Season 8, Episode 10 with Cait Raft

Anna and Nick are joined by Cait Raft to talk season 8, episode 10 of Below Deck.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Deckheads, a production of IR Radio. Welcome to
Deckheads with your hosts Nick and Anna, broadcasting from the
bottom of the boat below below deck whoa horny all
ya talk all the time. I'm having a party. We're

(00:21):
shoveling cold to keep this show afloat. I love cocaine.
We're off the map in international waters. I need some
trama me hide that cocaine. Never in my nose. Just
see you know, I'm in an open relationship below deck

(00:44):
me deckheads. Hi, Nick, Hi Anna? How are you? How
are you doing? I'm doing well, that's cool. And oh
I'm great. I'm eight days I've been waiting for coronavirus
test results. It must mean you're dead. Oh no, okay,

(01:06):
well I had a good run. I see that you
choose not to shave when you're waiting for results. Well,
they say you can't because the coronavirus actually gets trapped.
I don't know. I couldn't even figure out a way
that would make sense. Good time. So we're here. This
is Deackheads. This is Annah, that's you know, you know
who that one is. Hey, I have a question, hold on, sorry,

(01:28):
before we get it. What um? This is what I've
been thinking, you know, like doctor or like mr. Um.
You know, like things you you put in front of
your name, you know, if you have like a yeah title. Sure,
I'm thinking of starting a new one. Okay. G R Okay,
g R capital G lower case are stands stands for great? Oh? Okay,

(01:55):
I'm thinking to start using it great Nick Turner R
Nick Turner. But yes, if there's a spot anywhere from
now on, I will put g R in there. And
if they, if I am asked about it, I will
tell them what do you think I mean? I could
accept it. Honestly, I'm not. I'm not necessarily opposed. I
don't fully understand because most of those dropped down menus

(02:17):
don't love to drop down you. I'll have to put
it in the comments. I just want people to know
who they're dealing with. Anyway, enough of my narcissism. Let's
get this. So we're here to talk about Below Deck,
Season A, episode ten. This is decads. I'm anna, that's great,

(02:37):
Nick Turner. Whoa it stock? That's girl? Nick Turner. Thanks
for joining us. We have a very very very wonderful
guest who was recommended to us by a former guest,
but As soon as they told me, I was like,
she watches well, let's get her the funk on. Come on,
tell us what the guest was, tell us who the

(02:59):
guests was. They were even today's guest. I was like,
she's she's not on yet. Oh no, sadly she passed
while we were waiting. Our intro went on too long.
It's not the first time Molly Lambert recommended this guest.
Molly Lambert said, you gotta get this guest on. She
watches the show, and I said, hot, Dash diggity is

(03:24):
it for me? So this person? They host the Hot Hot,
I Tell You Hot and Rich show. They also host
a show called excuse me co host a show because
I believe there is a co host because I have
listened to it because I do plan ahead. It's called
this podcast is self Care and let Me tell you

(03:45):
tis and also the co host of the Jack Am
the show which you can watch on the internet stream.
Is that what it's called? Yes? Yes, wow, Okay, I've
lost my mind. All right. We are joined by Kate Raft. Hey, guys,
thanks for having me. What's up? Kate? Thanks for coming

(04:06):
on the Ding Dong and Riff Raft Show. I hope
you like buttons, Well I do. I love the stuff
pressed Anna, which one one of your buttons? Come on? Okay,
I'm sorry. You know how I am with buttons home,
you have eleven jobs. How did you get this? Hold on?

(04:27):
Hold up here? We go like, well, that's just a fart.
I'm sorry. I wasn't expecting that one. It felt real.
What Okay, thank you so much for joining us. I'm
so happy to be here. I'm really passionate about Below Deck. Well,
despite that, we wanted you on the show. I know

(04:49):
we had a fight earlier, me and Nick because I
said Below Deck is the greatest show of all time.
You said sometimes, Well, you said you were excited to
talk about the greatest show about Tide, and I was
wondering what show you're talking about. I was having a
little humor. As we all know, it was fun not
to drag you, not to drag you, drag him, drag
him to help, because no one speaks poorly up below

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Deck unless it's I guess us when we're critiquing a
certain moment that might not play well on TV, and
we as progressive, yes, sorry, Joe passing progressive. Oh my god,
the right wing has got me, but we we are.
We are the one and two most pro sex work
podcast hosts. Meeting one. I think I'm a little bit

(05:33):
more pro sex work than you. Okay, well I said
it first, so I'm pretty pro. Also, three competition pretty pro.
We've actually never had anyone join in while we're doing that.
The guests has never been like, well, actually I am
as well, which is surprising. So I guess all our
other guests have been canceled. And you you know what
I think it might be because we've had eight guests

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and all of them are canceled for not being as
pro sex work as us. Canceled. All right, get the
list open. Our followers, please tweet at them. You are
hashtack canceled. No one's gonna do that. We have like
four listeners anyway, shout out to you four. Uh well,
two of us are here. It's just us doing all
the downloads. Okay. We ask a series of three questions

(06:19):
for all of our guests, just to get a real
um feel of where what your below Deck history is. Okay,
I'm ready, And the first one is when did you
start watching below Deck? I'm new, but I've watched every episode.
I think I've watched every episode I started, I want
to say, twenty eighteen, and just like binged it all,

(06:45):
I binged it all. I started with below Deck med
then I went back and watched regular below Deck and
obviously you got to shout out below Deck sailing Yacht
the newbie. Um, but I watched them, and like, I
have kind of a method of watching of binging like
reality shows, So I always watched the most recent season first,

(07:08):
and then I go back and watch season two and
then chronologically work my way back to present, and then
I always watched the first season last. Wow. Works every time,
works every time. I like this. Why, Well, the reason
why you have to watch the most current season first
is because it's like, this is what just happened. You

(07:31):
want to stay fresh, you want to be in the combo,
you want to be in the mix. And the reason
why I don't start with season one is because it's
almost always like the worst season. So I so I
make my way back up to present and then as
a treat I give myself season one is like a
little dessert at the end to like see the humble beginnings.
I like that. Um, I love this so much. I

(07:53):
was just telling someone um, how to watch Survivor, And
I didn't. I didn't think include the watch the current
season because I think that, um, you know, with any
reality show, it rewards longtime viewership and what you might
think about a current show, especially Survivor, because they have

(08:15):
their own internal and below deck, you know, everything, it's
all internal. There's no one on there that that started
somewhere else, and they bring back people all the time,
and people switch well you know twice we've had people
switch franchises. Um, But but I think that, um, you
should go online, hit up rancor dot com, put in

(08:36):
your show and then look at the best seasons and
watch a few of the best seasons one or two
just to get into it, and then go back from
the beginning. Because I agree the first season of Survivor
it is a different show. It was like the first
reality show ever. It's no one even knows what they're doing.
There's only one man even playing the game. Yeah. I
feel like with so many first seasons of reality shows,

(08:58):
it's like they just out a bunch of footage and
like didn't even know if it was going to be
a show. So it's like almost always like not that
good but still good if it's like a good show,
especially like Survivor, which that was like an iconic first season. Yeah,
culturally incredibly. I remember I didn't watch the season at all,
but I went with my friends to watch it at

(09:19):
a bar the finale because it was just a big deal.
Well I gotta watch, I gotta watch. I'm not a
Survivor head, I will say that's not my genre of reality,
not a competition person logging off, it was so nice

(09:41):
to have you, Nick. Okay, So the second question, now
that you've um you have a system, So I'm curious,
what was your favorite season that you watched in your
like viewing system? One ercent the season where Kate is
in a lesbian relationship and likew is like like and

(10:01):
then like later that year got arrested. That's the best
season season. I can't remember what season it is, but
it's so good. Maybe it's season four, actually right, I'm
just blinking, which what happened season? It's the season that

(10:23):
Kate was dating that woman who was like a soccer player.
She was in this like she was like yeah, she
was like obsessed with this, like a girlfriend. That sounds
like four. That sounds about four four she's like right
in the middle of I would say four might be
exactly it. Okay, I'll take your word. I believe it

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was late enough that like we're like, wow, this is
a pivot for this woman. We have known for years.
I know it's it was so like we had no
idea that she was even like by and then that
happened and it was amazing. It appears she didn't either,
Becausemer she was talking a lot about how it was
just so shocking to her that she never thought she
would date a woman and then here she was. I'm

(11:10):
a big like, I'm a big Kate head. I love Kate. Yeah,
Kate is great. I think she is probably one of
more legendary characters to come off this show. Okay, so okay, um,
I say we have to we have to get rid
of the who's your favorite character question? It's gotta go.
It's gotta hit this, hit the streets because the answer

(11:30):
is always Kate. It's got to be something more. It's
votes and Kate only. Huh. Well, okay, what are you saying,
who's your favorite cast member ever on this show? My
favorite cast member is Kate. It's always Kate. She's the

(11:52):
queen like she is the best part of the show.
I just recently binged um the flight Attendant. Did you
guys watch the Flight Attendant? Yeah, Quoko, I'm I'm convinced
that she based that entire character off of Kate Chastain.
Like she talks like Kate, Like she's like she's drinking.
She's like, but she's good at her job, and like
she's kind of a bit like she's like, it's Kate

(12:14):
is the best, like anti hero, she's the best. You know. Surprisingly,
that flight Tendant comes up on this show a lot
because Kaylee Quoco's chief Stu vibes going on, it's major
chief Stu vibes, and it's specifically like Kate Chastain's Chief
Stu vibes. In my opinion, I do wonder if Kate
would report that murder though she would just leave. Kate

