Season 8, Episode 2 with Megan Gailey

Anna and Nick are joined by Megan Gailey to talk season 8, episode 2 of Below Deck.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Deckheads, a production of IR Radio. Welcome to
Deckheads with your hosts Nick and Anna, broadcasting from the
bottom of the boat below below deck whoa horny all
yak talk all the time. I'm having a party. We're

(00:21):
shoveling cold to keep this show afloat. I love cocaine.
We're off the map in international waters. I need some trauma.
Me hide that cocaine. Never in my nose shuts. You know.
I'm in an open relationship below deck me deckheads pay Nick, Hey,

(00:52):
just living my best life. That is what you're always doing,
and usually that involves not talking to me, always, always, always, always.
You know, I hate you, but in like that because
we were trying to fake it on the pod. Oh
no we are. But like people don't understand, Like I

(01:13):
actually hated you for a while because I had to
speak to you every single day for four hours, it
felt like. But now now I don't even know you
and we're best friends again. Yes, I've stopped telling you
what I do from day to day and you've stopped asking. Yeah,
I don't care. We had a relationship where you would

(01:33):
text me a lot and I would not taxt you back.
And now neither one of us texts, No, we don't
say anything to each other. Perfect the dream friendship. Are
you still with Zach? Who is this show still? A
very Yes it is. I wouldn't know. I don't even
after we record this, I don't do anything with it,

(01:55):
doesn't even go up. Is that right? Because honestly, there
would be no way of confirming that it would be
the same number of people who tell me they listen.
It's just actually, you know what my brother shout out.
Jeremy Turner said that he caught up and he has
fully listened to every minute of podcasts we have put out.

(02:16):
My brother, WHOA is that crazy? I mean my parents
don't know this show or my family probably don't even
know this show exists. Look, he's in Korea. He doesn't
He's lost all attachments to everything in America. This is
his only way of knowing what's going on. He gets
his news from our podcast from a month ago. Jesus,

(02:38):
that's terrible. He's just now hearing about the Black Lives
Matter making Yes, he's like, oh, it looks like the
elections eating up. Let's bring our guests and guys. We're
we're at a time where we have completed every goddamn
episode of this show, and I've never been more aggressive
towards rich people. So we're going weekly or we are weekly.

(03:00):
We're current, baby, We're as current as those waves, not
allowing someone to anchor and I don't know take to
take the boat off the doctor. I don't know. Clearly
I learned nothing. But yeah, we are joined by actually
someone who has a wouldn't be a sister podcast. I
like that. You can tell we don't usually have guests

(03:22):
because the normal podcast would have done the into already,
but we are fumbling through this like we just had.
We're on our first play date. This guest they host
a show with their beloved called The Greatest that's also
on I Heart. Uh. They are a comedian, yes the
website there are a comedian. They are a wonderful instagrammer,

(03:45):
as I know because terrible. Uh and uh they were
a minion for Halloween? Is that? Yeah? Okay, I I
just gotta start. I'm gonna set my clock so I
can see how long introduction Yeah, okay, stop watching started.

(04:11):
I'm just joking. We're joined by Megan Gaily Gaily High
and June Hannah. I'm so excited. To be here. I mean,
I had to like hold myself back from tweeting more
about Monday Night's episode, but I wanted to keep it

(04:33):
all locked in, all content specific, just for decades. Sometimes
it's so difficult to not talk about it beforehand, Like
it's the equivalent pain of I don't know, dragging your
dick through twelve miles of broken whiskey bottles something like that.
We're able to recycle them. Actually recycling is fake, right,

(05:02):
I don't know. I think it is a number is
following me and the city is Diamond Bar. Oh yeah,
you gotta take please say that right, please take that on.
It cannot be good. Okay, Megan, you want a deckhead's appearance. Okay,

(05:23):
I've created a thing where I'm going to ask the
guests three questions at the beginning of every episode. I
didn't agree today. Well, I come up with the segments
and you just exist within the universe of this podcast. Okay,
you seem kind of more long for the ride. Yeah, absolutely, Well,

(05:44):
I as the primary and you're the friend being selfish.
I'm along for the ride the way someone who just
got carjacked is well, actually, you did create boat facts.
That was all you. Um, I you know. I mean
it's like we're all joking about me not carrying this show,

(06:05):
but you well know, I get to the questions. I
bet they're good. Yeah. Well I asked the exact same
ones last episode. If you were listening, I was listening
but not retaining Great, Okay, So when did you start
watching Below Deck Megan? Consistently? I think I started watching
four years ago, but then whenever it was on in

(06:28):
like a hotel or a plane, I would be like, oh,
what's this? And so I've seen every single episode, but
I kind of like jumped around. But I've been current
with it for four seasons. I mean I watched Sailing Yacht.
I know that is incredible. Hey, Megan, do you have
a favorite season? Sorry? Is this? What are your questions?

(06:51):
I knew I was just guessing you can ask her no. No,
you just asked her no, But I want you to
do it. God, Nick, we're just trying to cut my
part out. Would I do that? Do you have a
favorite season? Wow? Gosh? I really did love that first
Sally season that Malia was on, where everybody was like

(07:11):
Adam was fighting over her and then a Boson was
fighting over her but I last season of Regular Below
Deck was so painful, but then it led to the
reunion that was so cathartic. To see Captain Lee yell
at those pieces of ship was like a me too

(07:33):
moment in my life, Like it felt so good. Yeah,
that was I like that. It was so upsetting. He
had to get up and walk away like he couldn't. Yeah,
and and and he was like, I can't believe I
didn't know this, Like he just seemed so disturbed and
piste off, which is like exactly what you want from
a man when they see the horrible things that Ashton

(07:57):
and his crew was doing. Oh my god. I mean,
I believe Captain Lee was a little complicit, but I
see what you're saying. I don't know if he knew
I has missed a lot. Yeah, well he is an elder, um,
And I mean, if you fall in the shower when

(08:17):
I not happened. I actually like got tears in my
eyes because I used to work at a retirement community
and when an old person falls, the clocks counting down,
you know like that, But that's not the that's the
beginning of the end. And so I was like, I
can't lose Captain Lee. I'm not ready for that, but
I think he is fine. I think he just like slipped.

(08:38):
I don't know if you're following in the shower. There's
not enough gold bracelets in the world to again, No,
there's not enough gold brations like catch on something and
save your life. Is that what those medical bracelets are for?
Catching catching on something, ripping your hands off at the roost? No, well,

(09:00):
that's something is Captain Lee is not a hands on captain.
He does not want to be bothered under any circumstance.
That's why he doesn't know what's going on. Because the
second year, like Captain Lee, I need help, He's like,
why am I doing your job for you? And it's like,
well that though, I remember when he gave his bed
up for somebody. I mean he is. He's like, I'll

(09:22):
sleep in the game room. You can have it. Guests
come first. What's unlike, do you watch med? Yes? Well,
Captain Sandy is like up in your business. You can't
anything I do not. She is not for me. I
used to like her because it used to be like,
oh cool, and now it's like the more I learned
about her, the less I like her. Right, Yeah, She's

(09:45):
kind of the kind of persons like Milan, how do
you and Tom fuck? Like she's so in your business
and she just thinks she knows right. And I get
that that's like her job. But I do think she
fucked over Kiko, Like I think the way she treated
him was mind warfare for sure. Yeah. Now, are you

(10:07):
familiar with the scandal of Captain Sandy on a cameo
outing Malia Outing Malia? Yeah, what's your thoughts on this?
M Live on the ground with Began Gaily, we're getting
her thoughts on Captain Sandy. I definitely see where she's
coming from, Like I get what she's saying. Um, you

(10:28):
can't say that. And also it's like Malia is the
most obsessed with male attention of really any person on
Bravo right now, as I am too, I say that
as a happily married woman, why do you how do
you stand up so men will throw their boxers at me?
You know, Like I get it, Malia, but the way
that she loves terrible men just doesn't feel lesbian to me. Yeah,

(10:53):
but I do. You know, it's like, think of each
of her relationships you've seen on the show with Nico,
with Adam with Tom, I just feel like everything is
so calculated. I don't feel like, na, what's the whiz Chandler?
What am I thinking about? Whiz? I keep telling his
name it's West, but he was right. So anyway, with

