November 4, 2020 • 41 mins
Anna and Nick talk about season 5, episode 21 of Below Deck Mediterranean.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Deckheads, a production of IR Radio. Welcome to
Deckheads with your hosts Nick and Anna, broadcasting from the
bottom of the boat below below deck whoa, I'm horny,
all ya talk all the time. I'm having a party.
(00:21):
We're shoveling cold to keep this show afloat. I love cocaine.
We're off the map in international waters. I need some trama.
Me hide that cocaine. Never in my nose. Shut see.
You know I'm in an open relationship below deck wo
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me deckheads. Hey, Nick, Hi, you doing a big boy? Oh?
I'm doing so fucking big you know. I texted my
my friend yesterday, big Boy. I said, it's all set up,
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big Boy, and then it I did not hit big I.
I accidentally typed bug and um so I said, you know,
it's like it's all set up, bud boy. I don't
that seems like a a nickname you'd have to set
up beforehand before I text, And I thought to myself
should I correct this? But ultimately I decided it was
(01:28):
not important. Nice bug boy, Yeah, I really can't imagine
him being like, what the funk man? You know? I
have bugs like no, I've got giant eyeballs like, oh
my bad man, Sorry I call you big boy because um,
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I don't know. Yeah, I just said it in the
moment I blacked out. I have no mean, it doesn't
it doesn't mean anything. I say. It's a fun it's alliterative.
It's it's the fun kind of phrase. Yeah, big boy.
It's also an incredible diner I grew up going to,
and I went to recently. There's two in um Burbank
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Boys to Big Boys Diner. Yeah, and nowhere else. I
didn't know that, just too Yeah crazy, I live near
a Big Boy. I mean, I live near Burbank and
I've never been. Yeah, well, I highly recommend going. It's
a it's a blast from the past. Had not changed
one thing. Oh okay, maybe we'll go one day. I'm
talking to Zach, who's right next to me. For the listeners, ladies,
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Zach is not single, so stay away. Yeahs, don't come
here because I will cut every one of them. Very insecure.
I just feel threatened, even though I'm the one like
putting them out there. Um alright, guys, Wow, what an
episode we're about to have. Very uh And we took
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maybe two pages of notes because I didn't think I
needed more, honestly, but incredible. Here's my notes right here,
Nick is showing me some post it notes. You. I
think it's plenty. Yeah, it looks like there's oh there's
nothing written on them. That's fun. Hey, do we have
any vote facts or I gotta I gotta come up
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with one? What do you mean, jes fast? Okay? Uh?
There am I writing a bote facts? Oh God, when
we go weekly, it's gonna be a fucking listener vote
fact every week. I know it. You know what? We
could also have the guests come in with boat facts.
I might not even have to watch the episode. You're
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really trying to shirk up all your responsibilities on this show. Well,
I was just thinking about they make you do that
on Daily Zeit guys. You know no, they don't make it.
They make you do like a little fun get to
know you sentiment. They don't go like, come with all
the info we need. You don't have to you have
to research both facts. Um, well, if they want to,
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they are welcome to. Okay, and I will say that,
and I will make Miles do it just as a
as a revenge for having me on this great show. Okay,
let's get right into this because there's a lot to
talk to and I talked to you about and I
want to gloat about some stuff, and uh, you know,
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I'm excited the reunions. Um. While they are a departure
from the show that I love, UM, they do offer
an opportunity for people to speak to each other sans rank.
And I really like this where people trying to pull
rank on people and they're like, guess what, bitch, We're
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just two people on a reality show. Now, yeah that's true.
So time for yelling has commenced. You're absolutely right. Yeah,
so we're talking Belowdeck, season five, episode twenty one, the
reunion Part one. Baby, that's rule boy poor. So um
it's another Zoom reunion. Um. Sorry, I was trying to
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create hype. Have you ever created hype before? Am I
out of line? Yeah? Boy, we're talking, Yes, you get it.
Look how excited the fans are. Cricket cricket I just hear. Yeah,
(05:28):
Well whatever, Peter isn't there. Peter was not invited to
the reunion. Yeah they did, Peter dirty. Um, I contend
that Peter is not a racist. He just saw me
with his name in it and he re memed it lord,
all that happened. He is too stupid for all of this,
(05:50):
And of course he would be a proud boy, but
I feel like he would be the just He would
be the point of your point. Look, look, look, look,
but I'm saying it's not because he's so Do you
worry about this guy? He's accidentally racist circumstantially, but he's
just stupid. He literally did not know he had been
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using the word sweetheart once every sentence. He didn't know.
We're just this guy. Actually, what was a lot like,
we're just trying to figure out who's calling Captain Sandy
sweet Yeah, yeah, I don't. Look, I had to play
detective here. It was you idiot. You're so dumb. He's
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too dumb, and I feel bad for him. Yeah wow, Yeah,
nobody's less racist than me. Okay, thank you for the
clarific game that. Nothing makes me think you're not racist
than someone who continuously tells me they're not less racist.
That's the thing. I'm the most least racist, like the president.
(06:57):
Yeah yeah, okay, so um yeah, So Captain Sandy is
apparently in Colorado. I guess maybe with her girlfriend. Is
that where her girlfriend lives? Something like that. I don't know.
I don't know why. Yeah, she's not in Florida wherever
Hannah is super pregnant. She's there and she's eight months pregnant.
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Malia's in London, Keiko's and Martinique bugs. Right, I have
no idea, but it looks like I don't know when.
Maybe this was filmed right before he cheated on her.
That's no, no, no, no, no, no no, it wasn't
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you know the timeline? No, okay, thank you, thank you
for your input sir. I don't know. I thought maybe
it's unclear. It's very unclear the timeline of when he
I don't know whatever. So, but they're definitely in a
video together, so it appears that they are in London together. Yes, bugs,
He's in the Bahamas wearing you know, fifteen thousand pieces
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of table decor. Jessica is in Miami. It's just like
in a pinch, I just lay down on the table. Yeah,
when there's a rush, I'm the table decor because I
have so many sparkly dangly shells hanging off my body.
Jessica's in Miami, Alex is in Long Island because of course, huh,
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excuse me, and then Rob is in West Palm Beach
and they're like, oh, you're so close to Jess. Have
you guys run into each other? And Jess is like,
thankfully no, and Rob's like, oh, right off, right off
the bet. Um, where's Peter though, I'd like to know
where he is, even if you know Peter isn't Cansylvania
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or whatever the hell da that's that's a reference to
our sister podcast for Twenty Day Fiance, who puts Bad
for Fiance characters in Cansylvania. So go check out that show.
But yeah, no, he's not here anymore. Mhm okay, okay,
what he's right here? Here? Are you hanging out with
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Peter doing here? Mr? I'm not racist, I swear doory
like his character got you gotta get out of your
dude alright, so um, hey, I'm sorry about that character. Also,
Laura isn't there? Yes, Laura, of course Laura's not there.
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She wouldn't No one would expect her to be there. Okay, Well,
they do not think that Laura was represented unfairly on
the show. They think, no, no, what you saw is
what you get. And Captain Sandy says that she would
have fired Laura a long time before she ended up.
Before Laura left, if she knew how she was acting
towards Hannah, Hannah did tell her, well, Hannah, I don't
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think gave her the full spectrum. Well, I think Hanna
did it off. I'm pro Hannah here. No, I agree,
I'm pro Hanna pro Henna. What is going on? You know,
like oh yeah, yeah, so yeah. Capt Sandy says she
wasn't very professional. But then um, Hannah and Captain Sandy
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get into it about like the laundry, like Captain Sandy
being so demanding about the laundry being clean even though
there was only two stows a few times, and she's like, well,
most boats at this size work with two stews, and
Hannah's like, that's not true. I've never seen that. And
then Captain sayings like, well, you've never worked on both
this size, and she's like, how would you know that?
