Season 8, Episode 15 with Molly Lambert

Anna and Nick are joined by Molly Lambert to talk season 8, episode 15 of Below Deck.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Deckheads, a production of I Her Radio. Welcome
to Deckheads with your hosts Nick and Anna, broadcasting from
the bottom of the boat below below deck. Whoa horny?
All ya talk all the time? I'm having a party.

(00:21):
We're shoveling cold to keep this show afloat. I love cocaine.
We're off the map in international waters. I need some trama.
Me hide that cocaine. Never in my nose. Should see
you know I'm in an open relationship. Below deck wo

(00:44):
me Deckheads? Hi? Nick, how are you? Hey? Anna? Everybody?
Welcome to another episode of Deckheads. We take a lot
of fun on this show, and today will be no exception. Anna,
you are in green. It really brings out the red
in your scrunchy. And your headphones are so big they

(01:09):
must be really expensive. With your glasses, they're really big
and they cover almost your whole face. But it's okay
because they don't look like they're doing much well there
because I can't see anything and their transition, so they
got dark when I go outside, but not all the
way dark, just dark enough for you to just look

(01:30):
straight at me and be like, what's the point of
those when's the last time they you went outside long
enough for your sunglasses to go dark. Just just before this,
I took my dog out and they were completely they're
still they're still transitioning back to light because I was
just outside. And yes, my headphones are expensive, but it's

(01:51):
because my boyfriend's a sound guy and he's very tough.
Doesn't really let me use anything less than the best quality.
He's tough on you abusive. What would he do if
he walked in and found you were in some fucking
I was? He would probably stop the recording and lecture me.

(02:11):
I'm not joking. He's very strang He literally will come
into this here. Can you hear this at all? There's
four people who live in this building, and so you
know all of our whoa was that? Did he just
hit you with an eye wall? Hit me with a
dog toy? Oh my god? Don't talk about him? When
are you going to learn your lesson? Okay, So my

(02:34):
neighbor has a car that has no muffler or not
a good muffler or whatever, because he's like a cool guy.
Now it's funny in a pandemic. And also they just
moved here from Minnesota. I don't know what was going
on in Minnesota, where it was obviously cool. But here
his car is parked right next to everybody's bedrooms, all

(02:57):
four bedrooms space. And then he got a new job
recently that requires him to leave at seven am. Mm hmm.
What what do you do about that? Uh? I got
a little excuse me, sir, the livy and I like
complee bed the week, Dave. Yeah, I think that's literally

(03:22):
what you have to do. Alright, alright, well, I'm glad
I read it by you. I assumed we would get
a lot of goods. Is there another place you could
bark your car because your your car as loud as fuck?
Or maybe get a muffler or whatever it's called. Yeah, Hey,
we all chipped in and bought each other mufflers. Do

(03:43):
you want to do the same for you? She'd be like, well,
all chipped in and got you a Prius. Very quiet,
you will love it and you'll save the environment, So
please drive that and then just buy him a Prius whatever.
You know what, I needed a new muffler, and so
I accidentally took your car in and got a muffler
on it. I'm so sorry, but it's probably for the best.

(04:06):
It doesn't seem like you had one. Yeah, alright, so
do that. All right, We're here to talk about Below
Deck Season A, episode fifteen. I thought this was the finale.
Turns out next week's the finale, but whatever. We are
joined by a guest that we've had on before. She
is a known below Deck watcher. You may have listened

(04:26):
to her on Nightcall. You may have listened to her
on her Twitter. Stupid, I don't know. She's a writer,
she's a podcaster, she's a cultural commentator. Her name is
more Oh. I already introduced her that she is a
free Brittany advocate. That's right. You got to introduce her

(04:48):
again because I'm gonna I'll keep going. She is Molly Lambert.
That's that's Molly Lamb. Molly Lambert everyone she is me.
Hey guys, I what was the original podcast you're on
with Emily Girls and Hoodies? Yeah, yeah, okay, I've been
on a lot of podcasts. I'm like Troy mccler. Oh,
there we go. She's had a Oh you had h

(05:09):
North Mollywood. Yeah, a long it's a long list, just
like Below Deck. A lot of spinoffs. You do, you
are the spinoff queen, and you know what We are
so pleased to have you back to talk about this
episode where we lose. We lose a good one, but
a dumb one again. Yo, no spoilers. Did I love James? No,

(05:31):
we don't know. Oh boy. Honestly, it feels like James
should have gone just strictly on how he treated Elizabeth
at the end. But he was a shag lag lad,
the shag lag shag Lad, So we should love rat.
I should do one episode where I don't listen to
I don't watch the show, and then just try to

(05:52):
pretend I did all episode and see if I can
get away with it. I bet you could. Yeah I did.
I kind of did it on um our first Our,
first ever show with a guest, Miles Gray, Episode one
of this season. I watched like half of it. I'm

(06:12):
sorry what and then you just you're just telling me
this now? Yeah, I think because I was, like, you know, important,
You're the expert. You're supposed to come in prepared so
the guests who might not know anything about the world
of Below Deck can ask you questions. Well, that's the

(06:36):
beauty about this show is that if you don't watch
Below Deck, you're not here. I disagree everyone else did
you not watch it, Molly, Oh, I watched it. I
just think people love listening to the beautiful sound of voices. Sure,
are you guys fighting again? Okay? Just sure, Okay? Whoa

(07:00):
the aggression needs to calm down? All right, whatever we're
all all having I'm gonna have to play that back
to see what we were actually arguing. Alright, Blowdecks Season A,
episode fifteen, We continue with the one drunk seagull kid.
I don't know their names. One of them is David.
It seems like all their names are David. Hard to
say which one is. Which are they all David? Well,

(07:22):
it's hard for him to remember. Remember, these aren't These
aren't even his only batch of kids. He's got three batches.
So I think all the boys in the third batcher David, right,
and these are all Jackie sons, except for the older one,
who's clearly like from another situation. Might have just like
cloned them directly off of David's sperm too. They might

(07:45):
not even be using David anymore. I don't know. They
seemed like David to me in the way. They were
like such dipshits. If I had the money, I wouldn't
be using any of my d n A to have kids.
M I'd be straight Clooney, you would just be like

(08:06):
all your kids would look like George Clooney. I just
need to chop off Cluney's arm. Take it to my
guy can bring in a bang of a boom eight
Cluney kids. Nice. So yeah, this this seagull kid, He's like, oh,
it tries anything against your engage and let me meke
you bankness. Before that, he finally goes down and goes

(08:29):
to bed all upset, mumbling about how Ashley won't serve
him anymore. And she lied about the hot tub, and
it's like full. I literally could imagine him in the
hot tub, slowly sinking down until he drowns. He was
so drunk he should definitely not get in the hot tub.
And it was like to jump in the tender yeah,

(08:50):
And it was like he was so drunk. It didn't
seem like he was gonna remember the next day that
she had told him the hot tub is closed, but
he did that. He should have done. She made a
big mistake. She should have gotten the wine key right,
pressed it, pressed it right in his neck and then
twisted it. Oh you know, it could didn't go any

