Season 8, Episode 4 with Behzad Dabu

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Deckheads, a production of IR Radio. Welcome to
Deckheads with your hosts Nick and Anna, broadcasting from the
bottom of the boat below below deck. Whoa horny all
ya talk all the time? I'm having a party. We're

(00:21):
shoveling cold to keep this show afloat. I love cocaine.
We're off the map in international waters. I need some trama.
Me hide that cocaine. Never in my nose. Shut see
you know I'm in an open relationship below deck me deckheads? Anna? Hey, Nick,

(00:49):
how are you hey? This is Deckheads, the show where
we watch below deck and then talk about it and
somehow spend more time talking about it than they did
Aaron it that's yeah, well that's your fault. So yes,
this is Deadheads with Nick and a Nerve's your name? Now?
I gave myself a little fun nickname for the show.

(01:11):
Does it concern you that no one has given you
a nickname in your life? Does it make nicknames? You're
not allowed to them, You're not allowed to know them? Brothers?
Oh yeah, No, I have a girlfriend. She just lives
in Canada. I have a childhood nickname which I'm not
going to reveal because um, I don't want people to
call me it because it annoys the ship out of
me when my family. No, I have been called banana.

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I have friends who just called me banana. Literally did
just what about banana? I have no what the fuck? Dude?
All right, I'm guessing that's a no. No. Yeah, you're right, banana.
And then the childhood one, and you know what fun
the childhood one? What was it? Did it? What did it? What? What? What?
What type of nickname was? It was? No sense? It

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was just like a funny nose that turned into a nickname. No,
your name was fart. Okay, Oh my god. When you
entered a room, all the kids would start waving at
their noses. Are you kidding me? That is that is sad.
All right, well let's get started. Well, you know that's

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that's tough for me. Okay, well you know what, fuck
you nick. Okay, guys, let's get the shows. Just joking, Halla,
La Holland, Monico. That should be Ournaco, Nacho should be
our nicknames. Um, guys, we're talking. That's good, okay, Holland,
La Holland, coming at you, La Holland and Monaco. So

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we have a great guest on today's episode Just to
give you a sense. We're covering Blowdeck season eight, episode four.
This guest and I d M on Twitter about reality
shows all the time. He watches them all. You may
have heard this guest on Daily Zygeist or Culture Kings.
You may have watched him with your eyes on how

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to get Away with Murder on the Shy Hustling Shoes Sneakers. Jesus,
where am I? Yeah, we have actur true act Tour,
not like one of these dumb comedians. We always have
one like a realist. Taboo is here, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, everybody,

(03:26):
Thanks for having me. I would like to come in
and say, hey, that's offensive. Comedians connect to. But every
casting director I know it disagrees. Welcome to the show. Well,
I would like to say I've been in a couple
of dramas. I'm a trained actor, and every casting director
is like, oh, he can't do comedy, and it's like,

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of course I can, but you know it's like it's
harder drama acting or comedy acting, and no very much that.
I will be very offended if you say drama is
harder than comedy. Okay, answer, First of all, I've never
done stand up in my whole life. So I'm not
talking about stand up. I'm talking about like comedy acting.
Oh no, no, yeah, yeah, But I I think a

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good comedic actor is actually playing comedy as tragedy. Wow. Yes, no, sure,
And so I think I think comedy is harder because
you have to add an element of timing to it
as well. That's super important. But for me more, what
I would say is like stage is harder than screen
for me, yes, because you also have to yell. And

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but it's like what they do often is like they'll
take if you and I are having a conversation on screen,
they'll take my thirteen take response and they'll put it
to your second take delivery, and then they'll take and
then they'll take your fifteenth take response to my thirteenth take,
and they're ending aling together. Where it's on stage, we're
given take. Where it's live, it's breathing, We're all breathing

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the same air at the same moment at the same time.
It's tough. I don't like what's I said. I don't
like that. Oh um, no, I agree with you. I
did a thing recently where I, um, you know, it's
like whenever i'm acting, I'm like, oh, this is you know,
this is uh, nerve wracking. I'm on set so rarely,

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so like, oh, I got I gotta get it down.
And then I did something recently where there was like
a problem with my costume and they did take after
a take and they were like, we gotta fix that costume.
And then I ended up doing ten takes before I
actually uh, before they could actually use use anything. So

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I was like so grateful that I got my nerves out,
and it was like the only time I felt like
I was ever comfortable, like doing the first scene in something.
I'm trained in the stage and I never thought I
would do things on screen, and so like I feel
like I learned on screen from being on set. I
actually like, if you watched the first episode television, I've
done it in the seventh episode of television, you could
already see them more comfortable because I learned being on set.

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It's like you you don't go to college to learn
how to be on set, And I think you get
more and more comfortable the more and more you do it.
In the same way you get ten takes, of course
take eleven, you started discovering new things and like feel
more comfortable and be more in your body. So of course,
like it was better. Then actually went to school for acting.
I don't know this ever. I was an acting major
in college chapter two years but Georgia University, and I

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know George Mason over in d C. Yeah, yeah, you
were an acting major. Yes, yes I was. And then
I quit school and moved to New York to become
a comedian. But but I most definitely went to school
because I had to. And then I figured that's just
the only thing you can be that's not a regular student.
And uh, and then I left. I worked with someone

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from George Mason. George Mason. Shout out to Jen t Kaz,
who was the director of admissions at gen at at
George Mason. Oh hell, so if you're listening, Jen, shout out.
Jen loves this show. I know Jen might Jen. I
have no idea, but I bet Jen watches below deck. Jen,
thanks for listening. Any Jen who's listening, shout out to you. Okay,

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before we get into anything, I have a bit of
a scoop. Oh boy, here we go. I talked to
a friend of mine. You know, I talked to this
friend because this friend has a friend who was editing
a new season of Below Deck this one. No, not
this one. It's someone that has not come out yet.

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Then I got some more info because this person is
actually willing to be on our show. That's wild. Don't
get fired, No, this is this is what They're waiting
until the job is done, and so they won't get hired.
But this is or maybe not even till the job
is done, but until there is an announcement made. Because
another element of this is that this person is not

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working on any Below Deck show that we have knowledge of.
This person is editing a new spinoff. Remember how Sailing
Yacht came out of nowhere one week and then was
just on the air. Yeah, yeah, well I think there's
a fourth below debt coming. Wait is it below Deck Caribbean. No,

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they're already in the Caribbean. I would assume, Yeah, that's
the first one. Um, well, they're not always in the
Caribbean type of boat like below deck cruise, ships below
deck cruise. It's all browner. I was thinking, just like
set up another one in Thailand. They love going to Fiji.
But that's what I'm saying. Usually usually there's blow Deck

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med and then usually Captain Lee is like in the
Far East. Yeah, well they had the hurricane, so yeah,
Maria pushed them to Thailand, but they were used there
back in the Caribbean for this episode, so I mean
this season, so they like the Caribbean unless there's a
fucking hurricane, right. I hate when hurricane's inconvenience my television show.

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Watching Well, I wish they would have talked to us,
because I really do want to get some of my
Below Deck spinoff ideas out there. Um below Deck Oops,
all Stow's still a good idea. Please don't do this.
Let's get into her. So I asked three questions up
top to all our guests, really vibe them out on
below Deck. Best up one, I'm curious when did you

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start watching Below Deck? So this is funny. I had
a conversation with my manager today and I was telling
him what I was doing, and I was like, I'm
about to go be on a Below Deck podcast and
I won't say who my manager is, but he was like,
why does someone as busy as you watch all that shit?
And I was like, I gotta be honest with you.
I watched of Bravo I love reality television, and I

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was like, it's because I'm so busy. I like to
sit at home and watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake
City and Below Deck and Below Deck med and I
love watching the Ship. You ever say this to your manager,
You say like, hey, listen up, fucker. You say that, Hey,
sit up, fucker, Maybe if you got me some more work,
I would time. Yeah, he'd be like, that's what an

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agent does, and You're like, you deal with that. He's great,
But I told him that I'm actually really interested in
doing a challenge recap podcast because I love mt MTV
is the Challenge. It's like my favorite reality show. And
I was like, he was like, yeah, but what happens
when the when the show is over? Like what you've
just done with the podcast? I go, dude, it's season
thirty six, Like like, what are you talking about? And

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I guess my real point of bringing this up is
we've been watching this ship since we were kids. Like
I feel like I was saved by the Bell Great television.
I don't know, I watched it when I was eleven,
so it was the best thing I ever watched. And
now you can't tell me otherwise. And so that's why
I feel about Fresh Prince and so That's how I
feel about the Challenge. I've been watching Johnny Bananas and

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Leroy fight for twenty five years. That's longer than I've
known friends, and so I've been watching Below Deck since
the very beginning. Can you still watch Real World? I
still watch Real World the Challenge but not Real World.
That's great. I'm the opposite. I still watched Real World,
but it's Real World still on. Oh my god, they

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left and came back then because they left for a while. Yeah,
they did in Chicago season a little bit ago. No,
they did. Their last season was last year on Facebook Watch.
Oh okay, that's why I don't know what's going on
because I know it's not It's not as prestigious as
it was. I love the Challenge so much to combine
competition and strategy and like bullshit, Big Brother is great.