She's like, I've seen your resume, and I'm like, what
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is going on here? Why are you who cares? Quit bickering? Also,
do you put the measurements of all your boats in
your resume? I guess you're supposed to in this And
then I work for a captain. He was like six four,
about two thirty man. No, and then we pulled into St.
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Barts and it's got like twelve shoreline. But like that's
what they do. Like whenever they'd be talking about Kiko, well,
he worked on this size boat, so he wasn't ready
to work on this size boat. And you know what
Tom says, He's worked on that sideboat, that size boat
as a soul chef and it was not great and
he would never work on that size boat again as
a soul chef. Like they all both sizes matter, and
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I love it at the end of every season when
they're like, maybe maybe yachting is it the end, maybe
there's mortal life, like they they don't know, and I
love that they all kind of that conclusion is like,
you know what, there's other things. Wait a minute, there's
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other jobs. Insane. No, No, there's not. There's not other jobs.
So everyone has to die in the build with us.
And that's that's a fact. You know, once a cast
member has been removed from the show, they join us
in the build. Yeah, but they're not allowed to talk, yes,
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because we um kind of like lost in the mountains,
snowy Mountain style, Donner family style. Eat them. Yeah, it
sounds like Peter what Peter was just doing, and it's
never good. They're not smart people. No, no, no no,
and that's why we eat them. So make that. Make
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that be a through line of this show, is that
we eat the cast off members who were put in
the build or just Cannibal podcast. I think that Peter
would be too tough. There's too much muscle because he's
a unit. Yeah, he's too much of a unit. It
would be straight unit in the world I hunt unit.
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So that's like my vibe. Shout out to Zach, what
a total unit. Stay away, ladies, fast word of God.
If I see one female listener to the show, just
if I see one female listener for this show, if
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I just see, Hey, I love your show. You stay
away from my man, my unit. Stay away from my unit. Nick,
you know, no offense. Shout out to Lyra, who can
handle Shout out the Lyra who can handle all, not
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every woman, or would we should send her more gifts
just randomly? God bless you. Wait gifts with a T
or no tea t like just gifts for like being
such a strong woman. You should too, And then I
will intercept them and they will be for me. That
would That's that's why I have to send her gifts
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because I am saying like, because you send me gifts
all the time and I send you do yes? Would? Yeah,
whatever you're doing on my text is you know, not
for me, but I think Lyrah loves that kind of stuff.
And then Zack and I should be texting more about sports.
Yeah sure, Sorry, I literally zoned out when you started
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saying Zack and I should be texting about and I
was like, literally my mind just wiped clean of all issues. Anyway,
Kiko says he didn't trust Bugsy because she said something
shady about Hannah, and Hannah was his rider die, so
like he found her being like that, the comments about
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the Lemons real shady, Like why would you bring up
the lemons, Bugsy? Why would you say not to trust Hannah? Bugsy?
And then bugs is like, um, I think that was
blown out of proportions. Proportions, that was blown out of proportion,
and Kiko had preconceived notions about her because Hannah probably
talks shit when she found out she was coming, Yeah,
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and Hannah's like trust no one. And guess what. Malia
still sucks, and she basically explains why she's allowed to
talk ship to bugs Um about Hannah. She's like, I
have to blow off steam by throwing Hannah under the bus,
and uh yeah, and and Bugs is like, I don't
think Hannah wanted to be there, And even Hannah admits
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that she didn't want to be a stew when she
was forty years old, so like it made sense by
the time she got there that she was just not
into it. Well, I mean she's getting out of the
way pretty early. It's not like she's thirty nine, right,
But like, but I think it's like, yes, but it
shouldn't be someone else's choice to remove her, Like Hannah
should leave on her own. Well you know what she
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brought drugs. I don't know what to tell you. Like,
some captains are sticklers, and when they're on a television show,
all captains are sticklers. She did something that was gonna
get her fired. And I feel like even if Captain
Sandy had saw it, had seen this for herself, wouldn't
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have been as big of an issue as another team
member bringing it to her attention, because at that point
you can't pretend you didn't see it. M I feel
like if she had just like seen this stuff out,
she would like roll their eyes. But the fact that
somebody like documented it interesting her attention, then she had
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to deal with it. Yeah, that makes sense. And also
I think because it's Malia and Malia just like holds
so much weight, like in the sense that like Malia
is such like a hard ass that like all of
a sudden, she would have lost respect for Captain Sandy.
And Captain Sandy can't have her butt buddy losing respect
for her. No, no, no, I mean that's the buddy.
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That's a buddy of the button. You cannot separate two butts.
You can't separate. You can't start separate the butt from
the buddy. You just can't. So yeah, they acknowledged that
Pete wasn't there because of his sexist and racist post,
and Captain Sandy said she always thought he was odd
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and had like a lack of conscience for what was
going on his post. I'm sorry, but this post by
Peter it didn't make I hate that you keep defending
doesn't even make total sense. It was so stupid. It
wasn't like the idea of it didn't make any sense.
You know, there would be. It would be one thing
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if it was like something clever, you know, and then
I feel like the clever racist. I just don't know,
because it's not only racist, it was also like violent
against women. Yeah, I mean it's it was awful, but
it was so it wasn't clever in any way, and
it was confusing. Yeah, it's so stupid. Ah, what a tragedy.
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What a fucking tragedy. Well, yeah, I guess Captain's experiment.
He just didn't appear to know what was going on
in this country, and it was odd and he just
had some well, I mean, I think there's a lot
of things he didn't appear to know, like that he
was the one saying sweetie, or that his mouth opened
and closed, or why he was so emotionally distraught after
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having known Laura for five minutes and like crying after
she left. Oh my god, that's right. I keep forgetting.
We were robbed of my favorite storyline. Yeah, because she's
not here either, and so we can't ask anyone about
their weird texting relationship after she left the boat. I mean,
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I don't know. So a few people say today we're
gonna we're gonna take We're gonna get all these people
out of being canceled or whatever, and we're gonna be
able to be one big Oprah interview. And we asked,
we asked each one of them one question. Well, so
a few people said they spoke to him, and he
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definitely seemed apologetic and knows he made am as steak.
But you know, whatever canceled, canceled. Let's take a quick break, actually,
and we will be right back to cancel Nick. All right,
brb her and we're back. Nick has been canceled. Sorry guys,
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it is what it is. But I have not been fired. Okay, Well,
Malia says some ship about wanting to learn from Captain
Sandy even in like five minutes, Captain Sandy is going
to try and out her. Just wait for Melia, and
Hannah says Captain Sandy wasn't there for her like she
was there for Maliah. But then Captain Sandy thinks Hannah
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was withholding and I'm like, wow, so dumb. It's like,
I don't care. None of you like each other except
for Captain Sandy. Malie like Hannah, you don't like I mean,
I guess that's what the reunions for. I think all
three of those ladies like each other. All the department heads,
even the little love each other. No, I'm sand Sandy
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and Bugs and Malia all get along in our friendly
Oh yeah, sure, Well Hannah is the odd one out. Yeah,
because Hannah has her own brain and doesn't just like
stupid ship for no reason. And I think also, Hannah's
just good TV in my opinion. Well, Hannah says that
she's used to Malia being Captain Sandy's faive and it
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doesn't bother her. But Captain Sandy's like, I don't have favorites.
