February 17, 2021 • 57 mins
Anna and Nick talk season 8, episode 16 of Below Deck.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Deckheads, a production of IR Radio. Welcome to
Deckheads with your hosts Nick and Anna, broadcasting from the
bottom of the boat below below deck. Whoa, I'm horny,
all ya talk all the time. I'm having a party.
(00:21):
We're shoveling cold to keep this show afloat. I love cocaine.
We're off the map in international waters. I need some trama.
Me hide that cocaine. Never in my nose. Should see
you know, I'm in an open relationship below deck wo
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me deckheads, Hie, Nick, Oh, hello, and uh it is
so nice to see you. Yes, you as well. I
hope you've been doing delicious. I have been eating myself
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to stay alive. I don't know if you can see this,
but I scratched my my arms so hard yesterday that
I hated believe, just from an itch and uh, I
mean that's that's how I'm doing back to you, anchor Wait,
from an itchy itchy. You just scratch so hard you
scraped yourself off. Yeah, I scraped myself off. That's what
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the kids are calling it these days. That's right. Yeah. Well,
I'm sorry that happened. I hope you take care of yourself. Well,
you know what, this isn't the worst thing to happen
to me this week. The worst thing to happen to
me this week is what they did to Elizabeth. Oh yeah, look,
you guys may have heard this. What was the time?
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How many hours was it between the time that they
fired her to the time that they had to they
decided we got to wrap it up. I mean it
was the same time of day. No, it was the
next day, right, because I went out for dinner and
got the cake. Rachel got all like and then oh right, yeah, okay,
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well look sometimes I'm sorry I didn't pay attention that. Well, oh,
what are you gonna do about it? I mean, not much,
that's right. Next question? Yes, oh n no, no, no, no,
we're not talking about oh an On here alright, guys,
(02:33):
we are talking below Deck, season eight, episode sixteen, the
mother fucking finale, bitches. And guess what this episode is
just Nick and I. We thought we'd bring it back
to the old ways for look, depps and slaps. It's
my favorite kind of way to do it, all right,
yeah yeah, And it's not because we forgot to book
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I guess, because that would be purposefully didn't book a
guest we'll explain later. But anyway, Below Deck, Season I,
episode sixteen, let's just get into it because there is
so much discussed on this episode and so little time. Yeah. Yeah,
the pop off episodes, it's still been waiting for for
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them to be like, oh, oh coronavirus is real. Yeah,
but also what we were waiting for was Elizabeth too
straight give it to Francesca. It just never happened. God,
you had so many, so many chances to just hand
Francesca her fucking ass and everyone would have clapped her
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off the boat. But she didn't do it. That's not
her way. She's not all about giving like negative energy,
Like she's not malicious, and I just I feel like
I keep saying that because like I couldn't so much different.
Maliciousness and just standing up for yourself are two different things.
That moment where Francesca is just live in in it,
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where she's like firing her but she's doing it so
slowly to save her the moment, and then she finally
delivers the blow. And then when she delivers the blow,
Elizabeth is like, what she didn't see where I was going.
She was shocked. Oh it's so stupid. It makes me
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lose all respect for her, just be like later, you
fucking twadd That's the thing. It's like, she's not, like
I said, she's not malicious, she's just a dumb dumb
like she's literally just like, oh, I wasn't aware. And
then you're like, wow, could you not be aware? And
she's like, I don't know, I just wasn't and so
like her being so shocked. Well we'll get into so
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we continue with Francesca firing Elizabeth, and Elizabeth is shocked.
She's devastated, she's crying. She's like, there's nothing we can do.
There's nothing we can do. What you never said anything
before this? Yeah? Oh my stars, there couldn't have been anything.
(05:06):
I just like, forty five minutes with my spiritual advisor,
there were no signs pointing to this. How is I
supposed to Captain? I'm so sorry what I've done to you.
I'm also what can we talk about this? You know?
(05:30):
I'm pretty sorry? Can we just can we just go
out to eat and talk about this. I'm probably the
most sorry person you'll ever meet. Why don't we get
an apartment together and just talk about this for a
few months? I'm sorry? Oh, where is this coming from
I said, I'm sorry, all right, well what's that? Hold on? Hello, Yeah,
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there's gonna be a big problem with coronavirus and we
have to leave. Okay, hold on, hold on, I gotta
fish firing Elizabeth. Wait, you switched to Captain Lee. Okay,
Well anyway, all right, that was weird. Um classic classic
as and so is like begging Francesca to stay and
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being like talked to Captain Lee and Francesca is like,
I actually made the call. Oh I want you go? Like,
uh yeah, Elizabeth, come on, you knew that. Francesca is like, well,
you've been You've been really shitty to me, and you've
been talking about everyone to me, and it's like, bitch,
that's such bullshit. You talk about everyone? Are you talking
about her to everyone? So like what the funk? Ever?
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Everyone talks to each other because they're on a boat
and they're stuck and they need to get it out
so they don't hold it all in. And also, Elizabeth
has not done anything on purpose to fuck with Francesca,
like Francesca likes to make it sound like Elizabeth is
doing everything to her personally, and it's like no, she's
just bad her job. But also just like a kind,
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sweet person is not coming for you. She's just doing her,
and doing her is just not great at her job.
So I don't know, I love that Elizabeth's like that's
how I've been feeling like you've been acting towards me,
because like I'm stupid and just here and you're like
so mean, and I'm like, exactly, That's why I just
can't be on team Francesca, because like, no matter how
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bad Elizabeth is at her job and deserves to be fired,
I just can't respect someone who's like trying to turn
everything around and being like you're doing this to me
when it's like, no, bitch, uh no, I don't think
there's anyone to respect here. I've lost respect for every
person on this show. How so is there okay, Ezzy?
(07:42):
Of course we respect Izzy. She's not even in the
conversation anymore. Fucking duh. She should be. Every job is oops,
all Issi's oops all is He's that would that season
wouldn't even be fun because it would just run SuperFect.
All the beach picnics are just perfect. Yeah, And then
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at the end you hear that like three of the
Dizzy's like had been paralyzed and you couldn't even tell
because they worked through it. She's a great worker. She's
so good at a job. She wasn't great in interior,
in eerial position, the interior when she was working as
a stew but you know, what are you gonna do?
She was slowerly, took her a while to find her
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feeding footing, feeding well. So Rachel says that there's been
a lot of issues with service and it's not just Elizabeth,
and this is bullshit because it's two chargers left and
Elizabeth is close to her heart and it's unfair. And
I gotta say, like Rachel's she's a real one. She
if she's your friend and she likes you, she's so loyal,
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she's so loyal. No, she has too much of an
alcohol problem to be loyal. I don't know. She was
right about James. No, there's some point when you flip,
when you're like in a blackout, that you're not a
good friend anymore, no matter how good a friend you
are when you're sober. And she gets to that point
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where it's like, you know, just going and singing with
that band, like, you know, getting in fights with everyone
every time she gets it's so dark and mean when
she gets wasted. You know, she doesn't get points for
being like a great person because she has such a
dark side that comes out so frequently, And if you're
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friends with her, you're gonna be there when that happens
a lot. I well, okay, that's not the point I'm
trying to make. I'm try to say, if you're you're
trying to make, is it as serious? Then this is?
This is life and death. Captain Lee lost his son.
Why can't you see that? Oh wait, no, okay, you're
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all over the place. I'm saying he wishes that Eddie
was his son. Yes, I agree with all this. Well,
your just outs tangent. I'm saying if Rachel Captain Lee
often wears white polo, Okay, I hate you right now,
eat motherfuck Okay, I'm just saying, Rachel has your back.
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She was right about James. James let to be a
fucking piece of She didn't even give a ship Elizabeth
got kicked off the bow. He's just like, by easy
for me, I don't have to break up with you.
And then like she was going to order Elizabeth a cake,
like she had her back the whole time. And she
was upset when they like all ate her cake. Like,
I couldn't tell you three things Rachel made this season,
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not three things. I know she made my that's about it. Yeah, okay,
let's let's get back into this name. I mean food,
because that looks good as fucking She's so creative, but
no one remembers it. It's boring. You don't get credit
for having good food because you ruined below dad remember
(10:55):
any of the food? But also well, I mean any
of Oh my god, you're drunk. She's got an attitude. Great,
she's put it on the plate. She's the most memorable
chefs probably on the show. Also, I remember her her
Matt Anastasia, she made the serial Killer. Then her she
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made the waffles out of sweet potatoes. Pretty cool. She
took like sweet potato tater tots and then put them
in a waffle maker and fried them into I mean, like,
come on, man, fuck you, I don't believe you. I
think you're just saying this stuff to say this stuff,
and you know what, I respect that. I'm trying to
just make confect I've never actually had an opinion that
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differed from yours. That's why I've said someone reached out
to us bestling, and I was like, you just know,
like we don't really care anything. Imagine if we took
this off. Yeah, like we care for one second. Yeah.
Like I as soon as I stopped recording, I don't
remember what I've said. Oh my god, that's so funny.
(12:10):
I love that there's someone out there worried about us. Well,
they were like they were like and shout out to
the person to reach out to us, Like I don't
agree with she like reached out. She was like, I'm
miss Amaze. I'm sorry I should say. They They were like,
I don't agree with Anna's take that Captain Lee should
be able to take the tips. And I was like,
you know, I really don't care, right, I just don't
really care. I just you know, we gotta like create contact,
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you know how it is. You know, I just got
I keep it moving. I just gotta agree or disagree
with whatever Nick says. That's what we what do you know?
And she was like, you know what, that's funny. Captain
Lee really did stop stealing tips this season. He did. Yeah,
he finally stopped I think because he you know, honestly,
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the only thing that changed was, uh, he heard our podcast.
Oh you think he's like Nick Turner doesn't like when
I take these tips. Yeah, because we we started we
came out in January last year, so we were out
though this whole filming of this whole season. We came
out February last year. Well it doesn't change anything, jeez.
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Well anyway, well sorry, we started recording in January. You're right,
all right, you're right, yeah, okay, so um, I can't
wait to argue about this with you after we are
done recording. Yeah, yeah, we this will go on in
our like we have. Like you know, this is when
people send like paragraph long text to each other. That's
like what all our texts look like, not just to
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it with the thumbs up or anything like that. Is
that is how you talk to me on text? Yes,
and that's my policy. I respond every third text from you,
thank you if if that? Uh so, Elizabeth, yeah, keeps
begging Francesca for another chance, and then the way Francesca
is looking at her, she's like kind of smiling like
she's enjoying telling her no, oh she loves it. Yeah,
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And so Rachel helps Elizabeth pack while it's just like cries,
and James says he actually never caught feelings for Elizabeth.
And he's telling everyone that he's fine. Everyone's like hot, James,
You're so savage, dude, and I'm like, drown him. A
lot of people after they fire someone, like like Captain Lee,
after he fires someone, he doesn't see that person again,
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like they leave his office and then he doesn't. But Francesca,
she followed her around the boat, talking to her, just
staring at her. Yeah, She's like, you want me to
take your bags down, and I'm like, no, I want
to throw you down the stairs, so I don't want
you holding my bag when I do it. What a
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fucking jerk. She was trying to get her off that boat.
