Ep. 433: Captain Hook

In this week’s episode, we kick things off with a reminder to grab our New York Times best seller before catching up on life. Mandii doubles back on past stories before she and Weezy get hilariously candid about “counting their bodies” and debating “how big was the thang?” The conversation dives into feeling like a piece of meat, being called “babe,” and whether ghosting is ever okay.We unpack dating men with baggage, strategies for getting what you want, and Mandii’s surprising take on her ex. From not having time to consider others to an “emergency prescription” run that turns into unexpected flirting, the laughs keep coming. We wrap things up with high-energy banter about pulling out the vacuum and the effects of too much caffeine.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Decisions Decisions. I don't think you should say
decision Decisions. It sounded like you was talking to Kirsty.
You definitely say to welcome, Welcome to the new podcast.
Oh wait, you want to say together Decisions Decisions. Hey guys,
welcome to another episode of Decisions Decisions. I'm your girl,

(00:22):
Mandy v aka Full corporuns Akad Beach. Hey, everybody, welcome
back to another episode. My name is Weezy and per usual.
You can go get our book, No Holds Bart. If
you don't have it already, you are really missing out, Beach.
I really don't like when people are left out. It's
like people that didn't watch Love Island and all that shit.

(00:42):
I'm one of them, and I don't want you to
be one of those that I haven't read our book yet,
So go and order No Holds Bard is out now,
that's right. Don't beat on people that got so much.
Some motherfuckers say because you watch a little clip, a
little thirty seconds, a little sixty seconds or something and
don't check out the whole thing, that's what you doing
on the internet. And I know by now you've seen
all these clips about our goddamn book. Do not comment

(01:06):
unless you've broad the whole thing. Poor Fayever, Okay, she
only said that because you're here, we want to make
you feel included, Like we just said what I can't say,
poor paper, your favorite nicker, Nick ker Awan. I guess
we're gonna start with a little ketchup or whatever. It's
crazy because I notice is the decisions decisions now, and

(01:28):
I don't want us to get like bleeped too much
on the YouTube. So therefore, if you don't want to
hear the bleeps that's about to come, go ahead and
subscribe to our patreon where is bleep free puts the
whole or what You could try to tell this story
without saying I like that. I mean she just said, Dick,

(01:50):
do you think they bleeped out there? Yes? It isn't
that an anatomical or saying thirteen version, like call it
banana the banana plant? Ye say stuff like that. And
when me and him were hunching, say stuff like that,
you think we can say hunching, hunch hudget is corraze. Okay,

(02:11):
so I'm gonna make it. By the way, it's already
gonna sound like it's coming from an old bitch or
an old woman. I'm sorry, look at me. I don't
want to get the bleeps going. Okay, it sounds like
it's you're gonna hear why because I'm embarrassed to share
this story, but I'm finna share it with y'all. Oh
my god, No, even worse, even worse, even worse. First off,
not y'all guessing about the goddamn egg plant story. Okay,

(02:33):
So anyways, if you guys have been on the Patreon,
you would have known, like the backstory, I'm back single,
so I'm back dating outside, going back in the rolodecks,
and so basically boomed. Let me tell y'all what happened.
So I ended up double back into somebody that this

(02:53):
is so bad too pre pandemic. We ended up hanging
out try to hook up. We were both so lit.
He didn't get up, and so normally I don't give
someone second chances with that. There's a few guys I've
talked about on the pod where that's happened, and it's like, well,
we didn't fuck because it didn't get hard, right. So anyways,

(03:17):
we just kind of kept following each other on Instagram.
We haven't done anything. Anyways. I was lit the other night,
and he happens to live in Atlanta. So I was
lit the other night, coming from like my homeboy game night.
When I say lit lit, we was playing some game.
I don't even was it Tunuk. It might've been tungk

(03:38):
and you would just had to drink. Anyways, I was lit.
So it's two o'clock in the morning. You hear me
two o'clock in the morning. I say, come over because
I look at his story and he outside, So I
hit him up, like, come over, mind you we've never
had sex. He's like dead ass. I'm like, yeah, the
dead ass response is crazy. Now did you ever feel

(03:58):
it coming? Did I feel it coming for him? None
of Yeah, because you're like, we never had tags. No,
he good looking, He very good looking. He also about
to have a nickname on the five and y'all about
to hear it goes deeper into the story. So anyways,
so it's two o'clock in the morning, he's like dead ass.
He's like, yeah, I'm calling on uber now. I said
me too this one. But just can't have homeboys just live. No, no, no,

(04:21):
he wasn't my homeboy because we clearly tried two fuck
years ago. It just didn't get up and I didn't
really give him a second chance. So what did you
do right after you didn't give him the second chance?
He was just like, okay, never mind. This was pre
pandemic and we didn't live in the same city anyways,
like I was living in New York. Prepandem. It said
pre pandemic, as if that's the like it was. It

(04:42):
was pre predom. We technically didn't fuck because resep body
counts after prepend Oh baby, I got three. I'm good,
so three. I mean I had a relationship, then the
the basketball nigga I went to every time me and
him broke up, and then my new boyfriend ex boyfriend.

(05:04):
Now I don't know. Oh yeah St Croix, none of
the only niggas you fuck? Remember I went celibate, Yes
you did, and then I stopped fucking. Twenty four to seven,
Oh so I can add twenty four seven five five
penises in five years is not bad? That is it's
a dick of year. Whoa, I'm proud of my not
a dick of year. You know what's crazy? I actually
feel like that can't be right.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I thought I'm going to be office with you. I
don't think so either, Yo. No, is that fin shir
been going on a little too well for you?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Don't yo? I was in a three year relationship. I
mean okay, there was mad girls. Let me do girls
on count I mean no, not really, I'm talking about
the insertion per penis. Okay, wait, broll I have five
and five year old accounts because twenty twenty the only
way she likes to cobadd Then the nigga was cheating
on him with Lambeau b d Oh Lambo too. None
of no Lambo was prepende, No Lampo was after pandemic.