(11:36):
Let's think I really missed road Rules. Road Rules was great.
Bring that back. I guess they turned that basically into
the Challenge. But anyway, um, okay, so who are what?
What has been your favorite season? You think of Blow
Deck in all the franchises. That's hard for me. Oh
my god, that's hard for me. I love the seasons

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with crazy chefs, and I'm bad with their names, but
who who's the Who's Mila? Oh my god, Mila the chef, Mila,
Oh my god, the nachos. Do you think she just lied?
Did she just lie about her resume? Oh? Yeah, there
was some shady business going on there's you know, Anna
has some speculation that maybe it was a producer joke

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because her resume does not add up. Also, if you
really look her up online, you can find like weird
sits with her on it as like model actress. So
it's like, so, who's the below deck chef? That's not
the good looking white dude with the American accent, but
the British guy? Who's Ben? Ben? I love seasons with

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Ben because he causes a lot of He's just so dramatic.
I love Ben, so my favorite. I like Ben a lot.
It was a higher class of reality show contestant. Ben
was like in He's he like literally went to elementary
school with like Harry and what's the other one, the
other royal Harry Willie him like he went to school

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with them and then is on below Deck. Wow, I
wonder if he'll be on the the Crown. Also, I
can't stand watching her, but like as a like a
hate watch. I enjoy hate watching Riley Gerber. Oh yeah,
I feel like she's one of those people who like,
even when she's right about something, she makes the problem worse. Yeah.

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It's like even when I'm like, Okay, you have a point,
he did talk to you like a misogynist, but then
you were like, well fuck you, ash, and I'm like, whoa,
you can't scream a good point at the top of
your lungs. Yeah, she I agree. Like, we have very
different opinions on Riley here at this shime. I do

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agree that she's aggressive and comes at you hot, but
I also think she has treated like ship by most
of the guys. She's that second season turned into a
boy's name girl boys versus girls affair, and so it
was hard for us to see anything else but our
tribal I think Riley is like a true um, a

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true barometer of where you stand on on gender issues.
Because I did see a little bit of that, I
was like, all right, yeah, they do kind of like outcast,
But at the same time, I'm like, I would outcast.
She's horrible and she is so like looking for a
reason to be offended constantly. He'll be like, hey, Riley,
do you mind picking up the tarp? And she'd be like, really,

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you're gonna ask me to pick up the tarp right now?
And I'm like, that's the job. I couldn't believe she
got away with it and then they brought her back.
I'm like, it's just well. I do want to point
out Captain Lee in the after show whatever on watch
What Happens Live? Did they sing where they were like
who do you pick between who? And when they put

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Riley and Cat? Remember Cat from season one and possibly two?
I can't remember the one who took the xan X
and drink or came back a drink. Yeah, and he
chose Riley over Cat. And I thought he loved Cat
because he let her get away with some ship. I
could see on his face if they had given him
more time, he would have chosen Cat. Okay, well all right,

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here's my final question for you. Okay, the show ends.
Who has been your favorite all time cast member ever?
Oh my god, this is so hard for me because
I like, I forget them, like I think of them
and then I forget them. Oh for sure, there's nothing.
There is nothing easier than forgetting a hundred white people. Yeah,

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no diversity in this show. Correct. Um. I really do
love Captain Sandy. That's the first I'll have to write
that down. I take Tally's to see who likes who.
It's interesting to me, like I'm gonna get off this
thing and I'm gonna be like, oh my god, all
of these people. Okay, look to watch. I do enjoy

(15:56):
watching Chef Ben. I know I've said that, but I
do love watching Chef Ben um Um. I also thought, um,
the Brazilian chef last season in Mediterranean was such a
nice guy. Kiko um Oh. I like Bugsy? Is that

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your final answer of your faith? Bugsy? Yeah? Okay, you
love a human table piece? What does that even mean?
So much gear all over her body. She got forty
four hair clips on, She's got fifteen necklaces on, and
she's she's like Jennifer Aiston in that movie which one

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where she has to wear all the thing at the
restaurant she has to wear. Yes, Bugsy is a Claire's catalog.
It's thrown up on her. Bugsy could lie down on
any table in the world and be the most beauty
full table setting you've ever seen. You guys talking about
lying down on tables when in this last episode a
naked woman lied down on a table and made sushi

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off of her. How uncomfortable she had to act dead,
which is devastating to me, and the guy went right
for her vagina to grab the first piece of fish
fish and then laughed about it. And I was like, cool,
really original. The fact that they take selfies with this
poor I hate ship like that. It's like, no one

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should be no one should have to do that. And
it wasn't nearly as bad as last week's guest that
those guests were Hobley. Well as we Yeah, we did
a little deep dig in and uh that guy Charlie,
that was his job to be a piece of ship,
and uh he acted like oh I usually would act

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way better, but I was putting on a show for
the show, and I'm like, no, there's a reason they
asked you to come and be shitty because you're so
close already. Yeah. I thought they were horrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
for sure, No, I would kick them all off the boat.
The one girl was like, really, you're gonna you're gonna
flirt with the with the hot steward guy. Really, it's

(18:13):
my birthday. I was like, what, very confusing. I don't know.
I wonder if they edited out something that would have
made that make sense. Yeah, it was very abrupt of
her being like, so, you know, Shay like James Rando
deck hand and you're gonna have him. You're gonna do
a body shot off him on your birthday. It's like, yeah, exactly,

(18:36):
it's my birthday. Get off my ass, a bitch. But
then that girl who was it was her birthday whatever,
I can't remember her name. She was so chill about
like weird like taking shots while Shay like proceeded to
get further and further upset, and then what's name Charlie
was like, you are embarrassing me. Stay down here, You're
embarrassing me. And it's like, bitch, you have been embarrassing

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yourself this whole time. We're all as it's funny about
this season is so far what I'm noticing a lot
of new characters this season. Um, Eddie is the same,
and I don't know if we I think Rachel's a
new chef too, right, but it is the same, but
but more boring and less Robin Williams. I think outside
of Eddie and Rachel, every single other person has a

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chance to be replaced. I don't know that any of
them are gonna make it, like the Stu Francesca. I
don't know if this like Elizabeth person who is like
pretty but doesn't like doing laundry. James is not going
to make it, and the fucking dude Shane is not
going to make it. Sunshine Baby. Oh yeah, dude, that
guy is already over. I mean, that's the kind of

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He's already at that point where I don't know how
someone just doesn't push him off the boat. Can you
explain his joke that he made at the dinner table
to me, I don't get it. Well, we'll get into that,
because that is that riddle was straight up nonsense and
I don't know what he was I couldn't tell you
what he was talking. I legitimate don't understand even what

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he's trying to get at there. I couldn't, like, I
have no idea it did. Didn't mean that's why everyone's
just like there's such a clear disconnect between everyone on
this crew, Like no one knows what James is saying.
Rachel's on some other fucking planet, Sunshine, Shane is just

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maybe slow. I don't know. I don't know what's going
on with anyone. Also, he's like rapping, he's like freestyling,
which bums Eddie out. Elizabeth is like Nama, stay somewhere,
and Ash ashes like sleep deprived, like no one is
connecting on any level. And then I missed something. Ashes

(20:46):
bags didn't arrive right, it did arrive finally at the
end of this episode. Um, I have one question for you.
You said you like Captain Sandy. How did you feel
about her on season five? This last season? Yeah, guys,
Hannah sucks interesting take so I don't so like I

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understand that, Like people are like, oh, she's overreacting. It
was just a weed pen and like, look, I'm a
guy who fucking smoke sweed every day. I take edibles
every night. I get it. But like, but if there
are rules on ships and you know about then like yeah,
and Malia is a rat, fine, she's a narc fine,

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But like, what's Sandy is supposed to do when someone's
like you have drugs on and there's like rules like
maritime law and you're supposed to do something about it,
Like now you know, now you know there's cameras that
show me that I know I got just learning about it.
Hannah sucks, Yeah for sure. No, Sandy is not the
villain there, it's uh, it is Hannah because you want

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to think it's Malia. But again, Malia had the whole
season to take that photo, and she didn't take the
photo until Hannah refused to give up her bedroom so
that Malia and Tom could be together. So it was retaliation.
And if you have if you have drugs on board
and everyone's being cool about it, then you need to
repay the favor and be cool enough to move rooms. Also,

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outside of that, like, let's just do that. How can
you not be cool enough to move rooms when your
boyfriend chef shows up on board to save you, Guys,
give her the damn room with her boyfriend that she
hasn't seen in weeks. It just makes you've got to
be an evil person not to do They just they
her and bugs just did not vibe. Like. I also

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imagine being like, hey, you need to room with your
enemy who's potentially going to replace you. Yeah, and I'll
be like, well, we're the two single people. Everyone else
is coupled up. But if anything separate the hot Belgian
model and the hot Florida model girl. Like, because Tom
and Malia are a couple, he shows up on this boat,

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they should be able to be in the same cabin.
They haven't even touched each other in weeks. Let him
be in the same cabin. Yeah, but other couple was
already together, so it would have been so much more
drama to try to break them up. But wasn't it true?
Like Bugs and said this a couple of times. Bugs
and Hannah were fine that season. They didn't get any
fights that season. Yeah, I don't know, it was complicated.