(09:12):
further and then use those wings to pop it out,
just pop out his trachia. You think she should have
just yeah, as blood spurts from his mouth, she should
have held up a wine glass and then until and
then when it gets full, he falls over and she
drinks the celebratory glass of his blood. That is uh,

(09:35):
I like that very Edgar Allan Poe thank of a Monteato. Yeah, yeah,
very what Molly said. And I guess eat the rich vibe,
which I guess we should. I mean, if we were
to start eating the rich, this, this is the family
we should start with. Have you guys seen the Queen
of Versailla movie, the documentary? Yeah, yes, I've seen it

(09:58):
a couple of times. And she said, you guys are
saying last week that they are actually friends with Captain Lee.
Maybe it's implied, it's implied more so recently that their
friends fish comfortable. Look, it's not great. He's never had
a good friend, you know, it's never No one's ever
had a friend. Come on, and it's just a regular Joe,

(10:21):
the guy who makes sixty grand year. She's just excited
to be on a boat. No, they don't have friends
like that because they only are ever on a boat.
It's always like Mexico Mansions guy and he's friends with
Captain Lee. The best friends you can have are their friends.
You only see if you have a hundred thousand dollars, right,

(10:41):
Like Captain Sandy has all those friends that are like, oh,
she's a plastic surgeon in San Diego, and she and
her wife for like my vacation friends and they are Oh,
she's one of the doctors too on television. Oh right,
that's right. Also, Captain Sandy implied that she knew the
Seagulls to when Jackie came for the med season. Captain

(11:03):
Stanny was like, they're good. They do a lot of philanthropy.
They're big for Trump. They're philanthropist for Trump. All the
like reality show circuit people that are on reality shows
but maybe also have a job. I'll know each other. Yeah,
it's just like all rich conservatives, right, they all know
Lisa vander Pump. I love Lisa um. As I've said

(11:27):
many times in this show, there is no philanthropy. The
only person you could call a philanthropist is someone who
has millions and then gives it away to the point
where they no longer have it. But if you just
keep getting richer every year, then you're not actually donating
any money. What you're doing is getting cheaper taxes probably.

(11:50):
You know all those those companies you know where you
at the check out, they're like, hey, you want to
donate a dollar to kids. That's because they donate that,
and then you that on their taxes to pay less money.
And that is the only thing happening. Ever, when anyone
donates that is rich. That's true, including myself, the richest

(12:13):
person here. M sorry to see all your millions in
those piles of clothes behind you, those fancy headphones. That
gives her away as a millionaire. I refuse to put
my clothes away. That's my That was my quarantine rule
from the start. No clothes are going put away. Okay, honey,
they all land on that closed chair. We women. I

(12:33):
love that philosophy. Were women all right? Where were we? Oh?
It's okay, So the rich kid goes to bed and
that's the wrong sound. I just pressed, well that's his sound.
The next day, you're right, that was like, that was good,
that was perfect che ching. I'm a dumb, dumb Yeah,

(12:55):
it's the next day. So Elizabeth wakes up dreading seeing Francesca,
and it's inter think because now her and her and
Rachel really have more things to bond about, which is
their issues with Francesca and the fact that I guess
Elizabeth is slowly coming to uh Rachel's side on her
thoughts on James being a fucking trash bag. Rachel says,

(13:17):
ship is going downhill and it's because of Francesca. It's
all because of Franisca. And Rob's being a little ship
about is he telling him what to do? Now? What
happened here with Rob? I'm really used to respect Rob,
and you know, he's kind of a dick because Rob
has no character, and so it's just if he has

(13:39):
one issue, any issue with anybody, it's going to be
blown up like it's his whole personality. But it is
his whole personality. Is being like saying like snide, ship changed.
I don't know what it is, though, but I've we
feel like we've seen it happen on every below deck
and it's always really unsettling to me. But there's like
a boys club thing that happened ends on the deck.

(14:02):
When a woman is in charge, they don't wear It's
like when they're just like doing there, cleaning the salt
line or whatever, they're always like, what a fucking bitch
our bosses. Yeah, well, this is just what happens when
somebody from the peanut gallery gets picked. The dynamic changes.

(14:24):
And I also, you know, obviously we're only seeing editing,
but it seems like she could laugh it off. I
don't know. I mean sure, it feels like she did
laugh off the first couple. Then after a while he
just kept being like, what, what do you know the
queen ever side and she was like what, Yeah, Like
when he just like wouldn't get off the jet ski,
it's hell, this was just a little like underminery, like bullshit.

(14:47):
She's like, do your fucking job, and then he was
like she's a pretty route today. Hot. It's like, dude,
just fucking yeah. Like it's as simple. It's just fucking
do it. Rob. You're not as cool as the other
Rob who was easy to do it impression. Up. You're
just new Rob, just new Rob. Yeah, just do your
fucking job that you're getting paid to do. It's just

(15:09):
like some of them are like, hey, I hate when
a woman tells me what to do, and it's like, well,
too bad. I sometimes feel like James is encouraging Rob
to be a poopy poopy That's what I'm saying. They
encourage each other to be to be like dip shits,
and it's like they're doing the grown work together while
their bosses. You know, Lavishing is the Queen of Versailles,

(15:29):
so that that gives them time to be resentful. That
is Izzy's vibe. Also, I feel bad that she was
literally trying to plan like an outing for Elizabeth's birthday,
only for her to get fired. It's pretty sad. It
was nice that one person was trying to celebrate Elizabeth's birthday.

(15:51):
Oh poor thing. I always you know what, Elizabeth, Unfortunately
you've never had a chance. Okay, so yeah whatever. Rob
is being a little ship. So Captain Lee is learning
about coronavirus. He's like, oh my god, I can't let
my head around. Oh but luckily there are no cases

(16:12):
on the island. I'm going to follow my president's orders.
I love how they're all like, oh, the islands actually
the safest place to be, and it's like you are
literally shepherding around rich tourists from other countries coming to
this place, like what else do you think is going

(16:32):
to happen. Yeah, that's the thing is like everyone around
you has been traveling. Also, it's funny how none of
us even today know what anything about the coronavirus for real,
So it's funny to see people a year ago speculating
on definitely what they know it is. Yeah. I know

(16:54):
some people have hated this season of Bravo because all
of the shows reach a point, a tipping point where
coronavirus comes into the show and becomes a plot line.
But I have personally loved it because every time on
every Bravo show, there's like an episode where they're like, oh,
what's this coronavirus? Well, it doesn't seem like that big

(17:15):
of a deal. I'm not that worried, And then like
the next episode they're all in lockdown. Fine, six of
them have died away. It's the flu. And you're like,
does anyone watch Your Honor? Yes, okay, best show on TV.
You are you caught up? Yes? I believe so up
to eight. Um, there's actually a nine. Okay now that

(17:38):
I'm not caught It came out, um, but I just
came out on Sunday. So Your Honor, Um, they went
a eight episodes the films in New Orleans. They went
eight episodes without ever saying coronavirus or virus. I'm not
even sure if they've even said the name of it.
But eight episodes in they finally have like the big

(18:00):
rial to and so they finally had to say, yeah, so,
usually I would this courtroom would be filled and this
would be broadcasts somewhere, um, but we can't do that
now because of the virus. And then there was one
shot of a lady wearing a mask. And then in