(12:36):
would do exactly what that character. I swear, it's like
the same person to me, Like in my like headcanon,
like Kaylee Quoto studied below deck while preparing for that role. Interesting,
I like that. I do like that in a situation
as part I mean, as listeners to this show, No,

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I have problems with her performance. So it's tough for
me to sign off on this because it's not as
compliment would have sound. Yes, I do not feel like
she's playing drunk at all. I have friends who are alcoholics.
I know this. I know this very close up close. Um,

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she's not doing anything to like portray that she's drunk.
And then every scene is like someone's like you're out
of control. She's like, I don't think I am out
of control, I guess, and you're like, I agree, I
don't think she's out of control. Yeah, actually, here are
my kids different ways. There's so many different ways to
be drunk that I kind of like just bought it.
But get now that you say it, like maybe you're

(13:38):
onto something. Yeah, I don't know anyone who drinks fifteen
beers and that and it's like normal. But she's not
like wasted all day. She was just sipping all day
to keep like a constant buzz. And yeah, I don't know.
I'm still I'm still a fan of her performance because
of the k Chastain nous um did you see did

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you guys see that? Uh? Was the Danish movie made
the New Mad's Michelson, where um, I forget what it's called,
but he and his friends. They make a pact to
start uh getting drunk like micro dosing, but to get
pretty drunk every day, um, like, to to keep like

(14:21):
a maintain a point oh five. They read this theory
that like somebody was like man, man was was created
with a point oh five too low blood alcohol level,
and so to maintain that all day it would be
like the bet like your ideal human. Anyway, it's um.
The first two actual the movie are really good, and

(14:42):
the last act of the movie makes the movie just
make no sense. I mean, it just doesn't go anywhere.
It's such a fun idea. All the actors are so great.
It's such a fun but then it just falls off
a fucking cliff. But the first half it's really good.
So whatever. Alright, sorry everyone, we don't know what it

(15:05):
is because aware but well, well we'll watch that and
get back to you on our thoughts on the film,
and I'll be like, honestly, Mad's didn't seem like drunk
enough to me, but we'll see. That's my assumption of
what I will think. All right, let's start talking about
Below Deck season eight, episode ten. Um. This was a

(15:28):
funny episode to me because James has become a very
interesting character to me because I when we when I
was first introduced to him and I was watching him
on the after shows, I was like, this guy is
a dud. He's like doesn't he doesn't have much of
a personality other than being like, she's fit, Like he
just likes women and that's it. But the more I've
gotten to know him, he's actually pretty funny. He's a

(15:50):
funny guys called another round, by the way, just to
get it out another round, Okay, right the movie em right? Sorry?
But yeah, So you like James, I'm yeah, I think
I'm kind of with you. Like I'm I've been like
kind of skeptical. I'm like, is he kind of too

(16:11):
like one dimensional a little bit? But like he's still
not my favorite of the season by far, but I
do like him, Like he kind of manages to be
like so scheezy, but in a way that doesn't make
me mad, and it it kind of works. Like he's
he's scummy, but not like he doesn't feel like too sexist.

(16:32):
I feel like the show has had like such a
misogyny problem, and like he doesn't feel as bad as
some of the other guys we've seen. Yeah, It would
be one thing if he was having sex with people,
But all he has done is kissed one girl once. Yeah,
and then like cheekily denied it. Yeah, and she told
everyone and then she she took a picture of him

(16:54):
sleeping with her face next to him and then send
it to everyone as a Christmas card. Are you serious?
I mean, Elizabeth, what a fucking dummy. I love her,
I do like that. Um, the way he talks is
like very I think. Key to like kind of disregarding
the fact that he flirts with everyone, is that he

(17:14):
always goes if you ask him a question, you go,
he looks up and he goes, um, and he thinks
for a second. And that is a misdirect because I'm like, oh,
well he's thinking, but I don't he just that's just
how he responds like that to everything. Is that a
British thing? I don't know? Is it? Yeah? I guess,
but like it makes him seem more like competent. It's

(17:36):
confusing someone. Is he playing tricks on me? Is this guy? Like? Well,
all right, we'll get into it. So we continue with
the night after everyone went out, we see Captain Lee
in the morning pulling like his zipping up his fly.
Classic Captain Lee he has pants on in the morning,
which later we find out could be an issue if

(17:57):
you're stull Formally second Stu doesn't deliver his pants on time.
Poisoner like mutenessn't Yeah, who hasn't Mustard gassed there? Uh
their coworkers once or twice. That was the most charming

(18:17):
moment of the season when she like straight up like
almost killed everyone and like got to keep her job.
I'm like, you're fun, like I like you, my god.
The key to being good on this show is is
to have like a certain level of incompetence, like in
slack earnest, like but not enough to get you fired.
Like you have to be like good good. Below Deck

(18:37):
is like this dynamic between Fran and Elizabeth. It's like people,
it's peak, but what works on beload if if creating
a World War two gas bomb doesn't upset Captain Leono
like Captain Ly was like rooting for like I hope
Elizabeth makes It's like she he's got a self spot
for her. He's like he likes her little, like she's

(19:00):
like a daughter to him. Yeah, He's like yeah, and
I guess she didn't I guess she didn't make that
bomb earlier this season, but I hope she makes it through.
It's because Francesca is like so Francesca complains so much
about her that I like Elizabeth Moore. It's it's the
perfect dynamic. It's like, I don't want to side with
like the mean, like middle management person. I want to

(19:22):
side with the slacker who almost killed everyone, which, honestly,
if I was in a situation, I could have easily
made that I don't know how to wash clothes, I
would have definitely killed everybody with a mustard gas bomb.
So it's so funny like rooting for Elizabeth because I
hate everything everything about Elizabeth. I don't hate Elizabeth. I

(19:49):
actually find her quite charming, but everything she thinks I
disagree with because she's like really into crystals and stuff. Yes, yeah,
see that makes me like it doesn't stop at crystals,
it's everything. If you tell her something doesn't is not
based in scientific fact. She if you tell her don't
put bleach in a tiny closet out in the open

(20:13):
because of the noxious fumes, she'll say, mother, guya has
got my back. Yeah, she is a little off putting,
So I'm not going to listen to your advice, and
I love that it's good TV. I probably like would
rather hang out with Francesca and like talk shit, but
I like to watch Elizabeth. Yeah, I like, I like

(20:35):
a bit like, I like I like a really like
mean chief stew And I think Francesca is like good
at that and I like that energy. I like a
woman that's mean um. And she definitely doesn't teach Elizabeth
how to be better at the job. So like Francesca
sucks like she's a terrible man. She doesn't like teach
Elizabeth anything. She doesn't like instill her with any confidence.

(20:58):
She just kind of his gas lighty and makes her
like funk up even more by just like glaring at
her all the time, like and she really does gaslight
Elizabeth later, we'll get to it. There was a moment
where I was truly like, this is a situation you
mostly made up in your head. When she's when she's
like what what what? Why are you what? What can't

(21:18):
you talk? Problem? Okay, I guess that's two. She's all right.
So Elizabeth admits that her and James were in the
hot tub kissing to a few of the crew members
that next morning, and she's all excited and giddy and
she's like it's nothing, We're just we're just kissing. She's

(21:43):
so giggly that it's like this is not gonna end well, no, no, no, no,
someone not giggly after like making out drunkenly making out
with a guy, You're like, no, oh no, he's going
to be a fun boys it's not. And I well,
I love that though. It's going to be fun to
watch as she's going to cry so much. Oh no, god. Yeah.

(22:09):
And Eddie and Izzier I love the like weird, like
every time they talk about coronavirus, they will show the
date of when it's being filmed, and at this point
it's February apparently, and Eddie's like, I'm just sending some
information to my mom. The first death of coronavirus in
America has happened. And they're all like, oh no, it's

(22:32):
like a boat in the Caribbean, dude. I would be
so much more worried, I know, like especially when Izzy
gets sick. Yeah, she wakes up with a sore throat,
I'm like run and like boats are like known breathing
grounds for bacteria, so I would be a lot more
concerned than these people are considering breathing. Yeah, breathing, breathing, breathing.

(22:58):
I may have said breathing, but I meant to say
breathe eating. Yeah you didn't that we're gonna take a break.
Everyone could think about it. I want to say something.
I know a lot a lot of people hate that
all of our reality programming has like COVID in it now,
But I really like the great equalizer of COVID plotlines
on every reality show. I'm like actually enjoying it. I

(23:19):
don't know why. It's like cathartic to me. Even like
this weird ship on below Deck, the dramatic irony of
it is like satisfying. Yeah, it's really fun until they
do a Zoom show. Hey, no, yes, I know what
you mean. I'm not here for the zoom content. I'm
here for the like shooting a reality show while COVID

(23:39):
is unfolding. Yeah, as you may or may not know that,
there is a new Below Deck spinoff and it is
a zoomwatch show. I saw ads for that. Have you
seen it? No, it has not aired yet. I think
I believe it airs this Friday? Is that correct? Anna
know it started airing? It did start because I I
turned on the TV to Bravo a little before the episodes,

(24:02):
and I watched the end of an episode of Galley
Talk a Galley Talk Talk. I don't know, it's weird
because you're just watching people watch a screen and be like,
uh huh huh. Now I wouldn't have done that myself.
It's like, this is not like I'm not You're not
pulling me in with this. Yeah, I don't dream programming

(24:25):
on Bravo. There's that other show too that it's like
Porscha and Giselle and k and chat Room Hannah. Yeah, boy,
cocktail tonight? All right, what did you think about this?
And it's like everyone's a little delayed title? What are
we doing here? Actually, yeah, let's take a quick break.

