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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I'm going to be playing the role of you viewers
at home. I wasn't in Jamaka. I don't. When May
said she's gonna do an episode, I'm like, you want
me to go? No? She literally said, you don't want
to do yourself. I said, no, you have to be
here because you tell me navigate the conversation, y'all. I
need to make sure she's there next year. Yes, yes,
(00:22):
let me tell y'all the episode. Y'all, we're about to
hear can heard me from coming to watch out, lady,
I have your panty liners on Bellas put a blanket
or something over your your pants because you got to
put truth through it. I am joined by Jazz, who
is the founder, not founder, non founder, co host and
(00:49):
hold on party curator, party curator, party curator of Chocolate
Bliss Travel. And then I am joined by someone who
was brought on the trip like myself post it Ksha.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yes, I gotta tell y'all how I know Kansha so
recently look to Billy's live show, and I'm just gonna
admit it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Now. You know when you say you're gonna show up
to someone's event and you just like, I gotta check
this thing off the list.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, I just kind of wanted to say in bed,
but we get out of the house, had such a
good time. Kasha get her ass on stage, and my
nigga said, this.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Is turning up. This is I don't want to give.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Away Billy's live show, but what I will say is
it started off with her being amused for someone that
was doing a demonstration.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And the craziest thing in the middle of this is
she goes, hold on, is it okay if I get
spake daddy and I'll turn it around. Yeah, And my
wife was there, so I got in trouble. I didn't
tell you that I got in trouble that day, yo,
who my wife? I got in trouble that day because
she was there also. So I'm only bringing you by
(02:02):
the way, how did that's my baby? Let me let's
do their family tree. So, so my wife has been
around for like over two decades. Right, She and I,
you know, best friends, but you know have touched each
other so and others together. So when I first into
the lifestyle, I didn't have a man. Me and her
(02:24):
just still like pick out victims and knock him down. Yes,
so here you know. So now I got to be
your husband a little later. And the wife and the husband,
you know, they have a great relationship first of all,
So we jokeled around, but like she's like, my wife
is like my best friend slash sometimes girlfriend, and he's
(02:45):
my husband slash, you know whatever. And they were both
sitting there. So when I said to him, daddy, and
she was like, what the let's sitting across from him.
She was with the blonde here she went on stage
and did the morning contest in the beginning, So I
was like, you at so entertaining. She got a nigga
(03:08):
in a boxing outfit getting ready to spank her, punching
her pussy, by the way, punching her pussy.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
So her man comes to stick and watch. And here's
what it is so entertaining. She got her beautiful body,
and it's very to me. What you would say is stallion.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Like when we think of Stallion, we think height, we
think big ass, but in shade we think this. There's
just a look and it's also a wall. I think
you could be a short Stallion too, if you got
the wall, not the many pony s. So this is
(03:47):
the most entertaining part.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Meanwhile, you seeing this woman damn near house nigga gir
her pussy punch. But the most entertaining part was her
van For me and my fan couldn't stop looking at
He's like, oh my god, look.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
At this nigga. It was like, oh my god. He
was enjoying every minute.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Mind you, you guys will soon hear her episode on
Decision Decisions. There are episode excuse me, this niggas bigger
than everybody security.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He personal, So I was like, oh my god, is
he hard? And then she's looking at him and talking
to him. He's like, he's been hagging my legs open
while the had a sex machine. So first of all,
there's a mini boxing glove on the edge of a
sex machine going like that to my and he's holding
it open, and just like, ah, ditch. You know that's
(04:33):
what happens when you get with a status. This is
I'm not gonna lie meeting him. He looks so big
and dominant, and yes he's masculine. But what I love
viewing all week with you guys in Jamaica was how
serving he was to you. It helped you with He
helped you with your demonstration. Every time I saw y'all together,
(04:56):
he was just making sure you were good, you were
having a good time, you need anything. I loved watching
That's why I wanted both of y'all on the episode,
because it was so beautiful watching all together and him
just support you in what is in terms of work.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes, just because he knows he could what everybody asked
that Also, because you.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Can fucking squirt while sucking is dick. I don't know,
like you may feel like I like, I actually might
want to hire you because I have a nigga right
now that wants me to like the thing, but like
seeing you do that. And y'all, we're gonna did we
start from day one? No? No, no, we are. We're gonna stay.
So okay, here's how Here was my introduction. By the way,
(05:42):
we're not gonna start with my first night. We'll get
to my first day. No, no, no, it was the same night.
Friday was kind of the Thursday was the first day,
the first day, not like the chill day. So Thursday
is the first day. And Jasmine, this was the first
time I ever saw this. I want to start because
(06:02):
this is probably where it's gonna end for y'all listening.
I want to start with the welcome Pool party, and
that's Friday. That is Friday, Friday, So I'm not gonna
start with my night on Thursday. Oh you're talking about
the twenty seven ducks. So Friday is the welcome pool
party because everyone is really kind of arriving on Thursday,
(06:25):
so some people may miss the daytime. So Friday night
everyone just Thursday night was just like the welcome in
like kind of it was like, so Friday is the
welcome pool party. So I'm like, okay, mind, you's at
the nude pool. So even for people that are just
like I don't really want to get naked, you kind
of want to go because that's where everyone gets and
(06:45):
we're ripping the bandate off, straight up straight getting getting
ady on Thursday anyone day one goose. Yeah, the outing
was like off site. Yeah, I'm gonna bring you back
what I did though that night because that was when
I met with my first boyfriend. Yes, So anyways, let's
(07:06):
start Friday though. So welcome party is at the new pool, y'all.
