Season 8, Episode 11 with Miles Gray

Anna and Nick are joined by Miles Gray to talk season 8, episode 11 of Below Deck.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Deckheads, a production of IR Radio. Welcome to
Deckheads with your hosts Nick and Anna, broadcasting from the
bottom of the boat below below deck. Whoa horny all
ya talk all the time. I'm having a party. We're

(00:21):
shoveling cold to keep this show afloat. I love cocaine.
We're off the map in international waters. I need some drama.
Me hide that cocaine. Never in my nose. Should see
you know. I'm in an open relationship below deck me deckheads. Hey, Nick,

(00:49):
Hi Anna? How are you? Oh? I'm living my best.
It's good to talk to you. I love just putting
on my natural voice and just having a normal conversation
with my friend. That's right. We don't even record these.
These are just talks. We were doing the show for
years before we were told about podcasting. Yeah, we were

(01:11):
just talking to each other on webcam. I've got dvs
full of conversations we've had, just waiting to be released
by They're buried in the backyard, but I'll think them
in case the apocalypse. I want the aliens. Well, I
guess why would I bury it? Got a lot to
think about. Al Right, guys, Well you heard it here

(01:33):
first this is deackheads. We believe in aliens? What the wait,
we had a different conversation on this exact show where
we do, where you were trying to potentially convinced me
that there are no aliens. Well, you're trying to tell
me they're no ghosts. I don't. Okay, there's definitely no
ghost aliens. I think that's something that's for that's for

(01:56):
the future to figure out. Um. I don't have any
strong opinions on whether the aliens exist. I do have
strong opinions on whether we've encountered them, and I don't
think we have Okay, back eleven alien talk with Nick
and Anna, what do we become alien heads? So? Yeah, okay,

(02:18):
this is deckheads. I'm Anna, that's Nick great, Nick g R. Nick,
as we've discussed in the previous episode. Uh, and this
is a season eight, episode eleven of Below Deck, and
we are joined by our first ever returning guests. That's right.
We we ran out of people to ask. Okay, eleven

(02:38):
episodes in no one else for some reason in our
group of friends watches below Deck. What the fuck? Anyway,
if you guys know this, you celebrate the fact that
we have the incredible how lucky everybody is. Take it again? No, no, no,
that was a perfect intro. You guys know Miles from

(03:00):
Daily Zeite guys for twenty day fiance, my boy my
best friend not returned necessarily, U last great, Thank you
so much for having me. It's I'll always love to
be on a show with Nick Turner, a great friend
of mine and an acquaintance of my Always love to
talk about this show, Nick, Really really love the conversations

(03:23):
we have that be a podcast. Yeah, absolutely, Hey Anna,
why don't you uh get us some go get you
guys some treats. I'm not even the same place as you,
but I'll go run. That's shocked that people don't people
watch Below Deck. I feel like everybody wants dude, no
one that we we we have. I don't know. I
think we're also our t our brains are rotted by TV. Look,

(03:47):
I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't live in
this Bravo world that I think most other people who
watched the show live in. Oh yeah, me either. I
only watched this of of the Rovo verse. I've only
watched this, and only recently Salt Lake City Housewives. Yeah,

(04:07):
I've I've always been an O G Deck Below Deck
God but and then Real Housewives of Atlanta and New
Jersey Orange County for the most part, but not the
last couple of years. But yeah, this is the one
consistent Bravo show that I give it up for Andy Cohen.
I give it up to Andy Cohen for producing it.
So this is uh, would we say this is the

(04:28):
number two franchise over there? I don't. Is there something
bigger then Below Deck? And you know, I mean besides
Real Housewives, which is obviously Housewives I think sucks up
all the oxygen. Yeah. Well, it's just so funny like
when when when we have guests so on, you know,
other than you, it will quite often turn into a

(04:49):
you know, like lots of um Real Housewives discussion and
then you know, I shut off and I actually climb
into a coffin that I have set up turned into
a bat later. It doesn't do it for me. Yeah,
I don't know, man, I just look, I just I
love this is just it feels like the other side

(05:12):
of the the financial coin, because people laboring. It's a
show about people laboring. I think that's the difference just
getting fired. It's people at the bottom just getting shipped
on and that's what people need to see. That's reality.
That's what it's like to work for tips. Uh yeah,
I I I you know, I'm a Housewives person, but

(05:35):
I've definitely fallen off a few Housewives because of the turn.
I think the more radicalized that I've become, the less
intrigued I've been by these shows. But I do like
how fresh and new the Salt Lake City is. But
I will say, um, I think I'm just a below
decker for the most part. Now, I just enjoy it

(05:56):
so much. That's fair. That's the one that's consistent because again,
it's it's relatable. Think that's the one thing like there's
escapism that's offered by like watching wealthy people just fight
and throw champagne at each other. And then there's another
one where it's like, man, my fucking co workers bullshit
and they'd be fucking in my bunk and they're like,
You're like, yeah, I know these things. I know these
I know these troubles and concerns. I don't know what

(06:18):
it's like to launch my off white rip off fashion
line that with my you know, codependency, codependent relationship I
have with my mother like on Salt Lake City, but
that's a whole other show. All right, we're gonna get
my coffin ready, excuse me? Yeah? Okay, well the nails
off of it. Let's get into this episode. So usually
we asked the top three questions. You know, what's your

(06:39):
favorite season when you start? Who's your favorite contestant? But
we've already done that with you, so we're just gonna
get right into it because I can't think of a
single other question to ask you. Let's dive in, like Dolores. Well, well, well,
actually I want to put out another shout out. Does
if you know any information about Dolores um yet Sky,

(07:01):
as we call her the jet ski racer, please please
let us know because we're dying to know what her
deal is. In the last episode, guest Kate Raft said
she probably was some like hot eighties jet skier and
we just need to know more about Dolores. Okay, so
if you have any information, please submit it um to
me directly or email it to us a decade spot

(07:22):
at gmail dot com or d ms on one of
our two social media platforms. I got this year right here.
What's up? Dolores? Her name is Dolores Flora. Okay, she
is from sas Lito, Baby told you, didn't I tell you? Nick?
I told you these fools because they are from Petaluma.
I said, these bitches cannot get into the SF fucking

(07:43):
yacht Club. They are Saucel yacht club people. If I've
ever seen them. Wow, that last week because I know
se yacht club people and that's a nine year wait
list to get into the San Francisco Yacht Club. These
people ain't get What do you think? What do you
think she does for a living? Based on her LinkedIn?
Wasn't she a jet ski racer? I mean in a

(08:04):
past life, but that ain't paying the bills recently. I
don't know if you saw the plan deemic that's going
around senior data entry. Okay, And what do you think
she does? I bet she's like the manager of a lowsy. No,
she's actually an independent graphic design professional graduated from Cerrito's

(08:28):
College in Norwalk. Okay. Uh, And she has experienced as
a consultant and animal supply manager animal supply manager at
Martin Brothers Supply. I knew, see, I told you lows wait.
So she's an independent freelance design wait, yeah, so I
would love to see like a big sign. That's like

(08:50):
how many days it's been since she opened photo shop?
Oh interesting, Yeah, it's been eighty nine days since. I okay,
I'm not really working. Her son is also a mixed
media artist, so just a lot of artistic stuff, and
people say based on her Facebook. She refers to her
quote in her Italian A lot mixed media art. That's
like when you go to a modern art museum. That's

(09:11):
the stuff that's happening in between the different exhibits you're
trying to go to, Like you gotta walk through a
room just of screaming sounds. That guy is that always
mixed media? If I maybe an art snob for one moment,
to make all right, you can be an art snob.
I need to understand how this woman can afford a boat.