Everyone thinks I have favorites, And it's like, what you
love Malia, Like, don't even pretend. And then she always
says her favorite line. This is Captain Sandy's go to line.
It is nonsense to me because it's straight up lies.
She goes, it's not personal, it's professional, it's business. Mm hmm, okay, Sandy,
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it was it was. It was not personal, it was professional.
When she outed Malia on a cameo, Wow, wow, it's
I forgot about that. It's not it's not personal, it's professional, girl,
So so fuck so? Was that that must have been
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after they filmed this, Yeah, because Malee has been on
the filmed this. I think they filmed this a little
while back. Hold on, let me let me just search.
When was the below Dick met come on this Journey
with Me Season five Union filmed. Let's see. Um, I
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do not see when it was filmed, just that it
will air. Mhm. You know that's fine. It stopped looking. Okay,
you know what, I'll stop. I'll close my eyes for
the rest of the day. My eyes are so closed.
Are you with me? I'm with you? What do I do?
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I'm so scared. It's so dark. Nick. Oh, Nick, I can't.
Oh god, now we're both in highs clothes. Wait, okay,
So Hannah. Hannah thinks that Captain Sandy had like already
made up her mind about Hannah after seeing her in
season one, because she like actually spoke to Hannah about
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a scene where like Hannah had forgotten some of the
ingredients in some food that Ben had made, so she
like basically was like already not impressed by her. But
then Captain Sandy's like, I don't care. Everything is cool.
Hannah is happy and living her dream of having kids
and a boyfriend, and I'm like, oh my god, Captain
Sandy her dream of having kids and a boyfriend, like
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that's all her life was supposed to like lead up
to I finally got a boyfriend and I'm gonna have
a kid. It's like, thank you for literally taking Hannah
and just like squishing her into a little box and
being like, well, Hannah's happy, like come on whatever. Stupid. Yeah,
And she was like, I just like, don't like when
people just come for a paycheck instead of being passionate
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about yachting. Stupid. Someone told me that they think they
heard somewhere that, um, what's her name, Captain Sandy's a Trumper.
Oh for sure. I think that this industry is rife
with Trumpers. M because I don't think they talk much
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about American politics in yachting. I don't think it comes
up a lot because a they're not in the United
States and no one they know is American, so they
don't know anybody else. Yeah, all they know are rich
white people, so of course they're they're they're all going
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to be Trumpers. You love to not see it, Okay, Well,
Captain Sandy loves Malia because when I think it was
the second season of Med where Malia first arrived and
Malia told Hannah to say it to my face, and
Captain sayings like I loved Milan in that moment because
she is so direct, and she told this girl to
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say it to her face when everyone was talking about
the fact that she was hooking up with two guys
at once and lying about it. It's like, Yeah, what
a stand up lady. What Nothing makes me like a
person more than knowing that they stand up for the
fact that they are screwing two people over the honesty.
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It's just riveting. It's God, I just love it. I
love pain and anger. You do no? Oh, so Kiko,
Sweet angel Kiko, baby boo, Sweet Angel Kiko, that's frakiko.
He says he would take any opportunity he gets, which
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is why he took the job on this boat. And
then he does think he was able to do the job,
but he learned a lot from it. He you know,
funked up and he thinks that after the vegan incident
is when Captain Sandy kind of turned on him and
he should have known more about veganism in the cooking.
But Captain Sandy says he just needed more training and
wasn't ready to work on a boat of that size again,
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size matters. Oh god, sorry, that was a dick joke. No,
it was a boat size choke. Okay, no dick chokes.
Not on my show. Dickheads, dickheads, dickheads? Is that what
we based it off of? What if I didn't know? Huh,
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just based it off of. I mean, it's the show
we talked about is below deck. And then you add
heads when you're a fan of something fish fish heads, right,
but let's be real, it's basically dickheads because we we
were destined to That's the other fun part. But it's second,
it's a distant second. Yeah. So Hannah thinks they should
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have been lifting Keiko up more instead of like talking
shipped to him all the time. And Captain Sandy's like,
I did lift him up, and that Hannah wasn't there
when she was lifting him up. And Hannah's like, what
are you talking about? Like I'm always in the galley.
It's a weird argument. And then and then Captain Sandy,
I don't know what world you live on, but she
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literally says that Kiko needed to be more like emotionally
in check while in the galley, like Tom, I'm sorry,
Like Tom, the least emotionally in check human being I've
ever come across in my life. On a reality show.
He went from like, Okay, I'm just gonna do this,
I'm gonna cook and I'm gonna make the best of
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it to literally like punching out his cabin. The guy
was the least. I don't know, man, nice try Captain Sandy.
But if you looked up emotionally in check in the dictionary,
there would be a photo of Tom, but there'd be
one of those red circles with a like an X
out like this is not a person who's emotionally in check.
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This is the opposite of emotionally in check. I don't
know what, what do you think, Nick? I think this
is the one thing that I have. I think they did.
They got right. Oh you were such a fucker? Well, um,
I hate you. Just want to put that out there, Okay. Well,
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Hannah said she couldn't do much when Kiko was fired
because she couldn't like run out and be like no,
fire me instead, And it's like, well, if you really
wanted to, that would have been a great way to
go if you that's what Hannah should have done. She
should have took the opportunity to quit when Kiko was
fired and be like, well, if you can't take him,
then I'm out of here as well. And I'm taking
my drugs. That's right, I've had drugs this whole time.
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Fuck you, Captain Sandy. Oh, that would have been a
little as exit. Hell yeah. And she like takes a
bag of ship, lights it on fire and like throws
it at her. I don't know why. That's Someone saw
Hoobie Halloween recently and it was me. Yeah. Well, Hanna
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said she didn't mean to get Kiko fired over the
Vegas night Tobaccle debacle, Tobaccle debacle debacle, and Bug says
the Vegas meal was equal blame on Hannah and Kiko,
and Hannah says she spoke to Captain Handy Sandy after
the meal and told her she was part of it.
But Kiko says it was his fault because he should
have discussed the meal prior to serving it with Captain
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Sandy and he didn't do that. And Hannah says it
would have been nice if Kiko had gotten another chance.
But of course, Kiko, sweet Angel, he's grateful, He's so
grateful for the opportunity and the experience and then he
leaves the reunion and we all cry happily they make
him leave. He's just at his house. No, I think
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he's on a boat and Martinique whatever he lives there.
Is that what you think? Yeah, I think he lives
on the boat. He's working on when he's working. Interesting,
I know it. Okay, he's crazy. This job sucks. You
don't say it's a bad job to have. No, anyway, Sorry,
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I just have to remember that sometimes, Yeah, your life
is pretty easy. So Alex is drinking a ton of
wine and just flirting with bugs, just literally not giving
anything to the conversation, just getting wasted and being like, hey,
little lady, two bugs and she's like, stop stop, Alex. Stop. Anyway,
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I just thought we would check in with these losers
for a minute. But Hannah says that she did in
fact have food poisoning when she skipped out on the
day trip, and that she did end up in the
hospital that night, which we didn't see her go to
the hospital, right, m It was strange. I guess I
just wanted to make it imply that she was faking it. Whatever. Yeah, yeah, wow, editing. Yeah, people,
(30:11):
thanks for the reminder. But Hannah says that she had
a great interior in season four, and she came in
with two minds for season five, and she wasn't even
sure if she had wanted to come back. But coming
back to Laura's bullshit really made her turn off, and
she just wanted her paycheck and to go home, and
she didn't want to have to party with the crew
and go out, you know, and like pretend to give
a funk when really she was mentally checked out. Mentally, Yeah,
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what were you going to say? Yeah, no, as ione
I said, Captain Sandy says. Captain Sandy says it irritated
her that the cabin change thing made it all the
way to the bridge, and she says she shouldn't have
to deal with something like Hannah not wanting to room
with bugs. But she also wanted to soften the blow
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of Tom coming on board work on this boat so
abruptly by allowing him to room with his girlfriend. And
Hannah says Captain Sandy put her in charge of room assignments,
so she should have been the one, so she should
have Captain Sandy should have spoken to Hannah instead of
just announcing it over the radio after like making the
decision and Captain say anything whatever. But yeah, now now
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we get to the Hannah drug stuff. But before we
start talking about that, we're gonna take another quick commerce
shirl Commercier baring m h. And we're back, right, Nick, Yeah,
we're back. Nick. I'm gonna need you to stop hitting
(31:44):
that CBD pen of yours. Um, I don't hit CBD pens.