I've never seen anything like this in my life. The
DJ goes, hey, whose first time is it here at
heato women? Which women? Is that their first time at
heto Where are the newbies? Where are the newbies? And
they don't know what they was raising their hands. They
do not they do not know. What I need y'all
(07:28):
to do is everyone comes sit in front of me
at the DJ booth fin a side at the end
of the pool, and they're all naked right now, everybody's naked,
and they're like bordering the entire pool. The biggest one.
That was the biggest one twenty seven movies. So next
thing I know, I see Jazz and the other girl.
They have towers of cups and shots. So I see
(07:53):
balancing acts of about ten shots stacked in these plastic cups.
Ten dark, ten late there we go ten dark, ten
light shot dark night, probably whatever the additional settle. So
I'm literally looking at them balancing acts of shots. So
everyone gets a shot at the pool. The DJ then goes, well,
(08:15):
we're I'm just gonna ask you. I'll take a shot.
He says, Yo, I need a vet anyone who's been
here man or women? I think they asked before who's
into men? Who's into women? Right? They asked all the
women sitting on the side, and so they all ask
and then they're like okay, based on their responses, all
the OG's all the vets go stand in front of
(08:37):
find a woman. Find So I'm like, what am I
about to see by this time? Because I'm sure and
I'm in the pool, I go to the other side
of the pool to have like an eye, want to
have good eye? Yes? A good So why does this
like the fuck gout to happen? So okay, so everyone
has a cup. There's now a person, a man or
woman in front of everyone in front of the pool.
(08:59):
There is one man and they got greedy. It's that
between two bitch. Yeah. I was like, damn. The DJ
was like, but the woman let it do happen. So
next thing you know, the DJ is like, all right,
what you're gonna do is take the shot. You're gonna
pour it between your titties. And they told the VET
(09:21):
that they had to catch the shot before it hits
the pool. Yes, so you sit here and see all
the women, he says, one, two, three, though, so all
the women before the shots it runs down their body
and all these people are in front of them, and
then everyone gets the shot, right, so you start seeing
people lick like the body. It's coming off the body, right,
(09:41):
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(11:08):
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literally was a CEO dating an inmate. All right, So
here we go Hey, Mandy and Wheezy wore hive member
(12:15):
here since I was a freshman in college. Loved the journey.
Y'all are on and loved the audiobook, and we'll be
buying the physical copy soon and likely use it in
a class I teach later in my degree program. As
I'm getting my master's congratulations. I wrote a while back
about dating my nigga, who I thought was boring and
(12:35):
wasn't as expansive in his worldview. I listened to y'all's advice,
and we ended up breaking up not too long after.
I kind of already knew we were gonna break up,
but getting that external feedback from y'all and my therapists
and friends, it was a little Alie inform me which
everyone said to leave him. We're still cool and fuck
and go on dates from time to time. But that's
(12:56):
another email for another day. This is about another scenario
that I wonder if y'all could talk about. I'm obviously
single now, so I've been dipping and dabbling in the streets.
I've been entertaining new people and really seeing what's out there,
and it really is as bleak as people say. Now,
I don't typically invite people over first, but this particular
(13:20):
partner I've known for a bit and feel comfortable inviting over.
For context, I'm a Hoodoo practitioner and Arisha devotee. Another
reason I don't like a lot of people over is
with the different altars and items I have around my house.
People who ain't familiar, which is most people I encounter,
(13:40):
since I primarily date other Black Americans, ask a lot
of questions and have preconceived notions about what I practice
and who I am as a result, long story short,
the nigga I had over was taking pictures of ancestor
altars and different alters I have to Yamaya and ocean
in my closet while I was in the bathroom and
(14:01):
sending it to his group chat of friends. My question
isn't about how I should feel because I kick that
nigga out for taking pictures of my shit. Anyway. My
question is more so for you all and your thoughts
on dating someone like me. Would you or have you
dated someone who was into all the woo woo and
crystals and shit? Is that something you would want them
(14:22):
to disclose before coming over? Just some thoughts I had.
Would love if y'all could have someone on the show
as well who is a spiritual practitioner of sorts to
talk about their dating slash sex life and how they
navigate that. Thanks, I'm gonna let you start with this one.
I think my answer is gonna surprise you. Okay, So
(14:44):
I believe in that stuff, I like using it whatever.
But spiritual people will.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Always be fucked up, like, oh my god, people like,
let's be honest. Every bitch i'all know that is doing
a spell. Don't got a niggast. Every bitch I know
manifesting claiming They like, oh I'm doing this, I'm doing that.
They ain't gotten the motherfucking money. They really don't be
about what they be screaming about. So sometimes when someone's
(15:09):
leading forward with the spirituality is their personality. I don't
be into it either.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Now when it's more private and I start to see
that it really is like meaningful, Like most people aren't
telling you every minute they pray, But for some reason,
spiritual people are screaming at you when the moon is
blood like you know what I'm saying, it's like a
little too much. It would bother me, and it would
bother me if they were bringing it into our dynamic,
(15:35):
like it would bother me if we had a conversation
and they'd be like, that's so pisce he's coated like
this shit the fucker. Now what about though, Like what
she's saying is this is clearly in her private space.