(09:34):
I don't know. I mean, look, who knows what she got.
She didn't buy the boats. Primary she's married. He has
a boat called the Alice. And boat owners they don't
all have to own a boat. It's probably like her
dead husband owned a boat or something. She's just this
is where a social group, you know, it's a social

(09:54):
group for rich people. They don't necessarily all have to
be like working their boats every day. Right, Yeah, well
I would love look at the country club. But all
those fat old rich ladies aren't, you know, going out
and playing tennis afterwards? You say, fat old rich ladies.
Jesus Christ, nick um. Anyway, I've been to the Saucelito

(10:17):
Yacht Club and let me just say, it's a bunch
of luscious honey. Everyone is wasted. Like it's just like
drunk town. They should call it drunk Town USA. I
guess all yacht clubs because once you enter, everyone's like
what yeah, or like vineyards. Like a couple of times
I went to like nappa around there and saw like

(10:38):
that there was definitely just a culture of like people
who go to get ship faced out of vineyard like
as their normal thing. I was like, damn, that's like
some other ship man, like when that's part of your routine,
like Sunday vineyard rose vomit on my driver. Yeah. Yeah.
So I had a friend whose parents owned a sailing
boat that was that is probably still at the sauce

(11:01):
Lito Yacht clubs. I have some experience, and I am
curious if I ever came across Dolores. Now that I
think about it, probably not, because I only went there
a few times and I definitely did not speak to anyone. Well,
I would dust off your photos. Maybe you have a
photo for like diving, like now, because a few times
I went like I was inating edibles, like there was
one experience where you know, you actually one and you

(11:23):
got way too high. And then also in the boats
tipping because it's a sailboat, and you're like, I think
I dropped my diet coke off the board. So anyway,
that was my that's true. That's a true story. So
if I did come across Dolores, I was like, this
bitch just wasted alright. So below the act Season A,
episode eleven, we continue with Captain Lee being piste that

(11:44):
Dolores Yetski jumped off the boat into the water, and
he is telling the other guests, God, damnit, desk, goddamn
charters are over. Are you can't do that? She has drunk,
She has drunk, and she broke the rules and and
Dolores is drunk gas and they're all wide eyed being
like I was told I could go swimming, to which

(12:07):
I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, this is a TV show, Honey,
we have the footage. I do love that hail Mary
of just like maybe maybe I'll believe it. It's worth saying.
I mean, I'm off the boat, really popular theme we're
seeing in reality. He was like, I don't know, I'm
pretty shad thing I did. I don't know what did
I do that. I'm pretty okay. I told I could.

(12:28):
I did not jump off. I I fell off after
Captain Lee kissed me. Oh my god, I fell off
to avoid Captain Lee said, fatsis Captain Captain Lee set
my dress on fire and it was the only way
I could extinguish the flames. She went for it, and
everyone around her was like no, no, no, We were

(12:48):
all basically yelling, do not jump off the boat. Also,
the way she jumped was basically to just like kind
of like my like fall, but she also seemed to
have it under control. Did He also seem like Dolores
didn't have one actual friend in the group. Dolores was

(13:09):
the one that they're like, all right, we need one
more person to afford this trip. And Doloras stumbled into
the room with the glass of Champion. Yeah, They're like,
I should not have put it on the message board
that anyone could come. I'm so stupid. The group turned
on her pretty quick. Oh they didn't even turn I
don't even think they were with her. Yeah, that's true.

(13:30):
I mean it's just sort of like, yeah, I guess
that's Dolores, but I don't know that. I'm glad that
at least Captain Lee screamed about it, because that was
just it was something about that the whole energy of her,
like from the last episode into this one of like, YO,
can't tell Dolores fucking nothing. And Captain Lee, I'm sure
on top of being a captain, I don't think he's

(13:51):
the kind of man who likes to have a woman
be insubordinate in front of him too. So I think
there's multiple levels of Captain Lee that where I was like,
that's it, damn it. Yeah, getting a funk off princesses bullshit.
Well he was like, to directly defy a captain is
a big no no boat. I hear that. So news

(14:16):
is spreading of Dolores's you know, jump into the water,
and Rachel says that Dolores is Dila gafft. She's Della
gaffing all over the boat, which means does it look
like I give a funk, which I'm like Rachel Rachel
should have her own spin off, or we just listen
to her cooking. Yes, because she's so long to describe

(14:37):
what dilly gaff is, I don't know if it's helpful.
Does it look like I give a funk? I like,
it reminds me I worked with someone who would use
those acronyms like so like integrated it into their like
speech all the time. That was infuriating, or like they
would do some bullshomes like dude, I don't know, I
dgf dude, you know, honestly, And I was immediately brought

(15:00):
back to that instance when I kept here saying dilly
gaffing around, that's a lot. That's a choice to constantly
speak like that, like it's fine in situations where you're
like that woman jumped off the boat multiple times after
the captain insisted she didn't, I would argue, that's a
dilly gaff versus like, you know, constantly just if I
was like, honestly, miles like dilla gaff when I'm like

(15:22):
out here partying like you know, like I don't know.
That was a horrible example, right, No, But that's how
you would say it, and I would be like, h no,
it even the way you speak doesn't look like you.
That's something you have to explain literally every time you
say it. Yeah, right right, nobody's unless you watch below Deck,
you're gonna be like yeah. But I do think, yeah, yeah,

(15:48):
Rachel is a one woman show. Like she's just like
barreling through life. I mean, does she need a sponsor
A yeah, probably, But until then I'm more than how
be to watch her destroy all her relationships. She's she's
like you watched some shows and everyone on the show
is just ripped. And then at never point, never any

(16:11):
point in the show does anyone ever go to the gym.
You know, you're like, right, right, how we're just supposed
to ignore that. These people time spend five hours a
day of the gym, and we don't talk about it.
That's what I feel like with her cooking, Like every
time she makes them think, everyone's like, this is the
single greatest thing. Nothing's ever been wrong, no one's ever
said I ever said a negative word about her cooking,

(16:32):
and then they just like it's just not a part
of the show. Yeah, they don't talk about it. Typically,
like there's an element of the show which is like
panic in the fucking in the galley because whether it's
was a name cucko or whatever. The my boyfriend Brazil,
who absolutely you know, bifted on the last one, like

(16:52):
that at least gives him a through line. And with this,
I guess they're just replacing her like just you know,
hyper competence as a chef with yo, she's out here
a mess once she drinks, make y'all cringe out of
your skin with how she behaves. So that's the balance.
I guess. It's like the most talented person we've ever
seen on the show, and her story is that she's
crazy and she curses too much drink. That's disappointing. I

(17:18):
love it's chef, you know, like they drink like you
believe chef. Then literally was like pants off, dick out
on the deck, delly gaffin, deally deal. That's perfect anyway.

(17:39):
So Captain Lee is still fuming. He's like, yeah, God,
he's walking around into the bridge being like, get yourself together,
get it together, calm down, man, Oh my god, I'm
gonna fucking kill everybody. I sort of God, I will
drive this boat straight into the water. Um, I'll pull
this fucking yacht over right now. Yeah, and he basically
decides that dolor Us can't be trusted, so someone needs

(18:03):
to be watching her door all night in case she
gets She decides just to drunkenly get up and go
back for another swim, and the crew is not happy
because now they have to literally like take shifts to
watch her. That's I would be so pissed. Also, like
she was drunk and passed out, I can't imagine that
she would get back up and swim. But hey, you

(18:24):
never know what all dolly d Yeah, I mean insurance liability.
That's when you really don't look I mean, like as Cavine, like,
I just can't have a fucking fatality on this boat.
So watch it go on your iPhone even if you
have COVID maybe who knows. Do you know what a
waste of a watch of that that everyone had to

(18:44):
stay up and wanted to get up for an hour?
What a waste of time that was so performative. Yeah,
it didn't feel I mean, I guess on one hand,
right like if truly you can't have drunk motherfucker's just
hopping off the boat in the middle of the night
and not knowing what happened to them. But yeah, at
the other time, it felt, you know, I wonder, you know,
is Dolores a paid actor? You know what I mean?