(18:20):
this latest episode they talked about it a couple more times.
But it's just so funny when it because the show
was really trying to not have to talk about it. Hey, well,
so we're a lot of people in New Orleans, including
that guy who was like the senator or something who
died right man, the young right wing guy who was

(18:41):
just like, yeah, that's just what happens. It's not a
good look, alright. So Captain Lee's like, this ship is confusing.
But the crew gets ready for a beach picnic and
James thinks Elizabeth is smart enough to know that their
relationship is going nowhere gets it she is, I'm a
fun boy, that part where he's like, well, I'm twenty

(19:04):
six and she's thirty, and everyone knows a thirty year
old woman wants to get married and have babies, and
I'm only twenty six, a mere child, so she obviously
knows that it's not serious and going nowhere because of
the giant age differential between us. It's like, no, she doesn't,
Well have you seen her? A woman who wears crystals

(19:27):
in her bra is not aware of your energy at
this point. It's also like maybe she doesn't want you
to like put a baby in her in a ring
on it. She just wants you to like acknowledge that
it's her birthday after you put your penis inside of her,
like her pretty low bar. You don't have to acknowledge

(19:50):
someone's birthday if they're about to be fired. Okay, don't
you don't think he's tuned in. You don't think he
heard the scuttle, but everybody hears everything on this. He overheard.
He knows she's gone, and he loves her. You guys
are reading this all. He loves her. He cannot stand
the fact that he is about to lose her, and

(20:12):
it's like, you know, it's like yeah, it's like someone's
gonna leave the country on February six. You know, you
just can't have Valentine's Day together because it hurts too much.
I love when that happens on the show, when people
hook up and then one of them decides that they're
not into it and starts acting really cold and distant,

(20:33):
and it's like, bro, you're on a boat together, like
you literally can't avoid this person. You literally one of
you has to murder the other for it to be okay.
Just like, stop having sex if you don't if you're
not into them, just like stop leading them on or
do like a classic what was it Tanner in season
seven where he's like, I think we should see other

(20:55):
people and she was like, okay, you want to see
Captain Lee? Um, yeah, miserable. Just don't date on a boat.
It seems easy enough, but Elizen, just like be up front,
just be like I don't like you like that, but
let's keep banging until the charter is over, uh, instead
of being like she'll figure it out by me, Oh

(21:20):
I love you. No, nothing's changed, babe. It's just that
I've I've been really into work lately. Oh yeah, no,
the boss is really writing me. I know, it's so
sad and she's just so like there's the thing is
like I can't hate Elizabeth because there's nothing malicious about Elizabeth, Like, no,

(21:41):
she's just um yeah, it's hard to hate someone who's
just like just free spiriting around, being like every time
games in the room, the female version of Sunshine. Yeah,
she just is. And it's like I can't really hate her.
I mean, Francesca can hate her. Francesca can't fucking hate her.
But I keep being like, why does Francesca hate her

(22:02):
so much? And then I was like, oh, right, because
she made mustard gas that one time, the mustard that
that was tough. That was tough for me as well.
I wasn't sure if I could move past that. However,
all time moment on the show, nobody got hurt. We
all learned you can make mustard gas out of Look
look I had during the super Bowl, so we all
know I can make mustard gas. Yeah, step boy, you know.

(22:26):
On that note, let's take a quick break because we
should be RB and we're back. When I said b RB,
it kind of reminded me of Andy Cohen's That's what
I was gonna say, But I didn't want to sidetrack

(22:47):
with the Andy Cohen song again. Even that reminded me
of a kid I grew up with brab. That's funny,
Hey brab, it's actually b r b. Is brab short
for something, No brab is long for my name. Br

(23:09):
b Uh. It's almost sounds like Arby's. Hey, I'm b rbs.
What do you mean you won't hire me? I'm literally Arby's.
So the drunk from the drunk all the drunk sun
from last night says he rats out Ash, and he's like,

(23:30):
I was like really upset last night because Ash told
me the hot tub was draining, But then I went
up there and it wasn't draining, and I was like,
really upset last night because you wouldn't give me alcohol.
It like really hurt my feelings. It was like the
saddest thing I've ever seen. I wanted to be like,
just shot hot. I love this zero reaction those two

(23:51):
people are giving, because no, I think they're family friends.
I think they're literally like you're annoying other day, Avid,
shut up. Like even they're like uh huh, yes, we
we are employed by your father. Yeah. There's such little
snobs and the way. I was like, who do they

(24:12):
remind me of? Maybe it's like the Trump Suns. It's
just like they do. They just have like mouth breatherkin
like like we're fifteen or whatever and you have to
serve us alcohol. Where's the alcohol? Why haven't you given
me alcohol yet, servant? I'm allowed to drink it here
on the high seas. Yeah, yeah, all you seem really cool.

(24:36):
We would love to disappear you out here. So I
don't know why they always freak out when the rich
people jump in or threatened to jump in. Just let
them and then keep going. I think it's just the
insurance liability. I don't think they care about it as
a moral stance. My license. They get to a they

(25:00):
can kill that's maritime law. You're allowed to a year.
That's maritime law. We all learned that. He was like,
maritime law actually says that we can kill two people
a year, so you can't have weed on board. Stupid
godly in her maritime law, babe, and might make it

(25:23):
so that you can't help me hold someone's arms back
when we're feeding them to the sharks on this voyage.
Oh she's the worst, the worst. We knew she was
the worst when she set up that love triangle for herself.
Well we knew she was the worse when she was
in any way attracted to Adam. That's a red flag.

(25:43):
Oh yeah, that guy's a monster. I think people get
crazy vision on the boats though you get sea goggles. Yeah,
that's true, except for that relationship. Yeah, what was the
the equation? It was seven ten to four seven two
for seven too, Is that right? It's um, it's a

(26:06):
it's a four when you first Wait, it's a four
when you first see her, and then she's a seven
after a couple of weeks at sea, and then when
you break up with her. Oh no, when then when
you bring her home to meet your mates, she's a two.
Who came up with that? I wish I hadn't started

(26:27):
saying that. I think it was those were Mad season Mad,
like season one or two of Med. Yeah, that's like
early days. I forget who came up with that. Well,
I think people just freak out when they have to
go on land, when they have to like leave the
bubble of the ship. Yeah, it's just a summer camp.
Is your summer camp girlfriend going to be your girlfriend

(26:48):
in real life? Probably not? That's tough. I don't know. Um. Yeah.
So Francesco over here is the weird drunk kid complaining
and she's like, I'm so sorry about that. Who told
you this? He's like um, Ash and James and she's
like okay, um, and he says, they said I couldn't
stay up. I was upset about it anyway, but like

(27:11):
Ash says that she didn't think he would remember it,
and she tells Francesca he was wasted and tried to
jump in the tender so she cut him off, and
Francesca's like, you're right, you did right now. If this
was Elizabeth, she would have already been fired because Elizabeth sucks.
But you Ash, You're a mini me. You're just like
I want to cut your face off and weard on mine.
I love you so much, and Ashes like, thanks, girl,

(27:34):
that relationship is appropriate. I hate it. That's another thing
that happens often on the show that I've noticed, much
like the boys club thing that happens just from people
working together on the shitty jobs, is that there's a
thing where like the girls will team up against whoever
is like the lowest wrong girl to like show their dominance.

