Season 8, Episode 7 with Lydia Popovich

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Deckheads, a production of IR Radio. Welcome to
Deckheads with your hosts Nick can Anna broadcasting from the
bottom of the boat below below deck whoa, I'm horny,
all ya talk all the time. I'm having a party.

(00:21):
We're shoveling cold to keep this show afloat. I love cocaine.
We're off the map in international waters. I need some trama.
Me hide that cocaine never in my nose. Should see
you know. I'm in an open relationship below deck me deckheads. Hey, Nick,

(00:50):
Hey Anna, how are you great? We are back for
another episode of deal Like, hey, joy, I did my
Eddie impression for you that I'm just like la la la, Okay, God,
we want him to be the old Eddie and who
says it's like he's aged a year or two. Get
over yourself, Eddie. Do your dumb Jim Carey impressions that

(01:12):
piss us off? Yeah, You're like, like, do fireman Bill?
And then he's like, what I will tell you about
is the history of the harbor in Baltimore for tugboats. God.
If I if I ever like kind of turned around
really quickly and elbowed Eddie in the face, I probably
wouldn't apologize. Has anyone ever been more of a dad

(01:34):
without kids than fucking Eddie the worst? Alright, well we're
here to discuss Below Deck Season A, episode seven, and yeah,
I guessed it. We have a goddamn killer of a guest,
this guest. As soon as they told me they watch
below Deck, I was like, we gotta have them on
because they are fucking it. They are the it factor

(01:58):
when it comes to Reality V recaps, which I don't
think we've ever recapped reality TV together before. But I
love you, So that's all that matters, is what I say. It, Okay,
all that matters to me. We are joined by one
of the funniest people on earth, Lydia Popovich. Oh my god,
it's so exciting to be here, truly, truly because I

(02:19):
love this show and it has been quite literally my
dirty little secret. Uh and now I can't not talk
about it and the fact that I haven't open forum
and it's going to be broadcast for other people to
talk about it, like, yeah, I'm out here, I'm out
I'm a fan. I love this show, Yes you do,
just like you know. We we chose to do this
as a bit of a business venture. Between Nick and I,
and it turned into just like a pure enjoyment, like

(02:42):
just pure joy for boats. I think it turned into
a nightmare for us personally, but I love just a
pure love of the boating genre. It's just such a
bizarre thing, you know. Like when I first all this show,
I was into it, and then I had a whole

(03:02):
like h with reality TV, where like, really I just
felt like Bravo was brainwashing me and was going to
be personally responsible for me making tons of bad decisions
in my personal relationships based off of what I was watching.
So I holly stopped watching it. Um and then you know,
I started doing comedy and things kind of change and
you next you know, you find yourself on the road.

(03:23):
Who's your only friend? Bravo? Yeah? Andy got that last
word on me, you know what I mean. Now I'm
in here watching these apps back hard realizing that so
many episodes have happened. Had to go back and watch
a bunch. But now now here I am fully up
to speed. I even watched that sailing one. Oh Do
weeted to talk about broken Glass everywhere. I will never

(03:44):
forget it. Who you know what I've always said? I said,
you know what a newborn baby needs to be on
a sailing boat, dude, I couldn't like. As soon as
that one happened, I was just like, is this the
weirdest white privilege I've ever seen? Where They're like, well,
I you have possibly change. We made yacht reservations. You
had a baby, ma'am. Oh, it doesn't matter. She'll have

(04:05):
to learn, she'll have to learn to accustom to the sea.
What are you doing. I've heard of rocking a baby,
driving a baby in a car, but a whole yacht.
Get out of here. Yeah, they said if I changed
the data, I couldn't be on Bravo. I had to come.
The whole time, I kept thinking about her stitches. I
kept thinking about her fucking just saggy parts and all

(04:26):
of the hurting that happens to like a lady's body
after she gives birth. Well, that a surrogate. There's no
way she physically gave birth, and she had a C section,
even where she'd have stitches, no matter, what's the stitches
without a C section? Okay, So the size of the
hole where the baby comes out does not well matched

(04:47):
with the size of the head. So some foker when
a child comes out of said hole, it riches a
new one. Quite literally, the perinium, if that's how you
pronounce it, the small piece of skin that separates your
vagina from your butthole gets torn open violently by the
head of your child or your doctor says, hey, we're
gonna snip it to let this kid out. That's actually better.