(19:08):
Do you have Dolores Truthers out there? You know, like
she was there to just spice up a seemingly boring charter. God,
you're right, I mean after she leaves, it's just a
bunch of like jars of maynas at the table. Yeah,
it's nothing. There was nothing. There's nothing. You might as
well not even have a charter. You just go, here's food, okay, bye. Yeah.

(19:28):
The rest was like about how fucking home girl and
James is like just sex stinct. That was like the
I think the biggest inflection point or something that was
like of note rather than anything to do with the guests.
It's like, oh, they like to ride horses and this
woman isn't good. This woman is obviously not a yet
ski expert. Uh. Those are like the few things I

(19:50):
could that like stuck out of my head about the
guests that in the light you know who, you know,
they're just sitting there at the yacht club just talking
about how they want unity right now, That's what Dolores
is saying, when I get back, y'all, come on, I mean, don't.
Let's not divide the yacht club more, Dolores. What's done's done.

(20:10):
Obviously it I honestly, and what I did was totally
appropriate if you think about it. But let's not get
into that because I wouldn't do it again. I am
going to do it at the local level on January,
but I wouldn't do it again after that. Not not
not that's that's like everyone no matter what, just being
like this person was at the capitol. Yeah, there's a

(20:32):
character on The Bachelor, Queen Victoria, that was just out
as a Trump supporter because she took a selfie with
a clear Trump flag in the background and everyone's like, oh,
this bitch, she is so out of control. On The Bachelor,
she was at the capitol, you know, like everyone just
looking through photos to cutes her being at the Capitol.

(20:52):
But anyway, it would be fun to take all of
your least favorite cast members of blow Deck and like
cross Rod Photo Shop the photo recognition of Technology. Yeah,
that does look like that one guy from the episode
that the one who kept creeping on Simone, the little

(21:14):
like rat funk who kept creeping on and he was
just like, if we don't vote for Trump, you don't
get to come to my next yacht trip. The frat
team bros Away that's what they said. Yeah, he made it.
He made a grabbed her right, he like picked her
up and ship. No. No, this guy, he was like
kind of on the scrawn ear side, but he kept
creeping on her, like he kept being like, I'd marry you, Simone,

(21:37):
I'd marry you. And she was like, okay, please take
me off service. Okay, but he could have. He's one
of the ones where I was like, was he there?
But anyway, enough of enough of that. It's sad. We laugh,
but stay on message and deck you know what I mean?

(21:59):
I know? Oh yeah, the crous is stamp and shifts
to now watch over Dolores Um. But James, James, James
has taken this opportunity to hang out with Elizabeth in
their room, and so while is he is on Dolores watch,
we see James basically convinced Elizabeth to come to his
room and what seems to be clear fucking because we

(22:22):
heard we hear um, we hear um. What's yeah? We
saw fucking and Elizabeth her her like sex noises are
like so she kept like, oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm
totally feeling this the energy in the room, Oh yeah,

(22:46):
oh yeah put it in the air, James put there.
So yeah. Also we just see him like clearly thrusting.
Oh yeah. It was at first I was like, is
he oh that's his butt hitting the sheet because he's
stroking Wow, But I guess it's funny how like they
have to create like technology to block or not technology,

(23:07):
just like use sheets to obscure the fact that they're
having sex in a bunk because like no one has
any kind of privacy, like even when they're in the bathroom. Yeah.
So yeah, there's cameras left and right, all in black
and white night vision. So James he's fucking her. Is
He finally comes back from her Dolores watch shift and
catches them, and she's like, they just want to sleep,

(23:30):
you fucking creeps. So she goes to Elizabeth's bunk, but
then Elizabeth comes back and goes, I'm so sorry about that,
like you can go to bed now, and Is He's like, hey, James,
no more fucking while we're sleeping, And James is like,
what just a cuddle? So the thing that really upset

(23:52):
me was the the scent that wasn't named is he
When she tried to get in a room, She's like,
oh like when she said it was like a hot, sweaty, manky, hostile,
I was like, oh yeah, they really described that. That's
a violation. Yeah yeah, there's no window. Yeah, baby, why

(24:16):
did she even go back? It's just continue sleeping, wasn't it.
Rachel came to her, it's your own bed, you know
what I mean, Like, it's weird to get into someone
else's bed, you know what I mean, because our pheromones
and ship even if you use different soap and ship
and you can smell, You're like saying, well, if you
want to smell hot anus, you can go get in
your own bed. Yeah okay, but I don't know that. Again,

(24:39):
I'm hoping, um that everybody you know is okay after
that sex session, no matter how hot and muggy it
was down there, It's just again, it's really inconsiderate, you
know what I mean, A fucking a in a room
that has no ventilation and someone has to come sleep
in their mere. Moments later, I just looked, this should
be the rule if you have sex in a public

(25:02):
you know, semi public, because they do know someone someone's
coming in there. Sure space, Sure anyone who uh is
supposed to come is like you know, anyone who comes
in gets to join his website. What are you thinking?
What if you just want to sleep in a room
that doesn't smell like hot asshole? Yeah, well that's another thing.
But you have options, is all I'm saying. But your

(25:25):
only recourse is to join in on the sex, not
to and you kind of relief from this stension. There
no shout out to her description of smelling Ferrell. You know,
it's like if there's a bad fart, all you gotta
do is fart yourself and then it's fine. Then you know,
it's like, well, who knows, let's smell that you You
just start beating off because there every second the rules, y'all, Yes,

(25:49):
everybody nuts. Yeah, that's no matter what. That's wild. I
don't know if I agree. Yeah, part of me still,
I mean, while you're I'm sorry, the legendary Mr. Come,
your solution is to engage in fucking me moms Like,
I just don't want it to smell like fuck in here,

(26:13):
just like sweaty, like pounding like, oh God, if you're
doing it right, a lot of rooms in your house
are gonna smell like fuck miles. Okay, when when when
the dust settles from the I would love to take
a tour of your home. Great, Yeah, come on down

(26:34):
when the dust settles from hot fucking can't you see?
So okay, it is officially the next day, but before
we get into it, let's take a quick commercial break
to talk more about the smell of fucking and then
we'll be right back. And we're back. Apparently Nick smells

(27:02):
like toast when he's fucking. Yeah, that's a stroke, but
that's you having a stroke, man. Okay, whoa, whoa, That's fine.
I'll just keep things in my right hand. Now, what
are we doing? Okay, So it's the next day. Captain

(27:24):
Lee has decided that Dolores has to go. Goddamn it,
Jesus Christ, Dolores, you fucking bitch. That's basically his vibe.
He hates Dolores. He thinks she's the worst, and he's like,
the rest can stay if they rearrange their priorities. Now,
when he said this, I thought, I was like, what
does that mean? Like what they want to do on

(27:46):
the trip because I don't understand, like their priorities are
not to keep Dolores there. No one's a funk Dolores.
Like they were like, all right, bring the main primaries in.
This is gonna be a tough conversation. And he's like, sorry,
but Dolores got Lauris has gotta go, and they're like, yeah, no,
we agree. We were going to say to you even

(28:08):
before she jumped in. Oh no, we chopped her ass up.
She's in a duffel bag. We could just throw this
ship over the side. Honestly, she's we can car she handled.
We taped her to the jet ski and set it
off and taped the throttle together. I don't know where
the fun she's just racing, racing back to the US.