(27:54):
And I feel like sometimes it's like female bosses will
like single out another female and be like I'm just
gonna ride you all day to show that I'm in charge.
I mean, that seems to be what's happening, because no
matter what Elizabeth does it she just goes like, oh right, yeah,
it's it's so over the top. So if it's if

(28:17):
there's two men and one woman in charge, then the
men are the problem. But if it's all women, then
the women still find a way to destroy one of
the women. And it's just like a three person they
punched down instead of punching up, instead of team, instead
of the two people that are at the bottom teaming

(28:37):
up and being like, our boss is such an asshole.
It's the boss recruits one of the underlings to be
like you're my favorite. She's off like Cinderella. It's Cinderella.
What if what if it's all three guys, then what's
the idea? I mean, they usually just brow out is
perfect time. They're like, don't mind if a man tells

(29:01):
me what to do. New probs there, Let's all fucking
get it done, bro, which is like all Izzy's trying
to do is be like, let's all get it done. Bro,
and they're like, um, we'll get it done when we
feel like it. They're like, we're actually having a competition
to see who could hold their breath longer, so you
can you just like hold on a second, like oh,
like okay, mom, thanks a lot. They started acting like

(29:24):
the little David's Yeah it's pretty sad, but so hot.
I'm really attracted to that. Oh my god, these guys
are the worst. I'm so hot somebody somebody. Yeah, so yeah.
Francesca says she has no trust in Elizabeth so she
can't go do the beach picnic and she just can't

(29:47):
wait to just be like Elizabeth, you've been let go,
which I'm like, that's a really dark thing. Oh, she's
so horny to get her fired. It's so funked up.
It's just like Malia. It's gross. Yeah, like you shouldn't
find joy and letting someone go. That's there's a darkness
within you that we should explore on talk space. That's
also like the little fascist in them. It's like, oh,

(30:09):
I'm going to rap you out to the boss and
it's gonna get me in better with the boss and
show that's a little little bootlocker. I am everyone to know.
She's like a fucking minion. Why shouldn't you be excited
to get rid of someone. She can't make the decision
to fire someone on her own. She's wanted to fire
Elizabeth the whole time, and she finally got the chance.

(30:31):
But I mean, anyone would be happy about it. I
just to pretend she's not what you're saying. I just
think it's like, there's two charters left and it's COVID.
You're not going to find anyone else. You're actually fucking
yourself over by firing this person, unless they're like so incompetent,
they're making work go backwards. It just seems like she's

(30:52):
just more airheaded than anything else. Like whatever she does
the job, she fine, she makes mustard gas. That's what
you asked to do, right, she understands chemistry, like whatever
did let her? Whatever? Bro She just she's in a
bad hook up situation. Like give her they should do.
Don't send her home, Send her to the deck crew

(31:16):
and then bring Izzy back on the interior. Make her
lead deckhand. Yeah, make her and then make Izzy mix
it up baby, yeah, and then make Ashley and the
captain good idea. Well, yeah, so the guests are literally

(31:36):
bitching about how their trips have all been canceled because
of coronavirus, and Jackie literally says, She's like, I think
it's the Democrats blowing it out out of proportion to
mess up the election for Trump. O. God, it worked. Yeah,
show your ass, honey, show your ass, because we did it. Bitch,

(31:57):
who did you vote for? Bitch? That's what I thought
by Mary Anne Williamson, that's what she voted for. Jackie's like,
I would love for Mary's. She got very confused. They're
on that that big crystal circuit. Probably what if we
found out that Elizabeth was campaigning for Mary Anne Williamson,
if there was one person she's like, me and my

(32:19):
energy healer are actually um working together. I'm just saying,
all those all the rich white ladies with energy healers
definitely also know each other and on the same circuit exactly,
So I think they're all connected. Going to that doctor
on the doctors they're not getting vaccinated because they're new
and quing on. You know, you're you're a crazy billionaire

(32:43):
when your doctor that you refer to as your primary
care physician is your plastic surgeon. Boom, Yeah, Okay, So
Rachel's starting to get annoyed at the interior crew because
they're not helping her with all the food for the
beach picnic. And if I was Francesca, I would be
concern because Elizabeth or Rachel's a loose cannon and you

(33:04):
sleep in a room with her, and you should start
sleeping with one eye open because this bitch seems like
she will cut you. I love Rachel. I have come
to love Rachel. The chefs are always so unhinged. You
don't love Rachel. I do love Rachel. You okay, okay,
this is the question. Do you want to hang out
with Rachel? Yeah? Man, you want to rely on Rachel? No?

(33:28):
Not rely? I mean she doesn't get drunk at like
I thought that was so Rachel work. You don't work
with her, you're her friend drink And he was so
embarrassed that she got so drunk on her day off.
It was like, it's your day off and you have
a you have a camera crew, Like nobody cares if

(33:48):
she interrupts the band and starts singing because you already
paid them. I would love to see the spinoff show
Molly and Rachel, and just so I can see you
hang out with her and be best friends. I always
wanted to watch the crazy broads and give them a spinoff.
I would watch like Rocky and Rachel. I think would
be a great maybe Rocky and Rachel doing some van

(34:10):
life together. Because like you were talking about episode one,
you're talking about Queen Victoria from The Bachelor, who they
just kicked off. You're talking about her last week. I
started watching The Bachelor for the first time in my life,
and that always kick off the crazy people. But those
are always the best people. Somewhat like the Queen Victoria

(34:30):
and Claire Crawley spin off. They keep them for as
long as they can before it becomes unrealistic as to
why they're there. But it's like a little things unrealistic.
It's like, if you're going to have a soap opera,
you've gotta have a villain. It's like, as soon as
they get rid of the antagonist, then everyone's just like, oh,
I love him so much and I don't want him
to date the other girl. It gets, you know, not

(34:51):
as well. The villain will stay longer if the main
lead wants to fuck them. Like we've had villains make
it to the end. You know, like it just depends
like how hot they are on That's a better show though,
because then it's like the other girls are all like
she's going to betray him, and the girls like he
doesn't know and I'm crazy and I'm going to kill
all the other girls have done Bachelor. Oops all crazy.

(35:15):
Well that's what I'm saying, is what I want, like
Claire Proley, Queen Victoria. Oops, all crazy. I mean that's
like Rock of Love and shows like that are oops
all crazies, and that's why they're great. That's why it's good. Oops.
So crazy. Yeah, okay, so I yeah, France's gonna sleep

(35:36):
with one eye open because you room with someone who's
going to stab you and let's make a delicious feel. Yeah,
I know. She'll use you, cook you up, serve you
to the guests and be hey, hey hey it's the
Army Hammer cruise. We can't just that's bad. He also
goes to the Islands though, to do illegal stuff. For sure.

