, so she's
still at the hotel. Oh, we was like, well, canceled,
we won't be recording with her today. I was so
fucking man, wait, wait, so what happened? Then? Fiance with
the dwarf. Oh, he gets his mother's sucking, asked to
(13:33):
Istumbul to meet her because she's from Russia. So they
meet up in Istumbul. It's Sumbul's Turkey. Yeah, but they
just decided to meet up there. You know, I was
gonna let y'all know I knew some geography. Man. Many
sounded like me like I just got back from Paris,
so anyway, and ecuse saying what? So he just said
tem basically saying he didn't realize you're gonna be that small,
but you know I was three feet like you've got
(13:56):
some goddamn nerve to bring your ass over here, and saying, well,
I know he's gonna be that little. I mean not
gonna hold you. I can't really tell you what three
ft look like like if you just tell me you
a little personal because she's in a wheelchair, that's how
small she is. Wait forever, I mean it. I think
the weight, like sometimes some little people like the weight
of their body. It's like a lot for their legs
to support. I ain't gonna hold you. I was watching
(14:18):
some show and I don't oh bitch the Circle and
they had a little person. Oh yeah, but her pictures
she looked like a regular sized person, so maybe that's
what happened. No, no, no, no, no, no, it wasn't
like and by the way, this girl does too, like
you can't the Indian girl from the Circle? You know
what I'm talking about. Yes, but also and this girl
(14:38):
is super hot. Before then, I did not even front
and she's really pretty. She would you have titties? Would
I was thinking about it when I was watching show.
I was like, what do I have sex with a
little person? Is there pussy like a little too or
is it like think have a little person on the show.
I'm not gonna ask the little person if they pussy
the same size as mine. I would probably, yeah, we
can do that. Were we gonna haven't want to ask
(15:00):
about their weather. We have someone coming on tomorrow who
lost their arm. Mandy, Oh, a lesbian who's got like
a bionic arm. With the bionic arm, that's what I
want to hold you. I love him. Robot, the robot.
I don't know she's whatever, but I wrote her back
(15:20):
and I was like, hey, just to let you know,
I do want to talk about the arm. She was like,
oh got you Like, yeah, oh okay, I didn't do
anything because that's the right, Like what did you talk?
He said that there and then that we should But
(15:41):
she's like, I think she is like a sex educated too.
Like she's like, she was like excited. That's so let's
get into I didn't want to add no, you said,
you don't think I like this nig You don't. But
there's a thing that's letting me think that I am.
And I wonder if anybody else goes through this, Maybe
not Mandy because she doesn't have feelings out. I have
(16:02):
been at this moment a plenty of times with niggas.
But what's happening to me is I find myself wanting
to know what he ate for the day, how he slept,
what he's doing. And this is the worst part to
get to when you're getting good sex. I hate this
phase of good Dick. I want this to go away.
I had to literally throw my phone the other day.
(16:23):
If he hard eyes a story from me, I'm like
all over the ship. And now I don't know what
to do, and I feel like I have to fund
someone else just so that I won't be attached to
this dick, because the other day I was like, how
are the kids? I don't care, I mean, how are
the kids? But now I'm asking because suddenly I need
to know the dick is that now I care about them?
(16:44):
For goddamn kids. Damn, do you know how bad this
isn't being really bad? It could be worse. No, I can't.
I mean it could be. I had a crush on
the nigga with nine kids at one time. That was crazy.
I saw much the nigga that I sucked me his
baby mama, he had nine kids. Damn, you know that
(17:05):
dick was good If you're fucking get nine kids and
then be like, sure, if I one of your baby
mamas into the bed with us, and I how many
baby longs? He got seven, so uh, it's nine kids.
One of the baby Mama's got four. I think it's
like I think he got five baby Mama's nine kids.
Let me tell you tell you a text message I got.
This is a good dick text message. My long girl
(17:27):
sent me this text message at three am. I can
never not have this dick. Weezy, this nigga fox me.
Oh my god. So square was so nasty. He had
to run to get water. And after we had sex,
he said he's smelled like pussy and laughed in a
way they made me want to give him more. I
can't believe I let him come to me. Put me back, Wheezy, Seriously,
I need you to just slap me. I'm strong, It's
so bad. Please help me. Do you know how good
(17:50):
you gotta get to send that text message to your
on girls? Why are you in bed with a nigga?
That's the type of dick I'm scared of. I would
be too, and the one I wanted at the same time. Anyways,
let's instead of vanilla ship for this week, UM this one.
I want to know what you would do, especially since
(18:11):
we were talking about abortiontions. Um a woman. If you
guys don't remember. I just got back from Paris. Web
but a woman gives up her baby and sues her
donor for two point eight million dollars after alleging that
he lied about his ethnicity, his educational background, and relationship status.
(18:33):
Let's get into it, guys. So Newsweek reports to the
thirty year old woman from Tokyo made a shocking decision
about her child due to allegations she made about her
sperm donor. In a lawsuit that is the first for Japan,
the woman is suing her sperm donor for two point
eight million dollars because she says that he lied to
her about his marital status, ethnicity, and educational background, which
(18:57):
calls her to give the baby up upon allegedly discovering
the information. Apparently, the unidentified woman and her husband wanted
a second child and opted to use the sperm donor
after discovering that the husband had an hereditary condition. The
woman then found a donor in his twenties through social
media who boasted about graduating from one of the top
(19:19):
universities in Japan, claiming he was Japanese and that he
was single. But like, what if you gave the baby?
Because the buck and daddy just had a dep g D.
Like that's kind of wild, I mean, but to me
so no, when even when I was looking when a
bitch was broke, I was trying to sell these eggs. Honey,
you had to be a certain height, a certain weight,
and you also, like they asked if you smoked, if
(19:40):
you drink liquor, and they very much care about your
educational like because it has something to do with maybe
genetic dude. One of the things that I had to
study for my job, um, was an audible podcast called
Donor sevente or some ship with a guy that had
fifty one children, and he lied about the educational background
and things that he's been through whatever, and like all
(20:01):
these kids started to connect the dots that some of
them all had schizophrenia, like bros crazy, I believe. But
that's what I'm saying. The only thing I do think, Um,
educational background. I don't really know. Marital status, I don't know,
but let's say I was a lesbian, okay, and my
partner and I'm just thinking of the L word here.
Um on the L Word first season, white woman and
(20:22):
a black woman having a baby. Um, the white woman
was going to carry the baby. Her wife wanted a
black sperm donor. Now, if I thought we were gonna
have a baby that could look like us, and we
got this white baby that came out because you lied
about your ethnicity, I'm gonna be mad. Well, but it's
the well. I'm not gonna say what. I'm just not
(20:46):
gonna do. I'm not gonna say it. I didn't say it,
you said it. I don't like I didn't say it
because if I know, because no black and white to
me is different. But for example, if I'm Dominican and
then you give me a Colombian baby, I'll be like,
we're gonna look there, No Dominicans are darker. I guess
the darker, right you stock Look, That's why I just
(21:09):
let you get done this. When I went to I
was like, these Colombia niggas got dread. Take it back.
I went to and I went to Paris Um. The
woman and the unnamed donor did reportedly have sexual intercourse
ten times so that she couldn't conceive, so they weren't
(21:31):
sucking so bit What did he look like? Japanese? Apparently not?
She said that's what she found out. The donors true
ethnicity was actually Chinese. He was married and did not
graduate from Kyoto University. Is God damn it, how y'all
know you've never been Kyoto? Kyoto, Kyoto? Actually Kyoto is
(21:57):
where like I saw all the damn hands Okay Kyoto. Unfortunately,
by the time she found this out, it was too
late for her to get an abortion abortion. But after
she gave birth, she decided to give the baby up
um where it now remains in Tokyo childcare facility. Damn
is that not crazy? She said, Baby, I ain't gonna
hand no Chinese baby with no not education if I
(22:20):
can hold a baby for nine months and then give
it up. But I guess the whole right, But you
only baby before you had to stop. If I'm pregnant,
I'm not gonna go on this podcast until you're gonna
share your abortion story. You gotta. I want to know
what if abortions are different than when we were teenagers.
You gotta let me know the upgrading technology. That's a fit. No, seriously,
(22:48):
abortion has got to be different now than when I
was sixteen. Bro. No, no, yes, okay, I'm gonna till
y'all're talking about it today, right, because this is how
nerve wracked. I was about the fucking plan B again.
I haven't taken it in so long. I was talking
about my whole girl shouting. I'm like, bitch, I better
not have to have an abortion bit. And then he's laughing.
He's like, oh straight, Texas so weird. And we were
(23:10):
in a group chat all about this and he was
so I was like, Yo, maybe I'll just take the
pill thing. Okay, here's my problem with the peel. It's
like you're having an abortion into the toilet. It's a miscarriage.
But if I catch it early, maybe it'll just be
like a heavy Are you literally gonna catch it? If
(23:31):
you go just take the pip? I feel like God
is gonna strike me down. I could be like they're
talking about she's been trying to be funny, like we're
gonna make pep dog. I'm scared about what. You know,
what's funny? You should have been scared when you I
didn't even tell Rihanda. Rianda and I hung out for
three hours yesterday. We got our nails and a ship like,
this's just like what she been up to. I was like,
(23:51):
I can't tell this music. I was like nothing, I
say nothing we talked about we talked about the dog,
we talked about trap well, I said nothing. I could
not for a moment look this bitch in the face.
Brianna's pro choice, like she's not like you know that
that bible of a thumper whatever. But I just I'm
so ashamed. I'm too old for this ship you are.
(24:15):
I think it's the whole. It's what's getting your thirties ladies.
Abortion has gotta be last resort. First resort should be condoms.
But you know, I get it you didn't have one.
I don't know. I just I should I should have
been prepared. You should you should have like I cared
about it, though, what's the caring him in my purse?
(24:35):
Which I'll be so prepared. I also bring loo. It
was at my house. The only thing I don't come
prepare with is like if it's like a kinky, kicky,
motherfucking night. But I ain't gonna hold you baby. Were
pulled them up to the sex shot. If I'm not
fully prepared, that's what That's what. That's what just happened.
I'll tell you all about your thing. There's no about
Davis in l a bro h Hollywood husper by the way,
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because that's where I went late and I Hollywood Hustler
is open. It's on Holly Hollywood some one of them things. No,
I have a Hustler store about you. But at that
point is Hustler be open, So you're not gonna see
here make them excuses. When I decided to go to
l A and I was gonna be a prepared asshole,
I got the lou scrap. I didn't even I didn't
know where this was going. I thought I was just
(25:20):
gonna suck this herd ass nick again. But then I
wasn't sure because we're going out there you and I
was like, I'm gonna get him because we're not gonna again.