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I will say I did not appreciate how Captain Sandy
treated Keiko. I think in the end she helped Keiko's downfall. Agreed,
But dude, I don't I didn't listen. Did you guys
blame Hannah for the vegas meal? Because Hannah said that
nachos was okay and that fried foods was okay te Keiko,
who didn't know what a vegas meal was. I think

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that helped funck him over as well. Yet she said
those things, but even the ones that he made like
they were so shitty looking. True, Yeah, but he was
like he was like, he was like, what's vegas? I
don't know what a Vegas meal is. And then she
was like, oh, fried foods, finger foods. She even said
the word nachos. Yeah, but I think she was expecting
him to, like court On blew it up. Yeah, you know,

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and he was just like, here's a plate of fried chicken.
Like it was so weird because the night before he
had the whole thing where like the guests brought friends
on board and he made like a fucking twelve meal,
twelve course meal for like thirteen people. Yeah, knocked it
out of the park. And I'm like, how did the
same chef do that? He loved making that one dish.
Mukaka from Brazil, I would love. I heard every night

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every night he was like, Mukaka reconfigured Mukaka in a
new way. Yeah it was beef cheeks. Yeah, this was
beef cheeks. All right, let's get into this episode. So
we continue with the sushi model on the table acting
dead and ash who I did not realize. I thought
her name was Ashley. It's it's apparently Ashling. Question question

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for question for you both, real quick. If you're going
to eat sushi off of a model on the table,
do you want her to just like, be quiet and
like dead, or do you want her to like converse
with you while you eat sushi off of her? Well,
she definitely chose the act dead U side, which was disconcerting.
I would have thought before seeing her do that that

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I didn't want her to talk, but then after seeing
her dead, I'm like, well, you gotta show me you're alive.
If I'm eating sushi offa model, there's no way I
wouldn't be able to be like, so, where are you from?
At least acknowledge the absurdity of the situation. You ever
done this before? Yeah? Did was it your decision to

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put a piece on your vagina? Or Okay, I'm sorry
to interrupt you. They did that to stop James from
like whipping his dick out. O God the horn dog dude.
But anyway, Ash ash lng is crying about having no underwear,
and frances Francesca is like a human chief stew moment
where she like feels bad for Ash and like giving

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her a hug and be like it's okay, it's okay,
everything will work out, which is very human of her.
But sorry, bitch, not good TV, Francesca, give me some
straight up Kate Chastain, like straight stare into your soul
while you're crying, like she doesn't even feel it. Oh.
I love Kate Chastain and the relationship she had with

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that gay stewardess. Uh oh I got their relationship is
my favorite. I love those the best. They were the
best team up like stew team up, like they were unstoppable. Yeah.
Also in the after show last night, Um Captain Lee
picked Josiah over Um. Who was that dead eyed Amazon

(26:34):
model Sierra just the worst? She she the biggest change
from what I thought she was gonna be to what
she ended up being. But yeah, Sierra, Sierra, she did
my boy Gmail wrong. Shut up? He was out of control. Um. Yeah,

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So Eddie is tripping on his deck team because is
he's the only one who knows what's going on. Shane
is just there to like save the ocean from plastic
and James is just trying to party. So he's like,
I foresee Eddie potentially exploding at some point in the
next episode. Yeah, exactly. The question who likes doing who

(27:21):
secretly likes no matter how much they protest, taking their
clothes off, wearing a thong and dancing for guests. Ashton
or James. I think Ashton Ashton they both clearly yeah,
because like they do the thing well, I don't want
to do that. I don't know, I'm not gonna I can't.
And then they're like yeah, it's like you guys. Yeah. Surprisingly,

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James doesn't have any other part of his personality. He's
Joe from what I've seen, he only is a funk
boy or as um. We tried to figure out what
what the British term for fun boy is. Uh, somebody
tweeted shag lad, which I liked, but then I also

(28:03):
I also thought of snog dog. No, it's got it right.
I watched that. I watched that Netflix reality show where
they're all like on an island and they get points
taken off if they like hook up with each other. Um,
oh god, and they would. I learned the British term
for like flirting is like they got good chat. Yeah,

(28:27):
he's got a good chat, like his chat, I like
his fans And you're like, yeah, yeah that show. Here's
what we like about reality shows with sexy twenty some things. Uh,
them fucking each other and then this show is like, hey,
you can't suck each other And you're like, oh, Okay,
so it's a bad show, but they did a lot.

(28:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, not enough for my liking, you know,
like Constant Orgies, that's my television. I thought, Yes, I
agree that James has zero person at Like his personality
is fucking and that is it, and he just brings
nothing else to the table, like you probably couldn't even
ask him, like what he like what the weather was

(29:09):
that day? Like there's nothing. I'm surprised he hasn't gone.
Surprised he hasn't gone after Elizabeth though he's gone after
the two others. Oh he will, Yeah he might have,
but no one understood what he was saying, so he didn't.
We didn't even know. Like Elizabeth seems to be like
up his alley and he's so far he's flirted with
the chef Rachel and Francesco, the steward. Yeah, I think

(29:32):
he is the flighty one, the second provision who is
definitely going to be bumped down to third and Ashley
is going to take second. And it's going to be
huge drama, probably an episode, do you think so? I
think it's gonna be huge drama episode like eight or nine,
that's my guess. Oh that would be awesome. I think
that's good. I think that she should she has not

(29:56):
proven herself um to be also think this is also
something I hope is that James finally has sex with
Captain Lee. Yeah, I hope so as well. Well anyway,
one of the guests after dinner is like what to
James is like, why is a good looking guy like
you working on this boat? And then he tells him

(30:17):
that he looks like Tom Hardy? And I can see it.
Do you guys think he looks like Tom Hardy? Tom
Hardy is like way even cuter. Oh yeah, I think
head shape, yes, I can see a Tom Hardy head shape. Yeah,
I see he's like Tom Hardy's little We've got the
Tom Hardy like features, those like the thin eyes. But
I think Tom Hardy is a little buffer. I think

(30:40):
he would be like the third clone of Tom Hardy. Yes,
he's like the little little brother who got zero skills,
just the look. And Shane has a little bit of
Heath Ledger look a little younger younger brother of Heath Ledger.
Less talented, quite a compliment for that pleas talented for sure.

(31:05):
I don't know. I haven't seen him tread the boards.
Tread the boards, that that was the way for him
to be like I did study theater at George Bason
University and underground I said the words trend. I know
who I'm talking to the boards. I don't know what
any of this is. You guys, that's a great opportunity
for us to take a quick commercial break. We'll be

(31:25):
right back after this, and we're back. I still don't
know what thread the boards. Tread the boards being almost
said perform on stage, to walk on the you walk
on them, walk boards, stupid tread the boards. No, no,

(31:46):
thank you to this. I'll tell you that right now,
No thank you. Yeah, she she doesn't have, you know,
two parts of her personality. She's only low brow. So
we can talked to I've been a guest on ethnically ambiguous.
That's a little more hot train Nick has your wide aspect. No,

(32:09):
I'm fourteen emails in. I know. I'm sorry. One day,
one day we'll get you in as a bad but
we'll be like and this is our series of bad
white guys. That will just that was that was a
little more highbrow's redundant. Ye, I'm sorry, bus, that's true. Okay, Yeah, anyway,

(32:32):
I thought it was funny. And when the guy was
being like, wow, James, you're so good looking that his
girlfriend like bail, She's like, I don't know what the
funk is wrong with you and like leaves. This guy's
obsessed with James. I'm addie here, Okay, dude that what
if there's like another another charter gets in a fight
over James, like he's just the catalyst of every charter. Well,

(32:57):
I don't know. Rachel made a good point. She says
like James is one of those people that flirts with
everyone as a way of like getting out of working.
And I was like, yes, think about it. I wonder
if he's got good banta. I don't think he does. No.
We saw him at the restaurant in front of the

(33:18):
girl he's been flirting with all week to don't do
another girl and be like I like your heels or
something like your pumps? What my level? My levels? You?
What my? What my? And what? God? You can't listen
to me? I like your pumps. I was like, is
it loud in there? Or are you whispering at these people?

(33:39):
But now if you tell an American you like her pumps?
And it's like she doesn't quite hear you, Like, she's
not gonna guess pumps like you like my bumps, my humps.
She was like my umpires. She had no idea what
he was saying. She's like, what what, Well, we'll get

(33:59):
to that. But all right, it's officially the next day
on this charter. Oh day to boo boo on this
pod coming to an end. Yeah, yeah, we have a
lot of sound effects, no big deal. We like to
give Nick the old Yeah, then I give you the helicopter. Okay,

(34:23):
Nick isn't allowed to touch the sound ford Um anyway. Yeah,
Ash feels better. But she still has no underwear, which
makes me think, is she wearing the same underwear every day?
She said she was going to wash it. I thought
about that too. She was like, do you want some
of my underwear? And I'm like, hell, yeah, dude, let's
do a swap. Why can't she just wash the underwear?
But then what does she wear when she's washing the underwear?