(28:30):
Oh yeah, we zip tighter to a jet ship. She's
she's on her last ride. But let's just say she
wasn't upset farewell. She was having it. She was feeling it.
But yeah, they basically were so quick to push this
woman off the boat, like they're like, I had the
laws pack your ship and go, you dumb bitch. You'll
never yacht with us again. What do you think of

(28:51):
her interaction though? When um, I don't know anybody's name.
Who's the main stewl homegirl. Francesca. Yeah, Francesca comes down
to like let her know, right because it's like because
they're like and then we're gonna, we're gonna let her
know she hasked to go. And then when they go down,
they tell her and frances guys to get We really
boss up on her. It's like, you know, it's never
it's not about you know, as saying no to people

(29:12):
or us denying you pleasure. We say yes as much
as we can. But I've seen motherfucker's die from night
swimming because of that. And then she's like, so you
have to go, and she was very like, you know,
unequivocal in her telling that, And it was weird the
way that Dolores like she still had to get her
job and she's like okay, Like when she's like, ye
have to go, she's like okay, yeah, okay, okay, yeah,

(29:32):
I got it. Like that. Actually that was my idea,
So you can go. Actually you should go right now
because I already knew I was leaving. And what you're
saying to me is extra and a west of mine.
And also what I want is for you to keep
my money. Will you keep my money when you can
tell me to keep my money? And I'm also, fuck you, Brett.
I'm not kicking it on tip because this is bullshit. Yeah, yeah,
well that was interesting because when he's like, sorry, Dolores,

(29:55):
you gotta go the main primary, She's like, I thought
we were doing a thing where we weren't gonna let
people tell us know anymore. And I was like, honey,
you already been living like that. What are you talking about.
You are a white woman named Dolores. You ain't take
a note from anyone. What are you talking about? And
then that yeah, that's when Francesca is like, well, it's

(30:16):
not really the case of not taking notes, um, And
then she gets a dark look in her eyes and
she was like She's like as the dark piano sad
music plays, and she's like, it's a massive safety ish
Charese and Ross, it's a massive safety issue. I was
on a boat in the south of France. I keep
losing it, chasing ross, chasing ross, and when one of

(30:38):
the Dickens Dickens went free diving. We were out there
all night searching for him. He was never found. And
then it cuts back to reality as she snaps out
of it, and Dolores is like, okay, okay, I'll pack up.
While she's being like, ship, I forgot her her graphics company,

(30:59):
Dolores is graphics company called home Baby Graphics. Just to
put a cheery on that one, home Baby Graphics. I
was half explaining to be like, never take no for
an answer graphics. Right, home Baby had enough graphics. Uh,
never enough champagne in my booty hole graphics. Alright, Dolora's

(31:21):
get the funk off the boat. Yeah, And so Dolora's
surprisingly just leaves. She doesn't really make too much of
a fuss. But as they're tendering her out, we see
a ghost. That's right, we see second engineer Zach, who
you ask, yes, what are the what are the apparently
disturbingly looking people they refuse to let be seen on

(31:43):
this show because he's a fucking nobody anyway. Yeah, I
just love the idea that any like they edit so
aggressively to make sure these people are not seen if
they do not have to be seen, And it's like, okay,
if he walks by in the background and below deck
posts are like absolutely not cut his ass out of there.

(32:06):
I don't want to see a goddamn second engineer in
the shot. What do you? What is this fucking bullshit?
Give me a break. And so the only time we
get to see poor second engineer's act is when he
has to tender Dolores's ass out of there. And of
course it wouldn't be a Dolores if she didn't jump

(32:27):
off the fucking tender one last shot. She's like, one
last job, Yeah, exactly, like I'll tell you what to do.
It's like, motherfucker, you already just owned yourself and now
you jump in, you're wet, and you're gonna get on
your flight looking whatever, go go back to a baby.
I think she's saved it by falling off the second

(32:50):
the tender. I think she'd I think everyone got a
much needed moment of levity alright by being like, well yeah,
because everyone laughed like this bitch, you guys stay that
way forever. Wait? Was this ever a boat fact y'all
did about like how many motherfucker's actually work on a

(33:10):
super yocht versus what you know, because when you watch
the show, you think only seven people worked on one
of these yachts, when it's closer like A fifteen or something. Yeah,
well they show they show all the people who work
on the boat at the beginning of every season that
aren't on the show. Um, they'll introduce like like in
the second second Captain or whatever, but they haven't be

(33:33):
an interview, right, It's always just like a literally b
roll of them walking by and the like, and that's
that's Mario, Dario and Fario. And it's always like fourign
guys who are the first second and then like first officer,
and then it's like no matter what you asked them,
they're always like, I drive the boat. Okay, yeah, I
guess you can't be on TV. Yeah, I don't have

(33:53):
time for this. Sorry. Um. Did you guys see the
little political bruhaha with Captain this week? No, but I
did see. He got vaccinated, he had a he had
a bit of a ted cruise, liking a porn moment,
he liked the wrong thing, and it's caused a bit
of a h it's political. Um. Now, Captain Lee has

(34:16):
claimed for a long time to not just not political
in any way. You'll never rose Twitter. I believe he's
on parlor. Um. So, so there's this right wing conservative
TV personality Siggy Flicker or whatever, and uh they posted

(34:37):
about a flight to Washington, d C. Today. This was
on the sixth. Love Patriots so much. America is the
home of the free because of the brave, and uh
his account like this. Now he's being like, I don't
know what happened. I'm not political, and everyone's like, well,
why did you like it? Woldn't me not political? It's like,

(35:00):
but what how would you? Did someone else have your car?
Fucking hackers like you talking about? So does he follow
this person? It doesn't say that he does. Okay, I
don't know. I mean, yeah, well here's what happened. This
fool was on his Discover page just following her. Yes,

(35:21):
we get the funk out of here. You followed her?
And like, well do you liked her? You liked I'm
not her? It all right, Cantley, Look, you're not exactly
you live in, don't. This is what I was talking about,
like the Bravo world that I'm not fully in, and
I'll always feel on the outside like as a straight man,
it doesn't. I feel like it's not for me. You

(35:43):
know this this? What? Why is that? Whoa? Well, first
of all, we all know you're not straight, buddy, but okay,
go ahead. I just it is that it is that
designed for it. That was me outing you in this
in the sense that Captain Sandy out in Malia, like
the entire crew knows you're gay. So it's like I

(36:06):
know that most of the people watching Bravo. I'm assuming
our conservative is that. I think it's a wide range.
I think there's a lot of Um, it's everything is
because you look at all the takes across the internet
on it, you're like, fun everybody. Yeah, so one thing
we can all agree on as a nation. Maybe that's true. Anyway, Um,

(36:29):
there's no reason for anyone to look at what happened
and not to think, oh, we know a little more
about Captain Lee now yeah, well, I mean this is
a millionaire. He owns a bunch of businesses. He lives
in Florida. Only he knows other conservatives who owned boats.
That's his whole world. How on earth would he be
a liberal? If he was a liberal, he would say it. Well,

(36:54):
he also got vaccine, was like, and his capsin like
I'm getting vaccinated because I believe in the vaccine. Uh me,
or he says like me and my lovely bride believe
in the vaccine, which I was like, cool, Okay, wow,
what a stance to take. Yeah, I'm also like, how
the fund did you get the vaccin? I'm so, are
you a cential bit? You got a yacht to take

(37:15):
out ASA? But anyway, um so all right, let's let's
let's keep going. So yeah, Dolores leaves, jumps off the boat.
But then you know, poor second engineers Zach goes and
grabs her. Any radio's Captain Lee, and Captain Lee's like, God,
damn it, son of a bitch. She's cocoa. She says,
she's cocoa cock puffs. He's like, that reminds me I

