Season 5, Episode 22 MED

Anna and Nick talk about season 5, episode 22 of Below Deck Mediterranean.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Deckheads, a production of IR Radio. Welcome to
Deckheads with your hosts Nick can Anna, broadcasting from the
bottom of the boat below below deck whoa, I'm horny,
all ya talk all the time. I'm having a party.

(00:21):
We're shoveling cold to keep this show afloat. I love cocaine.
We're off the map in international waters. I need some drama.
Me hide that cocaine. Never in my nose. Should see
you know I'm in an open relationship below deck me deckheads. Queenie,

(00:50):
how are you, my Queenie? Beanie? Oh my god, I'm
just laying up here in this castle on fourteen mattresses.
Did get a good night sleep, though there was one
one pricking my back? You know my boyfriend? Am I right?
All right? Okay, get it? Um. I thought you're gonna say,
because you're such a princess. Hi. Hi yeah, Hi, yeah,

(01:17):
no way, Sorry is interrupting process? Hey Nick, we're doing
a podcast. Hi. How Ared? Actually it's my girlfriend. I
don't have a boyfriend. Full disclosure. How has it been
since we last spoke, which was a week ago about
about Holy sh it, it's been I mean bonkers. Everything

(01:42):
in life is absolute ship storm of bonkerosity. I like
that about you. Oh you know, still in Seattle. Just
live in my siats all life. My mother's birthday. Sorry,
it's my mother's birthday. Interrupt you. I didn't realize you
were going to dawn long. My mom's birthday was two

(02:04):
days ago. Holy sh it. What did you do for her?
No that I just texted her. She doesn't really care
about anything, you bitch. She doesn't like, she doesn't want,
she doesn't answer the phone when I call, So it's
not like she's like dying to speak to me on
her birthday. You know what I did for my mom?
I got I googled like the best sandwich place in
Sara Soda, and then I, um, I got her four

(02:28):
sandwiches for lunch today. I just sent him over for
her and my dad to eat. Yeah. I couldn't do
like some mom would be like, you know, I don't
like sandwiches and I'll send you fish. It's like, you know,
I don't like your type of fish. So my mom
is very picky and has no interest in actually receiving
anything from me. Oh for sure. I believe we've talked
before about how lucky I am and how unlucky you are,

(02:51):
I want to say, I'm unlucky. I just live in
Pure Hill. I usually don't do anything for my mom.
I mean I just call her, but every so often
and I do something. And today was one of those days,
and I didn't want to go. I didn't want to
let it go without getting compliments from my listening audience. Oh,
and they love how well you treat your mother. So

(03:13):
tell me more about the Panal, the what the Pacific Northwest?
I don't know. It's really cold. Oh for sure, it's
cold here, is it? Yeah? I haven't been there. Yeah,
it's like, uh fucking what is it right now? What
do you think it is? Guess what it is. I'm

(03:34):
gonna say a tight sixty six. It's seventies seven, but
well the lows fifty four. So it was chili. It
was chili this morning. Chili. Again, we're in the chili
area of Monday. It's going to be nineties. Here's what
I'm saying. Just because it's nineties sometimes doesn't mean it's

(03:56):
not chili. And it is chili. And anyway, welcome back
to the climate of America. So many different kinds of climates,
and we're just getting started today. We're talking about the
Pacific Northwest with our guest, Anna Hosny, recently ran away
from Los Angeles and her job and all of her

(04:19):
responsibilities to go co work around the mountains with her
beliefriend and her dog and uh, you know so anyway,
so how's the climate up there? Anna? Well, I just
told you it's cold. So, guys, we're actually here to
talk about Below Deck med Season five, Part two of

(04:42):
the reunion, and if anything needs part two, it certainly
is not a Below Deck reunion. I famously don't have
any respect for the reunions, and especially the part two.
If I never see a part two. They talked about
the pen for fifteen minutes straight. I agree, the pen

(05:02):
is look the pens. The pen we talked about Yeah,
well we talked about it, but apparently they have talked
about it last episode. Yeah, well that was the cliffhanger.
So let's just get into season five, met Episode twenty two,
the Reunion Part two. One could argue this could have
all been done in one episode. This isn't watch what

(05:23):
Happens Live, you know what I mean? Yeah, this part
where they get into it more. If you really give
a ship, Yeah, yeah, well, we continue with Hannah being
called out for having a weed pen and not a
CBD pen like she claims it was, and Hannah says
she can put whatever oil she wants in there, and
Jess says she specializes in marijuana stuff. I guess, and

(05:45):
that's what she does in l A when she's not yachting.
So she's like, you can put CBD in it? What
the fuck? Yeah is she talking about? I have no idea.
Now she's a pro. Have you ever talked to someone
who's uh like, works at a dispensary about I really