(05:57):
Lambo was after o bay All right, Oh, you ain't
even too many? The nigga got cheated on him with
b d d Lambbo Netflix, Netflix, Netflix. The skater niggam,
I can't mind, man, you already do. I'm at five

(06:17):
and then you're men and now you're man. Oh and
the two niggas you cheated on obay with Oh my,
what I count I'm like seven, old bab That don't
sound right either? Sound first? Got we counted this to

(06:40):
share a dick story is crazy? Like your nigga, you
ain't fucking nobody was no the one? What do you
see what I mean. I don't like this, you know,
like what I'm saying, she's over. You're trying when William
and that's why he got mad at the one dude
that I used to go to and you know him,
that's that's him. I just feel like mine don't count

(07:00):
how girl because she lost because she had more dis
than I did. I've been more conservative. You know, it's
gonna be getting hold on. You know what's even more crazy?
People about to hop in the comments like wait, what
about this guy a mathematics They about to go back
and be like, in this episode you said no, that
was it. That was it for me too, Damn why

(07:22):
would you do it? Okay, you know you know what's crazy?
This actually might lead to one of the variables for
this story that I'm telling. So anyways, the story, I'm
all scared, okay, so let me get back to my story.
So anyways, I was horny. Clearly he was outside, so
I said come over. He said, dead ass, He said yeah,

(07:44):
didn't really waste no time wasted like none. So he
walks in. So he walks in. We go straight to
my bar and do another shot. Because you've been out.
I've been lit. Let's do another shot, given though the
first So we do a shot, even though the first time,
you know this was dumble me good yeah, good point.
And he was so lit the last time. We both
were lit, but literally couldn't get up. Maybe he was nervous,

(08:05):
Maybe it was a liquor. I don't know. All I
know is this time I think maybe he went and
got surgery. It came out. He was hard. We started
kissing in the dining room, said let's go upstairs. We
get upstairs, and this is how you know I was.
I was ready. I had already the condomns under the
pillow and the loop like. He was just right ready.

(08:27):
I knew I wanted some dick. So he pulls it
out as short, isn't there what? No, I don't I
I set up. I set it up. I was like, oh,
mab with this thove. So he he takes it out
and I get ready to put it in my mouth,

(08:48):
and it is ginormous. It Oh no, but it is
ginormous with a hook. And when I tell you like like,
so his dick is probably like this, like it might
be the size of my whole arm. What's crazy? Someone's
gonna know he were talking about because you think someone
that dick has a hook, No, bitch on that thing

(09:11):
like left right his name on the show about to
be Captain Hooks. It's not an uppercut, it's a hook. Bitch,
Are you gonna fuck him again? So we've already fucked
three times and this is where the story's gone. So anyways,
we fucked that night and bitch, I know, I'm y'all's queen. Ooh, baby,

(09:33):
I ran about forty We just experienced a heat wave
in New York City and during our downtime, me and
Eden county three more dicks than this, bitch, fuck continue
the story, Captain hook Ricks, Oh, I got, y'all, hook,
I forgot that. Okay, wait, can I be like the

(09:54):
how to men be? Do sex workers really count sax?
Short Friends and nigga from Texas? Three different states? Okay?
First off, the fellow shoall was like all up in
my pussy and you know what he didn't say during hill?
What's it be down down? AnyWho? Okay, so back to

(10:16):
the story, So boom, he go to fuck me, and baby,
I cannot take that dig for nothing, and I'm like,
this isn't normal. It's the hood. Hold on, it's even
it gets deeper than this, because I'm like, mind, you
were loved up. So I'm like, okay, maybe it's because
you know, I haven't fucked in a while. I broke

(10:38):
up with my with my boyfriend. It's been like a
month and a half. You know. The pussy done came
back and so I was like, maybe that's it. So gray,
it was so good. I ran that thing back the
next day, hold on any daytime. Literally during his lunch break,
bitch ran that thing back again. So he came in again.

(10:58):
Bitch came into girl put it in me, and I
was running again. So let me tell you how big
this thing is. Let me tell you now. The hook
is a variable. The amount of time it took me
to have sex is another variable. Y'all want to know
what another variable is? What's variable? I ain't starting. I

(11:22):
don't know the other variable yet. Because I decided that
maybe something is anatomically wrong with me. His his penis
went so deep into me and I couldn't take it
so good. I said, you gotta be a fibrarate. I
need to go to a doctor. I literally, in my

(11:42):
old ass mine said, bitch, you don't wrong from dick.
It's gotta be something like something a right down there
that she was running. So here we go where you
did you go? Well? No, we want a thirst time?
Oh what did I take that dick like a motherfucker?
Pro So? Maybe I think I said so, maybe it
was a time that I was you know, you have
a cycle and within your pms, apparently you're you're you're

(12:06):
more sensitive at certain times than not like e'sag Smith.
There's a whole lot of things that could have been.
I am going to get some doctor though, because I
don't like not being able to take dick. But anyways,
so that happens, and it's so good, I start to
be like, so need that again? I have a question

(12:29):
for the men because now I'm confused. We're having a
great time having sex, it's going well, we've only fucked
three times, and he says that he feels like meat,
and I need to know how to not make him
feel that way. Although I remember how anyone that attended

(12:54):
our last Horrible Decisions tour, what show me the text
of you asking what the meat? Or ask him for
the wait, ask him for it? I need to see
why he said, like, how did you say the way
he used to text twenty four to seven, you up
gang or he said that no, no, no, we something like that.
That's crazy. You know what's aught so crazy about you
saying this about how I talk? So hit him the

(13:15):
other day because we've been talking about like Michelin restaurants
and stuff, and I went to one yesterday, so I
called him. I was like, ooh, go into this cote.
I love cot so Coke, So went there and So
called him and was like and when I called him,
he answered, like, what's up, babe? Not the B word
with three insertions, and I kind of let us slide.

(13:36):
And I don't know that if I hear it again,
if I'm gonna have to like, hey, brou calm down
with that problem. Okay, first off, to be called babe,
I'm the only three insertions and this is any start
a clip of this. So I made that love I
Love Island joke today because I just started it because
everybody's watching it. Okay. Brionda actually hung up on me
a few days ago for the watch You're not watching
Levine that I can't talk to you and hung up.

(13:58):
She's like, ditch, I need to talk like I'm not I
need to talk about that, and I can't tell you. Okay,
I'm also dubbed me in text. So I started watching
it and there's a scene where this dude chooses a
girl as his number one, which means they now share
a bed together, and they're coupled in the villain Okay,
his name is Ace, her name is Amaya, and he goes, look,
I just want you to know even though I chose you,

(14:18):
like he's, oh, I'm not watching it, but apparently they
came out of thing. Okay, okay, But anyway he said
to this girl, he said, yeah, like I'm with someone else.
She goes, okay, fine. Next day she's like, I mean,
damn babe, and he goes, I don't really like that either.