There's no way, but we did. Here. You are in
front of the mirror, right got trying to be funny.
He's like you thought them four Baby Mama was funny
except for Mambo number five rap rap Bro not you
being Summer Walker. Oh that's his fifth baby. She's the
(25:43):
fourth baby Mama. She made a whole song about being
the fourth baby Mama. Okay, well, I ain't gonna be
no Summer Walker baby Mama, Beach. I'm gonna it's gonna
be the different because you know you're gonna give the
baby food. That's what's gonna make you different. She's nuts
and I actually like her, literally like she washing her
baby nuts. That was it's nuts and honey and ship like.
(26:03):
And remember I mean, and don't get me wrong, I
don't want to judge how people take care of their kids.
But when I was reading some of the comments about
like sugar intake and how you can fuck babies up,
I was like, damn, girl, you put there's internet all
of it. Um be a how we tap on your
group chain when I say problematic things, I stayed in
the group chat or you say it on this pot
(26:24):
because you said all lot of problem about it, sheep, baby,
And I just let you. I just let you so,
I just let you talk. I love it. I let
you get it off because baby maybe coming to me
like I'll be saying something. That's why I just said,
I don't know like where my life or these jobs
will take me. But I tell you right now, if
I get called out, I'm gonna be like, first of all,
it's freedom of speech. I'm getting full Republican on these niggas.
(26:48):
Don't you just tell me? On a talk podcast the
podcast be crazy, like I could be saying wild Ship.
If Andrew Schultz hasn't been canceled, then I'll be okay. Yeah,
to be fair though a white man. No, no no, no.
We had a conversation about this yesterday. He literally said
to me, I can't get canceled because that's my brand.
He's like, but you could because you could because you're
(27:10):
a feminist. Everything everything gets jokes in world. Well, you
know what I decided. And I told Wolf this before
because I was telling my mom. My. Mom said, you know,
I really love everything you're doing, but I just can't
listen because you you do a lot, and I just
can't listen. I don't want to hear the things that
you do. I can't believe you, I said, Mom. I said,
(27:34):
we're come medians, and so that's all you gotta say,
fall on the on the sword that we comedians, because
that's all comedians do. Would say, bitch, I'm a comedian,
so I can say what I want to say. It's joke.
It's that time. I don't really mean this, it's just
last it's just it's jokes. It's sad shire. It's my
(27:58):
job is sad time. It is so the Horde derv
for this week. Actually, I want to implore all of
you bitches with sex toys to charge them, because that's literally,
(28:21):
that's literally for the week because guess what, Because guess what.
When I get into this story about how I gang
bang pegged the nigga my home girl, none of her
toys were charged and we just started. None of them,
not one, and she had about twenty. Not one was charged,
not one on your home girl had a whole lot
of toys, which all my friends be like horse, I mean,
(28:45):
I don't call them that they are liberated women. I've
only used one sex toy in the in the room,
in the bedroom in my life, and that's the Rose.
Now with the Rose, it has like the stupid as
fucking magnetic chargers ship so so does hold On. It's
like the Apple watched. It's also it's the Alibaba version had.
It's also like the Womanizer charger, which is why my
womanizer has not been charged. Why you can't do usc,
(29:07):
said the league. Please give me an Android charger for
my motherfucker uses the same charger as my vibrator. And
this is just so why can't be something first? It's
just so convenient. Oh yeah, I don't use vibrators often,
but when I do, got a charger. Well let's get
into the team. Let's stop making the three prongs. Let
(29:28):
me tell you all how this motherfucker's story went down. Okay,
so I'm out of town. This is when I still
am maybe single or whatever. So I was like that,
I'm going to l a the nigga. If you said
this is when I was single. Uh huh, I am
still But when I was single, single single like a
(29:50):
dollar bill, like a like a motherfucking dollar bill. Yeah,
normally they come down. How don't you plan this with
the guy before? So mind you. I thought I was blocked,
but out of nowhere, we just started talking again on Snapchat.
Why would you blocked you? Because we're blocking each other
whenever we get into an argument, it's just like, well, nigga,
I don't need you in my life. So I still
(30:13):
have him blocked. But I guess he unblocked me. But no,
didn't notice I blocked him. Just because you're telling this
person is blocked. I thought I knew who it was. No,
it's the person. So I ended up pegging the nigga
that if you guys go back to the wildest sex
story of my life when I went to the sex
club and pegged Nigga that night. It's that guy the
(30:33):
Big Shower eight people. Yes. Yes, So I was like, well,
I have already packed him. My partner that I was
with for the last year and a half did not
let me peg. It's not like I pegged in the
sex club. So I had an itch that needed to
be scraped. So we was motherfucking on Snapchat or whatever,
and I was like, well, I'm coming out of l
A for my live show, you know, a bitch on
(30:54):
tour or whatever. I was really making it seem like
I'm doing that ship. So anyway though, so we was
talking on Snapchat, so we were already like setting it up.
We were setting it up. Why do you keep saying, Snapchat?
Is that the basketball player thing? Like what he is
an athlete thing? To sue snap, I mean, is it's
(31:16):
not an athlete thing? Actually, And I'm telling you guys
all the T signal is that girl now. But that's
also where the drug dealers are. See where the drug dealers,
rappers and athletes lives. Okay, I'm not saying I talked
to Lamb on there, but I heard it sound. I
was like, what is that? It's signal? So signal is
really that girl? Because actually it also changes your number
(31:38):
encryption and there's nothing that's saved. So after like a
couple of weeks or months, your whole infrastructure gets changed
and they can't save anything anyway, though, So we were
talking on snapchat. So I go to l A and
I was out there for like a week, you know,
because I was recording. Uh see, the thing is out there,
and so we were texting it. He knew I was there,
(32:00):
and then I just had this brilliant idea. I said,
you want to get gang bang? Like, can me and
my friends peg you? So bitch, I just started hitting
up all my friends in l A, like you want
a pegg and niggle with me? You want a pegg
and niggle with me? He's ready, he wants to take
to peg. You said, what you want a peg a
(32:21):
nigga with me? Huh? Anyway? Do what? What? What? But
this is me? This is me. There's no surprise when
it's coming from me. So that was like, really he
wants that? What he looked like? So I send a
little picture and I had to tell him I screenshot
in the picture that he said on snapchat because he
just looks so freaking good. So I send that picture
to my friends and did he care what your friends
(32:43):
look like? So I put them in the group chat? No? No,
But did he have a he wanted? Well, there were
pictures that were sent of a few bitches because I
was just like, because if you're bant over, but he no, no, no,
he was willing to take whoever wanted to come. And
I was really trying to make it a whole whole thing, right.
So anyways, the night that we were supposed to do it,
(33:05):
something came up with the one girl, so she was like, girl,
I can't make it. So I was just like, didn't
you say one of them had kids? And then well no, no, no, no,
Like so I got three that was down to do it.
One couldn't do it because there was a mutual friend
and like with the mix, she was like, no, I
can't do it, bro, I know I know one of
(33:25):
his friends. We can't do it. Like, no, I'm not
gonna go in there and do that. The other girl
was like, yeah, I'll do it, and then the other
girl was like, if I can get away from home,
I'll do it because she also has kids and was babysitting,
so I was like, okay, So anyways, the first night,
nobody could join, and I was like, man, I got
my fucking live show tomorrow. I know I'm probably not
gonna want to suck you after the live show. So
(33:46):
because Mitch, I'll be tired, and I knew all of
my friends I was gonna be with because I don't
never go to l a I party. I told you,
I went to like three places that I didn't get
that night. I was tired, Well so did I. We're
gonna get there. So anyways, No, I sucked him the
night before the live show. Okay, we went to a hustler.
I let him pick out a fucking dildo. I said,
(34:08):
who pick one out? This could be your size. I
had to get a harness because I clearly didn't bring
a harness with me because I wasn't really prepared all
the way. But also he shy when he went into hustler. No,
because we went to the sex storey together here in
New York, so we was like, this isn't my first
he went in together. I let him pick a toy
and then I was mad that I let him picked
(34:28):
it because he made me a little dig bitch and
I wanted to have a big old dick, but he
picked a little schmidy man. You're making me a little
little as dick bitch. But okay, what vers go for?
So let me tell you real quick. We ended up
spending she said, we well because I kept the harness
and I kept the loop like and I kept the wash.
(34:50):
He kept everything that went inside it. No, I kept.
I bought my own harness like I was gonna feel
bad if I pegged the nigga with a harness that
another nigg which is why he kept the toys like.
He kept the toys that went inside of him, and
I kept the wash, the lube, and the harness. It
if I went to a guy's house that didn't tell
(35:10):
me he was into pagan and I found those, and
it's very obvious because you'll see that the deldo at
the end of it, I'd feel like, is it that
you feel like I wouldn't be a big dick enough bitch?
Like what is let's even talk about it? Because when
I got to his house, he already had a dildo
there that was bigger than the one we bought, I said,
so nigga. I ended up actually sucking him with two
(35:31):
different dicks that night. So I opened him up because
I was like, well, let's just let me make sure
I'm still interested in you. Did you open the box
or open him? I opened him up a whole while?
And how is that actually? Hold on? I have a
video of it too, of him writing my dick. So
I was sitting like this. I was sitting like this,
(35:52):
and he was bossing up and down on my dick.
Um does he hold his dick? Because I'd be watching
my friends video is when they dudes. But you you're
not gonna be able to see it because I was
behind him. Um, let me see if I can. At
least I am. I'm still gonna play the sound for
you because I don't never really get to do this.
This is a fair warning. Friend. Well, I'm gonna show
(36:14):
it to I mean, if she wants to see it,
or do you want to see it? What fun I want?
I don't. Okay, look kind of tight. I don't know
why I don't be playing You got nice? Your stories
might be full? Oh well this one plays. Look I
just got lazy. That kind of looks hard. Oh it's
(36:39):
a small dick. Yeah, that was a small one. Look
taking it. I was showing that dick all of taking
a dick that Sam. I don't know why this one
doesn't play anymore, because look, damn, can I re save
it and maybe it'll text it to yourself? I'm tex now,
I ain't gonna hold you anyways, anyways, that I'm sure,
what do you? So? Anyway? In process? Now listen, listen, listen.
(37:02):
So this video cannot be downloaded from out cloud. Please
review your out class settings. You want to change your password.
But I recorded on my phone. Why is everything accept
my pegging video playing? Anyway? Did she really even peg?
I did? And here's the why did dick with light skin? That?