(06:06):
try not to no one who works in a dispensary,
And I'm sorry and I'm sorry I'm gonna say this,
but if you don't live in California or Colorado or
the pm W, you might not know this about people
who work in dispensaries. They are as knowledgeable about marijuana

(06:27):
as anyone who works at a retail store earning minimum,
which you think when you go there. The number of
times I've gotten conflicting information. I was buying a plant
and one worker told me it was a sativa and
the other worker told me it was an indica, And
I was like, guys, I'm really gonna need to know

(06:47):
the I'm gonna put like months into growing this planet.
You gotta do some googling. Anyway, They're not as much
as people. Someone tells me that they're in the marijuana industry,
I almost lose all respect for them. I agree. I mean,
like I would argue like people who smoke weed know

(07:08):
about as much as the people who work in marijuana dispensaries,
because they are just people who smoke weed. They're not
necessarily scientists. If you will, well, Rob says Jess asked
him to throw her weed pen away, and she says, yeah,
I had a weed pen too, Yeah, cuff me and
kept anything. She says it was th HC. And she

(07:29):
goes on for like two minutes about her t hcpen
and everyone's like, this is, why are you admit? And
she's like, CBD, I mean who cares, and like that's
literally what we've been arguing about for twenty minutes, idiot.
She switches back and forth on if it's CBD or
th HC. Like ten, I'm like, I don't know what
you're saying. I don't care anymore. Hallelujah, you had a

(07:52):
weed pen. Nobody is uh pulling that top off. Here's
what we know. We know that both Jess and Hannah
had weed pens with th HC. And now we also
know they have no reason to come clean about it,
so there's no reason to have a conversation. And it

(08:16):
goes on for fifteen minutes. Yeah, well, captain say, it's like, what, Jess,
that's illegal. The boat could have been seized. And Jess's like,
I didn't even know you couldn't have a weed pen
on I love. Jess pulls the classic Dave Chappelle, I
didn't know I couldn't do that, which tends to work
at times. Yeah, it's so funny, especially like, oh, I

(08:38):
didn't know I couldn't have that. You know what also
you didn't know is that you couldn't fly with it
on a plane. How did you get it there? We
just do it anyway. Did you go to one of
the local Mayorka weed stores and get a select brand?
Of course you didn't. You flew with it from l A. Yeah. No.
The thing is, yeah, I will bring a weed pen

(09:02):
up my asshole. Okay, Like I will bring a weedpen
anywhere I fucking want. Tell me I can't have it,
and I'll pretend I don't know what you're talking about.
Let's be real, that's how it goes. Yes, what the funk?
I know it's illegal. It's like bringing your own liquor
bottles on a plane. Like I know, I'm not a
little drink to me here, So I'm gonna be a
screet like I don't give a fuck. Okay, let's move,

(09:23):
and if I accidentally drop one on the ground, I'm
gonna yell the person in front of me dropped. I'm
gonna play the game, yes exactly. Yeah. Well, Malia's like,
it's actually in your contract that you can't bring weed
or any drugs on important and I'm like, hey, Malia,
no one cares. Shut up. Oh yeah, seriously, have you

(09:44):
ever read a contract? I love that um On page
eleven of your contract, it says it idiot like okay, okay.
All I saw was you're gonna be on a TV show. Okay,
thank you God. I didn't even realize there was boats involved.
She shot the fuck up. I thought I was going

(10:05):
to be on Summer House. I mean they probably will,
just as like reality TV gold. She is out of
her mind, She posted today on her Instagram like a
naked photo of herself and she's, you know, has an
incredible body. Obviously, no one's um no one's arguing that point.
And she posted under it like body positivity, body shaming

(10:29):
is for nerds or something like that. I'm like, that
is not the photo that you post. That you have
to post that a person is not conventionally attractive as
the post, and then they can tell you not to
body shape. You're a literal model. It's body shaming, you idiot.
You look incredible. Yeah, but you know how people like

(10:52):
even like attractive, hot bodied people have body dysmorphia, you know, yes,
But but here's the thing about body dysmorphia. You can
think all you want about your own body, but it's
not up to you to decide how people react to
your body. It's a to other people to decide how
to react to your body. And so if everyone on

(11:13):
earth tells you you're gorgeous, understand you have body dysmorphia.
But believe people, because every day I walk out of
this house and people tell me I'm ugly, and I
know I have body. Well, I have body dysmorphia the
good way. Oh no, it's actually good. We like that. Yeah.