(14:38):
She's like what He's like, Yeah, like the cuddling, like
the extra tonal, like the pet name. She's like, okay,
so you don't. I can't say babe either. And at
this point I'm really feeling her because I'm like, yo,
don't tell me you like me or you fuck with me,
and I can't say that. I can't say fucking babe.
Do worth off? He just he inserted in me three times. Cool,

(15:02):
We're cool. A minute mark. You could say no, no, no, no
to me. Three assertions doesn't mean that. Now there's the
pet names going on. Not call you by your first year. Yeah,
I mean he he doesn't say like that. But Yn
actually told me once he was like, you call everybody
bab Yeah, but you know what's crazy, he didn't call

(15:23):
me babe before he inserted he answered the phone, what's
that babe? Like that, just like that, I am not
your babe. I'm not your babe. Restaurants because we finish,
go and eat. Because he don't want to feel like meat,
so I'm gonna let him feed me some other meat
besides his meat. So you calling him and telling about stuff, right,

(15:43):
because you are doing no. But that's the thing. But
since before pandemic, we still maintained where we talked. We
send each other meets, we text like we do all
that ship. When I moved to Atlanta, Like I told
him about my favorite sushi restaurant, he told me about
Like we still have conversations. You don't like him, you
know what's crazy? He cool, He's very he's very handsome.

(16:05):
Me my type with a big old dick, good job
six five good Yeah, Like it's cute, and she said
a year out, but I don't. I don't want a
relationship right now. That's fair, but he can't call you
be okay, getting deeper. Let me tell you what really happened.
Hold on, because why not? Let me tell you what.

(16:28):
So we went on a date. This is before I
got with Active Bay. So we went on a date.
It was cool. He ghosted me, I swear to god.
He doesn't think he did, but I felt ghost you.
So literally, after he fucked the ship out of me,
I said, damn, you ghost to me, nigga. So he's like, wait,

(16:49):
what he fucked the ship out of you recently? And
then I brought up damn nigga, and you ghosted me
and I still gave you some pussy, which is crazy anyway,
So you So then I got a boyfriend and so
it didn't I got a boyfriend, so it didn't matter.
So he's like, okay, I'll tell you why, just not
right now because we laid up. I'm probably ruining the mood.
So he tells you you ready, yes, tell the nigga.

(17:11):
I ain't want kids, oh exactly, and so in his mind,
hold on, So we have this whole conversation because he
liked me, and then I said, yeah, fuck them kids
on a date and he's like, he's my age, so
he wants kids. This was after fuck one. We've now
fucked three times. I like to think my pussy is

(17:31):
that good. He now was like, well, maybe I don't
need kids, and he called me babe. I feel like
he's liking me, and whoa. Yeah. Well this was to
go with ghosting, but we did an episode with trash Tuesday.
We loved. I loved the cutie for Duties. Actually, Alex

(17:52):
has been trying to get us to go. I want
to go back for years. I will go back on
their show. Love them like and I don't say that
about many people, especially white people. When I tell you
I would go on their show once a month I
was there. I love them. They're from one of us
back before the episode. I love them. If y'all go
check it out, it's out if you're on our Patreon.
I posted it trash Tuesday shout out to them if

(18:16):
oh my god, white girl us so because girl, we
were saying nigga with them, but they didn't say it back,
which I appreciated. Wait, Mandy, why would they say that
they would. But if they did say, well, no they
did say that, which one do you think it's said? No,
I'm not gonna say that because these are them date guys.

(18:37):
One was dating an Asian and the other dates white guys. Right,
she didn't Sam and allow Brown. I like Saman's nah,
you damn. I want to know what I will say.
I will say, I will say and though on them
them them islanders, there's they're probably the most respective in
terms of not having to say nigga. Like y'all saw

(18:57):
the mexicanot said, nigga can say what they grow up
around their own tribe. So I don't feel like they
need to say the innovatric cle on Trappa because you
know what it is. Here's the thing she asked the
question people like why you ain't check you There's some
moments where you're just like, I'm gonna let you sit
in your dumb yep. I felt that from h just like,
but yeah, I don't think any of them want to

(19:18):
said it anyway, don't check it out, you're gonna do
about it. What did we talk about on tray Shuesday?
We talked about something like this ghosting and ghosting. I
don't think ghosting is okay, and you and the girls
were like, no, I go feeling it. Yeah, and so
he did, and I'm not I actually think the ghosting
is the most appropriate in terms of, like of what

(19:41):
I'm saying for a reason. I actually he had a reason.
I understand he had a reason. He literally they really
can't go past this at all. And he literally said
that to me. So after the date, which you well wait,
which I thought was great, right, the date was great.
So when it kind of went nowhere and I stopped
hearing from him and then I got a boyfriend, it
didn't matter. But now how that he fucked me and

(20:01):
it was good? Now I was like, damn, Now, I
want to know why the fuck you ghost to me?
And it was because he's digging you down and he
is taking me down. Question, then what is the fine
line between distancing and ghosting? No? No, no, we were
we were texting, talking like it was on a date. Shut.
Literally it was like a shut immediately, Oh no more Texas,

(20:21):
no more calls, no faith, no more reaction. And that
went like even on my Instagram and then guess what
he started reacting to you my flowers. I got sent
by my nigga, the sushi that he bought me when
I went to La. All the posts about me having
a nigga is the ones he would kind of like
corny double tap, like big big six five cornball. I

(20:42):
don't know. I didn't mind it, but that's where he
was like, you got into a relationship, you know, he
was like, my ship, Well, you know what it is.
It's very passive aggressive it is. It's a very passive.
I don't think so. Bro. If a bitch did that
to a nigga, that's corny. You know, I'm glad you
found somebody. I even told him when we started talking
about the kids, I said, no, if you want to

(21:03):
go have kids, you could still be in search of
baby mama. Who's telling everybody? Why why can't I tell man?
If they want to have kids, go ad them. You're
just not gonna have them with me. I don't see
nothing wrong with that. There's something really wrong. I don't
know how we're supposed to navigate this non traditional life
without new ways of introducing solutions to FOP. Because the
truth is, if someone wants children and you don't, they shouldn't.

