Season 8, Episode 6 with Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Deckheads, a production of I Her Radio. Welcome
to Deckheads with your hosts Nick and Anna, broadcasting from
the bottom of the boat below below deck whoa horny
all ya talk all the time. I'm having a party.

(00:21):
We're shoveling cold to keep this show afloat. I love cocaine.
We're off the map in international waters. I need some drama.
Me hide that cocaine. Never in my nose. Should see
you know I'm in an open relationship below deck me deckheads. Hey, Nick,

(00:49):
Hi Anna? How are you? I was just about say
how are you? As well? The best part of my
week is when I go to the zoom and I
think for one second you might not be the air
and that you've moved on to something bigger and better.
You think I wouldn't tell you, I would schedule the
show that that was a very lame Goodwill Hunting reference,

(01:10):
trying to be you didn't get it. It's it's it's cut, no,
it stays in. I haven't seen Good Will Hunting and
since like my dad made me watch it to be
like do you see it? Robin Williams very good actor,
and I was like, Dad, we know we've all seen Flubber. Jesus,
that's my only Robin Williams. I've only seen Flubber. Nothing else.
Oh and Patch Adams another movie my dad made me watch,

(01:33):
Too Young, traumatizing, traumatizing. Very well, there's nothing else you
need to know about Robin Williams. No, he's still with
us right now. He's doing great. Um oh my god. Okay,
you know what, Nick, get out of here. We have
a great episode. I'll just kick you out. Nick. Finally
I found the two people I want to replace you

(01:54):
as a guest host. By the way, he's looking for
a new guest host to replay snick. Wow, we have
come such a long way. Uh Mack, you actually look
concerned for a second, are you? Okay? I just it's
a Christmas time and I you can't make jokes about
my money. Okay, okay, okay, I'm so sorry, Nick. Okay,

(02:16):
we have two great guests now, these two guests. I
have listened to them for a while before I even
watched below deck. I I listened to these two because
they cover the full scope of the Bravo Universe universe
at the University of Law. Of what Andy Cohen has

(02:38):
I don't know. Somehow at one point he started eating everything.
I don't know. Did Bravo start because of Andy Cohen
or is he just well, it doesn't matter. I have
a lot of thoughts on that. But we have the
host of Watch What Crappins joining us today. We have
Ben Mandel Kerr and Ronnie Karam. What's up? What's up?

(02:59):
Thank having us guys. Do you guys know if if
Andy Cohen created Profo not create I think you know
NBC did. But he did invent malls. Though he invented
malls and ponies, the rainbows. I just didn't realize at

(03:20):
one point he was like the boss. Yeah, he was
one of them. Yeah. He started off as like a
development exact, and then he was like one of the
exacts on some of the shows. And then he got this,
He got like an internet show, and then that became
he started doing the reunions, and then that became Watch
What Happens? And now he's graduated into Love Connection and

(03:43):
Sarah Jessica Parker and that new movie with Meryl Street.
Is he in prom No, I don't know. He just
directed it and he has a kid. He was his
idea to put James Cordon. Then there is a gay guy. Now, well,
that's why he's named Andy's that we can say and

(04:04):
he did this, and he did this well did like
one day, all of a sudden, I was like, wait,
Andy Cohen actually like Andy Cohen can fire a housewife
like that. One day I was like, oh, he's he's
just the boss. Yeah, what what is their boss? And
he's also like he also gets to ask very inappropriate

(04:26):
questions for a boss on TV too, a very unique position. Yeah,
he's like one of the only bosses where sexual harassment
still fun. Well. I mean also, I would say Captain
Lee is in that range as well. Captain Lee has.
Captain Lee's response to every sexual harassment situation, which is
almost every episode, is like, wow, I I think my

(04:46):
chiefs do handled it well. And it's like she didn't like, hey, hey,
someone said just sexually assaulted me. He's like, I wish
I had known it at the time. And I'm like, no,
there's still time. He's on the boat. You could do something.
It will There's not what I can do about it. Now.
Do you think technically Andy Cohen is a monopoly that
needs to be broken up? The iPhone? Yeah, we're going

(05:13):
back to the person for us. No, No, I think
I think he's doing well. You know, I'm always wondering
where when the world is going to break it up? Right,
because it seems like it's just been so long that
we've had the gift of Housewives really of every city.
It just seems like it's gone on so long, and
I'm not tired of it at all. Um, But I
just hope that that's because there's been so many other

(05:35):
shows that are like these shows that kind of copycat
all over and you just think, like, when is it over?
When is the party over? And it just keeps thumping. Yeah,
that's kind of how I feel sometimes about Deckhead, because
I mean, what the hell, but what show is this
below deck? Um, Because it's not like Housewives, where you

(05:56):
say Housewives and one hundred out of one hundred people
in the room know you're talking about. It's like if
you say below deck then it's like it's like an
in it's like a little secret between some of the people.
But even this has three, you know, three shows at
this point, I just from him getting the opposite experience,
which is that a lot of times will be well,
we'll meet people, and especially straight guys will be like, oh,

(06:21):
I don't watch any of that stuff. I don't watch Brob.
I don't know. I'm gonna I do watch below Deck
like they always say that, like they always I watched
that one of the yacht all the time. Hey, I
don't like being called out like this. Do you not
watch Housewives? Now? Oh you're missing out. I watched. I
watched about five minutes a week. Uh as Lyrah watches it.

(06:44):
I was gonna say, I feel like we've talked about
Housewives on this show, but I'm realizing I mostly just
talk at you, realizing how one side of this friendship.
I love that we're here for this. Okay, we should
do some analyt X and just see how many minutes
I talk versus you. Well sometimes I well, I do

(07:05):
the actual I to give you guys some insight. I
do all the note taking. Nick is just here for
the fun. I'm no way that is. So. How did
you get that job? Nick? Oh my god, that sounds amazing, man?
Can we do that? You take all the notes? Sure? Look, look,
if you have a career as a stand up comedian

(07:25):
and then land in this closet, then you know, god speed.
I don't know how else to tell you well. Okay, well, guys,
we are here to discuss season eight, episode six of
Below Deck Regular as we call it. You know you
have to the Captain Lee joint first. I asked three

(07:47):
questions to all the guests, so you guys each will
have to answer them separately. Um, which is my answer
is no? Alright, what was that easy? And I will
move on the actually is but we're still not no, no, no,
It's not that I would never let it be that easy. Okay,
this is part time bullying all the gifts. Okay, when

(08:11):
did you guys both start watching Below Deck? Well, that's
why I think season two is when we started to
like really watch it for our podcast. I think maybe
we had dabbled in a little bit for season one,
but I think it was season two. It was pretty
early on. I think, like Kate's first season for sure.
Yeah it was. It was Kate's. Yeah, it was season two.

(08:33):
Because I'm I say, I really do say no all
the time. That's like my general first answer to everything
in life. Like that's how I live my life. I
think it's very important to say no to everything. Okay,
Like if you want, if you want something good, prove
it to me. But when this came on, I watched
it because you know, we had the podcast, and I
was like, I don't want to watch a bunch of maids. Okay,

(08:53):
I don't care. I don't want to watch people cleaning
all day. It's stupid. I'm a waiter. I do not
need to see people waiting tables and cleaning to Let's okay,
I've had enough. But then we watched it in season two,
I think because there was nothing else on at that time,
like they put it at a time, we were like,
I guess we have to watch it, and yeah, it's amazing,
you know now making fun of maids and people cleaning
toilets and waiting tables turned out to be a great pastime. Yeah. Yeah,

(09:17):
Well it's also it's it's how much it it makes
fun of the rich, and that's you know, that's really
where the Housewives I think, um, they celebrate wealth more
where this show it's like, if you're the rich person,
you're just straight evil. Well that yeah, I mean the Housewives.
They definitely tear down the Housewives pretty hard core on

(09:38):
these shows. Well. The also the assumption there is that
the housewives are rich, and a lot of times they
just yeah, I was gonna say they celebrate the idea
of being rich. The it's like that the American dream
that you think you're rich, but you're really poor as
fuck and you're really like so much of death that
it can all go away in two seconds. And so
you're just like watching them pretend to be rich and
then fail miserably and like have to sell everything. It's

(09:59):
a fun yeah right now. That do they make ship
money like any other reality show? Yeah, yeah, I think
that some There are a few housewives that make good money,
but most of them. I think that Bravo does not
pay any of their stars very much money at all.
In general, from anything I've read about Below Deck, it's

(10:20):
that like they pay them legally what they are required
to pay someone. That sounds not like a second, not
a pennymore. That's scary, could you imagine? Because that's that's
an international water. It's I mean, what are what are
the rules? What are the laws? But maybe if they
paid them, well, then they wouldn't work as hard on
the boat. Maybe they have to, like they need to

(10:40):
really like work for that tip. You know, we see
what happens on vander Pump rules when people like who
are waiters start to become paid well and no one
wants to watch that, you know. No, no, they do
like really aggressive racist pranks, which still still I can't
believe that's real. So I will say Jack's and Brittany
leaving vander Pump. I saw that news and my only

(11:00):
thought was I could care less get lost, you losers.
Though I do kind of like Brittany, but Jack's it's
a shame he still exists. He's a piece of ship. Yeah. Yeah.
And to your point that the Salt Lake or just
the housewives in general, it's just kind of like the
facade of glamour and being rich, like Salt Lake City.