(37:22):
Uh don't? Anyway? Though, So it went great. I pegged
him beautifully. He loved it. He was throwing it back,
he was riding my ship, he was moaning, he was doing.
I was like, you are taking this motherfucking dick. So anyways,
(37:43):
so Perry poop. So it's after our live show and
my home girl hits me up and it was like,
I really like, can we still do that tonight? You
are well you already already out mind you I'm outside.
This thing is hitting me up. Because I really wasn't
respond into him because I'm like, I'm all my friends.
So I just told him I was in that Hollywood area.
(38:05):
But he was outside when I walked outside, not him
waiting for he was waiting for his dick. Okay, And
I didn't even have it on me. I'm at your house.
I don't know what we're doing. At a car, I
was like, bitch, we are going to some We are
going to some area to eat. Because the bitch was hungry,
Like you know, I had been drinking the whole live show.
It was a long day listen, so we want to
(38:27):
go get food. Tell me why the bitch that wanted
to Uh fuck, I got you drunk? No bitch, she
she said, oh, y'all already she wasn't even partying with me.
After she just said, oh, you're with him, tell me why.
She pulled up to the restaurant to make sure she
was with us. She was like, oh, yeah, we're getting
it in tonight. Like so she pulled up to the dinner,
(38:48):
ate from both of our plates, all the rest of
our food like groceries, and it was just like, so,
where are we going? Whose house? Are we going to?
So this is where we're gonna get back into the
hor dirt. I'm staying at the w He has an
apartment downtown. She lives in the Valleyites. So no, we
(39:12):
were just looking. I think everybody it's l a. Everyone
was like minutes away regardless. So somehow she convinces us
to go to her house. We go to her house.
We knew we were gonna peg. Not only were all
of her sex toys dead, she had one deal dough y'all.
(39:35):
We had to share a dick. We had to gang
bang peg nigga. We swapping out the dicks, but bro
not only that, she didn't have a harness. So it
was really the fake peg where we had to hold
it and go like this. And I'm like and I
was just like, damn bitch, why would we come to
(39:55):
your house? But I was just with him yesterday. I
know he at least has two deal dolls in his house.
We could have eat, we could have each had our
own dick. Well, and we gotta vibrate him. But the
way did y'all put one in his mouth? We made it,
I mean after, but it was in his ask with
loose No wait, another one if I wasn't gonna you
know what there was? There was no other dueling. Yeah right,
(40:17):
she didn't know what spit roasting wasn't what what is
I mean? If it's like think of a chicken turning
like one in the butte in the front. But I
told you we were both in the butt. Or I
was sucking his dick while she was sucking him, or
vice versa, or we was really just kissing him. We
was making anybody get sucked. Uh yeah, we won't got fucked.
But I was tired, damn with the pegging. Oh but
(40:40):
she can go. Wait how long is this session? So
here's the thing, right, And this is what I also do.
When I'm done, I'm done. And I'm never a party pooper.
The same way, if i'm your home girl and we
out at the club, Before we get to the club,
I'm gonna let you know, hey, sis, if you're having
a good time, I'm not gonna ruin it. When I'm
(41:01):
ready to go, I'm gonna go, and i'm gonna let
you know. That's how I am. You wanted to leave
him there, Oh no, bitch, I said, Okay, So I'm
going to go get some water. Oh, No, I grabbed
a blanket and fell asleep on the couch. All they
were still fucking in the room. I've done that so
many times. No, because when I'm done sucking, I'm like, okay,
this is a lot. We were kissing, she was riding him,
(41:23):
we were swapping out one dick. So then I'm just like, damn,
did I really even fulfill my fantasy? Because we just
gang bang Pegg the Nigga, but with one dick. And
if it was only one dick, is it really? Is
it really? Is it? Really? I think the gang bang
could be the attack, right, because technically we did. Told
you listen, I was like, hold them legs back. I
(41:44):
was being the director. So while she was in at
the DP, I ain't gon told you I was Philberg. Okay,
I was motherucking Jordan, peeling this ship. So Jordan's pegs,
let's let's go. So no, while she was mind you,
this is her first time petting, and she was so excited,
so of course I had to check in afterwards. I said,
(42:05):
how how did you feel? How was it? And she
was like, he was so comfortable. That was great, because girl,
he was at one point holding his old legs back
like and then he was moaned and I said, momvert
that feel good? Right? Oh bitch, I loved it. I was.
I was here for it. So anyways, before we wrap
(42:26):
up the show, the point of the show, well, I
wanted to get to the point of the horrible decision
for this week is sharing hose because I put them
in a group chat and when I left l A,
I said, y'all don't need to keep communicating with me
in this chat. Y'all want to see each other. Y'all
have fun. Don't know the next time I'll be out there.
Let me know how to go. And how they've been still, Um,
(42:47):
they've ye. I just spoke to my friend a couple
of days ago. She was like, yeah, girl, were just
on the phone. She was way him the other day.
If they had sex or not, I'm not sure because
some weirdo ship happened. So I don't know who else
working without there, but I don't know. It was just
like a skirt skirt nigga was pulling up. It was
just some drama And I said, well, I don't mean
to put drama. I said, you don't have to date him,
(43:08):
just suck him, like, because then he'd be hopping in
my phone now and I don't wait, wait what it
was just some drama. I don't know all the drama,
so I can't even sell the story. I'm like, because
it's the hood nigga, I'm sorking like niggas pulled up. Yeah. No,
it was some skirt skirt, but I don't know about what.
But she was just like, and I told her, I said,
you have full permission to fuck this nigga while I
(43:30):
ain't in l a. It's okay, girl doing, because then
he'd be in my fucking Snapchat sending me videos playing
with his bootle hole. And bitch, what if I'm laid
up with my nigga. That's not my nigga, Like, I
don't want my Snapchat alert going off, and now I
got a whole boodleole on my phone. What's the acronym
for my nigga? That's not like m N T m
N m N T M mountain mountain. Oh he got
(43:52):
a new name, okay, anyway, mountain So anyway, So anyway though,
now man and then my man whatever, but um no,
So I literally was like, feel free take him. And
this led me to think about how many times I've
shared my hopes, so we have to revisit that on Patreon.
(44:14):
What ho sharing? Why? Because like I feel like a
lot of people think, uh, like I'm just saying the
dialogue of sharing hose, but a lot of people will
think that like threesomes or people that just don't get
it and not sharing hopes, no threesoms and sharing right,
like sharing threeesoms swopping because I think when you have
(44:36):
a threesome, like it's a great intro because that's what
happened to you. You shared him after the threesome, right,
they vibed whatever like yeah, but no, like yeah, but
I brought her in because she had never paid before.
I'm talking about sharing. Like when I had a trick
nigga that I didn't like and I knew he was
helping me pay my rent. If I knew my homegirl
was struggling, I would be like, bitch, I got somebody
(44:58):
for you. You You might have to because little, but it's cool,
he'll pay your rent. Like I used to share my
host or niggas that I didn't really have, like full
emotional connections to Curtis Dick Big, you want to talk
to you, I used to try to I passed off.
I did not love him. I just really liked how
he sucked me. There is a difference. And I don't
know why you cannot steal not comporhend because you even
(45:20):
admit you was getting emotional over the nigga. No, I said,
I got emotional over him, bro with the Christmas gift
and that was a thank you. Bro. He got a
Christmas gift four years after nig for seven years. Then
he got a Christmas gift four years after me fucking him,
and then I don't even celebrate Christmas. K No, I
gave it to him in a Nike bag. Bro. It
was Nike shorts, Bro, and a lighter. I thought you
(45:43):
got some things because remembered. I mean I played a
little name on it, but it remembered. It's a gift gift.
But no, it was a lighter because the nigga smoke weed.
And I got a Nike shorts That is perfect. We
just fun gift. That is not I love you gift gifts.
Thank you. That's what I know, you smoke. I don't
really know how to do the whole rolling table ship
(46:04):
yet because it was like four years ago and he
wears short snickers Nike ones, which is why you got
and I put it all a Nike back. It's not
even like I wrapped it in up. I don't know
what that is. It's giving. Oh, it's giving. There's a
baby swimming in your that's what it's giving. Cut it off,
(46:28):
cut and your ship? What minute? Market we at? Okay?
See why are you trying to cut it short? I'm
ready to do y'all know. If these episodes run short,
it's because, oh wheezy mind, you pull up late, want
to leave early? That's you know, five minutes early. Oh
it was three fifty five, actually was three two, and
(46:52):
it was taking so long, and you did you nine
minutes late today? That what you did? You just kept saying, one,
I'm setting up like he was. Here's two forty five,
see what I mean? So why you wasn't set up?
You know what? You know what for this quality that
we're getting here at w F Medio, you cannot speed
(47:14):
up the process. That's right, w t F Media Studios,
come record here. We have a green screen. Now, it's dope,
it's fun, it's litch. Um. We're working on building a
third set. Um yeah yeah, um. If you guys have
not yet, um again, we are fully rebranding Official box Owner,
(47:34):
so make sure you go over to that. We we
we I've been in France on some today. We is
in Me and my team are officially rebranding official box Owners.
So going over to Official box owner dot com. It
is the lowest price on the internet. The only place
you're gonna get work Aciss depositories and Apple side of
vinegar gummies for just ten dollars. No promo code is needed.
(47:56):
That's TJ Max prices. You know you don't possibly possibly really,
but if that's the only place I can get vitamins, yeah,
before you're getting an Official box owner dot com vitamin
D or something like I just get it from a nick.
Give me that vitamin D straight from your crime. Anyways, um, no,
(48:18):
go to Official box owner dot com again. The pouches
are ten dollars. Um. I doubt we have boxes left,
but if there are any boxes left, make sure she's
probably um. But I'm super excited because, like I said,
we are working on manufacturing His in Hers sexual products
that are going to be launching this year, So super
excited for that. Also, if you're not sick of my voice, UM,
(48:42):
I am now available for your listening. Pleasure as well
every Tuesday and Friday on See the thing Is podcast,
So come over and listen to me talk about music,
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Patreon dot com, Backslash Horrible Decisions. We're gonna have our
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(49:04):
so check us out there. We do our liveship. It's
super fun. Um, we love you, and stay tuned for
five minutebout his slip. And if you're on YouTube, we
don't always add the clip, baby mad, so we don't
need you to get a fucking attitude. Baby that's you
don't bring the five minute they'd like Damn no five
(49:25):
minute bonus flip again? Maybe bad them? YouTube got must
be coming for your goddamn been. Anyway, this has been
yet another episode of hory bled. This is your so
next week, five guys, any of y'all used around wrap,
any of y'all use anything else as a condom without
having a condom. I'm just curious. We do you want
(49:47):
to talk about jail? Mandy? Actually that's everywhere everyone's head is.
