EP 441: Back Hair & Seggs Robots (ft. Dustin Ross)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Decisions Decisions.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I don't think you should say decision decisions. It sounded
like you was talking to Kirsten.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
You definitely say to welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Welcome to the new podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Oh wait, you want to say together decisions Decisions.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Hey guys, welcome to another episode.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Baby of This is the Olds. This is the Olds.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
I'm your Girl adv aka Folk or Pumps aka Peg
the Sign aka Pegan Marco AKAA Peggy Bundy aka that Bitch.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hi, everybody, welcome back for another episode of My name
is Weezy, and we have a guest in the building,
one that we've had before, but it's been quite a
no no, no no.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
You know, yos ain't been on here since like pre pandemic,
a long time ago, like twenty eighteen.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Word to Jamie, I was here with James.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Well, I think you also did an episode with me
and Wheezy as well, so I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Maybe not, I know you came on with Jamie Parris.
Shout out to Jamie Parris.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Nonetheless, y'all, if you don't know the voice, that me
you've not really a podcast listening. That means you not
in the goddamn community. That means you don't know what's
going on, but.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
We're gonna tell you because Dustin Ross is a multi
talented entertainer, a writer, a culture commentator known for his
quick wit, sharp perspective.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Am I trying to get people to fuck me?

Speaker 6 (01:17):
Or you?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
An undeniable charum as, a co host of the hit
podcast A friend Zone, and a sought out voice in
pop culture, Dustin blends humor, insight, conversations, and authenticity to
spark convos that resonate. And he's also touring stand up
right now selling out.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Shit that's right. Let they ask no friends.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Unfortunately, bitches, it already sold out and it's too late,
but you can catch him on the road.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Dustin made me laugh. Tour dust made me laugh tonight tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Now, how many more cities do you have to do
and win you in them?

Speaker 7 (01:50):
You said that, well, you know that the people, the
powers that be the voice of guy in that case,
the pin of guy.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Somebody wrote it. We just said, can I.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Just say whoever wrote that shit? It's this bitch, I'm
gonna suck you up.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Because he is also a host on Kingdom writing in
hisainment alongside Claudia Jordan's and Motherfucking of the motherfucking Holding
Court podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
He's also been Williams is Holding.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Court When I say I'm mad because y'all stopped midway
through the.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Goddamn getting right in the middle of attention.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I know I get it, and I know she raising
a baby over there.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
He also was the host of bet On Black Yes
Revolt show that was pretty much like the black version
Shark Tank Super Dope.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Van Lathan was looking over there as well as a judge.
But what I tell you was a judge and she
was nice, period, period.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
I want you all to know because I haven't said
it on this pod, I don't think ever, because it hasn't.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Got to where we've both been able for it together.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Dustin is the person that let me know how to
make sure a motherfucking check attached to everything I do.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yes, sir, Dustin is my good friend.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Dustin is the person I spent the last day of
the world being open right. Yes, Yes, I'm really glad
to have you on. It's been a long time, goddamn.

Speaker 7 (03:12):
Kind I know y'all didn't change your name and everything
since the last time.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Listen, it's a lot of changes.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yes, it has I'm happy to be here.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
No, we're excited.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
So you've technically never been on the show.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
First time guests, Poppy, holy shit.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
You know and we don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
We are still in a crossbibe between horse making decisions.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
We we really I would say for people.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Coming on this show now, it's cool because when you're
wrong with Jamie Parris. Jamie Parris for those who don't know,
she's a trans woman in New York. That was talking
like it was really a great episode too. Yeah, I
remember we were talking about like it was. I wasn't there,
but I remember the conversation was about what's a slur
or not?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
How do you feel about certain things?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
And it was during the really big political conversation around
bathroom usage.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
Yeah, I still talking about still can you believe the
bathroom by now?

Speaker 5 (04:02):
They still fucking talking about that.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I want to ask you because you're on your stand
up tour.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
This is a question I normally ask crappers, but why
not which city has the best host and what has
been the best tour stop for you far?

Speaker 8 (04:15):
Well?

Speaker 5 (04:15):
You know one thing about it. My day ain't about
to get me in no trouble.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Curious, So when I'm on the road doing all this.
I kind of just been focused on my comedy.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
And not nothing. No, no, okay, parties, No.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
You can ask Alex. I don't even be I literally
don't even be hanging out now this week.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Now, look you hear it, we hang it out.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
We're in Atlanta. You know what I'm saying. No, I
live in New York.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
New York, got motherfucker two bedroom blocked.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Baby, you know money happening over.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
The God is good.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
I'm gonna start going to after the way this tour sailing,
I'm about to start going to church.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Why what's making you go to church?

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Because I'm thankful?

Speaker 7 (04:51):
Okay, I supposed to be doing like this somewhere on
Sunday morning.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
You know what I'm saying, Because ship going good?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
How do you express gratitude?

Speaker 7 (04:57):
Now, I would look over and be like, thank you and.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Look at me. My mind went to okay, and then
you have people pray on there.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
My mind went.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
The books about Bard.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Bard.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Now I have a thing that I like to do
with my friends. We have a truth or there when
we have guests on. However, because I don't give a
funk about any of your boundaries, we're gonna play truth
and there.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Let's do it. Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
So that's soon we're gonna do a truth and there.
Which one do you want to start with?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
First?

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Ladies?

Speaker 7 (05:34):
Let you ladies pick truth is one. Let's get the.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Let's we're gonna do both. You're stuck doing both? So truth?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
What turns you on? That actually would be a surprise
to people.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Oh, Harry Legs.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Bradley, I love you, Okay legs.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
And I actually wish I had some.

Speaker 7 (05:56):
That's the one thing God will be laughing at me
about because I just did not get Harry legs. I
would kill with some hairy legs, wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
You do?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Like shorts?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Their hair adds, like more matt, more muss. There's something give.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
You two so like having big areolas. If you're a girl, you.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Know, yeah, I got those. It's crazy though, because hairy
legs for me, and I could be wrong. I don't
know the statistics. I'm only going off of my bodies. Okay,
so I'm not speaking for the masters here, but most
black men don't have hairy legs. A lot of black
men that I've been with, like they're able to tap.
They whole goddamn leg up and not be worried about.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Was putting out fires and ship he might have got sin.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
I'm gonna talk about my ex I forgot it. Might
he might have had some crazy We're not going to
do that.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
I'm talking about the majority of my whole bodies, not
just my exes.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
But they don't have really hairy legs. They're not harry, but.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Not like thick bush here.

Speaker 7 (06:53):
Yeah, but just lay down. Yeah, it kind of look
like it feel good if you gro up against.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
You know what's though, I don't like hairy legs on,
like I get really broken.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Is there a place on the body that you don't
like hair that hair normally is?