She has her altars. Is it something you think she
should disclose before having these new partners come over? You know,
I think religion and spirituality is personal unless they're going
(15:56):
to see the altars and stuff. Yes, but a lot
of my homegirls that have alters choose to like put them,
like hide them something like her, or out in the open.
If he was taking pictures of them while she was
in the bathroom. It's giving that these aren't hidden alters,
Like they're not in closets, they're out in the open.
I just don't like opening up the dialogue for somebody
(16:18):
to get into your business that deep, right, because then
it might they get wait wait, wait, they can get
into your pussy, but not get into your business of spirituality.
I think sexist is casual, but I think spirituality is
more intense and deep. Yeah, bitch, I thought you bitch.
You ain't used to say that sex was spiritual. Yeah,
Like I think sex is special.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I'm just saying like, in this particular instance, a nigga
coming over tod like I have I have casual sex too.
I'm just saying like, as far as this goes, for
some reason, I just feel like she'll sound like a coconut,
because I think people assume once you got to like
warn them about your shit. Like if someone wants to
ask you, let them ask you. But every bitch nowadays
(17:01):
we gotting a little Buddha in the corner or some
shit or some candles, maybe they won't think nothing.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I just wouldn't. Yeah, I think it depends what your
altar looks like. I mean, I ain't gonna hold depend
what it looks like as a bitch who's not a
Stars and Moons. If I go to a nigga house
and see an altar, he not getting no pussy. I'm
not eating his food, were not taking shots. I am
not here for it. It would turn me off personally.
(17:27):
And if you're saying you date other black American men,
I do think that maybe you should lean in to
date in some zo's then like maybe the what that's
my vinue? Like maybe you need to date a nigga
that kind of know a little bit more about all
of that, and to me that you should for the
folks that turn out, oh yeah, if you're not from Florida.
If you're not from Florida, a zou is someone of
(17:49):
Haitian descent. To me, I think the same way. Have
I hide my cat right like some people aren't cat people,
so I put that nigga in a room if I
have someone coming over who might not, you know, be
(18:12):
into cats. So for me, if you feel like someone
may not be into this thing, I think you put
it away until it's something to where the relationship you
and this person are becoming closer with each other, then
you open to that. If it's just casual sex, I
think you share the things you don't want to explain,
(18:34):
and not your dick. If you got to dick, share
that before they come over. But for anything in your house,
I think that you should absolutely you know. So basically
for me, I think the reason that I don't like
to bring shit up ahead of time is because I
feel like it gives room for judgment. Good judge me
(18:55):
and don't fuck me. Like I want people to be upfront,
be up with who you are, hide it. When I say,
be upfront with who you are. That's if you're looking
that even if you're looking, that's if you're looking to
date this person. Right, if you're just looking to fuck
the person and you don't want to be judged, hide
the shit that you already are insecure about possibly being
judged about. It's that simple. Like for like, if I
(19:18):
know my house is a mess, Like, let's take this
away from altars, let's take this away from spirituality. If
I know my house is a mess, and I want
a nigga to come over, but I don't want that
nigga to judge me as a messy bitch, I'm gonna
go ahead and throw some shit into a room and
clean up my house real quick. If you know that
a nigga's gonna judge you for your alters and you
don't want to be judged for your altars, bitch, hide
(19:41):
your altars.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
As because they cast the spells on everybody out here.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, I mean to me, to me, I think this
this is definitely something that like, bitch, just da Haitian bro.
That's literally my advice to you. Fuck the the black
African Americans. They're not as in tune, I will tell
I email.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Black Africans really don't fuck with spell work. So, like
ma Man said this to me a few months ago.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
About like how when he went to Nigeria for the
first time that his family and this is a Nigerian man,
were like, don't let them say this to you.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Don't let nobody hands you money because they're like, you know,
doing work and shit like that exchange of energy. And
I found this ig where a dude does pranks on
like uncles and shit like that in London and be like,
what's your name and he'll say their name and he'll
start being like, gets up, I'm going to get these
spelled from you, blah blah blah, and the dude start
(20:40):
running down the street like he just basically freaks African
elders out. And I'm saying this to say, some people
take spirituality and witchcraft as devil worshiping, and so when
you think of it in that way, I think sometimes
people can't even respect your religion until they get to
know you.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Like a lot.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I got a few Woo Woo homegirls, and to be
honest with you, well, the one that's real serious, she's
Haitian and she'd be doing my makeup.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I ain't know that shit for at least a year,
and I was like, damn bitch, okay, and she was like, yes,
it's private, not that shit. Was that shit for me
growing up was always like talked about because my little
sister is Haitian and so getting to know her family,
Oh baby, my mama was in tune with everything that
(21:29):
my sister's aunties and shit was into. And we talked
a lot about voodoo who do all the things that
Let's be very clear too, alters aren't necessarily voodoo or witchcraft.
They literally could just be an offering or prayer station
for your ancestors and things like that. So even her alters,
(21:52):
I won't say is is spelly or witchy, but for
the people that aren't familiar with that from a religious standpoint,
from a spirituality standpoint, from whatever, yeah, baby, that shit
gets scary. And we even in America have a thing
where you're not supposed to even eat a bitch of spaghetti.