(21:27):
You shouldn't be dating long term well, who's to say
what long is? It's subjective. The reason I say that,
it's like who we date a year is someone who
we date for two years? Like what is law? I
think even dating for two years, that's kind of I
think two years. And here's why I say that. And
this is no shade to you. I want you to
meet I'm sure a man that's in alignment. Well yeah

(21:48):
he might be an alnight now he said he don't
old kids, no vote. I mean I didn't ask real
so to me, the reason I think it shouldn't happen
is because one you start doing shit, no one needs
this extra headache in their life. For example, you're a
woman that's saying, go out there, do your thing where
that's gracious of you. Now it's another fucking headache in
your life because now this nigga has to take time

(22:09):
from away from you to go be with this children.
Then you're gonna have the baby mama headache. Then there's
a new energy in their life. Then that kid is
somehow now surrounding your life. Now you're the fucking bitch
for saying, hey, well I don't want to wrap your son,
come on vacation. I have a kid, and you're like,
what the fuck it was supposed to I didn't want kids.
It like brings it into your life and it's bringing
you shit you don't want or need. So I can't

(22:30):
even date niggas with kids, then, I think. I mean,
but based on what she even said, that's what I'm
g if you don't want to child like, if you
don't want to handle that, if you don't want children
around your seer in your life. Nah, So what you're
telling me is that the date deadbeats no? Well no,
because if you're saying no, so I like, I have

(22:51):
off of other friends that don't want children. So what
you say, as crazy as people act like you are,
this is not a crazy fucking thing to me at all. No,
I got crazy men and women. I don't want kids,
understand that. So I do. Wait, what you're saying is
that I can't based off even someone wanting them in
the future. Would you say that, as a woman not
wanting kids, that I also shouldn't date a man that

(23:13):
already has kids because what about the men that have
kids and don't want any more? Respectfully? Oh, I mean
that's what I'm That's what I'm asked sactfully, respectfully, you
don't want to be kids at all? Well, maybe they're
teenagers by now, if there's an age, Like I say
respectfully because I don't want to say it, like you
don't like children, but they do seem bothersome to you

(23:35):
sometimes babies, So yeah, but I wouldn't date with a
newborn baby. What about like a seven year old, I
wouldn't mind a seven year old, bro, I'll be around
my homegirls with kids, So like, I'm not that disgusted
and like I hate kids so goddamn much. I like,
I like exaggerations, don't I feel if it was long
term and that kid is with his dad half the week,

(23:57):
oh yeah, that probably wouldn't work for me. But that's
what I'm saying. But that a good dad someone's playing
custody doesn't mess necessarily making them a good dad. They
probably did it so they have to pay more child support.
Well let's just say that. Chances are you chose a
good partner, and a good man is gonna want to
show up if they wanted to be in their child's
life half the week. How would that make you feel? Subjective?

(24:18):
You know, it depends how good the dick is how
much money he has, how great he looks. I don't
think I mean I've dated guys with kids before though
long term. No, I have a data of many people
long ter. Yeah, I don't think you should go because
I don't like this, because I get what she means though,

(24:41):
and it's not a headache for Mandy though I know
you're coming from good intentions at the end of the day.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Realistically, even if it's short for her, long term, it
might be messing with him.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Like guys sound like I'm being picky or nasty when
I'm saying, don't date a guy with kids, And I
genuinely think if I didn't want something for my life,
I'm not surely better. Yeah, I don't think it's because
then it's just really actually is a friend. No, it's
not even that it's crazy because I guess I come
from And again that's why maybe even hit it toward

(25:12):
the quote unquote deadbeat daddy right, Like I grew up
in a single parent household. My dad saw us maybe
once a month, and sometimes the girlfriend was with him,
sometimes they weren't, but we didn't infiltrate his life at all.
As what it seems, right, and a lot of my
friends currently are fucking single mothers. Guess who. They have

(25:37):
almost zero contact with zero help even financially from their
baby daddies. So there are a lot of people with
kids who, especially men, but especially Menia Williamson. Right, what
don't truly make you feel good? You're not talking about Zion,
Zion a fat nigga that No, No, you're not talking about Zion.
You're talking about Zarah. And then he there's a guy

(26:00):
that had kids with a woman and he's like paying
not to Anthony Edwards. Look, she confusing the basketball player. No,
that's Anthony Edwards, she says, Zion whatever that guy right?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Why she confused it though? Why because didn't Zion also
have a kid?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
No, Zion was fucking with a prostitute. Oh like put
him on Black Gossip of the City. Whatever she is.
I don't know. The BBL hosts are like the Anthony no, oh, sorry,
because you know he could. I don't even want to
put it. No, if that's your friend, don't be putting.
They might not be true on it. It's just his
ex girlfriend like wild out, but it might not be true.

(26:37):
She's on TikTok saying how much you should be asking
for Anthony Edwards, right, Anthony Edwards. Okay, so I was
gonna say a deadbut dad. Right, Yes, let's just say
you dated a guy that washed his hands with those children. Yeah,
you in this book talk about how a ship my
own daddy is yep, now knowing how the effect of

(26:58):
those things, knowing how fucked up was, to date a
man that's now having that same action, I mean, but
that's so again, And that's why I said it was subjective.
Like to me, I've also said that I know a
man could be a great partner and probably not a
great father or vice versa. There's really good fathers that
aren't great partner. But would you want to date a
man that wasn't good to children but the children? So

(27:20):
that's what I'm saying. Being good to children again is
subjective because you could be a good father, not a
good partner. And unfortunately, because I also I'm friends with
a lot of people who are single parents, I also
know that it's not necessarily always just the relationship between
a parent and a child, because you have another adult
in there that infiltrates maybe how much you can see

(27:42):
them or or makes it difficult. So that's why I said,
I don't want to generalize this topic because there are
a lot of nuances to being a single parent or
a nigga being a deadbeat dad. There just is. What
I'm saying is though, do it unless the kid was
older and the baby mama got a new call. But
that's even if they're older, they still end up like
a child with the trauma of not having their child around.

(28:03):
So I don't even think age matters. I think, but
I also have talked two men who had kids at
a very early age seventeen eighteen, had them in college,
and now they're in their thirties. So to me, I mean, again,
there's nuance to it. I would be okay dating a
guy with kids? Are you? I think? Are you watching
ann just like that? No? Okay, terrible first episode. I

(28:27):
thought it was a parody, and everyone knows how much
I love Sex and the City. Fucking dumb. However, this season,
Aiden and Carrie decide to get back together. Okay, right,
they're in the fifties or whatever they're in. Aiden's son
is acting out, who's like twelve? Okay, he tells Carrie, listen,
we're gonna be together, but I need to be there
for my kid right now. Okay, I think I need

(28:49):
to be with him for another five years. Okay, Carrie
and him decide to split ways. He moves to Virginia.
She's in New York. She's in a relationship with him.
They bought a house together. Okay, everybody, all of her
friends think this is crazy, right, And Carrie's feeling very
alone because he's got to tend to his children. Blah
blah blah. This last episode I watched, she goes to Virginia.
He tries to integrate her with his children. They're a mess.