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Yeah? Probably this is bad too, just like your back
you know back hair.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, No, back hair is probably the most unattractive thing.
It's just a ugly No.

Speaker 7 (07:22):
I'm not gonna like it's nasty a little bit to me.
And I have to get my back wax. I'm speaking
as a personal handles.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
You go and get your back waxes.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
When you do it.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
No, it's not it's not.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
Just put the sh on there. And I don't have
any extremely hairy back. I just get hair on like
my shoulders and ship and I only want it on
my chest and my arms, you know, like the hot places.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Sorry for any man listening with back hair. We are
here to tell you as a consensus, and there's only
three of us, but we're a consensus.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Somebody like it, somebody likes I don't think I've.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Ever I mean only because I eat ass. I not
want too much hair because then I gotta get through
it in my beg years.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I told you you.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Fucking me and I gotta grab too much ass. You
know we are hair be coiling up.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
As ass.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Hair normally doesn't bother me unless it's like going outside
of the cheeks. But yeah, no, no, no, if it's just inside,
like okay, like a little centimeter hair on ass, ain't mad,
but it was like growing out of the crack my head.

Speaker 7 (08:25):
I can't go in there, ass hair. It just means
you gotta do four play right because somebody getting in
the shower.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
You know what I'm saying. Ass hair just means we
got to start a little earlier.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
You gotta get in the shower.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I'm not mad at that. However, Yeah, I heard the
streamers out here. I don't know if you saw the streamer.
His brother went viral talking about what he said.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Another filthy motherfucker don't wash his ass.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
He just lets the water go down his crack.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Because that damn.

Speaker 7 (08:53):
Imagine how his mama felt watching that ship because we
pointing a finger today, you know what I'm saying. Imagine
how his mama watching that ship, because what does she
do that?

Speaker 5 (09:02):
That's how he stepping.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Finger literally told me, like, bro, my mama told all
of us. He's like, I got we're three brothers.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
He told everybody, this is how you get up in
there like that's I love that you brought him back
to blaming women.

Speaker 6 (09:16):
But yes, women, mother, women, his mama. I was gonna say,
I knew her name, I would say, ladies, if women
her is.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
If y'all are dealing with any man with bad hygiene
and you cool with his mama, you might need to
take his mama to the side and respect.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
You need to take to the side of your motherfucker
solf dealing with somebody.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Now, this might be what said Hallie Berry not clean.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
It wasn't maternal, because now I don't really think cleaning
her house ain't hygiene.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah, it can't be.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
I mean sure, but it's a fine.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
When we're talking about patriarchal roles cleaning and cooking, are
not talking about how you wash your ass.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
But what about keishak Me and Carlos King just had an.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
Me Carlos and Claudia Just and Maurice Scott from Lover
Mary's Huntsville had a great conversation about Keisha Kor saying
that she gets pleasure and joy out of washing Gucci
Man like bathing him, okay, saying she said all he
has to do is she only does it because she
wants to. It was not no requirement from him or
no ship like that. It's not a rule, it's just

(10:23):
the way she shows loved him by cleaning them up. Now,
Carlos and Claudia thought that it was related to the money.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
You know what I'm saying. We all know Gucci Man
is taking.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
He doesn't have to do anything in the house, shower, do.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Everything, and go to the studio.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I mean, it's a few things right for me.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
The backstory of it is he gave her two million
dollars or something before he got locked up, and she
was able to then get Ko Cosmetics off the ground,
flipped that money and she was able to sustain while
he was gone, held her down, and then when he
came out, he showed up as the guy he said
that he would, and they're still together today the sixth.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
That's exactly what she did. And so for me, I
think like when you really like fuck with.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Somebody, when they're able to show up incapacities outside the bedroom,
outside of emotion, like that's a whole like your existence.
Now this man was able to provide to I mean
my ex I shaved his ass.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
Like booty hair.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Well, it was also just. But for me, there were
things within that relationship I would have never considered doing.
I wanted to do everything when you when you are
in love with someone. So for me, I think that
her doing that is just her form. You gotta think
too as someone where maybe she doesn't show up as

(11:44):
the cooking, the cleaner, all these things because they probably
pay for.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
It somewhere around, but she.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Might be trying to be like, this is my way
to show up submissive for this man. And you know,
I thinksh's Keisha's doing it, like when she said that,
I take her as she gives that vibe to but
I was a business we also I think they.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Seem equally obsessed. I like seeing couples like I'm equally obsessed.
Like That's why when I try to have conversations about
the things I like to do, be wrong.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
You know, he's obsessed with me. Bitch, Their take their take.

Speaker 7 (12:18):
About it anyway, That's the only way I think it
should feel though. Right, we could just kick it and
have fun, but if we in a relationship, you gotta
be all about it and that. Yeah, but I think
so they thought that Keisha did that because Gucci was
a great provider and obviously he adores her, which is
what you he didn't.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Because that's a straight nigga that don't know how to
watch that.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
You want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.
God damn it, you know what I'm saying. That's what
it was.

Speaker 7 (12:39):
So she she was opening that cracked up and getting
back there with a rag.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
You know what I'm saying. That's what she had to do.
And she's not having.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
Those problems, you know what I mean. Valid She looks happy,
don't she.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
What's something y'all have had to teach.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
A man that you're with take care of his feet.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Oh okay, yeah, me too.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
That's one, and I remember he kept saying, I don't
need to I know how to do it myself.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Yeah you don't, I love I loved you anyway now
I felt.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
But someone told me I posted a photo of the
dog we was on the couch.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Man girl said, I know he fined because.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
I was like, is this ding really bad?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Feet? Apparently good looking yump.

Speaker 7 (13:19):
I don't know, but like athletic man and you know
what I'm saying, niggas.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
I was about to say, you know what I'm saying,
nigga and stand up on them.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
But also though.

Speaker 7 (13:32):
There's a lot of men specifically that have nice feet.
I'm not just talking about my friends. I'm just saying,
it's a lot of like straight niggas too, and ship
to have nice feet for us, A lot of men
that have they take their attention to that too, because
whouldn't think about it? Who on some burn up ass,
brown toenails and ship falling off?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
That's discussed So funny.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Because that's the thing that me and my friend constantly
debate about, Like what in terms of the difference between
hygiene and femininity, because especially here we.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
Go, here, here we go, I doubt list what is
the correlation clean and because anybody can be clean like.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Is for my friend that she'll say is like if
she's on a date with a guy and she looks.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Down and his nails, even the clear coat, she thinks
it's too much.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
That means he goes and gets his nails done, and she,
she presumes.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Feel that's what I get too much. I get the
bus I'm playing.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, what are you getting?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Clear jail?