(11:33):
So if it's the good way. I think that's just
called loving yourself. Is that right? It's not understanding, it's
not a decision I've made. Okay, well, I think that's
it's great. That's great, dude. Love well anyway, Welia still

(11:56):
love Melia still claiming that turning in the drugs wasn't personal.
And then Hannah pulls up her doctor's note and then
an image of her prescription and says it was on
the box, but we didn't see that on the box.
I don't know. And then we see a note that
it just says on the box, uh, prescription only the prescriptions,

(12:16):
not on the box. Because Malia was claiming that you
could just go into the drug store in Spain and
buy it, which sounds dope, and U really makes me
want to go to Spain. You know, my my mom
was talking to me today, you know, her birthday and all, yeah,
because we we were supposed to go to Spain in May,
you understand, but we were supposed to Barcelona and Madrid

(12:40):
in the Basque country. And then she was like trying
to call an audible and she was like, what about
a month in Valencia is Spain's third largest city. On
the southern coast, so I would assume it would be
great for yachting, and I said we should rent a yacht,
and then when she was done laughing, I I said,

(13:03):
maybe too much below deck for me. Yeah. Well yeah,
So Malia does say you can buy vallium over the
counter in Spain, and Hannah's like, well, you can see
on the box in English it says prescription on it,
which I'm like, yeah, Milia, come on back the funk off.
Malia could just suck anymore. But then we do see it.
The screen blacks out when we see a note that
says that production received Hannah's prescription twelve hours after she

(13:27):
left the boats, like enough time for her to go
home and be like, here's my prescription, Leave me the
funk alone. But what sucks is that the point Malia
is making is the ultimate point, which right, but she's
just it's like, yeah, we get it, and everyone has
admitted it's not registered, and Hannah has said it's her
own fault for not registering. It's like Melia's just keeps
going on about maritime law. It's like no one cares

(13:50):
at this point. Yeah, Also, she could have a prescription
for valium and also have procured that illegally. This is
the thing about these fucking reunions Mann, It's like if
anyone was just truthful, they would be four minutes long. Yeah,
but they actually have to lie yells, They have to

(14:12):
yell lies to each other for an hour and it
is fucking taxing. Yeah, Malia is right, Like, I don't
think Malia did technically anything wrong because it's like, yes,
there are rules, but also can you just be cool?
Well she was cool until Hannah and her be can't

(14:37):
gotten a big fight, and then when you're get in
a big fight with someone, it's like, hey, you know
that a legal thing that I've been really being really
cool about, Well, maybe you should have given me the
fucking room. You should have given her the fucking room.
But she didn't, and then this happened, and you know what,
that's what happens. Yeah, still fun Malia though, so Captin

(15:01):
for sure. But if I was Malia I had have
done the same goddamn thing. I'd never be Malia because
of course I'm George Clooney, Yes, of course, so well,
Captains And he's like, I've checked my maritime lawyer, and
it is illegal to have all drugs on board, even
if the captain knows. And I'm like, what are you
talking about? Now? Malia is still being a cop and
going on and on about the same ship, about the
drugs being on board and whatever. And Malia says, Hannah

(15:24):
took valium in front of her, and Hand's like, actually
I didn't, You're lying. I took an advil PM. And
then Malia's narcass freaks out about that as well, and
it's like, well if you saw her take an ad VILPM,
like what those things like? You saw this? Yeah, you
waited until the most opportune moment to be a bit
about it. And that's why she sucks. This is why
I can't be a yacht. Well, there's many reasons why

(15:48):
you can't try drugs not work. That's yeah, you think
that's the two things. Is that gonna be problem? But
I love money, dude. That's like where you would I
think you would thrive, but you would get dannied hard.
They'd be like, this guy is way too chatty with
the guests. You think, so are you hitting? My main

(16:12):
problem is going to be work ethic oh interesting, and
well also attitude, like you are going to be the
worst and I'll definitely bring a pen. I'm going for
six weeks he kidney, I'll depends. Yeah, yeah, I don't

(16:33):
think you should do this job. Okay, Well, anyway, Jess
is now popping off and angry because no one will
let her speak, and she keeps saying like, well, if
if it's so illegal to bring a weepen on board,
how come I didn't know that? Like, maybe you should
make it very clear. And everyone's like it's in your contract,
just freaking out, like you're just a hot head. Anyway,

(16:54):
Bug says she suffers from mild depression, and she still
works on boats and she's able to take her medication
and work. And you just can't take any mind altering
drugs while on board. She's a mild depression. It's just
that she has so much, so many things hanging off
her head that she just like feels dragging her down. Yeah,

(17:14):
she was held down. She takes off like eighteen of
her hair clips. I bet you her move her mood
would improve immediately. I mean honestly valid points. If she
sheaves down half of her front teeth. All right, oh
my god, what Shawn? I was interrupted? Well, um Melia

(17:36):
says she actually went to production before going to Captain
Sandy about the drugs, and they were the ones that
told her to go to Captain Sandy about it. Yeah,
because they were like, oh, this will be good. I
don't give a ship dude. Production does not care about
you guys. They're just like drama cool. But yeah, um,

(17:58):
there's something going on over there. Ace is a chew.
He has long hair and sometimes food gets caught in
his chops, so he's just basically spends the whole time
trying to get to the food in his chops, but
just leads in just And it's interesting because in the
room and neither one of you help. We tried to
help him before, but sometimes it's all in his head.