(05:07):
It's better if the doctor STIPs it, then he can
sell it back together and he doesn't have to gather
up all those raw edges that your kids don't just
blasted through your butthole. So it's like one lydia effort
describing child birth. I love it, and that's I've never
had anything. You know, us dudes are always worried about,

(05:28):
you know, the ladies sizes, and so I thought all
you could do before was demanded c section. But now
I found out there's this other thing you can do
where it's just a little snippy and then they sew
it back. I love that you think women are just
demanding c sections, and then women are like, yes, I

(05:49):
don't know, cut through the core of my body. Uh
like the mule, I am, yeah, right. Like I literally
had this this this conversation and with Lyary yesterday and
I said, you're going to get a c section, right,
And she's told me in no uncertain terms that she
would not be making that decision to do that. Yeah. Yeah,

(06:10):
No woman wants to have her body cut open because
then afterwards they stuff it and there's it's a whole
messy process. All I'm saying is a month after giving birth,
you shouldn't be on a goddamn yot especial a yacht
that tilts and your child could fly off of easily.
There's many factors to this. Also, again a sailing yacht,
not like in the sea everywhere. I cannot get over

(06:35):
how much broken glass is over all over sailing yachts.
Why would you like that? And why are why aren't
they more prepared? Like why doesn't everything have a suction
cup or like a piece of velcra want like they
didn't seem to be adequate latches on cabinets, Like the
whole thing seems fucked. They captain radios down. He's like, Okay,

(06:55):
we're about to sail, and everyone's like that means we
have forty five minutes, right, It's like the bully is
tilting now. I think I could save everyone's lives with
one word plastics. What plastic cups? Yeah? Just get some

(07:17):
plastic cups on there, I really think, I mean, is
that a luxury experience? Though if anyone is in the market,
they could fancy it up. The things they're doing with
plastic these days are criminal. Honestly, we don't want that.
If Shane could hear you, Oh, if I remembered his name,

(07:43):
I would have said it in that moment, but I
couldn't remember. Or Sunshine Sunshine man. All right, let's okay.
Actually I asked three questions to all our guests before
we begin, and the first one is when did you
start watching Below Deck? What was your first season? I
think the first season I ever saw was probably season two,
if I'm not mistaken, and I watched it, I was like, oh,

(08:04):
this is interesting. And then, like I said, I had
a little fall out with you know, with the whole
Bravo and the reality TV thing, and so I'd probably
say I came back in at season one because I
wanted to go back and start over, and then I
watched it kind of all the way through continuously. Nice. Okay,
so you're like us, you've seen the full what's the
word like compendium. Is that a way I think, but

(08:29):
it's not the right word, But I do cat catalog catalog.
There you go, you've seen the full catalog like us. Yeah,
absolutely definitely. I've actually considered going back and watching some
of the early ones because I remember, like I just
wanted to fall in love again. You're like, oh, I
really loved those ones. There's just been so many stinkers
that I want to go back and just see this

(08:49):
ship I really loved. Okay, But that takes us to
our next question, what was your favorite season ever? I
would probably say one of the seasons with Cat. She
was a drunken, big, tited mess and I loved her.
I just she was constantly a mess. She just was
like if Florida was a person, it's Cat. And I'm

(09:11):
just I love what Florida does, you know. I love
the interesting ways that they just like unseat life. So
for me, if Cat was in it, I think those
are those are definitely my favorites. Those are just And
also it was like the first time I saw someone
act that wild on TV that I was like, what
is happening? Yeah? And I love a good crier. I
love a person who cries when they're drunk. Yeah, I