It's giving to do that. It's more fun. Let's all
give our jail tips just in case you go, I
I don't want no jail to mine is go on
a full stomach because you're not gonna wanna eat that ship. Bro. Okay,
anybody else got one, Bro, We're not doing this. We're
(50:09):
not doing jail tips because I'm not going to jail. Bro.
I was defending myself. I was I was defended my
friend and me mm hmm. And what's sucked up about
it is the first thing I'm gonna say is I
paid my full tab and tip timber rolling. I'm gonna
say I paid my whole fucking bill, bitch, So I
(50:30):
don't even know why the funk I'm here, ship, damn
you hold on, watch your tone with the judge. Good point,
good one. I'm gonna watch my phone. I'm gonna go
in there be really, really nice because the judge might
try what nigga quick, I'm gonna go in with a
full belly, no liquor. I won't drink that morning, Mandy,
(50:53):
don't even go have a nice meal and have one
cocktail because you don't know how to shut the funk
up on your drunk bro. First off, I don't be
drunk off one cock tale, bitch. I does this? H Hello, Okay,
so you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna drink
green tea that morning. Green tea always like make you
calm and ship. That's what they always give you, Like
some green tea. I'm gonna take some green tea and
(51:17):
I'm gonna work. I'm making my voice higher so it's
not so ratspy and dog. The bending is crazy. If
you fucking get let's just say they like. I want
to keep you like. Y'all stop putting this into the universe.
I am the dude. If they made me cough and
spread my own pluss, the whole bitch and going to
be thrown out. And that's what it's gonna be. Everything else,
(51:37):
y'all niglace to say it. It's for the birds. And
I damn near had to get pregnant for content. And
you can't just go to jail for two days, No, bitch,
I got work to do. How I'm going to places
for research purposes. I just went to saw burlesque. I'm
about to go to Times Square and see one of
his peat shows. I am going bitch throughout the pandemic.
I was at a sex club every two week. Fuck you, bitch,
(51:59):
I'm you needs content for the motherfucker podcast. That's what
you need to go to jail for Beach. What they
didn't even make a back seeing it people there were
fifteen people they followed state When Mandy was at the
Second Club, five there was told Viagra's fucking brand. Okay,
like we didn't know what the fun was going on. Well,
(52:23):
any y'all it is now. You ain't get pregnant for us.
First of all, Beach, I'm definitely not pretting meat. Then
you can told me today though, he said, oh my god,
what the fuck is wrong with Barry? I'm over Berry shot.
Berry is in another screen. I can't even see Barry.
They go, oh, he got your mug shot up with
(52:44):
the hype. Oh never mind, he's in the corner. I
see that little. You know what, Berry, Marry, We're not
gonna do this no more. We're just not um your
honor a whole lot good tip um. You know what
the trouble in jail because I kept saying, MS the officer,
MS the officer to come over and tell me, uh,
(53:07):
you see these blue stripes on my arm, I am sergeant.
I was like, you think I said, I don't go
to jail. I don't know the difference between an officer
and a sergeant and a lieutenant. They can be called
the doctor nurse. That's what she did. You know what's
crazy is I was doing. Let me mute everybody. We
got people in here. Hold on what I thought Barry
(53:27):
was getting cough? I mute yourself. Uh, wheezy. This was
our first time. By the way, we have almost two
hundred people in the room with us for this town hall,
So thank all of you for tuning in for the
first time, hopefully not the last time. Thank you for
opening that fucking zoom pussy up zoom pussy anyway, by
(53:47):
the way, for those of you who just jumped in, UM,
I apologized like we didn't add on, and I guess
I just didn't attach. So now we're good and we
should be good from here on out. Um Oh, I
do have an update. I have to get my blood
checked before LiPo and I don't know if you guys
know about my I know you know I'm allergy days,
(54:10):
but I have a serious fear of like, um getting
an ivy, like the blue tape, the whole thing whatever.
Um I reacted so badly to trying to get my
blood taken that. I was like, yo, like it was.
It was really intense. It was bad, like I was shaking.
The guy told me to come back in a week
and get zanex, like literally come on his zan X.
(54:32):
He was like, you're bugging out. And I was getting
so scared and freaking myself out so much that I
felt like I'm not ready for it to be next Friday.
So I pushed the date a little bit. He pushed
it up. Yeah, right now, it's like end of March.
Hopefully Sex Cells Season two doesn't film around then. But
I was like bugging the funk out, bro, Like my
reaction was so crazy that, like I just I was
(54:54):
hYP prevent I couldn't even drive myself about the film
Sex Cells in a hobbit, Carol, That's what I'm saying,
And like I'm pissed because I thought I was gonna
be Yeah,
Guess what decision we're about to make a Horrible Decisions?
Did you just say these are horrors? I begged difference.
There's only one I beg to differ. It is definitely wheezy.
You were definitely the hord that you just talked about
popping the playing be bitch at the top of twhen
it's one of two, which one of you is the
(00:23):
horror of the show the whole bro? Mandy's a horrior,
You are the horhorn. If you had to guess who
would be the bro. She's not gonna tell you. You're
her boss. But it doesn't matter who tell who's the
biggest horse? Who was the biggest swing? Bro? Oh yeah, yeah,
(00:46):
I'm nastier, but you the hope. Anyways, guys, welcome to
another episode of Horrible Decisions. I am the Lord of
the Horse. My name is Mandy b a k a
k A Peg, the Stallion and baby I gotta beg
story for you for the twenties one two and go
ahead and introduced herself sad because I'm easy and I
(01:06):
just had a regular sex story. Wasn't even like, I mean,
plan B is with the where you got a new one? Yeah?
But where you had to give the guy his friends
bring up old ship bro. That was two weeks ago.
I mean, im, y'all listen to this. If I don't
have my period, I'm gonna be so mad. We're gonna
have the first week off. But are we gonna name it? You? Now?
You know she's sucking that thing right out. She ain't
(01:28):
gonna keep that baby. She don't even like the nigga
for real, for real. Let me tell you something that's
not the real. How you like him? But would you
co create? Like coke? Coke? Co create? Areate and I
wouldn't co create? Create, co create, pro create, God create.
The reason why you won't have a baby with this
motherfucker is already has four However, he's a baby baker.
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How many baby mamas? That's the true testament. It isn't three,
it's four. He got four baby mamas, four kids. Wow,
you know what? They're none of my black business at all.
I look at the pictures I talked about cute there,
because that is what I believe. They and the gods
children their heads. They're God. But I will tell you this,
(02:15):
I'm gonna be so mad if I had to get
an abortion, because I really need to get this light
of okay, And that's just it's so crazy because like
now they're like we're like getting up in age, like
all my friends like are already declaring that they're too
old for abortions, Like that's not true. Well no, no,
no, no no, no no. I'm saying we could get abortions forever,
but they just believe they should. I don't want to
(02:36):
get abortions now because I don't reach the age where
I'm too goddamn growing to be getting abortion. I'm not
gonna need to get an abortion because I'm not pregnant.
That's just the fact I'll look at you manifesting I'm
manifested a lot into my life. Manifest is a baby
in that beach. If we don't get the light story,
you know, dude, Seriously, though, I have not had a
plane being here, Like I'm not even dragging it. I've
never taken a Plan B with I think, oh Bay
(02:58):
maybe maybe once and three and a half years. Like,
I don't be sucking up like this. This is why
they just don't give a fuck. It's a problem. But
speaking of not giving a funk, he did come to
New York for a day. Um, I don't know what
kind of drug deal you have to do for a day. Anyway,
he came for a day and we had a great time.
You stayed a really nice hotel, which I enjoyed. And
(03:19):
then let me just tell you, I know ghetto. Even
though you hate this word, Jesus, I do hate the work.
Get him. Here's why I felt spoiled. We get to
the hotel after like, you know, having a nice night together,
and um he was like. I was like, damn, I'm hungry.
He was like, we get back. You can order whatever.
You won't pay me. I was like, for really, like
everything you won't But I opened the video. I was like,
(03:41):
damn this ship like forty dollars. Was like I don't
give a fun get too. I was like did you
do that? And Lucy and by yourself girls all don't way.
We talked about that one the real ship. We start
sucking before the room service comes and then you're like hello,
and it was the same rage. So they were fucking,
(04:02):
you know, super like you know they got there. They're
like the white it was bad, the white glove service.
That's what I meant to say. So he opened the
door with barely a rob on and the ladies like,
let me know if you need anything else. You guys good.
It's five in the fucking morning, Mandy, and would you
like anything else? I'm sitting there with my pussy out,
like no, we're good. So then we get back to fucking.
(04:23):
She willed the food inside shell. She definitely saw it.
She saw your plus yeah, you didn't come your pussy, bro.
I didn't know that she's gonna wheel it all the
way in. They always will. There was a small foy.
I thought that he would tell her to stop. Oh
my god, what bro? But so noch hoh ship you
she saw yo, plussy. Now all I'm getting fun to
(04:46):
be clear, When I was on the bed, it's not
I can't even see the door. There's like a turn.
So I thought he'd be like, just put it right there.
He did not, So then I'm like, because I'll be
like me, you know what I'm saying. I feel like
I would get the dick when I get back to
the l A anyway, So I'm like, should we eat?
He went to me like, bitch, should we? So we
start sucking right, and I was like, I really meant
I wanted to do missionary because I'd be riding dick
(05:08):
a lot with him, and it's like getting annoying for me.
It's like my legs, dude, I get tired. So anyway,
last what happened is everyone's gonna keep bringing this up.
That was weeks ago that he shot up the We
are tired. This is planning. I mean no, this is
technically planned. C anyway, so damn not playing cit because
(05:30):
it was after the plan B. So anyway, then we
fucking oh no, no, I wanted to do missionary, right,
so I said instead of because I'll on top, I
was like, well, I want to watch you fuck me.
That's what I said, Right, I'm good what this nick
it does. Because I thought that meant he would get
on top of me so I could look at him. No,
he throws all the fucking ship he brought for the
day off the couch, puts the mirror in front of me.
This it's his heads down so I can get on
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his dick. I want to watch you fuck me. I
am exhausted. I've had a plan b niggas, No, you'd
be crapping after that ship. I'm tired. Anyway. This is
the one thing I will say about the mirror sex
I really, really, really felt so conceited because I Loki
got off to thinking I was better looking than him
sucking me, Like, I feel like I take it really
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well and I don't like taking it. I really did.