(29:12):
He's throwing shit out the window. Fuck you mom, total
white kid shit and my homegirl. I get on the phone,
she goes, this was exactly what the world needed to see.
And I wish Black America could see this, because all
we see is a black single woman with her children
causing a man a headache. And now you get to
see a woman who decided to have no kids. Bam,

(29:33):
and your fuck shit in your world. And now I'm
excited to watch the rest of the season because I'm like,
Carrie should leave. I'm not gonna lie because I just
need It's our baggage, not everybody's children. Are baggage them
a little fuck ass motherfuckers, dawn, little boys baggage and
his baggage to the point where now I can't be
a priority. Now I can't be a part of this world.

(29:54):
For example, another thing, get to a city in Europe.
I don't want to say what city, but my man's
homeboys around and he's got a kid, he has a
girl come visit. I'm talking to the ditch at the
bar with my homegirl and the dude was basically, uh,
you know, he's only in time for a little bit
of time. And a girl's like oh. I was like, yeah,

(30:17):
he's so sweet, like he's getting back to his sons,
Like this is so cute. And she was like, yeah,
I can't be number two to nobody and they kids.
My homegirl and I looking like, oh no, my homegirl says,
shout out to a cute so why are you dating
a man with kids? She goes like, I guess I
probably shouldn't. I'm just having fun, but I'm never showing
up the number two, So that's that's problematic. So when

(30:41):
she walks away, me and my homegirl like, why would
you even say something like that to y'all? To your
man's he's with his friend, his girlfriend. Now you know,
I know you're gonna repeat this. Why would you tell
a man to their face, I'm never coming number two
to your kids? So now you're literally dating someone saying
what out not gonna happen? Your sons are number two

(31:05):
to mind you A man saying that to a woman
would be just like you don't say that kids come first.
I think, though I've called this my superpower in previous episodes,
I think compartmentalizing is my superpower, and it could be
to a fault, right Like, I know there's gonna be
people in the comments like, oh my gosh, she clearly

(31:26):
needs therapy. But I said it, and I'll say it again.
I don't believe in things lasting forever, and I think
that in ways that I genuinely know, I can't show up.
I have to be willing to walk away or have
someone walk away from me, which is why when I
laid down with Captain Hook, because it was good and
I wanted again, I wanted to know where that happened.

(31:47):
And when he said, oh, because you said you didn't
want kids, okay, well I'll be here until you go
find someone to have them with like, but that's not
what I want, literally, dead ass, you know to me
saying that, why, because I feel like that almost lives
in the same language of so why married ben Chichi

(32:09):
better chapter? It's the thing of getting more and deserving better?
Are you fucking kidding me? Why would someone? Well? Right now,
I'm just well, right now, I'm just I don't feel
like I'm getting you. I want the dick. I want
the dick. It's really good. I enjoy his company and
so for now it works for me and I'm getting
exactly what I want to Well, to me, I don't
want a relationship right now. I just got out of

(32:30):
one bitch. I haven't been home longer than fucking like
even the third time I just fucked him. It was
because I decided to change my flight so I could
sleep in my bed and not have to rush straight
to Okay. See, so I was like, ooh, no, I
wasn't supposed to be here, but I'm here for eleven
hours if you want to come over, like to me,
it works right now, So to me, where now he

(32:52):
has to make the decision. Big if you're starting to
like me, but you know you want family planning and
I can't give you that. That's to be his decision
to stop fucking with me. Right now, I'm getting exactly
what I want. But it feels good now that I'm
not running. But like, to me, I'm not wasting my time.
If he's wasting his time, that's on him. He has
to plan his own life for me right now, though

(33:14):
what I want is exactly what I'm getting out of him,
and I like it. If you want friends with benefits, shit, sure, great,
I think that's the best thing. And then the only
thing that can suck is like the more that we
start to grow connections with people, like, let's just say,
you really start feeling this niggat, let's say, because it's
very possible, I think he would be the most unfair

(33:35):
one because he's telling you I'm good. I said I
didn't need a kid like you said that I'm still
dating you. It's like the pressure back and forth. That's
why I don't think it's fair or safe to say
date me, go up kids with someone else, because that's
still well no, so even me saying that we had
a deeper conversation, right, I don't want kids. We're fucking

(34:00):
I know that we're fucking with protections. So I'm not
even asking him if there's anyone else he's fucking. I
don't think we're there yet. But when I say, when
you're ready to go have kids, go find someone. To me,
that's me letting him know when he gets to a
place where he wants something, I don't even want him
to think he can apply any pressure to make me

(34:21):
change my mind or make me feel like I have
to show up in a way that I've already said
I'm not going to. I think when we date people
with intention or not because of yes, we'll deal with
people and then fall into feelings, we get digmatized, we
think that we just want of friends with benefits relationship,
and then it's like, oh my god, you coming over
every day. Now I'm cooking for you, Now I like you.
All of those things, Yes, they happen, but I'm very

(34:44):
clear about that, and so to me, if he is
this grown ass man at the age of thirty five
really wants to have kids before it's too late, I'm
fine with him saying, Yo, you're not able to give
me what I need right now. I need to go
get that. I might cry not it too, but I'm okay.
With that, and I think that that's the thing, like

(35:05):
I'm not gonna try to be somebody that I'm not
that I don't want to be that, And I think
that we have to put that same onus on the man,
like a lot of us show up in ways that
we don't want to for the sake of a man often.
And so if that's what he's doing with me, I
hope he's not because I want him to be true
to himself. That's gonna be his job to step away

(35:25):
from me, and for me, it's not to push away
in no good dick, bitch, I'm sorry, I'm gonna keep
getting a good dick. So you feel we almost don't
want you to go eat with this nigga, just keep
getting why now you are telling me that now I
can't get fed by niggas only because he said he
feels like he's being treated by meat. But that's why
I say he can take me how to go get
some shit. I'm saying I think I make something sex

(35:48):
focused because they know that's what they like. I actually
really believe niggas need to let that shit ronge. Oh no,
you should have seen girl, because I didn't make him
feel like meat. So he's put on like the the
documentary around the Submersible, and then we started fucking, so
we paused it and then he left because I had
a flight. Bitch, there's twenty five minutes left. Do you

(36:12):
know he said, don't finish watching it till I come back.
That's bitch, Now we watching shit together. Oh I thought,
I thought, I don't wait he left left. I thought
he left all night, but we had twenty five minutes left,
and I was like, dang, he told me not to
finish it until you come back over. That's like leaving
something making sure he come back. You know. Yeah, my
nigga didn't talk to me all night because I watched

(36:32):
White Lotus with bro It becomes well. He was a wait,
so is that more intimate than him taking me out
to eat kind of yees? Saving a Netflix show? Yes? Yeah, yes, yes, yeah,
I will agree. We agree more than babe. No no, no, no,
I'm not gonna like you know it's crazy. You know
what's crazy experience for him? You know what's crazy. I
didn't check him on the bab, but if it happened again,

(36:55):
it might have to check him. So is there a
way to check someone on a anymore. Why you're too far,
which we have only fucked three times. Now you're saving,
Now you're doing the food that you guys are picking
the ship. You're too far. It's like, what are you
talking about now? I can't say, babe, bitch, sun up Seau.