(11:20):
I grew up going to Salt Lake City my whole
life because I have family over there, and I'm like, okay, honey,
you can live in a the Ski Chalet, the Shaw Chalet,
but like those houses you're not paying. That's like a
four D K house in Utah, Like let's not get out,
you know, come on? Yeah, yeah, I agreed. Yeah, they

(11:41):
just they'll buy all like the knockoff channels and stuff
and make sure that their c cs are showing on
every outfit or whatever. Yeah. I do believe Mary Crosby
is truly rich. But she made a deal with the devil. Yeah,
the marriage or grandfather. That's right. She married her grandfather
because it was in her grandmother's will, but with inspection,

(12:04):
all her family members say it was not. So I
did watch that first episode. Okay, they didn't, you know,
fully answer all these questions in there. So I did
have I did have some questions. I do want to
say that, Um, I know Tom from um vander Pump.
He must be rich because he bought two, count them,
two jars of jam for me. That from me that
I made in my own kitchen, Jam jam. Who's the

(12:30):
who does he date? It's a there's I just googled it,
so I knew what I was talking. Yes, okay, so
that's Tom. That's Tom Sandabell. Dude, he bought some jam. Yeah.
I do have another podcast, Get Rich Nick here that
I'm advertising, um and uh. Every week we tried a
different way to make money, and I had a um,

(12:51):
a persymmetry in my yard that just makes hundreds of
persimmons that I can't eat. And so I for that,
I made jam and we sold it a comedy show
and then he was very generous, but I didn't know
who he was, and I was told afterwards someone was like,
Tom Sandoval, just bite your jam. B Yeah dude, But
I was like, that is incredible. That's the most Los

(13:12):
Angeles story. Yeah. I made for Simmon Jam from the
Tree back and castmerd pup rules. Yeah, desperate past and
it's also really coolm like just walked up and paid
for jam. I feel like if I was a star,
I'd be like, hey, do you want to be on
my Instagram with this jam? Take a picture, and then
I just take like a box of your jam. Yeah,

(13:34):
that's why he's a star. Yeah, well he probably did
it just for the caption, because I'm sure he took
a picture and said this is my jam. Dude, do
anything for a pun? I mean I would, you know,
I bought many things just for a pun caption. Sandoval,
that's well, I won't get into it. But I don't

(13:55):
know if him in Ariana are having sex yet. Why
was that a thing in that show? I'm actually I've
decided I've quit vander Pump Rules. I'm not doing it anymore.
I think Vanderpump Yeah, I agree, it's whatever. I will
not be with you on that train but enjoy enjoy
your sad lonely time without Vanderpump. Enjoy your sad lonely again.

(14:17):
We're going to watch the ends. The question hasn't already
betterly ended? Well, down's talk about it. Okay, that's all
that counts. Okay, I'm okay again. Okay, alright. My second
question is what has been your favorite season ever out
of all the different franchises of Below Deck. Oh I
have a good answer for that one. I think my

(14:38):
favorite Below Deck season of all time was Below Deck? Um, uh,
what season are they on right now? Seven? Eight? They're
on eight? So my favorite was Blow Deck season six,
which was Riley's first season. It was Ashton before he
became an asshole. It's with Ross when there's that Canadian
girl who's like, you need to check Laura, you better

(15:04):
check yourself. Yeah, who did you replace place? Caroline? Like Liken? Caroline? Yeah, Caroline.
That was an amazing She couldn't enter a single room
without walking into a conversation and people making fun of her.
And she just had that foot that was swelling just

(15:25):
like it was like a perpetual swelling. Yeah. I like
the Rocky season. I thought the Rocky season was pretty
incredible the season that we thought would take down Eddie
for good. But he's back. He's back, Yeah, he's back.
Just nothing's wrong. After gaslighting a woman on National TVs

(15:49):
A big deal. Every time I see someone living out
of their car in Los Angeles, I think, is it Rocky.
I don't know if you follow her Instagram, but she's
one of those people who bought a van and oh really,
she's as Below Deck makes more homeless people than any
other show. Everybody lives in. I think it just attracts
homeless people. I think they're already homeless. I think there

(16:12):
are people who are just hand and this job has
a bed. Yeah, they're like, I'm on transportation already. I
don't have to buy a ticket, and it's like a
hole for me to sleep. And I was watching that
documentary Free Solo about the guy who climbs up like fountains,
you know, without anything, and he like lives out of
a van, and I'm like, why is he not on
Blow Deck, Like, I mean, he's already got the qualifications.

(16:35):
I love that they're always running from something, no matter what,
and it's usually child support, you know, It's always that
there's always the guy who's like, my girlfriend got a pregnant,
left my baby behind, but I hope they're doing great,
and they cry and I'm like, you're not paying child support.
There's always a child in Fort Lauderdale, like every single season.

(16:56):
Oh yeah, well that's what they're They're all they all
just live. God, what a weird It is weird to
be like all these people just hang out in Florida
all the time. Yeah, I know. It's I mean, and
there's there's so many of I mean, it's like Nashville
where it's like it's gonna ex Bachelor contestants living in Nashville,
and like Tampa and Florida are just like, oh like

(17:18):
below deck hands, you know, that's the Bachelor of People
love their Nashville, man, they love Nashville. Nashville is a
new hot spot. I think that they used to be
Chicago and now it's like l A and Nashville are
the two. My girlfriend grew up in Nashville, and so
every time we're watching a show and someone's from Nashville,

(17:39):
she's like, oh my god, they're from Nashville. It's like
you've done that eight times every season of every show.
It's not like the smoky Mountains of Tennessee. You know
what I mean, it's Lle Yeah, yeah, alright. My final
question is who has been your all time favorite cast
member ever? I mean, I mean, like Kate. Kate for sure.

(18:02):
I miss there's like a big, gaping Kate hole in
my heart. Huge sounded gross, but it didn't. I didn't
mean it to be that way. I do miss her.
It's just like, without a question, it's Captain Lee. I
like Captain Lee to Yeah, Kate. Kate does seem like
the only person who would have gotten on TV without
this show eventually, yes, because she would have been at

(18:26):
some other job where she was being a jackass to somebody.
You know, we're just like telling somebody off or whatever. Yeah.
I think so too. It's really sad not having her around.
I mean, I I think I think Francesca is perfectly fine.
I like her, but it's just hard to it's just
hard to fill the role of of Kate. I think,
actually below Deck med when they when they cast Hannah initially,

(18:48):
that was a good call to because I think that
like that role of Chief ste we want to see
like a badass, and I feel like Francesca is she's
not a badass. She's like perfect, She's like a perfectly
adept person. She's not a badass, And like I want
I want someone who's like either a badass or like
Jenna on Blowdeck Sailing, who's just like a disaster, you know,
like give me a disaster too, but like, don't give

(19:09):
me someone who's like normal. I like, I thought Hannah
was the perfect like best. I mean, I love Kate
Kate's I think also one of my all time favorites,
but Hannah was so perfect because I started out hating her.
I couldn't stand how mean she was and how dismissive.
But by the time she got fired in season five,
I was like, this is an injustice hannafter serves. More

(19:31):
like she turned me into a Hannah fan because that's
how what great tv. She was, Like she was just
that good and she just hated the guests at all time. Yeah,
you're right. I didn't like her at first either. I
thought she was a total jackass, and then like she
was just so just like an open wound, like she
was a mess, like falling in love with Ben and
then like thinking that was real and then there was

(19:52):
just so much stuff and I was like, oh my god,
she's in her insecurity sweater, Like she had this like
little sweater she wore when she was feeling securer, and um,
I didn't love her at first, but then over the years, Yeah,
she really she really got to me. Yeah, she's like
I mean, Hannah's pretty iconic in her own way. And
I think it's I think it's really cool because Kate

(20:13):
is so like Kate, like Kate chating, you know, and
so I think that any first ste is, regardless of
what franchise is going to get compared to Kate. And
Hannah was like really good at being like I'm just
gonna be Hannah. I'm just like I am just I'm
gonna hate the guests. I'll probably hate everyone I work with,
And like Ronnie said, I'll just get I'll just be
at the open wound and I will drink and smoke
a cigarette and you guys will just have to do

(20:34):
and be proud of hating your job because on this show,
like it's very very bad to hate your job, Like
you better love your job. You know. It's like patriotism
in a way, but for a boat, you know, better
say not things about your boat. Um. So it was
fun to see someone who's like fuck this, fuck you,
fuck theme, fuck boats, fuck water, and I speaking of

(20:57):
chief Stews, I have to ask you, as two people
with a podcast that talks about this show, have you
interacted with Adrian Gang from the first season. So I
don't think we have it. She maybe tweeted at us
maybe once. I don't know. I don't even know if
she has. And the second we announced this show, she
deemed anna she really so yeah, and then immediately turned

(21:21):
on us after listening to the first episode and she
was like, all things go through me. I can get
you everything. Here's exactly how you do it. Here's when
you post, here's how you talk on social media about
the show. I can help you, you know, like get
any guests that you want to get. She's like, what
are you talking about? You got fired seven years. She's

(21:42):
like the Jim of below doc that one. She also
like it's like she didn't she like come like like
right to the support of David the awful Boston from
from the season that I think I was mentioned season
was that I don't remember what his date was. His
name David. She was like from Massachusetts who was like
eating ice cream and Candler. Chandler David is the porn

(22:06):
star from the first season named right, David is the
porn star. Um, but yeah, I remember Adrian like also
like deeply defended Chandler on social media and I was like,
really this is this is defends every terrible wrong decision. Yeah,
Adrian Gang like when any kind of controversy comes out,
She's all over the internet defending the wrong person. Yeah.