(24:47):
We'll be right back after this to maybe keep talking
about this episode. Oh, and we are back. Francesca and
Elizabeth are being awkward. This is when it starts getting
weird because Elizabeth just goes straight to work and Francesca's like,

(25:08):
can we have a quick meeting because usually we like
have a quick meeting at eight thirty And you're being
y'all being let me see cheese and Ross, You're being
a little weed. Chison Ross, you're being a little weed, Elizabeth.
And Elizabeth's like, I don't really, I'm just like, let's go,
let's go out the meeting. What a miss. She kind
of is gas light here. She's like, why are you
running away from me? While you're running away from me,

(25:29):
I'm running I'm running up to the meeting. Are we
not having the meeting? This really turned me off. I
was like, Francesca, like, you're you're being like really like unfair,
Like she was like doing the dishes or something, and
you're like trying to tell her that she did something wrong.
She can't, like I think at this point, like she's
I think she's playing it up for the cameras. She's

(25:49):
like trying to get Elizabeth fired and like just looking
for reasons to be mad. And I'm like, okay, you're
reaching now. Because Elizabeth like wasn't like doing anything wrong.
She was working, but she was supposed to be at
this pretend meetings. She made it. She didn't tell anyone about,
like even Ash was down there like working, and it

(26:12):
all came down on like Elizabeth, did you catch that
moment where Elizabeth was like, oh wa, like didn't hear
it on the radio, and fran Is like caught because
she like didn't say it on the radio. She didn't
didn't say anything, she didn't say She was like, oh no,
no I didn't know. I didn't not not not on not.
Can we just like have a meeting radio? Can you

(26:36):
hear me? Now? You see you? Oh you do like that?
What about I pick your nose? Yeah? In port Elizabeth
just like in a panic h and then yeah, Francesca
gives this whole awkward speech at the stool meeting, being like,
I think we all know where what happened with Elizabeth,
but guys, no one is better than the other. We're

(26:56):
all equal, except I definitely like Ashmore and Elizabeth sucks
and I'm gonna make Elizabeth a life for the living help.
But we're all so equal here, and it's like, okay,
we clearly understand, Like clearly Francesca still pissed that Elizabeth
was talking about her with Izzy. Also, she just called
a meeting to like say nothing like that, meaning like,

(27:18):
wasn't they didn't say anything. Yeah, she called a meeting
to just remind everyone that Elizabeth got demoted. It was
like so pointless. And then lie about how it's all
going to be equal. That could have been an email. Well,
it could have also just been over the radio. That's
that's the blow deeck version. This could have been a radio,
a radio Francesca Francesca Elizabeth. Oh wait, is that how

(27:45):
they do it? Ye, isn't it? Oh no, Elizabeth Elizabeth Francesca.
There you go. And then she's like, I didn't hear
it because even though Elizabeth I want to root for her,
unfortunately she's not listening. Oh, she's terrible at her job.
Like for sure, Yeah, I mean, look, I'll pray for her,
but it's probably not gonna doo much good. So Eddie,

(28:06):
Eddie does a Gollumn impression while describing Rachel's behavior because
she was like drunk the night before and he doesn't
like how she becomes. And honestly, every time Eddie does
an impression, that's how I know Eddie is like doing
okay because Eddie loves his impression. That guy clearly went
to school. There are three impressions that he does this. Uh, well,

(28:31):
he doesn't quite do a Cramer. He tells us that
he almost did a Kramer. He was trying to cramer
into the room and then he tripped, which sounds like
that's even more Cramer and then um the point where
they're they're barking all the orders at him later in
the episode and he starts talking to his hands and
he does he does annoying woman voice, which I disagree with. Yeah,

(28:53):
that wasn't great. Yeah, he's like, I preshre He's so
I had to do this impression of Rachel when she's drunk,
and I'm like, you know what I do you? I
know you love an impression. Eddie is like Eddie on
Below Deck is just auditioning for s and l at
all like he used to be more so, and he

(29:14):
toned it down because now he's an adult and he
gassed Little Woman in season three, so no more jokes here.
But it's like, come on, Eddie, you know you're holding back.
Just do it. Do you're looking for. I know he's
really trying to be like Mr and Ie guy this season,
but it's not working because every time he gets upset,
it comes out like he said, cut your hands off

(29:36):
of me, Rachel, and Rachel is like the best person
on the show, right because Rachel does Eddie better than
Eddie can do Eddie Rachel Star. Rachel is a star
star star. She's got to be the new stays on
for every season cast member, Like, yes, she's she's way

(29:58):
better than I love chef Ben that she's a thousand
times better than him even and I and he was great. Yeah,
there is never They can't even do fake parking the
boat drama with her, Like you can't even do fake
They hated the food drama with her because there's not

(30:18):
even a whiff of it. She's just good. But it's
like you need that, Like I kind of like it's
so satisfying when she just killed it every time you're like, yes, Rachel,
like we fucking did it, like we made chicken and waffles. Yeah.
I feel like I'm right there with her. I just
love her. She's so great. And you know, Captain Sandy
is so piste watching this, Like why the fund does

(30:39):
the regular franchise get all the good ship? I beg
I wonder if Captain Sanduel Poacher because her boyfriend doesn't
he live in the Mediterranean and they both live in
like Monica. Yeah, so I wonder if like we'll see
her hop franchises. I do wonder Ben did for a
hot minute, so did. Adam did too. He went to sailing. God.

(31:01):
I hate Adam so much. She's the worst. He'll never
come back, that guy. He's going to have a wonderful
life with his vand I hope he gets Toad. All right. Well,
Elizabeth again it is being all giggly and awkward with
James and James. James has got that vibe of like
being like nothing happened Elizabeth, and she's like and then

(31:23):
he says, the less people who know about you're hooking
up on a boat, the better, And he is a
little peef that Elizabeth told the crew. But she's like,
how can you stay mad at her? She's so cute.
I know. She's just like she's so silly and she's
so harmless, except for when she's making a gas bomb.
But like that's accident. Yeah, it was an accident. She

(31:44):
only accidentally did a gas bomb. It was the cutest
little gas bomb ever seen. It's like when your girlfriend farts,
you know, there's cute. My favorite in that moment is
when the engineer comes out. It's like he's like, it
smells like a solvent of some sort, and she's like,
we're not using anything. She's so I love her. I

(32:05):
love how bad at the job she is, Like, you
need someone who's just like a total slacker, because that
would be me. That would be me on the boat,
like I would try to do the least amount possible,
Like it's relatable. Right, Oh god, she's well. I hope
she um. I hope her James get married. They won't.

(32:26):
I'm sorry, I know I didn't really if I was
literally thinking that last I was like, one the most
shocking thing to ever come out of this franchise is
if later we find out that James and Elizabeth are
still together and like living happily ever after. No, he's
definitely got a wife with kids. There is no way.
He is the most flighty motherfucker I've ever seen. Like

(32:51):
the way he was looking at her when she was
giggling up a storm, like he looked like, oh no,
like she has such stage five clinger vibes, and you
saw it on his face that morning. But he was like,
oh yeah, okay, just like three more weeks of this,
like he knew, Yeah he's not. I don't think he's
into it. No, I mean, like she for the moment,

(33:12):
I'm sure he will indulge, like having her around to
like be his company if you will, but he's blocking
her number. I think we'll telling that they didn't have sex.
I think he would have had sex with her if
he liked her. I don't think he likes her interesting.
I don't think he's a guy that relates that genuinely,

(33:32):
like waits to sex. Yeah, you guys don't know him.
I'm not gonna I'm not excited for them to stay together.
I'm excited for him to come out and be like,
you know, this is what I'm working on. And he
comes out with Habitat for Humanity because like he's a
good guy, but he didn't know it already existed. He

(33:55):
invents Habitat for humanity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like, oh,
I guess I did probably be here of that At
what point I thought it was a good idea. I
also feel like that's something Sunshine would do. Rest in
peace still doing it right now. I was so mad

(34:15):
that they fired Sunshine. I thought Sunshine was great. He
wasn't doing anything. He was just like talking about like
reef safe this and reef safe that is the kind
of like bad at the job energy that I like
in my in my deck department the unfortunate thing is
he was just a little it was like just a
little too bad at the job. He was like, that's
why Elizabeth, I like, because she's like just good enough

(34:36):
that to not get just good enough to lose one
stripe and not to exactly. We learned that Rachel's boyfriend
is traveling between France and Italy and she's nervous for
him because of coronavirus. She reveals that he this little,
tiny man, a little Italian man, is her best friend
in the whole world. And this a lot about her love,

(34:59):
this relationship. I personally, I'm married to a short king.
I love short kings. I love women who love short kings.
I think it's funny that she always tells us he's short.
I think that she likes that he's short, like and
I get that I like short guys too, Like. I
think it's like it's like a thing she likes to

(35:20):
actively go out of your way to inform your friends,
like people you're meeting that like, because she just I
didn't even think anything of it until she kept calling
him her little man, and I was like, is he small?
She's little? Probably got some weird like thing where she's
like indo it Like she's like indo it like in it,
like she's horny for it. She's horny for how tiny

(35:41):
he is. It is fascinating to me because I'm like, yeah,
I mean, like, you don't always have to mention is
he you could just I don't actually know. I'ms off
how she describes him, which is as her little man
every single time. It's so weird. You're right, And I
hope we get to meet him next season, I really do.
I'm looking at her Instagram and she has never posted

