EP 376: Needles, UTI’s, & Turtlenecks

This week the ladies are going SOLO, starting off with your hate comments & why Mandii thinks some ppl should !@*U#!@( from the back. Then the ladies get into self-growth & the benefits of realizing potential PTSD from past relationships. After getting into the devil canceling your plans, the ladies get into male birth control and why you should be giving your man head. Lastly Weezy lets us in to why she really really really hates  BIG NEEDLES plus more!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Guess what decision we're about to make?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Horrible decision?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
How do y'all Welcome to another episode of horrible decision?
Boy do a hat make y'all goddamn Welcome y'all, it's
your girl man e v ak a full court pumps
a ka dot. Hi, everybody, my name is Weezy. We're
back for another episode of horrible. We don't have a
guest today, which means we're not fighting, which means it's

(00:31):
gonna be a great fucking episode. And y'all get to
hear us finally talk about ourselves because for whatever reason,
y'all motherfuckers want to act like we talk about ourselves
too much when we got a motherfucking guess, So now
we have the motherfucking floor And damn didn't I say
we shouldn't have been cussing this much early on in
the goddamn motherfucking shit My bad. I also do want

(00:54):
to address a comment. Oh, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
You're going to get somebody who no, no, no, it's not even.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
That I'm going to get it, but I just want
to address it because it was also it was also
a comment that I ended up bringing up bitch in
my therapy, pus A hope, and I don't let these
wople things they be making you go to therapy. No, no, no, no,
y'all hoes are not making me go to therapy at all.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Said, I should have been in there anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
So well, bitch, I've been in there like a good
four years now. But I just wanted to read it
because I wanted to kind of respond on ay, I
don't agree, but also why you can suck my dick
from the back.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Damn, I know, ain't that crazy? Team? I hope it's
not in my other phone. It might be in my
other phone. Damn, my bad, my bad.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Anyways, this is the problem. I have two phones now,
and so it's probably a man. He said, I have
two phones that I go to industry.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Ready, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Anyways, it was a comment on the YouTube that what
episode was it. I think it was our last solo one, okay,
and I think it was in reference to me talking
about not feeling safe with certain men. But the comment
referenced that I trauma dump on this podcast, and it

(02:23):
was just so interesting to me because I don't like
the word trauma dump. But I also know that you
and I spoke heavily about as well maybe in another episode.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I just don't like that.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
No emotional dumping, that's what I called it, the emotional dumping,
but the trauma dumping. To me, I was just like, uh, nigga,
what like A, this is my life. B We're literally
going through things in real time, and to me, there's
no way for y'all to see the growth of you
or myself without referencing like the things that have affected

(02:54):
us or things and why we view things the way
we do. And so I just didn't like that comment,
and I wanted to tell you, respectfully to suck my
dick from the back, especially because I think that I
think that us sharing our traumas or the things that
we go through within dating, our relationships, our friendships, I'm

(03:16):
in hell, even you and me, I feel like it's
not trauma dumping as much as it's like, Hey, this
is what's happening, this is how I'm handling it, this
is what I'm going through. And you know, So for
anyone listening to this podcast who thinks that we may
be trauma dumping or sharing too much, I do think
we share too much. Sometimes, Yeah, I will say we

(03:39):
probably do share too much. But I want to say,
you see, and actually it's interesting because there's two conflicting comments.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
So someone said, oh her, it wasn't actually a bad comment.
Eh love that Mandy's.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Tay that shit to motherfucking therapy. Is what the fuck
she's said, bitch, we'll read it.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Which love that Mandy's working through her trauma and theory,
but it's starting to feel like trauma dunking, and I
think she needs to have a conversation with her therapist
about the frequency in which she shares her trauma. That
isn't a bad comment, I don't. She didn't kept it
to herself. Yeah, like, but twenty one likes is crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
And you're supposed to have Oh no, Theanna.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Got enough dick ball of y'all.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
But you know what, that's a really interesting comment in conversation,
not making it about you. Yes, the frequency in which you
share like that's interesting because frequency like because obviously you
have to be emotional. But to me, I recently had
a friend that was sharing a lot of stuff she
didn't like about a partner. Okay, it was so frequent

(04:44):
that I felt like we were supposed to hate this nigga,
And when we all went out together. She was like
kind of confused why I was being stand offish. I'm like,
every time I speak to you, I wouldn't want to
be around a nigga. And she's like, yeah, but it's
just girlfriend. She's is just venting. And I think you
actually do have a barometer for how much you can
do that before someone starts to even look at it,

(05:06):
like maybe they could even think Mandy is not happy,
or they could think Mandy hasn't healed.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Whatever the fun they want.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Well, I'll say though to me, like, and I get
the how often you're sharing your trauma as one thing
I think for this podcast, we do outlines. I specifically
come in and know things that I want to share
on this podcast. It's crazy because I also realize how
private public I am.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Like I'm battling.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
With actually how much I don't share and the things
that I want to keep private and what I share
on this pod.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
About your personal life or about people both both.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
I'm I think I'm really open about what I'm dealing
with personally on this podcast and and therapy and bitch
we're writing a book, so baby, y'all about to y'all
about to hear it but or read it not hear
it well and hear it we're doing audiobook. But to me,
my partners and the things that I choose to share,
and how I choose to navigate, and the way I

(06:07):
specifically choose to leave certain things out or kind of
exaggerate things just so people don't even start to try
to guess, like I don't know, just battling that I I.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Don't want to say it like this because it is
going to sound do it right. I'm so happy right
now that I'm just scared to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Could you be talking about it every episode? No?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
No, oh, not to the extent that you could be like, uh,
whether how I'm love I am, how safe I'm feeling.
I'll tell fun stories a little even. For example, I
shared something on Patreon about a conversation at a wedding
we had right and even I was like, I'm telling
this story just because I think other couples may be

(06:48):
having conversations or it's an interesting thing to bring up,
But I'm only doing it for the sake of bringing
this conversation to the show. I'm so happy, Like and uh,
I think when you share certain things, people can like
literally they have this view on this is what I
know about this person. But like, yeah, I really like
strongly believe in evil eye.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
I'm so scared. Then there's this other thing that's kind
of ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
But I thought to myself, what if there's someone that
knows maybe from his past, that still got feelings or
that knows that he's ay to me, and now this
is where they collect the info.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I just just anything, just someone watching.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
And it's probably because I have a close friend of
mine who's a witch and now hope he getting me scared? Bro,
she really really does though about like power of the tongue.
We've talked about this too in a manifestation. But it's
weird because, like the happiness that I want to share,
I'm scared to talk about it out loud and fear
that it'll go away, even in writing about it in
a book.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
I was sitting at a party.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
It was Lenneus, and I shared with him the love
chapter and I shared.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
It just like a part of it because he was
how's the book coming in? Him?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
And I don't even talk that much, but I did
share it and he literally said, in front of my
man and other people, not that it was a problem.
But it's an honest question. What if you guys break up,
like you just wrote this amazing thing. Oh yeah, No,
We've been working on this book for over a year.
I was with my ex when we thought about our chapters.