(22:28):
She came at us hard. She was like, I don't agree.
It was I think we the first episode we acknowledge
that maybe Captain Lee does not like drug abuse becausemember
he kicked the first episode of season whenever he kicked
the first group people off because they had cocaine. We
were like, he probably is very sensitive to drugs because
he's had drug abuse in his family. And ship went down,

(22:49):
and she came at us in a way that was like,
how dare you make light of what happened to Captain
Lee's son. We're like, this is not making light. These
are just a fact. Please go away, like immediately like
Addison away and turned all her really creepy followers against
it day day. The first week, we got seventy one
star reviews. Dare you and it's like people clearly didn't

(23:13):
listen to the podcast, because if you did, you'd be like, okay, well,
we didn't even really talk that much about it, like
we mentioned it briefly, like, yes, that makes sense how
someone would be sensitive to drug abuse. And then we
were also dismissive of her emails. One of them might
have had another to do with the other thing. Well,
I immediately want to like, please don't listen to this show.
We shred you apart as a human being. It's not

(23:36):
good for you. Just stay away. But to her, she's like,
can't wait to listen because we were doing we were
doing um, you know, one a day this year. We
just started doing it in January and so we had
a couple of months worth the show's ready to go
before we launched. So we were like three seasons in
by the time we started talking to Atriot, and we're like, who,

(23:59):
all right, you're the first. Yeah. Yeah, it's hard to
remember all of them because they changed the cast so much,
you know, it's hard to remember all the different seasons
and all the different wackos in there. Like I didn't
remember how good that Caroline season was until you guys
started mentioning all the gasts on it that was stellar. Great,
It's a great season. I think I think that the
Caroline season and and the at the on the Rocky

(24:21):
season where the two best, like by far, basically that
the two seasons where Kate had the most difficult stews
were the best. Yeah, this season is kind of I mean,
we'll get into it. This season is not as exciting
as the others. I feel like we're just now starting
to hit coronavirus, so I'm like getting a little like
people don't know what's about to happen. Ardon Marine last

(24:41):
week was just really mad that no one was even
like trying to funk each other, or that they didn't
go out there like they went out and like Eddie's like, okay,
well it's nine thirty, let's go back to the boot.
It's like you're shooting a TV show here. Yeah I
actually there. Yeah, I actually liked that that's missing because

(25:02):
I feel like it's so forced. Now. You know, they
have their they have their thing that they do every year,
their tropes or whatever that they pull out, and they
it's like they just make people get together that obviously
you don't even like each other, you know, I feel
like at this point they're just like just fake it,
just fake it. We need somebody, we need a young
couple in love. I mean, how many couples was zero

(25:22):
chemistry of their man? That thing with Bugsy last year,
I think with Alex between Alex and nothing, I think,
I mean, I feel like we were forced. That was
forced on us because they had to re edit pant
out of the shows they needed like a content. But wow,
that was that was no. You know, it was even
worse than Buggsy and Alex was Remember when they brought

(25:44):
the kid Captain Lebron, the Canadian guy to take over
his Boston from Nico and he was like, he was
like do just for a little bit. Yeah, He's like
I'm going to be the bulls j e J? And
then what was the name of the stoner girl who
was on She's like, yeah, oh ship brave? What do
we it was? We called her brave because she looked
like and they weren't on a date, and it was

(26:06):
like this, like, why are we watching them on a
date right now? It was e J who was like
ned flanderous guys, and then Doctor Yeah, Nico hated him
so much. My theory about the Alex Bugsy thing was that,
like it was just so bored. Alex is like, all right,

(26:28):
I'll try to fun. She's the only person here I
could try to fuck. I'm gonna try. And then right
after he made her his target, Asia came on like single,
and I felt so bad for him because I'm like,
I know, if he'd waited another week, he could have
gone after Asia, but now it's too fucking late, already chosen. Awkward.

(26:49):
That was some awkward love. What was that Brave Girl's name?
Brave Girl? Remember her? She she was like, oh, Baker, Baker. Yeah.
She looked like she had just like gone to a
Gustar concert in Burlington. She was very like southern. I

(27:13):
went to Burning Man and I met some interesting people
and now this is my personality and it's like, oh boy,
they're just so It's just there's so many people from
the show. They all blend together. It's hard to remember
you and what. Yeah, all right, let's get into this episode.
So we continue with my new favorite character, Rachel losing

(27:33):
her ship over the missing caviar. I honestly I love her.
She's like Salmon roll. That's disgusting. And then Sunshine Shane
is like, can I help you with anything? And she's like,
I'm gonna slit someone's throat if I can't find this
this caviar and he's like okay, just like walks away,

(27:53):
and I'm like, here a lot of help, thank you, Shane.
Probably if anyone's throat was to get cut by Rachel,
you know, it would be shame. Just the wrong place
at the wrong time. Just break him into just slice
that throat and then stick a biodegradable straw right in there.
But that he brought. Can you actually go get one
of your um, what is it? Paper straws, which, by

(28:16):
the way, paper straws you got there, they do not
hold up once they get wet. They don't. They've come
a long way, but they have a far away to go. Yeah,
Like I want things to be biodegradable, but I don't
want them to degrade like immediately, like in my mouth. Yeah,
you know that's what like the dumps for. Okay, I do.
I have learned that bamboo is your best option because

(28:37):
it holds, it's biodegradable, and um, I feel like that
will still kill turtles because I bought those I bought
those things on Amazon so I have a bunch of
bamboo straws. They're hard as fuck. I don't know what
people are talking about. Their hard and heavy and they're
gonna kill turtles. You watch. I have some biodegradable straws
that are like plastic but they're biodegradable, and they're they're

(28:58):
like normal straws. And it's like, I don't know why
these are not a thing? Yeah, that's actually why don't
we just make biodegrads? Yeah? You just so, I'm like,
why these have these not caught unless the packaging is lyne?
To me, a plastic biodegradable straws are such a fucking grift.
It is for people who make too much plastic to

(29:21):
tell the world that they're doing something while doing absolutely nothing.
It is the least amount of plastic used in any
item made of plastic. It is the only thing that
people agree the actual turtles. Okay, so when this all
I know, but this all started, when this all started
coming out, we were doing a show and I was like,
you know, fun this, I'm using my straws because no one.

(29:43):
I hadn't experienced going into the world where people told
me no about a straw. I mean I can't like,
look at these teeth. They're very white. That's all I have,
or like fairly white teeth, that's all I have in life. Okay,
because I used straws and so they were like you can,
and so I was going off like, well not that,
and people bowed me and then sent me all these
pictures of turtles with straws literally sticking out of every

(30:06):
hole that you could ever even imagine being on a turtle.
I was like, how did what happened to the turtle?
I've never anytime you need something from Ryan, just send
a manipulative turtle picture and you will get it. Yeah,
totally changed my mind. I'm marching for those turtles. Yeah,
it is somewhat like in my mind, I'm like, well,
it's the little things. If we start here, maybe we
will eliminate plastic. But the problem is it's the paper straws.

(30:30):
We need to find a better tech for biodegradable. There's
a range of paper straws. Some of them have come
pretty far. I'm like, I've been surprised at like after
like an hour, because i drink my ice coffee very
very slowly, and I'm like, wow, after an hour, this
paper straws holding up. But then there's some paper straws
where like after five minutes, the straws like and it
gets like you know, it's that thing where like it's

(30:51):
in you put it through, like the coffee cup thing,
and then like meanwhile it's like the revenge of like
the coffee top as it like starts to like pincer
like the poor straw straws, Like, oh I died, I died. Yeah, yeah,
this is also ship We cared about nine months ago,
and I can't tell you last time. I like somebody
gave me a straw and something. So it's like not

(31:11):
even a part of my life anymore. Yeah, it's gone mad.
It's like smoking in bars. It's gone by virus. Oh.
I looked up the caviar that she's obsessed with, which
is apparently eight hundred euro for a small tinge. It's
called this sar Ce caviar. Looking up caviar, I learned
is the most uninteresting thing because it all looks exactly

(31:33):
the same. Like I don't who what fish ship these
caviars out like is just not fish defecations eggs their eggs,
but they got shipped out in some way out of
some hole, okayish like whatever, you know, when you get

(31:54):
the salmon row, you get the sound. I know I
would easily you could easily be like this salmon dore
cost a lot of money. I'd be like, okay, I'm
proud of you because now you're talking like a real
below deck guests just talking about like being like what
is the eight hundred dollars? I mean, all the chef
is downstairs, just like furious is this filet yon out

(32:16):
of a cane? Yeah? I do feel That's why I'm
with you, Like I feel I look at it and
I'm like, that's canned food. Like if you enjoy your
eight hundred canned food, that's gross in your trash for
even asking for that on a boat. And I also
feel like it's it's fake fancy people who need eight
hundred dollar row, Like, give me a fucking break with
those people. It's a very specific thing to ask for

(32:39):
to like feel fancy for like a five minute portion
of your entire meal. Yeah, it's people who were like,
I'm a foodie. It's it's like foodie bragger. It's like
foodie phone, which is basically me, which is basically me.
Let's not lie let's let's let's let's address the elephant
in the middle. I'm not attacking you. Okay. If you
take all that back and I've been having a fifth mouth, sorry,

(33:00):
then listen. I I love caviar. I'm all about caviar,
and I think if people want to order caviar, I say,
go for it. Um. I don't know if I'd go
on Bravon like a like a reality show in order caviar,
but you know, I say, why not, like get the caviar.
I'm not the those caviar. I'm not like anti caviar
in general. I mean, I kind of I'm not gonna

(33:22):
I'm not gonna try and to agree just because I
like you and you're my friend. I don't like caviar.
That's it. God damn it. I love you and respect you.
Speaking of raw fish on below deck, did you guys
see in the news that last week's guests, I guess
it's two weeks ago that they were on Max and
Jackson and Yeah and Seeds. Max is uh the un

(33:47):
l V quarterback and currently eating sushi. Un l V
is a school, are we there? Checking out? Quarterback is
like the Andy Cohen of a football team. Anyway, there
was a lot of He got some flak for eating

(34:07):
the sushi off the nude model. We were concerned with, yes,
because she had to play dead while she was speaking
eaten off of But he said, I would like to
apologize for my poor judgment while on the TV show
Below Deck and acknowledge that I have made a mistake
that I will learn from. While it was not my idea,
of course, or nor any of my friends ideas to

(34:28):
eat sushi off of a model, I should have exercised
better judgment and declined the idea immediately when it was
brought up by the producer who got mad? Who got mad?
I don't know. I mean, you're going to school in
Las Vegas and they get mad ter a model. Really,
he's not the b y U quarterback. I know. I

(34:49):
think that's a little I mean, listen, I'm like very
much a person who was like super like you know what,
people have to be okay to take a note that
I'm sorry. I don't. I don't think there's anything. I
don't think there was anything too like crazy offensive about that.
But then again, I'm a man. But you know, also,
if he's going to apologize for anything, he should apologize

(35:09):
for being oh and five, that's there, we go. Now
that's really good. Too many straws in his drink. This
twenty two year old or twenty one year old putting
like a press conference for like the least like the
information or just any whatever, Like this is a statement
I could not give a funk about. Like I'm just like, okay, cool,

(35:31):
well it's done. Please? Who are you to apologize for
his bad tattoos? First I didn't know. I didn't know
who was mad about. I hadn't heard that anybody was
mad until I heard the apology, and then I was like,
that guy's famous. Now, like you said his name, everybody's
saying his name, Like I should apologize for some ship.
I'm going to write a letter and just be like,
I am so sorry for not respecting canned dead fish?