Why are you touching your chest as if there's like
a pocket up there d HC pens baby, just like
Hannah Ferrier. I want to formally apologize and say that
you were right. You were right. She was hitting up
(32:06):
a THHC pen and not a CBD pen. So I
want to give it to you. I I believe the
Hannah because you know, I'm susceptible to lies. But yeah,
it turns out, you know, your your intensive research that
you ended up submitting to Andy Cohen. Yes, a lot
of people don't know that. Interesting chose to not give
(32:27):
me any credit. Yeah that was pretty strange, but yeah,
you you figured it out. You figured it out. Yeah.
So this was what she said on the show, was that, Um,
even even with all that, she said, you can put
whatever you want in there, which is true, this is
not a reusable cartridge by any means. But I have
(32:51):
successfully opened cartridges and filled them with my own stuff.
Like if I ever had like wax and no wax pen,
you can use an old cartridge and put the wax
in there. I'll smoke. Okay, So now you're going back
on your word, and potentially it's insane that she would
have done that. She would not have done that. I'm
(33:13):
am a diiver of weed. She I don't think is
as into it as me, and she would never have
done that in a million years. Mhm. It's like it's
like going to take a ride, right and wanting to
have a soda, but instead of just getting a soda,
you get a beer and you drink it all and
(33:34):
then you pour a soda into the can and then
you go driving around with your soda in a beer can.
There there's no reason to anyone would ever do it.
That's a great idea. I mean, don't drink and drive.
We don't encourage that. But that's a that's a genius idea. Nick,
you should write that down patent. Why would that be
a genius idea? I said it was a stupid idea
because you're you're covering up the fact that you're wait,
(33:56):
are you putting that soda in the beer? Say you
put the soda in the that's someone putting CDD into
a thought. You were saying, put soda in the beer.
I was like, well, I mean it was put beer
in the soda. Then hell yeah, I mean obviously do that.
But what I do is I get roadie cups. I
call them from Costco, which are coffee cups with tops
(34:20):
on them, and then you fill those up. Those are
your road cups. You don't no no drinking and driving now, yeah, no,
no getting drunk and driving, but you know, you know,
sometimes you can just have a drink. Okay, let's wrap
it up. So yeah, we get into the Hannah drug stuff,
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and Malia claims that she totally would have still turned
Hannah and even if Hannah and Bugs had agreed to
move in together, like she that has nothing to do
with it. I don't know about this weird suspicious timing
you're accusing me of sure, But Hannah says it was
her own mistake for not logging the meds and she
has to deal with it, and Cat and Sandy says
people need to be in life saving capacity while working
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on a boat and they can't be taking vallium. And
she just didn't trust Hannah because she lied about the drugs.
And Anna's like shrug. And then Andy Cohen calls out
Hannah and says, you said it was a CBD cartridge
in the vape pen, and then he pulls out the
facts that nick facts over to him and they say
and he's like, well, we contacted the creator or the
(35:24):
whatever based off the photo. We've contacted the company and
they say that they don't make a CBD pen for
that sort of pen, and that's not what they have,
and that's th hc. She has the company verified it,
that was the pen in the photo. And Hannah's like,
and that's where the episode ends, Cliffa. So when we
(35:45):
come back, we'll know that Hannah was lying, but honestly,
in the end, who fucking cares. Yeah, it's hold on,
hold on, It's time for boat facts with Nicky Tease.
According to my favorite website, rancor dot com, what is
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the most popular sailor song? The most popular sailor song, Yeah,
songs for sailors. Sailors would sing, Oh God, is this
a known song? Maybe a c shanty. Okay, that doesn't help.
(36:26):
Is this something like a in the zeitgeist sort of song? Yeah? Okay?
How about Bad Romance by Lady Gaga? I always go
to that. Yeah, no, that's third all right? How about
in the navy that sounds like in the name's number two?
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Number one is Drunken Sailor, also known as what shall
we Do with a Drunken Sailor? The shanty was sung
to a company certain work tasks of ards sailing ships. Actually, also,
this was the only song allowed to be sung on
deck in the British Royal Navy. So that's why it's
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so like head and shoulders above all the other sea
shanties sea shanties. Well. It was actually revived as a
popular song among non sailors in the twentieth century and
grew to become one of the best known songs of
the shanty repertoire among mainstream audiences. It has been performed
and recorded by many musical artists and appeared in many
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popular media. Ho Ho went up she rises? Ho? Ho?
What up? She rises? You know? And at all? Wow?
What would you sing on deck? I would sing? Put
him in the longboat? Tilly's Sober put him in the
longboat and mate, Kim Baylor, what shall we do with
(37:55):
a drunken soldier? No, you can't pick the song that's
art the most popular. You can't pick the song that's
already the most popular. You gotta just pick a new
one that you would sing. Oh what what I think
is the most popular? Ce shanty? Probably um yellow Submarine?
You would sing Yellow Submarine on Deck or Octopus's Garden. Huh.
(38:19):
I was gonna just sing Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.
You know how I love that song. Alright, guys, thanks
so much for listening. That was Boat Facts with Nikki t.
S Um. Yeah, this was season five, episode twenty one
of Below Deck med That was Reunion Part one next week. Actually,
I think we're going to drop these the same day,
at the same day that we dropped episode one of
(38:42):
the new season. Episode is our new pilot episode is out? Yeah,
so this is out. Part two of Reunion is out,
and then the news. You've got three episodes and one day. Y'all.
Please don't ever ask me for anything else, because we
are fucking jam in these bad boys out. We are
doing the Lord's work here. Yes, that's right. Jesus came
down and blesseth upon ath that we and Nick. We
(39:05):
and Nick will do these podcasts until we death kill
death comes for us basically, and never say I didn't
do anything for you. Okay, okay, alright, good night guys. Alright, guys.
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(39:25):
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at us, text Texas, email us or would be a
good guest. Like if you if you read an article
and you saw that Ryan Philippi was a big below
deck fan, that would be the kind of thing where
you like, I gotta tell Anna and Nick. I mean
Ryan Phillipps. I don't know what our reaches with Ryan Phillippy,
(39:47):
but maybe like a comedian, a funny person on Twitter,
an interesting person on Twitter or any social media. How
about this. You go to Vegas and you're watching Terry
Fader in Vegas, of of course, very famous winner of
America's Got Talent, the most successful one and one of
the biggest entertainers. And we got to wrap it up
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Welcome to Deckheads, a production of IR Radio. Welcome to
Deckheads with your hosts Nick and Anna, broadcasting from the
bottom of the boat below below deck whoa, I'm horny,
all ya talk all the time. I'm having a party.
(00:21):
We're shoveling cold to keep this show afloat. I love cocaine.
We're off the map in international waters. I need some trama.
Me hide that cocaine. Never in my nose. Shut see.