So if you are walking into a woman's home who
(22:13):
has these altars, I could see why any man not
only would be judgy, but would be fearful in doing
anything with you. Romantically. But also I think this is
the thing though that makes me say, maybe keep it
to yourself, especially if it's Black American people. Right, Just
like Mandy saying dates, some Zoe's people may.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Not understand that if you have offerings that you're giving
to let's just say, I don't know your grandmother, he
might think, well, not his bitch want to put a
spellow on me. That's the type of shit I'm saying.
Like I think, sometimes it's too high level for people
to understand. But again, if you are gonna end up
dating them, you're gonna have to tell them anyway.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I just be choosing to keep it until it's necessary
outside of offer a podcast to ask the question, So,
outside of altars, is there anything that you can think
of that would make you not want to have sex
with a girl or guy if you went to their house,
like you and your partner have you know, sex with
other other women? Right? What would keep you? You could
(23:12):
be completely interested? What would make you not want to
have sex with them? If you went to their house
and saw something a cat chix? Let me tell you something.
These cats be out of control. Okay, we was at
a bitch house just kicking.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
It a little after he's maybe we were gonna fuck,
Maybe we weren't. She started making them drinks and I said,
the cat just jumped off the counter where the cups
are coming from.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Okay, okay, I said, hold on now. Then once we
all get on the couch, then a cat get into
a tack. And I said, you know what if the
cat ain't got a room, bitch, if the cat don't
got an area, when you got motherfuckers over, you need
to warn me because it's one thing. You know, you
need an older cat. They be chilling in the house.
(24:01):
I don't really see him. Some people house.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
You know, you can smell him if they don't take
care of at home. Yeah, but you know that cat
out of control. I don't want to have to find
my underwear.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, I put I put body up sometimes. He was
really well behaved this weekend and I had a whole
threesome and me too. He was just really well behaved.
So I was like, literally when everybody left my house,
I was like, body, you are so good. Not the
energy of the cat or the people he was. He
was so good. He was so good all week and
(24:31):
I had a whole nigga at my house all weekend
and he like did not bother him at all, And
I was like, oh, my goodness, you are so good
they growing up. No, he definitely is not half as
bad as he was. Uh. I guess there's a Terrible
twos for cats too. Body's now five, so he's good.
But the cats all right. But the million I think,
(24:54):
I think for me, I'm trying to think of what
I could go into a man's house and seeing, not fuck,
oh easy, pictures of him and a bitch, don't let
me come to your house, and it's pictures of your
wife or pictures of like like what I know, people
that are okay with going and fucking people who have
(25:16):
wives have situations, and there's pictures of them all over
the house, on the fridge, on the counter, on the wall.
I couldn't do it. I used to be a fucking
side chick. If y'all read the book, I talk about it.
But never, not once did I go to a married
nigga home and fuck him in his married nigga bed.
So hmm, So to me, that would be a thing
(25:39):
on some casual like fuck shit you got together them? Yeah,
another thing, But I mean, I'm not really dealing with
married men at the moment right now anyways, So that's
not my thing, but that would that's always kind of
been a thing. We're not doing this. The other thing
that would keep me from sleeping with a nigga if
I saw it in his house, and this would be
(26:01):
if I'm just looking too hard, would be going into
your bathroom and it's nasty like I are around the toiler.
I need to make sure that you do not have
a mildew in your tub. I need to make sure
that you have a washcloth that isn't the consistency of cement.
(26:23):
I need to make sure that you have soap, and
I'm not talking about the orange kind that might say
dial I or lever Her two thousand. If you have
lever two thousand, I might not fuck you. Like there's
certain things regarding hygiene that I need to see present
that if you do not have in your bathroom, your
penis is not coming near my mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
So a hygienic thing besides it. To me, it's the bathroom.
To me, it's the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Hm trying to think other than a bathroom because the
bathroom is a good one and I want to use
the bathroom like, ladies, if you go to a digger,
if you don't even have to do it, use the bathroom.
Use the bathroom. That'll, that'll, that'll quickly let you know
if you're gonna give that nigga the buns or not.
You know what used to bother me?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
This is so random, but when I was younger, I
used to fuck with this nigga that was just living
in a studio and he was like, hell, little broke whatever.
And I remember he had a hard ass towel that
used to be, you know, over the bathtub, and I
used to be like thinking to myself, maybe he just
leaves it there. No, we're like cleaning when he needs
to clean the bathroom. One day, I'll walk in there,
(27:35):
I'm brushing my teeth. He jumps in the shower to
go to work because he was a club bouncer. And
I saw that nigga wet that rag and I said,
you have been yoursing that bits. I think I was
fuckingh for a month and a half. It was the
same green towel, bitch, hard as a rock.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
How did it? Whatugh? Yeah, Higie, hygiene is big for me,
so yeah, I would say that. I guess Our all
advice for our listener this week is a hide the shit,
be data zone. That's That's what I'm giving you. That's it.