(37:18):
He hasn't slept over yet. Okay, he hasn't slept over yet,
but that's why he feels like me. And I was like, well,
Nigga had a fly, you had to get up early
for work. You made an excuse to why he couldn't
sleep over. Instead of saying, oh no, I did say
I would like I like slumber parties, so I said
we got to do that soon, and he kids, I

(37:39):
don't like the pet names, bro. I just don't like that.
If you all go back to maybe like your three
of Horrible decisions. I've never really liked the pet names, bro,
because it made me feel like you're just forgetting my name,
like you fucking with a whole bunch of bitches. Way
about a friend of mine, you've only met him once
or twice on my gaze. I don't want to say
his name though, but he was like saying something about you,

(38:02):
and I was like, well, is Mandy like that? What
do you say about me? So in the Breakfast Club interview, yes,
you said you were single. Mmm. He called me, and
he's like, I knew it. I was like, knew what
he's like after listening to the show Mandy when she
like a nigga, got an energy that I didn't hear

(38:23):
from her this time around, and I was like really,
he was like, oh, I remember Mandy was giggly, and
he was like, so Mandy wasn't giving that energy. I said,
you know, bring this up. I didn't know that. I
think he's gonna be at the book signing tonight, so
I'm gonna having keep going, keep going. He said to me.
A thing that I thought was very interesting. He said,

(38:45):
I wasn't even trying to be what's the word when
you're wanting something to go bad? Malicious? He said, Listening
I knew Mandy. It felt like he liked it when
Mandy was just she didn't get google Gaga and I've
heard her be on the show Your ex the recent X. Okay,
He's like, I would hear Mandy be like let me
I mean and get so feminine and girly and whatever.

(39:08):
He's like, I know, I absolutely did that with my ex.
I know. Oh the point he's now is when Mandy
likes a nigga, she's like that. And so I'm saying,
when you like a nigga and he called you bad
bitch bag, you're not, you'll enjoy it. I don't know, really,
go don't like a nigga. You know, it's crazy. I
like him, but I am so like anti relationship right now,

(39:31):
right like, but I don't. I don't want it to
go that far. And I don't think like you, and
I don't think I'm the one for him. That's your
your saying you're valid in the whole day, Well, you
really like a nigga and you're into a nigga, your
energy is definitely you are like super in luck and
I didn't think about it. Okay, that's possible. And honestly,

(39:52):
it's crazy because I wonder if people felt that from
you while talking about your most recent ex. Because for
a person who's met you once or twice to be
like nah, I heard may be different before. Yeah, was
a narcissist. I was throwed over a nigga. Darren. If
you listen to the eight years of this fucking podcast.

(40:13):
I was thrown over twenty four seven's Dick Lawyer Bay
who had a lot of issues, and my ex uh sauwmate.
Those are the only three niggas that I've ever been
googly over. I talk about good dinner. You were that
googly over lawyer Babe. But well, it was it was
very short lived. I remember it was very short lived.
I remember one thing specifically you said, and I was like, oh, boy,

(40:35):
was I google over a nigga that I thought it
was my sawmate? Yes, I said something about something wrong.
You said he didn't do nothing wrong. He didn't. He
was perfect for the whole first year, and that's why
points But I also say, and it's it's weird because
even in therapy I'm talking about it, that whole timeline
of me. First off, it was the pandemic. I was
cooking every day. I wasn't outside. We were only together me,

(40:57):
him and my fucking cat like because of the world
shutting down, Crystal was battling breast cancer like. I wasn't
even allowed to be around my core group of friends.
So he was my universe literally for a year, which
is why he was perfect to me. We had no
outside influences think about him being perfect or I think
when you to me out someone, But to me, he's

(41:19):
the only person that I've ever been like that with.
And it's why I had such the difficult time saying
that L word to my ex because this was the
first person I let all of my guards down for.
This is the first person I said I love you too,
And this is the first person that I like, literally
kept going back to, and I felt like I lost
myself again, and so me even saying the L word

(41:40):
to my new X, yes, I probably went into my
last relationship with trauma that I didn't realize I had.
Even with the L word, I felt like I was
a delusional, dumb ass bitch when I was in love
with him. Being in love is a delusional to me?
Is this is all to me? Love is not delusion
for a lot of people. For me, when I said
that word to a man, when it was said back
to me, when I look back at it now, I

(42:03):
felt delusional. I felt stupid. I kept going back as
well to him for the face of love, which is
what I said on this podcast, bitch when I went
back time nine, it was because well, they say that
love is hard and you gotta fight for it. And
all the little things about love that I thought I
had to be in with him makes me feel stupid
in hindsight. So maybe it's not even that it was love.

(42:25):
Maybe I was just literally thrown over a narcissist. Maybe
the self worth I thought I had didn't exist. Maybe
there was still things I was getting over. But for me,
what that relationship resembles now is so like choppy that
no love to me, isn't that? And the way I
was googly eyed for that man, the way I was
able to exist with him, I literally look back now,

(42:47):
I've talked about it in therapy and I'm like, bro,
the world was ending. Do you think that you can
be or that being googly can be something safe when
you're with someone? I mean, and let's be honest, your
most recent acts like you enjoy that company absolutely affirming,
Like do you think you could ever be googly again
and feel safe?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Like?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Do you think that there's safety in that? I just
think I have said it now a few times my mom, my, sister, myself,
and a lot of the conversations with my friends. It's
a work in progress. I having it felt so safe
in that relationship during the pandemic and feeling so hurt

(43:29):
and betrayed and manipulated and gaslet and all those things.
In hindsight, to me, I am still at a place
where I haven't felt safety with a man. So I
can't say that like I could be googly eyed and
throw it over Nigga. And this again could be my
defense mechanism as to why Captain hook ain't really getting
the googly from me. I don't want that right now,

(43:50):
and I don't know when I'm going to be ready
to get that, but right now, especially having to navigate
not wanting children, not wanting these things, and standing firm
on it and finding soe that respects that, to me,
I'm I'm really cool with just like enjoying like the
joys of life, like my friendships, like being able to

(44:11):
live in Atlanta out and be close to like my
fucking friends, like it feels so good. And not saying
that I didn't have friends in New York, but like
these are my friends I've been friends with for like
fifteen plus years, Like Crystal just made it to fourteen.
My other friend we've been friends since tenth grade. So
like these friends are like they've just known me. It
just feels different. And so for me, it's that it's traveling.