(36:01):
any photos of her and her little man that she
seems to love up. Maybe he just can't reach the
photo whatever she is if they broke up love is
that real? You're saying that she has posted photos of him?
We just can't. She tried to take the picture, but
he just wasn't in the frame. I don't know. All right, Well,

(36:25):
look what do I know? Okay, I shouldn't be making
I shouldn't be making short Enzo. Well, if he can
handle all that is Rachel like, I'm sure she's just
like a full like blast of energy and like just
rachel nous, like being like fucking fuck you, you fucking

(36:45):
fucking ship that sounds like that you fucking dick, shut out,
kill you. We wants fucking nuts off, Like that's a
lot to come at some And if Ano is like
that is my vulgar queen, then you know what, that's
my Italian accent. Sorry, respect to him, More respect to

(37:06):
Vincenzo surviving coronavirus in the background, just like in it
all right, Well Rob new Rob. We call him new
Rob because there was the original Robins five of Medo.
This Robe Hello, remember me Rob? No? No New Robs. Like,

(37:29):
oh man, I'm really socially awkward. I don't like New Rob.
I'll say it. Really. He he has improv guy energy.
He has He's like, I'm an improv guy energy because
of that photo, that little red fire hat. Just because
he's like, he's like a hot, nerdy guy. I just

(37:50):
feel like he's on the show because he likes to
do improv. Yo. You know who he is. He's Bob
Benson from mad Man and I don't remember which one
that is. He was the guy who came in the
last two seasons who seemingly came out of nowhere and
had this like crazy backstory and then he like tries

(38:12):
to marry uh, big boobs and do you get you
remember him? Yeah? Vaguely? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's him. That like,
that's that's the character. It's like, what was that guy
in the show anyway, Well, that's he's he does literally
goes Francesco's giving off some pretty steamy vibes. Isn't that

(38:33):
the name of the episode or something like that. She's
giving off some pretty steamy vibes, and he's like, but
she's above my pay grade, like a nun. You can look,
but you can't touch. I'm really awkward. He just really
wants to emphasize how socially awkward he is. That's why
I think he's an improv guy. Yeah, I don't know.

(38:55):
I don't trust it. He's interesting. He's not giving me
much other than he's clearly in love with Jane. That's
about all. And then he thinks, for Jess is giving
us Stevie vibes. He is hot, he is really hot.
He's Rob Rob. Yeah. Um, well, James tells new Rob
that the rumors about him and Elizabeth are just rumors,

(39:16):
like literally simultaneously, Elizabeth is telling Izzy about her and
James um and Rob's or James is like, don't believe
what you hear. It's like and is he's like obilie.
James just wants she says, James is just the kind
of guy who wants a root in the boot and

(39:37):
Elizabeth wants love. That is like an Australian thing. Is
she Australia? I guess I think she's British, but I
thought maybe she was from New Zealand. I have no
idea where she's from. I liked that expression. Everyone's just
like eventually it doesn't matter what country they came from. Well,
they're either from South Africa or somewhere else. To me,

(39:58):
it's like either like Zimbabwe, South Africa, Australia or England. Yes,
I mean, and you're being very kind to yooo, but
there's only what's her name? From Zimbabwe? Hannah's like her
her ancestry was from Zimbabwe, like her parents came there.
But she was maybe that Australia. I know way too

(40:21):
much about Hey, you know, you have to represent job
so you can because he's always like elephant bone, it's always,
but he's got to very many problems every Ti'm not
the only cast member from Zimbabwe. Unfortunately, the other six, yes,

(40:42):
six cast members that were cast on below deck were
tragically beaten to death the night before they were supposed
to start filming by not me or my mother. They
were beaten with interestingly enough, and you'll never guess. Yeah,

(41:03):
I mean it's really tragic because his mom was in
fact eaten with an elephant bone when she was pregnant,
but beat him right out. That's how the doctor did it.
That's how they did that's actually just called guy in ecology. Yeah,
oh thank god, I am a tall man. I always
say this Jesus Christ. Well it is. Well. The thing

(41:24):
about him is every time it like cut to his
like I t M confessional, like it was the darkest
shape just be like, oh and then one time I
was kidnapped and held for ransom and it's like, do
you have any stories that end enjoy lightness? Is so
dark it really feeds into the whole. Like every Yaddy
is running from something and his story is like the

(41:47):
perrect example. Yeah, they do. They have to have like
a tragic backstory to get on this show. Like there's
so many dark, dark story just like just like everyone
has to have like at least one famine, her die
and some gruesome way or they were kicked out of
their home at a young age, so they had to
like get into yachting to pay their bills and then

(42:08):
they just never left or whatever. Yeah, I mean we
talk about this a lot. It takes a special person
to be like I'll leave everything four years yeah, like you.
That's not a person who's happy with what's happened in
their life up until this point. Which that's all Yaun's

(42:29):
I guess, which makes me wonder about Francesca. So Francesca
is actually spiraling over Elizabeth talking about her, and she's
like on Charl's and Ross, I'm going to confront her,
and she tells her, Okay, this was a gaslighting moment
for me because Elizabeth's doing the bed and she comes
in and she's like, I felt like you up there
screaming about how much you hate me to provoke me

(42:51):
to come up there, And I was like, oh my god,
was the situation? I think she was just talking to
her friend about you torturing her. Also, it didn't like
they were screaming. I think, like Francesca needs to reel
it in. She's on a reality show. They're supposed to
talk about each other. Also, like a part of life
is talking about your boss, Like that's kind of like

(43:13):
how you have a job, Like when you have a
job and it's a shitty job, you should have like
free rein to talk to it about your boss. And
you walked into a private cabin where that was happening.
It wasn't like she was doing it on the clock
or something right, And to say like she was trying
to provoke Francesca, like Elizabeth is doing everything she can
to keep Francesca off her ass. I know, why would

(43:34):
she provoke her? Yeah, I didn't think that was fair.
And honestly, it was Izzy who was talking the ship.
I know he wasn't even Yeah, Elizabeth is just being
like I feel like I can't do anything right and
is He's like, she's a fucking and then you should
tell that captain because he can handle people, and like

(43:55):
she's ship management. And then Francesca's like, Elizabeth, how dare you?
She's just like, I didn't do it. But anyway, frances
there was very immature. I thought that accent was all
over the place, Chaise and Ross, that's not what I
can get it back within chi and Ross. The accent
was that accent? What am I saying that behavior was
really immature and we cannot have this because you're ruining

(44:18):
the whole crew by talking ship to someone who's not
even in your department. And I'm like, you are so
full of ship at this point. Let it go. Everyone
talks shit, you'll be off this boat soon enough. Just
do the job. Not everyone's gonna like you. And I
think it was good that Francesco walked in on that,
because that's like good reality TV. Like some producer, some producer,

(44:39):
some producer was like, oh, you gotta walk in right now.
They're talking about you, like that's good. But they should
have just left it there and had it quietly like
seethe under everything they did. You know, it didn't need.
This scene was stupid. Yeah, And I thought it made
Francesco look pretty uh, it made Elizabeth look better because
Elizabeth's just making a bed like oh okay, well, I

(45:00):
I won't let it happen again. And you can only
like you can really only be so mean to Elizabeth
before it gets like really grading. Yeah. And also the
things she was saying, we're just weird and like exaggerated,
and I was like, that's not what happened. I'm sorry,
even though I television is said edited even I know
that's not what happened. Nice try, Franceski, but even Elizabeth

(45:21):
is like, I'm so happy I found James in this
time of trouble. And I'm like, James is literally walking
around denying you guys ever met all over the boat? Okay,
So we have our next charter meeting with Eddie, Captain Lee,
Francesca and Rachel. This lady and her husband, Tina and
Mark Milani are coming on, Nick, did you get their

(45:42):
likes and dislikes? I think you know that I did. Anna. Okay,
let's hear him. We're talking about, of course, Tina and
Mark Mlani from Pedaluma, California. From Pedaluma, pedal Uma, right
right over the mountain there. Tina is a meta sales
pro and her husband I have no idea where it

(46:02):
was by way, and her husband Mark is an airline
jet propulsion technician. Together they often cruise the coast of
California on their own yacht. They have a yacht and
socialize that their local yacht club all right where they
have made a handful of fellowship made friends who will
be coming along on the charter. God. Gina and her
husband rob our business owners of companies in the feed

(46:26):
supply and trucking markets. Don't worry about what businesses. Karen
is a real estate specialist for Verizon. Interesting, you know,
real estate for you know that, the company you would guess.
Also coming along as Chris, another friend of the yacht club,
from the yacht club. Another friend from the yacht club. Friend,

(46:50):
that's what it's written, who is famous among the crew
for his hilarious turtle impressions. No, we never get to
this to get kicked off. Oh god, what have we lost?
Marcia is a hairdresser who has invited her friend Dolores,
Oh my good. Known by the group as the knowledge Sorceress.

(47:11):
Is that who falls off Knowledge Sorceress, Knowledge Sorceress. She's annoying.
They're used to doing everything themselves on their yachts, so
they're excited to be relieved of their usual onboard duties. Um,

(47:32):
so let's see. Um, you know they're the rest of
the pages. Aren't that crazy? You know, it's just normal stuff.
They don't have anything you would never have guessed. You
know what is funny though? Um. One of the dislikes
that they list beef cheeks. They're still like fans of

(47:52):
the show. Yeah, that's a deep cut. That's a deep cut.
Some fuck Leon. Gotta hate Leon. We have a theory
he's a serial killer. Oh my god, I'm just now
hearing it. And yes, there's no way he has not murdered.