(11:18):
all those three, you know, I didn't buy any of
them that they seem. She seems more like um, she
she's out to destroy lives more so than she's out
to five love. Yes, I think she is. She uses
men to get what she needs. And I don't even
mean sexually, I think professionally. I think an advancement in

(11:40):
her life, like every person she meets is a step
to her, like that she can step on to get
to something else. And so maybe that's more like a sexual.
But like, didn't her and Hannah make out like it
wasn't there? They didn't make up, but they were definitely
like there was flirtation. Yeah, Like Malia does seem like

(12:01):
a woman's eating her pussy for sure, but she's not
enjoying that either. No. No, it is as if she
like liked Hannah until she realized that like Hannah ain't
ship in a way, and then she was like done
with Hannah and being like if you have something to say,
say it to my face, and Hannah was being like,
fuck you, this is real. I like, I did like

(12:23):
meeting Malia's mom because she just had this like sweet
little midwestern teacher of a mom. And I'm like, how
did this woman make this mo monster? Let's think she
was like five brothers or something. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
and that's a vibe. I am only brothers. And when
people are like, oh that makes sense, that is an insult.
I do take that as an insult. Um, and I

(12:43):
know Malia says that like gets that too. Yeah, okay, yeah, Melia.
I mean look, I find her to be a nark.
I find her to be shady. I find her to
be just a guy's girl. Yeah, just like not a
nice person, like who wouldn't have your back and that sucks. Yeah,
although I um, I stand behind her and taking a

(13:03):
picture of Hannah's crap because she wouldn't give her the room.
I got her the room. I um, yeah, I think
you have to give her the room. But it is weird.
Bugsy didn't want to be with Hannah either, you know,
like bugs He was like, well I'm good, and everybody
reveres Bugsy like she's a fing Virgin Mary. So it

(13:24):
wasn't just Hannah's saying, well, Hannah didn't want to be
with Bugsy. Oh, neither one of them did. And so
it's like, yeah, that's well, when you room with Bugsy,
you don't get a bed because the second bed is
used for her accessories. Yeah, all her breaths. There's one
giant seashell necklace you or that. I was like, that's

(13:44):
not a necklace. There are There are like rare moments
when I see her and I go, Bugsy is so beautiful,
and then it's just seventy four. But I mean she's
like Joe, just see why it's crazy for an adult woman. Yeah,
I I you know, I follow her on Instagram and
sometimes I'll see a picture of her and I'll think,
I'll think, wow, who's this beautiful? Oh it's bugs They're

(14:09):
not beautiful at all. I think she's beautiful. I just
think she's extra in a way that's not appreciated. But
like when Alex was like when he first met her
and was like, wow, she has the prettiest smile and eyes.
That was the first time I had even looked at
Bugsy's face, Like I was like, oh, I guess he's right.
I just had it had been clouded by Claire's that

(14:32):
I wasn't able to see what was happening. I felt
so bad for Alex because you know, he Bugsy was
his only option, and so he was going for her,
and then Asha came on the boat and He's like, God,
damn it, I've already gone for Bugsy single here. I
think that's how people feel like Rob felt too. Yeah,
for sure, I'm hot for Alex. I think Alex is

(14:57):
so hot, are you really? I think Alex is like
real hot, He's two things. He's the sexiest of all
the seasons. No, I mean, honestly, I'm hot for Captain
Lee um and this out of here, get up, go
to the door, open, I walk out it. You are

(15:17):
allowed to feel for him, Nick, m hmm. Wow. I
mean I've seen your husband and I think he's going
to be devastating. Well. Actually, that brings us to my
next and final question for the guest. Who has been
your fave cast member ever? I do have such a

(15:40):
really soft like place in my heart for Kate. Kate
is just like really good TV. I think Hannah I've
started to appreciate over the years more and more. But
it's Captain Lee. I just really, I mean, in this
season's driving at home, him panceless with broken ribs, just
calling out into the world. I wish I could be

(16:01):
there to bring him his pants. I do. Yeah, I
understand that. All right. Well, uh, I'm actually starting to
tally because last week our guest Miles Grace at his
face start. I'm gonna I'm gonna keep a track, keep
a track because I've lost my mind of every fave
cast member. So we can you know, at the end

(16:25):
of the ten years when we're done with this show.
I loved Kiko to Kiko is like a good, good
soul and gosh, this is the thing. It's like if
I was on a boat, I'd rather him not be
my chef, but I'd like him to be there to
hang out, like I don't meet him in charge of cooking.

(16:46):
But if he wants to lead like meditation, I would
love that. Yeah. It's like if you go see Hamilton's
and then and you're and then you get there and
you're like, oh, Ben sick. Oh he's got a replacement.
Who is it? Okay, go, Yeah, that's nice. A great
voice he might have. He might be the kindest soul

(17:09):
maybe outside of Colin from Med to ever work on
this show. Oh my god, Colin and his mom, Colin, Colin, Colin.
I want Colin's mom and Tanner his mom to hang out.
Oh he's damn, he's damn yeah. Can you just see

(17:33):
um picture Colin at um the March for the Right
or the Unite the Right March. Can you just see
him like holding a torch and yelling musical. I can
see Colin there. But he got like tricked and it
was ways weekend, like they're like, we're going to Virginia
and he's like, all right, okay, mom, I'm going to Virginia.

(17:54):
And then he shows up and he's like, oh gosh, yeah,
it's like everyone's talking about sex the clan um. Oh wonderful.
All right, let's get into this episode a little. So
we're talking Below Deck season A, episode two. Baby. We
start out with the Avery fallout, which you know, he's

(18:20):
the deck hand who is basically the only one who
knows how to do anything, and he's out first up.
He's basically um Sean Bean in Game of Thrones, because
it looks like those season is going to be all
about him, and then he gets killed right away. Why
do you Why do so many people go on below
deck that have sick family members? It seems like in

(18:42):
casting they're like, do you have a family member who's
about to die? Great, you're on the show because people
are leaving all the time. And like I did like that,
Captain Lee didn't. Wasn't like, it's your grandma, Come on, dog.
You never know if someone was raised by their grandmother,
Like I lived, a grandmother lived with me. We were
very very close. It's not being my parents, but like,
you never know how close someone is to their grandparents.

(19:05):
But when he said my grandma, they thought she had
the flu and she's just not getting better, was actually
gave me chills, Like it was February COVID foreshadowing. It
almost seemed forced, how like ominous it was. But I'm like,
there's no fucking way Avery's ever even heard of coronavirus

(19:27):
at this point. No, I think it was COVID. I
agree because he's like, I don't. We don't know what's
going on, but it's just she can't get better. And
I was like, do we have any information about this?
Did you look it up? I looked it up. I
can't find it. I mean it's grandmother below deck COVID. Yeah,
let's see. No, everyone else's grandmother seems to be passing

(19:49):
away from COVID. Yeah. They're just talking about how it
was historic. Okay, Megan, if you were Avery, I understand
you have an attachment to your grandma kind of like
a parent. Is this this is correct? And so give
you're to leave the boat, wouldn't you volunteer that information?
Be like it's not just a grandma to be yes,

(20:12):
I mean Avery had like a Southern accent, right, like
I don't. There's just something about Avery that I think
Captain Lee was like that the grandma was important Like
Avery he was. He said, like yawning saved his life.
I just because there's there's definitely white boys that would
be like my grandma died and they wouldn't shed a tear.