(44:32):
It's the new baby of our book. It's the new
baby of selective ignorance. It's me thinking, Okay, realistically, I'm
in this new city. What other things do I want
to do? And so for me, a relationship doesn't seem
like the work I want to do right now. And
relationships are work. I said it, like yeah, and I
worked with some shit. I had to make space and

(44:53):
I don't think I had the space around the time
that I broke up with Olbay. And it's a good thing.
I don't know, it's a good thing. Goun to me,
my partner, and I remember he was saying the same
thing to me, like damn, even like six months earlier,
I don't know, Yeah, where will we be because you
actually do have to make room and making room is
something that like, I don't think it sucks because we

(45:16):
could want to receive love, intimacy, whatever, But it's like
timing matters if I'm just kind of prioritizing this thing.
I just realized this week just with our press tour.
Moh blah blah blah, whatever is going on. He was
gonna come over yesterday. Yes, we just got back from
a trip together. It's only in twenty four hours. He
was like, miss She goes like, miss you too, come
over and I was like, just heads up, I make
up at ten thirty in the morning. He's like, all right, baby,

(45:39):
I'm gonna I'll stay home. I'll see you at the
book Sadie. And I was like, why can't you come over.
He's like, we're gonna get wrapped up and shit and
by the time you wake up for me and breakfast,
you got makeup, Like I need to leave you alone.
And I was laughing about it to myself because I'm like,
oh my god, Like there is really a world of

(46:01):
like you don't have time. Yeah, like I don't. I
don't have time bucked, But it's true. I want to
get fucked, but I don't have time. And this is
gonna sound by the way, this is gonna sound bad. Yeah,
I know limited vocabulary. It's gonna sound bad. Is it
gonna bad or it's gonna be I don't have the
time right now. This is gonna sound so bad. And

(46:23):
I know it, but I don't know another word to use.
I don't have the time right now to consider somebody
else that doesn't sound okay. Well, they be fucking heavy
dragging me for everything. Oh my god, I said, motherfuckers
deserve the relationships, stay in and I'm getting draged, so
people deserve to be killed and abuse. Shut the fuck up.
I don't know it worth any So I missed a

(46:45):
few texts from him, and he wrote me back and said,
do you love me? I wrote him back, I said,
your pages eighty eight through ninety in my book, I
love you, And don't make that the clarify because there's
a lot of people who ain't get mentioned in my book.
You know. It was just fucking around, okay, And I said,
I really am selfish right now. Sorry, and he was like,
you're good, baby, like it's your week. But I think

(47:05):
you actually do need to kind of say to someone
I don't I can't consider or I don't have the
capacity to be responsible right now for how you feel
or how you want to be treated, because I don't
have the capacity to be there for you right and
I need to say that. And I think it didn't
hit me. This is the first time in this relationship

(47:25):
because when we went on the last horrible tour twenty
twenty three and I were dated. Oh yeah, last year
we didn't tour at all. I know last year was
easy to be. That's why I was on the phone
with Activating for three hours in Yare somch I ain't
got the time to talk to a nigga that long
now book and then he came over like bruh. So
now he's like, Yo, it's cool, don't worry. And I'm
appreciative of that. But you know, yes, he even hit

(47:50):
me and said, uh, what do you need me to do?
Do you want me to drive you? Like, tell me
you know some health you need, like you know on
this move. You want me to take you to Connecticut? You
want to take you guys here. I'm like, yo, I
don't even want you to feel so over exhausted from
our shit. And I I was like, I guess we
really do have to be a part. I gotta get

(48:10):
this shit done. And it feels good. It's great, like
you know, especially when knowing that like you have the support,
but it does make you be like, oh, I gotta
be selfish. But the way I want Dick and I
have to tell him I'm supposed to be bleeding when
I get back, so then I gotta go on another trip.
It's literally like twelve days before I could even have
dick again. And I'm like, damn, I gotta tell you. You

(48:32):
can't even fuck me for the next two weeks. Oh
my god, Like, what the fuck? I need to tell
you guys something. This was a very weird, nasty little
flirt that should probably be illegal from the guy at
one of the pharmacias on Lower East Side. What the fuck? Okay, So,
since it's the ketchup and mustard and you just said
bleeding at this point, no, at this point, decisions decisions,
y'all wanted some horrible decisions content here the fuck you go? Okay,

(48:54):
So if you want more, you can go to Patreon.
This is where we do it. So I didn't realize
I'll order my I ain't medicine or my birst control
from one of those like subscription services that just send
them to you. I don't know if it's in LA
I don't know, but I'm on my last pill. Today.
I was worrying and I'm like, oh shit, this book
pub day and I'm fucking hype. I'm like, damn it,

(49:14):
my alarm went off. You know what? Always goes off
in an interview. This fucked. I call the company. They're like, shit,
we can't get to you here for seventy four hours.
Now I am a little nervous because this would be
my population time. Technically, I'm just scared and I'm on
low estrogen. You just don't fuck right talking about you
scared it Just don't fuck it. First of all, you

(49:35):
touching look, and I was like, just easy, fixed, bro,
it's not bad. It's just I don't know how if
it like throws you off, well, just don't fuck God
for how long till you get your ship back? And
it's not even that once I take the pill, does
it throw me off? I don't want inconsistencies. I heard
when you're on low estro it like really only lasting
your body for twenty four hours. So don't don't fuck

(49:57):
for twenty four hours. It's not just twenty four hours,
so don't fuck for four It's not that I again,
does it throw my body off for like a week? Girlss,
this is an emergency. Don't don't work for a week,
wait till you get back regulated. No, it's not gonna
work for me. So anyway, everybody trying to is your engineer.
I don't appreciate this, like just lock that you're not

(50:18):
in her common don't lock. Okay, So this happens. So
I'm like, what do I do? So the lady on
the phone goes, this is advice that's off the record.
But if you prove that you have a subscription, sometimes
you can go to a local pharmacy and they'll actually
give you like an emergency script. Just try it. She