(35:57):
I can't wait till he gets extravted. If that billionaire alone,
um so James and Elizabeth. That's also the thing that
stood out to me at the Brittany Dog. She always
goes you Oh my god. That was the most heartbreaking
part when they kept asking her horrible questions and she
was like, no, you you Brittany. I love you, free Brittany,

(36:20):
free sucking Brittany. Yeah. So James and Elizabeth are the
only two people left on the boat with Captain Lee
and Eddie. But Elizabeth is telling James that she just
wants to hang out with him, like she just can't
wait to hang out with him, and James is like,
he doesn't want to break up with Elizabeth right now
because he doesn't want to hurt her feelings. So he's
just because he was boning. Yeah exactly. He just wants

(36:43):
to like keep leading her on for the time being
and then basically ghost or after he leaves the boat.
That's his plan. The problem is, like the relationships always
escalate really quickly into a really intense zone because you're
on a boat. It's always also one person and gets
deeply attached and the other person's like what, I was
just having fun, right, and then there's nowhere to go

(37:07):
because you're on a boat. I really am surprised more
people don't go missing on this show like that. We
know of how many cast members have never returned. We
don't know where they are very suspicious because it feels
like sometimes if you're on a boat, you're living in
very close quarters. I'm surprised you don't snap in any way.
Maybe you do, I guess rock. Yeah, there's something very

(37:28):
shining e about it that I've always wondered about. There
under the spell of the hierarchy, just like you can't
get off, you're on it, you're on the boat. I
wonderful only went off is in the ocean anyone during
like um like a docking. Ever just like casually walked
off and never came back again. They never just never
heard back from them. Well that's the best is when

(37:49):
somebody quits and they just like walk off the boat
and keep walking, and everyone's like, where are they going?
When Rachel tried to quit, Yeah, but she always comes back.
She's that's what Rachel's like. So on their trap here
of that army. You know, armand Hammer. That's his name
and his his dad's name, and his dad became a

(38:09):
billionaire and then bought armand Hammer just because people thought
he already owned it. The whole story is so crazy
because the great grandfather was named armand Hammer after the
socialist symbol of the arm and hammer, and he was cool.
And then everybody else in the bloodline is like a
rapist murderer who was protected by her. They're all like

(38:33):
robber Baron's. Yeah, that's a dark family history, a lot
of evil people, like sociopathic evil people. Yes, it's real.
It's hard because it's like, do they get away with
being sociopaths just because they're rich or is it like
an inherited bloodline of you know, fucked up frontal lobes

(38:55):
or something, or both or both. I think it's both.
I also think it's both. Yeah, well so speaking of
rich people. So on their trip to the do A
Beach picnic slash swim with sting Rays, one of the
suns keeps bitching about how everything is not a luxurious
enough because they're like driving through the island and he's like,
this isn't gland. He hates being on a bus. Yeah,

(39:18):
he's such a that was the worst. He's like, they're
on the little charter bus and he's like, this isn't luxurious. Yeah,
it's like, dude, you're going you're driving through an island
that you're literally ruining. I was yelling at the TV
because he kept going, I've already seen sting rays. I
don't need I don't care about sting rays. I've already
seen them. I just want to sleep. It's like I

(39:40):
would fucking love to see sting rays. Yeah, and gets there.
He jumps into the water and they're like, please don't
do that. You're going to land on a sting ray,
you dumb mother. Like that's what I want. I want
to I want to kill nature. It's like, could you
be any worse? Really? Could not? Yeah? I got so

(40:01):
mad when he almost jumped on a stingray. I was like,
if you heard a stingray? Well, also, it's like have
you not heard the story of um, what's his name?
Steve Irwin literally like dying stabbed him in the chest,
Like come on, I mean these were some kind of
like gentle stingray because otherwise they wouldn't let these people
near them. But I was also like, it would be

(40:22):
cool if there was like one poisonous stingray in there
that you know, killed them all accidentally. Well, my thing
is like, if you scare a stingray enough, it will
try and defend itself. Like is I it about like
it being gentle. It's like, if you're trying, if a
stingray feels threatened, it's got the name. It's literally in

(40:43):
the name. It's just these people. Well, anyway, Captain Lee
on back on the boat is asking Elizabeth to step
it up and clean some dishes, and he's like, I'm
really I don't really help, Elizabeth, can can me? You know,
I'll do better? And then she's like, I'm like really
stressed about Francesca, and like James is being really weird,
and like with my ex, I dove head first in
and everything happened really fast because my head is usually

(41:07):
in the clouds. At least she's self aware and I
really had to learn the hard way. And it's like
a really rough feeling, and I'm like, this is I mean, look,
Elizabeth told us from the start this was going to happen.
She says she falls in love on every boat that
she's on. She told us, she says, I live in
the clouds. I start to slip. Yeah, I mean, obviously

(41:29):
it's a little bit on her that she's not seeing
the pattern here, but it seems like she's aware of
the pattern but chooses to ignore it when when in
the moment. This is what season of this show, And
no one has ever turned an on boat relationship into
an off boat relationship. The closest anyone came was Ben

(41:53):
and Emily lasted like most of a year or something.
It's not gonna happen. And the per person that realizes that,
I don't think is the crazy one who's doing everything wrong,
meaning James. He's having a dumb relationship with a dumbbo
because they're trapped in a boat. People do it every season,

(42:16):
like half the people do it. It's normal and it's
not going anywhere, and that's normal and that's fine, and
he is not a jerk because of it. They haven't.
You don't even have to say anything. There's nothing to say.
She's like I disagree when she's like I want to
know how you feel about me, and like like she

(42:40):
confronts him and it's like tell me where you think
this is going, and he's like, I gotta go work. Yeah,
what the funk nowhere? What are you talking about? I
just bro just saying, just say, I don't think it's
going anywhere. We're just having fun. Me a stage five
clinger and fucker and then act like what do you
think she clearly here. It's pretty simple. Just be like, hey,

(43:04):
this isn't happening. Like if your bunny gets boiled in
a fatal attraction situation because you never said what you
thought was actually going on, that's on you, Bro. That's
a Michael. Not everything in the world is gonna be
set out loud. Not every person is like some great
person who is super eloquent and has all the right words.

(43:24):
Chucking James is an idiot. We've known that since day
fucking one. She got in a relationship with a fucking moron,
and now she's like, where are we And he's like, uh,
We've never had a conversation of any substance. Why the
fund do you think I'm gonna like Dawson's Creek just
turn into someone with all the words Just like He's like,

(43:49):
I don't want to give her a birthday cake or
acknowledge her birthday or celebrate her in any way because
that'll give her false hope. It's like, bro, putting your
dick in her has given her the false hope. Stop
doing that that But he's not wrong. Doing some bullshit
for her birthday would give her the wrong impression because

(44:09):
he doesn't need to be like, hey, I have to
be there. I don't like you. I just want you
to know that. Just be like, I don't know hate me.
I'm a weirdo. This is how I feel. That's that's
a normal reaction that most guys, you know, aren't gonna
be like, here's all the words you ever want. But
he needs to give her a cake that says the

(44:32):
cake should say in frosting. It's just casual. The problem
is instead of just fucking her, Like if he just
sucked her and ignored her most of the time, that's fine,
it's clear he's just being a dick. But he would
also be like, let's hang out and get to know
each other. That's the problem. He would be like they
would be talking for hours of him being like, are
you in too psychology? What are your parents? Like? Oh?