(20:34):
But Avery seemed really really connected. And gosh, is this
the first time anyone's ever left on the first day?
I don't think so. I do remember Bugsy's grandma died
while she was there, and she didn't leave. She was like, well,
basically these things happened. Someone missed their like sister's wedding
once who was that that was crazy? Also remember that

(20:58):
that one chick's dad died but he was he was
a bad dad, but they didn't have a good relationship. Yeah,
there is a chance to Avery got there and was like, oh,
Shane is stupid, James is stupid. My grandma's dying. I
like her. I gotta get out of here. Yeah. Oh
it was Brooke Broke who mr her sister's wedding, which

(21:19):
is that to me is just crazy. It's like, that's
like you could have easily been the maid of honor
and you're just like, you know how it is, I'm
on reality TV And she was like, I would pick
a TV show over my stupid brothers listen to this.
Oh no, but no, but she was also married, so

(21:40):
it's not going to come up. She was also at
the time in j Wow's clutches I believe, or Joe Oo,
but we call him j Wow on this show. Just
you know, Megan, she was in his clutches at the time, right,
And so that's like then your sister's watching it back
and being like, oh, you didn't leave because the psychopath
was maybe gonna finger you, well maybe hard. Maybe it

(22:03):
was Jay wow, man, all right, well, uh so is
he the stew still incredibly slow? I don't know why
she applied for this job as a stew. You should
have just applied as the deckhand if you move like
at snail's pace. But I guess I think they did
that on purpose because they knew Francesco would lose her
ship on her I was almost wondering if there was

(22:26):
some sort of gender bias that came into casting, like
they were like, hey, how about you start as a
stew that's kind of like the girls do that and
the boys do Like it feels like maybe that was
a conversation, but is he is doing this thing which
is what I would do too, Where it's like I
hate this job and I don't want to be doing it,
so I'm going to do it as poorly as possible,

(22:46):
so then you move me to a different job, right right?
For sure? That's like when um I had lyra Um
try to toast some bread and it literally caught on fire,
like with flames, and I've never seen bread catch on fire.
I don't know how she did it. I to this day,
I think she was using some sort of like oil,
uh or like what do you what do you squeeze

(23:07):
into the the charcoal? Oh like accelerator. Yes, absolutely, She's
just I don't know. Yeah, wow, liar liar is he?
It's like, we can see you are so slow and
you are one of the thinnest people I've ever seen.

(23:28):
There's no way you're carrying around your bag of bones
is difficult, like keep the get the pace up. Yeah.
She's one of those people that just like it is
so laxa days ago that they're like, oh, did you
need something, It's like, yeah, for you to have already
done everything. When she was like the guests aren't happy
and like took time to go tell Francesca instead of

(23:51):
just doing what they wanted. I was like, I would
be so piss you. Okay what these guests would slow
me down? Though these guests are bad. I would start
moving as I talk. Okay, Yeah, let's get into this. Charlie.
Oh my god, what a piece of ship. He goes
to Rachel and basically says, so, we're not we're not
sure how good you are yet, but we would like

(24:11):
a you know, an international tasting menu has teketo, vegan,
gluten free, like everything, and it has to you know,
everyone needs to be happy, and if you funk this up,
we will hate you, Like if he's so condescending. I mean,
you guys obviously remember him from when he first came
on and it was just gay men and they were gullies.

(24:33):
They bullied Um, I forget his name, but Kate's friend
in the body shaned him. They were like, put on
this speedos so we can make fun of you because
we're hot and rich. And this time they're like Josiah.
This time they're like, let's bring bitchy women with us too,
like they made Charlie made a super team that was
already mean, even meaner, but that was acting in these

(24:57):
shades and these lexis. That was the second time he
was on. He came the first time that season that Bruno, who,
by the way, Bruno again, you should know he ignored
a cameo request from us, so fuck Bruno. Um that
he was like hitting on Bruno the whole time. I
think it was season four whatever is that season where
they had a terrible crew, so he came as like

(25:17):
a guest of someone else's And then I guess he
caught the bug of like treating people poorly and he
came back with his gay crew. Now he's back a
third time, and he thinks he he literally thinks he
knows how everything is done, so he can just walk
around and be like, honey, look tired. He looks so tired, Honey,
you know we want to help you. And it's like,
do you understand how condescending you're being? How do you
get him to stop? Like in that moment where he's

(25:39):
coming in and saying the single shittiest thing, I was
thinking like, here's here's how I would react if the
TV came into the galley and was like, let us
help you because you look so tired and you're clearly
freaking out and you have had a day sister. Like,
if I was in that position, the only way I
could get it to stop would be like, no, if

(25:59):
you help me, I will want to die, Like I
will want to end my life if you help you
don't understand. If you don't live, If I don't do
this myself, I'm going to explode and having I have
to go. I'm have to go to every grandmother's funeral. Yeah,
we had a classic speaking of Avery now that Avery

(26:20):
is gone. We had a classic Captain leeism where he
was watching the dead hands work and he says, yeah,
it looks like three bears trying to funk a football
and it doesn't mean anything. I also, I like how
much Captain Lee does not care that these guests are
not happy because he knows, like when he's like, well

(26:40):
today was a test strun, Tomorrow better be better, and
Captain Lee is truly unbothered. Well that's the thing. He
calls a meeting like literally, Charlie's like service is not great.
He calls a meeting in the middle of basically when
people should be working to be like, yeah, guys, avery
is out, but the guests are pretty demanding huh. And
it's like, why are you holding a meeting now? When

(27:01):
the guests are all like freaking out that no one
is pouring drinks for them, it's a great time. I think,
who who? I think Charlie's boyfriend is like not good,
like I think Charlie is bad. I think Charlie's boyfriend
is the catalyst for it. Yeah he we don't want
to see. I forget his name, but yeah, he starts

(27:23):
some ship later on that we'll get into. But like
Charlie being like, um not, everyone's luggage was unpacked. The
boyfriend tried to diffuse that situation. Did He tried to
get the the angry girl to leave the table and
go to his bedroom and talk to him about it,
and she would refuse anyway. Sorry, I wanted to stick

(27:45):
up for him because he's a really good guy. No,
he's so. But right when they got on the boat,
like they still had fresh champagne in his hand, and
he was already being critical, like I do think they
put the most demanding guests at the beginning to like,
I'm wondering if Charlie gets a discount like that, they're down. Yeah,

(28:08):
we do know about the service scene, because I do
think the food everybody aunt, well, oh, my brother has
been contacted by below deck. What are we doing? Yeah?
Shut up? He got My brother is a real turn
d C. I don't think. I mean, he's successful, but
he's you know, he's in little magazines and stuff. And

(28:29):
so they reached out to him or like if you
want to bring clients on, or if you know any
clients that would be interested, and so then he forward
that he forwarded the casting email to me and so
I've like seen all of the specifications and stuff. Okay,
perfect so the three of us will go on absolutely
please the three of us, like it's so wild to

(28:52):
be Like, we live in l A. We know uh
not lots of famous people, but I definitely know famous people.
And my brother, who's a alter in d C, is
the one they reached out to. That thing. I think
they want like weird like just normal people. Yeah, normal
but like rich and just kind of out of touch
potentially because they're trying to reach out for not like
straight up influencers, even though they do end up coming on. Yeah,

(29:15):
but like that family that was like shooting a rap
video for their daughter, It's like, watch a few of
her videos and let me tell you, Yeah, she is
a cultural appropriation of monster. She is. She's an ex
level Nick and I watch everything and we go so
deep on these goddamn guests that we're basically friends with them. Yeah,

(29:38):
she's partly's um Instagram for sure. Oh did you see
how we misspelled journalist in his bio? That was one
of the first things I noticed. Joy your neuralists. I
was like pool because he does pr right, Like I
was like, oh, he thinks he's like Samantha Jones, Like
that's the vibe that he like, and that's why he's

(29:58):
like too, I would actually like having been a waitress
and a bartender. I would rather someone be outright rude
to me than be rude and pretend they're helping me. Yeah,
I agree, because it's so like when Rachel walked out
of the kitchen. I was like, yeah, I think that's
like all you could doe, Rachel. I'm excited for what

(30:21):
Rachel's gonna bring to the table. She's a ticking time bomb.
I wrote that in my notes, so I was like,
it's ticking, baby, We're gonna have a literally a Yeah.
And she does seem good too. Oh no, she knows
what she's doing. I think she's definitely gonna kill somebody. Yeah. Well,
that's the thing I think when you bring like a
real legit chef on a TV show like this and
then they just have to deal with pure nonsense. That's

(30:45):
a great baby. All right, let's take a quick break.
We'll be right back after this. And we're back. We're
here with Megan Gaily. We're talking season eight, episode two. Oh. Thanks,
So we're in it, baby, We're doing it. Oh Meg,

(31:07):
And I do have to apologize. I trump lost, um,
so sorry, I know you voted for him. You know,
I was actually on a yacht. I was Um, I
was on a yacht, but I did hear. I do
wonder if well, I've heard they're potentially filming sailing right now,
and I do wonder if they're going to see anyone

(31:28):
have like a meltdown if Trump wins, because they're just
some rich fuck Yeah, they're feel oh interesting interesting, Yeah,
because like on New York, they're filming New York and
they were filming Housewives in New York in and so
we saw Grenda and Carol have major meltdowns when Trump won,

(31:49):
and then like Ramona and Sonia were like, we fucked Trump, um,
and so there was a lot of different point of
views happening. Yeah. I think Sonia has come around, but
Romana is still a fucking piece of ship. Yeah. I
think Sonya is just like, oh, I like Richmond, and
all of them are evil. So if you need me
to be gone with this one, I'm happy too, but

(32:11):
I'm gonna need to like, I'm sure Sonya had dinner
with Jeffrey Epstein, like she has no qualms about such things. Now,
rich These are the other guests on Watch What Happens
the Night's below decks not on Sorry did we confuse you?
Well anyway, so okay? Is he eventually does ask Captain

(32:33):
Lee to switch to the Debt Crew, and he's like, well,
how about I consider it? And later she's like, um,
I have more experience than fucking idiot, asked Shane. So
let's be real and you need me and I actually
put on. Shane and Izzy were on Watch What Happens
Live last night after and Shane said that that was
true and he was not offended by it at all.