(28:13):
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(28:36):
helped you out with one of your past situations, hopefully
we help you out with this one. And again make
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Do a Manifest Sexual Exploration and hoo y ai
I'm going to be playing the role of you viewers
at home. I wasn't in Jamaka. I don't. When May
said she's gonna do an episode, I'm like, you want
me to go? No? She literally said, you don't want
to do yourself. I said, no, you have to be
here because you tell me navigate the conversation, y'all. I
need to make sure she's there next year. Yes, yes,
(00:22):
let me tell y'all the episode. Y'all, we're about to
hear can heard me from coming to watch out, lady,
I have your panty liners on Bellas put a blanket
or something over your your pants because you got to
put truth through it. I am joined by Jazz, who
is the founder, not founder, non founder, co host and
(00:49):
hold on party curator, party curator, party curator of Chocolate
Bliss Travel. And then I am joined by someone who
was brought on the trip like myself post it Ksha.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yes, I gotta tell y'all how I know Kansha so
recently look to Billy's live show, and I'm just gonna
admit it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Now. You know when you say you're gonna show up
to someone's event and you just like, I gotta check
this thing off the list.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, I just kind of wanted to say in bed,
but we get out of the house, had such a
good time. Kasha get her ass on stage, and my
nigga said, this.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Is turning up. This is I don't want to give.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Away Billy's live show, but what I will say is
it started off with her being amused for someone that
was doing a demonstration.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And the craziest thing in the middle of this is
she goes, hold on, is it okay if I get
spake daddy and I'll turn it around. Yeah, And my
wife was there, so I got in trouble. I didn't
tell you that I got in trouble that day, yo,
who my wife? I got in trouble that day because
she was there also. So I'm only bringing you by
(02:02):
the way, how did that's my baby? Let me let's
do their family tree. So, so my wife has been
around for like over two decades. Right, She and I,
you know, best friends, but you know have touched each
other so and others together. So when I first into
the lifestyle, I didn't have a man. Me and her
(02:24):
just still like pick out victims and knock him down. Yes,
so here you know. So now I got to be
your husband a little later. And the wife and the husband,
you know, they have a great relationship first of all,
So we jokeled around, but like she's like, my wife
is like my best friend slash sometimes girlfriend, and he's
(02:45):
my husband slash, you know whatever. And they were both
sitting there. So when I said to him, daddy, and
she was like, what the let's sitting across from him.
She was with the blonde here she went on stage
and did the morning contest in the beginning, So I
was like, you at so entertaining. She got a nigga
(03:08):
in a boxing outfit getting ready to spank her, punching
her pussy, by the way, punching her pussy.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
So her man comes to stick and watch. And here's
what it is so entertaining. She got her beautiful body,
and it's very to me. What you would say is stallion.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Like when we think of Stallion, we think height, we
think big ass, but in shade we think this. There's
just a look and it's also a wall. I think
you could be a short Stallion too, if you got
the wall, not the many pony s. So this is
(03:47):
the most entertaining part.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Meanwhile, you seeing this woman damn near house nigga gir
her pussy punch. But the most entertaining part was her
van For me and my fan couldn't stop looking at
He's like, oh my god, look.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
At this nigga. It was like, oh my god. He
was enjoying every minute.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Mind you, you guys will soon hear her episode on
Decision Decisions. There are episode excuse me, this niggas bigger
than everybody security.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He personal, So I was like, oh my god, is
he hard? And then she's looking at him and talking
to him. He's like, he's been hagging my legs open
while the had a sex machine. So first of all,
there's a mini boxing glove on the edge of a
sex machine going like that to my and he's holding
it open, and just like, ah, ditch. You know that's
(04:33):
what happens when you get with a status. This is
I'm not gonna lie meeting him. He looks so big
and dominant, and yes he's masculine. But what I love
viewing all week with you guys in Jamaica was how
serving he was to you. It helped you with He
helped you with your demonstration. Every time I saw y'all together,
(04:56):
he was just making sure you were good, you were
having a good time, you need anything. I loved watching
That's why I wanted both of y'all on the episode,
because it was so beautiful watching all together and him
just support you in what is in terms of work.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes, just because he knows he could what everybody asked
that Also, because you.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Can fucking squirt while sucking is dick. I don't know,
like you may feel like I like, I actually might
want to hire you because I have a nigga right
now that wants me to like the thing, but like
seeing you do that. And y'all, we're gonna did we
start from day one? No? No, no, we are. We're gonna stay.
So okay, here's how Here was my introduction. By the way,
(05:42):
we're not gonna start with my first night. We'll get
to my first day. No, no, no, it was the same night.
Friday was kind of the Thursday was the first day,
the first day, not like the chill day. So Thursday
is the first day. And Jasmine, this was the first
time I ever saw this. I want to start because
(06:02):
this is probably where it's gonna end for y'all listening.
I want to start with the welcome Pool party, and
that's Friday. That is Friday, Friday, So I'm not gonna
start with my night on Thursday. Oh you're talking about
the twenty seven ducks. So Friday is the welcome pool
party because everyone is really kind of arriving on Thursday,
(06:25):
so some people may miss the daytime. So Friday night
everyone just Thursday night was just like the welcome in
like kind of it was like, so Friday is the
welcome pool party. So I'm like, okay, mind, you's at
the nude pool. So even for people that are just
like I don't really want to get naked, you kind
of want to go because that's where everyone gets and
(06:45):
we're ripping the bandate off, straight up straight getting getting
ady on Thursday anyone day one goose. Yeah, the outing
was like off site. Yeah, I'm gonna bring you back
what I did though that night because that was when
I met with my first boyfriend. Yes, So anyways, let's
(07:06):
start Friday though. So welcome party is at the new pool, y'all.