(09:32):
just because it's like you're sympathetic to them, and then
they started crying. You're like, well, I guess I gotta
walk away. You're a mess. You don't know how to
handle this. Anybody that changes personality when they get drunk.
I like watching on TV. Yeah, being around not so much.
But if you have like a couple drops of booze
and there's a whole color shade change, Yeah, man, I'm

(09:53):
on board. Let's do that, and let's make sure you
have access to alcohol frequently. Now. I recently started watching
Party down South. Has anyone seen this? This is a
Sally and Salsano original. It was in the wake of
Jersey Shore. She started a southern white redneck version for CMT.

(10:19):
It went five seasons, but it's it's classic Sally and Salsana.
I mean, it is Jersey Shore set in the South,
and they on that show are the most violent drunks
that I've ever seen on television. Nothing compares. There is
not one moment of that show where the goal is
to not get as drunk as humanly possible and then

(10:42):
fuck like anyone, literally anyone. One scene they a guy
goes to the bathroom with this like sixty five year
old woman to make out with her, and then her
husband comes over and it's like, that's my wife in there,
and then they have to deal with that. But I
just like it's like they fight, they destroyed thouse, they

(11:05):
break everything, they break each other, they break bones, they
drink like a thousand beers a day, and it's just
it's next level. I do love a party scenario when
there's a wide varying age groups, when there is like
a sixty five year old married couple and then like
people in their twenties and then people and they're like
that's great, Like I love that. When the show they

(11:26):
were just they met him at a bar, everyone's like
twenty five years old. Okay, well, don't get my hope.
I would say a real sea party would be like that,
you know what I mean, where you're like, those are
our neighbors, and that guy sells us milk and that
guy has weed, and that guy's sister is hot. So
she brought her friends and one of them just got divorced.
But you know, I love it. I love that ship.

(11:48):
I'm here for it. That's awesome. Yeah, it's all I
ever want to watch on TVs for me to be
like what, honestly, I I'm back to that so hard.
Like I definitely blame Slash thank ninety fiance for pulling
pulling me back into the reality TV world, because it
was exactly that feeling that you expressed, and then I

(12:10):
just started reaching back for the things that I've always
loved her. I'm like, you know what you do like this?
You do like this? Like I even started watching Real
Housewives of Saltwake Salt Lake City because oh my god,
I had no idea. The other ones were not giving
it to me. But this one first episode, I was like, oh, honey,
I'm in this is great. I mean, I just I
like what's happening. But that's that's me in the pandemic. Man,

(12:30):
let's watch the what is fucking what? Yeah, there's a
freshness to Salt Lake City, like all the you know,
New York was kind of it was killing me a
little and then they kicked Arinda off and then now
Salt Lake City there's a freshness to the people, Like
I don't know what I'm gonna get. Like Miriam Crosby's
a cult leader allegedly allegedly, Please don't assue me allegedly,

(12:51):
but so allegedly. I've read the reddit threat The reddit
threads are good. They're so good. It's like she's not
even trying to hide it at all in any capacity.
She's like, yeah, I will be branding these bitches soon,
Like just yeah, it's crazy. And also I am not
entirely convinced that Whitney hasn't sucked one of those half brothers,

(13:13):
like they're just there's there's some that whole situation, like
she's a swinger. Like I don't care which how many
times she wants to say she's not sucking somebody her
husband is watching, you know what I mean. If she's
not swapping out, she's swapping on. I I don't Oh man,
I love that show so much. It's already such a
good season and they just began. Baby, I just want

(13:34):
to be able to be rich enough or not. You
know what, I don't even need to be rich enough.
Let's bring this down. It's not even about being rich.
It's about being ridiculous and ostentatious. I can't wait to
have a party and have a brunch and be able
to use beta fish tanks as individual play settings. That
to me, that is the most genius move beta fish.
There can only be one fish in the tank. It
you've got all these ladies in a tank to have