(32:55):
I doubt he's ever been offended by anything. He's so like, yeah,
well know, even in the preview, remember he gets offended
because Eddie's like Earth to Shade or something, and he's like, man,
I really didn't like your sarcasm there, and he's like
you need to quit. I don't know what to do,
but it's like he's probably like a good point, all right,

(33:15):
probably a good sport. Then moving forward like he's so,
I don't know, go ahead, yeah, I just like what
would be extra devastating is if he went up to
Eddie he's like, you know what, I don't like Robin
Williams impression. I'd be like, you gotta sorry, that's my
whole that's my whole character. You gotta leave Eddie. I
have no thoughts on Eddie than other than like he's

(33:36):
too much. I just really I'm surprised he came back.
I really am. Well. There was a large gap and
he's the only one back, which makes me think, like,
I don't know, like they couldn't get someone else. Like
I think that's what's making the season feel extra extra chaotic,

(33:57):
is that it's so many people that have never been
on TV. But for so I think when you see
Francesca crying, she's crying because she's like, oh my god,
people are gonna see the worst day I've ever had
at my job, and like that's what Rachel's going through.
When she's like, it's like, you've probably had to make
an omelet in a shitty pan before, but you've never
been filmed to be on national television so people can

(34:20):
talk about your shitty omelet. Yes, I know. And that one.
Captain Lee's like, there's no crying and yachting. It's like,
but there isn't reality TV. So I think it's okay.
It is funny to see her not be able to
make an omelet and a regular whatever the funk that mean?
Whatever the funking omelet pan is. I've never had an omelet.
It's the same size as every pan I've ever been
an omelet. I just love her her crying over, like

(34:43):
it's like, yo, it's happening. Breakfast order was so insane,
truly insane. To ask for avocado toast and not specify
that you will only accept sliced avocado. Is It's like
ordering a steak and not saying what temperature you want,
and then when it comes medium rare, you're like, oh, no,

(35:05):
I wanted it cut up and medium. Well, it's like no,
you have to communicate those things. Also, that avocado toast
looked incredible. I don't know what that like avocado whip was,
but it looked fantastic. And it was like this giant
piece of Texas tost. Best avocado toast ever scene in
my life. I mean, I don't I didn't even understand
what she was being particular about, Like did she want

(35:28):
it on the side, Like what were slices of avocado?
So like that was like she and she goes, I
don't want guacamole. She didn't want the avocado mixed up
in any way, just the slices. Okay, It's like ordering
a grilled cheese sandwich and then she gets it and
she's like, I'm sorry, I didn't want that. She's melted
exactly exactly. It's cry the bread grilled, this is a mess.

(35:52):
Well anyway, yeah, no, okay, so I see that what
you're saying about Francesco, like why she was crying because
she literally is going on. She say, I you know,
like I am the queen of throwing events, which again
I ask, why did you leave what sounds like a
great career to do yachting, But you know, of course
everyone's like the travel, but I'm like, you're just treated
like shit for like a day of views. Yeah, like

(36:16):
go on land, You're at some generic resort that has
nothing to do with wherever the hell you are, and
you have to hang out with the same seven assholes
that you're trying to take a break from, right, So
instead just work, continue building up your like event planning career,
and then just take those vacas yourself and you can
do whatever you want. But this is going to really

(36:37):
help her Instagram. True. Well, yeah, she's like, I've served
eminem which I'm like, Okay, Brad Pitt. Hi ever, got
no one who's watching this show really knows who that
Chelsea Handler is. Surprisingly, I unless you're like truly into comedy.

(36:58):
A lot of people don't know who Elsie Handlers. I've learned,
but they know just like her books, Yeah possible. I
have like normal people bring up her books to me
a lot, and I'm like, yes, author, Chelsea Handler like
airport they're like airport books. I do think Francesca is
gonna be like, for the boat's sake, I think she's

(37:18):
probably good. I don't know if she's gonna like Hannah
and Kate are like bitches, are like mean blonde bullies,
and I mean not with all all the respect in
the world. And I don't know if Francesca has that
bite to her to make a second STU cry, you know,
I just I don't know. Yeah, that's what That's what

(37:42):
the flight one said as soon as she came in,
was that she's like I'm used to basically militant. The
Kate had Hannah type, well, you need to look at
someone with such a blank expression while they're trying to
tell you something, like so blank of an expression that
you don't even and like you don't even give a shit,
Like she's not bringing that energy, like Kate and Hannah

(38:04):
could give you a look that said dissipate please, and
she's not doing that. And it's like, can you survive?
Because there you gotta be a stone cold killer on
this show. Like that's what Kate was so good at.
And that's why I love Kate because it was just
like the way she would treat Ashton in season seven amazing,

(38:25):
just like be like honey, I ironed Captain Lee's shirts.
You think you'll take your side, good luck? It's like
stone cold killer. I love it. Now. You know I'm
not one to ever comment on a woman's looks. You
know that. I know that the American people back and

(38:46):
I have a question. Um, now, Kate a very beautiful
woman who I agree is younger than me. Okay, what's
up with the lips? What do you think? Will? Will
you talk me through it? You know, I actually am
not totally like Kate is so thin, and I'm not

(39:08):
fully convinced that those are lips she keeps doing. I
think those may have then lips she did at some
point and then stopped. But she's so thin that they've
just stayed plumper than usual. Does that make sense? When
you do stuff to like fillers and then in your
lips it leaves. So when someone looks crazy, they have

(39:30):
chosen that look over and over and over and over again,
and that's how you know they're a fucking lunatic. But
with Kate, I don't know if her like we got
to go back to season one and see how different
she looks. Yeah, that's a good point. We should do
a retrospective. We'll do an episode of Kate's lips through
the years and she has classic bitch face, which everyone

(39:52):
says she does it to guess. That's what I love
her being mean to guess and then being like, do
you not like me? Is my favorite. I can't imagine
paying a hundred thousand dollars to be on a yacht
and the main point of contact is a count to me. Yeah,
it looks like it looks like you hate us. I'm
sorry you feel that way. Okay, well I'll be back

(40:16):
with your Yeah, she's just like a thin American blonde woman.
I mean that is the ultimate villain in the world. Yeah, well,
that's the thing is her face never changes from like
and she says that she's like, I have resting bitch face.
It just is what it is. But it's like to
a point where like she has no expression other than
just looking annoyed at you while she's serving you. So

(40:38):
you're like, are we causing problems? Yeah? And she's like,
I just I have no thoughts at all and just serving.
And You're like, you look like you would stab me
if you come. I think bugs, if I was going
on a boat, I would want Buggsy to be my
chiefs too, for sure. Yeah, turns it out for as
far as below deck, though, I think Kate leaves a

(40:59):
really a big hole in that. No one is as
funny as her in the I t s. Yeah, yeah,
she's No one's that quick, No one will. It doesn't
need she even need to be quick. Just no one's
ever going to get to any of the jokes she
could make, right, And that's why hurt? Was it Josiah
that was the same, Yeah, yeah for the best. They
like such a fun duo. I miss him. Yeah. Have

(41:23):
you watched her show? Yes? I have, I haven't seen
it yet. What do you guys think? It's not good?
It's just a it's just a zoom show, right, I
can't wait to show. It's kind of hard to watch.
I've tried, but then I lose interest. Like I love Kate,
I love Porscha. I think just Giselle is messy in
a really fun way. Hannah's you know, I think I

(41:45):
would probably if we were at a party, I would
gravitate towards her. Four of them, it's not I don't know.
They were like talking politics, like I just I don't
know how they picked the topics. It seems really it
goes from like politics to like what do you what
do you eat it night? It's like this is all
over the place. Well they have to like for no reason,
they have to not do anything they do and watch

(42:07):
What Happens Live, which is like what the show should be.
What seems like it is even be reacting to what
someone just said on What Happens Live, Like I think
that would be interesting. But yeah, I don't think it's
a good show. But I guess it's so cheap to
make that. The ratings have been okay that Andy said
it's going to keep going all right, Well, good for Kate.