You know I'm in an open relationship below deck wo
(00:44):
me deckheads. Hey, Nick, Hi, you doing a big boy? Oh?
I'm doing so fucking big you know. I texted my
my friend yesterday, big Boy. I said, it's all set up,
(01:04):
big Boy, and then it I did not hit big I.
I accidentally typed bug and um so I said, you know,
it's like it's all set up, bud boy. I don't
that seems like a a nickname you'd have to set
up beforehand before I text, And I thought to myself
should I correct this? But ultimately I decided it was
(01:28):
not important. Nice bug boy, Yeah, I really can't imagine
him being like, what the funk man? You know? I
have bugs like no, I've got giant eyeballs like, oh
my bad man, Sorry I call you big boy because um,
(01:50):
I don't know. Yeah, I just said it in the
moment I blacked out. I have no mean, it doesn't
it doesn't mean anything. I say. It's a fun it's alliterative.
It's it's the fun kind of phrase. Yeah, big boy.
It's also an incredible diner I grew up going to,
and I went to recently. There's two in um Burbank
(02:10):
Boys to Big Boys Diner. Yeah, and nowhere else. I
didn't know that, just too Yeah crazy, I live near
a Big Boy. I mean, I live near Burbank and
I've never been. Yeah, well, I highly recommend going. It's
a it's a blast from the past. Had not changed
one thing. Oh okay, maybe we'll go one day. I'm
talking to Zach, who's right next to me. For the listeners, ladies,
(02:34):
Zach is not single, so stay away. Yeahs, don't come
here because I will cut every one of them. Very insecure.
I just feel threatened, even though I'm the one like
putting them out there. Um alright, guys, Wow, what an
episode we're about to have. Very uh And we took
(02:57):
maybe two pages of notes because I didn't think I
needed more, honestly, but incredible. Here's my notes right here,
Nick is showing me some post it notes. You. I
think it's plenty. Yeah, it looks like there's oh there's
nothing written on them. That's fun. Hey, do we have
any vote facts or I gotta I gotta come up
(03:19):
with one? What do you mean, jes fast? Okay? Uh?
There am I writing a bote facts? Oh God, when
we go weekly, it's gonna be a fucking listener vote
fact every week. I know it. You know what? We
could also have the guests come in with boat facts.
I might not even have to watch the episode. You're
(03:41):
really trying to shirk up all your responsibilities on this show. Well,
I was just thinking about they make you do that
on Daily Zeit guys. You know no, they don't make it.
They make you do like a little fun get to
know you sentiment. They don't go like, come with all
the info we need. You don't have to you have
to research both facts. Um, well, if they want to,
(04:04):
they are welcome to. Okay, and I will say that,
and I will make Miles do it just as a
as a revenge for having me on this great show. Okay,
let's get right into this because there's a lot to
talk to and I talked to you about and I
want to gloat about some stuff, and uh, you know,
(04:24):
I'm excited the reunions. Um. While they are a departure
from the show that I love, UM, they do offer
an opportunity for people to speak to each other sans rank.
And I really like this where people trying to pull
rank on people and they're like, guess what, bitch, We're
(04:45):
just two people on a reality show. Now, yeah that's true.
So time for yelling has commenced. You're absolutely right. Yeah,
so we're talking Belowdeck, season five, episode twenty one, the
reunion Part one. Baby, that's rule boy poor. So um
it's another Zoom reunion. Um. Sorry, I was trying to
(05:07):
create hype. Have you ever created hype before? Am I
out of line? Yeah? Boy, we're talking, Yes, you get it.
Look how excited the fans are. Cricket cricket I just hear. Yeah,
(05:28):
Well whatever, Peter isn't there. Peter was not invited to
the reunion. Yeah they did, Peter dirty. Um, I contend
that Peter is not a racist. He just saw me
with his name in it and he re memed it lord,
all that happened. He is too stupid for all of this,
(05:50):
And of course he would be a proud boy, but
I feel like he would be the just He would
be the point of your point. Look, look, look, look,
but I'm saying it's not because he's so Do you
worry about this guy? He's accidentally racist circumstantially, but he's
just stupid. He literally did not know he had been
(06:13):
using the word sweetheart once every sentence. He didn't know.
We're just this guy. Actually, what was a lot like,
we're just trying to figure out who's calling Captain Sandy
sweet Yeah, yeah, I don't. Look, I had to play
detective here. It was you idiot. You're so dumb. He's
(06:34):
too dumb, and I feel bad for him. Yeah wow, Yeah,
nobody's less racist than me. Okay, thank you for the
clarific game that. Nothing makes me think you're not racist
than someone who continuously tells me they're not less racist.
That's the thing. I'm the most least racist, like the president.
(06:57):
Yeah yeah, okay, so um yeah, So Captain Sandy is
apparently in Colorado. I guess maybe with her girlfriend. Is
that where her girlfriend lives? Something like that. I don't know.
I don't know why. Yeah, she's not in Florida wherever
Hannah is super pregnant. She's there and she's eight months pregnant.
(07:19):
Malia's in London, Keiko's and Martinique bugs. Right, I have
no idea, but it looks like I don't know when.
Maybe this was filmed right before he cheated on her.
That's no, no, no, no, no, no no, it wasn't
(07:40):
you know the timeline? No, okay, thank you, thank you
for your input sir. I don't know. I thought maybe
it's unclear. It's very unclear the timeline of when he
I don't know whatever. So, but they're definitely in a
video together, so it appears that they are in London together. Yes, bugs,
He's in the Bahamas wearing you know, fifteen thousand pieces
(08:03):
of table decor. Jessica is in Miami. It's just like
in a pinch, I just lay down on the table. Yeah,
when there's a rush, I'm the table decor because I
have so many sparkly dangly shells hanging off my body.
Jessica's in Miami, Alex is in Long Island because of course, huh,
(08:27):
excuse me, and then Rob is in West Palm Beach
and they're like, oh, you're so close to Jess. Have
you guys run into each other? And Jess is like,
thankfully no, and Rob's like, oh, right off, right off
the bet. Um, where's Peter though, I'd like to know
where he is, even if you know Peter isn't Cansylvania
(08:48):
or whatever the hell da that's that's a reference to
our sister podcast for Twenty Day Fiance, who puts Bad
for Fiance characters in Cansylvania. So go check out that show.
But yeah, no, he's not here anymore. Mhm okay, okay,
what he's right here? Here? Are you hanging out with
(09:11):
Peter doing here? Mr? I'm not racist, I swear doory
like his character got you gotta get out of your
dude alright, so um, hey, I'm sorry about that character. Also,
Laura isn't there? Yes, Laura, of course Laura's not there.
(09:34):
She wouldn't No one would expect her to be there. Okay, Well,
they do not think that Laura was represented unfairly on
the show. They think, no, no, what you saw is
what you get. And Captain Sandy says that she would
have fired Laura a long time before she ended up.
Before Laura left, if she knew how she was acting
towards Hannah, Hannah did tell her, well, Hannah, I don't
(09:55):
think gave her the full spectrum. Well, I think Hanna
did it off. I'm pro Hannah here. No, I agree,
I'm pro Hanna pro Henna. What is going on? You know,
like oh yeah, yeah, so yeah. Capt Sandy says she
wasn't very professional. But then um, Hannah and Captain Sandy
(10:19):
get into it about like the laundry, like Captain Sandy
being so demanding about the laundry being clean even though
there was only two stows a few times, and she's like, well,
most boats at this size work with two stews, and
Hannah's like, that's not true. I've never seen that. And
then Captain sayings like, well, you've never worked on both
this size, and she's like, how would you know that?