A Sappolis was like, crying, jerk, Just go somewhere else
and hang out, have a cigarette with Hannah. Well that's
what she does. So so as he says, she thinks
it was all personal that Francesca fired Elizabeth and ashes
fake ass, gives Elizabeth a hug and says she feels guilty,
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but this actually should have happened a few charters ago.
It's like, you fake ass, bitch, even though on her
after show last week she was like, I've never been fake.
I've actually never been fake, and I'm like, you are
the fakest person. It's really tense, only fake. Yeah, she
was like, oh, I'm gonna miss you. It's like, bitch,
(15:27):
you have been trying to get her fired this whole time,
so quit it. No one believes the show is filmed,
it'll come out, and it did come out. Yeah. So
every after, you know, Francesca throws Elizabeth's luggage overboard, everyone
lines up to say goodbye to Elizabeth except ashe and Francesca,
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who just stay inside, and that that's who the meanies are. Yeah,
as every season debt crew, cool, inside crew, cruel, nice
cool v cruel. So Elizabeth says, when an opportunity closes
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like this, a compass will point her in a new path,
and she believes in karma. So what goes around comes around. Francesca,
I'd never hear from Elizabeth again. Well, she's gonna be
on the reunion episode, so good luck, bitch, Okay, sorry
(16:30):
alright yea, So um, Rachel thinks services fucked and now
that Elizabeth's gone, who's Francesca gonna blame all the service
issues on? And everyone's families are reporting back about how
bad Corona is getting and they get ready to go
out for dinner, and at dinner, they keep talking about
Corona and Eddie's like, yeah, it looks like the next
two weeks are going to be really bad and then
(16:51):
it'll get better. Yeah, okay, So they bring out At dinner,
they bring the restaurant brings out Elizabeth's birthday cake that
Rachel had planned, and Rachel is not happy because everyone
is just eating it with forks, and she says. The
waitress comes over and goes, oh, you guys started without
before I could bring you knives, and Rachel literally says, oh,
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we don't need knives because it's already in someone's back. Yeah,
she's implying Frances has stabbed Elizabeth in the back, which
I was like, see, that's a real one. A real
one tells you what's up. She goes, it's in her back.
We fucked her over, she's not here to enjoy her
own birthday cake. Well, I believe a real one would say, uh,
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it's in her back. Okay. I'm not going to freak out.
I'm not gonna leave the group. I'm not gonna make
everyone afraid of what I'm about to do. I'm not
going to make no one want to get in the
cab with me. I'm just gonna sit here, continue to
be a normal person because I'm not blackout drunk right now.
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Valid point. So Rachel gets so upset and she's pissed
that Francesca celebrating Elizabeth being gone, and she um basically
walks away and anger, being like, that's bullshit. This is
fucking bullshit. That is fucking bullshit. You know what this is?
This is bullshit, bullshit. I say bullshit, that be bullshit.
She literally says that fifty times in a row. I
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think she's talking to like a producer that you can't
see off camera, and she keeps me being like, that's
fucking bullshit, man, Yeah, I would never do something like that.
That's not cool, man, that's bullshit, Like that's that's some
dark ship. Man, that's that's bullshit. And she's like smoking,
like bullshit. Man, I don't funk with that. I don't
funk with these people. These people are bullshit. They're out
here just be bullshitters. You know what they are? Bullshit,
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That's what they are. Bullshit, ma'am. Sorry, we've got a
close up for the night. That is bullshit as well.
I understand. Yes, I live in bullshit land, right, okay,
well please don't drive ship myself that I understand. We
open a well, you know what, that's also bullshit. Okay,
(19:02):
all right, well thanks for coming. Yeah, well fuck out
shoot her office? Oh god Jesus. Well, anyway, so she's
doing that, walking around saying everything is bullshit and um,
she refuses to come back with everyone else and takes
a cab by herself. Cost a hundred and forty dollars
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taking a cab by herself. Yeah, well whatever, I'm sure
production paid for it. Nope, they didn't. How do you
know I read about it in the Guardian. In the Guardian, Yeah, okay, yeah.
They said they got in a big argument with her
and she said she was going there and they said
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they wouldn't pay for it, and she called their bluff
but they ended up not paying for it, and she
didn't have any money on her and so she got
arrested that night and taken to where they Thailand. You. Yeah,
let's take a quick break and we will be right
back too. I'll be right back after these messages, will
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be right back, and we're back, and we are back.
Thank you Anna for agreeing with me one final time. Yeah.
Ok So, so Rachel comes back and she goes in
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their room with Francesca and she she's like, that was poorly.
That was handled so poorly. We're in a pandemic and
you assholes are frothing over someone's departure. And I'm like,
you know what, Rachel's all wrong. I'm sorry. I am
team Rachel on this point. She's upset that was lame
as fuck. They were all like cake, It's like that
was someone's birthday cake that you just fired. Oh my god,
(20:51):
I didn't. Oh shut up. They literally in the after
show had Eddie and Francesca and they were like, man,
we don't really think about it. We were just like
so hungry for dessert. It's like you didn't think about it,
like at all. You didn't even cross your mind. Like okay,
now here's the thing. Yeah, it's a cake, already paid
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for it. Just eat it. I don't know because did
they pay I mean it's hard to I don't know anything,
So like, sure, if you were paid for it, she's
gone eating. I think the problem was that they were
all just like forking it down. That's not rude. Eating
it's not rude. Celebrating that she's gone is rude. Fucking
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James talking about how you know, like flirting with Ash
that's rude. Yeah, that's rude. Ship. She's going to see
that and fucking die. Yeah, I mean facts, it was
fucked I don't know. I thought the whole situation was
sucked up. But whatever, um it is officially the next day,
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So Rachel thinks that Francesco is a superbo. Sorry sorry
to cut your cutting, but I have to ask you something.
Do you think they're going to do an episode of
Wan Division that is in the style of Below Deck?
Mm hmm, maybe like love Boat. Do you think they
would do a reality show episode? Probably not because it's
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not in like the TV land sphere as much. Yeah,
but we're getting closer, that's true. Yeah, maybe we'll get
a card macolm in the middle was last time? It's
going to be like that was Malcolm Middle? Huh? Yeah,
so who knows? We're this close to survivor that's true,
(22:42):
or like a Kardashian Zepp. Yeah, for I mean anything.
I think they would be picking any reality show I
think would be fun, you know, a tattoo competition show.
I feel like they're more likely to go like dating
game Show, Share Temptation Island. No, I meant like, actually,
Captain America is going to be there, iron Man is
(23:04):
going to be there, arrow little guy guy with arrows
is going to be there. Hunter with arrows? Yeah was
that one? I don't know who cares. There's that little
tiny guy who's a bug and his wife's a bug man. Yeah, okay,
so I love superhero stuff. Yeah, no, I can tell.
Before the next day. That night, after Rachel tells Francesca
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how fucked up everyone frothing over the cake was, she
faced times with Vincenzo Vinceenza from you Yeah, and he said.
She says, Vincenzo's her confidante and makes her feel better.
But if you've been looking at the news lately or
our Instagram or Twitter, you know that her and Vincenzo
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broke up after all that, after all those Vincenzos. As
she stared longly, longingly at the same moon that he
was looking at. She and Vincenzo are no longer together.
Oh and you know what, she says, It's for the best.
It's for the best. But what can you do? I
hate to see Rachel hurt anyway, whatever who cares. It's
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the next day, Rachel says she thinks Francesca is a
super bully and fire someone because she is inept and
doesn't know how to train someone and she sucks. And
I'm like, hey, you know how, Rachel, you took the
words right out of my mouth. I agree with you.
Elizabeth wasn't great. Everyone is talking about how all the
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borders are shutting down for travel because of Corona, and
Rachel asked to speak to Captain Lee and she tells
him that she's really struggling with service and Francesca, and
he doesn't really give any form. He like, doesn't his answer.
I don't know if it was edited down, but he's like,
there's only six more days left two charters. Okay, it's
gonna be hard to find someone to replace Elizabeth, but
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I'm gonna try so hopefully Charter will get better and
service will get better and ah yeah, okay bye. Yeah.
This is a trick that a lot of men know
about that uh man, I guess women haven't figured out yet.
What we do is we we keep talking so long
there's not we don't leave a moment of silence until
we've left the room. And it just trails off and
(25:18):
we go away. There's never any moment to interject and
then us men, we just we get a little time
to ourselves. Right. Well, Captain Lee definitely uses this technique
because Rachel just walks away like okay, and he literally
says he's like great, Chel and Francesca both really care
about their jobs. But we have a bit of a
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ship sandwich and it's time to take a bite, to
which I say what, I'm sorry? What you eat pieces
of ship for breakfast? I don't even know because I
didn't get the metaphor like they're in a ship sandwich
because you fired your stupid want it. If I had
I tell you what I do, I'd find a trash camp. Yeah,
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oh I that you know. Here's the thing. I would
never have a ship sandwich. Sure, who would have given
me this ship sandwich? I wouldn't have that subway. You
would go to subway. They're like, and you want the
ship today? I'm like you I ordered tuna and they're like, sorry,
well okay. Rob is doing a lot of back talk
to Izzy and she's getting very annoyed. She's getting real annoyed.
(26:26):
Oh Rob sucked, Like Rob started out so basic and
then turned into like a little bit. Rob is a
bad guy. He couldn't he was like a nobody until
this episode. He could have gone either way. I mean,
he was too much of a ship to Izzy already
for sure, but this last interaction. What a fucking dickhead.
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I want to drown him in the ocean. Nice well, Rachel,
Hell yeah dog, Hell yeah dog. I ain't afraid of it.
I ain't afraid no drowse. Rachel asked to meet with
Francesca about service, and they talk openly about their issues,
and Francesca asks Rachel not to take her anger out
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on her, and Rachel apologizes Loki being fake because she's like, look,
certain people you can bark at, but that isn't Francesca,
because I won't get the end result of what I need.
So I'm gonna try and communicate with her as clearly
as possible, and we'll see how it goes. And uh, yeah,
we'll see. But guess what we won't see. We won't see, okay,
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because these bitches ain't never working together again. I'll tell
you that now. I do hope they bring Rachel back
in the future. But Francesca, look, honey, I could do
with another chiefs do. Okay, yeah, I don't need another
season with Francesca. To be honest with you, would you
take another season with Francesca because I don't, really, I don't.
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I want to be involved in the casting so much. Okay.
I could think of, like, you know, seasons of the
real world I would like to put in here. I
could think of like, um, you know, like former senators
I would want to see working on I want to like,
you know, I want to do where they flip and
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the billionaires have to pay to wait on the crew
and in foot I'd watch that, like you go with
the knowledge that there's gonna be a big wheel. So
you get to the pastoral. They got a big wheel
and there's like eight different things that could land on.
One of them is you. The crew gets your vacation
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and you've got to serve them, and you've signed the
contracts you have to do this, and you you've spen that.
It's a bit of like a roulet. It's like below
deck rule. You don't know what position you're gonna get in.