(08:22):
I've had to re envision those chapters because I'm no
longer with him. I'm actually elated that we did not
write this book and complete it while I was with him. Yeah,
I mean, I remember you and I were having a
lot of tension in the beginning because I was like, bro,
what and now you're you definitely have a different if
you're in the headspace.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
But and I will share that, share what.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I remember the exact phone call where I was like,
what the fuck is Romamandi?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
We were talking Charlemagne maybe jumped on the call, and
You're like, I don't need to write a book about sex.
I don't need to include sex. I don't need to
talk about that.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
No, no, no, The problem is you wanted to be
a and I was going through a phase in therapy
with shame from my twenties, right and you were like, shame,
we are horrible decisions and we can't be shameful of
our past.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
You don't have that. Why no, no, no, it's not that.
That's not true.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Oh okay, I've definitely worked through my own things in therapy.
I just maybe I haven't shared it.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
But no, I think the disconnect was what you're experiencing
in therapy one.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
I don't know. So when you're saying things you're ashamed of.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
In my head, I'm like, Mandy, we're writing a book
about celebrating these things.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
We are who we are, How suddenly you hate? Oh no?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I literally tell I was on the call of Monument
Charlemagne with the publisher and maybe Karen was on it,
maybe maybe, And I literally am like, weezy, I am
not celebrating or telling any young girl to have sex
for their rents. I can't believe I was having sex
for some little ass five hundred dollars. Like I literally

(10:00):
am like, I am not celebrating fucking for rent or
to pay bill.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
But I'm being real though.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
I actually don't think you're wrong in that. But I
also think it's wrong to think someone that does fuck
for some.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Money is So I'm not saying that they're wrong. I
know you weren't.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
But when that attitude was how it started to come
off in my brain because whereas your sugar is a miscommunication.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
No, I think it was also your therapy. You was
deeping it, bitch. Yeah, but I mean I'm still deep
in it. No.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
No, through breakup and that and your man at the time,
right through that on me.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
There's another layer of when you throw it in my face.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Oh wait, you said, damn Eddie, you don't know what
that nigga said. I might have only even shared it
on Patreon.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
So the very last thing that you want to share,
that's fine.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I might have shared it on patrem Like I said,
the job.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
I want to put into perspective.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I met him in twenty twenty, so by the time
I had met him, bitch, I was well into six figures.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
I had already quit my job.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I was living on my own, no roommates, like he
met me at a great point in my life where
he didn't know about what I was doing.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Did I share and open up about my past with
my partner. Yes. So the very last thing that let
me know I would never.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Suck this nigga's dick again was literally we were arguing
and when I went to break up with him because
I said, I'm not doing this emotional rollercoaster with your ass.
No more that Nigga said, Oh, that's fine, you must
go want to go fuck for money because that's what
you like to do, right.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Okay, What he's so weak for this?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Why he said you just want to go fuck for money?
Because that's what I also want to say, and why
I think this is a very weak thing to do.
I'm going through that shit and therapy right. That's when
he throws it in my face.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
When in a disagreement.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
People, people know when you're vulnerable, the things that are
so hurtful to you or like whatever would make you
feel a way as much as you're talking on this
podcast about how you love that you can walk in
a certain space or whatever. He knew exactly what. And honestly, Mandy,
a random person saying it doesn't matter. It's the intent
that you know you want to hurt me anyone in

(12:09):
my life that has said certain things to me to stick.
It's worse because a random person doesn't really feel like anything,
but you knowing that you were in my safe space
then and now you do this, bro.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
But not only that, I I listen to people with
words so like where I don't know how y'all do
y'all relate?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I listen to more words to us? You know that
did sound okay, like right, like fuck up?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
No, Like to me, I don't shut.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
The fuck up.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
To me, I don't get into arguments with my friends
or my partners where we go below the belt and
then get over it. So like I'm not arguing and
saying ship that I can't take back and a nigga
as soon as you say something and that ship don't
fucking fly with it, deuces, I'm good on you. So
that was even the first time he had like he

(13:06):
had dug so deep, I mean clearly the emails to
follow after we no longer spoke and he wrote me
those emails that I was no nigga, nigga, nigga nigga.
No them emails dug even deeper, like to where he
brought up like my mom, my dad, my friends, and
was like it was really it was really hurtful. It
was really hurtful. It was really hurtful. And so he

(13:30):
brought up what about your friends, what do you mean
He just brought.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Up like.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
He said, oh, I love myself and just talking about
like how I'm a liar because I hang around people
that I'm not even friends with, and I'm not cool.
He talked about how Ibby stooding up on at the time,
both my pods and you.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
And I'm like, niggas you and you.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
You let me know how them nigga's in the firehouse
ain't really fuck with you?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
So what did you talk about? This is the first
time he crossed Is this the first time he crossed
that line? Though?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
And it was the first and last, Like he had
lied to me, he had betrayed my trust, absolutely, but
this was the first time he had attacked me on
a personal level and the last, like I never went back.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
I never had another conversation with him.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
But also here's the thing too, when it comes to
friendships and what we choose to do, Like, that's the
other thing I don't like.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
First of all, I pillow talk. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
You wanted to say that motherfucking word the same way
you want to just talk about words and ears and listening.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
I like to, well, at least pillo talk, and I
like to pillow talk, and I feel like that's a
normal relationship.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Shit.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah, so my homegirl calls me and said some shit,
and I'm just like whatever.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Right.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
It's so strange to me that men then throaty. You
don't even like.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Her, Like, bro, we all do this? Where all do you?

Speaker 3 (14:51):
I'm like, stop it. I think that shit is so corny.
But Bron, this is the reason. Like when I talk
about being happy, I feel like, Okay, stuff I'm learning.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Let me say that.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't want to say, oh I'm happy and this avenue,
but stuff, stuff I'm learning. I hit below the belt
with old bay Way more than he did with me.
But I did it because I was so angry when
he cheated that I was like, oh, what do I
do to you? Back in this current relationship, I have
been having constant conversation with him about how we're having
really good and safe disagreements.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
The only thing that's tough.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
I like to walk away from an argument and come
back later because I'd be like, oh, let's table our emotions.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
He's like no, Like, we're not kids.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
This is we finished this out, Like we have this
conversation and then we table it. We're not about to
have a twelve hour break so you can cool off.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
We're adults, Like, let's talk this through this. And I mean, at.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
First I need to leave there's a time and place
like Bruce.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
It's actually worked a little better because maybe in a
way where I'll walk away quicker if I know I'm angry,
I'll be like no, no, no no. And so it's really
dealing with me being a hotter head than him, okay,
and so he's like, yo, you have to learn how
to fucking manage that, and like, haven't open mind when
you're talking and not get so fucking riled up.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
And I'm I'm learning a lot.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
About communication when you're disagreeing that I haven't romantically before.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
And I'm enjoying.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
That process, Like there's a lot of respect that I'm
giving that I haven't before. I also have a lot
of niggas ain't shit PTSD in trauma that like I'll
act like you did something that you've never done, Like
you know what I mean, Like, oh.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, not as crazy and it's hard. Yeah, you alone.
When I say act like you've did something you've never done,
it could be something like.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
I don't know, I'm feeling really time I'll go to bed,
why because you about to fucking other bitch type shit?
Oh now not real, that's not like a verbatim thing,
but but it's just so, and it's an insecurity that
I have, right, and it's not something he's doing to me.
The nigga kin sleep right, Like I'm doing this weird
thing where I'm getting ready to be hurt and I
had to truly let go and also understand that, like