(35:54):
Is that's so funny that that that that makes him
more famous than being the quarterback for a big colleague.
Probably one was mad, probably probably like you should just
issue It was probably just his football coach, like, hey man,
that wasn't a good look, and he's like I should
hold a press conference. It's like a movie, right where

(36:16):
someone's like I'm holding a press conference, and then they
opened the front door and everybody's out there, like, world
isn't even like that, Like you can't. It's so hard
to get press. The press outside of the team has
a weekly press conference. Okay, I mean, look, I'm talking
about a world. I don't understand. What are you talking about? Well,

(36:38):
college football is truly very uninteresting to me, and I
don't you know, Dax and Max, who what are we
doing here? Seriously? Thank you, thank you. That's addressed that
they would have a friend whose name rhymes you cannot
be friends with. Okay, so yeah, the guests, they want
to tour of the whole boat basically before dinner, and

(37:03):
I'm like, thank god, that does not include coming into
the build. Awkward for all of us. I know that.
It was like they're all on the build and we're
all naked. It gets hot down here. You have to
really preserve yourself. But it reminds me of that season,
I think e J season when he showed up. They
made that poor deckhead sleep in the crew miss, like

(37:25):
on a hammock. Yeah, and then he moved to the build.
You put a hammock in the build and we were like,
what the fun we're trying to record it was his
name was, Oh it was Chris Brown. His name was
Chris Brod like the cupboard like sorry, bro, Yeah, they

(37:46):
really hated Chris Brown, like you got had to sleep
on the couch. Yeah, then on the build and then
they just like threw him overboard. They're like they're firing him,
Like didn't we see him swim away or something? Wasn't
he like everything's gonna be great, bro, Like I believe
it the world and the earth, and then he was
like swimming away, like it's not it. Did it only
end like that? In my head, I don't remember. I

(38:07):
remember that he capite gave him a bunch of money
and then they left him in Saint Barts. You're fired, Yes,
that's what it was. Yeah, they just left him someplace. Yeah.
It's like on those Bachelor dates where they're like, okay,
it's a two on one, I'm not picking this girl.
And then they leave her alone on the island and
fly away and in a canyon, like a like a

(38:30):
completely deserted canyon with there like the helicopters blowing all
the smokes. You were like, it's always somewhere horrible. One
year they left a girl in the bayou in New
Orleans at night. They just left her there. I remember that,
Wait on what show The Bachelor? Well, remember on the
first season of Below Deck Mediterranean where they like fired

(38:52):
Danny and they put him on like a donkey and
told him liked him like that was the best. That
was the best firing in Below Deck history when they
fired Annie. And then you see him going on a
donkey up the hill because he had to go. Yeah,
they told him, like the lift was broken on purpose,
so he would have to ride a donkey to the top. Danny.

(39:13):
Justice for Danny, No, not really. I think Danny's probably
still doing the same ship wherever he is now, Danny
is wearing and acting in some short film. Yeah, I
saw him at Mendicino Farms out here. I was like, oh,
you're just an actor, aren't you. Yeah. Well, I mean
you could tell he's like I always want to be
a performer, And that's why it's true. He did have

(39:34):
his his like, yeah, well we learned that Shane is
like really struggling um in this position, and he's like,
but don't worry, Like I've struggled before, Like it was
hard at you see Berkeley, Berkeley. It was hard. Like
my tutors that my parents bought me can a test

(39:55):
of the fact that it was very hard for me.
Test akers agree those mean streets of Berkeley. Yeah, not
just the dumbest person that has ever been on this
show graduate from Berkeley, that's been from the best school
that's been on this show, a handsome white guy. I'm
just like, I'm just like embarrassed as a like, as

(40:18):
a liberal person who went to a good school. Like,
I'm embarrassed because this is what everyone always thinks that
like liberal guys are like just like this, these guys
who go to good schools who then can't do anything
in life, which unfortunately, actually I also perpetuate that stereotype.
But I just don't like that he perpetuates it because yeah,
but he's there's another level to him of like just

(40:39):
like he just seems lost. Yeah, I can't hope it
like to be like that kid graduated Berkeley and he's
like and I actually ended up with a three point
five g p A. And it's like it doesn't really
struggle school. He I mean he probably studied like environmental
environmental studies. Yeah, I mean, I feel guys guys. I

(41:01):
actually kind of feel for him because really, what has
he tried to do. He's just been trying to save
the earth, which I mean, someone's got to it ain't
gonna be me. He's been like cleaning up the ocean.
I doing that. He's like just trying to be nice
to everybody and get along. He's just very untrained, you know,
and this show sometimes does that. They're like, get us
someone semi hot, really stupid who will work for two

(41:22):
dollars and we can make fun of for a few weeks,
you know, and then throw them in there. And he
reminds me of me actually, and that like, um, I
know that I'm the sort of person that when I'm
like new in a job or an environment where I'm
like I don't really know what I'm doing and I'm
like sort of insecure about my abilities. And then if
I have like a boss who is like a condescending prick,
I like I fumble and I get nervous, and I

(41:44):
like I just I'm like, oh, I don't know what
to do, and I like performed terribly. And so I
sort of see that in him, because Eddie is like
a dick. He's like a dick Boss, and I just
see Shane like just in his own head about like
how to impress Eddie and is like he can't. He
just the more he tries to press Eddie, the worst
he he is. And so I see a little bit

(42:06):
of me and him. So I do kind of feel
bad for him. Yeah, but Eddie's life seems so different
because he's a tugboat operator in the Baltimore Harbor, and
I just it's hard to marry this, you know. It's
like you just think of that episode of the Water,
that season of The Wire where McNulty has to work
in the in the harbor, like that's where Eddie is

(42:29):
eleven months a year. Like, I'm surprised he's got such
a good attitude. I don't think he has a good
attitude at all. And I think that on that I
think that on on that show. You know, Eddie starring
in the Wire as he does in his regular life,
he probably gets treated the way that he treats Sunshine,
where he's just like idiot, fucking idiot, can't even lift

(42:51):
up above the TV stars. Yeah, I get that a lot.
He's doing his dumb Jim Carey impressions, like like he
just like being Eddie when he has like a moment
to himself where he thinks he's the funniest guy ever.
And then based off the wire there's some like Polish
Mafia member who's like just not having a good day

(43:14):
because he's in the mafia. And then it's just like, yeah, yeah,
I think he probably gets treated like that. And then
now he's treating Shane like that, like he gets to
be the big guy. Now be me to pour little
innocent Shane. He just wants to say Mega, make America
green again. Oh my god, Shane. Yeah, well he really

(43:37):
what has he done environmental? Like nice expensive, he's safe,
sunscreen and shampoo. He keeps his footprint, his fashion footprint
small as always wears like he wears like a green

(43:59):
blazer on every um have the Masters. Maybe he bought
it an auction. There was just an article the New
York Times about how like the green the Green Master's
blazers like the most coveted, like and all of all
of sports. Because there's so maybe maybe maybe he got one.

(44:19):
He just wants to show it up. It looks like
he bought it at like a St. Patrick's Day theme
store or like the store. Yeah, like a grandpa. It's like, yeah,
I'm gonna dress like a grandpa because I'm cool. But
that's when you're in high school. I don't know. And look,
I say for him, and then we just rag on
him for an hour. I know, his hair is kind
of amazing and actually, like in this this week, they

(44:40):
showed pictures of him with his girlfriend and I was like,
he's actually like more attractive than I feel like I
give him credit for. He's like really cute. Oh yeah,
he's definitely. I mean that's the thing. It's like he's
like this young, cool, attractive guy, what cool whatever. I
don't know what his real life is like, but like
he's like he's someone that I'm not surprised has like
so well in life, has gone to Berkeley. Like if

(45:03):
I met him outside of you know, uh, below deck
and just like on the street and he was like
trying to get me to like donate to some environmental
he would. Yes, he's Whole Foods for sure. I look twice,
like he probably buys that creepy cereal from Whole Foods. Also,
you know the one like the monkey that's like and
you're like, who buys that? It's probably him? He looks

(45:26):
like he'd always be down to smoke weed with me,
but he would never have any. Yeah, he would never,
like he would never ye, yeah, he's like, oh you wouldn't.
He'd be like telling me how environmentally awful to grow,
you know, like the growing of the weed is. So
he can't buy it, but he does when Yeah, that's
fair to say, well, yeah he does say that. Actually,
to your point about Eddie bullying him in a way, like, um,

(45:48):
he like can't perform if Eddie's watching, like later on
in their classic dramatic docking like they he like can't
figure out how to tie lines even though he's been
doing it so far because Eddie's watching him, Like he
starts to fumble and gets nervous and just funs up
and then all of a sudden, it's just like one
more point against him. And it's like that doesn't help

(46:08):
his anxiety of having to perform on this job. And
I don't know, but yeah, but your boss isn't responsible
for like making you feel comfortable enough to tie your rope, right,
you know, he just doesn't have a chance. When your
boss sleeps four inches from your face, he better be

(46:29):
a little more hands on a little nicer to me. Yeah,
well that's true. Yeah, I mean if he if he
was saying, like, Eddie's being mean to me and I
can't concentrate, but he's like, I just do everything wrong,
and then I don't know. It's hard. It's hard to
pick sides this season, honestly, because it's Eddie and then
this kid seems so nice, and then it's stuff that
I can't bring myself to really care about. Like in
the past seasons that's been real stuff, or at least

(46:51):
real personality stuff. We're in this it's just like, Wow,
it's just like some sweet kid who doesn't know what
he's doing. You know, let's get rid of everyone else there.
Dad just died. Yeah, Usually that there is usually something
like that, or yeah, the kid they left or something,
and this time they just have a guy who just
wants to help turtles. Let's just you know what my
hope is this. Let's let's hope he gets fired next

(47:13):
week and they just bring Riley back, just for a
third season. Just bring give us Riley, the most unlikely
person to ever come back at all. God. Actually, on
that note, let's take a quick commercial break because I
forgot to do that's how we do it, very unprofessional.
We'll be right back and we're back, okay. Actually, I

(47:39):
really like James and Issy's relationship. It's come a long way.
I think they're really funny together. Um. But James says
it's Izzy's fault that Shane is like so annoying now
because she told him to step it up, which I
thought that was a very funny point cause it's like, yeah,
it's true, she was like step it up. And now
every five minutes Shane's on the radio like like do
you need me to do something? Do you need this something?