You could you can end up as a chef, you
can end up as a crew member, or you can
end up as person is just on vacay. I love that.
I do love that. Yeah, But then they were reveal
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at the end that che what you thought, and it
was the seven eighths possibility of waiting on them hand
and foot, and the whole season they wait on him,
hand and foot. It's great. And then at the end
they steal all their money. Officially it's rigged. Then well
everything's rigged, Okay, well the whole game is rigged. Captain
(29:23):
Lee gets a text that can remember games stop. Captain
Lee gets a text that concerns concerns him, and he
gets all weird and he's like looking out the window
and he's like, wow, I shan't write it right. And
that's what he said, though sure I felt like they
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were implying. He was sitting there thinking for like two hours,
like he's just like, I don't know about it's just
not ideal. Let me tell you I'm not I'm not
a fan. And then he calls a meeting with the
entire crew and everyone is free doubt, like, why then
is he calling a meeting? Man? Why is he calling
a meeting? That's like super weird. He doesn't just like
call meetings. And he sits he does that casual. Is
(30:08):
he gonna ask us out? Yeah? He does like a
really cool like, Hey, kids, don't worry, I'm a cool
teen like you, because he flips the chair backwards and
sits on it, and he's like, hey, guys, I'm on
your level. Can't you see this chairs backwards? Yeah? And
then and then he looks at James and he's like,
what U preppy? Yeah? What a preppy? That actually happened.
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I didn't put in my notes, but it did happen.
Thank you for save by the bell reference. They've so
capitally tells everyone at this seas as this as scary
as hell, and it's frustrating. But the last two charter
guests have canceled and the season has ended, and there's
nothing I can do, and that I don't like that
I can't do anything because I'm the captain now and
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I like to do things and I like to be
in charge, but unfortunately I really can't control this global
pandemic and that makes me angry or as goddamn hell,
And honestly, it feels like I'm just dragging my dick
through goddamn pilot, broken whiskey bottles on my god damns.
I out of control. I can't even pull my penis
back up and into my pants because that's how little
(31:17):
control I have in this goddamn pandemic. And it's time
I go see my lovely bride idea. Captain Lee starts acting. Okay,
first off, he gets roles in like Sharknado type movies.
(31:37):
It's fun to see him because look cameo. But people
starts to take notice. I mean, he writes his own dialogue,
what yeah, his own sayings, everything's marketable. Starts getting a
little plush dolls with Captain Lee sayings. Then you know,
(31:59):
people people notice because gravitas. He starts getting pulled in
legit movies. I mean, like Spielberg, Soderberg. He's starring opposite
Tom Hanks, Greenberg. He you know he does he rewrites
Greenberg right right, and he starts up site Tom Hanks. Yeah,
and every one of them. They start to be like
(32:22):
a buddy, like like Woody and Mia Meryl Street places
love interest. Sure thing's got to give type movie. They
probably get married for real. No, no, no, no, he
would never do that. Well, he'd lose everything if he
left his lovely bride. That's absurd. He would a foursome. Yeah,
(32:45):
I mean, honestly, let's not. Let's not maybe a sevensome.
It's not ruled out. Oh that's crazy to think about.
If they never stop thinking, they doing eleven sum that's
the entire crew, basically, Wow, two live crew. So Captain's like,
you'll all be leaving the next day. Don't worry, I'll
cover You'll figure out your fucking travel, you losers, and
(33:06):
Francesco's like, my family is not really well right now,
and I don't really want to bring anything back into
that situation. And I'm like details, but of course she
doesn't give any. So everyone's all they're all shook, and
they're calling their families to let them know they're coming home.
And Rachel's crying because she can't see Vincenzo right away
because she can't get into Italy or wherever, and she
(33:26):
just wants to go home. And yeah, well she's never
going to see him again, Jesus, And so um, everyone's
getting right. I know you didn't make it dark. Yeah
I talked about it earlier. You didn't hear me close
that door? Huh, Jesus? Is Lyra leave her alone? Business? God?
(33:48):
Shut up? Um? What are you doing. You guys need
a guest for dead heads. I'm like, stop trying, and
you know, get on my shows. Okay, I doubt it.
She's probably like, wrap it up, the show sucks, and
I don't. I don't disagree with her, but um, I'm
just joking. So basically, everyone on the boat, that's you.
(34:12):
You're my crowd. Everyone's like getting wasted and partying on
the boats. It's their last night and they're all going
to get coronavirus and Captain Lee is all upset and
they're like do you want to celebrate? They're literally like
do you want a glass of champagne Captain Lee to
like celebrate? And Captain Lee's like, I don't really feel
like celebrating, and it's like that makes sense. I got
(34:33):
that good stuff in my it makes sense. Like what
are you celebrating? You're all going home to like we're
still celebrating Elizabeth's birthday. God, I mean it feels like that. Honestly,
Oh God, don't you remember what it was like? Anna?
You can't judge them? Remember that first weekend? I partied
(34:55):
all weekend? What first weekend? That first weekend of luck
down when it was when it wasn't such a big
deal that I first heard about it. Partied all fucking weekends. Jesus,
that's not good. All weekend hardcore party and Diplo played
my Okay, shut diplow, that's actually pretty cool. How came
(35:17):
I didn't get invited? I can only invite two people,
and yeah, man, I never get invited anywhere next time,
next time? You know, you know what, I've never been
anywhere you've invited me. So I don't know if that
says something or it means anything. You've never been anywhere
(35:40):
I invited you. It sounds like you're just not showing
up to my invites. You've never invited me anywhere. Yes,
I did when you had that huge party. Okay, well
that's on you for not showing up and getting COVID
with Well. I don't think you can complain that you
never get invited anywhere when you and invite other people
(36:00):
to places. Okay, Well that's on you. I don't have
anything in life, Okay, I don't know what that means.
You want me to invite you don't. I just I
just needed it set out loud that I was not
the problem. Clearly your own psychosis. No you're right, I'm on,
(36:22):
Well it's fine, alright. So yeah, everyone's partying, they're celebrating
COVID destroying the nation or the world, and it's just
a ship show on the boat at this point, and
we're like, yeah, let's drink. I mean, yeah, you're on
a yacht. It's your last day. It's like you you hate,
(36:44):
you hate these people. What do you want to hang
out with them? Sober and really reminisced? Now you want
to get drunk so they all shut up about what
their feelings. Yeah, I would rather see like a little
documentary about how they all got home. Uh, like go
to Canada, Australia. I think he went to Australia. But
(37:05):
also I'm interested about like Rachel going back to New York.
She was popping off in New York. What do you mean?
Because New York got hit bad at the early beginnings
of lockdown and that's where she was headed. So I
hope she was. Well, it's fine, nothing was so bad
until this winter. Okay, all right, well, um no, don't
(37:31):
don't try to rewrite history. I'm saying, the deaths then
we're not compared to anyway. So they're learning that they
have to self isolate for fourteen days when you go
back to Australia. And that's when we learned that Rob
had just moved to Australia a month ago and he
just started setting things up there. And at this point,
fuck you, Rob, You're terrible, all right, fuck you moving
(37:52):
to the ocean idiot? Well I think he does. So
it is the next day. Captain Lee's like, I woke
up thinking everything was normal for a second. Right now
I really need to go home and be with my family.
So the engineers will be taking the boat back to
their owners. I'm like, oh, that's interesting with That's something
like insight, because usually when we leave the show, he's
(38:14):
still yeah, he's still on the boat when we leave
the show. But now they're like, hey, engineers, sorry, unfortunately
your lives don't matter as much, so you need to
go deal with this. Well, I believe that the engineers
are usually locals, are they? I just feel like when
they're in Greece, they're all named Niko. They're always like, hi, Hi,
(38:35):
I'm Galastoga and that's Niko, and that's Beeko and that's
Tiko and we're like, hi, yeah, how are you? Will
never see you again a Bookiko. I hope Kiko is
doing well. I hope he gets I heard he became
(39:00):
uh COVID doctor. I heard he became an oligarch. Right,
that's what he did. He went back to bootin and
he helped poison navalni. Yeah, such a direct reference. That's
very specific. Uh. The fact that you know that makes
me concerned that maybe your work in both sides, buddy,
both sides. I've never worked either side in my life.
(39:24):
It's clear your behavior, your work ethic is. Could you
imagine to get hired to work as a spine built
sides and they're like, he's done nothing. It seems like
he's just been I think that probably happens a lot.
You don't have to stand. I have been having sex
(39:44):
with people every every night, but it turns out they
they're not powerful. They are just the ones I find
most attracted. I think personally that spies are like the
hardest working people. Yeah. Have you ever eating that spies
and thighs? Yeah, it's so yummy because you know, a
(40:05):
what's that they're like super tall, they're like hard workers,
great service, great service. Well they they got it. I
mean it's like people act like sitting in your car
all night isn't work, you know what. On that note,
let's take a quick commercial parade. On that note, I
don't know, we'll be right back yourself after this quick
(40:28):
commercial break by, will be right back and we're back.
Nick has been sitting in his car this this whole time.
It turns out so I like sitting in my car.
There's no way. So everyone is packing up their stuff.
(40:48):
I mean, it's not my favorite thing, but I don't
I enjoy it. You've got everything you need there. You're
air conditioning, that's actually entertainment. Watch TV on your phone,
that's true. I'm not gonna lie that as pretty chill.
People always feel like, you know, they live in their
(41:09):
houses or apartments are small. But that's just up to you. Ben.
You can always go sit in your car and watch TV.
You know. Let her calm down. Oh boy, okay, okay.
A lot of the show is turned into how your
relationship is going? You know that? Yeah? Well, you know,
(41:34):
people write relationships people right in and they go is
he okay? And I have to say, you know, unfortunately
we're not allowed to comment at this time, right you
we get we do get a lot of emails. You
cross off the S and she and you pretend the
emails are about me. Is he okay? Oh sure, yeah,
interesting spacing they used, is he oh okay? Then I
(42:01):
don't respond. So okay, everyone's packing up their stuff and
taking stuff out, or they're taking stuff they need, like
boats from the boat, like wipes and hand sanitizer because
they know things are running out according to their families.
They're like, can I get to my wipes and my
hand sanitizes or that didn't work kind of on my hands.
(42:27):
I'm about Pnton's all is he wants to talk to
Rob about his behavior towards her before he leaves, and
James texts him and gives him a heads up, so
he hides from her as long as possible, and then okay,
well before he does this weird ship, Rob says he's
just gonna go have some Rob time and he's just
(42:49):
gonna relax and serve and work on some papers for
the geology side. And I'm like, there's no way you
know how to write or read. But you know what
would have been funny his only way around this conversation
with Izzy, because you know how a lot of people
wait till the end of the season to tell people
that they had a crush on them. He should have
(43:09):
gone up and been like, easy to tell you, I've
I've had a crush on you all. Then she'd been like, what,
I still hate you, h which would have made sense
because why not, like they well, okay, So this is
what Rob does after being tipped off by James. He
(43:30):
goes as he's walking and he goes, hey, is he
I've been meaning to talk to you. I'm sorry if
I gave you any hard gave you a hard time
at any point this season? Jerk like, what the fuck?