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Like?

Speaker 7 (14:33):
Cause niggas wanting to get their nails done.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
That's why when.

Speaker 7 (14:43):
I think niggas like shiny nails on themselves and they
because I want to get us a loud you know
what I'm saying. So whatever, Like it's just I don't.
I don't like that ship. Look, I ain't getting what
is it? I ain't getting that ship, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
How else.

Speaker 7 (14:59):
I think that you're by y'all, I mean women at day,
men or whatever, or anybody that's male presenting. You need
to put pressure on them to be just as appearance
focused and hygienic in that case as you.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Period.

Speaker 7 (15:12):
It should be no grace for a nigga to be
dirty period, just because you're a guy.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
That's crazy to me.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
I do like seeing sometimes men that are like going
in there and getting facials and doing things like that,
keeping up with their body. Because to be honest with you,
what I've realized, when men are doing things like that,
there was a woman.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
In influence exactly, there was a bitch in your life.

Speaker 7 (15:30):
Yeah, had you.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Up keeping put you on.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Time.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Now for the deer, this one is a little fun.
But you're doing stand up so I figure, you know, improv.
You also were in a moli before, you know, so
here's the funk part.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
And I was like, oh, you gonna.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
So think of a children's nursery rhyme mm hm, but
make it sound absolutely filthy filthy. So okay, any any
nursery rhyme, but make it sound filthy.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Okay, let me think.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
I don't want to say no ship like Little Red
riding Hood because that's like she was little. You know
what I'm saying, Wait, what little thing?

Speaker 5 (16:19):
And we making it filthy.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
I'm staying away from that overlap, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
So we're gonna talk. We're gonna talk about we could
talk about humpty.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Okay, Humpty, here we go, Humpty, dumpty.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
Comfty dumpty set on the wall. Compty dumpty drain my
motherfucking balls. That's it, real succinct. That's all I needed.
I just need the two bars that lets you know
what I'm working with. Okay, Kings, you got to keep
all the kings horsemen and I mean with a w horseman.

(16:54):
Okay the horseman and all the king's men was coming
in in my room every time that they can.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
I like, I'm not you know, we might need to
do a compty dumpty.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, compty dunte.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
You have to say it nast like say it or
a voice I didn't know you were.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
You know, you gotta you gotta make it filthy. You
did exactly the like you did.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
It exactly because that's fun too.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
You did it exactly right.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
That was That is my favorite. No, it is okay if.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
We do it again. I just do want to read
the filthy version that my husband.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Came up with.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
Who is your husband? I just tried the motherfucker's weird
on the Friends one this week. Wait the people that's
going with AI and.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Ship everything, Like I don't you're.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Using pronouns and ship he them.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
I normally call him by his name, yeah, the computer,
but by the way.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
I am waiting. I've been watching it.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Did y'all just see the robot games?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Like the Olympic Games? So the no no, no, Well, because
I hate people.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
The aliens I found out might be octopuses, and so
now I'm.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Waiting for the show that Mexico nigga they had that
alien lion in state.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Not y'all talking about the movie at first.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Wait, not the alien being a little person dash, That's
what I wanted to so dead ass? Hold on, is
my bag over there? Look for my bag because I
do want to show you something only because we're here and.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
I think we're far enough in uh seek. You might
need to blur this south, But basically where I'm at
in my dildo, you got to so the space that
I'm in currently, right, Yes, I seen your nails. Oh no,
they've been like this for years now, I know. Okay,
But where I'm at, like where I was just waiting
on the aliens to come because I was like, oh,

(19:06):
it's gonna be eight foots with big old dicks.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
I was ready, right ready.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
I don't think now that aliens are going to be
an option for me because it's given sea creatures.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
So what you mean they have electricity in them.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Oh, I love electric It was good.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Maybe you wouldn't know, so I was like, you know what, Okay,
well it's given robots or next now watch this movie
and like, eventually robots will be able to look like humans.
So I'm make it look like Jason Momoa already with
the beard, y'all with the beard, not without the beard.
So I'm like, I'm really into this broke. I think
if I could program and make them do everything I want,

(19:46):
get great.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Right, then there's something else that.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Okay, now there's something else. So by the way, shout
out to Tati. Tati at the book signing. The first
book signing in Atlanta brought me an alien dick dildo
for my keychain.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Now go to l A.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
Three balls.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
No, it was just like a spiral.

Speaker 7 (20:05):
Dick, like they can get screwed.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Now, think about that.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
This is a new thing that was brought to me.
Shout out to Jacob.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
Okay, he put me on.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Now these are prehistoric. I didn't even know they were
a thing.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
So he got he got me a Tyrannosaurus Rex dial dough.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
It's a literal sex toy.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
It's it's a toy with balls.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
And like he was like, somebody gave it to me
and I don't know what I'm gonna do with it.
I said, I'll take it, so let me tell you
take that.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
So are you ready? Here's what happened.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
It got really I got really lit and I couldn't
find the king Noir dil do, but I found this.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
I said, well I got this.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Some my friend just got me And I said, do
you mind fucking me with something with legs and balls?

Speaker 2 (20:59):
And it's but he held the tail.

Speaker 7 (21:01):
You had a person there And because I wanted.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
And I asked a question that we're all wondering, what
So you got fucked with this thing in your bag
and it's here with you now?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Well, I cleaned it. I cleaned all my toys.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Why is it in the bag now?

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Because I knew that we were recording, and I was like,
I know, we talked about aliens, we talk about robots.
I just got fucked with a dinosaur dick, and I
wanted to talk about how I never thought I would
get fucked with something with feet and a tail.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
You think you're the feet in and no, no, the
feet did I go in?

Speaker 3 (21:32):
It?

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Just probably though the thighs. I think the thighs and
hips went in.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Though it went it went deep.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
But yeah, shout out to Jacob, thank you for letting
me get fucked by.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
I want too that this isn't judgment.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
This is shock.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Wait that I got fucked by dinosaur. That a nigga
actually was like, sure, I'll you with a t rex dick.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
What was he doing with his Why that was going
on because.

Speaker 7 (21:54):
A little bit like we had an option.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
He used his own dick.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Well, his dick was used a lot, and his fingers
and everything. But I like and I love that the
partners I have are fine with knowing what's in.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
My like pleasure bags.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
I have I bag, and so the guys that I
deal with, if you're gonna deal with me, I might
pull out some.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Were you at your house and did you bring the
dinosaur digging?

Speaker 5 (22:14):
No?