(34:46):
She gotta go commando. This goes for any of our listeners.
If you guys want to do an underwear swap, I'm down.
Send send it to Anna's house and we'll do it there.
Why you're my nightmare. Eddie's pissed in the morning because
James didn't clean the deck to standard the night before,
so him and Izz he have to clean in the
morning and it delays breakfast. And then like when Eddie

(35:08):
calls him, Alexa, did you look under the table? And
James is like what, No, I don't know who James is,
but the fact it's like, yeah, under the table is
a part of the deck, bro, and he's just like
there was also like food on the railing, which I
don't know if a producer put there or was there,
but I mean there was definitely like shrimp on the rail. Yeah,

(35:29):
I don't get it, Like there's like Cheetos everywhere as well. Again,
I don't know if James knows how to do this job,
and it's not. I don't feel like it was made
clear like how much experience he had, Like there was
so much emphasis put on Shane being green that we
didn't really focus on like why is James here? But
does Bravo hire these people or does the ship company

(35:51):
hire these people? I mean, I guess it's got to
be both because they're all like good looking white people
who seem to not know what they're doing, except are
like the four people who know what they're doing so
that the boat could actually run. So I think it
all has to go, you know, through the boat company.
But I have to imagine that the production just gives
them the name because like, you know, if you look

(36:13):
like me, you're not getting on blowdeck mesh, No, unfortunately
for sure. And it's and these people aren't just doing
this job, Like Captain Lee is not a captain anymore,
Eddie is not a boats and they have other jobs
and they're just doing this for the teavs. True. Yeah, yeah,
Captain Lee is no longer a commercial captain, but he

(36:35):
only comes to work on filmed seasons. Yeah, he's got
a bunch of investments everywhere. We were saying the other day.
He's owned has owned steak in eleven different restaurants. He's
got a lot going on. And and Eddie is the
captain's boat or something of a tug boat in Baltimore,

(36:57):
Maryland a lot. I mean, same with the chief stews,
Like Ka was always coming through at the end, like
they just showed up, like once they made the reality
TV money and like didn't need to work regularly. They
would just come through for filming. It just like Triple
A for boats. Yeah, I kind of, I think so, right.

(37:21):
Uh No, I think that once you get into a
harbor or some boats are too big to be able
to maneuver it themselves, so you need a tug boat
to come in and bring them into port safely. It
sounds like Triple A. Bro Yeah, we need a boat.
Fact on that later, Nick, It's just like it's like

(37:42):
a valet. I figured it was like my engine broke down.
I'm in the middle of the Pacific. Yeah, I don't
know how that happens. I do want to point out
we did have an Eddie being Eddie moment when he
came out to talk to the guests and hype them
up by being like, we're good at jets game and
we're gonna do this, so we're gonna do that. And

(38:02):
I was like, and that's the Eddie we know and
don't necessarily remember when Eddie fell in the water and
the guy helped himut and he was like, good away
from we don't touch me. Yes. I referenced that as
like Eddie's chill until he looks like a fool and
then he like blows like asking literally like he can't handle.

(38:25):
It's like, bitch, you just fell in the water. Like
he's healthy. He was so mad. He was like trying
to find a way to blame him for falling in
the water. Don't touch me, don't it was your fault.
I fella, Yeah, he's Yeah. Eddie is a fucking piece
of work. In my opinion, I don't love Eddie. I've
never loved Eddie. I don't like his weird Jim Carrey impersonations.
I don't. I think he's a shady little bit lying

(38:47):
about hooking up with Rocky and then trying to like
throw her under the bus that I remember that. I'm
in a Marco Polo group. Mark you guys, Marco Polo.
You guys know the app. It's like a video messaging app.
And I'm in a I'm in a group called Bitches
of Bravo And we just talked about Bravo shows basically
Monday through Sunday, and they're going to listen to the pods.

(39:09):
So shout out to the Bitches of Bravo group on
my market. Yeah, oh yeah, their new deck Heads listeners
as of today. Hell yeah, I keep listening. We could
we could really use the listens We're like, Eddie, let's
get all jats you. That's very good. That's actually very good. Yeah.

(39:31):
I think I've never seen someone crumble so fast when
they learned people were listening. What was her name? Was
it Rocky? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's it was rock Everybody
called her Rocky. She hooked up with Eddie and then
he had a girlfriend, so he lied about it when

(39:52):
it came out and it was like really bad. Yeah,
he was like no, it's like, we have footage. She
was a pro diver or like a a competition diver. Yeah,
she didn't. She done like maybe Junior Olympic diving. I
don't remember exactly. And then they just so happened to
have a diving competition that season. Among what a coincidence. Yeah,

(40:15):
I never had one before. Where does the producers and
like cameraman and stuff lives They live underground. These are
evil trolls. H I think they have they stay on
land and they just take like every one about. But
there's always someone there, like in the middle of the
night when someone wakes up and goes from room to
room or something. Yeah, I think there's a night crew. Yeah.

(40:40):
I don't know. They're getting them at all times, they
don't miss anything. I think that there's definitely a couple
of cameras all night, yeah, like motion detecting cameras. But
I think they sleep during the day, those cameramen. Oh yeah, alright,
So Rachel comes up with this really weird, but she
thinks she really nailed it. She's like, young people love this.

(41:00):
I'll make barbecue and you can hang out on the
top tub while you eat. And hold on, wait a minute,
do you think that the crew of the television show
sleeps in the crew of the boat's beds while they're working. No,
because they go into the room sometimes and we can
see their rooms. That would be fun. I wish that

(41:23):
would happen, would not. I don't like. I don't like
anybody in my bed, like literally, like best friends will
be over and they'll be like, yo, you know, can
I crash at your place while you're gone? And I'm like, no,
I don't, don't. I don't like. It's like you can
crash up my place as long as I know that
you're sleeping in the guest room. Have you seen this

(41:44):
thing about people sharing beds like that work different hours?
Don't like it? And then they'll be like have an
apartment and they just don't like it. No, it's very
very New York, very hunk. Well, it's also it's like,
what if you don't work one day? What if it's
the weekend? Yeah, what if I'm sick and I don't

(42:06):
what do you do it? And I don't like it?
Can you guys tell me your thoughts on Rachel's barbecue
in the hot tub dinner idea. Here's the thing. Here's
the thing. It was ridiculous that she was like, that's
what college people like. But at the same time, I'm
not opposed to barbecue and a hot tub. I like
both those things. Here's the thing. It was a great idea,
and I don't know why I didn't happen when she

(42:28):
said it. I did want to be like, well, she's
she's not cool. She doesn't I thought the same thing.
I was like that she's so lame. But then I
was like, I want to do that. I want to
like sit in a hot tub and also have barbecue
five feet away. That sounds great. I don't agree. I
think it's it's too much. You're gonna drop you can't
have it. But that's what she was saying. Because then

(42:49):
you would be using your water hand your hot tub water.
It's like when you pass a joint around and you're
in the hot tub and like everyone's like, no, I'm
gonna dry in my hand, keep your hand up, and
it's like yeah, but like some bubbles get on it
and then and then you just keep your hand up.
It doesn't work. No, Well, I do love that Captain

(43:10):
Lee was enjoying watching the guests eat ship on that
electric surfboard. And he's like, which is a change of tune,
because I feel like many seasons Captain Lee's like, keep
him safe, have him stopped going so fast on the
on the you know the things. Yeah, he doesn't work
there anymore. I don't want to lose this job. But
he's like kinda you can kind of tell he might

(43:32):
have taken some pain killers this season because here his
ribs at the beginning, so he's probably just in there
like yep, good times. Well, actually, if he ever loses
his job, all he has to do is sell one bracelet,
one goal bracelet the year. I love his I love
his insults. He's like she irons, she irons like an

(43:53):
old woman eating butter. It's like what he's like schick
a about my ass and call me Tuesday. I'm not happy.
You're like, what the fuck are you talking? The chef
cooks like a bag of o and just then it

(44:13):
comes back to I'm not dragging my dick through up
road of broken whiskey bottles, and it's like, dude, that
is so fucking graphic. On maybe five occasions he has
threatened to eat people's asses, and it's not you gotta
have one word difference. This isn't a vacation. You're here
to work. You're not here to lollygag like a drumma

(44:36):
eating cinnamon not of a cereal box. So it's also
like things going up his ass. He's like, you can't
hammer a pin up my ass? Like what is up
with you? Like what is going on with your genitals
being destroyed? And I'd like to check in with the
listeners right now, how are you feeling? Oh? Hi, we're

(44:59):
listening uh to my favorite murder because we uh, we
stopped listening to turn this off. Yeah, so I you
know what, we're having a great moment because we're about
to have a beach picnic that's gonna go poorly, Like
every single fucking beach picnic that's ever on. This show
goes poorly. I don't even do you think I've ever

(45:21):
said this, like we want to have a beach picnic,
and they're like, of course, we'll do a beach picnic.
You know us, We'll do whatever dumb idea you have.
Here's the thing. They've never been good. We've done them
one times. Yeah, there's been like maybe four. I mean,
I mean, why not be like, look, trust us, it's
not what you think. It's gonna be what. You're not
gonna get luxur You're gonna get sandwiches. You're gonna get

(45:43):
finger food sandwiches because it's gotta be cold. It's gonna
get You're gonna fall when you get out of the thing.
It's gonna be rocky. The tent's gonna fall. There's we're
gonna we're gonna forget a margaritea picture. We're gonna forget
a gut bottle line. It's gonna be illegal to have
a tent here for plates. You say, I'm sorry, that's
not a great idea. But what is a great idea?