(37:40):
need my cocoa puffs for breakfast. He always has cereal
for He's just so basically, okay, I got it. This
is the wording of his tweet. Okay, this is the
last thing I'm saying about this. I didn't make any
political post, have not and never will. So if you
want to keep kicking this dead horse, do so. But
I'm done. Thanks for the support. Now. I think you'll

(38:02):
notice in that tweet, he says I didn't make any
political post, and guess what, no one is accusing him
of making a political post. This is classic deflection yea
where he says he didn't do something that no one
is accusing him of, and then he won't take any
more questions. I can't even clarify, be like, so you
didn't like the post? Right, I'm done? I said I

(38:23):
was done. No more questions political. No, but you're you're
like indicates a sentiment that you agree with what was
said in that. So in that that that there you
are communicating some kind of idea or Captain Lee, my
lovely bride, says I have to put the phone down now, Okay,
how many times I gotta say this, the fucking Chinese

(38:44):
communist hacked my god damn Twitter, and like that bullshit
move the funk on. Yeah, it's a fucking witch hunt. Okay,
well any way, so um yeah, so is he at
ashe or telling the rest of the crew that James
and Elizabeth were cuddling in their room, and Francesca is

(39:07):
like Chunese and Rice, I'll deal with it. I'll deal
with it. And then she bitches to Eddie about it,
and Eddie Eddie clearly doesn't really give a funk. He's
just like I guess I'm in a manager position now,
so I'll pretend like I give a fuck. And she's like,
I'm gonna go talk to Captain Lee about it, and
he's like, well, actually, probably it's very clear because you're you,

(39:27):
and we've all watched these episodes. You have something out
for Elizabeth and you're on a war path to get
her fired. And it is not chill to take your
ship to the captain like that, because he's gonna be like,
if I have to do your job, then why why
have you? So Eddie convinced her not to do that
and offers to talk to them with her. To me,

(39:47):
I'm kind of like this is kind of a non issue.
You just pull one a side and be like, hey man,
when we're on charter and people need to sleep, uh,
don't have people in your room unless you're rooming together
fuck after the charter. Yeah, that's all. It's not like
we're gonna have to have a sit down meeting. It's
like there are two consenting adults who trying to fuck whatever.

(40:10):
But you know, everyone's always gonna hate when you're like
jerking off and then somebody has someone to have sex with,
you know what I mean? Aren't you embarrassed to like
getting the way two people fucking? Are you embarrassing to
be such a lame nerd? I would again, for me personally,
it would have been like the old the stench would

(40:31):
have been like, hey man, we gotta talk, bro. You
can't be sucking up the cabins like that. That's that's
fucked up. Okay, you can funk where, you know, fucking
take a jet ski, you know, and fuck in the
middle of the ocean or something. Come back, do what
you gotta do, but don't sunk up the rooms like that,
because that's that's an issue. Yeah, and no one knows
when they're the one making them. You ever like had
sex then gone to the bathroom and then come back

(40:51):
into the bedroom and you were like that was me,
Oh yeah, old or blindness. You don't know your own stench.
It's like when you stink like your boh, like half
the time, like oh shit, right, okay, I'm like I'm
aware of it now, But nobody knows their own. I
do think if it had been Ash, Francesca wouldn't have

(41:11):
given a fun It's because it's Elizabeth and she has
it out for Elizabeth. Of course, no one respects Francesca's
decisions regarding Elizabeth, because it's at first it was like, yeah,
it makes sense, Elizabeth a dummy, She made a fucking
mustard gas bomb, makes sense. You gotta be like bir
you gotta pay attention. Then after a while it just
becomes like she doesn't lay off, like it keeps getting

(41:33):
more and more like Elizabeth's just trying to confide in
her friends about her struggles, and Francesca's like, how dare
you try and not hold it all in until you explode?
I want to do like a Clockwork Orange Um thing
where we have to cry Francesca's eyes open, and then
we make a super cut. Then we go and ddit

(41:54):
a supercut, just to sit there like that for a while.
Then we go edit a supercut of Elizabeth's reaction to
Francesca being a total fucking bitch to her, and how
sweet Elizabeth is and how much she's trying to keep
it together, and I just I think that that would
break her heart. Do you want to you want to
just hook her up and give her the Ludovico treatment? Basically, yeah,

(42:16):
what's happened? The thing from Clockwork Orange? Are they already
said clockwork Orange. I don't think the hardcore the Ludovico
technique forwards. This man knows clockwork Orange. Get the boys
in here, okay? Anyway, Francesca says the guests are a
lot nicer now that Dolores has gone, and she thinks

(42:36):
it's because Captain Lee basically threatened them, so now they're
like afraid to act up because the day before they
were all yelling all these different things at the same time,
and now they're all like, all right, so should we
have lunch? They're like, may I have a glass of water? Yeah?
Having all that champagne, I was OK, they will. They
drank it all the first night. Uh, and when the
one person jumped off the boat and had to be

(42:57):
kicked off for good. There's a lot of tension between
James and Izzy because she's cranky and tired and sick
and James made the room smell like fuck shit. And
Rob God, Rob is such an interesting character to me
because he has no chance of surviving the reality TV
spear and I do hope he goes back into the
forest soon and recovers. He's like trying to ease the tension.

(43:19):
He's like, is there a tension here or what. Everyone's like,
shut the funk up, Rob, and he's like, sorry, I'll
go back to Canada. Sorry, I mean to speak. You
say one thing, ever, Rob, and it's this shut up
bad or your in love with James. We're done with you, Bro,

(43:39):
I know this cfly ever, Like Francesca is putting off
some very Stevie vibes and he's like, but I don't
know how to talk to her because I don't know anything.
And You're like, I'll just love James. James and I
have a budding love. James is like, sorry, Sorr, what's
your name again? Like literally, it's just so one sided.

(44:02):
James is not picking up on the vibes so anyway.
Is He's like really sore and tired. But then she
gets to go horseback riding with the guests later that
day and she says she grew up as a weird
horse girl, which I'm like, I could see it. But
she's come a long way because most horse girls, I e.
Amanda Knox just get worse over time. But is he
seems to have really uh, she's come around. I don't know. Look,

(44:25):
I'm going based off the horse girls I knew in
my life, who were just like kind of stuck up
in mean and kind of shitty. But I like you.
So some from some fucked up families. Okay, so okay, sure,
but I like Izzy. And she says she begged her
parents to buy her a horse. Uh, and so she
really loves horses and says they're gentle giants just like her.

(44:45):
How tall she like six? She's definitely tired. I don't
know exactly, but she's a tall She's a tall lady.
She might be taller than James. Did she she'd be
a middle blocker and volleyball okay? Yeah, man, used to
go to the Davis tournamental. Man. Oh nice. So Eddie
tells James to keep working pleasure separate and to be

(45:06):
nicer to Dizzy, and James like, yeah, maybe I'll pay
you a compliment later. I'm like, wow, man, you're wow,
this guy is nice. Next level psychology right there. Well
do you remember when he was hanging out with Elizabeth
that night on the Bird's Nest and he's like you
into psychology? Yeah? Yeah, I love psychology, love poetry, dude.

(45:27):
That like that super cut of there, like budding love
conversation was so funny because it truly reminded me of
like some freshman year of college game type ship like game.
I was going like, oh, dude, you funk with Poach. Oh,
that's so cool. Like he's a classic. You like slanted rhymes,
shag lord, slanted so stupid. They were so like just

(45:50):
so rigid and like their adherence to this sort of
like a rhyme scheme or like a b or whatever.
I just love slanted rhymes. I think it's so much
freedom to express yourself. Anyway, let's have sex. Yeah underneath
this Leon the professional poster, you just described my nightmare?