Speaker 4 (22:14):
This this was given to me. And I just have
a bag with everything. You know we get made.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
No, no, no, this is not the bag. It is
a big bag. It's lady, don't do that anyways.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
I normally, if I go on any trip, if I'm
in even in my I have two places in my
house with different tools.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
I mean, I feel you.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
So if I'm really feeling it and being this guy
in chemistry, I'm pulling out right here right now, you
know what I mean. I'm like, do you mind sucking
me with a te right stick in the middle.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
I think I did well. No, I was looking for
the king now ward.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
With a toothbrush.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
A toothbrush is not enough enough girth.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
But anyways, yes, bad up with that and it was
great anyways, Uh, we have more something to get to.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
There's something else.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
To talk about. Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna ice break
it just a little bit.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Is it that color though? Like, that's not sick.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
I guess these dinosaurs aren't.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Really And uh, that is not a word color. You
know you fucked it and you don't even know the
name of the color double.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
That's where we all learned the word man.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Do y'all got to talk more than She didn't have
the sixty four crayon box. But she's a kid.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Sorry that I grew up in a sigatan.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
That means because all the teachers had him gifted. So
you was good.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
No, you ready public school system in Florida, Your.

Speaker 7 (23:45):
Public school system in Florida, and raise you a public
school system in Flint, you Miaavy, you Miami, but.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Not if you had.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
All right, So before we get into the real talk
about love and compartmentalization, we have we have a new
segment where we like to check the G card and black.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Card in musical knowledge of our guests.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
This segment is called poetry, and I am going to
read in a poetic nature a verse from a song.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Now.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
I chose this song because I've been wanting to play
this song or read this song on the on the platform,
and I'm like, I've been judging whether I thought they
knew it or but you I.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Know, I think we should be all right, let's see
if you know this.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Might be easier to do it.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Now you can lick it, you can sit, you get tasted.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
I'm talking to every drib drop, don't you it's you.

Speaker 7 (25:00):
But figure looking good, and I wish your nigga would
situate babies like that.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
It's enough to fill your cup.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
It's figure looking good.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
And I wish the nigga would be some time slow
even fast.

Speaker 7 (25:11):
I respond, while I see your time something this nigga
going out like that, it's something tasty, treating and she
can e me uh, that's Achannelly put it in your mind.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Hey, I said, the mother fucking mind.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's the damn I find another way.

Speaker 7 (25:30):
That's our class.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
You know how many people I'm like, I'm like, these
niggas don't know Kinelly.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
All I needed was three words. That's a classic you
do so fast.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
You know how many people do not know the goddamn
lyrics until we get to the court.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
You that's like not knowing the words that he didn't
know slow most, I bet you, I bet you know.
Be encouraged.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
But it's like I got the world in my arms.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Yeah, the palm, the girl of that's that's that's that's
so much.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yeah, and he cannot get that.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
I think I said slow motion.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
He was like, bitch, he said, I still don't know
you so quick?

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Yeah, hold on now I.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Can have a backup.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
But he was getting like that Canali man. That's one
of my favorite songs. My brother used to make me
listen to all that ship.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
How much older was your brother?

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Been here eight years?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Having an older brother, was it like pressure to be like,
oh I gotta be.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
Big bad, Like not pressure but encouragement. Hell yeah, me
and my brother always been friends. You know what I'm saying.
So he always let me do everything.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
A lot older.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Yeah, yes, so I didn't grow up with siblings, but
I always had, like, you know, my mom's little hole,
my little whole auntie friends.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
Yeah, not my real auntie.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
But this one, this one got too much of the
same word. Here we go, Here we go, Here we go.
Got one. Now, you've been living in New York long enough,
so I feel like you should get this one.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
That was too much of a hint?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
What that is a New York record?

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Yeah, yeah, it was a big hm.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
That's too much. That's too much.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I might give him no one that we just did
with deonce because he didn't get it for a while.
And that nigga from Lena and.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Now you just gave the goddamn Okay, here we go,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
I go read it anyway.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I'm gonn read it anything, all right.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
I'm a freak to the core. Get a dose once.
You're going to want some more. My tongue touch your girl,
your toes bound to curl.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
This exclusive stick I don't share with the world.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
I have you up early in the morning, moaning backshot
proper or low can't stop us.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
You don't have it been a fiend for this since
brought Kim made hits.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Get the position down, Pat, then it's time to switch down,
miss Pat.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Now all right, you ain't.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Getting what she said.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Stick, it speeds up straight.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Beat it up, And I ain't in the hood with
my toast out locking. I'm in the telly working up
a sweat, stroking to Tonight's the night you.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Can fall in love. Yeah, you can call your mama
right now. I pop a lot of ship because I
can back it up my left strokes. The death stroke,
death stroke.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Oh oh damn.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Uh fuck uh.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
It's on the tip a period t.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I No, I got the mad.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Okay, we don't know.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
The problem is fifty cent raps in. He's not like
a rapper that you write his lyrics except for like
one song.

Speaker 5 (29:19):

Speaker 7 (29:20):
What's the one song in the club?

Speaker 5 (29:21):
You know what I'm saying. Maybe I was.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
About to say I know you up early in the
morning morning, I was like, Stick, No, I.

Speaker 7 (29:31):
Know wanks to like fifty is someone that I'm more
like an album cut, like real rap music type.

Speaker 2 (29:36):

Speaker 7 (29:41):
No, No, it's not about going viral. It's about that
being like a hit record. That's like tr l ship.
You know what I'm saying, fifty trl ship some of
his music, Yeah, he needs fifty said tracks like a
pop star.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Almost.

Speaker 7 (29:54):
He was very urban and he was a rapper, and
he obviously had a story passed, but he saw that mainstream.
That's why he's been able to have monstrous success in
television and other mediums of entertainment because the white motherfuckers
bought into it.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
That's why he can selly You're not a concerts.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
I'm just saying, I think that tells it, all right,
Like that is fifty.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Into that song last night?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, that was no, No, no, he be knowing, he
be knowing, he be knowing.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
He mean not getting magic stick made me feel a
little bit better about Battle.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
I got the magic stick, all right.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
So this next one week, okay, the next one we
do is reactionary. Now there's two clips that I kind
of want to go with each other, and this.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Is purpose off two things, all right.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
So one being our conversation that we had right before
the pandemic and kind of both of us at the time.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
I was like, oh my god, the world's about it.
And then I haven't loved anyone and you're you're I
will never small with you again.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Because of that, I was like really in my feelings,
and then you at the time hadn't been in a
real committed relationship either. Pandemic happened. We both found ourselves
in relationship. However, recently listen to your interview with micahah
shout out to Micah, and it was really interesting here

(31:22):
how you compartmentalize relationships, how you still feel like you
show up and respect them, while me watching someone clearly
feel disregarded in the ways that you shut up even
though it wasn't your intent.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
And I've been having a lot of conversations here with wait.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
A minute, what the fuck are you talking about? Watch
somebody show up, disregardregard.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
He felt like you ghosted it like he felt like
you would have a blast with you one night.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Okay, yeah, yeah, can I have some contact just in
the interview.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
It's in an interview with shout out to Micah Marque. Yes,
you see the dev and branch for these big parties globally.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
And as well.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
No, you were talking about a person that the interviewer, me.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
And Michael we hated we dated before.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Okay, this would have been great context. Thank you to
a video No no bitch for everybody.