(46:04):
I know a beachfront restaurant. You can they'll set you
up right there on the beach. They've got everything you
could possibly need. It's all taken care of your right. Yeah.
I mean even when they like remember when they have
to like bring the chairs and the tablecloths and the
food up like a hundred steps to the top, and
you're like, I wish they could just be like, hey, guys,

(46:26):
like we would have to do this, do you still
think it's worth it? And on top of that, I
think last season they had lunch at a church in
Majorca and they just like set them up on a
walkway next to the church. Like it wasn't scenic, it
was just weird. You're like up against a weird stone wall.
People just walking by you like, yeah, excuse is this

(46:47):
kind of a walkway? It's just like this can't it's
for Roy Orbison Jr. Like all of it was Also
you're being filmed, and it's like why do you want
to be on display? You're on vacation. But I think
they get it for free if they're filmed, right, Well,
there is there's discounts. There's definitely discounts. They say, like

(47:09):
generally it's it's like off. See I was curious why
someone like Jamille Hill did it because I'm like you
have nothing to gain and everything to lose. Yes, we
we asked that question many times that episode. It was
weird to see someone like currently famous and like respected,
respected in the industry. Yes, yeah, it doesn't make it

(47:34):
like nothing to gain. No one's gonna be like. I
love Jamie Hill even more. Did you see her on
below Deck? She was so nice on her million dollar vacation.
But like, you know, you watch the show. Maybe she's
just like loves the show and she didn't come off bad.
She's just drunk the whole time. Yeah, she's having a
good time. There was that awkward thing though. But there

(47:55):
was that awkward thing though with this with the head
stew and She's like, I feel like you don't like us.
I feel like you don't remember that. She was like,
I feel like you aren't being kind to us. I
think it was Hannah. It might have been Hannah or
was it Kate. It was Kate. Yeah, it's like, I
feel like you don't like us. No, it's it's Kate.
It was Kate. But Kate looks unhappy. She truly has
the resting bitch face, Like even if she's just working,

(48:17):
she looks unhappy. She just doesn't smile, which is fine,
you don't have to smile, you're you know, you just
look unhappy. So I think like anyone who's not I
feel like Jamal wasn't like fully aware of who Kate was,
maybe because if you know Kate and you've watched this show,
you know that's just she just show. But if you're

(48:38):
just like interacting with a person like that and you
don't know what their deal is and they're just always
like they have so much lip filler that their face
is always like like you don't know, You're like this
woman feels like she hates me, well a little. On Elizabeth,
she feels like she was given the second STU position
with conditions and that she's walking on eggshells, And I

(49:02):
think she's right, and she should be walking on eggs
cells shells, is what. I can't say that because she
um was promoted too soon and I don't believe she
deserved the promotion based on what I've observed of her.
And Francesca even later on says that she doesn't understand
what happened with Elizabeth because in the first I mean, yes,

(49:22):
Elizabeth compared to like molasses, Izzy great stew, but then
you bring an Ash who seems just as competent, if
not more than Elizabeth, and it's like, I don't know
what to tell you. Man, you shouldn't have promoted. Francesca
is the one who's like, I believe in astrology and
rocks and crystals, and no, that's Elizabeth, right, That's what

(49:44):
I meant. Yeah, she believes in all these things. And
I think she manifested second stew. I mean, I'm She's
also the same person that says she falls in love
on like every charter too quickly, which is what makes me.
This is why I'm shocked at France. Elizabeth and James
have not immediately like hooked up first night. They just

(50:06):
I think it's coming, but he's already gone after Rachel
and Francesca, so he doesn't care. Is that it's James.
He doesn't fucking and he doesn't care awful would He
literally makes a joke that he would fuck shame, but
it would probably like and his roommate jam Yeah, and

(50:27):
she's like, I need a stiff drink and he's like,
did you say something stiff? And she's like, a funk yourself.
The sexual harassment off the chain, never ending, always to
a point where Captain Lee's like, I think they handled
it appropriately in the reunit, Like, man, they didn't. They
didn't handle that. Okay, yeah, I think it was all

(50:54):
handled appropriately. God damn it, Captain Lee. It's never handled appropriately. Never. Well.
Oh and then we listen. We learned something interesting about
Izzy was that she was paralyzed once yea for like
two years, right, yeah, just because of a disease she
said she had. I don't know if I'm pronouncing this

(51:15):
Guion Barre syndrome, which is like an autoimmune disorder that
apparently like your whole body seizes up and you lose
sensation in your skin and it's like your immune system
attacks your nervous system and it like paralyzes you. And
she was like in the hospital for that, and then
she had to learn to walk again. I have so
much respect for her, and its potentially explains why she

(51:38):
moves so slow. She says herself that she has fatigued
from it still and it'll she'll suffer for for the
rest of her life. So now I actually feel bad.
I called her molasses earlier and in the last few episodes,
but like, damn, dude, but what's the more tiring job
being a deadhead and like making that slide go up
and down the fucking thing every day, or being a
stew and like serving people all night. Well, I think

(52:00):
you have more of excuse to move slow if you're
like carrying heavier things. Oh, I think you know both
of the jobs are insanely hard, you know, I don't.
I think they're both kind of equally hard. I just
it's so much work the whole time. Small tangent to
bring off of that though on every season the slide
is like the nightmare for them to do to like

(52:22):
lift up. How come on these like five hundred million
dollar things they haven't figured out like an easy way
to like do like inflate and deflate, Like why hasn't
the boat companies figuring easy way to do that? They
hate doing the slide it seems so heavy. Well, I
feel like you've just walked into my pitch. Thank you.
Take a seat, guys. Today I have for you an

(52:44):
idea that I think will make all of us millions
of dollars. Not every yacht should have these big blow
up water toys and have to pull out all these
water toys. Sometimes it takes hours to get them set up,
of course. So if you invest in my company, what
I will do is I will have a boat with
all of the toys already set up on it, and

(53:07):
I will come to you and your guests for the
day can use all of the toys on my boat,
and then the second they're done, I drive away. You
don't have to do any work. You can fire two
of your stews, the deck hands, decds, whatever. Anyway, I
think it's a good idea. Will you invest? I need

(53:28):
an answer. My question is what are your sales like
up to this point? I need an answer right now.
This is pre sales. So you've come here at pre
revenue dollar valuation and you've shown sales of zero start
up costs. Well, the eleven million dollar evaluation is because
the boat I need is eleven million dollars. If I

(53:50):
give you the money, what are you gonna do with it?
I'm gonna buy that damn boat and then and then
I'll get some toys. Come give me them. I'm deals
off the table. Okay, wow, I'm walking out. Okay, but
the worst pitch I've ever heard in shark tech history. No, actually, oop,

(54:12):
Sorry guys, hey, I left my phone in here. I
was recording. That's not terrible. I do think um, I
do think though that, Like they always get so mad
about the slide. They're like, not the slide, and I'm like,
why is it so heavy? Just put like a invention
when you like put like a vacuum looking thing in
it and it either blows it up or d blows
it up whatever the word of that is right. It

(54:33):
should be automated, like in like upside of the boat,
where like you open a little little door and then
it comes out and blows up. It shouldn't be as
like like we have to literally take as I don't know,
five pound thing and put it up and take it
down every five minutes. What about this? What about like

(54:54):
a hardware slide, you know, and it just like pops
out the boat. But it's it doesn't need to be
like this big inflatable thing, you know the way that
like on an airplane the door opens with the stairs. Yeah,
so it could be like a thing opens. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
that's exactly right. That's it. You put my business out

(55:17):
of business, went in an emergency exit slide. That's it.
Then you put it, you know, you put your soap
on that or whatever you've done. I hate that they
always have to like grease it up. It's just so weird. Well, anyway,
Captain Lee asks Eddie to snitch on the Interior team
because the beach picnic was such a ship show, and

(55:39):
Eddie's like, yeah, I think it's a lack of communication,
and I'm like, you little bitch, Eddie, stop snitching, Eddie.
So how do you feel about Malia? Dude? Fuck Malia Fuck.
I'll say, dude, she's a fucking narc Yeah, Malia for sure.
But I might have done it, you know, if I
if it was someone I hated stuff. Well, the thing,

(56:00):
it's like, I would respect it if she was like, yeah,
fuck you, Hannah, but she's like, I don't know what
you're talking about. Yeah, that's a good point, Like you dumb,
that's not a bad point. I actually agree with you.
If she was like, yeah, Hannah shouldn't have pissed me off,
I would have been like, all right, like that's what's up?
And you don't funk with Malia. But instead she's like
the thing you need to understand about maritime law. Fourteen

(56:23):
times in a row. It's like we heard you, we
heard you on your Instagram stories. We heard you on
the show and your confessionals, we heard you on the
reunion fifteen times. We get it, Malia, maritime law, Maliah,
but go fuck yourself. At this point, I did that ship.
Now let me know if you need a recommendation for

(56:44):
your next job. Andy did call Hannah out savage though,
when he was like, so, we checked him with the
company and they don't make that for CBD. They make
that for THHC. But we actually Nick did that research
before they even came up with it, because I was
on the side like you, I know my pend it
probably is CBD. But Nick did the research and went
and bought the pen. She had no. I literally I

(57:07):
had it at that exact moment. It's Select. It's a
big brand, and yes I knew, I knew, I knew.
I love that. And Hannah was like, she's like, you
can put whatever you want it. Oh, so you opened
it up and poured different tech. Do you know how
hard that is? I've done it. You need a lab.

(57:32):
You ever had wax you ever, anybody ever just give
you a wax and you're like, I don't have a
wax pen because it's not you know, seventeen and then
you can just jimmy, oh one of these open, put
some wax in and you can smoke it in there,
the wax, not even just some more oil. Yeah, but
I take that out anyway. No, that stays all right. Well,

(57:56):
the guests decide against having a barbecue in the hot tub,
and they side they want to sit. They sit down dinner,
but like, no one tells Rachel for some reason, or
they try radioing her and she doesn't hear it, and
she's like already upstairs barbecuing surf and turf, and I
don't know. She's pissed. She's like, no one ever told me,
there's no communication. And then Francesca's job. Yeah, but okay,

(58:23):
when is it not Isabel what's her name? Uh? Every
single time? I mean think about it, like you know, Hannah.
The first thing she did, she would do if they
switched where they were going to eat, would be to
tell the shop, right, And Elizabeth, who has been trying
to talk to Rachel, was told to not talk to Rankula,
to Rachel, to talk to Francesca, and that's what she did.