(18:20):
At one point there's no helping Nutball like that. Well,
it's incredibly cute. He's doing it like in the corner
of the screen. Sometimes I like it. He's a silly boy. Well,
Bug says everything that happened with Keiko being fired and
then Hannah being fired and then her taking over his
chief stew was not premeditated, and that she didn't even

(18:40):
know Malia was going to be on the new season
of Below deck Men until a little before she was
coming on board. Wow, convenient excuse? What if I really
believe it's all conspiracy, that's just producers. Yeah, I honestly
don't care. Um, And you know what, let's take a
quick break and we'll come back. We'll talk about the

(19:02):
rest of this episode. And we're back. Hi, Hey are
you I was waiting for you know, I could tell um, Hey,
are you still Corona free? Yes? Okay, great, Well let's
get back into this episode because I'm riveted. Can we

(19:23):
talk about what people are wearing all white? They clearly
are doing a thing, and everyone was asked Malia was
wearing black because she's the devil, because she's darkness. That's
what I meant to say. I actually didn't have that
thought this episode. I did have a last episode. But

(19:44):
they were in the same clothes, right, Hannah got a
big bow? M hm. Why do you think they asked
him to wear all white? I don't think they asked
them too. I think it's just coincidental. You think coincidentally
every person wore white. I don't think that's true. Why
would they ask him to wear all white? I can't
even think of a reason. How could everyone accidentally all

(20:07):
wear white? Well, the guys are just wearing white dress shirts. Yeah,
but no one would wear a white dress shirt. Okay,
maybe production was like nothing with too many patterns because
it will look weird on zoom. No. I mean when
you do TV, everyone tells you don't wear black or white,

(20:27):
you know, just like straight black or white. That's just
like a you know, well maybe these zoom cameras. I
don't know if anybody gives a ship anyway. Um, Sorry,
it's weird and I don't like it sped into I
quit because of it. I slipped into a hypnosis where

(20:49):
you were just continuously talking about these white shirts. I
couldn't remember. It's like, are they supposed to be virginal?
You know? Because these people I don't know if you
saw the season I saw, but a no virgin is
here except for maybe Alex, because nobody gets less than Alex.
Do you think they asked the question they asked the
wrong question in this because at one point Andy asks

(21:11):
Rob that if Asia had come on board before he
got with Jess, would he have tried to get with Asia?
And then obviously Rob says no, because who was psycho
would say a se question even if it were true.
But I wanted to ask that question of Alex, Like, Alex,
if Asia was on board before you started unsuccessfully hitting

(21:33):
on bugs, would you have gone for Asia? But at
that point you were pot committed. A new girl comes in,
he can't be like, Hey, this girl's not fucking me,
I'm gonna switch to you now. So it sucks for him.
M M No, I don't think so, because I just
teeth aren't big enough. And he says he likes a
big gest smile. Well, I think that's something you say

(21:56):
when someone you are into has some ridicul helis part
of their body. M hm. You know, like if I'm
into a girl with like really saggy shoulders. Jesus Christ,
what saggy shoulders? Yeah, you know what I mean, it's
like get some confidence, you know. Okay, you know what.

(22:17):
So let's go back to where I was at. Captains
Handa says there's a camera in the bridge, so she
had to follow protocol because she has a responsibility to
the owner or whatever manager of the boat, and Hannah
said she just wishes Captain Sandy would have spoken to
Hannah directly instead of making her feel like some sort
of drug addict. And everyone's like dark dreged and I'm like, yeah,
she's a huge weed addict. We should watch out for her.

(22:41):
But anyway, Hannah says she doesn't regret during the season
because she made good money, but she's definitely retired from yachting,
and we learned she's having a little baby girl. And
then Hannah leaves the finale to go live her life
in peace and she's never coming back, right apparently not
unless she joins the chat show with Kate just Ain. No,

(23:02):
nobody wants that they've got Kate. They don't need to
Below Dickers. Do you think at some point they're going
to do a spinoff show that is not on a boat,
Mm hmm, like some other aspect of the Yaddy life,
like Yaddy House. Between seasons, these eight yachts have all

(23:30):
rented this Yaddi house and this is what happens when
the below debt cast is in winter whatever? Hm you
think that whatever happened, well, maybe like a young if
they're young, yes, because if they're they're all just like
I'm tired. Oh for sure, they're not going to get

(23:51):
what's that dude's name with the weird Byron Byron Byron,
the star of Yaddy House. Maybe I'm gonna write this
down in my list of spinoffs below Deck, Yaddi House,
below Deck offseason Yaddie House. Okay, it's getting made all right. Cool,

(24:13):
So anyway, Tom and I should join the reunion. Tom
says he was just really stressed taking the position because
there's usually more. Um, I'm sorry, I was reading the
last spinoff that I had written, Below Deck Cocaine, okay,
and of course is below Deck, which is the same
except they're cool with cocaine. Oh my god, cocaine stupid. Okay. Yes,