(17:00):
I can be loved on and it can be healthy,
and I can be supported and it can be okay.
Like it's it's the things that I think I deserve
that I've had to learn.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, that I like, for.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Some reason, I just expect every man expect it, excuse me,
every man to treat me bad damn, like to.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Get ready for it.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
My man's cool, but it's you know, if this happens,
I would I would like safeguard it. And I think
there's so many people listening that know that feeling where
you can find yourself falling in love. But like I
won't get too deep because I already know this might
not go right where I mean.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Well, yeah, that's a that's a defense mechanism, and that's
self preserving your heart and your feelings. And I mean,
no one wants to be hurt again, Like I know
after that breakup again, y'all know first relationship, first breakup.
That shit had me fucked up, Like, I don't know
if I want to go through that again, which is
why right now I'm loving on my whole.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
My holes are.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
All really good, and although I don't want any of
them to be my boyfriend, I really like how they're
showing up for me in all of their individual ways.
But I've also gotten to a point where this is
the first time I know what to ask for and
I want. I know what to demand and if I'm
not getting it, I'm also so comfortable with walking away
and not accepting whatever bullshit a man has to offer me. Yeah, like,

(18:23):
you either gonna do this or I'm good. There's a
whole bunch of more niggas in a see plenty of fish.
I'm really glad I have my last two who ass
euro Summers and by ho, I wasn't even Wilin Wilin.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
I just mean that fucking freedom. Yeah, and not to
say there's no freedom now. I'm literally going with my
HOMEBOYE to can right in fashion week. I'm like, my
man is working, so we can't. But there's a real
thing in my head of like, oh, I was completely
obsolete and free of having someone in my life, so

(18:56):
I was able to open up to experiences and things,
and that by hoan was honestly healing. I know that
that might sound crazy to some, like I don't. I
don't believe you can fuck your way through healing. But
when I say that, I mean booking a trip, having fun,
getting fucking dressed up, flirt and experience in a new city.

(19:17):
That healing process is the independence I was hap feeling
good without you, Like, That's what I mean by Hoeanen
can be healing. Sometimes It's not like you can fuck
through a bunch of people to feel good. But me
getting out there and putting myself out really did heal me.
Like I had wanted to have a relationship that promised
me more of a family, and I kind of felt

(19:40):
like I had to sit home and couldn't be too
wild because of what I was looking for. I didn't
want to put something out that I'm not looking for.
But what ended up happening to me was I just
lived my own life. Yeah, like a lot of women
I think feel like that you are being the woman
that you thought or think your future partner wants instead
of just whatever the fuck you want.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Like really.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
I used to think I should get a pad on
my back for sitting at home or a nigga i'm
talking to. I'm like, yeah, I'm at home, I'm reading
a book to day, and it was true. But it's
like I feel like I'm better because I'm doing that.
What the fuck a uacuse he gonna go get a
bitch out the club? Hello, egg gona fucking right down
and now. But it's not like I wash. I thought
that's what I was supposed to do to get what

(20:23):
I was asking for. It's not like I was trying
to impress this man. It's what I thought I had
to do to receive the life I want.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
But it's not. And if you really don't live for yourself,
if you don't jump on that plane, if you home
on a weekend, your homegirls saying going out, you really
have nothing to do and you're single and you have
nothing the next day, bitch, go on, bitch, go outside.
Did you see the video of the white girls talking
about the devil? What where are we going? Going out?
A white girl's talking about the devil?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Gila's thirtieth third birthday, one of my what you said
about the Devil I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Show you this video. So one of my friends was
about to cancel on my birthday. She wasn't feeling good,
and they sent this one through. Let me see if
I can find it.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Hold on.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
It was these white white girls basically saying that when
you want to go out and you get the inclination
that you shouldn't, it is the devil keeping you inside.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
I'm not playing with you.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
It is and he is stopping you from the blessings
you're about to receive.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
What, bitch, what, I'm sorry, I believe here it is
he said yes to something. Listen to me so carefully.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
If you've already said yes to something and then leading
up to it, you do not want to go, you're
getting sick, you just tired, you don't want to go.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
All these nons what if I just skipped?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
That is because God has something so big for you there,
and the devil wants to stealing.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Get the bikes away from white girls. At this point,
I want to just stay my pajamas. Don't want to go.
Sounds like work. I don't know. I'm scared.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
And then you say no, bro, Dad is an attack
from the enemy because he knows that could be fruitful. Man,
Get the fuck out of here. No, bitch, but dad,
I ain't gonna hold you. You know I don't like that.
Well this baby, I'm gonna commit. And if a bitch
don't want to go, a bitch ain't gonna go.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
That is the devil keeping you for theday.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
It's me deciding I want to stay inside and watch
the real housewise instead of the outside and be with y'all.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
That is an attack from the enemy. Get the fuck
out of here.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
It is the summer. I might have a man, but bitch,
the wind is still blowing. I'll be at the layout
and that nigga brought that shit.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Ever, what you mean you're going to lay out? Which
I ain't gonna hold you? I am.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
We are coming back early from Okay, just I gonna
do the layout, and then after the layout, my ass
is going to the Chris Brown Constant, and then after
the Chris Brown constler, I'm going to bed and hopping
on a motherfucking flight to the South of Prince to be.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
A ho we we Oh, bitch, I can't wait. You
already know I'm a parent Parisian French hose. When I
told my mother where I was going, she said, Quila,
I almost didn't marry your father because I was. I
was bouncing around the South of France, and I'm telling
you I need your experience that I be in Paris.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
On the gutta shit at the Little Good Club. I
ain't gonna hold out this. And I'm real happy too,
because you know, I'll be scared. I feel like crackers
don't really like me. But it's gonna be a whole
bunch of Americans. And there's this thing called Sport Beach,
and so the athlete's gonna be out there. Girl, I
don't know already looked up the Little Ross.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
I'm a piano.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
I was like, listen, I'm gonna be in the South
of France talking to a nigga from Jacksonville. Like maybe
I'm finna stay true to who the fuck I am.
All Right, anyway, let's get into our vanilla shit. The
Vanilla Ship comes from the New York Post and it
says that Cadence OTC sweeps Plan be and Ella with

(23:49):
a twenty dollar morning After pill. Now y'all know Weezy
love to come on here talk about her coupons and shit.
But basically, where y'all it's been about fourty nine, nine
and nine for the last couple decades to get that
plan B. There is now a morning after pill that
can be shipped to your door within twenty four hours
for just nineteen ninety five. No, that's too much time,

(24:10):
roughly sixty percent off of the costs of the popular
plan be one step brand. I'm not sure if it's
going to be able to be clearly shipped to the
Red States. But it says that former President Donald Trump
made headlines as he clarified that his GP White House

(24:32):
campaign was also looking at contraception restrictions, and he expected
some states that are going to have very different policies
than other. Oklahoma has recently advanced a bill that some
reproductive rights advocates fear could ban emergency contraceptions in iud's
altogether now, one of the other things that I thought
was interesting that I ended up looking up in regards

(24:53):
to birth control when Weezy and I first started this podcast,
I want to say, within the first year we talked
about mail control being a thing. Now they'd haven't tried
all these different motherfucking types of research, all these different
types of There's a gel that a guy could put
on his shoulder for twelve hours.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
There's uh ooral pills, There's all these things. The gel
is crazy.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Now I want to tell y'all why the fuck some
of these studies did not go through. So the specimens
in which they were testing these birth control pills on
reported side effects that made them stop it. Do y'all
want to hear what the side effects were? Livedick, acne
and mood swings.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Bitch. The ship that we.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Deal with is why the fuck. Men were like, yeah,
I don't really want to take it. A nigga started
getting acne. I couldn't control my emotions, and so they
was like, listen, I'm gonna put the burden on a woman.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Bitch, bro I just started a birth control Now I'm fine.
I'm on liasmin Lo Estra, Jen Lowestro whatever. Maybe it's
just my box because I got it in Mexico. But anyway, basically,
the first five days, man be I literally was like
trigger winning, Am I gonna kill myself?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
So guess what one of the men. One of the
men in.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
This literally developed severe depression and another tried to commit suicide.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Oh no, like I'm I heard Sophia Franklin talk about
suicide being a symptom of Plan B, and she cried
on the episode, and she I think she talked about
how she almost didn't put it out, not joking. Was
on the beach, having a beautiful time, getting fucked happy.
I literally looked at the lngror and was like thinking

(26:36):
of ways to do it, and I was like, what
the fuck is on my brain?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
And I realized it was the birth control.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
I didn't want to tell my man because he already
don't want me on it, but I need to do
something about the heavy bleeding and fibroids and shit. So
not saying birth control shrinks fribroids, but my fibroids are
growing and getting more exacerbated, I guess, and inflamed, and
my just period my boy because of the heavy bleeding.