(46:11):
Well okay, oh and then row okay. Every time Roberts
says something, it's so strange. He's like, I really like James.
I used to have two older brothers, but one of
them zipped me up in a suitcase and left me
in a park. And then they're like cut away, and
I'm like, what the fuck? No ending to that. Every

(46:32):
time he talks, he say he wants to be in
the middle of nowhere, right, wasn't that? No, Yeah, Stephaniely,
he's hiding from that brother who's trying to clearly fucking
kidnap him. Boats Actually he's just like the only thing
that offers him safe. Yeah, he was the guy who
said that if he wasn't on the boat, it's oh,
it's better than being like in the middle of an

(46:52):
open field or something whatever. His only other thing because
other times he was doing like sailboats that were like
for like exploration, just hardcore boat ship And now he's like,
oh cool, I'm like yeah, I'm like hosing off an
anchor chain and then like falling in love with this
man from the UK. What a life, Elizabeth, Oh, Francesca know,

(47:13):
he's just like and I get to shower, it's like, dude,
you okay, Like do you need help? But almost it's
funny too, because I think the other reason is he's
putting everything into perspective and it's not making him like
a toxic character, you know what I mean. So like comparatively,
we're like, what's wrong with him? Yeah, you're all like,
this is great compared to other things I've done. This

(47:35):
is absolutely wonderful. I couldn't see how anyone would complain him.
I'm reasonable and well intentioned, and we're like, get them all. Yeah,
he's a fucking weirdow. He doesn't have a personality Robot,
which in reality, he has the most personality because everything
he says gives you layers to him. Yeah. Remember the

(47:55):
photo of him with like the fur and the like
uh Fireman's app with a bunny doll, like what he said.
They posted that so out of context and he's like,
I used to be a nerd and play as that's
what he wears two raves. Yeah, for sure. He's just
an interesting guy and I would like to know more

(48:16):
about him, but we'll see. Uh. So, Yeah, Rob just
keeps going on and on about him and how him
and James are meant to be drawn are drawn together
like magnets, and how they're meant to be together, and
how the connection just grows deeper and deeper every day.
And I just don't have in my heart to be
like James is gonna ghost too? Um and Eddie classic

(48:39):
Eddie moment. He's making fun of the guests and being
like they're like mumsy and pumsy walking around the yacht club. Uh.
And he's like annoyed that Karen, one of the guests,
Karen's hit the boat when she came back in with
her jet ski because like, instead of putting the brake on,
she rev the throttle and he's like, of course it
was Karen. Of course it was Karen. It's like, dude,

(49:03):
they're rich, drunk people. That's on y'all for giving them
jet skis. So what happens? They did rent them? Who
I mean the jet skis they hunted the boat with Yeah,
yeah exactly. It's like, whatever you want, it is what
it is my job. Um, so you lose a mirror.

(49:23):
I'm sure it was that forts. Yeahsror is fine. What
should call it? Dolores Yetski to see how much the mirror? Um? Yeah.
So they're having a seafood extravaganza that night for dinner,
and Rachel it's just like I love the word extravaganza, extravaganza, extravaganza. Okay.

(49:51):
So so, in addition to drinking, chefs are also known
for doing some ya. Do you think that has anything
to do with what's going on here? No, her personality
is just like on a tent at all times. I'm
trying to even picture that, and it just gives me
so much anxiety. Rachel plus cooking. Yeah, like no, no, no,
we know we don't need all that. Imagine. Yeah that

(50:13):
that that Rachel. That was trying to sing with the
band that Rachel was given cooking that Rachel needs to
go to culture jail. Oh my god, so many different
kinds of jail. Yeah, she could be in every kind
of niche jail I can think of right now, and
whatever the jail, she would rule that kitchen. Oh yeah,
anywhere she goes, that's that's by default. But yeah, like

(50:34):
especially like you know she's gonna go to don't touch
bands instruments jail, don't walk up on stage jail. Like
there's just a lot of a lot of violations occurring
with her. Yeah, I was wondering what was going on
with that band because it looked like there was just
a place for a lead singer and no one standing
there at what I think they walked off, but I'm

(50:55):
sure they are so used to wople walking up and
being like I'm gonna sing or like I played drums?
Can I like no motherfucker? Because they were just staring
blankly at her face like miss because I think they
were trying to do the thing where they're like somebody
come get or but like without having to be like, hey,

(51:15):
get the funk out of here, because then that would unfortunately,
we don't want to be here. We must Starlie Singer,
he's over there. All right. On that note, let's take
another quick break. We'll come back and finish this episode out.
All right, we are back. So uh, the guests would

(51:41):
love to have Captain Lee Captain Lee at their seafood
extravagance at dinner, and He's like, I really don't want to,
but I'm gonna do it anyway. That's why they pay
me the big box because of my ability to suck
it up, my ability to sit down and eat eighteen
pounds of fresh seafood. Whoa how are you doing this?

(52:03):
But dedicated conservative willing to sit down with these other
rich conservatives. You okay, but I'm gonna suck it up.
There's lots of pro Captain Lee below Deck podcasts out there,
all right. We don't gotta be what all people are
pro capted I mean, just like, no matter God, everybody, God,

(52:27):
everybody's dad was bullshit. You will be my replacement dad.
Captain Lee tell me what to do. I think it's
also low key like Stockholm syndrome because he's been on
the show for so long and such a sea below
Deck is so people can't see beyond that anymore. We
had the what the Watch What Crappings guys on and

(52:48):
they said that Captain Lee had been to multiple shows
of theirs UM and I think it was part of
um uh like conventions, not so much like they just
went and saw him at Dynasty or something or he
just you know, just showed up. Um But that baffles me.
You know that's never gonna happen. Well, I also do,

(53:09):
And to give some context, Dynasty is a theater in
l A, a a comedy theater. But I do think Captain
Lee is a nice guy. Like I think he enjoys
like the fans and kind of like what below Deck
has created for him. Like I think he's only really
an asshole when he's on the job and has to
like be in charge of people's lives on a boat,
like I think off the boat, like, he's a pretty

(53:29):
like decent nice guy based off what I've seen on
this Instagram. Again, I don't know, I don't have any
proof of anything, but he seems like he's going to
lunch between you and Captain leg Oh it would go
so poorly, it would go podcast. Yeah, I like sow
every review or at every reunion. You're you just kind
of be like I think my chief steward, head of whatever,

(53:52):
dealt with it the correct way and take no accountability
for what's going on around you on your boat. Conveniently,
no one tells you anything, but it's because you created
a system where if anyone tells you anything, you get
angry that you have to babysit them. So people are
scared to tell you anything is going on in the
boat because God forbid, you'd have to get involved, because
then you'd have to babysit them. And God forbid captain

(54:13):
he has to babysit someone because why does he have
Why did he hire you if you have to pay
a text to the sexual harassment that's going on in
the boat. Okay, and again I do think Captain Lee
is a nice guy. I do think there are clearly
some blind spots in this show and how certain situations
are treated like sexual harassment. Yeah that this I mean

(54:38):
this episode shows us again that the list of things
that get you kicked off the boat never include sexual harassment,
only things that Captain Lee specifically gives a lot of
ships about. Yeah, yeah, it's like a personal and also

(55:00):
what is so Yeah, well she had but What is
so scary or dangerous about swimming at night? I don't
understand why. What's going on in the water invisibility? You
don't know, like people can get pulled in, like sucked it.
I mean, it is actually very dangerous to swim at night.
I really don't recommend that, especially if you've been drinking.
I'm doing it. I'm gonna drink too. Oh yeah, join

(55:22):
Nick and I on. We're chartering a boat to the
deepest waters and we're going night swimming. Goodbye, I'm off
in the Bermuda Triangle. Scared, okay, join us? Join us
on the t DZ cruise this year. Strange of the
Bermuda Triangle. Factor fiction. All right, we gotta fi you guys.