(58:43):
And then Francesca never told Rachel. So it's like, cool, Francesca,
you actually shot yourself in the foot by telling Elizabeth
not to talk to Rachel. All right, well they have dinner,
it all works out. Drama for nothing. Next day, always
drama for nothing. I did want the lobster benedictive this day,

(59:06):
Yeah I did. I think Rachel's well, we'll get into it.
But she makes Duck comfy with waffles for breakfast. I
was like, that's interesting, but I fun with that. Apparently
she's an incredible chef and like all the other On
one of the after shows, somebody said that her food
is incredible. Dude, I have got to get up on
some ring. Well, I'm sorry, I'm still a meal a man.

(59:29):
Shut up. You love like weird Puttin obsessed homophone for sure.
Well you know it's like I like to I could
change your you know, I like a project. Yeah, okay
that let's not continue with this. I do want to say,
did you guys see the point where Shane is helping
Eddie with the pipe for the anchor and he's like

(59:50):
pulling it up and he's like, it looks like he's
jerking off a giant pipe and the guy goes, you
gotta eat your wheaties, man. He goes, fuck off. I'm
your ship. They're like, okay, alright, light ribbing. I thought,
get him back up. We're not having fun. We hang

(01:00:11):
out twenty four hours a day. Can't make a joke.
Got you like, did you really say tread the boards?
What I do is serious and I would appreciate if
you wouldn't joke about treading the boards? Okay, my arts? Seriously,
can you believe he talked about treading the boards? And
he said it tongue in cheek, talking about the whole existence. Hey,
if you can't handle any ripping or sarcasm on this show,

(01:00:35):
find another show. Okay, okay, boy, and he sucks and
he's just like passive aggressive, so passive aggressive, and he's
like it's jokes. It's like, no, it's passive aggression. Fuck Eddie. Anyway,
the guests are leaving, thank god. Their only complaint is like,

(01:00:56):
it took us a long time to get to the
beach picnic. And I'm like, bitch, some reducer told you
to say that there's no way with the amount you're drinking,
you were aware it took so long to get you
to the beach, just saying not impressed. All right, it's
tip meeting time. We get a classic classic Captain Lee

(01:01:17):
line which you're just reminds me how full of shitty
as he goes. If everyone doesn't step up, there will
be changes. And I'm like, how do you say that
every season and every tip meeting and every tip meeting.
If you guys aren't going to step up, we will
have some changes. It's like what changes? You only fire

(01:01:39):
someone at truly the last, like like you are forced
to fire them. Remember Chandler from season six or something.
Chandler should have been fired day two. Chandler was trash,
He could not do anything to save his life. He
was a terrible boson and it just waited so long
to fire him, a like Howney. Changes should have been made.

(01:02:02):
They should have been hard to fire the boas. And
it doesn't happen very much, No, because they had Ross Ross,
who had clearly who stepped up to be the boason
was just overall a fucking killer Deck Can I would
have like just make that guy the boson. I think
they should have fired Ross too, and uh hired Joey.

(01:02:24):
Oh Jesus is the Ross and Chandler joke? You're making
friends jokes? You know what? Nick exit the room I'm sorry.
I get it's hard to get out of his closet.
It actually doesn't have a door. So Ross on below
Deck when you google him has mug shots. What do
you do? Oh, everyone on below Deck has been arrested

(01:02:45):
by Trunk. It's like any reality show. Yeah, West Palm Beach.
And he says it was a big misunderstanding, like he's
from New Zealand. Dude, those people drink to like levels unknown. Yeah,
he's like all on it. Okay, this is what I
gotta say. Ross dealt with Riley as patient as you

(01:03:08):
could possibly be. He was like it was like, well,
he was like, well, I'm gonna let you have that
all right. I understand you're upset. I'm going to talk
to you later. Like he was so good with her
in a way that the other dude wasn't. And still
at one point, Ross was like, shut up, shut up, Riley,
just shut the up. I watched him for five episodes,

(01:03:29):
just be like, okay, you're titled to your opinion until
you just snap. Because she was like she was like, oh, Ross,
you're such a baby. Yeah, she could know he was
a superhero. That it took him so long. I would

(01:03:50):
have flipped out on her in four seconds. I'm not
good with her. I'm not good. I'm the boss. She's like,
you're not allowed to tell me to do things just
because you're in charge on the boat. And I'm like, well,
her whole thing was like, you guys always make me
do the bitch work. You don't let me do the
good stuff. And he's like, well, I trust you, and

(01:04:13):
she's like, oh fuck you. Everything was like no matter,
like you couldn't like again, I also give Riley the
benefit of the doubt. It sucks sounds like her parents
the way she describes her childhood of like my mom
divorced my dad and we moved to Florida. My mom

(01:04:35):
opened an airbnb or not AIRBBI B and B, and
we weren't allowed to leave our rooms. Well, guests were there.
That's a little it's a little nexium. I'm sorry. What
So you were used to being ignored to a point
where you have manifested and losing your ship over every

(01:04:56):
minimal potential slight against you. And this might sound like
an in cell comment and I really don't mean it
to be. But my problem with Riley was that she
would be like she would do a horrible job on something.
She would massively funk up. Then she would get in
trouble and then and then she'd go to a confession
and be like, they're treating me badly because I'm a woman.
And I'm like, they are treating your badly because you're

(01:05:16):
a woman. You also completely fucked up, and that has
nothing to do with you being a woman. It's hard
to say, because Ross would be like, I fucking hate
Riley and then he'd be like, I am trying to
funk her when I'm drunk, though, and you're like, he
did say that, dude, He did say that you're right.
You're right. You have it both ways. You either don't

(01:05:37):
funk with Riley or you know what, give her the
better for the doubt. But it was he did. He did.
He was like he was like a fucking hateed guts.
He's like wasted, Like she does have a nice ass, though,
she's like, fucking hell, she is fit dude. Anyway, Oh, oh,
it's tiptime and we learned that they get a twelve

(01:05:59):
K hip, which fucking sucks. Twelve K. Wow, that's like
the worst tip that I've ever seen. It's pretty bad.
Twelve case what you get for a one night charter
two nights mm hmm. Shouldn't take us along on that

(01:06:22):
beach picnic. So you know if you're going to be
on this show, that you're going to tip it and
they're gonna publicize it to the whole world after what
you tipped. I'm surprised that doesn't make people tip more.
Because the name's Dax and Max or mud Now they'll
never be still never be taken seriously in the West

(01:06:44):
Village Valley. Hey guys, no tipping Max is here. But
it's like a rich white guy, Like what did they expect?
Do you think Dax and Max were both like all right,
we're gonna put it in twelve thousand dollars each, and
then Max and the last and then it was like that,
how funny is it that? Like I'm gonna make a

(01:07:05):
lot of judgments here, but like the three of us
have probably never even spent twelve thousand dollars in our
lives and like combining our lives and we're sitting here
like twelve k on tips? What abound pieces of ship?
Oh my god? Well, anyway, everyone's really bummed, and Captain
is like, are there any complaints, speak up now, and

(01:07:28):
Rachel wants to complain so bad about the lack of
communication with Francesca. But you just see her like acting
hella weird, like looking around like no, not mean, it
was not the place to make complaints. They were all
their noses were touching. Well anyway, She says she doesn't
want to burn any bridges yet because Francesca is her
eyes and ears, and I do want to make a

(01:07:50):
point any time, and this is previous seasons, any time
someone has made a complaint in front of everyone about
Kate at the time, chiefs to Kate, you were like
public enemy number one to her, like she would just
spend the rest of the season trying to destroy you.
And I was just like, that's wild. Also, whenever a
leader gives you a lecture and then says, does anybody

(01:08:13):
have any complaints or comments or questions, they don't want them.
They don't that's not the time to give it to them.
And they're just saying that's what they can say I
asked for. Also, you just got the worst tip, like
and the captain, you know, steals part of your tips,
so he's upset that there's less tips to steal, and
so it's just not the part. He's like, I've never

(01:08:34):
been more disappointed than you. Is anyone unhappy? Okay, no,
thanks for the job. This is a classic. Nick accuses
Captain Lee of stealing tips, which means everyone has to
drink chuck a chuck a bitches. Nick has accused cat
of stealing tips. This is an ongoing discussion we have

(01:08:54):
on this show. Is there evidence of it, Yes, there's
This show is nothing but evidence. There is no evidence
that Captain Lee steals tips other than Captain Lee. You
each get you each get twenty seconds to take a case. Okay,
Captain Lee gets the tips, and then we net. We
don't see Captain Lee. He goes into the room, he

(01:09:15):
counts it alone, even the cameras aren't allowed in there.
He comes out and he says, uh, this is how
much they make. And then he just hands people wants
of cash, which I don't know, you know, may even
be four That money is counterfeit, not forfeit all right,
now you cot out counterfeit money now, I don't know. Look,

(01:09:37):
I don't know. I'm just asking the questions, why suggestions.
You're suggesting that Dax and Max perhaps tips twenty thou
and Captain Lee pocketed eight K before he came out
for the twelve K. Yes, I am saying, and it
would no, but this is what this is another element
of it. Anytime Captain Lee takes part of the tip,

(01:10:00):
that is stealing. Sure, he should not be splitting the tips.
He gets a great salary. He doesn't even work there.
He should not be getting a thousand dollars thin. Here's
like a kid, a twenty two year old kid who
like needs the money because like he wants to move
out of his parents house. And then Captain Lee's like, actually,
I need point zero zero one more money today. Can

(01:10:23):
I make a point? If he was taking some money
off the top? Wo did the guests come out and
be like, I actually tipped this much. I don't know
why they said I tipped that much? They would, yeah,
they would nick point for anna, oh would they? Unless
Captain Lee cuts them in on it. He says this.