She's like, I've seen your resume, and I'm like, what
(10:40):
is going on here? Why are you who cares? Quit bickering? Also,
do you put the measurements of all your boats in
your resume? I guess you're supposed to in this And
then I work for a captain. He was like six four,
about two thirty man. No, and then we pulled into St.
(11:01):
Barts and it's got like twelve shoreline. But like that's
what they do. Like whenever they'd be talking about Kiko, well,
he worked on this size boat, so he wasn't ready
to work on this size boat. And you know what
Tom says, He's worked on that sideboat, that size boat
as a soul chef and it was not great and
he would never work on that size boat again as
a soul chef. Like they all both sizes matter, and
(11:22):
I love it at the end of every season when
they're like, maybe maybe yachting is it the end, maybe
there's mortal life, like they they don't know, and I
love that they all kind of that conclusion is like,
you know what, there's other things. Wait a minute, there's
(11:43):
other jobs. Insane. No, No, there's not. There's not other jobs.
So everyone has to die in the build with us.
And that's that's a fact. You know, once a cast
member has been removed from the show, they join us
in the build. Yeah, but they're not allowed to talk, yes,
(12:05):
because we um kind of like lost in the mountains,
snowy Mountain style, Donner family style. Eat them. Yeah, it
sounds like Peter what Peter was just doing, and it's
never good. They're not smart people. No, no, no no,
and that's why we eat them. So make that. Make
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that be a through line of this show, is that
we eat the cast off members who were put in
the build or just Cannibal podcast. I think that Peter
would be too tough. There's too much muscle because he's
a unit. Yeah, he's too much of a unit. It
would be straight unit in the world I hunt unit.
(12:49):
So that's like my vibe. Shout out to Zach, what
a total unit. Stay away, ladies, fast word of God.
If I see one female listener to the show, just
if I see one female listener for this show, if
(13:09):
I just see, Hey, I love your show. You stay
away from my man, my unit. Stay away from my unit. Nick,
you know, no offense. Shout out to Lyra, who can
handle Shout out the Lyra who can handle all, not
(13:31):
every woman, or would we should send her more gifts
just randomly? God bless you. Wait gifts with a T
or no tea t like just gifts for like being
such a strong woman. You should too, And then I
will intercept them and they will be for me. That
would That's that's why I have to send her gifts
(13:52):
because I am saying like, because you send me gifts
all the time and I send you do yes? Would? Yeah,
whatever you're doing on my text is you know, not
for me, but I think Lyrah loves that kind of stuff.
And then Zack and I should be texting more about sports.
Yeah sure, Sorry, I literally zoned out when you started
(14:15):
saying Zack and I should be texting about and I
was like, literally my mind just wiped clean of all issues. Anyway,
Kiko says he didn't trust Bugsy because she said something
shady about Hannah, and Hannah was his rider die, so
like he found her being like that, the comments about
(14:36):
the Lemons real shady, Like why would you bring up
the lemons, Bugsy? Why would you say not to trust Hannah? Bugsy?
And then bugs is like, um, I think that was
blown out of proportions. Proportions, that was blown out of proportion,
and Kiko had preconceived notions about her because Hannah probably
talks shit when she found out she was coming, Yeah,
(14:58):
and Hannah's like trust no one. And guess what. Malia
still sucks, and she basically explains why she's allowed to
talk ship to bugs Um about Hannah. She's like, I
have to blow off steam by throwing Hannah under the bus,
and uh yeah, and and Bugs is like, I don't
think Hannah wanted to be there, And even Hannah admits
(15:18):
that she didn't want to be a stew when she
was forty years old, so like it made sense by
the time she got there that she was just not
into it. Well, I mean she's getting out of the
way pretty early. It's not like she's thirty nine, right,
But like, but I think it's like, yes, but it
shouldn't be someone else's choice to remove her, Like Hannah
should leave on her own. Well you know what she
(15:39):
brought drugs. I don't know what to tell you. Like,
some captains are sticklers, and when they're on a television show,
all captains are sticklers. She did something that was gonna
get her fired. And I feel like even if Captain
Sandy had saw it, had seen this for herself, wouldn't
(16:02):
have been as big of an issue as another team
member bringing it to her attention, because at that point
you can't pretend you didn't see it. M I feel
like if she had just like seen this stuff out,
she would like roll their eyes. But the fact that
somebody like documented it interesting her attention, then she had
(16:24):
to deal with it. Yeah, that makes sense. And also
I think because it's Malia and Malia just like holds
so much weight, like in the sense that like Malia
is such like a hard ass that like all of
a sudden, she would have lost respect for Captain Sandy.
And Captain Sandy can't have her butt buddy losing respect
for her. No, no, no, I mean that's the buddy.
(16:45):
That's a buddy of the button. You cannot separate two butts.
You can't separate. You can't start separate the butt from
the buddy. You just can't. So yeah, they acknowledged that
Pete wasn't there because of his sexist and racist post,
and Captain Sandy said she always thought he was odd
(17:06):
and had like a lack of conscience for what was
going on his post. I'm sorry, but this post by
Peter it didn't make I hate that you keep defending
doesn't even make total sense. It was so stupid. It
wasn't like the idea of it didn't make any sense.
You know, there would be. It would be one thing
(17:28):
if it was like something clever, you know, and then
I feel like the clever racist. I just don't know,
because it's not only racist, it was also like violent
against women. Yeah, I mean it's it was awful, but
it was so it wasn't clever in any way, and
it was confusing. Yeah, it's so stupid. Ah, what a tragedy.
(17:52):
What a fucking tragedy. Well, yeah, I guess Captain's experiment.
He just didn't appear to know what was going on
in this country, and it was odd and he just
had some well, I mean, I think there's a lot
of things he didn't appear to know, like that he
was the one saying sweetie, or that his mouth opened
and closed, or why he was so emotionally distraught after
(18:15):
having known Laura for five minutes and like crying after
she left. Oh my god, that's right. I keep forgetting.
We were robbed of my favorite storyline. Yeah, because she's
not here either, and so we can't ask anyone about
their weird texting relationship after she left the boat. I mean,
(18:37):
I don't know. So a few people say today we're
gonna we're gonna take We're gonna get all these people
out of being canceled or whatever, and we're gonna be
able to be one big Oprah interview. And we asked,
we asked each one of them one question. Well, so
a few people said they spoke to him, and he
(18:57):
definitely seemed apologetic and knows he made am as steak.
But you know, whatever canceled, canceled. Let's take a quick break, actually,
and we will be right back to cancel Nick. All right,
brb her and we're back. Nick has been canceled. Sorry guys,
(19:19):
it is what it is. But I have not been fired. Okay, Well,
Malia says some ship about wanting to learn from Captain
Sandy even in like five minutes, Captain Sandy is going
to try and out her. Just wait for Melia, and
Hannah says Captain Sandy wasn't there for her like she
was there for Maliah. But then Captain Sandy thinks Hannah
(19:42):
was withholding and I'm like, wow, so dumb. It's like,
I don't care. None of you like each other except
for Captain Sandy. Malie like Hannah, you don't like I mean,
I guess that's what the reunions for. I think all
three of those ladies like each other. All the department heads,
even the little love each other. No, I'm sand Sandy
(20:03):
and Bugs and Malia all get along in our friendly
Oh yeah, sure, Well Hannah is the odd one out. Yeah,
because Hannah has her own brain and doesn't just like
stupid ship for no reason. And I think also, Hannah's
just good TV in my opinion. Well, Hannah says that
she's used to Malia being Captain Sandy's faive and it
(20:26):
doesn't bother her. But Captain Sandy's like, I don't have favorites.