I was looking let you go, bitch, you go. I'm
proud of you, that's what while you were sucking. Yeah,
Like he probably thought I was looking at him, but
I wasn't. I was in a mirror life by money
was spit. It's giving, ain't no baby in it, but
it was funny. Really keep manifesting that, and I'm really
(06:35):
hoping that I manifesting ain't no baby and the mother.
I mean, but you took the plan. But here's the
only it should because like all night right, like I
don't know. He told me that he had some kind
of uh some like whatever like poppers, not a gas
station phill, but it was like some kind of drink, right,
and he was like the pain horse power is that
the one camera guys came ship That's the only one
(06:57):
that I know that you drink. You drink? That was it.
It came in a little plastic like shot cup. What
what does it? What does the pink corse? That was it?
But it was a drenk. I'm gonna tell you what
I think it was, because he was hanging with rappers
that day and he was like, I got this with
my niggas and I was like, maybe, okay, maybe, So
what does that mean for us? And he was like,
what it means for your pussies? We ain't gonna stop.
(07:19):
Then Nicka gave me night. Didn't look like this, Oh see, No,
that you would have known. Oh was it just black?
Was it black? I just it was like a clear
cup with a top on it. Yeah. So so there's
this thing that niggas get from the juice bar. That
was it? Yes, the ship for the juice bar, the
black the juice. Okay, so there's a juice. So I
don't know what the drink is called. But in New
York when I used to seven, he's like, drink it.
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But it's like this healthy, rudy fucking drink spirit but
it like no, like gets you drunk though kind of,
but it's healthy and it like makes niggas dicks rock hard,
and like Nigga's be drinking that ship like well, I
barely got to sleep. I was fucking exhausted. I had
to of course, it could be healthy out here in
New York. I was tired, so then I thought we
(08:05):
were gonna get to go to sleep, and then he
was like, you do want to go to sleep, baby? Yes,
I do, nig because I had Now I'm sheets over me.
I literally put his boxers on to keep my pussy safe.
Then suddenly I wake up boom, feel a little bit dick,
and I was like, oh God, please please, I'm coming quick, please,
And the only thing that is good about that ship
he came so much like but really quickly, like if
(08:26):
I sucked his dick. It was like super quick and
he even noticed it, and I guess it was the
juice ship. So that kind of helped because I was
able to, like, you know, when you have to get
up to Pete, that was like my job for the night.
I'd have to suck some dick until he came. And
then I was like, well, I get to go back
to sleep for another ninety minutes. But it was what
you sleep between routes. I was tired, Manny, but he
couldn't keeping stop sucking. So did you feel it that
(08:48):
I ain't gonna hold you? I am fucking no, bro, No,
what's crazy? Is I? Just had sex, and I've been
like using a lot of like toys during sex. And
I was like, can we just have a great giler sex?
He was like, oh, you want to bring the vanilla
ice cream? Like make it funs like make it seems
like I'm being hell of vanilla because I don't want
to use toys. But I'm like, bro, we use Kings dildo,
(09:10):
we use another dial dough and always used because it's huge.
Just sound like I feel like Kings there be getting used.
I don't like I didn't use king to fuck some bitches.
I'll put a condom on it, of course, but but
you go wrong, nice, you're done, you finish here anyway. Anyways,
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I say that to say, first off, I don't be
going to sleep, and I was like, well, like I
want dick so much, that's why the toys are being implemented.
Because He's like, sometimes I feel like we might need
to add a body to these toys because you want
so much. That's gonna be I'd be tired, and I'd
be like, I mean, I do want some more dick,
but right now I'm also cool with like just the
(09:52):
toys to see I come a lot during sex, like
I come easy quick and eyes be water, and I'll
be taking all this. That's why I can take. I'm
trying to take all these herbs to come up with
my own little product. So bitch, i'd be like, and bitch,
we beyond shrooms. I have the Galaxy lights going, I'd
be fucking fucking I'll just be fucking. Oh, the Galaxy
lights do it all we've been having. Hey, I need
(10:15):
you next time you'll say Regions at the four Seasons
whatever motherfucker hotel. You need to just start carrying Galaxy
lights with you, ladies, if you're listening, fellas, plugging that
god damned Galaxy light. Bro, it makes sex so much better.
Like brow God, I looked up at the ceiling and saw,
like the Simpsons one time, the Galaxy lights are the
guy I don't want to see the Simpsons. Know, well,
maybe that was the shrooms, but it like makes you
(10:38):
come harder. So the Galaxy light, I mean I've had
sex on shrooms, yeah, but I'm talking about sex with
Galaxy lights. So the Galaxy lights, I mean, keep the shroom,
sou do you want to go out of space? Typing
Amazon dot com literally Galaxy on just Galaxy Lights. That's
it just Galaxy Lights, No, because I don't even know
the brand. And I have actually three different guys, just
(11:00):
like the rod Bit you go to Ali Baba, Rose,
I have the al I got the Almazon Galaxy Lights.
You got to Ali Baba. And you know why my ship.
You know why I know my Galaxy likes aint Ali
Baba because they came the next day. You waited Alibaba
thirteen days for your roles, didn't you that? My mama's
curiously if you know what it has expected day January
(11:21):
to February nine. God damn, that's that's that ship coming
from China. All right, mad oh speaking to China nig
I'm back on watching Naughty Defiance if anybody would like
to do a fucking Patreon cinema with me. They got
this Chinese nigga sucking this big white girl. She's like
maybe three fifty, right, and he's like always like talking
(11:43):
about how he worships her body. But then his friends
is like, what you're gonna when you get there with
their big beach And then you know Chinese people, they
like super healthy with the herbs and ship like he
was going to a nutritionist. They were like no, no
go back with all this ship and he sho'd be
dressing up in like the anime stuff. Bro it's weird.
Then they got a little person from Russia who's look
(12:03):
at you being so pecuh, dowarf is allowed, dwarf is allowed.
It just feels what I mean, m yeah, fidget a word.
But okay, let's call him a dwarf, which to me
is no different than calling him motherfucker a smurf. That's like,
why are you calling someone a brow? That? What dowarfs
(12:27):
sound like? It's from sucking the Disney channel? That to
me sounds more like a disc than the idget word. Like, no, okay,
y'all both, I'm serious. Does dwarf don't make you think
of fucking sleeping beauty and shitty? Edit this out? Why
this is my thought process? Understandably because dorf are not
(12:48):
that shared with the other two voice. Honestly, I knew
I shouldn't have brought it up. Why did you bring
it up? Because they go, you know, that's a sensitive
topic here because technically I'm only two inches away. I
got about it. Do you want to have a little
person on the shell though? Yeah, but we almost did,
and it was late, and I'm gonna tell you right now,
and you can be a little person in a bitch.
At the same time, she was a big She would
(13:11):
get her makeup done like nigga, this is our show.
We adn't even got our makeup done. Were you wet?
I'm just mad. The manager called, like, um, so she's
still at the hotel. Oh, we was like, well, canceled,
we won't be recording with her today. I was so
fucking man, wait, wait, so what happened? Then? Fiance with
the dwarf. Oh, he gets his mother's sucking, asked to
(13:33):
Istumbul to meet her because she's from Russia. So they
meet up in Istumbul. It's Sumbul's Turkey. Yeah, but they
just decided to meet up there. You know, I was
gonna let y'all know I knew some geography. Man. Many
sounded like me like I just got back from Paris,
so anyway, and ecuse saying what? So he just said
tem basically saying he didn't realize you're gonna be that small,
but you know I was three feet like you've got
(13:56):
some goddamn nerve to bring your ass over here, and saying, well,
I know he's gonna be that little. I mean not
gonna hold you. I can't really tell you what three
ft look like like if you just tell me you
a little personal because she's in a wheelchair, that's how
small she is. Wait forever, I mean it. I think
the weight, like sometimes some little people like the weight
of their body. It's like a lot for their legs
to support. I ain't gonna hold you. I was watching
(14:18):
some show and I don't oh bitch the Circle and
they had a little person. Oh yeah, but her pictures
she looked like a regular sized person, so maybe that's
what happened. No, no, no, no, no, no, it wasn't
like and by the way, this girl does too, like
you can't the Indian girl from the Circle? You know
what I'm talking about. Yes, but also and this girl
(14:38):
is super hot. Before then, I did not even front
and she's really pretty. She would you have titties? Would
I was thinking about it when I was watching show.
I was like, what do I have sex with a
little person? Is there pussy like a little too or
is it like think have a little person on the show.
I'm not gonna ask the little person if they pussy
the same size as mine. I would probably, yeah, we
can do that. Were we gonna haven't want to ask
(15:00):
about their weather. We have someone coming on tomorrow who
lost their arm. Mandy, Oh, a lesbian who's got like
a bionic arm. With the bionic arm, that's what I
want to hold you. I love him. Robot, the robot.
I don't know she's whatever, but I wrote her back
(15:20):
and I was like, hey, just to let you know,
I do want to talk about the arm. She was like,
oh got you Like, yeah, oh okay, I didn't do
anything because that's the right, Like what did you talk?
He said that there and then that we should But
(15:41):
she's like, I think she is like a sex educated too.
Like she's like, she was like excited. That's so let's
get into I didn't want to add no, you said,
you don't think I like this nig You don't. But
there's a thing that's letting me think that I am.
And I wonder if anybody else goes through this, Maybe
not Mandy because she doesn't have feelings out. I have
(16:02):
been at this moment a plenty of times with niggas.
But what's happening to me is I find myself wanting
to know what he ate for the day, how he slept,
what he's doing. And this is the worst part to
get to when you're getting good sex. I hate this
phase of good Dick. I want this to go away.
I had to literally throw my phone the other day.
(16:23):
If he hard eyes a story from me, I'm like
all over the ship. And now I don't know what
to do, and I feel like I have to fund
someone else just so that I won't be attached to
this dick, because the other day I was like, how
are the kids? I don't care, I mean, how are
the kids? But now I'm asking because suddenly I need
to know the dick is that now I care about them?
(16:44):
For goddamn kids. Damn, do you know how bad this
isn't being really bad? It could be worse. No, I can't.
I mean it could be. I had a crush on
the nigga with nine kids at one time. That was crazy.
I saw much the nigga that I sucked me his
baby mama, he had nine kids. Damn, you know that
(17:05):
dick was good If you're fucking get nine kids and
then be like, sure, if I one of your baby
mamas into the bed with us, and I how many
baby longs? He got seven, so uh, it's nine kids.
One of the baby Mama's got four. I think it's
like I think he got five baby Mama's nine kids.
Let me tell you tell you a text message I got.
This is a good dick text message. My long girl
(17:27):
sent me this text message at three am. I can
never not have this dick. Weezy, this nigga fox me.