Speaker 7 (32:18):
You know my friends gossip a little.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Y'all were talking about.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Yes, that's really well.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
We're great friends to this day. He's married, you know
what I'm saying. So we we all clearly moved on.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
You know, he's great.

Speaker 7 (32:32):
We're really good friends, and we worked together. I work
with Shout out to the nonprofit arm of his deviant company.
I loved you moate panels and ship and all types
of things for that that.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Holler at me. I don't know, y'all don't really be
having the girls there, but I love all the content
I loved.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Look after the land before time came out there bad.
That is great respect.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Don't to me.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
We did.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
These clips.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
I'm curious because it's this first clip is a man
talking about how you should be and I just want
to play it and I want your thoughts after, and
then we'll deep dive into it.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (33:19):
I don't know, we need to hear this, just because
we vibing fucking raw, going on dates, taking trips, meet
each other, parents, talking about kids and futures and marriage
and ship, you know, falling asleep with each other on
the phone. Spending the night, spending night bags, you know, vibing,

(33:39):
making up nicknames and ship don't mean we're together.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Stink VI twin stink, just vine twin.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
So there's that clip, and then I want to play
another one for mel Robbins.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
However, I want to stop it there in terms of dating,
when I watched that interview with Micah, but also I've
been talking about currently myself.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
The internet has felt a way because I didn't want
a nigga to give me a nickname.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
I've just been enjoying my partners and it's weird because
everyone's like, well, you're wasting their time.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
You're not wasting your time.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, And so I want to ask.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
You, in what ways is it possible as someone who's
possibly emotionally available or not looking for partnership at the time,
how would you say is a healthy way to show
up in just enjoying someone else's space when you don't
want anything more than just the moment.

Speaker 7 (34:32):
To communicate that shit, we all grown up, So if
we're grown enough to have sex, then we're grown enough
to have tough conversations, right, So communicate that upfront before
anybody is invested emotionally financially or in any other way.

Speaker 5 (34:46):

Speaker 7 (34:47):
Just have those conversations upfront and decide if you think
they look good enough for you to deal with that.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Now, what about cools, We have a conversation, conversation up front. Yeah,
you say I'm not looking for anything serious. They're still
around waiting for you to change your mind. Because niggas
always think niggas bitch is. Everybody think that eventually they're
going to be able to change the mind of the.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Person that they're with.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
That's the problem, though. We can't just skate past that
part of the you know, actually, I think what.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
A larger problem is is some of the requirements women have,
even though men are giving the answer on what they
can provide. For example, a lot of men are telling
you they don't want a relationship, and then you say, well,
I can't just do casual sex. I need dates, intimacy, whatever.
So he's telling you know, you're saying you need these things.
What do you think having these things breeds emotions, feelings, disappointment.

Speaker 7 (35:35):
But that's on him though, because he needs to be
sure enough to say, well, you know what, I'm not
in a position to offer that I don't want to
offer that, whatever the reason is, and opt out of it.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Right, I agree, that would what you want.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
They say no, and then you say something else. Now
it's on you to say, well, no, thank you, I'm
out of here.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
It's funny because that was that was a part of
my conversation with the last person that didn't work like
he was feeling like me. So I was like, okay,
so then let's hang out because I don't want it
to be this transactional thing, which again is.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
What I heard you say.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Well, nigga, I'm gonna give you a good time because
I'm a great time. And then because I give you
a great time, now boundaries are blurred and cross and
it's like.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
I just wanted a good time, you said, their are
not blurred.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
We have a good time because we're very present, right Listen.
We're here because we obviously have some sort of interest
in each other, right I am. If I want to
know more about you or experience you a certain way,
you want to experience me a certain way, we open
to it.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
So we move forward with that, right, and that's it.

Speaker 7 (36:35):
Nobody's offering anything else, nobody's talking about anything else. And
if we do have those conversations which I think are fun.
Right if I don't know you and I think you're
hot and we talk about some and oh that's how
they feel about that. Okay, well, you know why, let's
do the discovery phase.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
You know, you believe what Weezy just said with the
fact that if you're now doing the dates hanging out,
that it is inevitable that you're going to catch the feelings.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
No, you don't.

Speaker 7 (37:00):
Okay, No, it's only inevitable if you're not talking about
your feelings. Because as long again, as long as y'all
are talking to each other about ship, then you are
able to say, hey, I'm having these feelings, and they
able to say, hey, maybe you shouldn't, or maybe they're able.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
To You know what I am too, Dustin, you aren't
dating girls.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Crrack.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
There's no fucking way.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
What you just say you don't think so hell trying
to be the biggest leading that.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
So tell me what's the difference.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
First of all, the reason that gay men are able
to have amazing sex lives is.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Because they all don't you just got some cool gay friends.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Than women, or they're able to have more frivolous sex,
casual sex. They're able to have better access to sex
is because there's not such a requirement.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Of the treating people with kindness or what I'm not
saying treating people.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
I'm saying the dates, the intimacy, sleepovers, texting daily. Most
gay meen in my life that are having casual sex
don't have the same connections to the people they're sleeping
with like the women in my life. Dude, they are
doing way less and happy with it. Don't need the headache.
Why am I even gonna lay up with this?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Like they get it. Girls need you to stay like
and I'm one of them right Like I need that too.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
But I think that we are suffering in our casual
sex relationships because we're asking for too much.

Speaker 7 (38:23):
I ain't gonna Why is it too much? Or if
that's what you want? I think that's what I don't
get because.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
I think the casual sex doesn't always necessarily like my
own girls will be desperate for dick.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
I ain't got fucking so long.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
But then it's because you can't come over and fuck me.
You have to court me even if you don't want
to be with me.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
It's like I'm doing that now, like I'm having the best.