(27:03):
So that was the first symptom, right and I'm like, oh,
I'm just tripping, go to sleep, wake up. I don't
know what I said to him when I woke up,
this flush of tears or whatever was going on, and
he just was like, yeah, maybe we should just use
condoms because you were He didn't say I was like
a crazy, but he looked into that bitch, you crazy
and he said it without saying I felt so frustrated

(27:25):
because I was like, Yo, there's nothing we can do.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
No, there's nothing we can do.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
And these niggas don't want to take the little acne pimples, y'all.
Niggas could cover that shit with a beer.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Get your acne and grow a beer and take.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
This motherfucking peel because I'm not doing it. I ain't
gonna hold you. I ain't getting on that shit.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Bruh. I don't want to do it. Was so fucking rough.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I just got to a place where I don't look
at knives and think of stabbing someone on myself. That's
how crazy birth control made me feel. Maybe it's just
in my body and I'm better, But whoa bro, So
you just actually added to the hoar dirt. You actually
just added an additional good reason to just suck a dick.

(28:07):
So our hoar dirt for this week, y'all, comes from
a slide on the b Condoms page, which is a
black owned condom brand.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
If you haven't checked them out and.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
They are in gy the way are they They're in
CBS is now it's super dope because I literally was like,
what I think they're almost in all of them, or
maybe it's over one hundred.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
That's amazing. Well wee they gave reason number one.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Why it's good to suck a dick because you can't
get pregnant, so then you don't need birth control if
all you're doing is sucking dick exactly. However, here goes
some other good reasons to suck a dick. You're ready ready.
It nourishes the teeth, gum, and hair. Did you know
that sucking a dick improves blood flow to the teeth, gum,
and hair. This can make your hair more shiny, bitch.

(28:52):
You ain't gotta use shampoo now, Just suck a dick
and your teeth and gums are more healthy. It also
a great exercise for your jaw and neck.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
I can see that. Okay, you ready for the next one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Now, this is where maybe it doesn't work for white people,
but apparently sucking dick also slows down aging. Sucking the jaw,
It says, sucking a dick exercises and tightens your facial muscles.
These muscles are beneficial in slimming fatty tissue. Bitch, maybe
I don't sucking a dick either. You might not the wait,
is neck looking in your mouth?

Speaker 2 (29:27):
This de turn reduces the appearance of wrinkles.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Bitch, I ain't got those, but these crackers might not be,
they said, Betty Becky is be sucking dick, but maybe
not enough.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Number three.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Now, this one, I know it can make your lips fuller.
Sucking a dick draws blood into the cheeks, lips, and gums,
thus making the lips appear more fuller and well moisturized.
I want to give one more because this one leads
into our horrible decision. I don't think sucking and dick
can give you a look plump. But okay you don't, no, no,

(30:00):
no at all.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
That sounds like a lie.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Okay, well, actually I'm going to give two more because
this has to do with health, which is going to
give lead us into our horrible decision, which is going
to let me share what y'all have almost died last week.
So this one is sucking dick they say, they say
can decrease the risk of breast cancer. Now, a study
at North Carolina State University found that women who perform

(30:26):
oral and swallow semen one or two times a week
may reduce their risk of breast cancer by to forty percent.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
What protein is also something you can get with food.
And what I would like to say is whatever man
wrote this article is a fucking sick fuck you think,
suck my dick so you can get your full lips.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Suck my dick so you won't get cancer. Suck my
dick to say from aging. Wait, was it a man
who wrote the article? I don't know, Probably you think though,
or maybe a woman who really liked the sun date.
I just feel like this is definitely a man.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
So you telling me people could have been saving but
we wouldn't have to been running on these goddamnin case
if we was just sucking cut. No, No, people ain't
losing weight running marathons.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Many, girl, they're not.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
There's a lot of people of all sizes there, niggas
with some limb many cancer runs.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Is when I'm I missed it. I thought you was
talking about.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Man.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
We don't.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
We're talking about muscles exercises, rakles. I thought we were
talking you talk about lips. I thought we were talking
about the outer appearance of Okay, well let's get into
the interview. Let's do it, buddy.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Wait one more, one more and in your micd up.
He's started laughing. They can to hear you laughing. I
don't really like all the laughing going on. Hey, I
tell you what, not only is she a talent, I
count it and a real one? Baby? Did you should
do our taxes? Listen? I just want to say this person, listen,

(32:06):
listen with their numbers.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Shut the fuck up the last one, y'all. Sucking dick
rejuvenates your internal organs. During a blowjob, you tend to
breathe through your nose rather than your mouth. This deep
breathing through the nose brings more oxygen to your internal organs.
This helps to detoxify them and keep them healthy.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
That was a weird one, now because you just breathe, well,
no breathing through your nose. This bitch was doing breathing.
What was the name of it? Say woosa? But what
was the little thing that you was talking? Nah, she
can't say that yoga. Man, Wait a man. She's not
drinking right now.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
And hey, I ain't drank all week. You know why
because my horrible decision. Let's get into it now, y'all
before we get into uh doing this.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
I am not sure how this came about. It came about.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
However, I would assume one of three ways.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
I did do.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I did have really good nasty sex where he did
go from my ass to my pussy and I was
so drunk I don't know if it was wiped in
between or not.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
So that's part one that could.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Have absolutely came from really nasty, raunchy sex. I also
went to the beach and stayed in my bathen suit.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Nope, wait, that was don't just say it. It was
definitely number one. Also, I did just get well.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I started feeling it and I was telling uh, I
was telling Wolf in Dallas is when I first started
kind of feeling feeling weird. And apparently high stress and
heat and dehydration can also.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Lead to it.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
You say, what is it? So it is a uti. Yeah,
it was one, and I think we can all in
the room again. He stressed. Maybe it was asked to pussy.
It probably was the ask the pussy. But I want
to say, you did just suck it.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
To clean it off. That shit don't work, butch. But
so here's the thing I was on.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I was drunk and on shrooms, so there was there
was quite a bit of parts where I don't remember
how we got from point A to point B.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
By the way, the ask the pussy shit. My homegirl's
been getting UTI's a lot lately. Can't figure out why
she's been having gas strow issues. Right, turns out, when
you have diarrhea, there's an increased risk of UTI just
because everything is kind of everywhere when you're wiping, and
it's probably the same.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Well, not only that, ladies, tight jeans, wiping wrong, eating
certain foods. There are a lot of things that can
cause UTIs, And this is why I wanted to share
this story here today. So basically I misdiagnosed myself, I
would say for about a week.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
So when we were in.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Dallas, I was like, dang, I had to keep using
the bathroom. But I felt like because I was drinking
a lot of water because we was outside and I
was drinking liquor. So I was like, but I had
to use the bathroom in an amount of time that
I can't mind. You, the UTI symptom that I normally
get is I have to use the bat I feel
like I have to use the bath and.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Nothing comes out.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
It comes out, So I'm like, that's the wory. Maybe
this ain't a UTI because I'm actually pissing. So I
go to the CVS, I get AZO. I take the AZO,
and I'm like, okay, don't think anything of it. I
get back to New York and my side is hurting.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Bitch. I think I just sat on the plane wrong.
That's so much. But Y'ALLM in the living room doing
my little yoga poses. Wait, you had no more UTI symptoms.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
My piss was a little strong, but I was like, well, bitch,
maybe I ain't drinking enough water strong like scent or
yellow strong scent, strong set. So I was like, okay,
mind you. I stopped taking the AZO because I was like,
I'm peing normal. Maybe you know, maybe I'm just not
drinking enough water. Then my side's hurting, and I'm just like,
maybe I sat on the plane wrong. All I know is, y'all,