Oh my god. So square was so nasty. He had
to run to get water. And after we had sex,
he said he's smelled like pussy and laughed in a
way they made me want to give him more. I
can't believe I let him come to me. Put me back, Wheezy, Seriously,
I need you to just slap me. I'm strong, It's
so bad. Please help me. Do you know how good
(17:50):
you gotta get to send that text message to your
on girls? Why are you in bed with a nigga?
That's the type of dick I'm scared of. I would
be too, and the one I wanted at the same time. Anyways,
let's instead of vanilla ship for this week, UM this one.
I want to know what you would do, especially since
(18:11):
we were talking about abortiontions. Um a woman. If you
guys don't remember. I just got back from Paris. Web
but a woman gives up her baby and sues her
donor for two point eight million dollars after alleging that
he lied about his ethnicity, his educational background, and relationship status.
(18:33):
Let's get into it, guys. So Newsweek reports to the
thirty year old woman from Tokyo made a shocking decision
about her child due to allegations she made about her
sperm donor. In a lawsuit that is the first for Japan,
the woman is suing her sperm donor for two point
eight million dollars because she says that he lied to
her about his marital status, ethnicity, and educational background, which
(18:57):
calls her to give the baby up upon allegedly discovering
the information. Apparently, the unidentified woman and her husband wanted
a second child and opted to use the sperm donor
after discovering that the husband had an hereditary condition. The
woman then found a donor in his twenties through social
media who boasted about graduating from one of the top
(19:19):
universities in Japan, claiming he was Japanese and that he
was single. But like, what if you gave the baby?
Because the buck and daddy just had a dep g D.
Like that's kind of wild, I mean, but to me
so no, when even when I was looking when a
bitch was broke, I was trying to sell these eggs. Honey,
you had to be a certain height, a certain weight,
and you also, like they asked if you smoked, if
(19:40):
you drink liquor, and they very much care about your
educational like because it has something to do with maybe
genetic dude. One of the things that I had to
study for my job, um, was an audible podcast called
Donor sevente or some ship with a guy that had
fifty one children, and he lied about the educational background
and things that he's been through whatever, and like all
(20:01):
these kids started to connect the dots that some of
them all had schizophrenia, like bros crazy, I believe. But
that's what I'm saying. The only thing I do think, Um,
educational background. I don't really know. Marital status, I don't know,
but let's say I was a lesbian, okay, and my
partner and I'm just thinking of the L word here.
Um on the L Word first season, white woman and
(20:22):
a black woman having a baby. Um, the white woman
was going to carry the baby. Her wife wanted a
black sperm donor. Now, if I thought we were gonna
have a baby that could look like us, and we
got this white baby that came out because you lied
about your ethnicity, I'm gonna be mad. Well, but it's
the well. I'm not gonna say what. I'm just not
(20:46):
gonna do. I'm not gonna say it. I didn't say it,
you said it. I don't like I didn't say it
because if I know, because no black and white to
me is different. But for example, if I'm Dominican and
then you give me a Colombian baby, I'll be like,
we're gonna look there, No Dominicans are darker. I guess
the darker, right you stock Look, That's why I just
(21:09):
let you get done this. When I went to I
was like, these Colombia niggas got dread. Take it back.
I went to and I went to Paris Um. The
woman and the unnamed donor did reportedly have sexual intercourse
ten times so that she couldn't conceive, so they weren't
(21:31):
sucking so bit What did he look like? Japanese? Apparently not?
She said that's what she found out. The donors true
ethnicity was actually Chinese. He was married and did not
graduate from Kyoto University. Is God damn it, how y'all
know you've never been Kyoto? Kyoto, Kyoto? Actually Kyoto is
(21:57):
where like I saw all the damn hands Okay Kyoto. Unfortunately,
by the time she found this out, it was too
late for her to get an abortion abortion. But after
she gave birth, she decided to give the baby up
um where it now remains in Tokyo childcare facility. Damn
is that not crazy? She said, Baby, I ain't gonna
hand no Chinese baby with no not education if I
(22:20):
can hold a baby for nine months and then give
it up. But I guess the whole right, But you
only baby before you had to stop. If I'm pregnant,
I'm not gonna go on this podcast until you're gonna
share your abortion story. You gotta. I want to know
what if abortions are different than when we were teenagers.
You gotta let me know the upgrading technology. That's a fit. No, seriously,
(22:48):
abortion has got to be different now than when I
was sixteen. Bro. No, no, yes, okay, I'm gonna till
y'all're talking about it today, right, because this is how
nerve wracked. I was about the fucking plan B again.
I haven't taken it in so long. I was talking
about my whole girl shouting. I'm like, bitch, I better
not have to have an abortion bit. And then he's laughing.
He's like, oh straight, Texas so weird. And we were
(23:10):
in a group chat all about this and he was
so I was like, Yo, maybe I'll just take the
pill thing. Okay, here's my problem with the peel. It's
like you're having an abortion into the toilet. It's a miscarriage.
But if I catch it early, maybe it'll just be
like a heavy Are you literally gonna catch it? If
(23:31):
you go just take the pip? I feel like God
is gonna strike me down. I could be like they're
talking about she's been trying to be funny, like we're
gonna make pep dog. I'm scared about what. You know,
what's funny? You should have been scared when you I
didn't even tell Rihanda. Rianda and I hung out for
three hours yesterday. We got our nails and a ship like,
this's just like what she been up to. I was like,
(23:51):
I can't tell this music. I was like nothing, I
say nothing we talked about we talked about the dog,
we talked about trap well, I said nothing. I could
not for a moment look this bitch in the face.
Brianna's pro choice, like she's not like you know that
that bible of a thumper whatever. But I just I'm
so ashamed. I'm too old for this ship you are.
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I think it's the whole. It's what's getting your thirties ladies.
Abortion has gotta be last resort. First resort should be condoms.
But you know, I get it you didn't have one.
I don't know. I just I should I should have
been prepared. You should you should have like I cared
about it, though, what's the caring him in my purse?
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Which I'll be so prepared. I also bring loo. It
was at my house. The only thing I don't come
prepare with is like if it's like a kinky, kicky,
motherfucking night. But I ain't gonna hold you baby. Were
pulled them up to the sex shot. If I'm not
fully prepared, that's what That's what. That's what just happened.
I'll tell you all about your thing. There's no about
Davis in l a bro h Hollywood husper by the way,
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because that's where I went late and I Hollywood Hustler
is open. It's on Holly Hollywood some one of them things. No,
I have a Hustler store about you. But at that
point is Hustler be open, So you're not gonna see
here make them excuses. When I decided to go to
l A and I was gonna be a prepared asshole,
I got the lou scrap. I didn't even I didn't
know where this was going. I thought I was just
(25:20):
gonna suck this herd ass nick again. But then I
wasn't sure because we're going out there you and I
was like, I'm gonna get him because we're not gonna again.
There's no way, but we did. Here. You are in
front of the mirror, right got trying to be funny.
He's like you thought them four Baby Mama was funny
except for Mambo number five rap rap Bro not you
being Summer Walker. Oh that's his fifth baby. She's the
(25:43):
fourth baby Mama. She made a whole song about being
the fourth baby Mama. Okay, well, I ain't gonna be
no Summer Walker baby Mama, Beach. I'm gonna it's gonna
be the different because you know you're gonna give the
baby food. That's what's gonna make you different. She's nuts
and I actually like her, literally like she washing her
baby nuts. That was it's nuts and honey and ship like.
(26:03):
And remember I mean, and don't get me wrong, I
don't want to judge how people take care of their kids.
But when I was reading some of the comments about
like sugar intake and how you can fuck babies up,
I was like, damn, girl, you put there's internet all
of it. Um be a how we tap on your
group chain when I say problematic things, I stayed in
the group chat or you say it on this pot
(26:24):
because you said all lot of problem about it, sheep, baby,
And I just let you. I just let you so,
I just let you talk. I love it. I let
you get it off because baby maybe coming to me
like I'll be saying something. That's why I just said,
I don't know like where my life or these jobs
will take me. But I tell you right now, if
I get called out, I'm gonna be like, first of all,
it's freedom of speech. I'm getting full Republican on these niggas.
(26:48):
Don't you just tell me? On a talk podcast the
podcast be crazy, like I could be saying wild Ship.
If Andrew Schultz hasn't been canceled, then I'll be okay. Yeah,
to be fair though a white man. No, no no, no.
We had a conversation about this yesterday. He literally said
to me, I can't get canceled because that's my brand.
He's like, but you could because you could because you're
(27:10):
a feminist. Everything everything gets jokes in world. Well, you
know what I decided. And I told Wolf this before
because I was telling my mom. My. Mom said, you know,
I really love everything you're doing, but I just can't
listen because you you do a lot, and I just
can't listen. I don't want to hear the things that
you do. I can't believe you, I said, Mom. I said,
(27:34):
we're come medians, and so that's all you gotta say,
fall on the on the sword that we comedians, because
that's all comedians do. Would say, bitch, I'm a comedian,
so I can say what I want to say. It's joke.
It's that time. I don't really mean this, it's just
last it's just it's jokes. It's sad shire. It's my
(27:58):
job is sad time. It is so the Horde derv
for this week. Actually, I want to implore all of
you bitches with sex toys to charge them, because that's literally,
(28:21):
that's literally for the week because guess what, Because guess what.
When I get into this story about how I gang
bang pegged the nigga my home girl, none of her
toys were charged and we just started. None of them,
not one, and she had about twenty. Not one was charged,
not one on your home girl had a whole lot
of toys, which all my friends be like horse, I mean,
(28:45):
I don't call them that they are liberated women. I've
only used one sex toy in the in the room,
in the bedroom in my life, and that's the Rose.
Now with the Rose, it has like the stupid as
fucking magnetic chargers ship so so does hold On. It's
like the Apple watched. It's also it's the Alibaba version had.
It's also like the Womanizer charger, which is why my
womanizer has not been charged. Why you can't do usc,
(29:07):
said the league. Please give me an Android charger for
my motherfucker uses the same charger as my vibrator. And
this is just so why can't be something first? It's
just so convenient. Oh yeah, I don't use vibrators often,
but when I do, got a charger. Well let's get
into the team. Let's stop making the three prongs. Let
(29:28):
me tell you all how this motherfucker's story went down. Okay,
so I'm out of town. This is when I still
am maybe single or whatever. So I was like that,
I'm going to l a the nigga. If you said
this is when I was single. Uh huh, I am
still But when I was single, single single like a
(29:50):
dollar bill, like a like a motherfucking dollar bill. Yeah,
normally they come down. How don't you plan this with
the guy before? So mind you. I thought I was blocked,
but out of nowhere, we just started talking again on Snapchat.