(24:38):
So Tom's on, and he says he was stressed taking
the position because there are usually more chefs on bigger boats,
so this was a tough learning curve for him to
being back to just a single chef on a whatever
D eight. And then Tom basically just defends his absurd, angry,
out of control behavior but just calling it frustration. It
was just frustration. I was just frustrated. Good God, he

(25:01):
gets such a fucking past. Yes he does, Yes, he does.
He was violently angry, and everyone's like Tom, and and
he's like, is that okay? Like I love Kiko, everybody
loves Kiko more. Yeah, Captain Sandy, what you've done anything differently? No,
I would have given everybody coronavirus. Again, she doesn't regret

(25:25):
hiring Tom's fucking wild ass because he's a perfectionist and
that's what good chefs are, their perfectionists, and that's what
she's used to working with. And I she said she
doesn't harbor any angry feelings towards Tom because who fucking cares.
It's literally what she says. She's like, what a dumb
working with it? So it's good. Well, she goes what

(25:45):
happens on yachts stay on yachts, and I'm like, wow.
She talks about all of the adversity that she faced
coming up a woman in captain life, and now she's like, look,
I mean yell at my chefs my whole time that
what men do you? They yell you. There's nothing you
can do about it. All Manuel. This next part got

(26:08):
me heated because they're like someone asks, you know how
they ask questions. They're like, well, why didn't you guys
help Kiko as much as you helped Tom? And they're like, well, look,
Kiko never asked for help like Tom did. I guess
he had too much of an ego to ask for help,
and I was like, how fucking dare you come for here?
You know what, here's what you get for that bullshit

(26:28):
ass thought incorrect? How fucking dare you come for Kiko
under any circumstance when Tom is a literal, verbally abusive
ship bag. Okay, if you were to compare Kiko and Tom,
Tom deserves to be in hell burning with a pineapple
up his ass, and Kiko is a sweet angel. So

(26:49):
fuck you guys for even remotely excusing his behavior because
it was abusive. He's truly out of line and he's
problematic as can be, so go fuck yourself. Kick was
doing the best he could with the fucking bullshit, asked
Captain Sandy, hovering over his shoulder. I don't know. So, yeah,
they're basically okaying Tom's ship bag behavior, and they're trying

(27:10):
to throw a KICKO onto the buses like you're all sick.
You know that all you people are sick. Malia like,
oh god, I meanly blame for and Tam I had
to calm him down. No, it's just you know, one
bad meal, one vegas meal. Had the vegas meal worked,
there would have been never been an issue Yeah, we

(27:32):
wouldn't know about Tom, and what a rever life. Before
we knew about Tom. I'll tell you what thing. Before
I knew about Tom, I had never heard of coronavirus. Okay, yeah,
I think about that. That's actually very interesting, point, Nick,
very interesting, that's very interesting. Yeah, do you make a

(27:55):
valid point here? Because I knew about Kiko because he
was in the promotional with cials. That's right, that's right. Well, anyway,
Malia says she regrets bringing Tom on board because of
all the social media backlash they got. But in my obinion,
he deserved all the social media backlash because he's a
monster in a ship bag. Anyway, someone points out that

(28:19):
Tom doesn't follow Malie on Instagram, and he says he does,
but he goes on and off social media because of
all the backlash, and his mom started to get death threats,
and it's like, well, I mean that's not necessary. His
mom doesn't need death threats. But yeah, I don't know Tom.
Tom is not a good guy, So I I struggled
to feel bad for him under any circumstance. You know, um,

(28:42):
why would you like a posh white englishman who yells
at women? Yeah? What do you like about the nothing
and he's dating a narc. So it's like, and you
famously hate the English Is that right? I mean, not necessarily,
but sure. Yeah. Oh wow, you're just willing to throw

(29:03):
it in there. You know, of course not, but yes,
I do. I see. Do you know any Englishman that
you like? Any personally? Do you know any? Mhmm, yeah,
Like I think that I lost all of my Englishmen

(29:26):
in coronavirus. You know, it's like those it's those secondary
tertiary friendships that you have that you no longer speak
to in coronavirus because you only can hang out with
two people. Well, I'm not close to close enough to
any Englishman, so yeah, I broke up with them all. Yeah. Well,

(29:47):
apparently Tom and Malia haven't seen each other in like
five months and they don't know if they're together right
now because they're trying to work it all out. But
apparently they're monogamous when they're on different charters. So okay,
so he clearly hasn't he hasn't cheated on her yet.
I think based on the timeline of when this was filmed, well,

(30:07):
what if it was filmed? I couldn't figure it out,
but it was I think a little while before, maybe
like a month before it came out that they broke
up officially. I have a question, why is this reunion
not filmed after the completion of the airing of the show,
because that's what they asked them questions about, like stuff

(30:28):
that the fans want to know about. Didn't this reunion
just happen because Hannah still hasn't had her baby? Is
that right? She did have her baby? She did, so
this was like five months ago. Did they show them
all the episodes? Yeah? No, No, it must have been

(30:48):
two months before because she said she was seven months pregnant. Okay,
no pregnant, lady is like, you know what I want
to do on television? Wear white? Maybe she's eight months pregnant.
I forget exactly. Actually I think she's eight months. I'm
I'm done thinking about it. Okay, Well she popped it out.