(01:10:43):
He says, ah, yeah, tip and tip extra because half
of it's coming back to you. That's okay, You're right.
So Dax and Max tip t K. They get four
K back, and then Captain Lee takes four K and
he says they tipped K, and then he also takes
another K out of the twelve k that he tells

(01:11:04):
everybody about. Yeah, all right, I don't buy it. I'm
with Anna on this one. But because that would mean
Dex and Max spent six k, why would they want
four k back? Sense? Look, there is a lot. Doesn't
make any sense. I'm gonna it's hard to argue that part.
Math isn't on your side. That's just not working. He's

(01:11:30):
still scaling. He shouldn't be taking the money. We all
know that he should be open about where the money goes.
It should not go into a different room with him.
He does not need to be the one divving it up.
I should put it down to the table and then
make the cast doing. No, he doesn't think Captain Sandy
steels tips. No, Captain Sandy's on the level. Why, okay,

(01:11:52):
you know what? No, she's not. No, guys, I I
don't want to get into this. Captain Sandy's not flaunting
all the stolen money on her wrist like Captain Lee is.
Well anyway, um, I don't agree because I also do
think Captain Lee, regardless of how much of a piece
of ship he can be, he's actually a pretty stand
up guy. I can't imagine his his lovely bride mary

(01:12:15):
Anne would allow him to do such a thing. You
gotta look up, Marianne. We're gonna actually take a quick
break and be right back. And we are back. Okay,
let's finish this episode out. So basically, ashe finally gets
her suitcase she has underwear herself, Tanner exploded, which I'm like, yep, Australian.

(01:12:41):
Did you guys catch Shane free styling? And I don't
even know what he was freestyling at one point and
the one and yes, that's the one moment I respected
Eddie because Eddie was like stop that. It's like, tell him, Eddie,
this white boy should not be freestyling. Okay, whatever, everyone

(01:13:01):
goes out. The female Eddie, Rachel says that she's like,
I haven't had time to bathe, but don't worry, like
for please myself. And I'm like, look, honey, there's Alreadie
and Eddie. We don't need you doing this. I was
gonna say, you're Eddie. Is very similar to this because
Rachel is a female Eddie. She is just Eddie. She
does the same thing. She's like, look at my camel

(01:13:23):
toe and like I've got melons when she's like holding
like like literally just like melons, and you're like, what
a fool? But then um, should they turn around and
are like super competent. Yeah, yeah, it's like okay, unlike Shane,
who's like I'm dressed like Sccoli. Everyone's like yeah. The
only thing that separates them is that Rachel has not

(01:13:46):
gas little woman to a near mental breakdown like Eddie has. Yeah,
is Eddie attractive for him? Is he? Yes? Over? Eddie
bums me out? Every season there's a girl that like
throws himself throws themselves at him, which is wild because

(01:14:07):
he's just like the thing is I think it's just
a man in charge. Now. He's a good looking guy,
he's got a good face, good, he's fit, he's he's fun,
he's funny. You know. Okay, that's enough. That's enough of that. Okay,
so there at Shane says the riddle, which really listens
when you talk. Yeah, like yourself. Well whatever he's he

(01:14:32):
does kind of have like a little tutor. Yeah. I
would drag his ass through a thousand miles of broken
whiskey bottles. I mean I would. I will fun him,
but I'd probably break his left hip out there we go.
That's like the aggressiveness in which James would fuck Shane
Wild Yeah, and it came right off his tongues, like

(01:14:53):
would you would you fox Shine? Yeah? But I would
probably break his hip. It's like, oh, Ship, you're a murderer.
You've thought of this before. Yeah. He literally sees a
hole and goes too dangerous for me to try. I
could kill the person. Not worth the risk of going
to jail for the rest of my life. Yeah, okay,

(01:15:14):
So at dinner, that's when Shane is like a man
walks into a bar and he's and the bartenders like, nice,
what is that me? That's fucking nonsense, Shane is. I
don't care if he went to UC Berkeley. He's a
fucking fool. Okay, I can't. It's definitely a joke that

(01:15:37):
he forgot one sentence of and didn't realize it. Yeah, yeah,
he definitely you're right, like he said the punch line,
but that wasn't the punch line, yeah, or or he
never actually heard the punch line of the joke because
he left the room when someone else told it once.
But he thinks that's the whole joke, so he came
back from the bathroom and everyone was laughing. Yeah, I

(01:15:57):
don't get it, but everybody says nice hat. It locked,
and everyone at the table is like, fuck you, fuck
your shame. I love everyone's reaction. Said last year a
pre pandemic. I taught a class at UC Berkeley for
the theater students, and they didn't know who Selen Dion was.
So maybe you see Berkeley is and doing a good

(01:16:19):
job educating the generation. I mean Selendon. I feel like
you should know who that is. Yeah, I've you seen Titanic, Like, yeah,
but they were born in two thousand two. Disgusting. Don't
ever say that to me again. I don't acknowledge that
were like they were born after nine eleven, and I
was like, guys, I was getting bullied before you were born.

(01:16:40):
I don't like that at all. Hey, I I googled it.
I found someone else. Rocky O'Brien asked this in two
thousand eleven on Yahoo Answers. A guy walks in the
bar and the bartender says, nice hat. Al When he
says it, he tips his hat. What's the meaning? Nobody
would tell me. There's no answer. I'm just like, well,

(01:17:00):
one person answer says probably nothing. Or sometimes when you
get caught wearing a hat in a bar, normally they
would have to buy around for everyone in the bar.
Is it like a Norm McDonald anti joke? The joke
is that there's no punch line, you know, because I
feel like Norm McDonald could make that joke funny. And yeah, yes,

(01:17:21):
if it went on for like forty five minutes, Gilbert
Godfeed could make that joke fun that's true. Actually surprising
they guys had that is true. Yeah, I guess anyone
who had like any sort of anything that's not Shane
could make that funny, like you made it funny. And

(01:17:43):
I was like, yeah, yeah, a nice hat, but like Shane,
I don't know what he was doing. Alright, Oh yeah,
hold on, hold on, hold on. A guy walks into
a bar. He tips his head at the bartender and
he says, Amen, nice head, anything's funny in an Indian accent.
You're so lucky man man nice heck before we get canceled,

(01:18:06):
does have ruth? I want everyone? Yeah, my parents born
in India, my grandfather is in India. My family's in
India and India, and I'm allowed to do that job. Yeah,
unlike Nick who who has that's it his? Uh? Nick?
Do you know Nick is half Jamaican? What part of
Jamaica bread by the beach boy. Yes, that's how I

(01:18:30):
learned how to do the accent. Now we're getting canceled, okay,
so oh jesus. So we go out. They go out
to my mom is a Jamaican immigrant. That is all. Yes,
that's facts. It's interesting. How do you feel about chet Hanks? Um,
I'm loving it. I am loving it because he came

(01:18:51):
out and did his patois in like an anti Trump
thing and it was great. Yeah, he was like make
up to your boy. Biden's terrible. It's so fun. He's
keeping the language alive in a else. No, okay. They
go out to a bar after dinner, uh, and Shane

(01:19:12):
is talking to Ednie about work, and so James is
not happy and he's trying to like chat everyone up.
And this is the point where no one understands anything
he's saying, and it was actually making me laugh, like
everyone's like what what? Sorry, what? And James is getting
so upset. I've never seen someone who's just like, no
one wants to vibe in party with me. So I'm

(01:19:32):
going to be depressed, Like, I'm so depressed because like,
no one's trying to vibe in party with me. I'm
pretty depressed. No one wants to vibe or party with
me for sure. Yeah, no one is there more. No,
no one wants the vibe or party with me. But
that's all he ever thinks. No, Like, I'm just pretty
depressed because like no one. He sounds like a real
shag Lad. He's a shag Lad. He's very Yes. Well,

(01:19:58):
Ashton was the one who was like, it sucks that
note of these girls just want to suck our dicks.
And it's like, yeah, he's not wrong, what but it's
it's a secret. You know, you keep you don't say
out loud? Is that disappointing that all the girls don't
want to suck by dick? That's true, that's true for everybody. Okay,
well not for me, but for you. I'm pretty sure

(01:20:22):
you do not have a dick. You don't say it
out loud on a TV show where you're being filmed
in room. It's a very republican thing to do, to
say the quiet part out loud. Well, yeah, Instagram's like
Lindagram goes. The thing is if we allow more people
to vote, will never win and you're like, oh keep that,

(01:20:44):
oh man, you don't say that far. Yeah. Well, a
lot of these guys, the foreign like South Africans or whatever,
or like the Brits, like they don't know, they don't know,
like we can hear them. What's this podcast opinion of
Joo Franco j Wow. We call him j Wow on here.
Oh j Wow, oh j Wow. He's had a very

(01:21:08):
tough life because he's got like a negative season and
then like a he had like a turnaround season. To
turnaround season, already he looked more of a fucking fool
than ever. Yeah, he's got like the villain season. Then
this season he was like, I'm just moist going now.
I made a lot of mistakes in my previous thing. Yeah,
he had the Captain Sandy stamp of approval. Yeah, which
was irritating and you know you gotta feel like guy.