(48:00):
And it's just like, it's true, is he? And She's like,
what was I supposed to tell them to like funk off?
And it's like wow, yeah, I'm just not say anything
at all. Yeah, I mean she just got there. Yeah. Um. Also,
Francesca's favorite stew we come to learn is ash because
they're just aw see girls, they're just girls. She's just
like me, that girl. Give her an eye and she'll

(48:23):
eye and something. Give her a cup, she'll drink out
of it on me. We are just the same blood girls,
girls girls, And I love Ashling's Australian accident. It's one
of those, like she has like that really round the
way of talking where she inserts rs into things, like
she'll insert like an oar into the word home, like
I can't wait to go home. Yeah she is. I

(48:47):
wonder if she's from like yeah or somewhere just like more.
But I feel bad because like Elizabeth, Elizabeth so sweet,
but she's just so she's just a dummy. I'm not
sure Elizabeth is even that sweet, to be honest, I'm
not sure what she's really bringing at this point. She's

(49:08):
kind of like, um, she's like just they're she sort
of like floats around and she does everything slowly and
doesn't do anything really very well, and then she complains
about like stuff that she really shouldn't be complaining about.
She's not like a mean person, but she's not like
I feel like with Shane at least, I'm like, oh,
I see the sweet side of Shamee. But Elizabeth, I'm
just like she's like a jellyfish. And yeah, like this

(49:30):
like this week when she said I mean that, she
totally yelled at me, Like she totally yelled at me
in front of everybody, and that's just not cool. There's
ways to talk. She did not yell at you. She
was like, oh, now let's talk about this. I'm going
to need you to check on people every ten minutes.
Are you okay with it? Elizabeth Chick? Oh yeah, well yeah.

(49:51):
She's like literally like busy talking to Izzy about like
how mean Francesca is her. She's like half the time
she's not too her job because she's sulking about how
like the energy is not good enough around her. And
then it's like, why don't you just focus on doing
your job and then the energy will get better, Honey.
You can't just sit around and be like I don't know,

(50:12):
like I don't know if she likes me. And then
someone spend much time crystals and auras and chakras and
still have absolutely no idea how to go through that. Well,
I find that those the people who are really emotionally
like other people who are like I needed crystal. I
love crystals because it's like the alternative to heroin. You know,

(50:34):
it's like you can't just like be funked up all day,
apparently some people, and so they're like, you know, crystals,
I'll do it, crystal, put a crystal in your titty,
and you're like, this will guide me that's right. She
had rocks in her head and that's right. Well okay,
So back to the caviard drama. Captain Lee he has

(50:56):
to give the guests this incredibly what looks like the
most bore ring door of a boat I've ever seen.
He's just like, this is where the horn goes off.
If you hear the horn, yeah, it probably shouldn't be here.
I'm like, okay, and then um he says he's buying time,
and he's like, if that, if that caviar doesn't show up,
I'm just sitting here with my dick in my hand. Classic. Yeah,

(51:20):
this is below deck and you that could be true
with the cast of men that have been throughout this
show or through this show, like, don't even say it,
don't even joke about it. No one is satiating hunger
with caviar. It is unimportant to a meal, have it later,
It does not matter. Yeah, I would say, I agree.

(51:41):
I think you just go forward and be like you
can insert it like in between course and and now
is our caviar course. Yeah, but Rachel couldn't handle that.
Rachel has the personality of someone who like if one
little straw or like piece of something is out of place,
like you were going to suffer because Rachel is Yeah,
she can't handle that. She had a plan if the

(52:03):
plans have order, like she was an r O T C.
Like a person. Yeah, she had a plan to be
the most important model in the country. Yeah, that's actually
let's talk about that. So was that that seems like
an episode of America's Worst Cooks where they're like, this season,
we're doing unlikely models. I don't know, she was hot.

(52:26):
Oh my god, she looks so hot. I only saw
a bit of it because they showed it on Watch
What Happens Live last night and I have to catch
a bit, and I was like, damn, was that. Do
you guys remember what season she was? He said it
was the third or fourth cycle. Yeah, I seem to
remember her vaguely being on there. It was like a
long time ago. And I was like so surprised because like,
she has the same voice and she looks the same

(52:48):
And I was like, Ronnie, it's the same person, you idiot.
But whenever I see somebody younger, I'm like, oh my god,
they're so different. But her, I was like, Wow, she
has the same face, the same voice. She's just like
Rachel from that other so she literally says she just
says it was just something to do try out for
America's Next Top Model. Is like, that's confidence because I

(53:09):
could not just casually be like, you know what, I'll
try I'll try off for like a really popular modeling
show where I have to walk in my underwear. Was
that as far as I know, that show invented the
term cycle? I think so. Yeah. In terms of the season,
I believe. I think you're right because they had multiple

(53:29):
seasons in a in a year, and so they had
to make up that term. Yeah. Did they also coin smiles? Yea,
almost did they did that? Did Tyra Banks? Right? Oh? Tyra?
She also coined, I mean just I guess it's just

(53:51):
the most dramatic host on Earth. Like you don't really
see hosts like Tyra anymore, Like it's always about the
contestants bring in the drama. But were waiting her or
just like when she did the like acting exercise where
she's like, I just don't feel well, I'm my low
blood pressure and then she's like a Tira mail like

(54:14):
she had her own male system, she had her own
post office. She also invented one of the best things,
one of the best things of all time. That's what
she's said, which these guests fucking love. These guests say
that's what she said. They're also grown ass adults, man,
when I have never heard of grown as adults say

(54:35):
that's what she said. As much as these people, like
Captain goes like these computers have a bigger joystick than
I do, and they're like, that's what I love that
joke it was. There's no one who's ever had been
given a tour and they have not made a like

(54:57):
a sex joke. It never happens. Says things like I'm
gonna ate the grass. Like he talks in a way
that you're like, okay, dude, do you realize you only
speak like innuendos Like that's how he talks. It's hard
probably not to like like laugh in his face, in
his ear, swallowing a swallowing I tell by the time,

(55:17):
I'm den whoa, whoa, whoa, I cannot wait till Maryanne's
tell all, Marianne. I feel like I feel like Maryanne
has a tell all in her She's she's that type
of she's that type of lady where she's got like
some mystery to her. You know, she's like, do you
want to talk? I feel like there's definitely something there

(55:40):
that we're going to get to one day. She should
write her own book. I know Captain Lee has his
book because he's always like it's on his shoulder every
time he does watch What Happens Live? Oh have you
read it? I haven't started reading it yet, but I
do have it somewhere where. I have it on this
shelf here somewhere. But yeah, I should have brought it
over here. I could have read past your shoulder like

(56:01):
he does on every appearance he has on. You have
to cover up pictures of your loved ones with your book.
I've got it there, I'll get it. Running Against the Tide,
Running Against the Tide? Where you sent this as journalists?
Um so he Captain Lee came to one of our
shows actually acting. Okay, Captain Lee, Running Against the Tide,

(56:25):
True Tales from the stud of the Sea, Random True Tails.
My job was in the wheelhouse, driving the goddamn boat,
I damn it. The Captain would often oversee leaving the
dock and bringing it back to the pier, but he'd
rarely drive once we were under way. God damn lazy
puppy on a porch. If you asked me nowhere, there

(56:46):
wasn't a ton of cutting edge navigation computers have a
better joystick than I got. Goddamn it, you know. I
actually I got Kate's book. K Chastain's book. I bought
it online because it was six dollars, so I got
an e copy. But I think I have to which

(57:06):
I read very easy read. I recommend if you guys
want to get K Chastains really isn't an easy read.
It's called like Lucky Charm or something like that. I forgot,
but I gotta get Captain Lee's book. I do really
like reading these people's book because it's I don't know,
they're they're just interesting people to me. Did you read
Riley's book? Oh god, her just being like fucked got it?

(57:37):
Book is just getting angry at you for wanting to
written a book. Who the fun are you to open?
My boy? Her story, her story, her like backstory of
like my parents, my my mom and his stepdad bought
a BnB and we were basically locked in a room
seven And you're like, oh dad likes and FedEx guy

(57:59):
at Christmas. Dude, you're all trauma that is not good.
I don't like that explains a lot why she wants to,
um like fight against everyone her. She's the best. We
do need to bring her back enough. Which sunshine um
podcast idea. Um, just every episode you talk about a

(58:20):
different arrest of a Below Deck cast member. I think
you could go at least one full year. There have
been some good ones on there. Well, they drink a lot. Yeah, yeah,
goddamn it, you drink a lot, you get arrested, just
how it goes sometimes. Um. Okay, let's keep it moving somehow.