(48:14):
You want to know what happened to Kate's girlfriend, Well,
she's some beef cheeks. Oh god, I believe it. I
believe he's the scariest person I've ever seen in my life.
I'm glad we became aware of him so we can
avoid him at all costs. Yeah, where he's like bad
is bad micro blading? God, he was so weird as eyebrows. Yeah, terrifying.

(48:40):
Look the beef cheeks, Um, this is the thing. They
weren't beef God, that was his victims. Yeah, well I
just thought what we were saying, Sweeney Tooting, he's doing pies. Yes,
he kind of had a Sweeney Toot accent too. He
did it for sure. You know, he's probably not even British.

(49:04):
He probably just stole that from Sweeney Todd. Yeah, he's
a musical theater actor. They did. I was not selected
for the regional Hamilton's. Therefore I will go on boats
and Murderchi. He was so scary. There's nothing, there's no

(49:27):
chill to him at all. And and and he also like,
you know, I can't, I'm not gonna God Party wants
to follow him on Instagram to see what he's up to,
but he's such a monster. And he kind of dresses
like um in all his photos on his Twitter, which
I'm currently looking at, he dresses like, um, Vin Diesel.

(49:48):
It's like all white tanks. He's got a very Vin Diesel. Yeah,
I get it. I get the inspo because he's like
a bald yeah. Guy, There's no way anyone who meets
him is like, oh, nice to meet you, especially if
they've seen the show. He could not come off worse.
He came off as absolutely terrifying, um and Fighting the

(50:13):
most beloved character. Also, he would just like brag about
like making waitresses cry and ship like stuff where you're like,
you you can do that, but don't brag about But
that was a great season because of um what was
her name, Rocky? Yeah, the queen the best like quitting
of a job I've ever seen and then still keeping

(50:36):
the job she quit and like jump off, yeah, and
then they she stayed. I love that about She didn't
even leave in the end. I love that about her.
She actually pulled. She was the first one to pull
Rachel pulled a Rocky. Oh yeah, I mean she didn't
jump in the wall, but she told everyone to eat
her couder. Yeah, she's like the same. Did Rocky say that?

(50:58):
What did Rocky say specifically? I can't remember a lot
of things, but most importantly, she literally took her clothes
off and jumped off the book. I love Rocky so much.
One of the most chaotic Below Deck characters of all time. Right,
and that was all because Leon quit. Yeah, she or
Leon got fired. She was mad because she like liked Leon,

(51:21):
which is even more chaotic. God, she loved Leon focus.
She cooked, and she would cook with her, putting the
grenadine and the oysters. Rocky just buy a man and
move into the world. She should say it, Adam, they
would be great together. She would for him, but it

(51:46):
would be like fun to watch. Yeah, I think he
would murder her. I think, Oh he's a murderer too. Yeah,
he's a murderer. I mean we saw what happened in
that first season with him and Malia. Oh god, yeah,
uh well, all right, Francesca says, these people are going
to be troubled because their boat people, which means they

(52:08):
know what's up, and that's usually an issue because they
already know what they know how everything's done, and they
expect it to be done well. And they want all
the water toys, horseback riding in the classic classic Great
Gatsby themed dinner party. Why every charter wants a Great

(52:28):
Gatsby themed dinner party? Who is there a list you
google boat themes for parties? No more? I'm done. I'm pissed.
If I see one more Gatsby themed party on any
reality show, I'm gonna I'm gonna freak the funk out. No,
she's gonna take her clothes off, jump off this. I'm
gonna take my clothes off. I'm gonna jump off this,
this goddamn vessel. Let's tell you what, leave your clothes

(52:51):
on and jump out. That's what they do on this
show on this episode. No, I hate it. I hate it.
And it was so tacky the way they did it
that the Gatsby party, It's like, it's just awful. It's
a bad idea. I hate to do it every year
and they're always like and a great gats Be themed.
They just want a twenties themed party. They want dressed
like flappers. Do you think the production like sends them

(53:13):
like theme options and you can pick up you can
pick a Gatsby themed party or a Vegas themed party.
I figured out why Gatsby is so abhorrent in this situation.
It is because the very nature of a Gatsby party,
a Gatsby party is only thrown in the hopes that

(53:34):
a woman that he wants to come comes to the party.
He has parties every single night in hopes that she
comes and he can talk to her. Now, they're on
a fucking boat and there's eight of them. There ain't
nobody else coming. There's never anyone else coming because you're
on a fucking boat. You can't have a Gatsby party
and be like, did she show up? Because they just

(53:56):
want a roaring twenties party? Doesn't so, No, I'm sick
of roaring twenties parties to not none of it, No,
no more, I'm sick of it. I agree. I think
we should write our conscious people. All right, let's see,
once we get this Senate, we're gonna some time like
parties aren't gonna happen for a while. We cannot. We

(54:17):
have cur really drafted this legislation and nip it in
the bud as soon as things open up, I agree,
erase it from the history books. Yeah, well, Ash thinks, okay, okay,
this was an interesting thing. Uh Is he is telling
Ash that James and Elizabeth hooked up? Because this ship
spreads like literal wildfire and ashes like, I think Ezzy

(54:39):
hold on choice and I think Easy her voice is
a little more I don't know higher, I don't know
what it's called. I think Easy has a crush on James,
but she doesn't know how to express her feelings because
that's the type of passions he is. And I'm like, um,
Ash is he came out as a lesbian on her Instagram,
So I think she just thinks James is funny and

(55:00):
a fool. He's her les bro. Yeah it works. They've
got a great whole thing that the two of them.
Do you get that vibe? Like I was like, Ash,
just because a woman has to room with a man
does not mean that she's secretly in love. Thinks that
they were like they are buds there, buds. Yeah, what
it means is she likes James. Yeah, it doesn't have

(55:23):
anything to do with is Yeah. I actually kind of
got that vibe too. I think Ashley jealous, Yeah, oh
for sure. And that's it's another one of these cases
of you know, uh, like when Asia came back and
alex was had already expressed interest in bugs and couldn't switch.
I think it's the same thing that James had already
and just you know, expressed interest in Elizabeth. Then Ashley

(55:44):
came and he's like, why are you gonna do you
get one? You get one? A charter? Yeah, a charter. Yeah. Well, Rob,
continuing his classic I'm a nerd who's socially awkward, is
just researching knots on his phone before it and being like, Eddie,
look at this cool knot Now this one's are pretty
cool not huh And he's like, hah yeah, cool not

(56:06):
And I was like, yes, that is all you can
look at when you're a yachtie or a decand you
just look at cool knots. He's being performatively quirky. Oh,
I thought you said, isn't this cool not? Did you
do that? I would have been to that. We leave

(56:26):
it in, we've been keeping in. We leave it in
and we we actually cut it out and he used
that as your audio identity. It's the clip that plays
whenever you're introduced anywhere and everywhere for the rest of
your life. We wrote that legislation, he wrote. We wrote

(56:49):
the law. So this is when I got confused by James,
because he did, in fact ask Elizabeth to meet up
with him in the Bird's Nest, and they like start
to get to know each other and they're like actually
talking about stuff like both their moms are resigned and
what sounds to be like lush is because he's like,
my mom just drinks and plays golf and she's like
and I'm like okay. And then uh, James has three

(57:12):
French bulldogs which were really cute. Uh. He's like do
you like psychology, which I'm like, wow, James, that they
didn't have They had like no chemistry in this scene
or something like I feel like they're I feel like
they didn't kiss again. They were preparing for like someone
to interview them about a green card. Okay, yes? And

(57:35):
then what type of toothpastes? Yeah? Like great? What type?
What side of the bed do you sleep on? Like
one of them is going to steal the other's identity
or something. You know what, just write your numbers down?
What's your mother's maid a name now that I know
she's tired and the street you grew up on. That
would be a James move where he's being really sincere

(57:56):
and then it turns out he's stolen all her credit cards.
Would totally believe that. I would totally believe that because
he's he seems like a guy who steals identities. I
would buy that. Yeah, because he's like, I just want
to take it really slow and easy with Elizabeth, and
I'm like, he's into her, he doesn't like her. He's
going to hook up with someone else on the He's

(58:18):
gonna hook up with Ashley, like any second. Then he says,
he goes five years ago, his first girlfriend ever cheated
on him and would never admit it to him and
that still affects him to this day. Then he gets
all emotional about it and he hasn't had a girlfriend
since because of it. Like he starts to cry talking
about a girl cheating on him five years ago. Get

(58:38):
a therapist, Yeah that is Yeah. Anyone who has reasons
why they can't get in relationships clearly just needs to
work those out. You need to worry. It's not justification
for not getting it. Get a journal, my friend talk space,
do say better. Help didn't didn't help Michael Phelps. He's

(59:02):
still depressed, but it couldn't help you. You know that
for a fact. No, it's just funny to be doing
commercials for like six years about like depression, getting yeah,
getting out that they get that help already. Yeah, that's
for humor. And also I'm going to need that cut out. No, No,

(59:26):
let's take another quick break and the short jokes from earlier.
We're going to take another quick break and we'll be
right back to finish out this episode. And we are back. Yeah. So, uh,
I guess James is gonna steal Elizabeth's identity and move

(59:47):
away with Rob, who is improv boy. I actually think
that they would be good together. Yeah, Elizabeth and Rob
and James and Ashley makes more sense. Yeah, it makes
me more sense. No, Rob is gonna become Francesco's like cuckold. Yeah,
he also kind of sounds seems like a guy who