I've never seen anything like this in my life. The
DJ goes, hey, whose first time is it here at
heato women? Which women? Is that their first time at
heto Where are the newbies? Where are the newbies? And
they don't know what they was raising their hands. They
do not they do not know. What I need y'all
(07:28):
to do is everyone comes sit in front of me
at the DJ booth fin a side at the end
of the pool, and they're all naked right now, everybody's naked,
and they're like bordering the entire pool. The biggest one.
That was the biggest one twenty seven movies. So next
thing I know, I see Jazz and the other girl.
They have towers of cups and shots. So I see
(07:53):
balancing acts of about ten shots stacked in these plastic cups.
Ten dark, ten late there we go ten dark, ten
light shot dark night, probably whatever the additional settle. So
I'm literally looking at them balancing acts of shots. So
everyone gets a shot at the pool. The DJ then goes, well,
(08:15):
we're I'm just gonna ask you. I'll take a shot.
He says, Yo, I need a vet anyone who's been
here man or women? I think they asked before who's
into men? Who's into women? Right? They asked all the
women sitting on the side, and so they all ask
and then they're like okay, based on their responses, all
the OG's all the vets go stand in front of
(08:37):
find a woman. Find So I'm like, what am I
about to see by this time? Because I'm sure and
I'm in the pool, I go to the other side
of the pool to have like an eye, want to
have good eye? Yes? A good So why does this
like the fuck gout to happen? So okay, so everyone
has a cup. There's now a person, a man or
woman in front of everyone in front of the pool.
(08:59):
There is one man and they got greedy. It's that
between two bitch. Yeah. I was like, damn. The DJ
was like, but the woman let it do happen. So
next thing you know, the DJ is like, all right,
what you're gonna do is take the shot. You're gonna
pour it between your titties. And they told the VET
(09:21):
that they had to catch the shot before it hits
the pool. Yes, so you sit here and see all
the women, he says, one, two, three, though, so all
the women before the shots it runs down their body
and all these people are in front of them, and
then everyone gets the shot, right, so you start seeing
people lick like the body. It's coming off the body, right,
(09:41):
I don't know what was said next, So y'all, let
you know so what I observed, But just before twenty
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(11:08):
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(11:53):
dicks and bones. Well at least it's not a COO listen.
Oh nah, I ain't gonna hold you the cop for that.
Have me roll it. So if y'all have it yet, y'all,
make sure y'all check that out where our last person
literally was a CEO dating an inmate. All right, So
here we go Hey, Mandy and Wheezy wore hive member
(12:15):
here since I was a freshman in college. Loved the journey.
Y'all are on and loved the audiobook, and we'll be
buying the physical copy soon and likely use it in
a class I teach later in my degree program. As
I'm getting my master's congratulations. I wrote a while back
about dating my nigga, who I thought was boring and
(12:35):
wasn't as expansive in his worldview. I listened to y'all's advice,
and we ended up breaking up not too long after.
I kind of already knew we were gonna break up,
but getting that external feedback from y'all and my therapists
and friends, it was a little Alie inform me which
everyone said to leave him. We're still cool and fuck
and go on dates from time to time. But that's
(12:56):
another email for another day. This is about another scenario
that I wonder if y'all could talk about. I'm obviously
single now, so I've been dipping and dabbling in the streets.
I've been entertaining new people and really seeing what's out there,
and it really is as bleak as people say. Now,
I don't typically invite people over first, but this particular
(13:20):
partner I've known for a bit and feel comfortable inviting over.
For context, I'm a Hoodoo practitioner and Arisha devotee. Another
reason I don't like a lot of people over is
with the different altars and items I have around my house.
People who ain't familiar, which is most people I encounter,
(13:40):
since I primarily date other Black Americans, ask a lot
of questions and have preconceived notions about what I practice
and who I am as a result, long story short,
the nigga I had over was taking pictures of ancestor
altars and different alters I have to Yamaya and ocean
in my closet while I was in the bathroom and
(14:01):
sending it to his group chat of friends. My question
isn't about how I should feel because I kick that
nigga out for taking pictures of my shit. Anyway. My
question is more so for you all and your thoughts
on dating someone like me. Would you or have you
dated someone who was into all the woo woo and
crystals and shit? Is that something you would want them
(14:22):
to disclose before coming over? Just some thoughts I had.
Would love if y'all could have someone on the show
as well who is a spiritual practitioner of sorts to
talk about their dating slash sex life and how they
navigate that. Thanks, I'm gonna let you start with this one.
I think my answer is gonna surprise you. Okay, So
(14:44):
I believe in that stuff, I like using it whatever.
But spiritual people will.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Always be fucked up, like, oh my god, people like,
let's be honest. Every bitch i'all know that is doing
a spell. Don't got a niggast. Every bitch I know
manifesting claiming They like, oh I'm doing this, I'm doing that.
They ain't gotten the motherfucking money. They really don't be
about what they be screaming about. So sometimes when someone's
(15:09):
leading forward with the spirituality is their personality. I don't
be into it either.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Now when it's more private and I start to see
that it really is like meaningful, Like most people aren't
telling you every minute they pray, But for some reason,
spiritual people are screaming at you when the moon is
blood like you know what I'm saying, it's like a
little too much. It would bother me, and it would
bother me if they were bringing it into our dynamic,
(15:35):
like it would bother me if we had a conversation
and they'd be like, that's so pisce he's coated like
this shit the fucker. Now what about though, Like what
she's saying is this is clearly in her private space.