(01:21:32):
It was really like he got a lot of ship
on Twitter and then he was like, I don't want
to get shot on Twitter. I got to reclaim my reputation.
Everyone he grew up with was murdered, uh with an
elephant bone. Every story he told was the dark I've
ever heard it. He's like having a good time. They're
out partying. They're like, I'm having the greatest time in
my life. You want to know one thing about me.

(01:21:52):
It was a night. It was a night I'll never remember.
Three mass men came into the apartment and beat my
mother to death with of inbound Anyways, are here? Very
similar to the Belgian model, though he'd be like me
and my mom did drugs in an empty apartment until
she open Rob, it's very good, and that's an incredible Rob, Yes,

(01:22:17):
because I did it all of season five when we
covered But wait, Rob's here, and it looks like he
looked like Rob Stark a little bit too. Actually, yes,
that's true. I did I have a joke for you?
Robbed you a joke? Yes? I always have a Oh
incredible Rob's got incredible jokes. Let's hear what. Okay, who

(01:22:38):
did the zombie take to the dance? Who did the
zombie take to the dance? Who did the zombie take
to the dance? I don't know his goold friend whoa
thank you? Very funny. But we don't have a lot
of time left in the episode. You're too late, Rob

(01:22:58):
out of here. Okay, Okay, I'll go to Polly bye.
Oh no, don't go. Should have done the crossing, should
have done the crossing? Yeah no, I'm sure it's like
in a cabinet somewhere that Jess has locked him in
for someone who who did not look good on that

(01:23:21):
show was Jess anyway, No very jealous woman. Oh god,
she was the hand the ice, his hand on his
butt without her even realizing, and she's like, I will
fuck you up. Could you imagine? Like like she was
mad about it in the reunion, like you had to
have seen it on television. And then she goes, she

(01:23:44):
goes then one of the dams about and then she goes,
you know, the dms, and she goes, I looked at
them obviously, it's like, uh yeah, I was just like,
what DM. It looks like it says unsent a message fish. Well,
all right, let's finish this out. I did think it
was funny on the boat that James continuing to complain

(01:24:06):
about everyone being no fun and he's like, my dad
forced me to go to university and I didn't enjoy
it because I don't like not being myself and having
to be fake and quiet and not fucking everything that moves.
So I quit university after two weeks, and I'm like, dude,
that's the place you go to, Like fuck everything that moves,

(01:24:27):
funked up dog, But whatever. It's the next day and
James is talking to his mom on the phone in
the morning and he's like, I need her support because
I'm very delicate, which I was like, you already dumb
bit sometimes And then he said, last night really upset
me that no one could understand anything I was saying
or giving into my banter. And then he says some

(01:24:48):
stuff that I legit like didn't understand what he was saying.
They didn't put captions, saything about his mom liking yachting
and liking to travel the world and some other stuff,
and so she like likes his profession and yawnting I
don't know. I was like, well, no one knows what
you're saying, so move it along. And then, in the
least surprising news ever, we learned that Rachel was an

(01:25:11):
r o TC for eight years, and I'm like, and
that is classic horse girl ship. She's a horse girl.
You know horse did you ever have like horse girl
at your school? She's like kind of weird, but like
a little stuck up, like equestrian two into horses, maybe
in a sexual way more than people. Okay, it's not
necessarily sexual. But yeah, she's not necessarily I said maybe,

(01:25:33):
but it does happen quite a lot then Diagram. It's
just like I'm in a weird I'm not trying to
be a bully. It's just these people exist. But now
they're all like Fortune five CEOs because they're sociopaths. But like,
I'm not trying to be a bully, but like you,
the Bronfman sisters, your horse girls, they're susceptible to joining cults,

(01:25:56):
like the same way that Rachel's bag got stolen, and
because she left her wallet out in an airport, like
what are you doing, Like, yeah, your bags get your
wallet's gonna get stolen, like she's horse girl. And they're
like they think they're better than you. They're a little snotty.
It's like Amanda Knox. It's like, yes, we know she
didn't murder that girl in Italy, but she deserved all

(01:26:16):
the hell she went through because she was just such
a horse girl. And you're like, yeah, bitch, you're annoying.
Go to jail in Italy for a while still not
humble though, Like that's the problem. She goes to jail
and Italy comes out not humble. Come on, like, there's
a reason they cornered you, bitch, You're annoying and stuck up. Sorry,
I have like Amanda Knox issues, but like that's the vibe.

(01:26:39):
Have you read her bio that her bio ends with
her bubbly personality and stunning looks are known to garner
attention from the men around her. Amanda Knox is bio.
No Ashling Lorger's bio Ashling is that her name Lord Ashling? Lord.
She she's an aussee with previous career as a hairdresser,

(01:27:00):
but by nineteen she qualified professionally and she made her
own business. And then she was like, you know what,
I want to travel the world, and she found career
opportunities yachting, and she didn't think twice. Within a week,
she booked airfare and accommodations and scheduled her certification course.
Ash it Wait, Okay, now I'm saying Rachel's the horse girl.
You're right about that. I'm gonna find Rachel's buy it

(01:27:21):
right now. I'm already there. Oh perfect, Yeah, Well, she
was an r OTC. And that's why she's so like
rigid and she knows how to iron pants. And Elizabeth's like,
Rachel's my soul sister because she's so direct and sure
of herself. And I'm like, that's going to manifest in
her being rude to you later on. But okay, so
Rachel's from Florida, from Tampa, explains it. She's self taught,
but she got an apprenticeship at a Michelin start restaurant

(01:27:43):
in Italy, of course, and then she lived in Thailand, Japan,
Indian Italy to expand her craft horse girl. She also
does molecular gastronomy for gluten free pasta horse Girl, and
she admits her demanding professionalism can be polarizing to others,
but no matter their opinion, she's always sure to stand
her ground on deck your ground. That's a very Florida

(01:28:07):
thing to say. Yeah, that is literally what she means.
She's baiting fucking millionaires in Florida. She's a horse girl,
all right. Anyway, Shane says he's really physically drained because
a deck hand only gets six hours asleep, but he
can't seem to figure out what that means with how
long he's awake, so he goes to take a napp
without telling telling Eddie, and then Eddie finds him aggressively

(01:28:28):
sleeping and gets shaken to his core. And that's where
the episode ends, which means Eddie's gonna lose his ship
on Shane next episode. Looking forward to it, Nick hit
us with both facts with Nikki tas okay, I have
found out about the existence of something pretty Barkers called

(01:28:48):
a punt gun. Is anyone familiar with this? No, It
is a giant shotgun. Basically, that's like, you know, four
times the size of a shot gun, enough that you
cannot hold it and shoot it yourself. You either have
to have like a buddy or two, or most commonly,

(01:29:09):
it's like put on the back of a boat. It
doesn't have to be a very big boat, but it's
purpose is to shoot out like a hundred times more
pellets than a shotgun. People would put them on the
back of their boat and then boat into an area
of the water with a lot of water fowl around,

(01:29:31):
and then with one shot of this point gun, you
can kill like fifty waterfowl and then just scoop them
up and you're done with the day. And it actually
led to dwindling numbers of waterfowl, and it became illegal
like sixty years ago. It's absolutely insane. And that's that's

(01:29:51):
my my boat fact for today. It's boat facts. I
was wondering what was what was? I was like, how
do you sorry? Both facts aren't really about books. We've
already kind of yeah, I mean, do you expect much
from the show? This is a boat fact because this
is its purpose. Yeah, was to be put on the

(01:30:14):
back of a boat, because that's how you get close
to the waterfowl. But the gun is not illegal. You
can own the gun and use the gun. You're just
not allowed to shoot birds with it. And so nobody
makes it and there's like a hundred left in the world.
My first thought of it when I read about it,
turned out to be a blunderbuss. Do you know what

(01:30:34):
that is? Like a shotgun that has like the really
wide end, like the bell shaped end, and it's like
looks like really cartoony, but no, it's just like a
straight up there's no cartoon end. It's just a massive
fucking shotgun. Wow. All right, Well that was an interesting
both facts. You're welcome. I'll post photos of punt guns

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on our Instagram, so look out for that, all right,
bess not that's the end of this episode. Tell people
where they can find you and follow you bes Wu
b e h z A d d A b u
on Twitter and Instagram, and um, I'm always there. You
go by bes dot. I always call you bez Odd
because I'm like so perjeaned out. You're saying it correctly,
but I don't. I gave up on that at like

(01:31:23):
age four and just went to beis odd. But yeah,
it would be bezad yeah, b e h z A
d d a bu. But it's funny, like I'm Iranian
but only in blood because my ethnicity is Areas, So
it's like weird anyway, So how it goes, you never
know what you're gonna get when you come from the
Middle East. Also, the punt guns were banned from using

(01:31:47):
it on waterfowl a hundred and sixty years ago formal
law a hundred years ago. Sorry, thank you for that
follow up. All right, guys, thanks so much for listening.
That was season A episode for a blow deck. You
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You can email us at deckheads Pod at gmail dot com. Hey,
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