(01:00:08):
just wants like a woman to be Superman to him,
which I totally also respect. Yeah, wow, him and James,
there's two. There's too close. He does seem like he
could be dominated, he could be just to that. Well,
it is officially the next day on this boat and
is he as sick. She wakes up sick with a

(01:00:30):
sore throat, which is hard to watch. That's hard to watch.
It's hard to watch someone with a sore throat on
TV during like the picking up of coronavirus in the world.
And all you've done is be around a bunch of
rich people, which are was the first wave. Yeah, and uh,

(01:00:51):
Elizabeth is classically fucking up in the laundry room and
ashes annoyed because she's like making her look bad and
she's like, oh, I'm a fish League team Francesca, because
Elizabeth needs to get her ship together. She's making me
look bad and I'm like, who is this act? You
did not have a personality until I liked this. At
least she's doing something. She's bringing some storyline now, yeah,

(01:01:14):
because before she was literally just in the crew mess ironing,
like all her scenes were so like nothing. She's very
good girl, give us nothing. Yeah, But the guests are
arriving and Francesca has her wrong epaulets on, which I
thought was really funny, Like I love that that like
when you are like so like when you've spent like
hours berating your like subordinate for like stupid reasons, and

(01:01:38):
then you funk up on something goofy like that, it's
like that's good TV. Yeah. I like that she's so
stuck up and annoying, like it's good. It's good because
when she like sucks up, it's like so funny and
it's like, well, hey, Francesco, you should try stepping it up.
We were supposed of a meeting about epaulets and you

(01:01:58):
didn't show us that meeting, so it's unfortunate. I like
that Eddie was like, did you demote yourself to house?
Like yes, tell her, Eddie. She literally walked around letting
everyone know that Elizabeth has been demoted. It sucks, dude.
It's like literally your dirty laundry hanging out to dry
when it could be bleach bombed. Yeah. So the guests arrived.

(01:02:24):
They're mostly just like basic bitch right women with their
idiot husbands, you know, very like I'll take a glass
of champagne. This isn't I think this is one of
the best genres of guests though, is the like TACKI
wants to be richer than they actually are. Mom demographic. Yes, well,

(01:02:45):
I mean you do have to remember they own their
own personal yachts, right, but they don't pay for them,
and they're stick to tell you they're not like so
they're rich. They're rich, but they're not like you know,
David Geffen, you probably got sail boats. They're probably and
if they live in Pedaluma, that means they're they're part

(01:03:06):
of the sas Alito Yacht Club, which, let me tell you,
is not the San Francisco Yacht Club because the San
Francisco Yacht Club has a nine year wait list. So
good luck, poor people. That's my idea point. Yeah, they're
pore no, honestly, Yeah, I'm here to say. I'll say it.
They're fucking poor. They're poor, poor, and they're poor. I
bet they leave a bad tip. Oh wait, they don't

(01:03:27):
leave a tip. Wait spoiler alert, not yet. No, well,
they haven't left the boat yet. We don't know. We
don't know what happened. A lot of things seem one
way at the end of a there's a lot of
twists in below deck. It's very like m Night Shamalanian
of a show. You never know what Captain Lee is
gonna pull on it. Captain Lee sees dead people. Oh god, Captain,

(01:03:49):
that's that's tough. So oh, this is a great Rachel moment.
She left her phone in the freezer and frozen, like
she is firing on all cylinders. Best character on the show.
That is so funny and it's genuine, like I totally
believe that she fucking is that spacey and weird, Like
just great, that was a great moment. That's like that

(01:04:11):
she can't that's pure comedy. She froze her phone right
when she was waiting for important text. That's like, you
can't write something that good. Yeah, her boyfriend's traveling back
to France from Italy and she wants to talk to
him to make sure he's okay, and she froze her phone.
Iconic queen, I can do. She's the same one who
literally left her wallet out at an airport and it

(01:04:33):
got stolen. Like we love a talent like we love
a talented mess. You know, if you're talented, but you're
kind of a mess, so like you drink too much
and like you are chaotic and you quit your job
and you tell everyone to eat your couter. But then
you serve the best ten course meal of your life.
Like that's a perfect below character, Like you're so good

(01:04:56):
at being a chef that you could probably set fire
to the yacht and Captain will be like, wow, but
the dinner was pretty good and have your drop back.
That's a great well, No, capt like, ah, you're fucking fired.
Hold on, let me make a fucking phone call. There's
no chefs. Okay, you're hired. It's true. There's never any chefs.

(01:05:19):
There's never any anything. It's like, I mean, we understand.
It's like if you have Rachel. I mean we've seen
like a dozen chefs and we've never seen anyone. I
mean besides Ben, that's close. It's this Ben, even Ben
Ben Ben has had bad meals, Like Rachel cannot serve

(01:05:39):
a bad meal. Like she is so talented, she's original,
she's innovative, like passionate, but but she's just about I
can't say she's perfect. It's such a weird thing. And
I never understand why people don't want people to redo dishes.

(01:06:00):
Is like the whole thing about a yacht chef. It's
like you're a piece of ship unless you make a
different meal, and you never make the same meal. Twice
even you know, on different chargers. Well, I think that's
but I don't understand why. I think that's for the show.
I think regular yacht chefs probably repeat the same meals
all the time. But I think I think if you're
doing a TV show, half of the reason we're watching

(01:06:22):
is to like see the different things you can cook.
I think that's I think that's the thing that probably
in real life they do, Like if you go to
an expensive restaurant, they make, they give you their good thing.
They're not like all right, not even gonna see what's
in the freeze. But like the show is part like
food network porn. That's like a that's a fraction of

(01:06:44):
why we watch below a debt. Yeah, absolutely, But in reality,
if you did make beef cheeks every night and they
were really good beef cheeks, like no one would probably
care no, But the lacking of originality on a show
like this, it's like they're not. That's why Kate got
so mad at Leon, because Kate is she knows television.
She knows what makes good TV, and that's why she
called it the beef cheeks. Yeah. And on top of that,

(01:07:08):
come on, man, like fucking even I though, like i'd
feel like, come on, like you literally you can't do
Like I understand you're good at it. It's like with
um uh Kiko and the Moqueca, it's like you're good
at it. Yeah, but you gotta mix it up. So
gotta mix it up. We don't want to watch you
make beef cheeks. Yeah, disagree everyone, Okay, here's my impression

(01:07:32):
of everyone eating the beef cheeks. Okay, my god, Oh yes,
I will go with you into that van. Wow. I
mean they did love the beef cheeks every time. They
love every Yeah, but let's be real, they weren't beef cheeks.

(01:07:53):
That's the issue. There were human cheeks, yes, and we've
just we've actually ssembled upon that this episode. We should pop.
We send this to um yeah yeah, the a of
whoever got Anna's Twitter account back for her, we need
to send. So Eddie is trying to figure out what
what the guests want to do, and this is our

(01:08:14):
first kind of real hint of how difficult the guests
can be because they're all just yelling different things at
the same time, and like one ladies like I don't
want to go horseback riding. I want to go shopping
in the city and one lady's like slide, another one's
like what about a beach picnic? And uh, Eddie's just
like wha. These women are all just yelling at the

(01:08:35):
same time. Oh God, I hate boat people. I mean
they're awful. They were pretty awful. I didn't love I
didn't love his impression, but they're awful. Yeah. When they
were just like three champagne bottles in when that woman
wandered into the kitchen looking for champagne, like they just

(01:08:56):
started jacking. They just down to and then she just
starts wandering and then she's like wondering why Francesca hasn't hurt,
why Elizabeth hasn't gotten them any um champagne, And she's
like literally setting up a serving tray full of champagne
glasses to them, like a third round of champagne. Basically,
Francesco says, they almost clear her out of champagne. And

(01:09:19):
they've just arrived there like four or five hours in
and she's running out of champagne for them. Incredible drink
something else, What about a vodka soda? Yeah? Who wants
that much champagne? You move on from champagne. Don't drink
champagne all night. Now. The first sign of Dolores being

(01:09:39):
kind of not great is when they're setting her up
with a jet ski. They're like, have you written before,
and she's like kind of, and they're like kind of,
and she's like, I used to race them. I'm Dolores,
and everyone's like, I would love to see the like
hot monster. Dolores was in the like jet skiing eighties,
Like I can just picture her as like as like

(01:10:05):
caught famous jet ski racer in like nineteen She's on
the cover of Ski magazine. She crossed over into the
regular jet the energy of like a fallen idol, Like
she peeked like in her jet skiing days and now
she's like she's been trying to get that back ever since,
but like she never will and like she has to

(01:10:26):
drink her sorrows away. And also like who races jet skis?
I don't know that was what I've never heard. Feel
like I'm just I don't have anything to back this up,
but I just feel like that was a thing in
the eighties and everyone did. I just think I don't
She's so like eighties fallen hero to me. Yeah, that's
a good point. It is a very eighties thing to be, like,

(01:10:48):
we race jet skis, and she's like, I never forgot.
It's like you never you don't know about racing jet skis.
You never you never saw the new Coke open back in.
It is so eighties. Just has a major eighties energy
to me. Yeah, and that that is it. That's like

(01:11:08):
the official like, oh, seal it in. She used to
raise jet skis and she's bragging about it. Now. It's
like okay, honey, and she's gonna get very drunk very soon.
So I kind of wish later that she had told
kept every would be like, don't worry about her captaine.
She used to raise jett Yeah, she can jump in.