(42:29):
That's the Hollywood dream. Not that good cheap to make
keep it going, but that show is done. Kate's back. Oh,
I that none of these people yacht anymore. Captain Lee,
Captain Sandy, Kate, Hannah. Not a single one of them, Eddie,
not one of them works on a boat on a
yacht outside of this show in five years. Well, they

(42:54):
have to, I believe. Towards the end, Hannah just showed
up for med Like. No, I'm saying good out. They don't.
Like all the captains have all those restaurants. It's fucking insane.
Captain Lee has owned like a dozen restaurants. I didn't
know that. Yeah, Captain Sandy restaurants. That's why he's like,
I can flip a burger, but I can't be a

(43:15):
top notch yeah chef. That's whenever he's freaking out if
someone's going to leave, he's always like he doesn't own
a dozen restaurants. He has owned. You know, he's in
the business and he can I say something about my Sienna. Yes,
this boat sucks. I don't like so bad. It's so

(43:36):
old and outdated looking. Yeah, the fourth pillows, I'm like
you gross, I like um the Wellington that they just had,
that one was a nice boat. Yeah, Wellington was big.
The sailing yacht is so beautiful, is like you can
tell that's a nice boat. Sometimes they're on my Sienna.

(43:59):
Was that like the bigginning? I'm like, why did we
circle back to this boat? I know it's big, but
it just probably because other boats are like you people
just like you have people on to just trash our boats.
So yeah, it's like looks like a Marriott in like
Detroit that has not been renovated in twenty years. Yeah,
many regular yachts do you have to to rent before
you get a sailing boat a sailing yap that you

(44:23):
have to get so bored of yachts that don't make
you feel like you're gonna die. I hate so I
think the sailing yacht is cheaper, yes, because there's broken glass.
And it's like because I knew people growing up that
would go on like chartered catamarans and like, yeah, they
these were people that maybe had key parties. But this
is like Indiana. This is not like royalty. This is

(44:45):
just like a salesman that had one good year. Yes,
I feel like key parties only happened in the Midwest
and they and they all drink Rob Roy's. Am I wrong?
My mom started telling me about them at one because
there was like a group of parents that that my
parents like did hang out with at some point kind
of and then stopped and my mom kind of leaked

(45:06):
like a watch thing to me. Wow, Parney, it's so stressful,
Like you might get the gross one. If you want
to fuck your neighbors, just pick a nice, hot couple
and then go over to their house. I think they're
only nice for men. Yeah, the women that are participating

(45:26):
in them tend to be hotter than their husbands. I mean,
that's just kind of a cultural phenomenon that women are
hotter than their partners. So like the men are going
to get another hot woman, and the woman is going
to get a different variation of a man that's not hot. Yeah,
that you hope you'll get, like the at least like
one with a big dick, you know, like god, the

(45:49):
emotional swings. Yeah, like you get to fuck your your
friend's wife and then you're like you're feeling so high
and then your fucking weird friend get to fuck your wife.
Yeah that's weird, right, didn't We have on some guests
who were like low ki swingers and they were like
dressed as like old timey Hollywood the whole time. I

(46:10):
forget if that was this this version or the other.
Oh on below deck, Yeah I remember them, yeah, yeah,
good time. Oh and they tried to get Hannah or something.
I don't remember that on sailing yacht there was you

(46:33):
guys didn't watch sailing at Okay, when the remember those
bros that like picked up the girl whose sister was
violently murdered. Um, those guys were They made me afraid.
I'm like, oh, I think when cameras are not there,
some guests are doing really fucked up things. Yeah, oh yeah,
he picked up Madison. Well those guys were also like

(46:54):
there was broken glass. Well other than like sailing outs
are covered in broken glass because no one's ever prepared
for the boat to hilt. But like they also like
would be like breaking champagne bottles by doing that, like
the knife pop bottle, not good at it and likedin
glass and you're like, yeah, because you're breaking champagne bottles,
they cut their own feet. Yeah, I can't. I think

(47:18):
when that dude picked up Madison, that like that's the
ship that wait, was that Captain Lee or Captain Sandy?
That was keeper? That's the thing. It's like when none
of these captains like if someone has to that captain
had to have like found that just if anyone told

(47:38):
me that. I don't know. I just it's so wrong
and like the only reason I've ever seen for anyone
to get kicked off the boat. Yeah m hm, oh yeah, alright.
They were going to kick off that guy for weed.
I was like, what kick off the guy and sexually
grabbed someone? I know? They never have They're always like,

(47:58):
well the guest tip, so we have to let them
harass whoever they want. It's like there is no no.
You can't say the word no, Like the word no
to a woman sometimes is the most important word, and
it's just gone out of the vocabulary. That's fucking insane. Yeah, well,

(48:20):
I think the show probably helps keep them safer. Yeah,
oh yeah, there's cameras on you. You're less likely to,
uh well, I don't know, I guess throw a woman
off a boat. That's why their behavior. That's why Charlie
behaving this way. It's like you seem like you called
a meeting and told your friends to do this, Like
this is so well, we'll get to it. He's he's

(48:40):
why did they eat dinner inside. I hate when they
eat dinner inside on the boat. Go outside, you know,
let's take a quick commercial break and we will be
right back, and we are back, okay. So rachel Le
Rachel apparently says she became a chef on yachts because

(49:03):
of Anthony Bourdain, which was just like, because he travels,
I guess because chef. Yes, And she said she's traveled
all over the world and studied all the different queasyes.
But of course, like everything goes to ship. At their
weird international dinner, which I love when they dressed up
as like different countries because I'm like, this is about
to be problematic. Someone might do blackface. These people have

(49:26):
no sense. The woman said she Transylvania and she had
a she had a Madonna microphone on. I was like,
what was it? Because she I didn't get it. Was
she trans like a trans woman? Is that why she
said that? I truly don't know why I didn't get it.
They're like it's on. I thought she was doing like
an ab thing, like I had no when she's a Transylvania.

(49:49):
I was like, your blonde hair. I was very confused. Yeah,
this is a ship show of a group of people. Also,
is he is unpacking these this luggage like I thought
they'd complain about luggage like two days ago, felt like
apparently still the same day, and is he is very
slowly unpacking. So there's like Francesca is like looking for
Captain Lee's pants, and Elizabeth is making drinks and there's

(50:10):
like no one to serve the food. I didn't get it.
And then like Eddie's like, hey, Shane, don't help serve drinks,
and it's like, why don't. Here's what I would do,
And now I've watched enough of this show that i
know how to do service. I'm basically chiefs to Okay, Francesca,
you send Izzy to look for the pants, which she
eventually did, and then go do turndowns immediately and then

(50:32):
unpacked because the turndowns are more important. Get Shane in
the galley and have him help serve with you, and
have Eddie helps serve to their acting as if Eddie's
like Deacans are just behind the scenes, but actually decands
help serve all the time. So I don't know what
you're talking about. Eddie. You've been on your tug boat
for too long. You would rather have your food, Like, yeah,

(50:52):
if I was if I was sitting there eating, I
don't give a funk who is bringing my food out?
I would have warm food. Then it's me by a
woman who's dressed as a gay show, which is just
a Forever twenty one robe she threw on. Yeah, and
then you know, the guests are like getting all Auntsie,
so they're being terrible, and Charlie goes into the galley
again to insult Rachel by being like, you look so tired, honey,

(51:15):
You've had quite the day. And they're like trying to
plate the food for her, and she's very annoyed. And
then at the end of the dinner they like clean
up their own plates, and that's like basically what sets
Francesca off into like pure devastation. And then she goes
to cry to Captain Lee. I mean, that was a
ship show. But Charlie just exacerbates everything by like inserting

(51:38):
himself in his like condescending tone and is not making
drinks for one out. You know, like she could make
the drink and then pass plates. I don't. She seems
really good her energy her meditation ship. Izzie was singing
her praises on what happens live. I'm very into her.