(35:55):
let's let's fast forward Friday night. So this is about
a week after I started filling the symptoms. I was
with my homegirl earlier. Oh, this is the third misdiagnosis.
I'm with my homegirl on her rooftop and we drinking
and I just get cold out of nowhere, bitch, I thought,
because the sun went behind a cloud, I literally just
start getting really cold. I'm like, bitch, you main cold, bitch,

(36:16):
it's June in fucking in New York. A little nippit
it a little nit nit. I go and put on
my jacket. She'd give me a toile and all boom,
chill stop, go home, go to sleep, y'all know fucking line.
I wake up. It's like one point thirty in the morning.
I'm freezing, like for freezing. So I'm like, damn, go

(36:40):
to put the heater on. I get in a robe
and I get underneath my comforter set. Baby, I'm freezing
for about thirty minutes, like like teeth chattering, like like
like kim Mo, like like freezing to where a bitch
almost thought she was gonna chip ap, motherfucking veneer, like
my teeth would not stop. Like all I know is

(37:04):
two o'clock in the morning. I called Mama, tear me
and I just call her and I'm under and I'm
freezing my whole body. At this point, I feel my
muscles in your bag.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Bitch. I thought I was dying. I thought I was
about to meet my motherfucking maker. Bitch. I call my
mom and the first thing I'm like mommym ha ha ha, I'm.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
So cold, I said, and I just said something's wrong,
and all I could say is something is wrong, bitch.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
I start crying.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
And then now I realized, once you realize something is
wrong with you, bitch, now everything in my I thought
I was gonna die. I went from just telling my
mom something's wrong to immediately my side her even worse.
I'm acknowledging, like what's happening with my body? And I
literally cannot move out my bed. I'm so cold, my

(37:51):
hands are shaking. My fucking thing is trembling. I get
up because my mom is like, call the ambulance. Now
I know I'm about to die, But how much?

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Bitch?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
I said, I ain't paying that motherfucking ambulance bill. I said, hey,
here go my mama.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Hut on, here go ma.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Mama clearly lying too, cause she was like, girl, it's
only like five hundred dollars. Bitch, I said this shit
on LIVEE. They was like, no, bitch, it's like insurance, yeah,
bitch exactly, And bitch, no, I don't have that bruh.
My mom wasn't feeling good recently in LA and I
was like, how bad is it literally, no, can Stephanie
come get you or do you need noheh, I ain't

(38:29):
gonna hold you. I told my mama. I said, baby,
it's given.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Uber.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
I said, an uber gonna get here before an ambulance get here.
So I was like, I ain't even calling no ambulance.
I'm just gonna get up, get dressed. So I put
some shit on and I said, mom, the uber downstairs.
In two minutes, I'm gonna get in the uber. This
is how, you know. I felt like I was gonna die.
She said, stay on the phone with me, bitch.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
It was given that.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
It was given that moment on a movie. Come no, no, no, no, no,
no fuck comfort, bitch. You know, like I ain't gonna
hold you. You know, like when you get shot and I
ain't never been shot, but you know when you watch
a movie and they'd be like, stay with me, stay
with me, just think of some happy moments. I felt
like my mama was doing that because I was like, Okay,
I'm shaking, I'm shivering, and now I feel like, oh,

(39:12):
and we're gonna talk about the motherfuckering uber driver. So
I get in the Uber and I'm in my I'm
in my thing, mind you tears coming down my eyes
clearly say mount sign on hospital, nigga, you my ambulance.
I need you to work like an ambulance. That nigga was
stopping at the yellow light. Oh it was only eleven
minutes away. That shit took My mama kept saying, you
ain't there yet.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
I said, he.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Keeps stupping and I don't know why, and now I'm
just like talking. He was bu The little motherfucker was
maybe you wanted five stars.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
So he was driving safe. Nigga.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
It's two o'clock in the morning and nobody on the
road go through them, got damn yellow lights.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Like you're literally taking me to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
So my mom is talking me through like everything that's
happening to me, and I'm just like, She was like,
does it hurt mind you shout out to my mama?
She on, She like, it's probably your appendix, it's it
could be your kidney. Is anything else hurt your back?
Hurt my mom? You know, she a nurse, so she
kind of loved this shit. She was like, she was like, no, no,

(40:11):
she didn't love me being but she loves figuring it out.
She loves figuring it out. So Anyways, I get to
the hospital. They take all of my vitals in the
front and a part of me. This is where I
was like a little mad, But then I was little happy.
All of my vitals so my blood pressure, my heart beat,
and I didn't have a fever, so those came back normal,
which I ain't really like because then I.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Felt like they took their time. They made you wait.
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
They probably made me wait a total of like maybe
thirty forty minutes, and then they put me on that.
Then they put me on a bed. They put me
on a bed, put me on a little stretcher.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Bitch.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
I literally felt like I was in like fucking house
like you know, uh you never watched bitch.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
I was like, oh my god, I'm on a little
I'm on a little.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Bed, and they pushed me through and then they gave
me the little not really a room. They turned the
hallway into all these little rooms with so they put
me there. So they put me there, They go immediately
to give me fluids. They go to give me pain medicine.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
What made you stop shaking the fluids? I was shaking
the whole time.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
I would say, then maybe maybe the fluids and the
pain medicine kind of stopped it for a little bit,
and then I was like, Okay, I'm no longer shaking.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Great.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
So then they make me pissing a cup, they draw
my blood, and they gave me a cat scan y'all.
All of these symptoms, the UTI ended up becoming a
kidney infection. So my kidney is what caused me to
literally feel like I jumped off the Titanic and told Jack,
I'll never let go, bitch. That is how cold I am.