(58:41):
Um yeah, so okay, the caviar does arrive. Drama averted.
Classic drama on this show is oh god, will it happen?
What happened? Two seconds later? Everything's fine. She does drop
Rachel just drop a little bit of the caviar. Yes,
you know, that's what happened. When something's too important to you,

(59:01):
do you know how many babies have just ended up
on the kitchen floor. That's why he cares too much.
You cannot care so much about one thing. That's why
Shane has problems. He cares too much about those ropes.
Yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah, also, like outside of Rachel's
like horse girl, vibes like she um, she has like
a great chef. I gotta say, like, I was very

(59:23):
impressed by her dinner. I don't like how she delivers.
When she comes out and tells you what's on the plate,
it's almost a little too like it's kind of military.
I don't know, it's very like it reminds me of
like RCC. Yeah, she's very stiff, and she's like, what
you're looking at is a bone marrow which has feta
cheese in it. Like it's like really. Then yeah, she's like,

(59:46):
and you put the black pepper inside of it to
break down the fat because you're got more on you
can't figure out how did you? Yeah, I don't need
a full breakdown of salt, fat, acid, heat, right. I
think that she is doing a very good job because
a lot of times we've seen on this show where
people don't like the food just because they're idiots. You know,
like last year when they were like, oh my god,

(01:00:08):
what this uncooke loves to tell that's disgusting and he's like,
it's poached. What did you say? Either poster was like
suvite or something, and yeah, it's like he needed to
come out and say I've done this, Suvi. That's how
the queen locked it. Who I happen to know quite well,
you know, then he's just like bashed his fist through

(01:00:30):
the window because truly, h like, you have to explain
to them why it's good because they're literal idiots. Most
of the people who come on these well that was
the crew of like really old guys and then the
young girls. And the girls will be like, okay, I'm
just take a quick picture of my ass. No one
can see a camera. Yeah, they were in the hot tub. Yeah,

(01:00:52):
he's just taking pics. Hated it is Rachel for money,
because that's that's the fun thing on this show, is
like everyone is here because they had other options in life.
And then the cook is always the chef is always like, well,
you know I was raised you know I went to Oxford.
You know I studied under Gordon Ramsey. It wasn't like
chef Ben would be like, um, I grew up with

(01:01:14):
Harry and will Y. Yeah, that's that's still caused it.
The one time he cried on the show, as he
was like, you don't on the pressure of boarding school
starting to cry. Remember that, who's a famous artist? Are
we talking about Ben now and he's like as a famous,
famous all things. So it's a little difficult for me

(01:01:34):
to get respect to that family, but I just keep
trying every day, literally day. He was also kind of
an alcoholic. They're all just such drinkers. We have yet
to come across someone who's like, oh, no, no, no,
I'm sober. You like, these people are going to kill you.
Cat Cat got sober, you know, she's just started drinking less.

(01:02:00):
He was sober, I like, not drinking or do you
mean he just didn't get drunk with them a lot.
Sorry when you said you said sober, and I was thinking,
I was thinking, knows what Vegas night is, and I was, yeah,
go poor Chico never had a chance. I always when
I think, I loved that he went to Vegas before

(01:02:22):
the reunion because he's just like, yeah, he had already
been to Vegas in the reunion. When he asked, yeah,
He's like, I had to finally go check it out. Yeah,
well they have this is my life. Every single kind
of food in Vegas. That's the fun of it. You know.
It's like I imagine he went to Vegas and they
served him everything he made, and he was so pissed
was like moca okay, okay, I always want some moose

(01:02:50):
coca whatever. That's from my big fat Greek weddings where
she's like a child and she's like cock some kid
goes moose coca and then that's how I feel about Kiko,
poor Keiko powetko. All right, so let's get to the sweeto.
Who is who cooked for us? Dark? Yeah? Not worth it? Yeah,

(01:03:16):
I can't. I can't marry that. In my head, this
beautiful soul just on a boat cooking for there's someone
in Russia who just loves Mukeka is like, can I
have more of that Mukka? Or as Hannah would say,
here's some mkucko or whatever. It's like Bugsy learnings, Oh God,

(01:03:38):
have who haves n Harris? It's like, relax, I can't
have you doing this, which I do think? Do you
guys think bugs he's taken over chief stew position of season?
Are of many? I think? So? Oh yeah, idea, it's interesting.
I don't know. I do. Do you think she's not
to bring her back? Hard? I they will, but I

(01:04:04):
am not necessarily the biggest Bugsy fan, So how would
have they brought Hannah back. Wouldn't that be hilarious. Hannah's
really over it now, could you imagine bringing her back?
She's just holding up baby baby. I would say, bring
her back, but make her co chief stew with bugs Bugsy,

(01:04:24):
Bugsy and Hannah Coe. They would come back. They'd be like,
so something happened, Bugsy must have she just disappeared one
night on the boat. Lara back instead, I'm jeus Nala.
She wouldn't remember her in Pete's relationship, acting as if

(01:04:45):
like he's like crying after she left, as if they
had known each other. Okay, this is what this is
the season I need to see. I need to I
need to read this book what happened? Because they were
setting up on this show that something happens between Laura
and him, Like why because why would they keep going
to those phone conversations if not, like if it wasn't

(01:05:06):
leading to something, and then we never got any well
idea what it was. Then he posted some racist ship
on his Instagram and they were like, cut oft guy,
Oh my god, yeah, surprising. He was also a father.
He just weirdo. The unit. The unit. Yeah, I don't
know if anything was going to come of that or
if they just kept showing those texts to show how

(01:05:28):
crazy he was because that was that was nuts. He
was like, I'm missing you, I'm missing you. Oh yeah,
oh Laura Pete. All right, let's get to the best
part of this episode where the guests have a weird
like I don't know if it's like it's a tradition

(01:05:48):
where they pour wine out of like crafts into their
faces and not even their mouths necessarily. It seems like
for the most part, they're just pouring red wine all
over their face. Um. One like British guest Justin I
took a bunch of screenshots because he looked like a
goddamn fool, like he was just like and it was
just all over his It looked like he looked like

(01:06:10):
a vampire because it's like his face was all bloody looking.
And I was just like, what what is fun about this?
Just pour wine on your face and you're like, guys,
we have so much fun. Yeah. I've just been in
service too long to see that and be okay with it.
I was like, how there you that scene? It's like,

(01:06:30):
now I have to clean this up. Yeah, And that
same group of people was like, we need the most
expensive caddy yard. You're like, you don't deserve it. You
don't deserve it. How is Captain leet able to take
part of that if he's not supposed to drink on
charter or did captains have different rules? I definitely thought,
whoa Captain Sandy is sitting at home piste off right

(01:06:52):
now watching this because he did a lot of things
in this episode actually that I think she was probably like, um,
you know, like when I twitching violations of maritime law. Yeah,
I just felt like she's probably home freaking out that
he's sitting around drinking with the gas and then his
his people were talking about drinking on the boat, like

(01:07:12):
when he was like I need to drink on the boat,
I'll just I just love the bad aspect of it
or whatever. James, Yeah, I wonder how, like Judge, they
get with each other. Lee and Sandy, Yeah, with each other.
They can't be in the same room. Sandy so like
micromanaging like claws in and Captain Lee's like, if you

(01:07:34):
talk to me, I'm babysitting you and that's that you're fired,
you know. Like it's such polar opposites of how they
like Captain like Captain Lee doesn't give a ship if
you have a passion for yachting. But Captain Sandy, it's
like all she brings up to usually I just don't
see the passion in your eyes. Have you asked me
to steer the bullet not? When single time? I feel

(01:07:57):
like that's all she needs is for someone to be like, God, Sandy,
you just steer this boat so well, would you show me?
That's it? You're You're going to be the captain of
kindival creasing, that's it. Yeah, Yeah, that's like what she
made Maliah. She was like, you will be the perfect
narc you will do everything you need and on top
of that, I'm going to force you to be a lesbian.

(01:08:18):
I'm going to out you in a cameo and then
you will follow in my footstep. It is truly. Captain
Sandy is something else they don't. They don't even captain anymore.
They just come back once a year to do this
television show and then there's I don't think they have
the passion. There's only one captain with passion, and that's
Captain There's a lot of a lot of a lot

(01:08:40):
of adorable passion. Well, he has to have more passion
he's a passion for making cookies and a passion for
driving that. You know, you can't not have passion when
you're a Captain Clenning because everybody will fucking die. That's
not something where you're just like we'll just put it,
put it on auto pilot for a while, we'll get there.
You know. That is like, oh, tsunami's coming. We could
all die, okay. It is the most diagonal show on TV.

(01:09:05):
It is the worst, the worst place to have, Like
it is just broken glass everywhere, Like I don't know
how to fill the TV show. On that boat, it
was like like drawers were constantly opening up and things
were falling over and they had no room and the
kitchen was so tiny and the rooms were so tiny.