(31:11):
It's healthy. Yeah, what are you gonna do now? We
officially get into Rob and Jesse's relationship, which is about
to be a ship show. Apparently they broke up three
months after Bally. Rob says boy was a beautiful experience
that really helped me in my life and just hoped
to facilitate that put things slowly fizzled out because we

(31:34):
have two strong personalities. Wait, Nick, is that you That
doesn't sound like things don't slowly fizzle out because you
have two strong personalities. There's like a restraining order taken
because you have two strong personality he Nick, it's for me? Yes,
rob Hi? How are you? You know what I'm really

(31:57):
sad about? Rob? Sure? It's our last day together. Well
that's not necessarily true. I can pop back in whenever. Well,
I bet you won't. Well that's rude, but I to
have a question. It's not rude. It's a compliment because
you're too beautiful of a soul and I don't want
it tainted. You don't need this. You're too happy and

(32:20):
pure of a person to put up with this bullshit.
You don't have the same kind of exterior that Hannah
and Kate have, Nick, What, how do you stop an
astronaut's baby from crying? How you stop baby from crying? Um?

(32:42):
A space ifier? No? You rocket ah? Space ifier? Though? Okay,
Well we broke up, so I'll leave now. One more.
I love rewriting yours, Rob. You want one more from Rob?

(33:02):
I want one more? Rob Hi? Rob thanks for coming
back Encore. Okay, which hand is better to write with? Okay,
which hand is better to write with? The right one?
Says it's right neither. It's better to write with a pen. Ah,

(33:28):
got your good lear NICKI al right enough that Rob
get lost? Okay, we need to talk to Jess about
what happened. So Jess says, a few things added up
to lead up to the breakup. Don't talk to Jess.
She's full of lies. Okay, shut up, Rob, And she's
a liar. You know she she destroyed her ex boyfriend. Okay,

(33:52):
that's we don't know that that's true. And also the
only other truth thing you know about me as I
was entertainers with videos. So who do you believe? Okay,
I'm going to go bye bye. Well anyway, Yeah, Jess
says she would like to elaborate on why they broke
up because she gets a lot of backlash for being
in quotes crazy on the show, and Rob says he says,

(34:17):
I am a feeler and when I feel things, I'm
going to say it, which is why I said I
love you to just feeler. Yeah, when I'm feeling, I
ain't got time for talking. Yeah. Well, also, just says
that Rob wasn't technically in an open relationship with his girlfriend,

(34:37):
even though he claimed he was, but his girlfriend didn't
think so. Hey, you know what, sometimes people get into
relationships and then they immediately live on opposite sides of
the earth, and they're dumb for thinking that it's a
good idea to be monogamous. It's like, you just met,

(35:02):
you want her to be your girlfriend, you want him
to be your boyfriend. Sure, that's great, he is about
to leave for two months. You just met. There's nothing
more annoying and trying for a relationship than like making
a long distance monogamous relationship work. So don't do it.
It's not like you've been together, you like, live together.

(35:25):
You just met. Who cares if he doesn't mean someone
he likes more in six months? For six weeks, then
you can be together. And then you have to make
this decision. It's like am I going to stay with
you forever? Or am I never gonna see you again?
It's like there's no reason to make decisions like that. Yeah,

(35:47):
I mean these people were just like very I think
their emotions are just so heightened they could not deal
with it, and it I know, God we should be
on the show just telling everyone how to do things. No,
we can't be on this show because we're too smart.
Do you remember when Adrian Gang when we first started

(36:09):
the show, she wrote to you and was like, I
can help you get guests from the show, like cast members.
And I just think how funny that is for anyone
on earth to think they couldn't get cast members. Yeah,
it's like, I guess what, No one for this show

(36:32):
is busy. No, no one also gives a ship. And
also there's no way we don't want them. Nobody does.
And the only person Adrian could get is like Eddie,
and it's like, I'm not interested in Eddie. Okay, oh god,
all right, Nick, we gotta take another quick break. We
will be right back and we're back. Al right, guys,

(36:58):
let's finish the ship out so we can all go home.
Him and starts seasoning a regular bloader. So yes, Rob
says he doesn't regret going to uh Bolli or anything
that happened, because he does he has no regrets. He says,
no regrets. Well, then that definitely sounds like he doesn't
regret it. No. In fact, I've never regretted anything in fact,

(37:21):
I've never had the motion. Then he just shows his
chest and it says no regrets. Still, he says, I
am a robbot. Well, I understand you really want to
talk about this regrets? No, no, no, this is a
dumb joke from a movie. I think it's from a commercial. No, no,
it's from that movie. What's that movie with the no regrets?