That was weird? And he's being very insincere and hear
it yeah, and Is He's like he's trying to cover
(43:51):
his ground and he's like, I'm sorry you you totally
deserved being a lead deckhand. And Is he's like not impressed,
and she's like, Hi, I know you're not here. I
know James tipped you off, your fucking weirdo. I hope
you learn you have no professionality or whatever the fun
professionality is not a word whatever. She's like, fessionality, you
(44:12):
have nothing to offer and you're a fucking loser. That's
her like energy, that she's giving off. But she basically
goes like, you can't treat women like that. That was shitty.
You need to grow up and become more mature. But
her vibe is like fuck you and fuck everything about you,
and I hope your dick falls off. And he's that, Yeah,
(44:32):
she just deflected everything he said. Well, it was insecure.
I mean no, not insecure. Excuse me. It was so
insincere what he was saying, Like it was obvious. He's like, oh,
is he talking points? Talking? Hold on? I wrote some
bullet points on my notes app. Oh. He was doing
it with a smile. He was making fun of her.
He was just being fucking whatever, and it was like
(44:54):
not chill and she saw right through it and she
called him out and that was that. Then Rob leaves
because Rob has to go like hide in the forest
and find gold. Uh, and then Ash to shady asses
leaving and I don't really have much thoughts on her
and her experience on the boat, so she could just
walk right on off by Ash go back to Australia.
You business owner, That was the whole thing. She's like,
(45:15):
I'm a business owner. So on the after show last week,
she said that Ashes what's her business. I don't know.
She probably makes like in sense, I fucking don't know.
Last week when she was on with Elizabeth on the
After Show, she was like, Elizabeth and I just don't
think yawning is your thing. And she's like, yeah, it's
(45:36):
not like my end goal in life. And she's like, yeah,
totally me either, Like I'm a business owner, like I'm
a boss, so like I you know, yawning is totally
not my end goal either, so like yeah, and it
was just so weird, like it was so tense. I
really didn't enjoy watching them like be a fucking awkward
as funk with each other and ash being all fake
(45:58):
as ship whatever. Yeah, well, I'm gonna miss no one.
I'm not gonna miss any person I bet on this show.
I bet she makes like I know you're gonna miss Rachel,
but not me, Jewelry. She's toxic Rachel, and I'm more
(46:20):
of a hashtag free Brittany. Okay, So um, Rachel oops,
all Brittany's oops, all nineties pop stars, pop star, boat
boat star, and then the last one alive gets their
career back, It gets turned into a sixteen year old
(46:41):
that's actually pretty chill, but I don't know if they
would take that off for on because then you have
to go through that life all over again. So Rachel's
leaving and Captain Lee says she's brilliant at her job,
but she's a real piece of work. But he would
definitely work with her again because she proved herself. And
Rachel's like, I have no regrets and I'm happy to
get the funk out of here. I have no rugrats regrets.
(47:04):
You know. No regrets is from Yeah, that commercial in
that movie it's a commercial. It's a movie. It's a commercial.
It's a movie. It's a commercial. It's like Jennifer Anderson, No,
it's that guy. You made that movie up? Was it?
Is it called Shazam? No, it's Jennifer Anderston. Um, what's
(47:29):
is Jason Sudeikis? I believe Emma Roberts And then Bill
Hayter is like, why would I want to do dishes?
Is that from the movie? It's Oh, it's called We're
the Miller's That's right, So they're pretending to be a family,
and then um, Emma. Emma Robert's character has this boyfriend
and he's like an idiot and he has a tattoo
that says no regrets on it. I don't know, never forget. Yeah,
(47:53):
so uh, that actually came out like the same time
as that. I think it's like a Geiko commercial where
a guy the same things getting tattoo and he said
no regrets. Oh really, I didn't notice. It's the exact
same joke, and they were like both in pop culture.
It was like when, um, there were two Volcano movies
at the same time, a popular touchstone. Oh I don't.
(48:15):
I don't recall when these two Volcano movies came out,
Dante's Peak and Volcano Get Your Ship Together, Ants and
Bugs Life. Oh yeah, I remember pop culture no regrets
jokes swept the nation well and then a thousand comedians.
So that was my joke. I did it on Twitter
in ninet Well, Rachel says no regrets from her season
(48:40):
and then she leaves. She just gets the funk out quick,
and James is leaving and he says and is He's like, hey,
I know you tipped rob off and that was a
dick move. And he's like, I don't know you're talking
about and so he leaves and he says he's happy
to go home and go back to the gym and
complain about the English weather and wind his parents up
and I'm like, you would still live at home? And
(49:00):
Eddie says, it's a goddamn miracle James didn't get fired,
but it was great to work with. And then is
He's leaving? And she says this season is ending how
she assumed sex would be with James, abrupt and unsatisfying,
And I was like, burn, bitch, burn, easy joke. I mean,
structure is so fucking played out, Like I'm not as
(49:23):
a as a comedian, I cannot give her credit for
that joke. Structure, that's fine. I think she's okay because
she's got more followers than you, bitch, No, no, no, yeah,
how he follows you hundred thousands? No you don't let
(49:44):
me look it up. Well then I lost some Oh
my god, you have twelve followers? And is he has
fifty eight point six k No? How dare you that
was a secret? No? I mean what my public page
is a secret? No? Almost so? Yes, Is he's leaving,
(50:07):
Francesca's leaving, and she gives Captain Leah Shammy that the
entire crew signed because what is this fucking summer camp?
And Captain Lee is like, I think Francesca nailed it.
She had big shoes to fill in, you know, she
really stepped up. And I'm like, I don't agree. Oh,
he's gonna eat his fucking words. Francesca is not Kate,
and I think we should all make that very clear.
(50:28):
M uh. And then yeah, so she leaves, and then
Eddie's leaving, and Captain Lee promotes Eddie to first officer,
which Loki means he's never going to be on this
show again because they don't have first officers on the
show except for first season of Alex and that that
guy just pissed Captain Lee off so much with his
parlor takes. He's like, you know, Captaly, the election of
(50:51):
the fraud cap was like, Okay, I don't talk politics,
but yeah, I don't know. Isn't that weird? You know,
it probably means new spinoff Eddie first officer. Yeah. I
bet they're trying to like set Eddie up to one
day like be the new Captain Lee. Oh yeah, he's
gonna have to because Captain Lee is gonna die in
(51:13):
fourty or fifty years. Yeah, and in forty or fifty years,
this show will still be on and climate change will
have totally not destroyed us. Yeah, I'd be wild. So
Captain Lee is like, I'm really proud of Eddie and
he's who I wanted my son to turn out like
if he had lived, which I was like, oh my god,
(51:35):
that is so devastating to hear because he does love
Eddie and he was just hoping his son would be
like a first officer, Like could you imagine how if
that had been like a totally different God. I don't know, man,
Captain Lee, he's raw this season. He is this season. Yeah. Well,
(51:58):
Eddie's like, I feel honored, Captain and leaves my friend.
I would rather I would not I'd rather not be
promoted by anyone but him. And I'm like, yeah, we
get you, get your stripes, get your stripes, whatever. Good luck, Eddie.
We'll never see you on the show gangause they do
not have first officers on or you become a boast
(52:19):
crew member. Not yet. Captain Lee says. Captain Lee's leaving,
and this is the first time we've ever seen Captain
Lee pack up and leave the boat. He puts his
cowboy boots on, he puts his shirt on that Marianne
clearly picked out and then he's like his shirt on
real and then Captain Lean is like, I started this
season in the hospital, which I completely forgot about, by
(52:41):
the way, and he's like, and that didn't and it
didn't started in the hospital, and it didn't end well either,
And this year was tough. But sometimes you have tough years,
but that doesn't mean you toss in the towel because
people depend on you. And he leaves about to go home,
and that's where the episode ends by and it's time
(53:03):
for facts. So special Boat fact today is that this
is the last episode of decades. Okay. Wow, I shouldn't
have laughed like that. Okay, So unfortunately, guys, we are
not able to continue to do this show anymore because
we don't. Look. I got promoted at my job, I
(53:25):
have to take on a new role, which is lessening
my time. Nick's got shipped going on. I think it's
clear from the way I talk about this show that
I can't I just can't talk about any more billionaires.
I'm gonna get shut down. I'm gonna say something that's
gonna get me in a little hot water. Yeah, and
the billionaires are gonna come after me. Then he won't
(53:45):
get on the Alexi Navalny of America. So here's the thing, Deckheads.
The podcast is ending, but don't worry. I will be
back next week for the reunion episode, and I'm gonna
tell you guys about a little spinoff that we're going
to do of Deckheads. Is so exciting to hear about Deckheads.
Chief stews next week and I'll tell you all about it.
(54:09):
So stay tuned, listen to next week's episode to hear
what's happening with Deckheads. It's gonna be a spinoff, baby
below deck style. Yeah, you know what they say, when
God closes the door, pretty soon you're homeless and you
don't have any more doors. Well not in this case,
because Deckheads will continue in a different form, so just
(54:29):
look out for that. Well, what a ride it's been, Anna.
You You were a big part of my um, which
I'll always remember as the great the bed just the
best year. Yeah. Yeah, we spend almost every single day together.
It was tough for both of us. Yeah, Jesus, So
what are we gonna do? How are we gonna get by?
(54:50):
On that little texting from my end? Yeah, just don't
contact me any further. I guess I would say this
is no, this is it for our friendship. Well, you're
still going to invite me to your parties. We'll see
if I have any because you know you have you
ever thrown a party? Yes, back in the day, not
as of recent obviously. When's the last time you threw
(55:12):
a party? Oh? Maybe like two years ago. I was
expecting you to say two thousand seven, so that's actually
quite a all right. Well, um, I'm gonna tell my
grandkids about this show and maybe they'll listen to it
and they'll wonder who crazy Anna is. Yeah, I just
(55:38):
I do hope to meet your kids one day, Um,
because I do. I still love Lyra you. You know
you're cool. Yeah, so sorry about that, guys. Unfortunately time
time is money, and another venture is paying me more.
So I'm so sorry to be that asshole because I'm
(55:59):
now gonna be the millionaire that Nick hates. You know,
someone has to take that role in his life. But
please again, check out the episode that drops next week
for our special surprise spinoff information. It's gonna be fun.
I think you guys are gonna enjoy it. You'll see
it's gonna be something new. But yeah, we'll still be
uh doing our thing, just I guess. Follow us on
(56:23):
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(56:46):
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(57:08):
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bottom of the boat below below deck. Whoa, I'm horny,
all ya talk all the time. I'm having a party.
(00:21):
We're shoveling cold to keep this show afloat. I love cocaine.
We're off the map in international waters. I need some trama.