(41:42):
Ill swo to God full life. I've never been this
cold in my life. I've never felt this. I wouldn't
worth wish this on my worst enemy. Like it was
the worst feeling ever. I don't even know what this
goddamn medical feeling is about to be. But basically they
put me on And this is why I wanted to share,
because I know we've been giving a lot of like
just tips, and so I ended up buying piss test strips,

(42:04):
which you guys can get. Oh bitch, I'm about to
be testing my piss every week. Why can't they piss?
I'm about to piss on the.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Test strips.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
They really for your pH but it can let you
know if there's any bacteria or so, bitch, I bought
them and I'm about to keep them in my mother.
I'm about to travel with them holes. Also, they gave
me cipro floxin zipro flu axin. Someone told me how
to fucking pronounce it. But it's cipro floxin, that's what
it's spelt like. And this is something you could get
in Mexico ladies for the cheap. So when you go

(42:35):
get get you some cipro, which is an antibiotic. And
if you take an antibiotic, make sure you get that
flucam which is flucanasan. That is a prebiotic that you
want to take, otherwise you gonna end up with a
yat infection. My pussy been out of commission for the
last week. No liquor, no coffee, no spicy foods. What

(42:55):
are you doing, man, bitch, reading, writing, fucking watch your tea,
be catching up on tunes. I don't fucking know.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
I'm like, holy shit, I can't do anything.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I will say though the fucking feeling like and again
I think everyone listening, men and women both then had
a uti for it to reach my kidney, like I
ain't even I ain't even like, no, they was that important.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
I was like, bitch, the kidney is like, you can't
y'all know you can't live without one.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
I mean yeah, I mean I think you could live
without one, but they they important as fuck.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
I didn't know that because nothing ever happened to my
kidney could Now it did, And then my mama's cared me.
Then my mama was like, bitch, now that it got
a little bit infected. Was a nurse, you say, and
you didn't know the kidneys? First off, I didn't talk
to my mom about nothing about the hospital because I
don't like blood.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
So even even.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
When she wanted me to, like, which is crazy, maybe
because I get a tattoo, bitch, I took that needle
like a mon the fucking g Actually, ooh, if anybody
using this opportunity for help. So I'm so embarrassed to
say this, but I'll tell a recent hospital story. So
you know, I was recently hospitalized, and I talk about

(44:16):
it a little bit in the book.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
But for me, for horrible, it's just a little too
much actually not something to too much for horrible.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Like just to it's something for and I guess that's
may sound ridiculous because they're like what you're putting in
a book.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
But Mitch, I'm gonna tell the editor to ask you
to describe more in that chapter. I think it needs
more details. Ew Man, not more details in a bad way,
but I think you mentioned it in the gloss over.
I know, probably because it was too scary to write.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
But anyway, get to the hospital and basically they're trying
to put an IV in me.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
This is a true story.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I know this sounds crazy to people, but Okay, when
I was a kid, my mom's had hard problems my
whole life, pacemaker, different shit, whatever.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Stroke.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
She wanted to leave the hospital once they were wouldn't
let her. She was getting angry, she was getting delirious,
so she pulled out the ivy and it squirted out
like a fountain. I guess that's what happens when you
do it in the middle of your You gotta clamp
the bloody it not on my face, and it really

(45:23):
fucking terrified me. So when I have HIV tests and
I've been able to do prick, your culture doing a
complete blood check up is like, yeah, they've got to
harness me to It's bad, bro. I'm in the hospital
and they're trying to get ivy in me and she's
like telling me to make a fist of all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Passed out twice? Are you so dramatic?

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I'm not even joking. And I feel embarrassed even admitted
out loud because I like to get over it. But
it was so bad.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Mandy.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
I remember talking to Liz Goldwyn. I'm like, Liz, I
don't know what to do. She's like, you have to
start thinking of your health whatever. Like she was like
trying to tell me maybe hypnotherapy. You've got to do
something right. I literally they were like, if we can't
do this for you, we can't help you.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
And I'm like, I'll leave.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
So you know how, I actually, uh think about it now.
This is gonna be crazy, but because yo mind, because
you a horny little hope, I feel like this to help, right,
So you know how, like, well for me and I
told you sex psychology wise, I be like comparing, like, no,

(46:30):
look how I like.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
To take big dick and strong.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
And hard, and I'd be like, ooh, I know other
bitches can't take dick like this. I know that when
people have to get their blood drawn they be real
squeamish and shit. So to me, I think I'm gonna
take this ship like a g I'm gonna take this
ship like I know.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Other motherfuckers ain't. No, I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
You got to think about them drawing blood as if
you're taking a big old dick that you know other
bitches can't take, because most people can't take drawing their
blood is.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
So big of it, like Alice is Beyonce uh has
a fear of whales?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Wait what? Because the reaction, I just had to just
hear me. WHOA. I didn't know that just talking about
it was gonna make me do that absolutely. So they
walked into.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
A hotel room and he took this video of her
and they were laughing with a whale and it. She
was on the floor like, no, please, no, I'm laughing
at it, right, poor Clara.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
When you just started talking about that blood, I had
to start thinking about the beach and other ship because
I didn't even hear it.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
And you want to know what's crazy, I'm sitting in
the bed with a whole kidney affection. Do you know
that that's the one thing that made me for two
hours straight, I was looking up animal videos so it's
well or shark season, and so it was so wonderful.
D it was and it was like it was like

(47:58):
lions and Hyena and it was the whole an. Oh
maybe I was because I was on drugs. They were
the best videos ever.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
So blood play would be a nightmare for you.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
No, she'd be fucking dearing a period. That's what I
don't want to see it. Blood doesn't scare me. Different
So blood doesn't scare me. What scares me is the rain.
Tra Venous needle.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Injections don't scare me even it's that's scratching the surface.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
I see what you mean. It's the tying of the
blue thing.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
It's closing the fist, it's the needle going into a vein,
it's the drawing it out.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
It's really just when I see this, Oh my god.
If you smell the alcohol swab, I bet you that
fucks you up. And it's you say that because it
just so bad.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Maybe I had to sign a fucking waiver that I
was refusing medical treatment.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
I was so embarrassed that me, as someone that's talking
about shaking advocacy for your health.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
I was like, bro.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
So the next day I had to do an HIV
dinner and then go to Atlanta, right the risky dinners
that I've been talking about. I'm literally telling Koya. I'm like, Bro,
I'm like, I cannot believe I couldn't get past this
one point. And I'm sitting there knowing I'm gonna feel
better and figure out what's wrong with me.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I couldn't do it, Bro, that's crazy. Dog.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Now I'm like about to see a hypnosis. This bitch
is eight hundred dollars. Apparently she's worked with celebrities and
she's like the best of the best. And people are
telling me that I should just watch videos of it happening,
so at least seeing it learn to watch it.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
But Nigga, I can't even go. Lie.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
I think that that's how I became okay putting feet
in my mouth. I think I saw so many videos
of like foot porn. It like just got me to
where I was like, bitch, I can suck.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
A toe if you broke it down, just like logically
and scientifically, like you know, just.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
That I need to get this done. It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter because it's just feel really dumb.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
I want to have kids, my nigga was like, you
know how much you're going to get to know how
much they do and like each trumps.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
I'm really weird. I don't think you'd be embarrassed though. Well,
I didn't know it was a bad yeah, I mean,
I mean you're dramatic, but I don't think it's a
bad thing. Oh girl, when they woke me up, it
was a bad thing. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Also, I didn't know you can faint forward, and that
was how I fainted the first time. So basically I'm
saying I just thought you always go bad. So when
I woke up the first.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
I'm like, I remember my eyes opening and I was like,
why am I looking at my like everything had to
come back.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
And so then they knew it was bad. So they
bring in like a head doctor and he's cute, so
no pun I was like, oh he was black. It
was like a little scene and he was like, oh,
here's you're giving us troums. I was like, I know,
I'm so scared.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
I'm flirting. Are you role playing with a fucking doctor?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Girl, I got excited.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
And then he's but he's also trying to be nice
to me, to me less scared, right, He's like oh,
what do you do for work? Like he's just talking
to just get me to calm down, right girl, a
second he pulled out their motherfucking table. I said, girl,
you would have thought somebody was hurting me, like really
assaulting me.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
I had to walk out the hospital, but I took
myself too.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
So it's so anyone that can handle scary hospital visits
and doesn't give a shit about them, y'all are so lucky.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
I'm also gonna say for anybody who goes into sex
with the risk of things like this happening, Like clearly,
I talked to the guy and let him know we
ain't doing that no more. But I realized because it
was so good, I didn't hate him.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
I was like, damn, I ended up in the er,
but that dick was so good. I was like, wait, sex,
send me to the ar isn't it a show?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Literally he said that on the phone today, like, well,
we literally were talking about it again. Let me say
it like sex set me to Oh it's good. Let
me oh, I'll be able to show you because I
feel like nobody else because guess what.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
You know?