Everyone thinks I have favorites, And it's like, what you
love Malia, Like, don't even pretend. And then she always
says her favorite line. This is Captain Sandy's go to line.
It is nonsense to me because it's straight up lies.
She goes, it's not personal, it's professional, it's business. Mm hmm, okay, Sandy,
(20:51):
it was it was. It was not personal, it was professional.
When she outed Malia on a cameo, Wow, wow, it's
I forgot about that. It's not it's not personal, it's professional, girl,
So so fuck so? Was that that must have been
(21:12):
after they filmed this, Yeah, because Malee has been on
the filmed this. I think they filmed this a little
while back. Hold on, let me let me just search.
When was the below Dick met come on this Journey
with Me Season five Union filmed. Let's see. Um, I
(21:35):
do not see when it was filmed, just that it
will air. Mhm. You know that's fine. It stopped looking. Okay,
you know what, I'll stop. I'll close my eyes for
the rest of the day. My eyes are so closed.
Are you with me? I'm with you? What do I do?
(21:58):
I'm so scared. It's so dark. Nick. Oh, Nick, I can't.
Oh god, now we're both in highs clothes. Wait, okay,
So Hannah. Hannah thinks that Captain Sandy had like already
made up her mind about Hannah after seeing her in
season one, because she like actually spoke to Hannah about
(22:21):
a scene where like Hannah had forgotten some of the
ingredients in some food that Ben had made, so she
like basically was like already not impressed by her. But
then Captain Sandy's like, I don't care. Everything is cool.
Hannah is happy and living her dream of having kids
and a boyfriend, and I'm like, oh my god, Captain
Sandy her dream of having kids and a boyfriend, like
(22:44):
that's all her life was supposed to like lead up
to I finally got a boyfriend and I'm gonna have
a kid. It's like, thank you for literally taking Hannah
and just like squishing her into a little box and
being like, well, Hannah's happy, like come on whatever. Stupid. Yeah,
And she was like, I just like, don't like when
people just come for a paycheck instead of being passionate
(23:06):
about yachting. Stupid. Someone told me that they think they
heard somewhere that, um, what's her name, Captain Sandy's a Trumper.
Oh for sure. I think that this industry is rife
with Trumpers. M because I don't think they talk much
(23:28):
about American politics in yachting. I don't think it comes
up a lot because a they're not in the United
States and no one they know is American, so they
don't know anybody else. Yeah, all they know are rich
white people, so of course they're they're they're all going
(23:49):
to be Trumpers. You love to not see it, Okay, Well,
Captain Sandy loves Malia because when I think it was
the second season of Med where Malia first arrived and
Malia told Hannah to say it to my face, and
Captain sayings like I loved Milan in that moment because
she is so direct, and she told this girl to
(24:11):
say it to her face when everyone was talking about
the fact that she was hooking up with two guys
at once and lying about it. It's like, Yeah, what
a stand up lady. What Nothing makes me like a
person more than knowing that they stand up for the
fact that they are screwing two people over the honesty.
(24:31):
It's just riveting. It's God, I just love it. I
love pain and anger. You do no? Oh, so Kiko,
Sweet angel Kiko, baby boo, Sweet Angel Kiko, that's frakiko.
He says he would take any opportunity he gets, which
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is why he took the job on this boat. And
then he does think he was able to do the job,
but he learned a lot from it. He you know,
funked up and he thinks that after the vegan incident
is when Captain Sandy kind of turned on him and
he should have known more about veganism in the cooking.
But Captain Sandy says he just needed more training and
wasn't ready to work on a boat of that size again,
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size matters. Oh god, sorry, that was a dick joke. No,
it was a boat size choke. Okay, no dick chokes.
Not on my show. Dickheads, dickheads, dickheads? Is that what
we based it off of? What if I didn't know? Huh,
(25:38):
just based it off of. I mean, it's the show
we talked about is below deck. And then you add
heads when you're a fan of something fish fish heads, right,
but let's be real, it's basically dickheads because we we
were destined to That's the other fun part. But it's second,
it's a distant second. Yeah. So Hannah thinks they should
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have been lifting Keiko up more instead of like talking
shipped to him all the time. And Captain Sandy's like,
I did lift him up, and that Hannah wasn't there
when she was lifting him up. And Hannah's like, what
are you talking about? Like I'm always in the galley.
It's a weird argument. And then and then Captain Sandy,
I don't know what world you live on, but she
(26:23):
literally says that Kiko needed to be more like emotionally
in check while in the galley, like Tom, I'm sorry,
Like Tom, the least emotionally in check human being I've
ever come across in my life. On a reality show.
He went from like, Okay, I'm just gonna do this,
I'm gonna cook and I'm gonna make the best of
(26:43):
it to literally like punching out his cabin. The guy
was the least. I don't know, man, nice try Captain Sandy.
But if you looked up emotionally in check in the dictionary,
there would be a photo of Tom, but there'd be
one of those red circles with a like an X
out like this is not a person who's emotionally in check.
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This is the opposite of emotionally in check. I don't
know what, what do you think, Nick? I think this
is the one thing that I have. I think they did.
They got right. Oh you were such a fucker? Well, um,
I hate you. Just want to put that out there, Okay. Well,
(27:30):
Hannah said she couldn't do much when Kiko was fired
because she couldn't like run out and be like no,
fire me instead, And it's like, well, if you really
wanted to, that would have been a great way to
go if you that's what Hannah should have done. She
should have took the opportunity to quit when Kiko was
fired and be like, well, if you can't take him,
then I'm out of here as well. And I'm taking
my drugs. That's right, I've had drugs this whole time.
(27:53):
Fuck you, Captain Sandy. Oh, that would have been a
little as exit. Hell yeah. And she like takes a
bag of ship, lights it on fire and like throws
it at her. I don't know why. That's Someone saw
Hoobie Halloween recently and it was me. Yeah. Well, Hanna
(28:15):
said she didn't mean to get Kiko fired over the
Vegas night Tobaccle debacle, Tobaccle debacle debacle, and Bug says
the Vegas meal was equal blame on Hannah and Kiko,
and Hannah says she spoke to Captain Handy Sandy after
the meal and told her she was part of it.
But Kiko says it was his fault because he should
have discussed the meal prior to serving it with Captain
(28:36):
Sandy and he didn't do that. And Hannah says it
would have been nice if Kiko had gotten another chance.
But of course, Kiko, sweet Angel, he's grateful, He's so
grateful for the opportunity and the experience and then he
leaves the reunion and we all cry happily they make
him leave. He's just at his house. No, I think
(29:00):
he's on a boat and Martinique whatever he lives there.