(51:59):
She seems really like very good at her job. But
then have her I just don't. The kitchen is so close,
like I love how they kept showing like the eye
line of where Charlie was sitting and seeing into the
kitchen of food just sitting there. Yeah, yeah, that was
that was just poor planning, Like Francesca needed to like

(52:19):
really get on the stews and get like literally get
on the radio like sending people around like that's what
everyone does. You just keep on moving. I should be
chief ste you should you should be I would lose
my ship on I guess. Yeah, they'd be like, why
are you yelling at me? I just walked up. I
can't think of one job I would want on a yacht, well,

(52:44):
I have to put that inflatable slide anywhere. I'm like, oh,
I would fall off the boat and die like I would.
I would pretend I fell off the boot like I
couldn't do it. But then when they're also like cleaning toilets,
unpacking for strangers, this it's like a nightmare. Oh yeah,
well that seems like something you you can only ask

(53:08):
if you're primary. Yes, that's what I thought. Too. I
was like, primary gets unpacked. Everyone else go funk yourself,
so you don't matter. It's like where is everyone there's been,
it's been two days unpacking. We're gonna do We're gonna
do all this other stuff and then we'll I'll send
izzy to you to unpack at the end of the
night or something. But it's like you can have That's

(53:29):
how I felt about the food. They were like the
foods taking so long. It's like you truly ordered, like
it was a diner and there's one person like you
can't do that. I don't know why Rachel was didn't
do the buffet style breakfast like we usually see them do,
because they just there's too many demands from these people. Also,
in my opinion, why unpack at this point, Like you're

(53:49):
there for two days, I be unpacked, Like I don't
go to a hotel and unpack my clothes. I think
they patch all of that stuff to funk with them.
Like I think char Early and his crew are kind
of doing mind games that they like talked about beforehand
to do they might he wants to keeping on the show.

(54:10):
Yeah that's true. I mean, let's talk about his lips,
his face, looks crazy. Oh my god, his face looks
like it's had so much work done. I really looked
at him and I was like, you gotta stop, you guy,
like with the botox, Like you're looking too intense at
this point. Say what you will. He's a year old man, apparently.
Remember when he was trying to teach his boyfriend how

(54:31):
to have speaking on Australian accent. Oh my god, Chase
Friz guys, and they were both so proud of him. Okay,
but yeah, for real, do that replace all of the
vowels with a's and say that Chase Ries plays chass
f class jazz pross class. I sound like, no, that's

(54:53):
not a good way, that's an insult. I win. Well. Yeah,
So the night ends with Francesca crying to Captain Lee
and he's like, there's no crying and yachting, and I'm like,
you don't have to be so toxic, Captain Lean. Let
her cry a little relax. Yeah, they're not crying in

(55:13):
the wheelhouse though, So maybe he doesn't know. Yeah, that's
that's true. I don't watch this stupid show. Alright, Yeah, clearly,
all right, guys, hold on, where's my Oh it's the
next day in this story tale, I want to talk
about Lexie and Shape fighting over Jane's. Oh, we'll get
to that. That's coming. Okay. Imagine if we miss that, Megan,

(55:38):
we're not going to talk about that. Well, okay, So
it's the next day. Francesca meditated on her ship. She's like,
I'm not afraid of anything, and I guess she's back.
You're right, I'm getting my days confused. I'm sorry, it's okay.
So Rachel says she's anal retentive, which means she's a
ticking time mom. Cannot wait. She's going to be good

(55:58):
TV because she Loki has Eddie vibes where she's like
doing bits where she's like I got camels howe and
you're like, okay, I make this boat suck my gick
and and she's got any vibes by getting way overwhelmed
when nothing has happened, exactly crying while making the omelet.
It is still my favorite thing. Just like it's like

(56:25):
everyone's been like calm, calm, It's like, just get out
of her way at this point. Well yeah, and so
that's the guests order a thousand different things, and I'm like,
tick tick tick baby, this is gonna happen, and yeah,
like clockwork. She's like like hyperventilating over and amelett it's
so funny that, but it was so funny to me.

(56:46):
Oh yeah, let's talk about Shane some more. Um. He
seems to always just be doing dumb ship instead of working. Yes,
but very proud of himself because he's like one remember
Asha's boyfriend two seasons ago, who like hated working and
was doing dumb ship. He owned like he was like,

(57:06):
I working and I just want to Shane is like
I am one with dolphins, I know the ocean, and
then can't do anything. So he's got his Reef Safe shampoo.
But then when it comes to another human, he's like you, well,

(57:29):
he's like not the same kind of and he's being
like Shane, come here, and he's just like too busy,
being like Shane doing like why are you drumming air drumming?
Go do your job. Captain Lee calling him on the
radio while he's watching him swim and he's like yawning,
is so me biodegradable sunscreen of my Reef safe shamtoo.

(57:55):
It was like, dude, we don't care about that. Just
do your job. Oh, he's gonna be good TV. Yeah,
of course, it's just funny. Like no one with that accent,
with that so cal surfer accent, should be doing the
accent at a job like you can do you can
pretend you're not that for a day. I don't know

(58:19):
that it is funny to hear like yeah, sir, Like
I like to use the effort a lot, but like
day one at the job, I put it away. But
I don't think he knows that he like I think
he has zero self awareness. It's like everyone thinks I'm
like some dumb sokell surfer bro and I don't know why.

(58:40):
And you're like to Berkeley or something, like he did
go to a real school. I remember him saying he
went to Berkeley. That could have easily been because his
parents paid donated a building. Or maybe he's like book smart,
but like he's the type of again, like I said
this last episode, he's the type of person and maybe
he can study well or take good tests, but like
he's going to leave his oven open and burn his

(59:01):
house down. Like I believe he does know about fish
or like the anatomy of the ocean, but if you
don't even know how to clean a wave runner. You're
probably sucked at this job. I believe he knows about
Fish the band. Yeah, I wouldn't. If he was like
I love jam bands, I'd be like, you don't need

(59:22):
to say more. It is wild how we're an episode
two and no one has fucked yet. Like I'm like,
I want to go out. I want to go to
a nightclub and see them get awaits dead and we
don't even know which one's going to ruin their night
out yet. James, Yeah, we have James. We're just so likable.

(59:45):
We'll see. I don't know James can go either way.
He's so like he when he did that thing where
he's like, I'm gonna wear the thing. I love girls,
they're fit he and I was like, it could be fun,
but this can also turn like it's like all the
dude so you think our chill and then as soon
as they drink too much, they have like they're like,
my I have an evil personality when I drink. That

(01:00:06):
comes out that You're like, okay, so if you're aware
of it, why do you continue to drink because it
seems like you traumatize people. I can see James just
being sloppy too, just peeing, like not even being mean,
just like peeing his pants, trying to like make out
with trees, Like he just wants to get his dick
and something so badly and seems so stupid that I

(01:00:28):
wouldn't want to go out with him. He's going to
take his shirt off, like he's He's not he is
there to fuck, He's I'm waiting for the season where
Captain Lee's like, you know what, I'm gonna hang out
with the kids. The mary Anne would not let him
do that. No, like the like the season he and

(01:00:50):
Marianne are on a break. I'm really looking forward to it.
Never would Captain Lee and his lovely bride ever be
on a break. That's what he calls her in all
his Instagram posts, his lovely bride. That's how That's like
what my dad says about my mom. That is sweet.
That's like old man speak. So I just want to

(01:01:10):
talk about James being borderline sexual, I mean, not borderline
actually sexually harassed at his job. So let's get into it.
So they basically asked to do body shots off James
while he's wearing a speedo that the Primary has given him,
Like I'm I'm definitely warn bathing suit bottoms that like