Speaker 7 (38:42):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
I don't think if that's what you want, then you
just get that. You look for that, right, do you know?
That's what I said in the meantime, if you have
an itch, you need scratch you compermentently.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
No know what you're saying, like you don't's too much.
It's not too much if somebody is willing to date
you while just fucking you.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
So I think that's words.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
I think a lot of people would be willing to
do that.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I think if they were, then we wouldn't ask.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
I also think that word date gets tricky right when
you're having casual sex. As soon as you put the
D word to it, it's now intention to be something more.
So for me right now, why I've been currently so
just fulfilled with my casual sex partners is because I'm
very adamant that I might want to do trips. I'm
gonna ask you for shit, I want to go out

(39:33):
to eat, We're gonna be public, We're gonna do all
the things. But I don't want really anything else but
to me. When I was having sex with like twenty
four to seven or in my twenties, dick was kind
of all I was getting it to all I asked for,
even when I wanted more, and then when I asked
for more, I asked for more too much.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
You just describe a friendship with benefits, though, that's what
it is when you have somebody in your life that
you can do all the things.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Because what you just named and where you just named
sex and for benefits.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
That one requiring trips going out doing shit together.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I'm not dating them niggas casual sex. That's not that.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Casual to me. We going on trips doing all that, like,
and you're.

Speaker 7 (40:13):
So here's here's what I think, right, because like, if
you like, okay, let's be transparent, right, you can have
some I won't be vague.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
You can have now too honest.

Speaker 7 (40:26):
You can have people in your life that that you
know for a long time, you've known for a long time,
you've had a multi year connection with that reflects even
love per se.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
Right, you can love the person that have always been
down with them. I have years of fleeting, fun, casual
moments like that, go on trips together.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
You might even look out for them in a certain way,
buy them gifts and ship They're special to you.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
You know what I'm saying. Y'all both are not interested
in turning this into a marriage per se. But y'all
just know what it is. It's somebody that's been in
your life for years. You know what I'm saying. You
have people like that. Oh you can't have those experiences.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah, there's something that adds to that. Now, I know
what the problem is. You can do that.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Mandy is outwardly saying she's not looking for a boyfriend
or a marriage. Now, if I am looking for a
boyfriend or marriage and you don't want that, why the
fuck am.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
I doing this shit?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Why you said that? People'll be like, I'm wasting their time. Nah,
the person that wants and so what if people waste
their own time, you waste your own day.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Know, they want a boyfriend or a husband, that guy
tell me, you know, so You're like, you know what,
in the interim, while I'm looking for that husband, I'll
do all these things with you, because.

Speaker 7 (41:40):
People get lonely and have needs and ship and you
just got to do ninja training. You are some kind
of way exactly.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Actually, in the last.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
No, maybe not the last, but there was a relationship
that I wanted. He wasn't ready for more. But the
sex was great and I felt safe with the seton.
I had to cut my own self off.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
I had to leave at.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Certain times because I knew if I started getting breakfast,
I would get cozy and then we would walk around
that day and do something else. And I was like, oh,
let me cut because what happened was and I believe
a lot of women should stick to this, because I
was getting the itch scratched of the intimacy. I wouldn't
look for anywhere else. I wouldn't actively date. I wasn't
swiping anymore because like why we just wanted to movie date,

(42:22):
we had dinner, Like, I don't give a fuck. I'm
good until next week when I see you again.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
No, I do that, I get dicked down. I'd be
good for a month. I don't even respond to niggas
when I'm like and they don't even know that's why
I'm not responding. But nigga, i just got dicked down,
squirted all over the room. I'm good for the next
couple of weeks. I don't even want to.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Be around the body else, Like these women are really
wanting relationships. You got to learn to cut yourself off
from that, because maybe if.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
It's double day discipline, Yeah, done with us.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
That's maturity and adulthood, right.

Speaker 7 (42:48):
All the things that will benefit us or be you know,
for our good take discipline, They take us telling ourselves
no sacrifice and shit. Sex and love is the same thing,
you know what I mean. I met somebody that I like,
straight up love right, and they loved me too. But
I'm never looking for a relationship. And they were in
a point where a lot of stuff was really going

(43:09):
on in their life too. You know what I'm saying
that we just couldn't do that, and so I just
shut all that off. You know what I'm saying that
the relationship, But I shut off.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
We didn't. We wasn't laying up no more. We were walking.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
We wasn't doing none of that ship when you love somebody.

Speaker 7 (43:24):
It was tough, but I knew that that was what
needed to be done, because otherwise, what we're gonna do
be stupid at our big ages and do.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
Anything just because you want to feel good. What the fuck?
I'm a grown ass man.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
It's like it's like drugs. It's like drug make good decisions.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
That's really fair.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
And I mean they were also talking about too, like
in terms of how we view sex. There was an
NBA player recently that talked about how his brother had
a vice of gambling and his vice was women, and
he knew how it showed up very unhealthy because he
was getting his hit off of sex with women. And
I think that, like you said, it could be hard,

(44:00):
it could be tempting, but the same way you're in
a toxic relationship or laying up with someone that's not
good for you, you have to be strong enough to
get your ass away from that.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
My phone rang and I wanted to answer the phone
so bad recently.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
From that person, No, somebody else, okay, And.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
I wanted to answer that phone so bad, And I
didn't answer why because I knew that it wasn't going
to lead to something.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Good either of us.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Are you actively.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Like?

Speaker 5 (44:33):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 7 (44:34):
Like I've never been I've never understood the notion of
like looking for a partner. I think you meet a
motherfucker and it's like you, I agree with you.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
But then how do you have someone who loves you back?
I have great text all these things, and it's not
them because.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
It wasn't the right time for that person.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
The time it just wasn't right, you know, what I
like about what you just said.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
I would love to bring box theory back up because
we talked about this with somebody recently.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Where you meet somebody, you put them in a box, right, and.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Doesn't say he got one box. All y'all niggas going.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Into one box.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
The box is you're unattractive to them, the second is
you want to fuck them.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
And the third is you want to wipe them up.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
So I sad all my homeboys, but basically, is this true?
All of them said, yeah, it pretty is like it's true,
except for maybe one got out the box and what
you just said that I thought was interesting.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
My boyfriend asked him how I got out the box?
Because I know I'm a sex podcaster.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
You google me.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
You just don't want to.

Speaker 7 (45:29):
Fuck beautiful self made you know what I'm saying. Hell yeah,
anyway exactly. Yeah, know how to do that to a
brass You see how she just did that. That's a skill,
So yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
So he said, the reason that I was able to
date women for so long and like end up seeing
that you were right for me is because I haven't
been looking for a partner this whole time.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
I always just thought Okay, she'll come up.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
So because I wasn't obsessive about meeting this wife or
this woman, I've been able to date figure out what
I want. And it goes back to something Jody said
about are we dating for the experience? Like how do
we like we feel with them, et cetera, Or because
you're a great Oh no, I think most I think
most times, yeah, for the person.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Most most women, as soon as the nigga give them
enough attention, they see this as a potential partner.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
And that's a version of checking the box.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yes, consistency because everything else nigga can text you every.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Other day, a nigga context you once a week, Like
consistency is subjective, but just showing of attention. There's women
that literally just crave the attention from a man at all,
and now this is my potential partner.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Let me cut everyone off and try to real in me.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
We aren't digging to see what dating looks like.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Like, I think meeting people in your thirties and forties,
like to become real life partners is probably the best
time because you I.