(01:11:34):
She don't worry about Well, it is true. You hit
away at the wrong angle and you fly off that
jet ski. Honey, you gotta take care of your captain.
Lee was a fan of her from her jet skiing days.
He's like, Dolores, and that's why they get to say
the next The next day, he's like, oh wait, you're
the Dolores, the jet skier. We don't know her last name,

(01:11:55):
You're the Dolores jet skis. That's her last last last
pronounced yeah ski though here the Laurietsky, the jet Ski
razor Pedaluma Open. Remember the Pedaluma Open in nine you
won first place. That's funny because Petaluma is like all

(01:12:16):
country side, so she's just like racing jet skis outside
of Pedaloum. I can't even imagine. She must be from
like racing and like Marine County or something. I don't know.
I bet you so much that she was like a
famous jet ski in the eighties. Someone proved me wrong.
At me her, please, at Kate, also at all of us.

(01:12:37):
We're all curious. We need we need to know, someone
do the research so that we don't have to. We
don't know her last name. It's Yetski, that's right. G
mm hmm. Well, okay, so Ash is telling everyone, she's
just spreading everyone that James and Elizabeth were kissing in
the hot tub, and of course she tells Francesca, her

(01:12:58):
Australian bestie, and Francesca is like old Chase and Ross like,
of course they were because they both don't have any
work ethics, so of course they're just hooking up and
getting drunk all the time. And I'm like, are you jealous?
Like that? Deva not having work ethic has nothing to
do with them, like making out in a hot tub.
Also like James's work ethic is fine, right to be

(01:13:23):
a slacker. He just watched a window like three times once. Yeah,
but Elizabeth is also good. She's just a dummy. She's
just a dummy. I think Francesca just needs to get
frances gets laid. I bet you a hundred percent. She's
so much nice and I can't wait because she is
gonna she's gonna fuck New Rob. I think, yeah, New
Rob is gonna be like, I'm really socially awkward, and

(01:13:45):
she's gonna push his head between her legs while he's
being like, I'm really award down here. It's like when
you're watching a horror movie, you know, and then you
have to like, if you're getting too scared, you got
to remind yourself it's a movie. Okay, these didn't actually
happen this one and isn't getting murdered. It's just the
end of her career. But when you're watching reality shows,

(01:14:06):
you gotta remind yourself these people are so dumb. They're
not like you and your friends. You don't realize how
smart your friends are until you watch a reality show,
and you're like, this is people, this is people, this
is what people are. You don't know them, all right,
We're almost at the end. So is He is feeling

(01:14:27):
sick and she's hoping her autoimmune disorder guyan bar isn't
the reason she's feeling sick because it acts up when
she doesn't sleep well, and she hasn't been sleeping well.
But she really doesn't want to be paralyzed in a
hospital now with coronavirus spreading, which I'm like, that would
be miserable. But anyway, Rachel is planning for this Great
Gatsby dinner and she says she's ready to rock out

(01:14:49):
with her cock out for this dinner, which I'm like, okay,
that's a classic Rachel isn't. But then she's also like,
what is Great Gatsby Leonardo DiCaprio, And I'm like, it
was the thing before the that was weird. I think
she's trying to be funny. She has no idea, she's
never read crazy. She doesn't didn't make a meal that

(01:15:10):
had anything to do with Great Gatsbet. What would what
did they eat in the twenties, like like oysters? I
would guess it would just be like lobster and ship
like rich, like caveats, just a seafood tower, caviar something Hampton, yeah, caviar, Yeah,

(01:15:30):
anything seafoodie, I guess. But she went with chicken and waffles.
But those and they were not regular waffles. They were
made out of sweet, sweet potato. I think I did
love with Rachel. I think I'm I think I'm in
love with her. I will find her one day and

(01:15:54):
set off her feet. I would love to hire her
to cook for me one meal, just I know I would.
It seems like she's in love. But I mean we
can like maybe they're open, you don't know. Yeah, well
we can't seem in any of the photos. I think
they broke up because there's no way she wouldn't instagram him.
I think they broke up. I know she loves him,

(01:16:16):
or he died, damn dude, that would be really dark.
But she was on the after show being like I'm
in Italy. Oh, so maybe she's still with him. Then
maybe she still with them and just uses her Instagram
for food because maybe he's a very private, private the person. Yeah,

(01:16:38):
it could be like you you talked too much about
like sucking my dick on the show, like maybe you
should tone it down on your I'm just private Italian man. Yeah.
So Rob has this theory that him and James knew
each other in a different time and they're just two
lost souls who found each other at sea, and he
like says something like what does he say? He says, like, well,

(01:17:01):
he says he loves fun guys. That's what Rob says
about James, because I guess James in his mind is
a fun guy. But I think they just have really
good rapport. But then he says, I think I scraped
my knees when I fell for you, and James is like, oh, okay,
I think they both kind of have by energy and

(01:17:22):
I would like to see them have sex. Yes, this
is another thing about Bob Benson is that you don't
he's giving you nothing. There's no way to tell if
he's a straight, if he is straight or gay, and
that yes, that it's also I keep thinking of like
Ryan Murphy like Socie, like did you see the killing

(01:17:44):
or the Gianni Versacci I saw like the first episode,
well him, and that that is exactly the type of thing.
It's like, I don't know if that guy was straight
or gay. Andrew whatever his face, the guy who killed
versacci Um. But like the way it's played, it's like

(01:18:04):
it doesn't matter because it's like sex isn't a thing
of pleasure to him. It's just a way to manipulate
people out of their money. Okay, yeah, so you're saying
James is going to kill Gianni Versace. Well, I mean
it might be tough now, but she's around. I could

(01:18:30):
see him becoming so obsessed with James that he follows him.
There's some there's some chemistry there. I think that they
could could hook up with each other. They should kiss,
So we start chanting kiss whenever they're both on screens. Um. Anyway,
Rachel says she's very should we should start chanting Chris
because Darren Chris played? Okay, Uh, there's a higher up

(01:18:54):
at I heart whose first name is Darren and I
can never I always call him Darren Chris and all
to be eatings and everyone always gets very annoyed. But
to this day, I cannot tell you what his last
name is. It's basically Darren Chris and everyone always has
to correct me, and I'm like, dude, who can Sorry,
it's Darren Chris with an h I saw Darren Chris
on Broadway playing Oh cool, that's actually it's very good. Um.

(01:19:19):
Rachel says she's disappointed that James and Elizabeth hooked up
because she likes Elizabeth and he was flirting with all
the girls and just ended up pushing the weakest link
to kissing him in a hot tub. And I'm like,
I don't really think that's necessary in the situation, like
Elizabeth wanted a boyfriend. She literally says at the beginning
of the show that she always falls in love with

(01:19:39):
someone on a boat that she's Rachel came down too
hard in this moment. I was not with Rachel when
she said this. I was like, that's really judging. That's like,
really judge, and like, let the girl look up with
who she wants to look up with, Like come on, yeah,
she'll learn the hard way if he doesn't like her,
and if not, whatever, who cares. They're just making out.
It's not like not everyone can have some coronavirus fighting

(01:20:03):
Vincenzo traveling through Europe trying to find them. Okay, you guys,
I don't know if traveling is the best way to
fight coronavirus. Well, I don't know. He's just traveling through
and trying to not like um catch coronavirus. But anyway,
the guests are wasted at dinner and Dolores is being

(01:20:23):
especially creepy and saying that she wants to get Captain
Lee naked in the water, and Captain Lee's like, she's
drunker than at four peckard goat, which okay, but Captain
Lee eventually excuses himself, but not before trying some of
Rachel's sweet potato waffles. In this process, Dolores gets up
and says she's ready to go to the hot tub,

(01:20:44):
but then instead goes down to the back deck and
Francesca follows her and tells her not to jump in.
She's like, it's not safe, it's not safe. Please don't
jump in. Please, dot's jump in. But then Dolora starts
asking for peas. That was so weird. She's just she's
like like thinking about what she wants to eat when
she gets out of the ocean. Yeah, and she's like,

(01:21:06):
can I have some peas? That everyone's trying to stop her,
and they called James down to try and like you know,
persuade her not to jump in the water. But then
the way like even Captain Lene comes out and he's
pissed and he's like, no, I don't think so, no,
not appropriate. You're drunk, you're drunk. The way he was
talking to her was like a child. He's like, I

(01:21:27):
don't think so, like from the top down. And she
loved that. When Captain Lee like goes full daddymode and
I'm like, I love it. I love when he's just like,
I'm the dad. You need to listen to me. Yeah,
he's so stern and it's hilarious. It's so he's rich.
Drunk people don't care like at all. They're definitely Trump supporters, right,

(01:21:50):
that's like major this major magat energy to ignore safety
guidelines and just jump in the water when you're black
out drunk. I just I don't. I can't explain why,
but it's that's the Trump supporter. Also major maggot energy
to meet at a yacht club. There's no yacht club
that's leaning left, no, no, no, but so she does, Okay.