(50:38):
was like, it happens most of the time for like inhalers
or things that are like dire emergency insulin birth control
is do they consider birth control dire because it could
throw you off? So anyway, Ashes no one to Walgreens
maybe then went to a local one and there was
a man and he was young, maybe thirty eight. I'm

(51:00):
not trying to smile, it's just the way that he
was learning to me was crazy. So he's like, how
can I help you? And I was like, I know
this has been on orthodox. I've never even shopped here before,
but I'm your neighbor and I'm trying to get this
script filled. But this first control and I'm a little worried,
you know, it'll throw my cycle off or whatever. He
said with these eyes. I sort of, God, you need

(51:23):
it that fast, you need that badly. And by the
way he's smiling, I know he's gonna give it to me.
This sounds like a violation, like a healthcare professional hip.
This is giving Tyler Perry response that's appropriate. Then I'm like, okay,
I guess I'll just do this back. I was like, well,

(51:46):
it's not that, it's just then I'll start my cycle
if I don't take it, and I just don't want
it to He was like, can't have that on a
summer day and I was like, no, no, no, just
because we yucking it. You liked it, so see you
change your faith? Nah? No, I flirted for birth control.
Hold on. Wow. So right now it is ten ten am.

(52:08):
I just left Trap Palace workout and I'm just like, bro, like,
how long is this going to take? So I was like,
I'm just getting what you want. I was like, listen,
I really need it badly because I do have plans
this week and I don't want to mess anything up
and I would rather be safe than sorry. He's like,
I want you to be really really safe too. I
don't want you to have any mishaps. He goes, but

(52:29):
we do have condoms? Would you like condoms? And I'm like, oh,
now you want me to say, I don't want to
use kinda I want to cream by imposed to marry
that's what you want. I don't think that's I think
he was just giving you an alternative, like we just did. Look,
we said, don't have sex. He said condoms, and now
you feel I said, well, they're not guaranteed. So I

(52:51):
was like, bro, they are ninety nine percent and which
the point one swimmer? Bro? Are you kidding me right now?
So I was like, please, Bro, do you hear this?
Just if it's now condoms? Are you seriously want me?
There's birth control? Don't how any women have gotten pregnant
on birth control? I would like you shut up? I
know I actually want to look up chat gibt. I

(53:11):
think I think condoms have a better I think condoms
have a better success rate. Then then Robert, no, but like,
you're not on the pill right now. I just took it.
Oh you gave it to me. Oh this is this
is how you gave it to me. So I act
he gave it to me. I said I didn't want
to know condoms. He's like, all right, I'm gonna give
you another brand that we have here. So you said

(53:33):
low estrogen birth control pills. Yeah, I'm not trying to
be as Laurena. I think I'm on. I just want
to know which one is more effective tatchipt my man
be giving me all the tea. Okay, they're both effective
methods because she's a cut. Okay, there's a one percent difference.

(53:57):
Perfect use effectiveness. Condoms is ninety eight percent. The low
estrogen pills are ninety nine percent.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Okay, So I mean the pill sounds like it's a
better yeah, but there's still like it's still well, you
still got.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
The one percent that you were scared of. Hun anyway,
you're just saying. So he goes to get it, and
he goes, I want you to pick, So like what
pick what? He's like the brand? He's like, so let
me just show you. He's like, whatever's best for you.
So then he puts them out in his hand like this,
So I had to fucking grab it instead of putting

(54:31):
it down on the table, and I was like, he
wants to fuck me, he wants me in and around
his mouth, and you know what, I just didn't want
him to say no. So I was like, I'll take
that one, and I like gotta tapped his wrist and
he was like, that was so good. That was so good.
You made that twice, bitch. Anyway, rang it up. It
was forty eight dollars. I say, old, no, that's how high.

(54:52):
It's only thirty days. That the fuck. So he's like,
I'm gonna give you a discount if you come back
to me. Never, this sounds like you cheated on man.
I'm not gonna lie this a little. This is a lot.
It's Michael cheating. Should I cut this out? No, it's
staying in bro executive decisions. They get show work control

(55:12):
pills because you couldn't use condoms. Mandy. It's not about
the condoms. I'm really scared to get off birth control
for like a day because if I throw my ship off,
do you want me to be a looney tuner this week?
I'm already. I mean, birth control pills make you do
that too. But if you're off off, it's just like
I'm a little worried about being off. And also like
the way people scare you about birth control, like you

(55:34):
have to take it this time. You don't want to
do this, like it's just too scary. And I've also
you know, I don't know how deep we are into
the book, but if you read my love chapter like that,
ship was scary. But I don't want to. I feel
I want to know when I'm pregnant. So's to pull
on the vacuum, pull out, pull out, but pull out

(55:55):
the vacuum. Thanks so much for joining us. Another episode Decisions.
This is pretty all bitch ass holes on the motherfucking
By the way, just so you know, this is a
Celsius making me this way. This is not so real quick,
by the way, this is Celsius. What happened immunity juice

(56:15):
this morning and something else? Because I have so much
anxiety that's really like, my anxiety right now is fucking
off the charts and I'm pre message. I love about
to come out my pussy in a day. But you know,
need no, no, no, So so I talked to my mom,
I talked to my friends. They say, no caffeine and bitch,
you know I drink always. Is this she said, this
is health This is a healthier caffeine and cofee. She

(56:37):
said no coffee. So she said to a Celsius, it's healthier.
She said no caffeine. No looker, so bitch. Also also
all week I'm not drinking liquor, so like anyways, this
is getna hype. So I do want to talk y'all
real quick, because this was an episode of decisions decisions,
and you put the assholes since the rebrand want to
act like changing one motherfucking word and change who the

(56:57):
fuck we is. Just know this is why y'all whole
just got shown as a horrible decision. You changed more
niggas than me. No, no, no, no, no no oh yeah,
bring it back. You find eight niggas that I funck savy.
You just wanted me to have one more than you,
and that is crazy because I feel like you're still
leaving someone else.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
I just want to say, your energy drink has two
hundred milligrams caffeine, which is like considered a really vin
same as that like.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
That calm down, No no, no, he died fucking a
girl like that was way too young for him. No,
they said that there was he consumed high energy drink
or something. Bitch, I never drink high energy drinks. This
is my blood pressure. Yeah, he was ald htension. He
was like his fifty hard pretension talking about fat. Wasn't
that bad? Damn yo RP, Jesus, I'm sorry. Like rest

(57:45):
and pleasure the relationship you deserve, drinking the damn you
women like their hell we got ship to do them
bitches still big got more episodes that do you know what?
More episodes we got to do more horrible decisions will
say so So if you want some more horrible decisions,
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(58:07):
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