(01:09:26):
I'm like, where how do they have the camera crew
on here? Well, they're like, this is a supery odd experience,
but be careful. You will step on broken glass. And
it's like this is not nice. I don't know why
don't the child prove those cabinets or do they like
a hook goes in but no one is ever ready
in time for them to like that was like a

(01:09:47):
surprise tilt. You know. Yeah, well I think it's because
Captain Glenn is so small as his voice can't be
heard over the radio. He's like, but he keeps he
keeps saying that. It's like it's literally the only thing
that separates this from another odd experience is that you
feel like you're going to die for a few minutes
and they have to have Yeah. Also, the high ranking

(01:10:10):
officials on that boat were French Canadians, so that adds
another element of mystery and danger, you know, because you
can't you can't understand them when they just never know
when they're gonna start seeing Selen Dion, you know, and
that keeps you on edge. I was literally just talking
to someone how I've seen Selein Dion in Vegas four

(01:10:30):
times because my dad is obsessed to a point where
I had to opt out of going. I really can. Yeah,
my dad came back from Seline in Vegas and he
was like, you know, what do you know Selene Dion said, yeah,
he goes she is really talented. Alert. I've spent a

(01:10:54):
good amount of time in Montreal just because that's where
a lot of stand up comedy is. And uh, I
know every time I have interaction with someone, um, they
say something in French and then you say I don't
speak French, and then in perfect English, they say, okay,
what do you need? And I'm like, we have to

(01:11:16):
do this dance every time. I just have to prove
it to me every single time. Let's take a quick
break and then we'll come back and we'll finish this
show out all right, We'll be re bing, all right,
and we're back. Okay, this has been such a half

(01:11:39):
ass recap, but who cares not. But it's also it's
right now, you know, like it's just kind of the
season of Below where you're like, well, should we talk
about French Canadians. There's not much going on this season,
so it's whatever, So like this is okay. Ash calls

(01:12:02):
her mom and this is the first mention of coronavirus
we get, and they give the little date and they
say it's February. We're getting close to the end. And
then her mom's like, get yourself a mask and then
um and and actual like yeah, I totally like I'll
get myself a misk and her terrible Australian accent and
then she says she left Australia. When she left Australia

(01:12:25):
to come take over for isy or whatever. They knew
about coronavirus. So she's like, Wow, we're just like hoping
it's not as serious as people are making it out
to be. Yeah, and You're like, weren't we all great?
I mean, god, that's how I was at that time.
We were supposed to be traveling, and I was like,
we're still doing this, right, And he's like, I don't
think that we're going to be able to do that,

(01:12:46):
And I was like, what's the big deal. I mean
they there's always something like this every couple of years,
and it's always fine, and I just thought everything was
going to be fine. And then when they were like no,
the world is shutting down, and then Lady Gaga came
on TV to do a concert for us, AT was like, Okay,
now it's going to be serious for like another month, right,
and then everything will be fine. Yeah. We were on

(01:13:07):
feb one, I think we were in Kansas City or
something like that. We were in Kansas City or Omaha
doing a show, so we were fully traveling during that time,
and um, yeah, I mean it's so funny to think
that we all knew about coronavirus coming, but we all
were just like yeah, cool. Well, we didn't know. Nobody
knew how bad it was going to get. No. I

(01:13:29):
expected the world to just change as much as they had. Like,
no one's like, oh my god, the world is totally
going to change. Yeah yeah, I mean we did. We
were we were too young for the black plague, you know,
like we didn't get that. Well even back then, they
were like having parties. That's how they all fucking got it.
And I know this because of the musical Secret Garden

(01:13:50):
where they're all at a party and they all die
of a black plague. At one time, I think it
was a black Thanks musicals. Wow, I wasn't. In middle school.
I was in a play called The Plague Town and
I played a priest in a medieval town that was
being ravaged by the plague. And in the end, um
everyone just had to pray and everything turned out right,

(01:14:13):
just like they said. And the corona, Yeah, that was
basically the conversation with her mother. I was like, well,
all right, well get a mask, but good luck. You
see a new person every few days and you don't
know where they've been by it's just like okay. So yeah,
the night ends with Elizabeth getting in trouble with Francesca

(01:14:34):
for being distracted and hurting, like everyone hates me. The energy,
the energy, and it's like, just do your job and
pray that coronavirus moves faster and this season ends quicker. Okay,
that's all you got, but it is officially the next day.
Oh you like that? Yeah, just a little some thing. Well,

(01:15:00):
you guys have made her so happy an ideal. I
just had a little self I haven't given her any
compliment like that. Nick doesn't acknowledge her. No, I wanted
to make it sound like it's like a fairy tale,
because nothing's real on a super yot people live in

(01:15:21):
completely different universe than anyone else. Well, anyway, Shane is
he's laid to deck because of course he is. Shane.
His phone died overnight because the night before he was
face timing with his girlfriend. Oh god, yeah, that that
poor guy. Like I feel like I've just been that
guy so many times. Whe I'm like, sorry, my phone

(01:15:41):
wasn't flunked in. Where are you mad at me? I'm
more mad at myself than you could be at me.
His poor girlfriend, I mean whatever, she's her on the
phone was like so like everyone is having issues with
their like boyfriends, but like not us. I think she
was totally hinting around, right, like you're not cheating on me,

(01:16:04):
like right, because everyone's having such a hard time, but
like not us, We're so happy. I was like, it's
because you don't see each other, it's easier. And then
he fell asleep. Yeah, and then she's like Shane, Shane,
are you asleep? Shane? It's like what did he worked? Did?
He literally was like I just worked six like literally
a sixteen hour day and you're like, babe, baby, but babe,

(01:16:30):
and then his phone died and he was laid to
work the next horry. Oh poor guy. He's literally like
stupid Shane. Stupid Shane. It's like I was half expecting
him to start punching himself. Yeah I know. And then
at that Eddie, Yeah, he'd probably feel at that too.
Eddie was super mean by just not saying anything, like

(01:16:50):
he didn't yell at him, and then Shane's like, come on,
are you gonna yell at me? Come on, bro, don't
you have anything to say to me? Come on? It
was the old I'm not mad, I'm just to sa pointed. Look,
it's like, what do you want me to say, yeah,
is he, on the other hand, killing it, killing it
as a dead hand. I love it. It was weird

(01:17:11):
to me that she was like slower than molasses as
a stew yet can literally do everything as a dead hand.
She's just that unmotivated, it is, and I think that
you just don't have to move maybe as quickly it's
like you can. I don't. I don't know what it is,
but Eddie loves her. But Ben was saying earlier that
it's probably just standing next to Shane, you know, oh, oh,

(01:17:33):
for sure. She's just like a house plant. You know,
you just you just have to puts in the right light,
and you know, like she found her light and now
she's blossoming and and she's not an indoor plant, that's all. Yeah,
she's not. She's not necessarily, but she's like a succulent
like she's still alive, yeah, and doing well. I am
to go downhill any sex. Yeah, I mean after she

(01:17:58):
talked about that like autoimmune distort her, she got where
she basically her whole body shuts down. That was not
fair because they show her moving moving slowly and then
everyone's commenting about how slow she is, and then everyone's
making fun of it for weeks and then it's like
and then I have a very serious, deadly Dissa's like,
come on, She was like I had to learn to

(01:18:19):
walk again. I was like, what the Yeah, it wasn't fair.
That wasn't cool because we had already all bag bombing
so slow. Yeah. Then she's like no, no, like literally,
like I I still suffer from it. Yeah, being paralyzed. Yeah,
the way she brought it up, she was like, I
was paralyzed once. Yeah, Actually that didn't hurt as much

(01:18:40):
as the time as I got paralyzed. I know. She
waited until she's putting up that tent. She's like, is
now the time to drop the bomb? Yeah? Yeah. If
I was paralyzed once ever in my life, you know,
that's the first thing I would bring your toe. You'd
have to leave what I have. I have an active
cancer store right now, and I'm I'm shocked. I haven't

(01:19:00):
brought it up until this moment. Ambasol use an AMSTU
canker cover. You ever use canker Cover's okay, okay, I'll
check it out. I don't know about it. Can't cover.
You put this thing on the canker store and it's like, seriously, guys,
oh my god, we have to talk about You can

(01:19:22):
check out the rest of this conversation on my other podcast,
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Fans Guys, Canker Anchors. So it's time for a below
deck original classic over dramatic docking. So you know this

(01:19:47):
is the boat going to sink. This is my favorite
part because he's like, god, my stern dress stares out.
Oh no, the wind, Oh god, I can't see anything.
There's my fender. Like it is every time it works
out as if Captain Lee is not a like world
class captain who's done this a thousand times, Like I

(01:20:10):
don't have control of this dingling and then the winds
coming and I'm gonna die and the fenders aren't in
the right place. Also, how the thrust I feel like
every time they're like the thruster went out. I'm like,
how much does this boat cost? Why do we have
this issue every time with the thruster? Do we not
have the right tech for the thruster to not go out?
Remember the interior design? Do you do you really think

(01:20:33):
of a boat that tack and the inside is gonna
have any good technology on that engine room. So it's
like any engineer who goes and it's like, this is
incredibly tacky. They're not paying for the good stuff. And
I love how he asks like who did the wrong stuff,
like he doesn't know it was Shane. Yeah, well yeah,
so they docked the boat. Fine, everything's fine. It works out,
except for like the weird line tying, which in the

(01:20:57):
moment Shane freaks out because he doesn't know Eddie's looking
at him. Oh no, and I don't know. I alwaysly
didn't really understand what went wrong other than Shane looked confused.
So I was like, oh, I guess this is bad.
I guess you weren't listening to Captain Lee when he
said if you put this line on here and then

(01:21:17):
put the crisscross line and they are on golden, I
guess you're not listening either. Yeah, goddamn. It's like, oh
my god, I'm gonna go right about this in my journal.
So he likes skulks off at this little book and
he's like lines, lines, crisscross trade wind. I love his
journal and he's like, ther journal, it's me again, your bud, Shane.