(01:22:15):
The way she jumps in is what seems to be
just throw her body like she just like falls forward
into the water when it appears, and then everyone starts
freaking out and then she swims away and she seems fine,
how she's swimming, like, she seems totally okay, and Captain
Le's like, wow, that's the ultimate fuck you to the captain.
And then everyone's like, do you want me to go

(01:22:35):
get her? The friend is like if it helps, she's
a really great swimmer, and Captain he is like, I
don't care that she's a great swimmer. She's drunk um,
and he's like, I don't want a dead bodies. And
everyone's just trying to calm Captain Lea down, and they're
all being like, so should we should someone go get her?
And he's like no, no one goes in there. And
I didn't even get I was like, so what's the plan,

(01:22:56):
Captain len anything on board we can throw it? I
was like, why not at least throw like a like
a light one of those things called the round throw,
one of those floaties. But like, I was like, okay,
if no one's allowed to go get her, what are
we doing. He's just being like come back here, miss,

(01:23:17):
and she's like, can I also bacon? And he's like no,
you cannot bacon. Goddamnit, you get back on this boat
right now. She's she's a couple ingredients away from having
a really nice carbonara. Yeah, she really is. Some peace
and a lifebelt, life buoy, water wheelie, ring buoy, liffering,

(01:23:39):
life saver, life, doughnut, or life. They could have thrown
any of those things out instead. He's like, no, Dolores,
get your ass back on the boat. Sorry. My cat
and dog are just casually fighting in the background. Can
you guys move it along? Can you move it along? Hey?
Oh they're cute. Oh they're cute. Cute. Sorry, Anna has
the cutest dog. I as a as someone with a

(01:24:03):
cute dog. It's very rare that I can pump someone
else's dog up. But Ace is, uh one of the
greatest dogs. And it's also if the personality you can't
even see. It's good. She jump straight up in your
She was straight straight up jump in your lap from

(01:24:24):
like from half court. Good. It's incredible. Our dogs looks
kind of similar. I have a fluffy, little white baby
like that. He just got groomed like an hour ago,
so he's very naked right now. We're super sinc My
dog also got groomed yesterday. Oh we're in sync. Rah
groomed Cheetah last week. It's a grooming season. Yeah, it's

(01:24:49):
grooming season. Um alright, yeah, So Dolores won't come back
to the boat. Captain Lee gets piste because she asked
for bacon. Uh, and then he goes and he tells
um oh that he's yelling at her more and Dolores says,
I've paid a lot of money to be here, so
don't ruin our trip. And Captain He's like, I don't
give a funk how much money you've paid. And he
goes in and he tells him the charter is over.

(01:25:10):
And then he's so mad he can't even see straight.
And that's where the episode ends. Oh god, I can't
wait for next This is this is like this is
so good. Rich people being fucking asses is the best
part of the show. And Captain Lee like putting his
foot down like this, like I don't even know if
we've seen it like this. This hasn't happened ever. Was

(01:25:33):
first season he ended the charter with the people that
the first charter ever, right or second charter ever? I
think first charter actually first charter ever? Yeah, and not
since then, it's like it's for cocaine, right right, right right,
It's just the drama of it is so good and
like she's such an asshole, that Dolores lady, and like, yeah,

(01:25:55):
I just love it. I love it. I can't wait
rich so I can do whatever I want, which is
to risk my life. Ah yeah, it's time for both
facts with nikky tease. Okay, guys, we all know that
in water we're not just talking about boats. We're talking
about fish, and that we've we've had we've had some

(01:26:16):
fish facts before and today is no exception. We gotta
have a fish factor here on boat facts. All right,
you guys ready for this. Now, I'm gonna offer each
of you five guesses. Well, I'm gonna give you three
guesses at three guesses each, and if you get any
of the top ten of this list, you win. Now

(01:26:37):
top ten fastest fish in the world. WHOA give it
to me? What are your guesses? And I'm saying three.
They're They're very specific, and I might need you to
get more specific. And this is also very difficult keeping salmon, salmon,
no um sturgeon. No. Now, when I say fast fish,

(01:27:06):
if you think about a fish, like the way it looks,
it's makeup. Some fish kind of look like a boat
or a plane. You know, and they have extra big fins.
That this is what's getting you cutting through the water.
That's my only hint. A full sharks shark, Yeah, sharks, Yes,
there are multiple sharks. Sharks counted. So well, I'll tell

(01:27:32):
you what everything you know what? Sharks are fish? Okay,
and if you don't know that, then you shouldn't be
on decade. I gotta, I gotta go. Then dolphins are mammals.
Sharks are fish. It's a killer whale. That's a mammal. Okay,
you know what I didn't know. You guys are such

(01:27:53):
a fish expert on this fish expert. We've been doing
this a long time. What is going on? Number seven,
blue shark, number five, mako shark. Okay, continue, great white shark. Yeah, yeah, okay,
this is really difficult. Here's the ones. Here's the ones
that I thought you might get based on what I
said to you. Sword Fish number nine, Um, it's got

(01:28:19):
you know, it's got big, big fins. Sailfish, well, I
don't even know what that is. Oh my god, it's
the biggest. Is there a fish that's called boat fish? Yes?
Number one and number three are variations on the fastest
fish that exists. The fastest fish that exists in the

(01:28:39):
ocean is a marlin, okay, specifically black marlin, number three
striped marlin. But and then to round out the list,
we got a wahoo. Um, we got atlantic bluefinto, we
got bone fish, and a four wing fly fish, which

(01:29:01):
I encourage you to google for wing flying fish. Okay,
that's not real. Look at that thing. It's incredible beautiful.
It's like a bird in the water. Okay, if I
fired wings, I could fly fast too. In the water.

(01:29:22):
It looks like it jumps out of the water and
it really flies. Well, I know, I'm not sure how
it gets how far it gets. You know, it goes
like it goes like you know, a little bit, Yeah,
it does. Every photo coming out of the water like
this is maybe the most beautiful fish I've ever called
the flying fish fish. I think if I saw it's

(01:29:45):
really beautiful and photos. I think if I saw this
fish in real life, I would kiss myself because I'd
be like, what the fund is happening. Everybody's on these
like whale trips, like to go see whales. How come
there's no trips to go see four wing flying fish. Men.
I've been saying that for years. There you go, all right,
we'll start a business. Next episode, I'm in baby. That's

(01:30:09):
all right, both facts with Nikki t S. Thanks so
much for listening. So that's been season eight, episode ten.
Kate tell peop where they can find you and listen
to you. You can find me at Kate Raft. It's
spelled kind of funky, but it's c A I T
R A F T and uh. I have three shows

(01:30:30):
that I do. Hot and Rich is my podcast slash
Twitch show. You can get it everywhere podcasts are and
it's also at twitch dot tv Slash Hot and Rich
um every Friday night. And uh I also do Jack Am,
which is a morning talk show on Twitch. And I
also do a podcast called this podcast is self Care.
I know that's too many things, but sorry, no, that's great.

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And can they follow you on the internet? Yeah, at Twitter, Instagram, everywhere. Perfect.
Do you want them to see? Three things? You know,
if you had to be honest with yourself, what when
do you want to go to? First? Hot and I
mean it's like Hot and Rich is my baby because
it's just me. I do the other things with other people,
but if you want just me, raw and real talking

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celebrity gossip. That's a hot and rich baby. I hope
Dolores makes appearance. I'm sure from her eighties days. I
googled or I couldn't find enough, but you'll come. People
will sloth first. I need the info. I need the
the intel on Dolores. I need it. Yeah, I I'm

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going to keep googling until we find out more, because
you can't just be a fucking jet ski. You can't
beat Dolores Yetski, the jet ski racer without us knowing
more about Come on, I need that. I need that
tragic backstory, like did she like break her wrist doing
like the biggest race of her life and then ever
since then she hasn't been able to jet ski and
it's like haunted her. It must like she has some

(01:31:58):
everyone must suffer. Well, yeah, she was actually bullied by
the jet skiol jet Ski kids, by the jet Ski Yeah,
the billionaire jet Ski kids because she was from the
wrong side of town. Her mom worked for them, which
is why she was able to go to the same
Dolores Yetski. I need to find out more about this woman.

(01:32:21):
It's good, it'll come out. The Internet salutes are working
on it. I can feel it. I'm actually gonna come
obsessed with her. There's something there. So yeah, we will
keep you updated. I will tweet stuff at you so
you know exactly what I mean. And also our listeners, guys,
I know you're sleuthing. Get out there, tweeted us. Tweet
at us about Dolores jet Ski Yetsky. I keep forgetting

(01:32:44):
what her name? All right? Yeah? You can follow us
at deckheads Pod on Instagram and Twitter. You can email
us at deckheads pot at gmail dot com. Hey, leave
us a five star review if you're feeling it while
you're out there looking for Dolores Yetski. Uh, swing on
over to what is it iTunes Apple and leave us
a five star review. We could really use it. We
love the love. People hate us, make them love us, guys,

(01:33:07):
Come on, build it up. If you're loving what we're loving,
which is Dolor Sietsky, top on that review and give
us the old five star Areno, but I'm at Anna
host Nick is at Nick's Turners and check out. I
guess we have merch coming soon. We will let you
know if you great. Doesn't that feel good to say

(01:33:28):
you're at Anna? It's true I was hacked but I'm back,
baby back again. Yes, we will. Well, we we're going
to have shirts soon. We're waiting on an image from Anna.
Brooks gave me an image and I already got a
frame made for his. I famously have you know three clients, uh,

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my other show, my this show, and my entry level
with Brooks, Wheel and show. He's gonna be on seth
Myers tomorrow. So I went and I told the guys.
I was like, we need this fast. Got in the shirt. Um,
and it's just a zoom in his house. So if
I can't get him to wear it, I'm gonna at
least have it on the wall behind him. Anyway. Check

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out all these shirts at get dot com slash store. Yeah,
and we also we still technically have that tea public
merch store. But Nick doesn't want me promoting it anymore. No,
that's dead. Do not do not promote it. I mean, honestly,
you need to shut it down. I don't know how.
I don't well figure it out. Okay, I'll figure it

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all right, guys, let's we'll talk. We'll continue talking business
on air fast. Uh yeah, thanks for listening. We're all
going to hop onto this tiny little boat with Our
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