(55:43):
Ever think about doing a tv Z cruise? No? Oh,
I always have. I think it's a good idea of
super spreader event that's a cesspool waiting to happen. I
love a cruise, though I love. I'm sick, though I love.
I'm like, it's the worst ship for the earth is
it's diabolical. But there's something about a thing where you
don't leave and there's a breakfast buffet. Honestly, I think

(56:04):
I could I could like switch out a cruise for anything.
It's just the fact that there's anything with a breakfast
buffet that if I wake up at a semi reasonable hour,
I can load up a plate full of just col
and destroying foods. Fine, doesn't really have to be a
cruise actually, So yeah, yeah, you could buy You could

(56:28):
probably buy two dishes make it replace that. Yeah, maybe
maybe I'll think about it. So, Um, Eddie and Francesca
call a meeting with Elizabeth and James scold him for
fucking and Eddie says that he uh, he has to
now give advice about hooking up on a hooking up
on a yacht when he was once the guy hooking

(56:48):
up on a yacht. And then they show flashback footage
of Rocky, which I don't think he expressively says, but
he gasolt Rocky anyway. Um, it ends with James that
they out of Rocky was so weird. She wasn't interacting, Yeah,
it was her. It was her writhing around on the
deck in a mermaid coust dude with just no context. Yeah,

(57:11):
I mean that's I feel like that's a good explanation,
Like she was just a mermaid who fell into the
grasp of Eddie, aren't we all? No? I would never
everyone find everyone finds Eddie so attractive. I find him
to be such a little fuck. So anyway, the meeting

(57:33):
ends with James basically asking Elizabeth out on a date
and um saying that the secret is out there dating
and I'm like, wow, that's surprising because I thought he
was going to fuck her over. We still have time, Yeah,
it does. It did seem like out of nowhere he
likes her. Yeah, it did not seem like that at all.

(57:56):
And then he's like, uh, you want to go on
a date. And then in his I T and he's like,
you know, she likes me. I like her, you know,
like what, there's nothing else going on here? Was like, no,
she was kind of obsessed with you and you never
said one thing about her, and we were all leading
to she was about to get her heartbroken. Yeah, well,
don't pretend like that didn't happen. He's also like, she

(58:17):
likes psychology, so keeper and poetry, you know that scented rhyme. Yeah. Yeah.
So Captain Lee is killing time before he has to
go to dinner because he's just like wants to show
up the last minute and get out of there asap.
But actually Rachel is making a delicious looking seafood extravaganza
for dinner. I last night when I was watching this,
I was, God damn, I would love to be there

(58:39):
eat that extravaganzas God damn, I need workers to exploit.
I love those little cast iron pans. Goddamn it. I
was cute. Yeah, And then he's like, yes, sex seafood
extravaganza definitely got the vaganza like, and I was like, what, Like,

(59:01):
I'm sorry, can you explain that turn of phrase? Captain?
I don't know where I am right now. It's because
their lobsters look like vaginas, Okay, Captain Lee, I I
hold them. I spread the lips a little night, just
go I go to town biting a ship out of it.
You know, vaganza. Do you want to be on a

(59:23):
threesome with my love wait wheide, Yeah, my lovely bred. Um,
that's a bunch of just lobster carcasses. Believe you even
know your wife's name? Yes, Um, it's it's oh yeah, hey,
that's her name. Jesus, we do knew her name. It

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is Maryanne and she was one just chief stew and
she's very lovely. Based off that one time Mary Ann
grab that portrait of Lincoln, I'll meet you in the
road tongue. I broke this fucking piece of Chuck Schumer's
chair off. I'm gonna stab oh oh, no, officer, I

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found these zip ties. I was looking for you. I
gave him a recycling been around here for me to
throw them away in Okay, okay, okay, okay, we've got
too far. Why the hell would I be here for that.
I'm a fucking yacht captain. I'm actually I had no

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idea this was happening. I'm here to lobby the Senate
to expand the below deck format internationally so I can
exploit the intellectual property rights on a global scale this day.
I'm not pulling up Hall, although I couldn't believe that
in that other part he literally had no idea. He
seems either like the most engaged or the most disengaged person.

(01:00:58):
It's it's it's funny, it's an ex dreamed to one
side of the He doesn't seem engaged enough to me
to know what he was doing. Like I'm sure he
saw a post that he thought the message was like good,
but he just didn't realize like the context in a
way because he know it was the story. It was
an Instagram story of a plane. And then they're like,
we're going to d C. Yeah, I read you the thing.
It's not really it was like it was we're going

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January six, We're going to d C. We're all on
the plane, a bunch of patriots here. Um, and then
he like that I don't like that, all right, Well, yeah,
Rachel hates James and fucking hates James. Rachel like is like,
fuck James, I fucking hate that guy. Only doesn't stand

(01:01:43):
around and look pretty. Ain't got ship going on. I
don't like that. Elizabeth's frattenizing with him, Like it's so
funny that she just like has fixated on how much
she hates James. And now there's all of a sudden
like drama because Francesca told Elizabeth to go rest her
leg and Elizabeth does that, but then like she gets
in trouble for not telling Francesca that she was going
to go do that. And I don't know what's going on,

(01:02:05):
but Francesca hates Elizabeth. Yeah, it was when she was like,
don't talk when I'm talking. I was like okay, fool,
Yeah you are. You're fully on the power trip and
you're tripping. Yeah, it's I mean, I don't know, it's it.
I don't know. That's why I like this show is
relatable in a way because you're like, god damn it. It
It reminds me, God damn it. It reminds me of

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someone I used to work with who was right too
charged up on the little bit of responsibility they had.
Uh and yeah, just like started making my blood boil.
And then also like having to watch Elizabeth like just
eat ship and be like, oh, okay, I'm sorry, I
won't talk back to you because like she's like, because
I need the job, So okay, I will endure this

(01:02:46):
abuse sor yeah. Yeah. So so Captain Lee, I just
looked up follows three people on instagram m which is
a very small, very curated list. He has over half
a million follow he follows, and one of them that
was this conservative you know who. He doesn't he's a

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variety of opinions. Here's here's what, here's here's what really
concerns me. He does not follow the rock. Okay, you
know what, we gotta move on. So Francesca is also
trying to try the middle of the road. No, one's
better at right in the middle of the road. That
the rock. The rock. He's a spy. He's a spy.
He's not following the rock for his cover man, God

(01:03:29):
damn it. Lee Francesca is trying to chat up Rob
but it's going nowhere because he's so awkward and he's
and she's like, so do your parents have in Canada?
And he's like yeah, She's like and she says she's
not into it because he it's very hard to have
conversation with him. And it's the next day. Guys, we'll

(01:03:50):
be right back after this. No, no, no, We're gonna
jam through the rest of this so we can finish up.
So is He is still sick, so Eddie puts her
down because she needs to recover, and Captain Lee says
they're gonna dar in a guest room tonight because they
need to isolate. And they don't think it's coronavirus because
there aren't any cases on the island yet, but we
need to take perfec. Well, we also don't really understand
the magnitude of boys about to happen, as I clearly

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don't understand what quarantining is it's not an afternoon in
a different room. Wow, I mean she she could still
come to the yacht club and affect. In fact, a
lot of people don't worry about it. So the guests
are leaving, Um, they're like, yeah, so you guys did
a great job. Okay, bye because I don't want to
talk about the Loris and Eddie says, James can take

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Elizabeth out on a date. No problem is what does
he know? Who gives a funk? It's tip meeting time.
Cathleen's like, wow, everyone really handled the charter while, you know,
and even though ship went down, it would be funny
if he's like, no, you can't go on a date.
You have to go hang out with drunk Rachel. No.
So they get the day off tomorrow and they get

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to go to a beach club called Catherines to chill
the funk out. And we also learned that they gotta
six in thousand seven k tip. If I'm looking for
a good convent, I'm going to Katherine's. If I'm looking
to hang out on the beach. If Katherine's is a
great like that set up time, but we got there.