(13:56):
a conversation like meta, that's just man, Mary, You're a genius.
That's why she runs a cult. Yeah, allegedly, I don't
trust her. Okay. Our final question is who has been
your all time favorite cast member on this show. I mean,
that's I love Cat, but I can't. I feel like
I can't say all time because there's just people that

(14:17):
have been longer that have given me more. So, you know, definitely,
I think everyone agrees. Kat and Captain Lee. I mean
Captain Lee, I feel like we'll forever have my heart
if I'm really true and honest with myself. He's one
of the reasons why I stuck with this franchise so much.
And I immediately was like, this is great. I like
Captain Sandy at first, but she's a nark and I
can't get down. She's an ark. She just she's not

(14:39):
go in. She's not cool. I mean, there were cameras.
She didn't have a choice. Listen, Look, you don't want
to get caught up in the Malia bomb, all right,
She's sho take everybody down with her. I just want
Sandy and Malia to go off to the island of
Lesbo's together and just be happy forever. I mean that's yeah,
that's Sandy's dream for sure. It is. Are you kidding me?

(15:01):
She's like, Hm, I'm gonna try to she's gay for me. Yeah,
that is wild that she did that. Yeah, I think
it's got to be Captain Lee and Kid's great too, though.
I mean sure, just her epic countinginess will always have
a place in my heart. She's she's just and she

(15:24):
does it with such joy, you know, I appreciate that.
Oh yeah, okay, cool, We got your answers, and now
we're ready to begin. All right, guys, we are talking,
like I said before, Below Deck Season eight, Episodes seven,
and can I deposit before we get into this room? Yes?
What's up? This is the single bloodiest episode in the

(15:45):
history of Below Deck, man, is it not? It's possibly
three people go home in this same episode. That's what
I was thinking about when I watched as well. That's not.
I don't think that has ever happened before. I think
we've had too, but three is unprecedented. I've been waiting
for this season to pick up, and this episode finally

(16:06):
fucking picked up. Anna, Anna, Yes, hi, how are you
ask yourself? What number episode is it? It's number seven, Yes,
it's number seven right at seven eight nine. Yes. So
Nick has a theory, which we have proven correct, is
that the show each season pops off in episode seven

(16:29):
eight nine. You can always expect something in seven eight nine.
There's some seasons that are longer and shorter and the numbers,
you know, but in that yeah, oh, episode seven, come
on you mean, which makes sense in the arc? Right,
like we need somebody, especially since nobody's sucking anybody in

(16:50):
this season. Well yeah, that's so, no one's sucking anyone,
and so there's no there's no other way to have
any drama. People are just tense and sad. Yeah, see
how tends you have to be for just a preference
sheet to break you. All right, let's get into a
right let's all right? So we continue with Captain Lee

(17:11):
having one of his classic we need to talk conversations
with Shane after he basically tells Eddie, which I think
is the funniest things, Like, it doesn't matter if we
have Shane here or not. We're basically working with two
deck hands and Edie's like, yep, so um. He gives
him the classic there's so many classic Captain Leism's at

(17:34):
this point where he's like, I don't have time for
you to catch up, Spiel, and then you know Shane's fired.
Shane is fired, packs up and sends him on his way,
and in true Shane fashion, he in his I t
M decides he did not regret anything, and actually he's

(17:56):
counting it as a win. He did a great job.
Shane did a great job. He can't even fathom the
idea of him getting fired from somewhere, of him being
bad at some of course. God, he graduated from Berkeley
with honors. I loved when he told he's like packing
his stuff, and Eddie's like, he tells, Eddie, I'm sure
that I would have exceeded your expectations if you just
would have given me the chance, And he was like, bro,

(18:18):
you should have done that two charters ago. Like, also, no,
you would not have absolutely not Sunshine, Like I just
that kid, like you're right. Like he's been tutored through everything,
he has had his the doors held open for him.
He's been pushed through or handheld through everything. He's finally
told he's not good at something, him holding back the tears, Like,