(01:21:42):
It's very affective handwriting. Also, I like that he also
kind of reads it back to himself. He recites it
back to himself to be good. Well, it's better to
recite it back because if he wrote any more than
he needed to, he'd be wasting paper. Oh my, I
hope that that notebook is biodegradable. I know that better

(01:22:04):
not be a pleatherass noteback. I'll tell you that. Yeah,
those pages better not be derived from trees. Those are safe,
I think unless they're like palm palm oil Brazilian. They are.
They're made from whale fat. These trees. Are those styrofoam

(01:22:25):
pages stupid. He's just like, I don't even Eddie or
not Eddie Shane is. Shane is an interesting guy. Um.
I would love to hang out with him once, just
wants in person to get a true feeling of what
he's like, and then potentially never see him again in
my life. Yeah, no, he would. You'd you'd email you

(01:22:46):
a lot, just so you know. He would just check
in to be like, hey, did you get those paper straws?
I said, yeah, and you'd probably be put on his newsletter.
Sorry god, he has He probably has a newsletter and
you'd be on it. Updating you on what did you say?
In the after show that he he uh. Anikin asked
him what his job was and he was like, I'm

(01:23:07):
an environmental influencing um uh an environmental influencer. Like he
couldn't even he didn't even know how to say what. Yeah,
I guess he's trying to be an influencer. I didn't
get that far. I just watched it a little bit
to watch Andy just say over and over, well they James,
we got a question from the or whatever your name is, Shane,

(01:23:29):
we got a question from the audience today. You're really stupid.
What do you think about that? And he's like god
every time and he spoke to him. It was about
what a moron he was. I was cracking, but then
I was like okay. He was like, you have no regrets,
no regrets at all, no regrets, and Shane is like

(01:23:49):
not capable. He was just like, uh no, I think
I did my best and that was the best I
could do. My favorite question for Shane was when Andy
Cohen I was like, okay, um, next question to the
Salt Lake City guys in our audience, talk to me
about real house minds. And He's like that we were talking.

(01:24:10):
We're not talking to me anymore, okay, I do. He
also is like, are you guys together and they were
like no, we're in Salt Lake. And he's like, mm hmmm,
what is weird interaction? He also like you could tell
he's a little like his little salty that night because
this girl, Rachel responds to this girl being like, Hi,
how are you Rachel? And Rachel was like, yeah, I'm good.

(01:24:31):
And then uh and he's like, we're on a TV show. Okay,
I love when he hates the callers. He's like, yeah, Andy,
I love you. You have changed my life. Yeah, hurried up,
hurrad up, come on your question, your question? Yeah, okay.
So the episode ends where we learned that they got

(01:24:53):
a twenty k tip. Yeah. Yeah, that's good for the
trial lawyer who slept. How much do you guys? How
much do you guys think the tip was before Captain
Lee got his mits on it? Oh my god, million
dollars probably. Yeah. Nick has convinced Captain Lee takes off

(01:25:17):
the top a little skin. Where's the captain? He should?
He doesn't. Those gold bracelets don't just appear on his
personalized license plates? Are not free? Does he have. Yeah,
he's always posing in front of his like he's got
like a really nice Lexus and his Instagram. He's like,
look at me in front of my Alexis. This is

(01:25:38):
Captain Lee. I forgot about that. That's right, he is.
I'm gonna get a personalized license plate, says Captain Glenn. Yeah,
do that for him. It's not an Angle Central Vampire
and somebody else for your own for their name on
your license. Like Captain Glenn kind of makes me sad

(01:26:00):
because I just remember him being like, oh whatever. I
walk by like a wedding store with my girlfriend. I
cover her eyes so she doesn't get any ideas, and
I'm like, dude, like, come on, man, you're this is
okay to settle down at this spoiling and come on it.
But he's like, you know, he he's married. He doesn't
want to make Iron. Byron God. Byron is the m

(01:26:20):
v P. He was so funny. Byron is the only
person who should not have been on this show because
he is too competent and too regular and too normal.
It's like, all right, we're going out. You want to
go out with you fucking Byron? I have a family.
I did it I have not like you guys, I'm
not wanted by the law. Yeah, Byron is like the

(01:26:41):
mic I can spike that are usually on below deck
where you see them for like two seconds and then
they go under the boat and you never see him again. Yeah,
we call them the ghost Darien unless they're going to
offer you a passage across the sea crossing with rob
being like know what I should do or I should

(01:27:04):
know to go? Oh god, it's like, yeah, you should
continue to have your soul sucked by Jess, who's going
to kill you in your sleep if she sees you
interact with a woman that's a I'm surprised he went
to Bali, but I think as soon as they got
off the boat, like there was no way he was
not going to Bally because she probably like like put

(01:27:26):
a handcuff on him, cuffed him too, the like uh
what is it the bed and then was just like
you stay here until the flight to Bally and then
like he had to go with her, like he never
had a chance with her, Like when she got him
off the boat and away from everyone else, like talking
sense and day, she was never going to let him
get on that plane. She definitely would have called up

(01:27:46):
the airline with like a bomb threat in Rob's voice.
Those two like they were both so crazy that I
they were just both so bad. I didn't even want
to listen to it either one of them. At the end,
I was like, can we just fast forward this? I cannot, Okay,
you made this terrible. I've never had anyone see me

(01:28:07):
the way that you do. God, you see me, I
see you, we see we speak the same in March,
Who's heading you? In Mother Butter must of course, I

(01:28:34):
was singing the famous song Zombie by Miley Cyrus. I
did think someone on Reddit called him a Civil War
ghost and I thought that was like the spot like
he truly the undead um. Okay, Yeah, So the episode
basically ends with Captain Lee calling Shane to the bridge

(01:28:55):
to have a conversation with him, which I think means
he stays for the Red this season because Captainly is
always threatening to fire people, but it only like he
has to have about like five or six conversations with
you before he finally fires you, like he didn't fire
Chandler forever. Like I was like, come on, Captain Lee,
you gotta fire this fool like we got and then

(01:29:16):
he's already lost one one deck hand or one crew
member whatever the seasons, which maybe to bring him back.
Maybe he'll bring them that that guy back and get
rid of that's that's smart man. Whatever that guy's name was.
His name was Avery, and his grandma was clearly dying
of coronavirus. We thought it was the flu, but I

(01:29:37):
don't know. And then it was like that was this season? Yeah,
I forgot about that was the first episode was set.
It was one of those shows where they set him
up like he's the star and then they kill him
off in the final Yeah, it was like that movie
executive decision when they kill off, like was it Steven

(01:29:58):
Seagal in the beginning or someone like that? You know,
I know it's straight enough to know what you're talking
about right where we've come to on this podcast Boat Facts.
Oh yeah, it's time. Oh well, the episodes over next week,
potentially Elizabeth mixes bleached with soap, which almost they really

(01:30:21):
did make the season look more amazing. He's like, that
wasn't great. I actually stopped and rewound that preview five times,
like did this happen? What was it? Napalm? Mustard made
napalm Mustard gas right Jesus Christ's Oh she's an idiot.
All right, it's time for boat facts with Nickey Tasi

(01:30:44):
is going to tell us a boat fact that sometimes
it has nothing to do with built. You all know
that boats, uh float on water? Right? Did I go
back too far? Here's the thing, um, our planet is
not the only planet with water. What planet has roughly
the same amount of water and roughly the same size

(01:31:07):
largest ocean as Earth? Jupiter? Venus and what's your guess?
Maybe Mars? Okay, I don't know, you are all wrong.
I will tell you Jupiter's kind of the close Thank you, um. Pluto, Pluto,

(01:31:31):
it's not really a planet, oh you son of a
bit outday. It's not really a planet. Because if we're
playing the non planet game, couldn't we also say Titan
or Triton or one of those. Titan actually has way
more water than Earth. Yeah, it's a second only to

(01:31:53):
Gania mede um in uh in our social solar system.
She's also going to be a stew on the next
season to blow the academy. Right, all right, I'll leave
that there. That's bout facts with Niki t Well. Note
I went was Pluto did you Was it very hard?

(01:32:16):
Were you not ready for? Like what it's as if
the you know what I don't understand, like if you
didn't realize how hard Berkeley would be? Like how did
you get in? I don't get it. Um, maybe you
haven't been paying attention to the recent scantal know how
people get into college? Maybe man and ask her ass, right,

(01:32:40):
I know, I can't believe I like took the S
A T S myself. It's so annoying in retros. Yeah,
all you have to do to get your kid into
a good school is one week in jail. That's on
how much I know. My parents don't love me at all.
They were like do it yourself, And now now I
look back at them just shake my head. Though. I

(01:33:02):
will say one of the people who was it was
a soccer coach at USC. I'll tell you now who
got indicted for taking money for getting pretending these girls
or whoever we're on the team to get them in
for scholarships. It was a family friend who was shitty
to me growing up. So yeah, my dad told me.

(01:33:25):
My dad told me not to talk about it, But
I don't give a ship because he was the worst
growing for though it was it was your dad, my dad.
He wouldn't get me in, but he would take bribes
for everyone else was and would not even pay you
for you you need to work hard to get into college.

(01:33:46):
And I'm like, why are you driving nice cars? She's like,
shut up, um no, But it was the family. It
was the son of a family friend, and he he was,
oh my, he was just like my bully growing up,
you know, like you would hang out, like the parents
would hang out, and they'd force you to hang out
with the other people's kids and you're like, I don't
want to hang out with these kids. Anyway. He's indicted

(01:34:08):
and he's an asshole, so fuck um um okay, where
on that note, where can people find you guys and
follow you and listen to watch what crappens? Um? You
can follow us at watch a crappens on Instagram and
at what Crappens on Twitter, And then I'm at Ben
mandel cre on Instagram and on Twitter, and Ronnie's at

(01:34:31):
Ronnie Carram on Twitter on Instagram, and you just gotta
watch crappings dot com see links all all our good stuff,
and we're at patreon dot com slash watch a crappens.
It's just put watch it crappings in somebody somewhere and
click it. You'll find us. We're on all the platforms
and we're just at deckheads Pot on Instagram and Twitter,
and you can email us at deckheads pot at gmail

(01:34:53):
dot com. I will admit I have not checked that email.
I will I will one day, probably all from Adrian.
That's all Adrian like threatening me. I did respond to
her in my d M is like yuck okay, and
then like panicked and blocked her. But yeah, I'm at
Ana hosting and Nick is at Nick's Turners, and uh,

(01:35:14):
leave us a five star review if you feel like
your heart isn't it, leave me a goddamn boat facts right,
get back to our planet. Nick just wants to have
five star reviews with boat facts in it, so he
has to do less work for the show because he
does so much already. Take away the work from Nick

(01:35:35):
um and then buy our merch on te Public if
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up there. It's the holidays. Watch below deck listen to us. Okay,
we're all gonna hop on this tiny little boat now.
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