She has her altars. Is it something you think she
should disclose before having these new partners come over? You know,
I think religion and spirituality is personal unless they're going
(15:56):
to see the altars and stuff. Yes, but a lot
of my homegirls that have alters choose to like put them,
like hide them something like her, or out in the open.
If he was taking pictures of them while she was
in the bathroom. It's giving that these aren't hidden alters,
Like they're not in closets, they're out in the open.
I just don't like opening up the dialogue for somebody
(16:18):
to get into your business that deep, right, because then
it might they get wait wait, wait, they can get
into your pussy, but not get into your business of spirituality.
I think sexist is casual, but I think spirituality is
more intense and deep. Yeah, bitch, I thought you bitch.
You ain't used to say that sex was spiritual. Yeah,
Like I think sex is special.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I'm just saying like, in this particular instance, a nigga
coming over tod like I have I have casual sex too.
I'm just saying like, as far as this goes, for
some reason, I just feel like she'll sound like a coconut,
because I think people assume once you got to like
warn them about your shit. Like if someone wants to
ask you, let them ask you. But every bitch nowadays
(17:01):
we gotting a little Buddha in the corner or some
shit or some candles, maybe they won't think nothing.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I just wouldn't. Yeah, I think it depends what your
altar looks like. I mean, I ain't gonna hold depend
what it looks like as a bitch who's not a
Stars and Moons. If I go to a nigga house
and see an altar, he not getting no pussy. I'm
not eating his food, were not taking shots. I am
not here for it. It would turn me off personally.
(17:27):
And if you're saying you date other black American men,
I do think that maybe you should lean in to
date in some zo's then like maybe the what that's
my vinue? Like maybe you need to date a nigga
that kind of know a little bit more about all
of that, and to me that you should for the
folks that turn out, oh yeah, if you're not from Florida.
If you're not from Florida, a zou is someone of
(17:49):
Haitian descent. To me, I think the same way. Have
I hide my cat right like some people aren't cat people,
so I put that nigga in a room if I
have someone coming over who might not, you know, be
(18:12):
into cats. So for me, if you feel like someone
may not be into this thing, I think you put
it away until it's something to where the relationship you
and this person are becoming closer with each other, then
you open to that. If it's just casual sex, I
think you share the things you don't want to explain,
(18:34):
and not your dick. If you got to dick, share
that before they come over. But for anything in your house,
I think that you should absolutely you know. So basically
for me, I think the reason that I don't like
to bring shit up ahead of time is because I
feel like it gives room for judgment. Good judge me
(18:55):
and don't fuck me. Like I want people to be upfront,
be up with who you are, hide it. When I say,
be upfront with who you are. That's if you're looking
that even if you're looking, that's if you're looking to
date this person. Right, if you're just looking to fuck
the person and you don't want to be judged, hide
the shit that you already are insecure about possibly being
judged about. It's that simple. Like for like, if I
(19:18):
know my house is a mess, Like, let's take this
away from altars, let's take this away from spirituality. If
I know my house is a mess, and I want
a nigga to come over, but I don't want that
nigga to judge me as a messy bitch, I'm gonna
go ahead and throw some shit into a room and
clean up my house real quick. If you know that
a nigga's gonna judge you for your alters and you
don't want to be judged for your altars, bitch, hide
(19:41):
your altars.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
As because they cast the spells on everybody out here.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, I mean to me, to me, I think this
this is definitely something that like, bitch, just da Haitian bro.
That's literally my advice to you. Fuck the the black
African Americans. They're not as in tune, I will tell
I email.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Black Africans really don't fuck with spell work. So, like
ma Man said this to me a few months ago.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
About like how when he went to Nigeria for the
first time that his family and this is a Nigerian man,
were like, don't let them say this to you.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Don't let nobody hands you money because they're like, you know,
doing work and shit like that exchange of energy. And
I found this ig where a dude does pranks on
like uncles and shit like that in London and be like,
what's your name and he'll say their name and he'll
start being like, gets up, I'm going to get these
spelled from you, blah blah blah, and the dude start
(20:40):
running down the street like he just basically freaks African
elders out. And I'm saying this to say, some people
take spirituality and witchcraft as devil worshiping, and so when
you think of it in that way, I think sometimes
people can't even respect your religion until they get to
know you.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Like a lot.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I got a few Woo Woo homegirls, and to be
honest with you, well, the one that's real serious, she's
Haitian and she'd be doing my makeup.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I ain't know that shit for at least a year,
and I was like, damn bitch, okay, and she was like, yes,
it's private, not that shit. Was that shit for me
growing up was always like talked about because my little
sister is Haitian and so getting to know her family,
Oh baby, my mama was in tune with everything that
(21:29):
my sister's aunties and shit was into. And we talked
a lot about voodoo who do all the things that
Let's be very clear too, alters aren't necessarily voodoo or witchcraft.
They literally could just be an offering or prayer station
for your ancestors and things like that. So even her alters,
(21:52):
I won't say is is spelly or witchy, but for
the people that aren't familiar with that from a religious standpoint,
from a spirituality standpoint, from whatever, yeah, baby, that shit
gets scary. And we even in America have a thing
where you're not supposed to even eat a bitch of spaghetti.