(18:40):
what is he going to tell his family? Dude, his
family probably, I mean probably even know that he'll care
whatever his family agrees with him. His family is the
reason he thinks all of these things. Right, they're gonna
watch this together and think my son the only one
on there that was too good for this show. Oh god,

(19:02):
you're so right. I hate him. I mean whatever, he's
a sweetheart. I don't you know what, I don't care
if he's a sweetheart. He's dumb as fucking pain, and
he's a pretty white man, and I want him to fail,
like I just you don't want him, come, you don't
want to cross paths with him? Absolutely? Not. Absolutely. He's
also boring. He had zero to offer other than him
talking to himself, as he wrote in his journal, out loud,

(19:22):
to know one but himself. That's it. That's that's the
only that's the only thing that he offered. And I
don't that's not carrying me. Yeah, look, he literally is,
like I feel empty, but I gave it my all,
but virtually my all was not enough. So I'm gonna
go meet up with my girlfriend at the beach and
then he just leaves and it's like, what I should

(19:46):
have practiced my knots. Yeah, bro, you're going on a
boat he was. He was so empty headed. I don't know.
Good luck out there, Shane. I don't know what you know. Sometimes,
like you see this show and people just come on
and boats are like, I don't know. Like my friends
said I should try boating, and they're like, all right,

(20:06):
give it a shot. And then it works out fine
because they're like, yeah, you're new. And the industry is
all about training because it's a fucking revolving door because
it's a stupid job. I don't understand how, like it's
just weird how these certain like sort of niche industries
find this like Candra of people like I remember, Um,
I went to Chico State. That'll tell you a lot
about me. Um. And I remember a lot of people

(20:28):
when they were graduating or like about graduator in the
off seasons they would go to Alaska. Going to Alaska
to work on fishing boats was like this big thing.
It was like a through line from people who are
like at the recreation programs, like I have a b a.
In recreation arts, which is like what you have a
B A and pe. Congratulations, dumb, dumb, go on with
your life. But I just wonder like, is there certain
schools or just like they're like just it's just Florida

(20:51):
that they're like, hey, come live your life on a boat. Hey,
you're twenty, come to the boats. Like yeah, there's gotta
be like uh flyers above urinals where people Maybe it's
just like cocaine dealers that are like, hey, did you
know that you could fully travel around the Mediterranean and
all of the blow you want to are you trying

(21:12):
to are you trying to quit doing coke? You should
hang out with my buddy Captain Lee because he's gonna
throw you at Bucking jail. You've ever been to grease?
How about a Grecian jail? Yeah, I guess it's better
than a tie jail. I don't know, so I've heard.
I don't know. Really, No, I definitely want to be
in a Grecian jail more. Yeah, I'm not I'm not

(21:36):
aware of what the jails are. Like, I know tie
jail is notorious. I've heard it's bad Grecian jail. I'm
willing to check it out. I'll check it out for
everybody greeps everywhere like this. It's not bad at all.
People are fanning me. Not too bad. A lot of pottery. Okay,

(22:01):
so okay. After Shane leaves, we get this very intense
Oh god, what's gonna happen in thirty six hours? Rachel's
gonna lose her fucking shit, that's what we get. Yeah, honestly,
I thought it was going to be a bigger loss
of ship. I thought it wasn't big, but like I
thought that it was gonna be more showy. Yeah. I

(22:23):
also thought she was losing her ship over like a
reason outside of her own, just frustration and like fed upness.
Like I thought maybe they asked for something like inappropriate.
Like I thought maybe they were like, and we want
the chef to serve us naked, you know, like I
thought of something that was like so truly offensive, not
that they were just like high maintenance and demanding. I
thought it was something like, uh, and don't serve as

(22:45):
fried chicken because we hate black people or you know
what I mean, or like and another thing, we'd like
to eat a rhino and we'd like that, right. I
thought it was like gonna be either something like borderline
illegal or something super were Holocaust deniers, Yeah, exactly, serve
us Jewish babies and they're like just kidding, we want bacon, Like,
I don't know whatever, But like I thought it was