(44:55):
You have dogs? Like he was he was trying. He's
attempting to get to know her at the same time
not know her. It's weird. It's like just fuck her
and ignore her, or like tell her all that ship
was just a fucking whatever it was. Why are you
here every day if you don't love me? I work here.
I mean, like in the break we didn't. We weren't

(45:17):
on a date. I was on a break. We've had
two We've had one date. Well that's it. Everything else
I was forced to be with. You don't take her
on a date if you just want to suck her.
Well maybe he didn't know at that point that he
didn't want to marry her. Well that's on him. You met,

(45:38):
you've met, Have you met Elizabeth? The bitch is ready
to jump on your dick and also get a ring
on it. If you go on one date with someone,
they don't owe you fucking anything. I feel like, also,
if he's so worried that she's like marriage crazy and like,
don't get involved, that's not what he's doing. It just
doesn't care. He's making mustard gas and then running away.

(46:02):
You know he's having fun. Yeahs having doesn't seem fun.
Though it was fun, it's not fun now it could
have been fun anyway. I just fired her. A little earlier,
Captain Lee tells Elizabeth, if she gets all her work done,
she can go down the slide, and at the time,
I was like, oh no, if Francesca finds out, she's
going to kill everyone that Elizabeth was allowed any sort

(46:23):
of fun and so there's an issue on the beach
at the beach picnic over condiments because they've been forgotten,
and Rachel blames Francesca, Francesco blames Rachel, and in the
flashback they showed it wasn't even clear who was supposed
to bring the condiments because they both were like, you're
gonna bring the continents and like, yeah, you're gonna bring
the condiments. It was like, I was like, I'm confused

(46:44):
as to who was supposed to bring what this This
footage did not actually like give me any information. Now.
It was the mahi mah he all over again. I
think these two should have more go bags, like for
beach picnics, they should pack separate things. There's a bag
in the fridge, there's a bag in the pantry, and
then that they don't use that stuff for any because

(47:06):
they can't leave the boat without leaving something. The condiments
thing too, when they showed it back, it was just
like the Mahi mahi. It was like terrible. Everyone's saying
what they mean, but the communication is terrible. They were like, Okay,
we need these condiments and the other person's like, yes,
we agree that we need someone to bring these condiments
and just nobody said who was going to bring them? Yeah,

(47:28):
I look, I notoriously am against beach picnics always a disaster.
Everyone always forgets something. Have I told you guys about
my beach picnic business? No, but please do. I've got
a fleet of boats and they they're always racing around
just with tons of supplies on board. If you forget

(47:50):
something at your beach picnic, will come by and give
it to you one mustard. Fine, it's Jesus. That is
oh my god, you know what on that note, Let's
take a quicker every one of these people would pay,
would pay that. Let's take a quick break. We'll be
right back after this, and we're back. Wow. Nick has

(48:13):
gotten thousands of investors in his new idea of just
racing around with condiments on a boat. Still no takers
for my inflatable boats. But whatever, you know, is he actually,
once again I think is he might be the top
dog because she saved the day by just going over

(48:36):
to like the snack bar and being like can I
have your catchup? And they were like sure. I was
like okay, easy peasy. Just like that. You know what
is he should be lead deck hand. She should be
the captain and she should be chief stew. There you
go solve the problem is he just takes care of everything.
Oops all he's hoops all I would watch oops all

(48:57):
Issi's also this whole time. I don't know why I
thought Izzy was from the UK. I swear I thought
she said she was from London, but turns out she
was born in New Zealand but raised in Australia. Interesting.
I don't know where I came up with this idea
that she was from the UK, because they all have
those Pan UK, Australia, South Africa. Yeah, just a lot

(49:24):
of colonialist accents with weird vowel sounds. Yeah. Yeah, it
almost doesn't matter where they're from. Well, they're all from Africa.
Even if they say they're from somewhere else, they're from
South Africa. C D Ficky, that's my South Africa. Sec frecky,
it's great. Key, I can't do it. I definitely try to,

(49:50):
like work on my my elephant bone. Blair Dick, that's
my belief Zealand Belier Dick, not good Belay Dick, chi
and Ross Chise and rock damn it. I recommend Ayisha
a lot. He's just like nick, I'm making na Oh

(50:11):
my god, oh my god. It's like a little like
secret RS and everything. It's also just like a lot
of those noises. It's me, Aisha, I should you I
should That's right. They all put ours in Australia. The
RS go at the end of everything. So i'd be

(50:33):
Anna Anna, Honor Honor Tarar. So anyway, yeah, I would
be Nark. No, it'd be ni are like at the
end like Narc narc, except that you are in narc.

(50:55):
But um, anyway, do you guys sorry, I got to
back pain. Do you guys know where I can get
any ubis? Oh? Wow, dude, he's what a narc? What
you have to ask? Hannah? Her ship didn't didn't get
me high. I don't know what it was, CBD, cbd.

(51:18):
Um have you met Malia? Oh yeah no she yeah, exactly,
you Ark, we got it, We got you narcs, fucking
narc easy piece. She's actually forty three years old. I
would believe that. So, um, there's some serious tension between
Francesca and Rachel. What do you know? And back on

(51:39):
the boat, Rob says is he was like micromanaging the
situation the whole time, and it's like, what bitch, she's
the lead dick hand, That's what I'm saying. They're like, oh,
she's being so micromanager. It's like she's your boss, dude. Yeah,
like fucking just do it. She's only like, can you

(51:59):
just up this fucking floaty. That's all I'm asking of
You can just please blow up the floaty. And he's like,
whoa bitch, you are a micromanaging and it's like she's
asking one thing, blow up the goddamn Versacchi floaty. I
didn't think it was funny where he was like, tell her,
didn't it don't work because it's a knockoff. And I
was like, all right, he's got jokes, you got j

(52:22):
l O L. It was at nice floaty. Also, I
wonder if it was actually Versacci or for its just
looked like it had the Versacci print. I bet it's Versacci.
I bet it was like a joke and a joke
bag she got. I feel like all those high end
brands sends like weird things like that with some there
because they know that everyone who has one of their

(52:44):
things is going to be like on a beach in
the south of France. Yeah, I feel like I've seen
Kylie Jenner or somebody being like my Chanel inflatable or something.
Oh my god, it's realnut and it costs two fifty dollars.
It's real. It only cost two hundred and fifty dollars.
What makes it special? Does it say? Is it like

(53:06):
favorite face on it? No, it just has the like print.
I liked when the guy said, oh, I've been saying
it for sales this whole time. Oh yeah, because it
made me think of when Unami Malone calls it for
Sacchi Versas in Show Girls. Oh yeah, Versachi verses. Yeah,
he does say, this is insane. It feels so dumb.
I thought it was for sales. It's like it's still

(53:28):
it's dumb that it's Versailles. Yeah. Are you going to
give us any details? Are you just gonna keep reading
it and talking about how it's saying it is? Ordering it?
I gotta narrated a little bit afraid she's going to
read her credit card number out loud when she is
ordering it. Right now, it's two fifty dollars and one

(53:49):
nine euro and you can also buy like verse Sacchi
ping pong paddles with it that are a hundred euro
look I'm I really should get off this site because
this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. Okay, look,
nothing you need more with an inflatable ring than ping
pong paddles. What a fucking way this is going to

(54:09):
make our beach picnics so luxurious, Like I am shook
by the fact that that's really for Sacchi. So anyway
is he tells raw by the way, just to tell
our listeners, Um, there is nothing special about this. It
is just that it's the only one license to have
versacey baroque print on it. Yeah, that's it. And it's

(54:33):
just a normal one that would cost you forty bucks
anywhere else, even less than forty bucks. I feel like
no good one. Believe me. I've done my research this summer.
Yeah you want strong filigree. That would be pretty cool
if it was like gortex or that would make more sense.