Speaker 1 (51:49):
It was No, it was good, like so good where
I laughed about it now because I'm alive.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
But like in the moment, I really thought I was
gonna die. But then I was just like, no, our
our shitt's stories are funny on your no, once you're
on the other side of it.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
And we literally just said, okay, we can't do that
the next time we have sex, like no, like or
we'll just have the wipes next door, because like the
wipes right next to us.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
You got the wipe that dick before you put it
back in me. But it was so good. I was
just like, I ain't even mad at you. I mean,
shit happens now if it wait did you did you
have a condom? One?

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Yeah? Did he? I don't know. I thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
I'm it would have been so no, no, no, no, no no.
And he didn't take it off. That's the thing. We
just kept we kept switching condos. But I don't think
he switched between that like a super easy fan.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
That's what he should have done. That's actually what it was.
But we were no, we were we were on, we
were we were I'm thinking that's what it was.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
We weren't switching no, because when we woke up the
next morning, it was disgusting.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
You would think I got a train ran on me.
They were all over the room. Nice. I know that
is nice, right.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Like I was like, nigga, where are your friends? I
did ask for I showed you this picture. It was
disgusting though, Like they were ever like in the living room,
the bathroom, the bedroom. I was like, it was like,
were they're more than just yo dick here? It had
to be more than just yo dick. It had to be.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
They was everywhere, which I don't mind seeing it. I
was like, let's pick them up.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Well, you just started fucking him, right, we just yeah,
yeah yeah. And also I know a lot of sex workers.
They'll exchange results and ship like that, so I think
it's nice. Well that's the thing. That's the thing, bitch.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
I didn't have no recent results and he was filming,
so like that is the thing.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
To use the sex workers that I do know, like
they don't want to use condoms.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
But also if I don't have what they need and
they have to fucking test, like they can't just trust
my word on it, and they're real like, bitch, if
you do got something, bitch, you gonna take money. I
got so much better at condoms.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
They are way better.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
At having test results up to date, like say, being
very open with everything even the next morning, like all
the things we did, he knew like, well, maybe you
should get a probiotic. He knew about bork as he
knew about all the things I was like, but he
knew about because sometimes he supposed to come over and put.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
He knew about it all.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
I ain't gonna hold you, shout out to him, Well,
I do have real quick and it's a good one.
Speaking of health, I think it's a good one. Gonna
get We're gonna get new to this. And we talked
about sucking dick. We talked about dick. This is new
to sucking turtleneck dick. That's the title of this home
mael Oh, by the way, if you have homail, please

(54:40):
make sure you send it to miss that is horrible
decisions at gmail dot com.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Oh not me, girl. We was literally I told him.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
I want to I told him I wanted to fuck
him and a friend of bitch, I'm trying to set
up a threesome. And I said so, I was like,
show me some of your friends, bitch. One of them
had a turtlenet dick. One was five nine and he
I'm like, damn you picky. I was like, nigga, if
I'm gonna have my pickings of your friends, I want
to find one the fuck. Anyways, he said my pickings, bitch,

(55:10):
if I if I could choose my threesome, I wanted
to be who I wanted to be. So okay, y'all,
let's get straight to the point. I'm a thirty eight
year old newly separated from my husband, and I have
never messed with anyone who was uncircumcised until now. What
in the hell am I supposed to do with all
that extra flesh. We've only messed around once, and right

(55:33):
after we were done and cleaned up, I said, you're
gonna have to teach me how to please you with
oral because I have no experience with that type. His
immediate reflex response was yep, my jaw dropped.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Damn. He said, no, bitch, you ain't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
My jaw dropped, and he tried to clean it up,
but we laughed and kept watching TV after a bit,
but he gave confirmation that the head was trash. But
that nut he did bust had him screaming from all
the other ship that I did what tips do you
have ask them niggas y'all know for feedback to do
any of y'all have uncircumcised penises in the room.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Oh? Sorry, we have them all snipped in here. Not
believe he told her her head was traded. He said, yep,
that ship was. I gonna say this, and I actually
really mean this wholeheartedly. Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
I think if you really knew how to suck good dick,
you wouldn't have been struggling that hard.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
It is not all the way up.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
And even if he has the extra long skin, a
hard dick, you know, you just like how you get
with blood.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Oh it's not blood, it's only an extra long turnlenick.
But that's what sets you all, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Like, I will only even deal with an uncircumcised dick
if when it gets hard, it's so big that.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
The skin just the skin just ain't really there, no more.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Like, I'm fine seeing the skin when it's soft, but
if it's really big and the skin goes up and over.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
It, you wouldn't put it in your mouth, Gummy, No.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
I wouldn't put I would an extra long turtleneck ain't
going in my mouth at all.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Okay, here's don't know what to do, so go ahead.
You got you. The probe.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Why I said you may not be good at sucking
dick is because hmm, one, you probably were sucking dick
scared because there was extra skin.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Dallad you go in sucking dick scared, you're probably gonna
be bad at it.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
If then, yeah, you have to teach me how to
suck your dick. You can ask someone what they like,
but that's also something that is hello, you gotta teach
me how to suck your dick because it looks like this,
like I don't really even like that language, which is
why I.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
And she had a really large labia or long labiya
and like I thought her pissy looked like a flower.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
I loved it, but she told me that she was
super insecure about it because dudes would be like, you
gotta tell me, am, I supposed to suck on the side,
like you feel that just because the labia was long,
same shit, like you really dick shame it. And I
know like some people joke about it, but to tell
that was a jockey, I just wouldn't put it in
my mouth.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
That's just kind of I think she's I think she's
so dead ass though.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Oh no, if it was, I guess, but I just
feel like, if you're gonna fuck with the nigga, it's
just weird to say that.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
But anyway, Yeah, I wouldn't ye talk about someone behind
their back for real. No, Like you're really gonna say
in front of me like this shit is eh? No?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
No, Like I one of my holes right now. Got
an uncircumcised dick. He do, but when that thing is hard,
it's circumcised. So basically what Mandy's talking about is when
when you're hard, the skin just starts to work its
way down.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah, that's what I got to do. No work.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Also another reason that I love uncircumcised dicks because they
feel way more sensation, so they're super pleased when you're
doing a good job at it.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
I would say, watch videos.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
I'm not going to go through a laundry list of
what to do, but you need to watch videos on
how people are maneuvering their hand. I don't think there's
anything I can really say, but you need to find
a video that's closest to what his penis looks like
when hard, because most uncircumcised dicks I've seen when they're hard,
you can't tell anymore.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Yeah, that's that's the ones I like. Yeah, I think
that's most But if it is that, lie, But I
had one and I was like, damn, it's rock hard
and in his head disappear like.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
The kid went right over the head to get him.
Were you taking back when he had told her that
the head was bad? Yeah, but now I feel like
she deserved it because she I mean, she dick shamed
him in front of his face, like I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
What to do with your da He still got though, Yeah,
but and he said it wasn't Yeah, I don't mind.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
I mean, okay, would you want to if it was bad,
let's say, immediate after you busted, after whatever conundrumy'all went through,
would you be upset if you told you the head
was bad.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I'm not gonna lie. I think that we should maybe
make improvements. I mean, I think that we should tell
people though, like if something is unpleasurable, to tell your
partner it wasn't good.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Well, he came, so I guess that's why it's hard.
But I was gonna say this, well she said from
all the other ship, right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
But there's a there's a thing to me about like
immediately telling someone right after, like I think you got
to table that conversation for a second, Like you're still
gonna wait till you eat and pick out the endor fins,
like you're sitting like like, let me breathe for a
minute before you tell me my said it wasn't good. Yeah,
in the moment right after, You're right, I don't you
get wrong for saying that. So you probably shouldn't fo
with that nigga, but you must like him because you