Me hide that cocaine. Never in my nose. Should see
you know, I'm in an open relationship below deck wo
(00:44):
me deckheads, Hie, Nick, Oh, hello, and uh it is
so nice to see you. Yes, you as well. I
hope you've been doing delicious. I have been eating myself
(01:04):
to stay alive. I don't know if you can see this,
but I scratched my my arms so hard yesterday that
I hated believe, just from an itch and uh, I
mean that's that's how I'm doing back to you, anchor Wait,
from an itchy itchy. You just scratch so hard you
scraped yourself off. Yeah, I scraped myself off. That's what
(01:27):
the kids are calling it these days. That's right. Yeah. Well,
I'm sorry that happened. I hope you take care of yourself. Well,
you know what, this isn't the worst thing to happen
to me this week. The worst thing to happen to
me this week is what they did to Elizabeth. Oh yeah, look,
you guys may have heard this. What was the time?
(01:48):
How many hours was it between the time that they
fired her to the time that they had to they
decided we got to wrap it up. I mean it
was the same time of day. No, it was the
next day, right, because I went out for dinner and
got the cake. Rachel got all like and then oh right, yeah, okay,
(02:12):
well look sometimes I'm sorry I didn't pay attention that. Well, oh,
what are you gonna do about it? I mean, not much,
that's right. Next question? Yes, oh n no, no, no, no,
we're not talking about oh an On here alright, guys,
(02:33):
we are talking below Deck, season eight, episode sixteen, the
mother fucking finale, bitches. And guess what this episode is
just Nick and I. We thought we'd bring it back
to the old ways for look, depps and slaps. It's
my favorite kind of way to do it, all right,
yeah yeah, And it's not because we forgot to book
(02:55):
I guess, because that would be purposefully didn't book a
guest we'll explain later. But anyway, Below Deck, Season I,
episode sixteen, let's just get into it because there is
so much discussed on this episode and so little time. Yeah. Yeah,
the pop off episodes, it's still been waiting for for
(03:16):
them to be like, oh, oh coronavirus is real. Yeah,
but also what we were waiting for was Elizabeth too
straight give it to Francesca. It just never happened. God,
you had so many, so many chances to just hand
Francesca her fucking ass and everyone would have clapped her
(03:38):
off the boat. But she didn't do it. That's not
her way. She's not all about giving like negative energy,
Like she's not malicious, and I just I feel like
I keep saying that because like I couldn't so much different.
Maliciousness and just standing up for yourself are two different things.
That moment where Francesca is just live in in it,
(04:00):
where she's like firing her but she's doing it so
slowly to save her the moment, and then she finally
delivers the blow. And then when she delivers the blow,
Elizabeth is like, what she didn't see where I was going.
She was shocked. Oh it's so stupid. It makes me
(04:23):
lose all respect for her, just be like later, you
fucking twadd That's the thing. It's like, she's not, like
I said, she's not malicious, she's just a dumb dumb
like she's literally just like, oh, I wasn't aware. And
then you're like, wow, could you not be aware? And
she's like, I don't know, I just wasn't and so
like her being so shocked. Well we'll get into so
(04:45):
we continue with Francesca firing Elizabeth, and Elizabeth is shocked.
She's devastated, she's crying. She's like, there's nothing we can do.
There's nothing we can do. What you never said anything
before this? Yeah? Oh my stars, there couldn't have been anything.
(05:06):
I just like, forty five minutes with my spiritual advisor,
there were no signs pointing to this. How is I
supposed to Captain? I'm so sorry what I've done to you.
I'm also what can we talk about this? You know?
(05:30):
I'm pretty sorry? Can we just can we just go
out to eat and talk about this. I'm probably the
most sorry person you'll ever meet. Why don't we get
an apartment together and just talk about this for a
few months? I'm sorry? Oh, where is this coming from
I said, I'm sorry, all right, well what's that? Hold on? Hello, Yeah,
(05:53):
there's gonna be a big problem with coronavirus and we
have to leave. Okay, hold on, hold on, I gotta
fish firing Elizabeth. Wait, you switched to Captain Lee. Okay,
Well anyway, all right, that was weird. Um classic classic
as and so is like begging Francesca to stay and
(06:16):
being like talked to Captain Lee and Francesca is like,
I actually made the call. Oh I want you go? Like,
uh yeah, Elizabeth, come on, you knew that. Francesca is like, well,
you've been You've been really shitty to me, and you've
been talking about everyone to me, and it's like, bitch,
that's such bullshit. You talk about everyone? Are you talking
about her to everyone? So like what the funk? Ever?
(06:38):
Everyone talks to each other because they're on a boat
and they're stuck and they need to get it out
so they don't hold it all in. And also, Elizabeth
has not done anything on purpose to fuck with Francesca,
like Francesca likes to make it sound like Elizabeth is
doing everything to her personally, and it's like no, she's
just bad her job. But also just like a kind,
(06:59):
sweet person is not coming for you. She's just doing her,
and doing her is just not great at her job.
So I don't know, I love that Elizabeth's like that's
how I've been feeling like you've been acting towards me,
because like I'm stupid and just here and you're like
so mean, and I'm like, exactly, That's why I just
can't be on team Francesca, because like, no matter how
(07:20):
bad Elizabeth is at her job and deserves to be fired,
I just can't respect someone who's like trying to turn
everything around and being like you're doing this to me
when it's like, no, bitch, uh no, I don't think
there's anyone to respect here. I've lost respect for every
person on this show. How so is there okay, Ezzy?
(07:42):
Of course we respect Izzy. She's not even in the
conversation anymore. Fucking duh. She should be. Every job is oops,
all Issi's oops all is He's that would that season
wouldn't even be fun because it would just run SuperFect.
All the beach picnics are just perfect. Yeah, And then
(08:02):
at the end you hear that like three of the
Dizzy's like had been paralyzed and you couldn't even tell
because they worked through it. She's a great worker. She's
so good at a job. She wasn't great in interior,
in eerial position, the interior when she was working as
a stew but you know, what are you gonna do?
She was slowerly, took her a while to find her
(08:23):
feeding footing, feeding well. So Rachel says that there's been
a lot of issues with service and it's not just Elizabeth,
and this is bullshit because it's two chargers left and
Elizabeth is close to her heart and it's unfair. And
I gotta say, like Rachel's she's a real one. She
if she's your friend and she likes you, she's so loyal,
(08:46):
she's so loyal. No, she has too much of an
alcohol problem to be loyal. I don't know. She was
right about James. No, there's some point when you flip,
when you're like in a blackout, that you're not a
good friend anymore, no matter how good a friend you
are when you're sober. And she gets to that point
(09:08):
where it's like, you know, just going and singing with
that band, like, you know, getting in fights with everyone
every time she gets it's so dark and mean when
she gets wasted. You know, she doesn't get points for
being like a great person because she has such a
dark side that comes out so frequently, And if you're
(09:28):
friends with her, you're gonna be there when that happens
a lot. I well, okay, that's not the point I'm
trying to make. I'm try to say, if you're you're
trying to make, is it as serious? Then this is?
This is life and death. Captain Lee lost his son.
Why can't you see that? Oh wait, no, okay, you're
(09:51):
all over the place. I'm saying he wishes that Eddie
was his son. Yes, I agree with all this. Well,
your just outs tangent. I'm saying if Rachel Captain Lee
often wears white polo, Okay, I hate you right now,
eat motherfuck Okay, I'm just saying, Rachel has your back.
(10:12):
She was right about James. James let to be a
fucking piece of She didn't even give a ship Elizabeth
got kicked off the bow. He's just like, by easy
for me, I don't have to break up with you.
And then like she was going to order Elizabeth a cake,
like she had her back the whole time. And she
was upset when they like all ate her cake. Like,
I couldn't tell you three things Rachel made this season,
(10:33):
not three things. I know she made my that's about it. Yeah, okay,
let's let's get back into this name. I mean food,
because that looks good as fucking She's so creative, but
no one remembers it. It's boring. You don't get credit
for having good food because you ruined below dad remember
(10:55):
any of the food? But also well, I mean any
of Oh my god, you're drunk. She's got an attitude. Great,
she's put it on the plate. She's the most memorable
chefs probably on the show. Also, I remember her her
Matt Anastasia, she made the serial Killer. Then her she
(11:25):
made the waffles out of sweet potatoes. Pretty cool. She
took like sweet potato tater tots and then put them
in a waffle maker and fried them into I mean, like,
come on, man, fuck you, I don't believe you. I
think you're just saying this stuff to say this stuff,
and you know what, I respect that. I'm trying to
just make confect I've never actually had an opinion that
(11:46):
differed from yours. That's why I've said someone reached out
to us bestling, and I was like, you just know,
like we don't really care anything. Imagine if we took
this off. Yeah, like we care for one second. Yeah.
Like I as soon as I stopped recording, I don't
remember what I've said. Oh my god, that's so funny.
(12:10):
I love that there's someone out there worried about us. Well,
they were like they were like and shout out to
the person to reach out to us, Like I don't
agree with she like reached out. She was like, I'm
miss Amaze. I'm sorry I should say. They They were like,
I don't agree with Anna's take that Captain Lee should
be able to take the tips. And I was like,
you know, I really don't care, right, I just don't
really care. I just you know, we gotta like create contact,
(12:32):
you know how it is. You know, I just got
I keep it moving. I just gotta agree or disagree
with whatever Nick says. That's what we what do you know?
And she was like, you know what, that's funny. Captain
Lee really did stop stealing tips this season. He did. Yeah,
he finally stopped I think because he you know, honestly,
(12:53):
the only thing that changed was, uh, he heard our podcast.
Oh you think he's like Nick Turner doesn't like when
I take these tips. Yeah, because we we started we
came out in January last year, so we were out
though this whole filming of this whole season. We came
out February last year. Well it doesn't change anything, jeez.
(13:15):
Well anyway, well sorry, we started recording in January. You're right,
all right, you're right, yeah, okay, so um, I can't
wait to argue about this with you after we are
done recording. Yeah, yeah, we this will go on in
our like we have. Like you know, this is when
people send like paragraph long text to each other. That's
like what all our texts look like, not just to
(13:39):
it with the thumbs up or anything like that. Is
that is how you talk to me on text? Yes,
and that's my policy. I respond every third text from you,
thank you if if that? Uh so, Elizabeth, yeah, keeps
begging Francesca for another chance, and then the way Francesca
is looking at her, she's like kind of smiling like
she's enjoying telling her no, oh she loves it. Yeah,
(14:02):
And so Rachel helps Elizabeth pack while it's just like cries,
and James says he actually never caught feelings for Elizabeth.
And he's telling everyone that he's fine. Everyone's like hot, James,
You're so savage, dude, and I'm like, drown him. A
lot of people after they fire someone, like like Captain Lee,
after he fires someone, he doesn't see that person again,
(14:22):
like they leave his office and then he doesn't. But Francesca,
she followed her around the boat, talking to her, just
staring at her. Yeah, She's like, you want me to
take your bags down, and I'm like, no, I want
to throw you down the stairs, so I don't want
you holding my bag when I do it. What a
(14:44):
fucking jerk. She was trying to get her off that boat.
A Sappolis was like, crying, jerk, Just go somewhere else
and hang out, have a cigarette with Hannah. Well that's
what she does. So so as he says, she thinks
it was all personal that Francesca fired Elizabeth and ashes
fake ass, gives Elizabeth a hug and says she feels guilty,
(15:06):
but this actually should have happened a few charters ago.