(37:45):
And it's like a Jason Sudeikis movie no regrets commercial.
Oh it's called were the Millers. No, no, no, it's
not regrets. It's ragrets, no ragrets. Stupid. Okay, but Jess
said it felt spiteful to her that he spoke to
everyone about doing the crossing before her, and Rob's like, well,

(38:09):
I need you to get everyone's opinion on how bad
our relationship was before I could make my own decision.
And I'm like, dude, it's so dumb. Yeah, Jess still
thinks I should grabbed Rob's ass, but I just like, dude,
I don't know what you're talking about. This is all ridiculous.
Please leave me alone. Okay. So Andy Cohen asked her

(38:32):
about that and was like, do you regret not moving
your hand up to the top of his back? Back yeah.
But and she's like, Andy Cohen, why are you doing this?
You know I didn't do anything. Yeah, everybody knows he
didn't do anything. Why would Andy Cohen ask that question. Yeah,

(38:52):
She's like, I don't even remember it. Stop asking me
about this. Jes as a psycho weird. Yeah. Well, Rob
keeps going on about being in spaces and knowing about
spaces and talking about spaces, and I know all about
these spaces that I've been in, and I'm like, dude,
I don't give a ship about your spaces, just says

(39:15):
she isn't a jealous person, but Rob was ignoring her,
and he was only acknowledging Aisha and Jay. Jess felt
that she was being gaslight and I'm like, I feel
like you two lived in two different universes while on
that boat. No, man, this is what happens. She can't
control her emotions. She's not talking about like actual memories

(39:35):
she has. She's just like expressing conflict just so in conflict,
that's all her brain can put out when she's uncomfortable.
So she's making everyone uncomfortable. There's nothing beyond that. The
past doesn't matter. The facts of her relationship with Rob
are irrelevant when she's talking about it's all about how

(39:56):
she feels in a moment. That's the reality of their past,
how she feels right now. Yeah, it's not great. I
hate it. I feel just sad for her, and I
hope she gets help because she's not gonna be a
happy person. Yeah, she could be. She just needs I

(40:18):
don't know, medication or some sort of therapy, some sort
of therapy. I don't know. Well, I mean, she was
always going on about how she was never enough for
her mom, and I'm like, you really got to flesh
that out a little more. There's some mother daughter issues
going on there alright. So Rob says they had more
of a him and I had more of a brother
sister relationship and never anything. What's all about the bunter.

(40:40):
It's about the bunter. Yeah, But why do people always
go for if it's not romantic it's brother and sister.
You're like, what, brothers and sisters? That's not two people
who just like, in some cases, brother and sisters also
fuck so well. I mean they do it a lot

(41:02):
on some of the films that I like to watch,
but I don't know how often it happens in real life.
What the fun d I was just making a dumb
insist joke. I don't need to know your personal ship. Okay, No,
I'm like, okay, Well anyway, I says there was absolutely
no I hear you, but I just says there was

(41:22):
absolutely zero zero attraction, zero attraction between them. She makes
it very clear. I shaw no, like he actually says it.
She makes it so clear it actually ends up being
a little rude. I know it is, but like it
needs to be said. Well, it was a long pause

(41:44):
before you laughed in that, and there was a lot
of anxiety in there for me, but you loved it.
There's a delay in the zoom, so Jess says, what
if that was just my excuse for not laughing at
anything you said? I'm like, well, there's a delay in
the zoom, so you did laugh. Yeah, I know what
I'm saying, like moving forward if I just don't want

(42:05):
to laugh, but there isn't a delay, I just say
there's a delay. Well, don't do that, it's too late.
There was a delay, so Jess says she was. There
was an extremely inappropriate DM sent from Rob to Aisha
And Okay, so what did you think it was? I
thought it was Rob DM ng I shad, did you
take any big ships lately? But it could have also

(42:25):
been like, have you had any big orgasms lately? What
did you think? It was? Big dick? Oh? Have you
had any big dick lately? Yeah? Oh I didn't get
that at all. Yeah. Yeah, there was no evidence of
it because he had deleted it. That's not very brotherly
or sister Lee. But he admitted to it, so it happened. Well.