Speaker 7 (46:51):
Think that is the appropriate time personally based on life experience,
Like yeah, thirty, when you're supposed to.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Really your late thirties.

Speaker 7 (46:59):
Your forties, when so I can side, that's when you
start considering things differently. But your early thirties, your twenties,
that's the time for having experiences, right, and learning from
the experiences that you have.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
It's so funny.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
I sat with Ashley Cobb on selective ignorance and I said, well,
what would be the advice that you give more more women?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
And she was like, ho longer?

Speaker 4 (47:22):
And of course it sounds crazy to say it in
that sense, but it's literally like you don't know what
things you truly want from a partner, how you show
up the things you want in the bedroom if you
don't have more experiences under your belt.

Speaker 7 (47:35):
That's what they mean when they go to women's conferences
and they say stuff like get to know yourself.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
That's what they're talking about.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Right, She's in a better, more peeply diet.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
The boy, no, you think the evolution was.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
I literally said that because her versions of her book,
her book is that she was fucking and got pregnant
at sixteen. Again, we can't come on her pocket.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Really, that's what her book is about. She will.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
That's a daughter literally talked about the navigation of her
own early childhood where she's at now. We don't align
as a brand, and I wish we could, because I
think her platform is something.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
That more women who either are ingrained in the church
or don't feel safe to to navigate things with people
like minded people.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Are they old shame or are too afraid to talk
about things. This book and our journeys are something that
I would love to share on the.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Platform hundred percent.

Speaker 7 (48:29):
But those same sisters, I ahs they buying it book, Yeah,
they're just not buying it or you're not on the
stage to say they're the cover.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Off around with it like buying that we haven't done.
That makes it harder to realize how much depth is
in there. We are the comedy podcast, like, we're not
going to have the MD. We're not sex with Emily
or even Shamboody, who's like certified in certain therapy. We

(49:03):
love Shann Yes, So I think when you have people
that are exploring and more crass up front, that's harder
to connect with.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
If shann asked Sarah to go on her broadcast, that.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Would look differently because oh, certified masterclass. There's something there
that makes you trust that person to hear about sex.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
The great thing we got a master class certified New York.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
I was just about to go there.

Speaker 7 (49:28):
The great thing is there's a room for everybody, right
and as as a successful person of the cloth, you
know what I'm saying. She has made a name for herself,
whether you want to call it nepotism or not, which
I think there's nothing wrong with nepotism.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
More in black community period.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
But y'all are doing y'all's thing. She literally has a
conference called Women Evolved. Perhaps usually when you have a
mind that is open to theological concepts and things like that,
you evolve.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
The more you know, you guys might end up meeting
each other where you where you do. You know what
I'm saying, who knows?

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Let go a little bit of the fact that, like
I don't know, with this book, we've had some things
that have happened and made us so upset, and I've
tried to approach it.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
With like you know what, motherfuckers, I want to let
you in and sh but you see how again New.

Speaker 7 (50:16):
York Times bestseller period.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
They can't stop that, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
So much so many of the people that won't open
the door and go inside of the doors for the.

Speaker 7 (50:25):
That's why Lunelle was cussing Shannon sharp ass out the
other day. You've seen that, I think, calling them ugly
and all kinds.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Of ship just because she said she said that she
she Shannon in them told her no about coming on
club Shason Now.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Very Nell let her first.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Janet's from them up. It's lou Nell so like so.

Speaker 7 (50:53):
Lou Neelle said Shannon Sharp was ugly and that that's
why he wear them tight closing all this other ship
because she said, now that he's been through this recent
you know, situation around, they want her on and she
was like, fuck them. Yeah, that's how I think y'all
need to be about the people that reject you guys
when it comes to this credible work that you ladies
have done. That it's something you should be so proud of. Right,

(51:15):
fucking people that don't want to, you know, have that conversation.
It's a lot of other people that are listening more
importantly reading.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
I want to know something crazy. Before I got to Atlanta, Oh,
I had a rough night before I got on that plank.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Oh, I have this These people reach out to me
to start making content for them and like putting them
in their sphere of advertisement. I guess they work with
influencers whatever sends me a text about why after reaching
out to me, why they couldn't work with me, and said,
we think that there's nothing we can help you do

(51:47):
because most of our clients need more pr or want
to make a book or whatever, and you kind of
already have these things, but maybe a luxury product development
like vibrator.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Situation work for you.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
And I was like, what you telling me after hours
and hours of calls and what are we going to
do branding in this? And you said, all you can
make is a fucking vibrator. You want me to sell
something else besides my New York Times Wrestling book.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
And it's a vibrator. I was, I'm not surprised. I
was so gagged.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I remember calling brook de Bard because she's an influencer
friend I have that's like constantly working with my brands
and akin to them.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
She was like, Alex Cooper is talk about sucking?

Speaker 7 (52:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. You know how the game goes,
and it's crazy. It's just so crazy when it happens
right in front of your face like that, and you'd
be like, Yo.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
What the fuck dustin? I ain't even ask for any.

Speaker 7 (52:40):
Of that now, mind you. I so love to everybody.
Y'all got me talking shit today? Please, I so love
to everybody. I so love to a funky ass know
nothing as motherfucker that don't deserve it, which you know
I won't. But it's so many gay organizations, right, big
name gay organizations who platform and and push forward so

(53:01):
many voices that I'm personally really happy to see get
the opportunity, right because I believe it's space for everybody.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
But y'all ain't ringing my bell? Why y'all only want
a certain type of gay person? You know what I'm saying?
But well, mind you, I'm openly gay. I don't run
from that, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (53:16):
I like to actually talk about it a lot because
I want people to be used to being around people
like me, right, But it's so many big names like
gay organizations that why I ain't been on the why
I haven't hosted the GLAD Awards, What type of the
You know what I'm saying, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
You tell me what you see me? So I want
to know. I mean, I'm just saying because there's a difference.
There's a lot.