It's like, you fake ass, bitch, even though on her
after show last week she was like, I've never been fake.
I've actually never been fake, and I'm like, you are
the fakest person. It's really tense, only fake. Yeah, she
was like, oh, I'm gonna miss you. It's like, bitch,
(15:27):
you have been trying to get her fired this whole time,
so quit it. No one believes the show is filmed,
it'll come out, and it did come out. Yeah. So
every after, you know, Francesca throws Elizabeth's luggage overboard, everyone
lines up to say goodbye to Elizabeth except ashe and Francesca,
(15:47):
who just stay inside, and that that's who the meanies are. Yeah,
as every season debt crew, cool, inside crew, cruel, nice
cool v cruel. So Elizabeth says, when an opportunity closes
(16:09):
like this, a compass will point her in a new path,
and she believes in karma. So what goes around comes around. Francesca,
I'd never hear from Elizabeth again. Well, she's gonna be
on the reunion episode, so good luck, bitch, Okay, sorry
(16:30):
alright yea, So um, Rachel thinks services fucked and now
that Elizabeth's gone, who's Francesca gonna blame all the service
issues on? And everyone's families are reporting back about how
bad Corona is getting and they get ready to go
out for dinner, and at dinner, they keep talking about
Corona and Eddie's like, yeah, it looks like the next
two weeks are going to be really bad and then
(16:51):
it'll get better. Yeah, okay, So they bring out At dinner,
they bring the restaurant brings out Elizabeth's birthday cake that
Rachel had planned, and Rachel is not happy because everyone
is just eating it with forks, and she says. The
waitress comes over and goes, oh, you guys started without
before I could bring you knives, and Rachel literally says, oh,
(17:13):
we don't need knives because it's already in someone's back. Yeah,
she's implying Frances has stabbed Elizabeth in the back, which
I was like, see, that's a real one. A real
one tells you what's up. She goes, it's in her back.
We fucked her over, she's not here to enjoy her
own birthday cake. Well, I believe a real one would say, uh,
(17:37):
it's in her back. Okay. I'm not going to freak out.
I'm not gonna leave the group. I'm not gonna make
everyone afraid of what I'm about to do. I'm not
going to make no one want to get in the
cab with me. I'm just gonna sit here, continue to
be a normal person because I'm not blackout drunk right now.
(17:57):
Valid point. So Rachel gets so upset and she's pissed
that Francesca celebrating Elizabeth being gone, and she um basically
walks away and anger, being like, that's bullshit. This is
fucking bullshit. That is fucking bullshit. You know what this is?
This is bullshit, bullshit. I say bullshit, that be bullshit.
She literally says that fifty times in a row. I
(18:19):
think she's talking to like a producer that you can't
see off camera, and she keeps me being like, that's
fucking bullshit, man, Yeah, I would never do something like that.
That's not cool, man, that's bullshit, Like that's that's some
dark ship. Man, that's that's bullshit. And she's like smoking,
like bullshit. Man, I don't funk with that. I don't
funk with these people. These people are bullshit. They're out
here just be bullshitters. You know what they are? Bullshit,
(18:40):
That's what they are. Bullshit, ma'am. Sorry, we've got a
close up for the night. That is bullshit as well.
I understand. Yes, I live in bullshit land, right, okay,
well please don't drive ship myself that I understand. We
open a well, you know what, that's also bullshit. Okay,
(19:02):
all right, well thanks for coming. Yeah, well fuck out
shoot her office? Oh god Jesus. Well, anyway, so she's
doing that, walking around saying everything is bullshit and um,
she refuses to come back with everyone else and takes
a cab by herself. Cost a hundred and forty dollars
(19:25):
taking a cab by herself. Yeah, well whatever, I'm sure
production paid for it. Nope, they didn't. How do you
know I read about it in the Guardian. In the Guardian, Yeah, okay, yeah.
They said they got in a big argument with her
and she said she was going there and they said
(19:45):
they wouldn't pay for it, and she called their bluff
but they ended up not paying for it, and she
didn't have any money on her and so she got
arrested that night and taken to where they Thailand. You. Yeah,
let's take a quick break and we will be right
back too. I'll be right back after these messages, will
(20:07):
be right back, and we're back, and we are back.
Thank you Anna for agreeing with me one final time. Yeah.
Ok So, so Rachel comes back and she goes in
(20:27):
their room with Francesca and she she's like, that was poorly.
That was handled so poorly. We're in a pandemic and
you assholes are frothing over someone's departure. And I'm like,
you know what, Rachel's all wrong. I'm sorry. I am
team Rachel on this point. She's upset that was lame
as fuck. They were all like cake, It's like that
was someone's birthday cake that you just fired. Oh my god,
(20:51):
I didn't. Oh shut up. They literally in the after
show had Eddie and Francesca and they were like, man,
we don't really think about it. We were just like
so hungry for dessert. It's like you didn't think about it,
like at all. You didn't even cross your mind. Like okay,
now here's the thing. Yeah, it's a cake, already paid
(21:12):
for it. Just eat it. I don't know because did
they pay I mean it's hard to I don't know anything,
So like, sure, if you were paid for it, she's
gone eating. I think the problem was that they were
all just like forking it down. That's not rude. Eating
it's not rude. Celebrating that she's gone is rude. Fucking
(21:34):
James talking about how you know, like flirting with Ash
that's rude. Yeah, that's rude. Ship. She's going to see
that and fucking die. Yeah, I mean facts, it was
fucked I don't know. I thought the whole situation was
sucked up. But whatever, um it is officially the next day,
(21:58):
So Rachel thinks that Francesco is a superbo. Sorry sorry
to cut your cutting, but I have to ask you something.
Do you think they're going to do an episode of
Wan Division that is in the style of Below Deck?
Mm hmm, maybe like love Boat. Do you think they
would do a reality show episode? Probably not because it's
(22:21):
not in like the TV land sphere as much. Yeah,
but we're getting closer, that's true. Yeah, maybe we'll get
a card macolm in the middle was last time? It's
going to be like that was Malcolm Middle? Huh? Yeah,
so who knows? We're this close to survivor that's true,
(22:42):
or like a Kardashian Zepp. Yeah, for I mean anything.
I think they would be picking any reality show I
think would be fun, you know, a tattoo competition show.
I feel like they're more likely to go like dating
game Show, Share Temptation Island. No, I meant like, actually,
Captain America is going to be there, iron Man is
(23:04):
going to be there, arrow little guy guy with arrows
is going to be there. Hunter with arrows? Yeah was
that one? I don't know who cares. There's that little
tiny guy who's a bug and his wife's a bug man. Yeah, okay,
so I love superhero stuff. Yeah, no, I can tell.
Before the next day. That night, after Rachel tells Francesca
(23:26):
how fucked up everyone frothing over the cake was, she
faced times with Vincenzo Vinceenza from you Yeah, and he said.
She says, Vincenzo's her confidante and makes her feel better.
But if you've been looking at the news lately or
our Instagram or Twitter, you know that her and Vincenzo
(23:50):
broke up after all that, after all those Vincenzos. As
she stared longly, longingly at the same moon that he
was looking at. She and Vincenzo are no longer together.
Oh and you know what, she says, It's for the best.
It's for the best. But what can you do? I
hate to see Rachel hurt anyway, whatever who cares. It's
(24:14):
the next day, Rachel says she thinks Francesca is a
super bully and fire someone because she is inept and
doesn't know how to train someone and she sucks. And
I'm like, hey, you know how, Rachel, you took the
words right out of my mouth. I agree with you.
Elizabeth wasn't great. Everyone is talking about how all the
(24:34):
borders are shutting down for travel because of Corona, and
Rachel asked to speak to Captain Lee and she tells
him that she's really struggling with service and Francesca, and
he doesn't really give any form. He like, doesn't his answer.
I don't know if it was edited down, but he's like,
there's only six more days left two charters. Okay, it's
gonna be hard to find someone to replace Elizabeth, but
(24:55):
I'm gonna try so hopefully Charter will get better and
service will get better and ah yeah, okay bye. Yeah.
This is a trick that a lot of men know
about that uh man, I guess women haven't figured out yet.
What we do is we we keep talking so long
there's not we don't leave a moment of silence until
we've left the room. And it just trails off and
(25:18):
we go away. There's never any moment to interject and
then us men, we just we get a little time
to ourselves. Right. Well, Captain Lee definitely uses this technique
because Rachel just walks away like okay, and he literally
says he's like great, Chel and Francesca both really care
about their jobs. But we have a bit of a
(25:40):
ship sandwich and it's time to take a bite, to
which I say what, I'm sorry? What you eat pieces
of ship for breakfast? I don't even know because I
didn't get the metaphor like they're in a ship sandwich
because you fired your stupid want it. If I had
I tell you what I do, I'd find a trash camp. Yeah,
(26:02):
oh I that you know. Here's the thing. I would
never have a ship sandwich. Sure, who would have given
me this ship sandwich? I wouldn't have that subway. You
would go to subway. They're like, and you want the
ship today? I'm like you I ordered tuna and they're like, sorry,
well okay. Rob is doing a lot of back talk
to Izzy and she's getting very annoyed. She's getting real annoyed.
(26:26):
Oh Rob sucked, Like Rob started out so basic and
then turned into like a little bit. Rob is a
bad guy. He couldn't he was like a nobody until
this episode. He could have gone either way. I mean,
he was too much of a ship to Izzy already
for sure, but this last interaction. What a fucking dickhead.
(26:50):
I want to drown him in the ocean. Nice well, Rachel,
Hell yeah dog, Hell yeah dog. I ain't afraid of it.
I ain't afraid no drowse. Rachel asked to meet with
Francesca about service, and they talk openly about their issues,
and Francesca asks Rachel not to take her anger out
(27:11):
on her, and Rachel apologizes Loki being fake because she's like, look,
certain people you can bark at, but that isn't Francesca,
because I won't get the end result of what I need.
So I'm gonna try and communicate with her as clearly
as possible, and we'll see how it goes. And uh, yeah,
we'll see. But guess what we won't see. We won't see, okay,
(27:34):
because these bitches ain't never working together again. I'll tell
you that now. I do hope they bring Rachel back
in the future. But Francesca, look, honey, I could do
with another chiefs do. Okay, yeah, I don't need another
season with Francesca. To be honest with you, would you
take another season with Francesca because I don't, really, I don't.
(27:55):
I want to be involved in the casting so much. Okay.
I could think of, like, you know, seasons of the
real world I would like to put in here. I
could think of like, um, you know, like former senators
I would want to see working on I want to like,
you know, I want to do where they flip and
(28:16):
the billionaires have to pay to wait on the crew
and in foot I'd watch that, like you go with
the knowledge that there's gonna be a big wheel. So
you get to the pastoral. They got a big wheel
and there's like eight different things that could land on.
One of them is you. The crew gets your vacation
(28:39):
and you've got to serve them, and you've signed the
contracts you have to do this, and you you've spen that.