(54:54):
But yeah, it was just like made from a tire
from the first model d that's not I'm not a
fan of this concept of buying a two floaty because
stachy print on it. Yeah, well so I wonder what
the poor people are doing now, probably online making fun

(55:15):
of that's us. He was sorry about the poor building, Like,
what the fuck are you thinking buying this? Okay? Is
he tells Eddie that Rob is being passive aggressive and
being a dick about a bunch of stuff, and Edie's like,
just call him out on his ship and if he
like keeps doing it, let me know. And I'm like,
great management. Actually it's pretty good because he's like, you

(55:37):
know what you deal with it? Is he? And if
it keeps happening, because these guys don't respect you, so
you're trying to deal with it, goes nowhere, let me know,
and all step in because now you're an extension of me,
and so when they're insulting you, they're actually insulting me.
Just doing impression, Eddie, Just do an impression and make
me happy. Just any impression at this point. Okay. So

(56:00):
the guests are at the table and Rachel's immediately annoyed
that Francesca didn't tell her because Rachel's going to murder Francesca,
and Jackie gives everyone crowns in the crew or in
the interior and including Rachel, and because they're all now
officially princesses of Versailles, James and Rob bond over having

(56:21):
brothers because they're that uninteresting. And one of the sons
tells Captain Lee. Let the older son, who's not from Jackie,
tells Captain Lee that he wrecked a corvette when he
was a baby, no other details, zero details, and how
he did that, and everyone's like, yeah, it was a
great time, no explanation, let's just right right over that,

(56:46):
like that corvette. Okay, I've figured out why the VERSACEI
ring is terrible and why a terrible person would own
it because it's made of PVC, which has a high
chlorine content. It it's toxic pollution in the form of dioxins,
which accumulate in animals fat up through the food chain.

(57:07):
Exposure to PVC often includes exposure to thighilates, which may
have serious health effects. Wow. You really did learn a
lot about inflatables, didn't you. Wow. I just that was
off the dome. So it just it's just one it's
overpriced and also bad for the environment. Yeah, so I've

(57:33):
done my research. Wow, Jackie whatever her name is, is bad. Yeah,
not surprising. So Elizabeth tries to ask James about his feelings,
and James says he feels trapped as Elizabeth asks him
to travel somewhere together after this, and he's like, oh, yeah, totally,
maybe we will, and Ash overhears him, which is not

(57:56):
good because she's a snitch and she's going to turn
around and tell Francesca. But I guess also, Elizabeth supposed
to be working. It's unclear like what she's doing. Half
the time, she's like hanging around when she's supposed to
be like doing cabins, and Ashes not happy because you know,
it doesn't really like affect Ash in anyway because it's
not like Ash has to do cabins. She's just working

(58:18):
in service, um. But she's not happy regardless, and she's
going to tell Francesca. And so now Elizabeth and James
are chatting in the pantry again and she keeps asking
about his feelings when they're supposed to be cleaning the dishes,
and Francesca is not happy and she calls them out
to finish working and stop talking and she's literally like,
you stop talking, you go to bed, stop finish your job,
go to bed, and uh yeah, I guess. Uh that

(58:42):
helps Elizabeth get her ship together and go to bed,
and literally the whole time James is like, yeah, you
should go to bed, leave me alone. Stop asking me
these questions. I don't want to answer them. Please, yes, Francesca,
I agree with you. It's a really sad moment honestly.
But also, Elizabeth, get me to this reunion. I just

(59:04):
I can't wait, although now I'm afraid Elizabeth won't be there. Well,
actually she was on Watch What Happens Live last night? Yeah,
watch that, you know. It was Elizabeth and Ashley, and
it was amazing. They were going after each other. It
was yeah, they were just calling each other non professional.

(59:26):
Well okay, ash kepting like I wasn't fake, and it's like, well,
I mean you were. You were being nice to her
and also not at the same time, and they were
and they would ask like why did you feel like
you were just like kind to her face but then
talking about her behind her back, and she's like, well,
I was being as professional as you can be in
a professional setting. And they're like, well, what is talking

(59:48):
about or what about talking about behind her back? And
she's just been like m hmm. She was like, oh, well,
I've been in yachting for two and a half years.
And Elizabeth was like, I've been in yadding for four years,
and she was not anymore it was really really She's like, yeah,
but you would only do like a few months here
and a few months there and a few months there.
And she's like, you weren't doing it continuously for four years?

(01:00:10):
What it was bad? And she was like, well, I'm
not going to like stay in yachting forever. Elizabeth was like, well,
I'm like a smart person who's too good for yachting
and actually was like, so am I I'm not trying
to like be in yachting. I've got other things going
on in my life. It was really weird. It was like,
what is the point of this conversation? We get hate

(01:00:31):
each other. So I do think Elizabeth will do the
reunion because I think she'll want to set the record straight.
And also they better do a reunion. I think they have,
They've already filmed it. Well, all I really want is
just Francesca to to have to have seen this already
and then defend herself. I mean, she's just gonna be
like I did my best and did what I thought

(01:00:53):
I wanted to do and blotted a little a little up. Anyway,
It's officially the next day, Francesca is being a dick
to Elizabeth, per usual, because she put out more utensils
than she was supposed to when setting up the table,
and she's like, oh, well, I don't usually do mornings,
so I wasn't aware. And Francesca's like, you batch, because

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that's her reaction to any little thing that Elizabeth does wrong.
And it looked like a really nice table setting. She
just put out one too many utensils because she wasn't aware.
Get the fuck out of here, dare Well. That's how
Francesca's acting, like, you dumb bitch, you've ruined everything. You

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have set me back hours. It's like just fucking collect
them whatever or don't. It really doesn't matter. It really
is gonna worry about it. No one's going to think
about it. Um. At the end, they're giving the tip.
We had a really great time. I still never found
out what that fork was for, so you get nothing.

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Good night. It was how do you say nonsense? So yeah,
the guests are leaving, and this is when James City's like, wait,
it's Versailles. I thought it was always Versailles. I'm like, well,
that's because you're a bit of a dumb dumb. Well, also,
it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, no, and it's like

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still unfinished. I think, Well, the real Versailla exists in France. Yeah, yeah,
is real, But I don't it doesn't matter if you
pronounce it right. No, it doesn't doesn't matter. It's all bullshit. Yeah.
The only verse I I acknowledge is the Cuban restaurant.
Oh hell yeah in l A Hell yeah, that's a

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good Versi. You're right, that's the only place you want
to be the queen of that Versai. Could you imagine
I go in, You're just like sitting on a fucking throne.
And I'm like, is that Molly was a black card?
If I can go to a restaurant ever again, I
would feel like the queen You can actually go to
one right now. I meant like for real though, And
I wouldn't would know, We wouldn't. We're all cool, chill people.