So if you are walking into a woman's home who
(22:13):
has these altars, I could see why any man not
only would be judgy, but would be fearful in doing
anything with you. Romantically. But also I think this is
the thing though that makes me say, maybe keep it
to yourself, especially if it's Black American people. Right, Just
like Mandy saying dates, some Zoe's people may.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Not understand that if you have offerings that you're giving
to let's just say, I don't know your grandmother, he
might think, well, not his bitch want to put a
spellow on me. That's the type of shit I'm saying.
Like I think, sometimes it's too high level for people
to understand. But again, if you are gonna end up
dating them, you're gonna have to tell them anyway.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I just be choosing to keep it until it's necessary
outside of offer a podcast to ask the question, So,
outside of altars, is there anything that you can think
of that would make you not want to have sex
with a girl or guy if you went to their house,
like you and your partner have you know, sex with
other other women? Right? What would keep you? You could
(23:12):
be completely interested? What would make you not want to
have sex with them? If you went to their house
and saw something a cat chix? Let me tell you something.
These cats be out of control. Okay, we was at
a bitch house just kicking.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
It a little after he's maybe we were gonna fuck,
Maybe we weren't. She started making them drinks and I said,
the cat just jumped off the counter where the cups
are coming from.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Okay, okay, I said, hold on now. Then once we
all get on the couch, then a cat get into
a tack. And I said, you know what if the
cat ain't got a room, bitch, if the cat don't
got an area, when you got motherfuckers over, you need
to warn me because it's one thing. You know, you
need an older cat. They be chilling in the house.
(24:01):
I don't really see him. Some people house.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
You know, you can smell him if they don't take
care of at home. Yeah, but you know that cat
out of control. I don't want to have to find
my underwear.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, I put I put body up sometimes. He was
really well behaved this weekend and I had a whole
threesome and me too. He was just really well behaved.
So I was like, literally when everybody left my house,
I was like, body, you are so good. Not the
energy of the cat or the people he was. He
was so good. He was so good all week and
(24:31):
I had a whole nigga at my house all weekend
and he like did not bother him at all, And
I was like, oh, my goodness, you are so good
they growing up. No, he definitely is not half as
bad as he was. Uh. I guess there's a Terrible
twos for cats too. Body's now five, so he's good.
But the cats all right. But the million I think,
(24:54):
I think for me, I'm trying to think of what
I could go into a man's house and seeing, not fuck,
oh easy, pictures of him and a bitch, don't let
me come to your house, and it's pictures of your
wife or pictures of like like what I know, people
that are okay with going and fucking people who have
(25:16):
wives have situations, and there's pictures of them all over
the house, on the fridge, on the counter, on the wall.
I couldn't do it. I used to be a fucking
side chick. If y'all read the book, I talk about it.
But never, not once did I go to a married
nigga home and fuck him in his married nigga bed.
So hmm, So to me, that would be a thing
(25:39):
on some casual like fuck shit you got together them? Yeah,
another thing, But I mean, I'm not really dealing with
married men at the moment right now anyways, So that's
not my thing, but that would that's always kind of
been a thing. We're not doing this. The other thing
that would keep me from sleeping with a nigga if
I saw it in his house, and this would be
(26:01):
if I'm just looking too hard, would be going into
your bathroom and it's nasty like I are around the toiler.
I need to make sure that you do not have
a mildew in your tub. I need to make sure
that you have a washcloth that isn't the consistency of cement.
(26:23):
I need to make sure that you have soap, and
I'm not talking about the orange kind that might say
dial I or lever Her two thousand. If you have
lever two thousand, I might not fuck you. Like there's
certain things regarding hygiene that I need to see present
that if you do not have in your bathroom, your
penis is not coming near my mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
So a hygienic thing besides it. To me, it's the bathroom.
To me, it's the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Hm trying to think other than a bathroom because the
bathroom is a good one and I want to use
the bathroom like, ladies, if you go to a digger,
if you don't even have to do it, use the bathroom.
Use the bathroom. That'll, that'll, that'll quickly let you know
if you're gonna give that nigga the buns or not.
You know what used to bother me?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
This is so random, but when I was younger, I
used to fuck with this nigga that was just living
in a studio and he was like, hell, little broke whatever.
And I remember he had a hard ass towel that
used to be, you know, over the bathtub, and I
used to be like thinking to myself, maybe he just
leaves it there. No, we're like cleaning when he needs
to clean the bathroom. One day, I'll walk in there,
(27:35):
I'm brushing my teeth. He jumps in the shower to
go to work because he was a club bouncer. And
I saw that nigga wet that rag and I said,
you have been yoursing that bits. I think I was
fuckingh for a month and a half. It was the
same green towel, bitch, hard as a rock.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
How did it? Whatugh? Yeah, Higie, hygiene is big for me,
so yeah, I would say that. I guess Our all
advice for our listener this week is a hide the shit,
be data zone. That's That's what I'm giving you. That's it.
(28:13):
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us to give you our unofficial experted as unsolicited advice,
please please will I guess it's not unsolicited because're writing
it into us, Go ahead and write us Decisions Pod
at gmail dot com and we will read your letters,
give you some advice and hopefully help you. Clearly, we
(28:36):
helped you out with one of your past situations, hopefully
we help you out with this one. And again make
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