It's a bit of like a roulet. It's like below
deck rule. You don't know what position you're gonna get in.
You could you can end up as a chef, you
can end up as a crew member, or you can
end up as person is just on vacay. I love that.
I do love that. Yeah, But then they were reveal
(29:00):
at the end that che what you thought, and it
was the seven eighths possibility of waiting on them hand
and foot, and the whole season they wait on him,
hand and foot. It's great. And then at the end
they steal all their money. Officially it's rigged. Then well
everything's rigged, Okay, well the whole game is rigged. Captain
(29:23):
Lee gets a text that can remember games stop. Captain
Lee gets a text that concerns concerns him, and he
gets all weird and he's like looking out the window
and he's like, wow, I shan't write it right. And
that's what he said, though sure I felt like they
(29:45):
were implying. He was sitting there thinking for like two hours,
like he's just like, I don't know about it's just
not ideal. Let me tell you I'm not I'm not
a fan. And then he calls a meeting with the
entire crew and everyone is free doubt, like, why then
is he calling a meeting? Man? Why is he calling
a meeting? That's like super weird. He doesn't just like
call meetings. And he sits he does that casual. Is
(30:08):
he gonna ask us out? Yeah? He does like a
really cool like, Hey, kids, don't worry, I'm a cool
teen like you, because he flips the chair backwards and
sits on it, and he's like, hey, guys, I'm on
your level. Can't you see this chairs backwards? Yeah? And
then and then he looks at James and he's like,
what U preppy? Yeah? What a preppy? That actually happened.
(30:34):
I didn't put in my notes, but it did happen.
Thank you for save by the bell reference. They've so
capitally tells everyone at this seas as this as scary
as hell, and it's frustrating. But the last two charter
guests have canceled and the season has ended, and there's
nothing I can do, and that I don't like that
I can't do anything because I'm the captain now and
(30:55):
I like to do things and I like to be
in charge, but unfortunately I really can't control this global
pandemic and that makes me angry or as goddamn hell,
And honestly, it feels like I'm just dragging my dick
through goddamn pilot, broken whiskey bottles on my god damns.
I out of control. I can't even pull my penis
back up and into my pants because that's how little
(31:17):
control I have in this goddamn pandemic. And it's time
I go see my lovely bride idea. Captain Lee starts acting. Okay,
first off, he gets roles in like Sharknado type movies.
(31:37):
It's fun to see him because look cameo. But people
starts to take notice. I mean, he writes his own dialogue,
what yeah, his own sayings, everything's marketable. Starts getting a
little plush dolls with Captain Lee sayings. Then you know,
(31:59):
people people notice because gravitas. He starts getting pulled in
legit movies. I mean, like Spielberg, Soderberg. He's starring opposite
Tom Hanks, Greenberg. He you know he does he rewrites
Greenberg right right, and he starts up site Tom Hanks. Yeah,
and every one of them. They start to be like
(32:22):
a buddy, like like Woody and Mia Meryl Street places
love interest. Sure thing's got to give type movie. They
probably get married for real. No, no, no, no, he
would never do that. Well, he'd lose everything if he
left his lovely bride. That's absurd. He would a foursome. Yeah,
(32:45):
I mean, honestly, let's not. Let's not maybe a sevensome.
It's not ruled out. Oh that's crazy to think about.
If they never stop thinking, they doing eleven sum that's
the entire crew, basically, Wow, two live crew. So Captain's like,
you'll all be leaving the next day. Don't worry, I'll
cover You'll figure out your fucking travel, you losers, and
(33:06):
Francesco's like, my family is not really well right now,
and I don't really want to bring anything back into
that situation. And I'm like details, but of course she
doesn't give any. So everyone's all they're all shook, and
they're calling their families to let them know they're coming home.
And Rachel's crying because she can't see Vincenzo right away
because she can't get into Italy or wherever, and she
(33:26):
just wants to go home. And yeah, well she's never
going to see him again, Jesus, And so um, everyone's
getting right. I know you didn't make it dark. Yeah
I talked about it earlier. You didn't hear me close
that door? Huh, Jesus? Is Lyra leave her alone? Business? God?
(33:48):
Shut up? Um? What are you doing. You guys need
a guest for dead heads. I'm like, stop trying, and
you know, get on my shows. Okay, I doubt it.
She's probably like, wrap it up, the show sucks, and
I don't. I don't disagree with her, but um, I'm
just joking. So basically, everyone on the boat, that's you.
(34:12):
You're my crowd. Everyone's like getting wasted and partying on
the boats. It's their last night and they're all going
to get coronavirus and Captain Lee is all upset and
they're like do you want to celebrate? They're literally like
do you want a glass of champagne Captain Lee to
like celebrate? And Captain Lee's like, I don't really feel
like celebrating, and it's like that makes sense. I got
(34:33):
that good stuff in my it makes sense. Like what
are you celebrating? You're all going home to like we're
still celebrating Elizabeth's birthday. God, I mean it feels like that. Honestly,
Oh God, don't you remember what it was like? Anna?
You can't judge them? Remember that first weekend? I partied
(34:55):
all weekend? What first weekend? That first weekend of luck
down when it was when it wasn't such a big
deal that I first heard about it. Partied all fucking weekends. Jesus,
that's not good. All weekend hardcore party and Diplo played
my Okay, shut diplow, that's actually pretty cool. How came
(35:17):
I didn't get invited? I can only invite two people,
and yeah, man, I never get invited anywhere next time,
next time? You know, you know what, I've never been
anywhere you've invited me. So I don't know if that
says something or it means anything. You've never been anywhere
(35:40):
I invited you. It sounds like you're just not showing
up to my invites. You've never invited me anywhere. Yes,
I did when you had that huge party. Okay, well
that's on you for not showing up and getting COVID
with Well. I don't think you can complain that you
never get invited anywhere when you and invite other people
(36:00):
to places. Okay, Well that's on you. I don't have
anything in life, Okay, I don't know what that means.
You want me to invite you don't. I just I
just needed it set out loud that I was not
the problem. Clearly your own psychosis. No you're right, I'm on,
(36:22):
Well it's fine, alright. So yeah, everyone's partying, they're celebrating
COVID destroying the nation or the world, and it's just
a ship show on the boat at this point, and
we're like, yeah, let's drink. I mean, yeah, you're on
a yacht. It's your last day. It's like you you hate,
(36:44):
you hate these people. What do you want to hang
out with them? Sober and really reminisced? Now you want
to get drunk so they all shut up about what
their feelings. Yeah, I would rather see like a little
documentary about how they all got home. Uh, like go
to Canada, Australia. I think he went to Australia. But
(37:05):
also I'm interested about like Rachel going back to New York.
She was popping off in New York. What do you mean?
Because New York got hit bad at the early beginnings
of lockdown and that's where she was headed. So I
hope she was. Well, it's fine, nothing was so bad
until this winter. Okay, all right, well, um no, don't
(37:31):
don't try to rewrite history. I'm saying, the deaths then
we're not compared to anyway. So they're learning that they
have to self isolate for fourteen days when you go
back to Australia. And that's when we learned that Rob
had just moved to Australia a month ago and he
just started setting things up there. And at this point,
fuck you, Rob, You're terrible, all right, fuck you moving
(37:52):
to the ocean idiot? Well I think he does. So
it is the next day. Captain Lee's like, I woke
up thinking everything was normal for a second. Right now
I really need to go home and be with my family.
So the engineers will be taking the boat back to
their owners. I'm like, oh, that's interesting with That's something
like insight, because usually when we leave the show, he's
(38:14):
still yeah, he's still on the boat when we leave
the show. But now they're like, hey, engineers, sorry, unfortunately
your lives don't matter as much, so you need to
go deal with this. Well, I believe that the engineers
are usually locals, are they? I just feel like when
they're in Greece, they're all named Niko. They're always like, hi, Hi,
(38:35):
I'm Galastoga and that's Niko, and that's Beeko and that's
Tiko and we're like, hi, yeah, how are you? Will
never see you again a Bookiko. I hope Kiko is
doing well. I hope he gets I heard he became
(39:00):
uh COVID doctor. I heard he became an oligarch. Right,
that's what he did. He went back to bootin and
he helped poison navalni. Yeah, such a direct reference. That's
very specific. Uh. The fact that you know that makes
me concerned that maybe your work in both sides, buddy,
both sides. I've never worked either side in my life.
(39:24):
It's clear your behavior, your work ethic is. Could you
imagine to get hired to work as a spine built
sides and they're like, he's done nothing. It seems like
he's just been I think that probably happens a lot.
You don't have to stand. I have been having sex
(39:44):
with people every every night, but it turns out they
they're not powerful. They are just the ones I find
most attracted. I think personally that spies are like the
hardest working people. Yeah. Have you ever eating that spies
and thighs? Yeah, it's so yummy because you know, a
(40:05):
what's that they're like super tall, they're like hard workers,
great service, great service. Well they they got it. I
mean it's like people act like sitting in your car
all night isn't work, you know what. On that note,
let's take a quick commercial parade. On that note, I
don't know, we'll be right back yourself after this quick
(40:28):
commercial break by, will be right back and we're back.
Nick has been sitting in his car this this whole time.
It turns out so I like sitting in my car.
There's no way. So everyone is packing up their stuff.
(40:48):
I mean, it's not my favorite thing, but I don't
I enjoy it. You've got everything you need there. You're
air conditioning, that's actually entertainment. Watch TV on your phone,
that's true. I'm not gonna lie that as pretty chill.
People always feel like, you know, they live in their
(41:09):
houses or apartments are small. But that's just up to you. Ben.
You can always go sit in your car and watch TV.
You know. Let her calm down. Oh boy, okay, okay.
A lot of the show is turned into how your
relationship is going? You know that? Yeah? Well, you know,
(41:34):
people write relationships people right in and they go is
he okay? And I have to say, you know, unfortunately
we're not allowed to comment at this time, right you
we get we do get a lot of emails. You
cross off the S and she and you pretend the
emails are about me. Is he okay? Oh sure, yeah,
interesting spacing they used, is he oh okay? Then I
(42:01):
don't respond. So okay, everyone's packing up their stuff and
taking stuff out, or they're taking stuff they need, like
boats from the boat, like wipes and hand sanitizer because
they know things are running out according to their families.
They're like, can I get to my wipes and my
hand sanitizes or that didn't work kind of on my hands.
(42:27):
I'm about Pnton's all is he wants to talk to
Rob about his behavior towards her before he leaves, and
James texts him and gives him a heads up, so
he hides from her as long as possible, and then okay,
well before he does this weird ship, Rob says he's
just gonna go have some Rob time and he's just
(42:49):
gonna relax and serve and work on some papers for
the geology side. And I'm like, there's no way you
know how to write or read. But you know what
would have been funny his only way around this conversation
with Izzy, because you know how a lot of people
wait till the end of the season to tell people
that they had a crush on them. He should have
(43:09):
gone up and been like, easy to tell you, I've
I've had a crush on you all. Then she'd been like, what,
I still hate you, h which would have made sense
because why not, like they well, okay, So this is
what Rob does after being tipped off by James. He
(43:30):
goes as he's walking and he goes, hey, is he
I've been meaning to talk to you. I'm sorry if
I gave you any hard gave you a hard time
at any point this season? Jerk like, what the fuck?