(01:00:22):
wrote in so I guess that little turtleneck that got you.
Oh no, I really think she gonna she gonna work
through it. Yeah, yeah, you need to watch the videos
of dicks that resemble his.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Like, I know that sounds like I'm not giving you enough,
but I'm glad that you gave you. I have no
advice for her.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I have none.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
If if like I said, but if it's an ectual
large turtleneck, if that thing given like, I'll get I'll
deal with like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Old navy gap turtleneck.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
But if it's like the expensive norseil turtleneck, you know,
like the real thick.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Ones that you know cost money.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
I don't want that big old thick turtleneck. We are
also on Patrion.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
You may patreon dot com backslash Horrible Decisions and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
This hoe is insane.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
We don't kink shame, but I guess we turtle next shame.
So if you and your uncircumcised Dick want to spend
some money, were gonna take it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
By the way, we also want to let y'all know
we are both venturing to the south of France.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
We we and so.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
All of the episodes that shall listen to will not
have any updates until we get back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
We we can.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I say we we out there and yes? Why It's French?
Like if I go to a nigga and just say that,
he gonna say what you gonna say? What's the response
to that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Says? Why? I don't know? We wait tonight? Something like that.
What you need something tonight? I ain't gonna say we
are yes, we is? He gonna get a wei?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
We is? Yes, we is yes, but we ain't we
we we? How do you say? How you say dick
in French? That's what I want to know. You got that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
I would be out there, real American with this ship.
I don't like this hold on because you don't like accents.
I don't, but if they look a certain way, I
might be okay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Maybe they like really went to English, don't he speaks French? Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
When search first came in the league, I ended up
being at a party where he was at and all
I could do is say huh, And I just kept
smiling in his face, like I know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Because he just looks so good. She did say that
one little thing about that hole for that, but she's
still bad.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Oh no, carry us in the badage, which how you
say dick in French?

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
But I like none adults. Make sure you subscribe to
our Patreon beat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
That beat that up, say beat beat we we dick Dick, Yes, yes,
joined us on Patreon this patreon dot com backslash horrible decision.
We can't wait to tell you all of our whole
ass stories from the Salsa France and god damn, I
gotta work on my excent the Soso Frona anyway. Anyway, Yeah,

(01:03:12):
this is thing yet another episode of horrible decisions.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Y'all. Make sure y'all cure the mutis. Bye, oh my,
what remy hernandez. You would not also have heard of
baby Reindeer and it's insane.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Now, Mandy hadn't watched it, so I had to get
in and talk about baby Reindeer before everybody forgets about it.
This is let me type in baby Reindeer on my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Hold on, Oh, I just got some tea on the
show too.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Oh I can So this is the text messages I
got about it. I just typed it in.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Yeah, girl, baby Reindeer is insane from Breonda. Next text message,
please watch it. Actually it's a little too much. The
key Woods April twenty second, girl Baby rein deals on
Netflix and it's wild. I did text my man baby
Reindeer question mark. Then someone else screenshots Cardi b talking

(01:04:07):
about Baby Reindeer.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Now spoiler alert, Yes, it's not really that much of
a spoiler. Everybody been talking about how has a lot
of sexual violence in it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Episode four.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
However, I think that it was okay for me to
watch because I was super prepared to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Yeah, it should.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
I feel like it should start with a trigger warning.
I feel like it's one of those shits. Oh it did, okay,
that episode did. Oh, you're right there, the whole show,
the whole show, should I remember Angeli's what who told
me to watch.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
She's like, you gotta watch Baby Raindeer. I'm like, what
is this? She told me?

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
And then someone DM me and told me like some
a fan dm me and told me. I'm like, let
me watch it. I got to episode four.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
It's like the recent teas and once you get the
twenty yes, yes, what is Baby Reindeer?

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
It's an eight episode Netflix series.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Okay, it's my god, damn, I know you're right. So
it is a seven episode show on Netflix about stalking. Yes,
all I know is about a crazy, big white girl.
This stock is somebody who deserves an oscar or oo
or emmy, whatever they give them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
And I'm just kind of watching the shit like damn, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Like people were saying, it doesn't get good, you know,
until the fourth episode, I disagree.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
I enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
What makes this show dope is this is a true story.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
So as we're watching episode one, a woman walks into
a bar. She's kind of lying.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
About her life.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
I'm a lawyer, I know famous people, I'm this, I'm that,
And it's like you can just tell someone's lonely, and
when you're watching it, it kind of becomes this thing
where you're like Okay, why do you keep giving this
person attention? And what I learned and I don't know
if you've ever had this experience, but like it made
me think to myself, there are so many times I

(01:05:57):
didn't want to talk to someone and I kept going, yeah,
leading people on, way do that shit.

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
I think it's like a guilt thing where people are
so worried to let someone down or itself, to turn
someone down and tell him no, and it's just inherit
or whatever. So then subconsciously or even consciously, they just
they're like, I'll just keep being nice. Are keep being nice?
It's like, but that's worse because now they think there's hope.
I'd rather just be like, nah, NIGGI you in it true,

(01:06:21):
because I like, I've had people leave me on. Then
I'm like, nigga, if you ain't trying to fuck, there's
three billion people that'll gay.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Probably. I don't know if that statistic it's true, it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
But the point is there's a lot of other people
I could be out here trying to fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Don't make me waste my time.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
And then here's the other thing, right, I don't necessarily
know if he was leading her on, but what I
will say. Maybe he didn't lead her on romantically, but
there was a small part of me that was like
I would have thought he was my friend too.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Yeah, he gave it, you get you gave it. You
gave a cookie? What's that? Give give cookie to a
mouse of cookie or something like that? That book that
we used to read in kindergarten.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
If you give a mouse of cookie here and not
know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Okay, well, at least someone you don't know that book?
Oh it has a cookie and it's a white cover.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
But yes, and it's just and at least to this
whole thing. Okay, Well, anyway, it's a book. It's a
very popular The people in the comments are gonna be
going crazy because it's a very popular book.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
When someone's listening in their headphones to like this doesn't
know this? Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
So anyway, it was very much that like, if you
give someone something, they're going to ask more.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Well, so we watched this first episode. She comes in,
she's starting to try to make a connection about how
great she is. Now, a lot of times when we
meet someone who's a liar like that, I find that
it's because they really don't have anyone that likes them
for them. They need to use the things about them
to seem interesting. And the entire time I watched this,

(01:07:48):
I thought about Reesasa.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
I work at this company.

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
It's this didn't even think about that. But yeah, it
was the same type of lying lying narcisses.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Like it was so easy because it felt like it was.

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
It felt like it did such a great job of
making you feel bad for her, and then it turned her.
It slowly turned her into a villain because you're like,
oh no, this bitch is wild. But she played it
so well that although you you hate her because she's wild,
you still like feel bad for her because like, oh,