(23:07):
gonna be really something offensive to I thought it was
gonna be something so much more scandalous than like I
missed my boyfriend and the coronavirus might be extra real.
So I'm getting the funk off this boat while I can. Yeah, yeah,
is this the craziest preference sheet we've ever seen? I
don't know, because to me, when I was looking at
those photos that someone posted online, like, I thought it
was actually gonna be worse, Like aren't they all normally

(23:29):
very like packed like that? I mean I thought the
one where there was like a vegan, a gluten free vegetarian,
like a Keto person, I thought that was crazier than this.
I mean, yeah it was. There was a lot of stuff,
but it didn't seem out of line with other triers.
I agree, That's what I thought too. I truly just

(23:50):
think it was Rachel like hitting veggies and Peter comfort foods,
macaroni and cheese. But I won't need comfort because you're
going to make me feel comfortable otherwise, right, that's what
it says. Yeah, chocolate, no candy. Not a candy person
at all. Cho suck a dick. Well. There was also

(24:16):
a request for a snack on the bedstand, uh, leading
up like every night and something was like so and
so likes it a mooge bush and dada, and I
was like, that's where she should be, Like, eat my cooter.
I'm gonna leave it on your bed stand and the
night you can lean over. But that's all I'm leaving.
That was I thought a little much like. But then
also I'm just like, dude, just make a cucumber sandwich

(24:36):
and throw it on a plate, you know what I mean, Like,
who gives a fuck? That's just somebody who's trying to
be extra just for the fact of being cheese. This
depends on the context for spreads, soft creamy cheeses for sandwiches,
lighter cheeses, mozzarella. I also enjoyed in the Asshole with
a salmon row no prevailed cheese. My husband loves this

(24:59):
on pizza, but it's terrible. Fuck you with a dog.
She truly is the most vulgar person show. She said
some ship where I'm like dude, okay, what I will
fuck your dog with the provailed cheese and then he
will eat my coat or animal ship in North Sandwich
and you will like it. You're like like like, oh,

(25:23):
this bitch is crazy. His face like you can tell
when he was like, oh she's not kidding. Oh I
can't really, I can't get this. This is when I
totally break on this person, even if I've gotten through
the whole thing. Primary Brian has requested white gloves service
for all dinners gentlemen servers should be and maybe shirtless.

(25:45):
Oh so he is being a bit of a creepy.
On day two of their charter, Brian has requested an
extremely formal, extremely formal English high tea at four pm
fit for royalty. Do not go easy on the decor
for this one. He wants fruit dipped in chocolate like
fresh figs and strawberries, decorated in black and white chocolate

(26:08):
tuxedo outfits. Okay, the fruit, they can yes, the berries themselves, right,
which also, I don't know if any of either of
you have been to a high tea in London. I
fucking have, all right, several times, and not one of
those times have I ever been served a fucking berry
in a tuxedo suit. Okay, And I've gone to Clarridges.

(26:31):
If anybody out there is getting all fucking frilly with
me and wants to know where the funk I had
my teas, I'll tell you, bitch. All right, Clarridges one
of the fucking fanciest places. It's very hard to get
an appointment there, and I got one because I'm special.
I've also had it what's the place that Kanye loves
with the weird egg bathrooms? Uh? Starts with the nest.
I can't remember there. I've also done it at Herod's.
I've also done it at the fucking the Savoy. I've

(26:52):
had it there. So it's like at least four high teas,
no strawberries and tuxedos. That guy's a piece of ship.
I'm with her treated the d dive. He turned me,
just turned me. Now I have feelings. I didn't know
I felt this wine until I heard you say that.
All right, Well, I can't wait to see who this
fucking guy is. I mean, we don't get to see
him at all, but I mean, well, here's a question, like,

(27:13):
I mean, obviously, are they going to cancel the charter. Well,
all right, let's get to that. Okay. So yes, also
the ones that I was reading to you, Um, the
insane things specific about like the cheeses and the soups
and everything that was not the primary. The guy talking