Why would you blocked you? Because we're blocking each other
whenever we get into an argument, it's just like, well, nigga,
I don't need you in my life. So I still
(30:13):
have him blocked. But I guess he unblocked me. But no,
didn't notice I blocked him. Just because you're telling this
person is blocked. I thought I knew who it was. No,
it's the person. So I ended up pegging the nigga
that if you guys go back to the wildest sex
story of my life when I went to the sex
club and pegged Nigga that night. It's that guy the
(30:33):
Big Shower eight people. Yes. Yes, So I was like, well,
I have already packed him. My partner that I was
with for the last year and a half did not
let me peg. It's not like I pegged in the
sex club. So I had an itch that needed to
be scraped. So we was motherfucking on Snapchat or whatever,
and I was like, well, I'm coming out of l
A for my live show, you know, a bitch on
(30:54):
tour or whatever. I was really making it seem like
I'm doing that ship. So anyway though, so we was
talking on Snapchat, so we were already like setting it up.
We were setting it up. Why do you keep saying, Snapchat?
Is that the basketball player thing? Like what he is
an athlete thing? To sue snap, I mean, is it's
(31:16):
not an athlete thing? Actually, And I'm telling you guys
all the T signal is that girl now. But that's
also where the drug dealers are. See where the drug dealers,
rappers and athletes lives. Okay, I'm not saying I talked
to Lamb on there, but I heard it sound. I
was like, what is that? It's signal? So signal is
really that girl? Because actually it also changes your number
(31:38):
encryption and there's nothing that's saved. So after like a
couple of weeks or months, your whole infrastructure gets changed
and they can't save anything anyway, though, So we were
talking on snapchat. So I go to l A and
I was out there for like a week, you know,
because I was recording. Uh see, the thing is out there,
and so we were texting it. He knew I was there,
(32:00):
and then I just had this brilliant idea. I said,
you want to get gang bang? Like, can me and
my friends peg you? So bitch, I just started hitting
up all my friends in l A, like you want
a pegg and niggle with me? You want a pegg
and niggle with me? He's ready, he wants to take
to peg. You said, what you want a peg a
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nigga with me? Huh? Anyway? Do what? What? What? But
this is me? This is me. There's no surprise when
it's coming from me. So that was like, really he
wants that? What he looked like? So I send a
little picture and I had to tell him I screenshot
in the picture that he said on snapchat because he
just looks so freaking good. So I send that picture
to my friends and did he care what your friends
(32:43):
look like? So I put them in the group chat? No? No,
But did he have a he wanted? Well, there were
pictures that were sent of a few bitches because I
was just like, because if you're bant over, but he no, no, no,
he was willing to take whoever wanted to come. And
I was really trying to make it a whole whole thing, right.
So anyways, the night that we were supposed to do it,
(33:05):
something came up with the one girl, so she was like, girl,
I can't make it. So I was just like, didn't
you say one of them had kids? And then well no, no, no, no,
Like so I got three that was down to do it.
One couldn't do it because there was a mutual friend
and like with the mix, she was like, no, I
can't do it, bro, I know I know one of
(33:25):
his friends. We can't do it. Like, no, I'm not
gonna go in there and do that. The other girl
was like, yeah, I'll do it, and then the other
girl was like, if I can get away from home,
I'll do it because she also has kids and was babysitting,
so I was like, okay, So anyways, the first night,
nobody could join, and I was like, man, I got
my fucking live show tomorrow. I know I'm probably not
gonna want to suck you after the live show. So
(33:46):
because Mitch, I'll be tired, and I knew all of
my friends I was gonna be with because I don't
never go to l a I party. I told you,
I went to like three places that I didn't get
that night. I was tired, Well so did I. We're
gonna get there. So anyways, No, I sucked him the
night before the live show. Okay, we went to a hustler.
I let him pick out a fucking dildo. I said,
(34:08):
who pick one out? This could be your size. I
had to get a harness because I clearly didn't bring
a harness with me because I wasn't really prepared all
the way. But also he shy when he went into hustler. No,
because we went to the sex storey together here in
New York, so we was like, this isn't my first
he went in together. I let him pick a toy
and then I was mad that I let him picked
(34:28):
it because he made me a little dig bitch and
I wanted to have a big old dick, but he
picked a little schmidy man. You're making me a little
little as dick bitch. But okay, what vers go for?
So let me tell you real quick. We ended up
spending she said, we well because I kept the harness
and I kept the loop like and I kept the wash.
(34:50):
He kept everything that went inside it. No, I kept.
I bought my own harness like I was gonna feel
bad if I pegged the nigga with a harness that
another nigg which is why he kept the toys like.
He kept the toys that went inside of him, and
I kept the wash, the lube, and the harness. It
if I went to a guy's house that didn't tell
(35:10):
me he was into pagan and I found those, and
it's very obvious because you'll see that the deldo at
the end of it, I'd feel like, is it that
you feel like I wouldn't be a big dick enough bitch?
Like what is let's even talk about it? Because when
I got to his house, he already had a dildo
there that was bigger than the one we bought, I said,
so nigga. I ended up actually sucking him with two
(35:31):
different dicks that night. So I opened him up because
I was like, well, let's just let me make sure
I'm still interested in you. Did you open the box
or open him? I opened him up a whole while?
And how is that actually? Hold on? I have a
video of it too, of him writing my dick. So
I was sitting like this. I was sitting like this,
(35:52):
and he was bossing up and down on my dick.
Um does he hold his dick? Because I'd be watching
my friends video is when they dudes. But you you're
not gonna be able to see it because I was
behind him. Um, let me see if I can. At
least I am. I'm still gonna play the sound for
you because I don't never really get to do this.
This is a fair warning. Friend. Well, I'm gonna show
(36:14):
it to I mean, if she wants to see it,
or do you want to see it? What fun I want?
I don't. Okay, look kind of tight. I don't know
why I don't be playing You got nice? Your stories
might be full? Oh well this one plays. Look I
just got lazy. That kind of looks hard. Oh it's
(36:39):
a small dick. Yeah, that was a small one. Look
taking it. I was showing that dick all of taking
a dick that Sam. I don't know why this one
doesn't play anymore, because look, damn, can I re save
it and maybe it'll text it to yourself? I'm tex now,
I ain't gonna hold you anyways, anyways, that I'm sure,
what do you? So? Anyway? In process? Now listen, listen, listen.
(37:02):
So this video cannot be downloaded from out cloud. Please
review your out class settings. You want to change your password.
But I recorded on my phone. Why is everything accept
my pegging video playing? Anyway? Did she really even peg?
I did? And here's the why did dick with light skin? That?
(37:22):
Uh don't? Anyway? Though, So it went great. I pegged
him beautifully. He loved it. He was throwing it back,
he was riding my ship, he was moaning, he was doing.
I was like, you are taking this motherfucking dick. So anyways,
(37:43):
so Perry poop. So it's after our live show and
my home girl hits me up and it was like,
I really like, can we still do that tonight? You
are well you already already out mind you I'm outside.
This thing is hitting me up. Because I really wasn't
respond into him because I'm like, I'm all my friends.
So I just told him I was in that Hollywood area.
(38:05):
But he was outside when I walked outside, not him
waiting for he was waiting for his dick. Okay, And
I didn't even have it on me. I'm at your house.
I don't know what we're doing. At a car, I
was like, bitch, we are going to some We are
going to some area to eat. Because the bitch was hungry,
Like you know, I had been drinking the whole live show.
It was a long day listen, so we want to
(38:27):
go get food. Tell me why the bitch that wanted
to Uh fuck, I got you drunk? No bitch, she
she said, oh, y'all already she wasn't even partying with me.
After she just said, oh, you're with him, tell me why.
She pulled up to the restaurant to make sure she
was with us. She was like, oh, yeah, we're getting
it in tonight. Like so she pulled up to the dinner,
(38:48):
ate from both of our plates, all the rest of
our food like groceries, and it was just like, so,
where are we going? Whose house? Are we going to?
So this is where we're gonna get back into the
hor dirt. I'm staying at the w He has an
apartment downtown. She lives in the Valleyites. So no, we
(39:12):
were just looking. I think everybody it's l a. Everyone
was like minutes away regardless. So somehow she convinces us
to go to her house. We go to her house.
We knew we were gonna peg. Not only were all
of her sex toys dead, she had one deal dough y'all.
(39:35):
We had to share a dick. We had to gang
bang peg nigga. We swapping out the dicks, but bro
not only that, she didn't have a harness. So it
was really the fake peg where we had to hold
it and go like this. And I'm like and I
was just like, damn bitch, why would we come to
(39:55):
your house? But I was just with him yesterday. I
know he at least has two deal dolls in his house.
We could have eat, we could have each had our
own dick. Well, and we gotta vibrate him. But the
way did y'all put one in his mouth? We made it,
I mean after, but it was in his ask with
loose No wait, another one if I wasn't gonna you
know what there was? There was no other dueling. Yeah right,
(40:17):
she didn't know what spit roasting wasn't what what is
I mean? If it's like think of a chicken turning
like one in the butte in the front. But I
told you we were both in the butt. Or I
was sucking his dick while she was sucking him, or
vice versa, or we was really just kissing him. We
was making anybody get sucked. Uh yeah, we won't got fucked.
But I was tired, damn with the pegging. Oh but
(40:40):
she can go. Wait how long is this session? So
here's the thing, right, And this is what I also do.
When I'm done, I'm done. And I'm never a party pooper.
The same way, if i'm your home girl and we
out at the club, Before we get to the club,
I'm gonna let you know, hey, sis, if you're having
a good time, I'm not gonna ruin it. When I'm
(41:01):
ready to go, I'm gonna go, and i'm gonna let
you know. That's how I am. You wanted to leave
him there, Oh no, bitch, I said, Okay, So I'm
going to go get some water. Oh, No, I grabbed
a blanket and fell asleep on the couch. All they
were still fucking in the room. I've done that so
many times. No, because when I'm done sucking, I'm like, okay,
this is a lot. We were kissing, she was riding him,
(41:23):
we were swapping out one dick. So then I'm just like, damn,
did I really even fulfill my fantasy? Because we just
gang bang Pegg the Nigga, but with one dick. And
if it was only one dick, is it really? Is
it really? Is it? Really? I think the gang bang
could be the attack, right, because technically we did. Told
you listen, I was like, hold them legs back. I
(41:44):
was being the director. So while she was in at
the DP, I ain't gon told you I was Philberg. Okay,
I was motherucking Jordan, peeling this ship. So Jordan's pegs,
let's let's go. So no, while she was mind you,
this is her first time petting, and she was so excited,
so of course I had to check in afterwards. I said,
(42:05):
how how did you feel? How was it? And she
was like, he was so comfortable. That was great, because girl,
he was at one point holding his old legs back
like and then he was moaned and I said, momvert
that feel good? Right? Oh bitch, I loved it. I was.