Is that what you think? Yeah, I think he lives
on the boat. He's working on when he's working. Interesting,
I know it. Okay, he's crazy. This job sucks. You
don't say it's a bad job to have. No, anyway, Sorry,
(29:22):
I just have to remember that sometimes, Yeah, your life
is pretty easy. So Alex is drinking a ton of
wine and just flirting with bugs, just literally not giving
anything to the conversation, just getting wasted and being like, hey,
little lady, two bugs and she's like, stop stop, Alex. Stop. Anyway,
(29:44):
I just thought we would check in with these losers
for a minute. But Hannah says that she did in
fact have food poisoning when she skipped out on the
day trip, and that she did end up in the
hospital that night, which we didn't see her go to
the hospital, right, m It was strange. I guess I
just wanted to make it imply that she was faking it. Whatever. Yeah, yeah, wow, editing. Yeah, people,
(30:11):
thanks for the reminder. But Hannah says that she had
a great interior in season four, and she came in
with two minds for season five, and she wasn't even
sure if she had wanted to come back. But coming
back to Laura's bullshit really made her turn off, and
she just wanted her paycheck and to go home, and
she didn't want to have to party with the crew
and go out, you know, and like pretend to give
a funk when really she was mentally checked out. Mentally, Yeah,
(30:36):
what were you going to say? Yeah, no, as ione
I said, Captain Sandy says. Captain Sandy says it irritated
her that the cabin change thing made it all the
way to the bridge, and she says she shouldn't have
to deal with something like Hannah not wanting to room
with bugs. But she also wanted to soften the blow
(30:58):
of Tom coming on board work on this boat so
abruptly by allowing him to room with his girlfriend. And
Hannah says Captain Sandy put her in charge of room assignments,
so she should have been the one, so she should
have Captain Sandy should have spoken to Hannah instead of
just announcing it over the radio after like making the
decision and Captain say anything whatever. But yeah, now now
(31:22):
we get to the Hannah drug stuff. But before we
start talking about that, we're gonna take another quick commerce
shirl Commercier baring m h. And we're back, right, Nick, Yeah,
we're back. Nick. I'm gonna need you to stop hitting
(31:44):
that CBD pen of yours. Um, I don't hit CBD pens.
Why are you touching your chest as if there's like
a pocket up there d HC pens baby, just like
Hannah Ferrier. I want to formally apologize and say that
you were right. You were right. She was hitting up
(32:06):
a THHC pen and not a CBD pen. So I
want to give it to you. I I believe the
Hannah because you know, I'm susceptible to lies. But yeah,
it turns out, you know, your your intensive research that
you ended up submitting to Andy Cohen. Yes, a lot
of people don't know that. Interesting chose to not give
(32:27):
me any credit. Yeah that was pretty strange, but yeah,
you you figured it out. You figured it out. Yeah.
So this was what she said on the show, was that, Um,
even even with all that, she said, you can put
whatever you want in there, which is true, this is
not a reusable cartridge by any means. But I have
(32:51):
successfully opened cartridges and filled them with my own stuff.
Like if I ever had like wax and no wax pen,
you can use an old cartridge and put the wax
in there. I'll smoke. Okay, So now you're going back
on your word, and potentially it's insane that she would
have done that. She would not have done that. I'm
(33:13):
am a diiver of weed. She I don't think is
as into it as me, and she would never have
done that in a million years. Mhm. It's like it's
like going to take a ride, right and wanting to
have a soda, but instead of just getting a soda,
you get a beer and you drink it all and
(33:34):
then you pour a soda into the can and then
you go driving around with your soda in a beer can.
There there's no reason to anyone would ever do it.
That's a great idea. I mean, don't drink and drive.
We don't encourage that. But that's a that's a genius idea. Nick,
you should write that down patent. Why would that be
a genius idea? I said it was a stupid idea
because you're you're covering up the fact that you're wait,
(33:56):
are you putting that soda in the beer? Say you
put the soda in the that's someone putting CDD into
a thought. You were saying, put soda in the beer.
I was like, well, I mean it was put beer
in the soda. Then hell yeah, I mean obviously do that.
But what I do is I get roadie cups. I
call them from Costco, which are coffee cups with tops
(34:20):
on them, and then you fill those up. Those are
your road cups. You don't no no drinking and driving now, yeah, no,
no getting drunk and driving, but you know, you know,
sometimes you can just have a drink. Okay, let's wrap
it up. So yeah, we get into the Hannah drug stuff,
(34:41):
and Malia claims that she totally would have still turned
Hannah and even if Hannah and Bugs had agreed to
move in together, like she that has nothing to do
with it. I don't know about this weird suspicious timing
you're accusing me of sure, But Hannah says it was
her own mistake for not logging the meds and she
has to deal with it, and Cat and Sandy says
people need to be in life saving capacity while working
(35:03):
on a boat and they can't be taking vallium. And
she just didn't trust Hannah because she lied about the drugs.
And Anna's like shrug. And then Andy Cohen calls out
Hannah and says, you said it was a CBD cartridge
in the vape pen, and then he pulls out the
facts that nick facts over to him and they say
and he's like, well, we contacted the creator or the
(35:24):
whatever based off the photo. We've contacted the company and
they say that they don't make a CBD pen for
that sort of pen, and that's not what they have,
and that's th hc. She has the company verified it,
that was the pen in the photo. And Hannah's like,
and that's where the episode ends, Cliffa. So when we
(35:45):
come back, we'll know that Hannah was lying, but honestly,
in the end, who fucking cares. Yeah, it's hold on,
hold on, It's time for boat facts with Nicky Tease.
According to my favorite website, rancor dot com, what is
(36:06):
the most popular sailor song? The most popular sailor song, Yeah,
songs for sailors. Sailors would sing, Oh God, is this
a known song? Maybe a c shanty. Okay, that doesn't help.
(36:26):
Is this something like a in the zeitgeist sort of song? Yeah? Okay?
How about Bad Romance by Lady Gaga? I always go
to that. Yeah, no, that's third all right? How about
in the navy that sounds like in the name's number two?
(36:47):
Number one is Drunken Sailor, also known as what shall
we Do with a Drunken Sailor? The shanty was sung
to a company certain work tasks of ards sailing ships. Actually, also,
this was the only song allowed to be sung on
deck in the British Royal Navy. So that's why it's
(37:12):
so like head and shoulders above all the other sea
shanties sea shanties. Well. It was actually revived as a
popular song among non sailors in the twentieth century and
grew to become one of the best known songs of
the shanty repertoire among mainstream audiences. It has been performed
and recorded by many musical artists and appeared in many
(37:34):
popular media. Ho Ho went up she rises? Ho? Ho?
What up? She rises? You know? And at all? Wow?
What would you sing on deck? I would sing? Put
him in the longboat? Tilly's Sober put him in the
longboat and mate, Kim Baylor, what shall we do with
(37:55):
a drunken soldier? No, you can't pick the song that's
art the most popular. You can't pick the song that's
already the most popular. You gotta just pick a new
one that you would sing. Oh what what I think
is the most popular? Ce shanty? Probably um yellow Submarine?
You would sing Yellow Submarine on Deck or Octopus's Garden. Huh.
(38:19):
I was gonna just sing Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.
You know how I love that song. Alright, guys, thanks
so much for listening. That was Boat Facts with Nikki t.
S Um. Yeah, this was season five, episode twenty one
of Below Deck med That was Reunion Part one next week. Actually,
I think we're going to drop these the same day,
at the same day that we dropped episode one of
(38:42):
the new season. Episode is our new pilot episode is out? Yeah,
so this is out. Part two of Reunion is out,
and then the news. You've got three episodes and one day. Y'all.
Please don't ever ask me for anything else, because we
are fucking jam in these bad boys out. We are
doing the Lord's work here. Yes, that's right. Jesus came
down and blesseth upon ath that we and Nick. We
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and Nick will do these podcasts until we death kill
death comes for us basically, and never say I didn't
do anything for you. Okay, okay, alright, good night guys. Alright, guys.
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at us, text Texas, email us or would be a
good guest. Like if you if you read an article
and you saw that Ryan Philippi was a big below
deck fan, that would be the kind of thing where
you like, I gotta tell Anna and Nick. I mean
Ryan Phillipps. I don't know what our reaches with Ryan Phillippy,
(39:47):
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an interesting person on Twitter or any social media. How
about this. You go to Vegas and you're watching Terry
Fader in Vegas, of of course, very famous winner of
America's Got Talent, the most successful one and one of
the biggest entertainers. And we got to wrap it up
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