That was weird? And he's being very insincere and hear
it yeah, and Is He's like he's trying to cover
(43:51):
his ground and he's like, I'm sorry you you totally
deserved being a lead deckhand. And Is he's like not impressed,
and she's like, Hi, I know you're not here. I
know James tipped you off, your fucking weirdo. I hope
you learn you have no professionality or whatever the fun
professionality is not a word whatever. She's like, fessionality, you
(44:12):
have nothing to offer and you're a fucking loser. That's
her like energy, that she's giving off. But she basically
goes like, you can't treat women like that. That was shitty.
You need to grow up and become more mature. But
her vibe is like fuck you and fuck everything about you,
and I hope your dick falls off. And he's that, Yeah,
(44:32):
she just deflected everything he said. Well, it was insecure.
I mean no, not insecure. Excuse me. It was so
insincere what he was saying, Like it was obvious. He's like, oh,
is he talking points? Talking? Hold on? I wrote some
bullet points on my notes app. Oh. He was doing
it with a smile. He was making fun of her.
He was just being fucking whatever, and it was like
(44:54):
not chill and she saw right through it and she
called him out and that was that. Then Rob leaves
because Rob has to go like hide in the forest
and find gold. Uh, and then Ash to shady asses
leaving and I don't really have much thoughts on her
and her experience on the boat, so she could just
walk right on off by Ash go back to Australia.
You business owner, That was the whole thing. She's like,
(45:15):
I'm a business owner. So on the after show last week,
she said that Ashes what's her business. I don't know.
She probably makes like in sense, I fucking don't know.
Last week when she was on with Elizabeth on the
After Show, she was like, Elizabeth and I just don't
think yawning is your thing. And she's like, yeah, it's
(45:36):
not like my end goal in life. And she's like, yeah,
totally me either, Like I'm a business owner, like I'm
a boss, so like I you know, yawning is totally
not my end goal either, so like yeah, and it
was just so weird, like it was so tense. I
really didn't enjoy watching them like be a fucking awkward
as funk with each other and ash being all fake
(45:58):
as ship whatever. Yeah, well, I'm gonna miss no one.
I'm not gonna miss any person I bet on this show.
I bet she makes like I know you're gonna miss Rachel,
but not me, Jewelry. She's toxic Rachel, and I'm more
(46:20):
of a hashtag free Brittany. Okay, So um, Rachel oops,
all Brittany's oops, all nineties pop stars, pop star, boat
boat star, and then the last one alive gets their
career back, It gets turned into a sixteen year old
(46:41):
that's actually pretty chill, but I don't know if they
would take that off for on because then you have
to go through that life all over again. So Rachel's
leaving and Captain Lee says she's brilliant at her job,
but she's a real piece of work. But he would
definitely work with her again because she proved herself. And
Rachel's like, I have no regrets and I'm happy to
get the funk out of here. I have no rugrats regrets.
(47:04):
You know. No regrets is from Yeah, that commercial in
that movie it's a commercial. It's a movie. It's a commercial.
It's a movie. It's a commercial. It's like Jennifer Anderson, No,
it's that guy. You made that movie up? Was it?
Is it called Shazam? No, it's Jennifer Anderston. Um, what's
(47:29):
is Jason Sudeikis? I believe Emma Roberts And then Bill
Hayter is like, why would I want to do dishes?
Is that from the movie? It's Oh, it's called We're
the Miller's That's right, So they're pretending to be a family,
and then um, Emma. Emma Robert's character has this boyfriend
and he's like an idiot and he has a tattoo
that says no regrets on it. I don't know, never forget. Yeah,
(47:53):
so uh, that actually came out like the same time
as that. I think it's like a Geiko commercial where
a guy the same things getting tattoo and he said
no regrets. Oh really, I didn't notice. It's the exact
same joke, and they were like both in pop culture.
It was like when, um, there were two Volcano movies
at the same time, a popular touchstone. Oh I don't.
(48:15):
I don't recall when these two Volcano movies came out,
Dante's Peak and Volcano Get Your Ship Together, Ants and
Bugs Life. Oh yeah, I remember pop culture no regrets
jokes swept the nation well and then a thousand comedians.
So that was my joke. I did it on Twitter
in ninet Well, Rachel says no regrets from her season
(48:40):
and then she leaves. She just gets the funk out quick,
and James is leaving and he says and is He's like, hey,
I know you tipped rob off and that was a
dick move. And he's like, I don't know you're talking
about and so he leaves and he says he's happy
to go home and go back to the gym and
complain about the English weather and wind his parents up
and I'm like, you would still live at home? And
(49:00):
Eddie says, it's a goddamn miracle James didn't get fired,
but it was great to work with. And then is
He's leaving? And she says this season is ending how
she assumed sex would be with James, abrupt and unsatisfying,
And I was like, burn, bitch, burn, easy joke. I mean,
structure is so fucking played out, Like I'm not as
(49:23):
a as a comedian, I cannot give her credit for
that joke. Structure, that's fine. I think she's okay because
she's got more followers than you, bitch, No, no, no, yeah,
how he follows you hundred thousands? No you don't let
(49:44):
me look it up. Well then I lost some Oh
my god, you have twelve followers? And is he has
fifty eight point six k No? How dare you that
was a secret? No? I mean what my public page
is a secret? No? Almost so? Yes, Is he's leaving,
(50:07):
Francesca's leaving, and she gives Captain Leah Shammy that the
entire crew signed because what is this fucking summer camp?
And Captain Lee is like, I think Francesca nailed it.
She had big shoes to fill in, you know, she
really stepped up. And I'm like, I don't agree. Oh,
he's gonna eat his fucking words. Francesca is not Kate,
and I think we should all make that very clear.
(50:28):
M uh. And then yeah, so she leaves, and then
Eddie's leaving, and Captain Lee promotes Eddie to first officer,
which Loki means he's never going to be on this
show again because they don't have first officers on the
show except for first season of Alex and that that
guy just pissed Captain Lee off so much with his
parlor takes. He's like, you know, Captaly, the election of
(50:51):
the fraud cap was like, Okay, I don't talk politics,
but yeah, I don't know. Isn't that weird? You know,
it probably means new spinoff Eddie first officer. Yeah. I
bet they're trying to like set Eddie up to one
day like be the new Captain Lee. Oh yeah, he's
gonna have to because Captain Lee is gonna die in
(51:13):
fourty or fifty years. Yeah, and in forty or fifty years,
this show will still be on and climate change will
have totally not destroyed us. Yeah, I'd be wild. So
Captain Lee is like, I'm really proud of Eddie and
he's who I wanted my son to turn out like
if he had lived, which I was like, oh my god,
(51:35):
that is so devastating to hear because he does love
Eddie and he was just hoping his son would be
like a first officer, Like could you imagine how if
that had been like a totally different God. I don't know, man,
Captain Lee, he's raw this season. He is this season. Yeah. Well,
(51:58):
Eddie's like, I feel honored, Captain and leaves my friend.
I would rather I would not I'd rather not be
promoted by anyone but him. And I'm like, yeah, we
get you, get your stripes, get your stripes, whatever. Good luck, Eddie.
We'll never see you on the show gangause they do
not have first officers on or you become a boast
(52:19):
crew member. Not yet. Captain Lee says. Captain Lee's leaving,
and this is the first time we've ever seen Captain
Lee pack up and leave the boat. He puts his
cowboy boots on, he puts his shirt on that Marianne
clearly picked out and then he's like his shirt on
real and then Captain Lean is like, I started this
season in the hospital, which I completely forgot about, by
(52:41):
the way, and he's like, and that didn't and it
didn't started in the hospital, and it didn't end well either,
And this year was tough. But sometimes you have tough years,
but that doesn't mean you toss in the towel because
people depend on you. And he leaves about to go home,
and that's where the episode ends by and it's time
(53:03):
for facts. So special Boat fact today is that this
is the last episode of decades. Okay. Wow, I shouldn't
have laughed like that. Okay, So unfortunately, guys, we are
not able to continue to do this show anymore because
we don't. Look. I got promoted at my job, I
(53:25):
have to take on a new role, which is lessening
my time. Nick's got shipped going on. I think it's
clear from the way I talk about this show that
I can't I just can't talk about any more billionaires.
I'm gonna get shut down. I'm gonna say something that's
gonna get me in a little hot water. Yeah, and
the billionaires are gonna come after me. Then he won't
(53:45):
get on the Alexi Navalny of America. So here's the thing, Deckheads.
The podcast is ending, but don't worry. I will be
back next week for the reunion episode, and I'm gonna
tell you guys about a little spinoff that we're going
to do of Deckheads. Is so exciting to hear about Deckheads.
Chief stews next week and I'll tell you all about it.
(54:09):
So stay tuned, listen to next week's episode to hear
what's happening with Deckheads. It's gonna be a spinoff, baby
below deck style. Yeah, you know what they say, when
God closes the door, pretty soon you're homeless and you
don't have any more doors. Well not in this case,
because Deckheads will continue in a different form, so just
(54:29):
look out for that. Well, what a ride it's been, Anna.
You You were a big part of my um, which
I'll always remember as the great the bed just the
best year. Yeah. Yeah, we spend almost every single day together.
It was tough for both of us. Yeah, Jesus, So
what are we gonna do? How are we gonna get by?
(54:50):
On that little texting from my end? Yeah, just don't
contact me any further. I guess I would say this
is no, this is it for our friendship. Well, you're
still going to invite me to your parties. We'll see
if I have any because you know you have you
ever thrown a party? Yes, back in the day, not
as of recent obviously. When's the last time you threw
(55:12):
a party? Oh? Maybe like two years ago. I was
expecting you to say two thousand seven, so that's actually
quite a all right. Well, um, I'm gonna tell my
grandkids about this show and maybe they'll listen to it
and they'll wonder who crazy Anna is. Yeah, I just
(55:38):
I do hope to meet your kids one day, Um,
because I do. I still love Lyra you. You know
you're cool. Yeah, so sorry about that, guys. Unfortunately time
time is money, and another venture is paying me more.
So I'm so sorry to be that asshole because I'm
(55:59):
now gonna be the millionaire that Nick hates. You know,
someone has to take that role in his life. But
please again, check out the episode that drops next week
for our special surprise spinoff information. It's gonna be fun.
I think you guys are gonna enjoy it. You'll see
it's gonna be something new. But yeah, we'll still be
uh doing our thing, just I guess. Follow us on
(56:23):
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the socials for also more information on the secretive upcoming
special spinoff. And also you can follow me at Anna
host n and Nick is at Nick's Turners. So check
out our other projects. You know, we're always doing stuff.
If you follow us on our socials, you can see
what else we're up to. If you want the most unfiltered,
(56:46):
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(57:08):
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Hell yeah, alright, guys, love you. We're gonna hop off
this little boat for the last time. Maybe all right,
see you also stute sailing looks so good? All right,
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