(01:01:32):
a friend has loaned me, but these have been like friends,
friends friends friends. He is putting his dick into a
stranger's dick garage and he has no idea who this
man is except for the fact that his face and
personality seemed bonkers. No, it is not. When he pulled

(01:01:57):
out like Captain Lee staring at them and then being
like I was like, we all agree with that, Captain.
This is what I'm saying, Like Captain Lee at the
end of every season's like wow, if I had known
what's going on around but like you're seeing this, Why
is this okay? Why can't he take a shirt off

(01:02:17):
when no one is around and he's alone and he's
taking a swim. Why why can't he do that? But
he can fucking his dea can swing his dick around
until two charter guests start fighting each other weight it?
Why is that? Okay? I don't know, but it is
definitely a double standard. It just it is, um, I

(01:02:40):
don't know, did see that's a promise? Like they're so
obsessed with this tip. It's like tip is it? And
they can't not Like what if James didn't want to
do that, like James is fully into it, like I'm
here to do this. This is I'm not going to

(01:03:00):
be that good at my job, but whenever someone wants
me to dance in a speedo, I'm happy to do it.
So I guess it's just like, well, they did find
the right guy. You know, we learned in the after
show that they asked Shane as well, but Shane was like, no,
I can't wear a spiedo. Only a Hawaiian sure, because
that's this whole thing. So I guess you can say no,
but they don't, like they won't show it on the show,

(01:03:23):
So like, I don't know that was weird to me.
It's like, well, if Shane said no, showed st Shane
saying no, that makes me uncomfortable because it gives perspective
to the whole situation that you can say no. And
James is also thinks Lexi is hot. Yeah, he very
well may think she is hot too. But if if

(01:03:44):
it was like an old weird woman, I don't know
if James would have said yes. Well, I don't think
the other one. I don't think that was positive to him.
I think he was only told about the one girl though,
birthday girl, and you didn't have any other information, Shay
thinking that she has claimed to James and I was
in a sorority. I lived with ninety women in a house.

(01:04:09):
That is still one of the craziest fucking things. I'm like,
you met this man eighteen hours ago. You have spoken
ten words to him. All of them have been about
him filling up a drink for you, and you think
that he likes you and you like him back. Like
that is crazy, Okay, so let's get into it. I
think it went down a little different. I Belieme. It

(01:04:30):
was the other white girl who made a point to
call out Lexi about it. Yes, and then it became
SHA's problem, which was weird. But Shay got all upset
that it was made a point and that's what escalated everything.
She's like, why are you guys trying to make this
a thing? This is so embarrassing. And then they were like, no, Shay,
you're embarrassing us, and I was like, what is going on?

(01:04:52):
You know the blondie that it may have been, the
one that said I only like sliced avocado, she sucks.
Like if I was Shay and Cube was my friend,
I'd be like why the fund did you do that?
Because then it's like you've opened this and Alexi was
doing a really good job of playing dumb. I do
think she knew Shay asked her to do that when
she was like, when we go to dinner, you better

(01:05:15):
call that bitch out for you think that's what I think? Okay, Yeah,
because she was mad, like when they went on the
wave Runner together, she was like, what the fuck? Well,
what was that? Why did they say that he was
gonna go with Shay and then at the last minute
they were like, no, he's gonna go with Alexis. I
don't know. I guess they just changed but it wasn't
It wasn't explained at all. It was a bad edit. Yeah, well,

(01:05:38):
I think the focus was more on like Shane swimming
with the shirt off, but also like there was a
great edit of him like climbing over Lexi while on
the jet ski, like basically knocking his nuts into the
back of her head. Like they were they were doing
a lot of like oh like kind of like you know,
they were being very touchy feely, which I think Shay
could see and that was a setting her. Well, he

(01:06:01):
was like, I don't get seen very often, and I
feel like you see me, I don't want to. I
wonder if there's also like Simmons security happening there, Like
Lexi is hot. I think she is hot too, but
I wonder if she's like, oh, Lexi's hotter than me,

(01:06:23):
and that's why he picked Lexi. Like it seems like
what is happening with this fight is so much deeper
than James. This person they do not know at all, right,
And also I feel like drinking never helps because everyone
always gets in fights when they've had too much a
drink on this show. But like none of them are
allowed to fuck him, like that's those are the room,

(01:06:44):
Like none of you are gonna And like if she
had just sort of bucked up and then like I
want a body shot too, I think that could have happened. Well,
that's the thing. If it was her birthday, I wouldn't.
He would have probably done the same because he's James.
He seems like he's just down to be weird and
get creepy. But like, I don't know, it was so
it was blown out of proportion away where I was

(01:07:05):
even like I don't even like I don't. It was
really embarrassing like, I'm truly truly embarrassed for She kept yelling,
are you kidding me? All right? She kept being like,
are you kidding me? And I'm like, you're not gonna
like how this comes out on TV. And I do
think that Charlie's was trying to be like, girl, come on,
let's but she did. She ruined dinner, Blondie set it off,

(01:07:28):
and then Shay died so delusional. Oh you know what's
crazy too is we've we've not really had the experience
to think about this in real time. But Shay's worst
day is today. Her Twitter is just fuck today of
her like learning something about herself. Yeah, that's got to

(01:07:50):
be brutal. Wait is her because they were probably drunk,
it was probably it was ten months ago, Like I mean,
that's yeah, and she's changed in her mind. She doesn't
think that happened. Her story. I imagine her telling her
that story yesterday, you know or two days ago, being like,
this is what happened on the boat and then seeing

(01:08:12):
it be like that's interesting. Do you think they were
trying to help her, like at multiple different points, and
she just wouldn't take the life fest snow pun intended
like they were trying to be like, okay, girl, let's
go downstairs. Yeah yeah, you got breather, and she's like, no,
I'd like to stand up here and embarrass myself the
crew watching inside. I am izzy and that I am like,

(01:08:35):
oh yeah, yeah. That's the best is when they're like
popping off and you're like you have to like the cake.
Well that's the thing. It's like a part of me
was like she just wouldn't be like she didn't want
to be silenced by these people for like having her emotions,
which is like that's fine, but like, do you realize,
like you are being filmed, so there will you will

(01:08:56):
not love this and you just have to understand, like
you can pop off all you want, but you're gonna
have to like to watch it back later. You either
like you know, hold your own and you know what
like double down, or you'd be like, yeah, I was
drunk and I just you know it was crazy played
it so well. Yeah, Like so it's like what weird?

(01:09:17):
What I didn't I didn't know. I didn't ask they,
I didn't tell that, Like she just fully was like
I mean when Francesca greeted her with that glass of
rose and she hugged her. I was like, oh, that's
not good. If you're if you're hugging a service worker
on your birthday, you don't have a lot of friends.

(01:09:37):
Yeah she yeah, I don't know what was going on
with LEXI was just so like she's just like taking
shots like, oh my god, crazy, classic, classic hot girl.
He likes me, No, he you know, part of it
was like Charlie and them set up set up all
that ship anyway, like Charlie would maybe that maybe this

(01:09:58):
has happened before Toche specifically, and she's just been like
Charlie's boyfriend because I think she's runs with Charlie's boyfriend.
And then she knows Charlie like through him, um, because
she's pointed at the boyfriend and she was like, this
is friendship ending. Yeah, he's definitely like that. He's definitely.

(01:10:20):
You know, it's like a phenomenon. You know, we all
know people who have like the cool house, who have
a lot of money, who like to have parties, and
then you're like in the party realm or you're out
of the party realm and like, you know, some people
why some people are getting kicked out and you know
what you gotta do you always gotta bring something good.