(27:34):
about his husband. He likes these cheeses, but velchiese, not
a varty cheese. That's not even the primary. So he's
talking for his husband. No, he's just talking about himself.
You know. It's just that guy is being that specific.
He didn't pay for the fucking thing. Okay, let's take
a quick break. We'll come back and really break down

(27:54):
the thirty six hours before all this goes down. B
R B M. And we're back. Before the break, we're
talking about how in thirty six hours Rachel is going
to literally cut a human being into pieces and feed
them to a charter. I guess I don't know, unclear

(28:15):
as of now. Um, how much of this with Rachel
is just that she had talked to her boyfriend who
he she misses, who then told her how the world
was ending because of coronavirus, and then went right into
this meeting. And it's not just about the preface sheets. Well,
also she's been drinking. We're watching her drink since the morning. Yes,

(28:38):
I'm so glad you mentioned that, because I was gonna say,
there's also a little there's a special sauce she drinking
shot to puff Yeah, yeah, whatever, she was drinking the
fancy she was drinking Lydia. All I'm gonna say is
I'm familiar with that region and it's delicious, but not

(28:58):
a cheap wine. Early in the morning she should face Yeah,
and then literally okay, well we'll get to it. But
the night before we learned that when she gets drunk,
she's like she's a literally a firecracker waiting to blow
up in your face. But yeah, okay. So we're back
and Shane is fired and no one's surprised, and Elizabeth,

(29:19):
like I could just feel the energy that you would
be like leaving, Like the energy was there, like like
when you told me he was leaving, I felt like
he was going to go. Then, Yeah, I felt it
in that moment, Like when you said Shane was fired,
I was like, oh my god, he's leaving, isn't he
He's gonna leave now. I could not respect Rachel Moore

(29:44):
for what she did in this moment. Yes, is the
legend of this season. She's like, absolute legend. No, I
don't want to say goodbye. Yes, well, they like everyone
come on say goodbye, and and and Shane goes go
get Rachel and Francesca goes down and it's like, do
you want to come say goodbye to Shane? And she's like, oh,

(30:05):
is he leaving? No? I'm good. So you know where
the fuck Rachel is? She works in one room. Go
fucking say goodbye to where? If you care so goddamn much. No,
She's like, I just don't know you. I just don't
give a ship, don't care to work with you. It's
been two weeks. Yeah, goodbye, bro, goodbye. She's like, okay, um, now,

(30:31):
why would I say goodbye to this rando? No, he's fired,
he's bad at his job. To to for now, bitch.
He interrupted me when I was raging for my caviar
that guy, Rachel, do you need any help? She's kind
gonna cut your fucking someone the funk open and use

(30:51):
them for cavey on And he's like, I have to
go take a nap. Is Rachel one of my news?
Rachel's one of my new favorite people. I think about
it honestly is an all star of this show. Yeah, man,
I didn't even think about that. I need to reconsider
that my heart truly because she did smaller because I
think you're right, man, I think she really did. She

(31:13):
was already missing her boyfriend. She's been drinking all morning.
She doesn't like any of the people that she works with.
I don't think she trusts Francesca for ship. She's just like,
I'm literally the only thing keeping the tips coming in.
Why am I doing this? And then to hear that
the world is shutting down city, She's like, oh, fuck you,
I'm getting out of here. Like I think that was
a real quick, smart boss move, Like, okay, I'm also

(31:35):
still delivered great TV. She's she doesn't is that she's
great TV. She doesn't even fun. She swears like a
fucking s That's the thing. She's on the wrong boat
because she swears like a sailor. Baby show. Okay, So
in the after show, we learned that Kate Chastain has
worked with Rachel in the past, Like she's been her
chef on a boat on yachts before, so they know

(31:56):
to speak well of her. Yeah, She's like, yeah, she's
really fun. But like then she says like, that's just
what how Rachel is. She quits, she comes back the
next day, she's fine. She's just like she's just one
of the thing. It's like we know that chefs are hotheads.
It's like the one thing we've learned on this show
is that all these chefs are out of their minds
yea on some other ship. I also think these editors