(42:46):
I I was like, I don't I never got that
d M. And Jesse's like, well, you responded to it,
and then I should goes and looks at her d
MS and says no, it says Rob unsent a message,
and then they try in the cues I should have responding,
but I she was like, dude, I didn't respond. I
don't even see this ship. And then I just was
like it was at my mom's house and Rob was

(43:08):
there and I forced him to tell me about it,
and it's like, well, none of this can actually be true,
because I mean, like, I doubt I should responded because
she hates you both for continuously trying to pull her
into your guys. Dumb bullshit. She's not attracted to Rob
she has her own boyfriend who she went to high
school with, and it is currently making Instagram van videos

(43:28):
with across America. So high school with him, Yeah, that's
what she says. Should have a new boyfriend now, and
we've known each other since high school. Can I tell
you what is one of the things that bums me
out the most? Go ahead, when people stay with someone
they know from high school for the rest of their life.
I don't think she like has been dating him since

(43:51):
high school. I think they just like reconnected and started dating.
I understand. I just think that the odds that someone
you're in high school with is who you should be,
especially life with UM is pretty low. Okay, well, um,
Bugs says Alex is a catch, and they have seen
each other after filming, but they've only just got Also

(44:11):
add this, if you're out there listening to this and
you are with your high school sweetheart, I see you.
Oh my fucking god, Nick, you dumb motherfucker. Okay, Well, anyway,
Bugs and Alex have hung out after filming, but they've
decided to keep it platonic because they realistically live in
different places. Blah blah blah. Nobody cares, so to end

(44:32):
the episode, they give their highs and lows, but they
only let three people answer, and Malia's high was meeting
everyone on this boat, and her low was the bullshit
with Hannah. And I says her high was getting to
do the season, but her low was being homesick and
exhausted the whole time. And Alex says, it's high was
going hi of doing this season, was doing the season. Yeah,

(44:53):
I just got to join in at some point, and
Alex says his high is getting to do a med
season and his low was the drama that he would
involve himself in. And that's the end of the episode.
And thank god this season is over because I want
to start afresh. And I'm sad to lose Hannah. I
think Malie is a fucking narc I would have loved
to have seen how this had gone down if this

(45:15):
was recorded post Captain Sandy trying to out Malia. So yeah,
so they haven't gotten to that. That's what's annoying. It's like,
I want to talk about all the drama from the season,
all the drama, and a lot of the drama is
happening on social media throughout the season. That's what I

(45:38):
want to talk about I don't want to talk about
the fucking show. Y'all talked about the show. Mm hmm,
like everything that happened in the show you sat in
a chair and talked about and that's part of the
show anyway you want to. Yeah, it's time for boat
facts with Nikki Tease. Let's hear at baby be So
I googled worst boat. The first thing that comes up

(46:02):
is this review for cruise critic dot com for Norwegian
Breakaway Cruise and this is from Philly z Coco. This
was the worst trip ever, so pretty crazy. Huh. The
other ships with Norwegian is nothing like this. One board
customer service, lack of hospitality. When we first boarded, it

(46:28):
was a mess of bags everywhere. They was not organized.
They let us board the boat. Half the rooms was
not clean, the betting was still dirty and the mid
hallway bathrooms was a mess. To be honest, smell was
circulating through the hallways, which was horrible. They will tell

(46:48):
you about all the great food on the boat. The
buffet was a mess, clean, yes, but the food was horrible.
Then it was picked over. The cooking staff was lovely,
but all the other staff on a boat was horrible.
It was nothing much to do on the boat for
adults but play a few games. Everything else was for kids.
When my mother got sick from eating from taste, I

(47:13):
could not get any help from no one, and I
will never in life get on the breakaway. That's the
boat not after all this stuff. They had to question
and answer which I was let in a room that
did not belong to me but a family member. They
did not know all that, so we brunt it up

(47:35):
and they told us that's not where we are there
for it was just a mess. So four persons, I
went to a little plays. I don't know. It's phill, easy,
go go. That's the worst trip ever it is? It
sounds terrible. Well, that's boat facts with Nick T's worst

(47:57):
boat run. I know we got them boat facts and
the reviews, but I wasn't gonna waste him here. We'll
read the reviews. Coming up. We're next starting the real
show next week. Next week is the real deal. So
get ready, y'all. So thanks so much for listening to guys.
We've officially finished the binge of the show. Next episode
is going to be weekly Holy Ship, even though technically

(48:19):
the two reunions and the first episode all dropped in
one day. Baby, Hey, if you listen to this episode
and you hear me right now and it's before, what's uh?
What day is the this episode drop Wednesday? I believe? Okay,
So if you tweet at us by Friday, what day

(48:41):
is that the fifth? Maybe? Maybe the fourth? I can't remember.
If you tweeted us by the five that you listened
to this episode, and which means that you've listened to
every single episode you did the whole month, then Anna
is gonna end you something. Oh god, damn it. Why

(49:02):
do you always put everything on me? Do you do
anything for the show? You work at my heart? You know,
I'd love to. I just don't have any authority. Yeah, okay, well,
thank you so much for listening you guys. That has
been below Deck Season five, Mediterranean Episode two, Part two
of the Reunion. You can follow us a deckheads pot
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