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Are you at a restaurant right now? Nick? Wait? Bag?
You know? Can I have two more Versailles specials? Sorry guys,
it's like clink clink clink clink clinklin. I'm here with
I'm here with my basketball team, your basketball That's the

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funniest part because what there's a few questions. Yeah, alright,
So tip meeting time, we learned that they got a
eighteen k tip. Shocker. The rich people are super cheap. Yeah.
James is like, don't they have more money than that?
And then he's like, well, maybe they spent it all
on Jackie's breast implants. I'm like, yeah, that's what happened, James.

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They're like, they're like, mommy, please, can we eat tonight?
And she's like, no, I must have bigger. How much
did they give? Eighteen k? Eighteen k? That is that?
I mean, what pieces of ship? What utter pieces of
fucking track? Are? People are? God? I hate them. It

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is not enough. These people should be fucking arrested, sent
to Guantanamo Bay and water boarded daily. I hate everyone
who's ever been on this show. Is that not the
attitude I should have? No, I mean, that is the situation.
We're in my bare hands. We should close Guantanamo Bay.

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But the good news is I think you could probably
do waterboarding to them on the yacht, because you know,
law right, close Guantanamo, reopen it on the duck sailing yacht.
Everyone who's ever been on this show on it? Yeah,
hell yeah, I love I love that about you. So yeah,

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Captainly actually tells Francesca and Rachel that they need to
work on their communication because they cannot have another Mahi
mahi situation. Okay, Well, anyway, James and Rob are having
a competition to see how long they can hold their
breath while Izzy is continuously trying to reach them, and
she's like, what the fuck these idiots? And Captain Lee
calls Francesca into the office and says he does, in

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fact have a backup lined up for Elizabeth, but he
isn't sure that he can get her here in time
because of the travel restrictions and Corona. So they if
they do fire Elizabeth, they're going to have to go
into the next charter down a person. And Elizabeth says, well,
she doesn't have any other choice. So they call in
Elizabeth and they tell her. Francesca tells her that she's

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going to have to let her go, and Elizabeth's reaction
of what what this is? As if they have not
been threatening to fire her this whole time, it's so
crazy that and then you know that's the end of
the episode. But her reaction is like, I'm like, okay,
come on, like Elizabeth, like it's not ideal. I don't

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want you to get fired. I think you're fun, but like,
why are you acting like this? It's like such new news.
I don't know that was three anyway, that was the
end episode. Next week's the finale. It looks like basically
they technically have two chargers left, but it looks like
it's going to get cut short because it's what I'm thinking.
It looks like coronavirus is gonna put an end of

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the season early and thus make all of what's his
name's dreams come true about I guess she was already fired,
so one way or another, the universe is going to
dump her for him. Yeah, well, maybe you're right, Nick,
Maybe he was right just waiting it out, because then
fate just intervenes and this like that's all you got
to do. In the after show, they asked her, was

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James sad when you got fired? And she said no,
he seemed whatever about it, like he didn't care at all,
which is like wow. That's also it's like if he
tells her, oh, I don't like you, then he's got
someone on the boat that is like really mad at him.
And if he never says that I don't like you,
then she's just kind of like disappointment. It doesn't seem

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easier to me. It seems like avoiding her for the
rest of the duration of the of the the Charters
it seems like so much work to me and been
in relationships. Have you ever broken up with someone you
were casually dating. Yeah, but not by waiting it out.
I'm because I'm not a coward. No, I'm saying when

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you broke up, it's like it's not like you guys
are friends. Then No, but I didn't do the thing
where I just became really annoying and like hoped they'd
break up with me, because I don't think that ever
has worked. M right. No, that's my point. It's that
you break up with the person and then you'd never
see them again. You can't break up with someone that

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you like have been sharing a cabin with. Yeah, you know,
just kind of like keep them nice and cool, keep
things cordial, that you get off the boat, then you
can break up with them once you fucking the guest bedroom.
That's like the fantasy suite. They leveled it up, you know.
I'm sorry, I don't get that reference whatever, But basically,

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he for the most part, has initiated this relationship, it
feels like, and then is now trying to get out
of it and is getting lucky that she's getting fired.
He he escaped unscathed in a way I mean outside
of like public opinion, but like he just kind of
like walked away from it all. And honestly, whatever, I
do want to say. The one thing in the coming
up of this episode where it looks like Elizabeth really

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like begging Francesca not to fire her, that was a
sad moment. I didn't like that. What the funk man
and frances like, do not touch me, do not touch me.
This is the one time that she should just smile
and accept it. That's what she always does all the time. Yeah,
she can't handle it. She doesn't want to go, but

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it's like, guess what, bitch, get out of there now
before they shut down the flights into America. Yeah, Actually,
like you might win if she gets out of there. Yeah,
and she doesn't have to confront the truth about she
might be able to get home and the rest of
them might be trapped in Paradise for like a long time. Yea.
And now she thinks that she's not with James because

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of this. Goddamn she her getting fired, you know, and
it's not because he does not like her. Look, she's
gonna get therapy, she'll be fine. He's probably gonna ghost
her and she'll figure it out that way that he's
an ask. They're probably going to be together at the reunion. No,
there's no way. In the after show, she's not speaking

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very highly of him. All right, it's time for both
facts with Nikky ts. Oh my god. So guys, we
all know about imports and exports. Yeah, no big deal. Okay,
So I'm going to talk to you percentages imports into
the United States? What percentage of them come on a

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ship of one hundred? What percentage of imports? Now we're talking,
there's three ways that goods can come into the US.
That is on a ship, on a vessel on the water,
or in the air, on an airplane or on land
US seeing some sort of automobile large vehicle truck. Perhaps,

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what percentage of the US imports come on boats? Uh,
I'll say fifty, smart diplomatic round number. I like it.
I'm gonna say, wow, fifty was it? Didn't you see
how I complement how I thought it was? Yeah? And

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then comes in on land and comes in the air
and that's boat facts. K fel like, yeah, I guess
that makes sense. Car or truck or whatever. Well, I
always I am import just feels like overseas too heavy
for a plane, so a boat just seems it. What

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do I know, Well, don't forget about Canada and Mexico.
It's also probably cheaper to like ship something to those
countries and then drive it into the I don't know what,
you know whatever, I was just thinking about the port.
I was like a lot of the boats at the port,
A lot of those like big containers. The port is
important important. Whoa Okay, guys, thanks so much for listening.

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That was below Deck, season eight, episode fifteen. Next week's
the finale of season eight. Wow, what a time to
be alive. Molly, thank you so much for joining us.
Where can people find you and follow you? You can
find me on Twitter at Molly Lambert, although I'm taking
a little Twitter break until March. You can find Okay,
where can they find you? Though they need to come
find you. They can find me on Instagram Molly Underscore

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Lambert and I'll be a podcasting more. Are you going
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Do you need help? Nick? Nick? Do you need help?
Grab my hand? Grab my hand? Okay, perfect, all right,

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