Speaker 7 (53:38):
It's sober most of the time. It's never black. So
let's even let's go there, right and what it is opportunity.
Shout out to Glad we've worked together before. Shout out
to a couple of other organizations, human rights organization, a
couple of different people. I've worked with Native Son, you
know what I'm saying, A couple of different organizations.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
But there's a ton more.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
I have a lot of dollars that they put behind,
work with media personalities and quote unquote influencers and ship
like that. A lot of opportunities that I just don't get,
you know. But they'll put another motherfucker that can't even
read a teleprompter, you know what I'm saying up there,
just because they think that they're trending right now or whatever.
So it's just you know how the game. Don't let

(54:19):
that shit discourage you. Tell them to take that vibrator.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
And shove it up, shove it up their whole land.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Ship. All right.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Now, before we go out, we do have another segment,
you know what, let me not go to the real quick.
Let me ask you you picked do you have We
have a segment called, uh, what is it? We ask,
and we do listen.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
We listen and we do judge. Where normally you would
come and.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Tell us a story about a friend, gossip you've heard,
where we could sit here and judge them and just
talk about the or I like to pick like little
parts from the book. And so I chose to pick
progression because I know you had that relationship. I wanted
to dig into what love and relationships currently look like
for you and what you learned from your last relationship.

(55:13):
Let's do that, Okay, So in Progression, y'all know in
the book No Holds Bard Smaller, our New York Times
bestseller in which we've, uh, we lean into things that
we've learned about ourselves and in ways that we can
improve moving forward. And so you, being a person that's
not a relationship guy, but that wasn't a pretty long

(55:35):
standing relationship ended that.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
I want to know what the most what's the number
one thing you learned.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
About yourself and what thing you would take in possibly
a future relationship based on how that relationship ended.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Yeah, so I love my ex. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (55:51):
We don't speak, but I loved I love him, and
I hope he's well, you know what I'm saying, You
learn a lot of lessons.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
Everything is more clear on the other side of it,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (56:01):
And so I think just showing up in the fullness
of yourself and not necessarily trying to create or configure
yourself as the perfect person for them. When you love
a person, you can identify like their needs and areas
where some nurturing could like make them even better than
they already are. And sometimes you can focus on that

(56:22):
and showing up in those ways for a person as
opposed to kind of showing them what you need too,
you know. And then before you know it, like things
have just gotten to a point where you're not because
you're not showing up as yourself, they don't really even
know how to be there for you, no matter how much.
And then it gets frustrated for everybody because we both
love each other so much and we can't figure out
how to do this right. So, you know, hindsight is

(56:45):
twenty twenty. I think that's something that I would take
moving forward, not just in romantic shit, but just friendships.
Friendships are actually way more valuable to me than romantic
connections because they are just so worthy, yea, They're so valuable,
you know, And so just showing up that way for
my friends. I want all my friends to know how
much I care about them, how important their their happiness

(57:07):
and their successes are to me. You know, I just
move forward with that shit, you know, because I actually
lost two of my best friends, yeah know that, and
so losing them older in life. You know what I'm saying,
I'm sensitive. You know what I'm saying. My whole body
feel like a nipple. You know what I'm saying. I'm
just out here.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
You know what I'm saying, I'm sensitive.

Speaker 7 (57:27):
So that being said, I'm aware of the sensitive areas
that exist in the relationships in my life, and I
try my best to just supplement those relationships as best
I can.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Y'all, if you ever hate how I sound about describing
my lack of romantic relationships so why I value my friends,
I'm just gonna get dust In to voice say it
a lot more eloquently, because when I say this, sound like,
but you're gonna be lowly father, but you need a nuggery.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
You're a man, You could say it, but that's exactly
that's the same shit you ain't nothing but to get
the fag hole.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
Just want to that's why they Yeah, you know how.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
You're right, because apparently we're on this planet to be romantically.
It was another person or two or three or four
or five, eight or not twenty one.

Speaker 6 (58:13):
You know.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
It's a lot of in the middle of your ship.
I liked it.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
I like y'all.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Oh, listen, when I get the budget, I don't already
told that's not I'm working on some stuff.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
And I said, all sluners, check needs you to come
punch up, need you to be a writer?

Speaker 5 (58:32):
You do that?

Speaker 2 (58:33):
You do that ship?

Speaker 5 (58:34):
Gotcha?

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Now where can everyone listen to you? Support you, rock
with you?

Speaker 7 (58:39):
So we're wrapping up this leg of the show. Shout
out to everybody. This was a really special section of shows.
These are my first shows where are presented as a
stand up comedians. So these people bought tickets with no
proof of concept, they had never had really no word
of mouth, and we've had an overwhelming amount of support,
selling out left and right, playing the fucking Imprime. I

(59:00):
love it, Like just just so many things that are
milestones for comedians. I've been so blessed and grateful to
experience this first set out. So we have two more
shows this weekend here in Atlanta City Winery were about
to do that much left to everybody to buy a ticket.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
I'm Finn show my ass.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
I'm excited to see.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Can't wait.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Said you have a second leg.

Speaker 7 (59:21):
So then we're gonna release some more days coming soon.
We got a few other markets that we're gonna hit
that I'm really excited about, and a whole new show
that I've worked on. So I'm just really excited to
keep doing this telling jokes.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
It's so much fun. You know, I was boring to
talk shit.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
But gona lie. I have a lot going on.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
And when I see how much you talk between all
your podcasts now you on tour, I'm was.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Like, Okay, I guess I can.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
I can keep talking.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
You can keep talking. You gotta keep talking. Man.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
You love that you're talking. I love hearing you your voice.
I know everyone listening is like sitting in a puddle
right now because your voice just sounds so great. Thank
you for rocking with us.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Thank y'all for having me. I love y'all.

Speaker 8 (59:55):
Proud.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (59:56):
Places on Trap House, Wheezy Dope Ist, Fly Ship, and
I'm definitely coming out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Yes, I feel like you know when you're you got
a new baby. I love seeing a wove in there.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Yes, like.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Doing the concept that you really love like just like
you said, talking ship. I've always been a fitness, wellness girly,
but not like feeling like I had the body types.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
You know, if you're talking about working out a bit,
you want to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Yeah, but a bitch, No.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
I love house and trapped.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
That's right, so you have the trap house. See how
that works. Here's perfect. You know what I'm saying. Shout
out to our friend Gabby. I love you Gabby.

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
Okay, all right, that's our friend. That's our best friend.
And that's my girl. Yeah, canar okay, that's my girl.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
I see you on the instagramt all right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Well, guys, if you haven't yet, make sure you purchased
our book, No Holds bart Doing Manifesto of Sexual Exploration
and Power a People Now wherever you get motherfucking.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Books, no buttholes, bring no ball.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Yeah that's we want.

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
Because it's the front, so's you. I was gonna talk
about the back play y'all talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
The front, I mean talk about it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
I was gonna write this part of the scene.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
I got a whole chapter called you can put.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
It back there?

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
Okay, period. I got the.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Hey, if you want boning out, make sure you join
us over on Patreon, Patreon dot com back Slash Horrible Decisions.
This has been another episode of Decisions Decisions.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Bye y'all, Bye,

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