(01:10:42):
You can't bring any bummers. And then like, yeah, she
is out of the party crew. We never get invited
over to the house again. Charlie is one of those
people who does that, who it throws has the cool house,
invites people on the so he can have power and
Dicktay whether it makes sense or not, I don't like
you anymore. You're out, you know, like he enjoys that thoroughly. Yeah,

(01:11:06):
And that's what happens at the end. They go down
to the rooms and Charlie like scold Shay for embarrassing them,
which is like so sad. It's like you're all drunk,
leave her alone. She went down, she didn't like it.
She popped off. You guys popped off back to her
and tried to be like, you're crazy, bitch, and now
you're gonna be like you have embarrassed me. As if

(01:11:26):
Charlie's behavior this in whole tire, this whole tire time
has not been like cringe worthy, like you embarrassed yourself
your friends, like the first meal that the crew isn't
running ragged upset, like it's the first time they can
smile and calm down no one's yelling at them, no
one's mad at them. Someone has to be mad. And

(01:11:48):
it's also like, oh, they're getting in a massive fight.
Maybe they'll forget that they hated us. Well, they're ripping
each other apart at the scene. Well that was weird because,
like Eddie was like, we're getting no tip for this
because they're upset, and it's like, well, why would they
not tip you. They're having an internal fight within their friends,
embarrassing themselves. Like if I was Shay, I'd be throwing

(01:12:10):
some extra bills. Lady, do you think James had any idea, like,
because the rest of the girl they like cut to him,
like Eddie's like, oh, they're having a full blown fight.
And then they just show James in his disco ball
little outfit, and he doesn't even seem like he knows
that this is going on. He's like laying down getting

(01:12:32):
a body shot with his like crotch out, and he
just looks so relaxed. And I'm like, James is like
the actual issue in the room, but like he just
has no sense. He's just like he should have gone
on Love Island. Why is he on this show? Well,
his whole thing is like I just like to make
money and travel and meet girls. And it's like, I
guess this is the job. Like it's not his fault.

(01:12:54):
He's gorgeous and stupid. Just sit back and enjoy it.
Thank God for making him. Gotta love James. All right. Well,
the episode ends with Charlie being like, how could you
embarrass me, Shay? And I'm like, what a time in

(01:13:14):
our current political climate to like shame the one black girl. Well,
I guess maybe Lexie might be black, she's seen biracial,
but like they just come for her, accuse her being
the problem and not like the horrible, rich white guy.
And then it's like and we're done, and I'm like, ah,
that's the blow deck Queens. She's not even the one

(01:13:34):
who ruined the dinner. It was the white girl. It
was a white girl. And then it became SHA's problem.
And it's like, Okay, great dumb thing to say. It
was terrible. It's so upsetting. Alright, God, I love it
is a time for boat facts. Alright, it's time for
boat facts with nikky tease. Um as you all know. Uh,

(01:13:58):
you guys can leave us a boat fair any time
you want, as long as it's in a five star
review on Apple Podcast. If it's not a five star,
I won't read it. Well, that's not true. That is true,
that's not necessarily true. Are you kidding me? If that's
my whole character, I know, but I just wanted to
encourage people to send no no, no, no no no Nick

(01:14:21):
read it week wink, all right, do your pot. I
feel like we have to stop recording, have like an
hour long meeting. I want to shout out at Geography
Jeff on Twitter for sending us a photo of himself
wearing a Master of Boat Facts merch from decades. Oh

(01:14:42):
for sure, for sure, and that brings me to the
point I want to make. He gave me some boat
fact ideas for boat facts that I've already done. And
then also this person Jojo CS, which I'm about to
read a boat back from Jo also gave me boat
facts that I've already done. People tell me that they
love this show and they listened to all of them,

(01:15:03):
and then give me boat facts. They're almost always both
facts I've already done. And remember when I said that
I'm going to start redoing my best of boat facts
from our pre weekly show. This gives me all of
the assurance I need that no one is ever going
to know all right. Boat fact from Jojo c. S

(01:15:25):
says cats on a ship are good luck, especially the
black ones. Little racist, but I looked into it, what
and uh absolutely true. Um. While in many cultures a
black cat is considered unlucky, British and Irish sailors considered
adopting a black's a black ship's cat because it would

(01:15:46):
bring good luck. There is some logic to this belief.
Cats eat or at least kill rodents, which can damage
ropes and stores of grain on board, and they are
intelligent animals. A high level of care was directed towards
them to keep them happy, and research has backed up
this superstition. Mhm uh. Some sailors believe that polydactyl cats

(01:16:09):
better at catching pests. It's a cat with a congenital
physical anomaly called polydactyl e. It's the dumb right. It
causes the cat to be born with more than the
usual number of toes on one or more of its paws. Yeah,
I can slap you. They're most most commonly found along

(01:16:33):
the East coast of North America. Anyway, they were believed
to have miraculous powers that could protect ships from dangerous weather,
and another popular belief was that cats could start storms
through magic stored in their tails. Now, I gotta be
honest with you, guys. This is maybe not a boat fact,

(01:16:54):
as it is a dumb fact cat fiction. But if
a chaps, if a ship's cat fell i was thrown overboard,
it was thought that it would summon a terrible storm
to sink the ship, and that if the ship was
able to survive, it would be cursed with nine years
of bad luck. Uh. And if a cat lick gets
fur against the grain, it meant a hail storm was coming.
If it sneezed, it meant rain, and if it was frisky,

(01:17:18):
it met wind. If it tried to hump you. Well,
what if the what if the cat fell off the
boat like on its own, then it's still pissed. I mean,
I guess it doesn't happen. I'm gonna curse to you,
like if the cat fell or was thrown. I don't
think it um it's any different. Yeah, if that cat

(01:17:40):
gets off the ship, you gotta protect that cat. Seems
rude people had such like boat people back in the day,
such fucking fools like the ship they would come up
with no whistling, no bananas. I think there's still a
lot of boat superstitions. Oh yeah, these people didn't not

(01:18:00):
evolved with us. But also a lot of these things
like this just seems like if a cat accidentally made
it sway on your boat, which does not seem insane
that like while you're docked for days, a cat climbs
on looking for food. Well that when you're see and
then most people, I guess like sailors will be like
cat got on, better throw them overboard. And then another

(01:18:23):
person had to make up lie to get people to
stop murdering cats, like no, there's a hailstone. Well, I
do want to say, if you recall Jian Jay Wow
in that first season he appeared on as a deckhand.
Really did not want someone to not be guarding the
passa rail all night because you feared someone who might

(01:18:45):
try and come on the boat. But the only thing
that was ever hanging around the passer rails were stray cats.
I have photos of it, a screenshot that from the
TV show. To be like number one enemy to a
passer rail, stray cats who come on and apparently harah,
it's your guests, Okay, interesting. Well, Joe, Joe, thank you
so much for the boat fact fucking incredible. Anybody can

(01:19:08):
leave me one Apple podcast five star review, Yes, leave
us a five star review. We would appreciate. It's all
our livelihood exists on these five star reviews, and then
go buy our merch on te Public. Megan, you know,
I want to hear a little more about your podcast. Yeah,
tell us why people can find you and listen to you. Yeah.
I host a sports podcast with my husband, and that

(01:19:30):
is a painful sentence to say. Um, we pick sports
topics and then sort of rank our favorites within any
given topic, and then you can find me at Megan
Gaily on Twitter. I have lots of Bravo thoughts, so
lots of below deck. I tweeted about it this morning,
got a good conversation going, and then I'm at better

(01:19:53):
Megan Gaily on Instagram. Now, is that because someone else
took Megan Gailey? And you have to make it clear
it is. There was Megan Gailey and I needed to
let her know where she stood in the hierarchy. She
has now since been gotten married and Megan Gaily on
Instagram is available and I do have it, but I
do not use it. Interesting, that's a flex, like I've

(01:20:17):
never heard that. All right, well you're well, thank you
so much, thank you for honor. You have to come
back and do it again. Yeah, as as of now,
we only know you and Miles. I guess we'll call
you in a couple of weeks. I keep trying to
get people into it. I really am. I do too.

(01:20:38):
Such a good show and it feels so exciting. It's
like the only way you can travel right now, you know.
Every Yeah, everybody thinks they're the only one watching it,
because I'll tell people about the podcast and then they'll
be like, oh my god, I let, or my wife
let or whatever, and then it's like they've never they
didn't know a single other person watched it. They're out there, yeah,

(01:20:59):
find us. Also, yeah, I recommend guests if you know
someone funny, cool, not like your person off the street. Okay,
don't don't be weird. But like, so, when you're you
have to you have to live in a house. Okay,
well that's not what I meant. But realizing now we
never took a second ad break my bag, Well, I

(01:21:22):
can't wait till you find out that I wasn't recording
for five minutes at the top, and uh, what you
know we did? Yeah? I pressed it and then I god,
this is such a classic Nick Turner. Whatever is the classic? No, Megan,
this is this like happens every other episode. It's a problem. Okay.

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