I was here for it. So anyways, before we wrap
(42:26):
up the show, the point of the show, well, I
wanted to get to the point of the horrible decision
for this week is sharing hose because I put them
in a group chat and when I left l A,
I said, y'all don't need to keep communicating with me
in this chat. Y'all want to see each other. Y'all
have fun. Don't know the next time I'll be out there.
Let me know how to go. And how they've been still, Um,
(42:47):
they've ye. I just spoke to my friend a couple
of days ago. She was like, yeah, girl, were just
on the phone. She was way him the other day.
If they had sex or not, I'm not sure because
some weirdo ship happened. So I don't know who else
working without there, but I don't know. It was just
like a skirt skirt nigga was pulling up. It was
just some drama And I said, well, I don't mean
to put drama. I said, you don't have to date him,
(43:08):
just suck him, like, because then he'd be hopping in
my phone now and I don't wait, wait what it
was just some drama. I don't know all the drama,
so I can't even sell the story. I'm like, because
it's the hood nigga, I'm sorking like niggas pulled up. Yeah. No,
it was some skirt skirt, but I don't know about what.
But she was just like, and I told her, I said,
you have full permission to fuck this nigga while I
(43:30):
ain't in l a. It's okay, girl doing, because then
he'd be in my fucking Snapchat sending me videos playing
with his bootle hole. And bitch, what if I'm laid
up with my nigga. That's not my nigga, Like, I
don't want my Snapchat alert going off, and now I
got a whole boodleole on my phone. What's the acronym
for my nigga? That's not like m N T m
N m N T M mountain mountain. Oh he got
(43:52):
a new name, okay, anyway, mountain So anyway, So anyway though,
now man and then my man whatever, but um no,
So I literally was like, feel free take him. And
this led me to think about how many times I've
shared my hopes, so we have to revisit that on Patreon.
(44:14):
What ho sharing? Why? Because like I feel like a
lot of people think, uh, like I'm just saying the
dialogue of sharing hose, but a lot of people will
think that like threesomes or people that just don't get
it and not sharing hopes, no threesoms and sharing right,
like sharing threeesoms swopping because I think when you have
(44:36):
a threesome, like it's a great intro because that's what
happened to you. You shared him after the threesome, right,
they vibed whatever like yeah, but no, like yeah, but
I brought her in because she had never paid before.
I'm talking about sharing. Like when I had a trick
nigga that I didn't like and I knew he was
helping me pay my rent. If I knew my homegirl
was struggling, I would be like, bitch, I got somebody
(44:58):
for you. You You might have to because little, but it's cool,
he'll pay your rent. Like I used to share my
host or niggas that I didn't really have, like full
emotional connections to Curtis Dick Big, you want to talk
to you, I used to try to I passed off.
I did not love him. I just really liked how
he sucked me. There is a difference. And I don't
know why you cannot steal not comporhend because you even
(45:20):
admit you was getting emotional over the nigga. No, I said,
I got emotional over him, bro with the Christmas gift
and that was a thank you. Bro. He got a
Christmas gift four years after nig for seven years. Then
he got a Christmas gift four years after me fucking him,
and then I don't even celebrate Christmas. K No, I
gave it to him in a Nike bag. Bro. It
was Nike shorts, Bro, and a lighter. I thought you
(45:43):
got some things because remembered. I mean I played a
little name on it, but it remembered. It's a gift gift.
But no, it was a lighter because the nigga smoke weed.
And I got a Nike shorts That is perfect. We
just fun gift. That is not I love you gift gifts.
Thank you. That's what I know, you smoke. I don't
really know how to do the whole rolling table ship
(46:04):
yet because it was like four years ago and he
wears short snickers Nike ones, which is why you got
and I put it all a Nike back. It's not
even like I wrapped it in up. I don't know
what that is. It's giving. Oh, it's giving. There's a
baby swimming in your that's what it's giving. Cut it off,
(46:28):
cut and your ship? What minute? Market we at? Okay?
See why are you trying to cut it short? I'm
ready to do y'all know. If these episodes run short,
it's because, oh wheezy mind, you pull up late, want
to leave early? That's you know, five minutes early. Oh
it was three fifty five, actually was three two, and
(46:52):
it was taking so long, and you did you nine
minutes late today? That what you did? You just kept saying, one,
I'm setting up like he was. Here's two forty five,
see what I mean? So why you wasn't set up?
You know what? You know what for this quality that
we're getting here at w F Medio, you cannot speed
(47:14):
up the process. That's right, w t F Media Studios,
come record here. We have a green screen. Now, it's dope,
it's fun, it's litch. Um. We're working on building a
third set. Um yeah yeah, um. If you guys have
not yet, um again, we are fully rebranding Official box Owner,
(47:34):
so make sure you go over to that. We we
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So going over to Official box owner dot com. It
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(47:56):
That's TJ Max prices. You know you don't possibly possibly really,
but if that's the only place I can get vitamins, yeah,
before you're getting an Official box owner dot com vitamin
D or something like I just get it from a nick.
Give me that vitamin D straight from your crime. Anyways, um, no,
(48:18):
go to Official box owner dot com again. The pouches
are ten dollars. Um. I doubt we have boxes left,
but if there are any boxes left, make sure she's
probably um. But I'm super excited because, like I said,
we are working on manufacturing His in Hers sexual products
that are going to be launching this year, So super
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(48:42):
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(49:04):
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don't bring the five minute they'd like Damn no five
(49:25):
minute bonus flip again? Maybe bad them? YouTube got must
be coming for your goddamn been. Anyway, this has been
yet another episode of hory bled. This is your so
next week, five guys, any of y'all used around wrap,
any of y'all use anything else as a condom without
having a condom. I'm just curious. We do you want
(49:47):
to talk about jail? Mandy? Actually that's everywhere everyone's head is.
It's giving to do that. It's more fun. Let's all
give our jail tips just in case you go, I
I don't want no jail to mine is go on
a full stomach because you're not gonna wanna eat that ship. Bro. Okay,
anybody else got one, Bro, We're not doing this. We're
(50:09):
not doing jail tips because I'm not going to jail. Bro.
I was defending myself. I was I was defended my
friend and me mm hmm. And what's sucked up about
it is the first thing I'm gonna say is I
paid my full tab and tip timber rolling. I'm gonna
say I paid my whole fucking bill, bitch, So I
(50:30):
don't even know why the funk I'm here, ship, damn
you hold on, watch your tone with the judge. Good point,
good one. I'm gonna watch my phone. I'm gonna go
in there be really, really nice because the judge might
try what nigga quick, I'm gonna go in with a
full belly, no liquor. I won't drink that morning, Mandy,
(50:53):
don't even go have a nice meal and have one
cocktail because you don't know how to shut the funk
up on your drunk bro. First off, I don't be
drunk off one cock tale, bitch. I does this? H Hello, Okay,
so you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna drink
green tea that morning. Green tea always like make you
calm and ship. That's what they always give you, Like
some green tea. I'm gonna take some green tea and
(51:17):
I'm gonna work. I'm making my voice higher so it's
not so ratspy and dog. The bending is crazy. If
you fucking get let's just say they like. I want
to keep you like. Y'all stop putting this into the universe.
I am the dude. If they made me cough and
spread my own pluss, the whole bitch and going to
be thrown out. And that's what it's gonna be. Everything else,
(51:37):
y'all niglace to say it. It's for the birds. And
I damn near had to get pregnant for content. And
you can't just go to jail for two days, No, bitch,
I got work to do. How I'm going to places
for research purposes. I just went to saw burlesque. I'm
about to go to Times Square and see one of
his peat shows. I am going bitch throughout the pandemic.
I was at a sex club every two week. Fuck you, bitch,
(51:59):
I'm you needs content for the motherfucker podcast. That's what
you need to go to jail for Beach. What they
didn't even make a back seeing it people there were
fifteen people they followed state When Mandy was at the
Second Club, five there was told Viagra's fucking brand. Okay,
like we didn't know what the fun was going on. Well,
(52:23):
any y'all it is now. You ain't get pregnant for us.
First of all, Beach, I'm definitely not pretting meat. Then
you can told me today though, he said, oh my god,
what the fuck is wrong with Barry? I'm over Berry shot.
Berry is in another screen. I can't even see Barry.
They go, oh, he got your mug shot up with
(52:44):
the hype. Oh never mind, he's in the corner. I
see that little. You know what, Berry, Marry, We're not
gonna do this no more. We're just not um your
honor a whole lot good tip um. You know what
the trouble in jail because I kept saying, MS the officer,
MS the officer to come over and tell me, uh,
(53:07):
you see these blue stripes on my arm, I am sergeant.
I was like, you think I said, I don't go
to jail. I don't know the difference between an officer
and a sergeant and a lieutenant. They can be called
the doctor nurse. That's what she did. You know what's
crazy is I was doing. Let me mute everybody. We
got people in here. Hold on what I thought Barry
(53:27):
was getting cough? I mute yourself. Uh, wheezy. This was
our first time. By the way, we have almost two
hundred people in the room with us for this town hall,
So thank all of you for tuning in for the
first time, hopefully not the last time. Thank you for
opening that fucking zoom pussy up zoom pussy anyway, by
(53:47):
the way, for those of you who just jumped in, UM,
I apologized like we didn't add on, and I guess
I just didn't attach. So now we're good and we
should be good from here on out. Um Oh, I
do have an update. I have to get my blood
checked before LiPo and I don't know if you guys
know about my I know you know I'm allergy days,
(54:10):
but I have a serious fear of like, um getting
an ivy, like the blue tape, the whole thing whatever.
Um I reacted so badly to trying to get my
blood taken that. I was like, yo, like it was.
It was really intense. It was bad, like I was shaking.
The guy told me to come back in a week
and get zanex, like literally come on his zan X.
(54:32):
He was like, you're bugging out. And I was getting
so scared and freaking myself out so much that I
felt like I'm not ready for it to be next Friday.
So I pushed the date a little bit. He pushed
it up. Yeah, right now, it's like end of March.
Hopefully Sex Cells Season two doesn't film around then. But
I was like bugging the funk out, bro, Like my
reaction was so crazy that, like I just I was
(54:54):
hYP prevent I couldn't even drive myself about the film
Sex Cells in a hobbit, Carol, That's what I'm saying,
And like I'm pissed because I thought I was gonna
be Yeah,
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