(01:05:15):
Oh yeah, Stine's convent great club, because like it's basically
Kathy where'd youth's went to? I was at Karen's. I
thought you sent me to Karen's Cathy Club. Yeah, isn't
that what she said? There's the cartoon act, that's what

(01:05:37):
it is. Whatever, So they think that Dolores was supposed
to kick in some cash for the tip, but they
got rid of verse, so she was like, no thanks.
Francesco surprisingly chilled at Elizabeth and James are going out
on a date. And then so James plux his eyebrows
and gets ready for his date and they go to

(01:05:57):
some restaurant and that's where we learned that James says
he only knows what an egg plant is because of
the emoji. I expect nothing less. And then back on
the boat, everyone's just chilling and drinking and Rachel dares
Eddie to go do a goat call on the deck,
and of course he does it because this is what
fucking Eddie lives for. Okay, Eddie lives to make people laugh. Yeah, yeah,

(01:06:20):
he lives for lives for suggestions. Yeah he really does,
because he does it. So food that's not food, guys,
no food suggestions. Yeah, and he's like or whatever. That
sounds like a donkey, But he's so quick to be like,
I'm sorry, performance you know, that's what Eddie's here for.

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And then Elizabeth and James come back to the boat
and they go to a guest cabin too. Buck we
hear her being like, oh, yeah, I think I might
be able to to um to make a super cut
of all of Eddie's impressions on this show and get
him hired at S and l Oh my god, please
don't do that. That's not worth your time. All right,

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it's the next day again. We've had a lot of
days on this episode. This episode fifteen minutes longer, so
we really got to wrap it up. So Rachel says
she doesn't get hangovers because she keeps the party going
and she's still drunk from the night before. She's like
wakes up like wasted. She's like a monster. Yeah, she's

(01:07:24):
a beast. Good for her. Chefs are just next level. Man.
I don't know what that brain chemistry is something we
should study. Well, Like when you don't ever, you know,
if you work in a restaurant, you don't have a
Friday or a Saturday ever, so your Friday and Saturdays
come after service or you're drinking through it and then
you party at the end. And then you're like, the

(01:07:47):
social schedule of of chefs is so unique, but yeah,
given us the delicious food unique clue. So um. They
let Izzy come even though apparently she's so sick, but
it's totally cool. She comes to a day club as
long as she lays down the whole time and doesn't drink.
I'm like, that's that doesn't stop droplets from spreading. I'm

(01:08:09):
a germ spreading expert now that I've lived through a pandemic. Okay, okay,
Rachel is wasted already at the beach club and just
chugging espresso martinis, which now I'm learning is a very
dangerous thing. Espresso martinis. What the fuck She's like? And
then I woke early on She's like, he just keep

(01:08:30):
drinking and you don't get tired, and I'm like, that's
the yikes, dude, let's take her away from her. That's
she's the type of person who blacks back in and
has blood on her hands, you know, and then said
she was invited to kill that person, or she just goes, well,
that was weird, and then just washes her hands and
never thinks about it again, does not acknowledge any of

(01:08:51):
the consequences of what she's done, because who cares. She
can't remember. That's Rachel. Skin under my fingernails, that's just me, Rachel.
I just keep the already going hangovers, Honey, I don't
get hungover, And I'm like, oh boy, because I never
stopped drinking exactly. That's how you avoid a hangover. You

(01:09:12):
just keep going forever. So that's when Rachel something Anna.
Holy yeah. Rachel is just laying down and screaming and
babbling on her lounger, and then she slowly awakens to
find that there's a stage and music playing in an
open mic, so she just walks not literally open mic
to Mike, just doesn't have anyone in front of it.

(01:09:32):
So she walks up. She like tells the band, She's like,
I want to play some dirty ash ship. Okay, let's
play some nasty nasty ship, and then she starts being
like titty into the mic. What was the song she wrote? Demand?
That's right? So Francesca tries to go get Rachel off
the stage, but Rachel tells a man, I wanted to
walk it after midnight. Google it let's go, funny it,

(01:09:57):
Google it, let's go. Man, we don't have um phones
on us, we don't have anywhere to put them while
we play on the instrument. The deal is you walked
in on us between sets. We're an actual fucking band
for us not doing that are what? Now? Wow, my

(01:10:19):
my new favorite law. I'm gonna start saying that walking
after midnight. Google it, let's go. That's my new favorite thing.
I'm gonna start saying, google it, let's go, because that
is so fucking out of Like, who the fuck do
you think you are? Google it? Let's go. Um Anyway,
but Francesca is like, no, no, girl, we gotta get

(01:10:40):
off stage, and and Rachel's like, fuck you, fuck you,
and she turns to the band. She's like, start have
to be an asshole. And then Francesca slowly escorts her away,
and Eddie's like she she broke the two rules of yachting.
Don't embarrass yourself, don't embarrass the crew. And I'm like, Eddie,
shut up. But anyway, that is the end of the episode.

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I should know because I've embarrassed myself and I've embarrassed
the crew and my future therapist, all my descendants are
going to change their names. All right, it's time for both.
Facts with Nikky Tas. But about facts with Nikky Tas, Guys,
I know you're always wondering what happens when my boat sinks?

(01:11:26):
You know, I know you are. Every tv C CRUI
has ever been on. The boat is sunk. And so
how do we swim back to Florida? That's the question.
What's the fastest way? You know? There are four popular
swimming strokes that are used competitively. What are they? Let's
name them freestyle, freestyle, butterfly, butterfly, back stroke, Yes, stroke,

(01:11:51):
there we go, that's the that's the right there. Now.
The question is order them from fastest stroke to slower stroke.
All right, let's go fastest. Uh, I would say backstroke?
Wait wait wait oh no, breaststroke is fastest, then followed

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by freestyle, butterfly, then backstroke. Okay, yeah, I know what
he said. Okay, Well, the fastest is freestyle. Should be
a big surprise. I thought, maybe got more out of
doing this ship. That's what I thought too, actually more intense. No, um,

(01:12:35):
the that's not even number two. So yeah, freestyle number one,
butterfly number two. That was That was a surprise um,
then breath stroke, then backstroke. Okay, so back backstroke, backstrokes,
backstrokes the one I'm best at. Im that's where But

(01:12:57):
that's that's like, I think one of the most finesse ones,
isn't it. Backstroke is actually like it's like of the
techniques to do. You gotta be really on top of
your ship to do that, right, don't you. Uh yeah,
Well you gotta know where you're going. You gotta know
what direction you're going. I think I could just be
saying that because I feel like I saw a gift
of somebody doing a backstroke with a water bottle on
their forehead the whole time, and I let's just say,

(01:13:19):
I ken't you that this actually might be this actually
might be the one the best one to flee a
sinking ship front with because it requires the least amount
of breathing, Like, oh, your your breathing isn't restricted when
you're on your back. I think that's why I liked
it the most growing up taking swim lessons and swimming
and stuff. I like that one because I'm not a

(01:13:40):
fan of breaststroke, because I'm just kind of like, I
feel like I'm just drowning. Mhm, just a thought. Anyway,
that's both facts. Nick hit me up on my socials.
I'll see you guys next week. All right, that was
both facts and Nikki these thank you so much. Miles,
where can people follow you and listen to you? And Twitter? Instagram,
Miles of grade and he's like, guys for fiance, that's

(01:14:01):
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me off a couple of nugs, I can hit uplunt
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episode eleven with us. We really appreciate you coming back
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(01:14:45):
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