(32:21):
are fucking with us because they seem like she's saying
some bullshit to Captain Lee. I don't think she was
saying directly to Captain I don't think I think everyone
thought she was saying it's Cathleen in the room too,
because she was looking at him. But she really was
just talking to you know, telling just telling these like

(32:42):
guests to go funk themselves and to suck her dick
and to eat her couter. But she's looking at Captain Lee.
So we're at Captain Lee's like what like every and
then she's like, oh no, not you. When she said
eat my couter, I was like, am I watching party
down South? And when it also it just reinforces how
drunk she is that she doesn't give a ship where
she's just like eat my cooter. Yeah, oh wait, have

(33:04):
they ever done a preference sheet meeting when someone was drunk?
I don't think Rachel is a bit of a I
don't know. Yeah, does she act like that when she's
not drunk. And it's also not uncommon for them to
have like celebratory beers and beverages as they're like clearing
ship right, Like we've seen them drink before. So I
think she was trying to pull off. She wasn't drunk,

(33:25):
but we know when she's drunk she gets a little spicy,
So I think she had some of the tank. Well,
I know she had a bunch of the tank. She
was all weeping and ship and if she's on her
period two and p ms and get out of coronavirus,
come you fucking you need to get dicked down. You're bleeding.
No one's there to eat your cooter, you know what
I mean? Whether you and now and now this this

(33:51):
rainbow unicorn cheese bladder, come on, get out of here. Wow?
You know wow? Wow? Don't believe it? Yeah, well, I
can't wait for the next episode, honestly. Well anyway, Francesca
calls a stew meeting to be like Ash, I fucking
love you, Ash, you are just like me. You're me Ash,

(34:13):
And then she's like you and then she's like Ash,
you can go, Elizabeth, you sucked it. I hate you.
I regret promoting you. I don't know what I'm doing.
It's British Australian who knows Ash. Hold on, Ash, I
forgot to say another thing. You're the best person I've

(34:34):
ever met. Anyway, who are you igearing? But listen, I'm
just feeling really hurt because I came onto this boat
with like open positive energy and I've been willing to learn,
and I didn't ask to be the second stew but like,
no one's ever talked to me like this before. I
am very pretty Yeah yeah. Also, you know you French,

(35:00):
you know you promoted her prematurely. Everyone was like, why
did you Why did you just promote her? She literally
just handed Captain Lee a wet shirt, like what are
you doing? In other seasons, like they'll give they'll give
him as a reward for a job well done. Even
if somebody gets promoted, they don't need extra stripes. Nobody

(35:20):
up top cares that there's a second stew at all. Also,
I just think about past seasons and it's like just
put her on the laundry, like that's where you put
someone when they suck, and you have this great person
in the laundryman, that girl just samoa bitch. Absolutely put
her in the fucking laundry. You know what? I realize?

(35:47):
Oh yeah, exactly, because that's not something you learn as
a fucking child. Are you kidding me that? But I've
never I don't funk around with bleach like that. Well,
it's also we're not talking about we have to talk
specifically about what kind of soap, if it is any
sort of ammonia in that soap, which chances are in
those commercial cleansers that they're using it does have ammonia.

(36:10):
Ammonia plus bleach is fucking gas. You know what, I guess,
I guess what I what I have always known, which
I didn't know why, Well, you put in bleach you
know later, you know, like after through the cycle. It
also always has to be deluded and something tells me
that dumb bitched, And it's after the water fills up,

(36:31):
or even if you're cleaning your house, you can you
only need like a tablespoon of bleach to like a
quart of water, and you can put in tide like
a powdered laundry powder with bleach. That's fine, no more
than like a teaspoon. But if you were mixing equal
parts of like a Murphy soap or any sort of
like industrial cleaner, any soaping cleaning agent that is not
just like don dish soap, You're fucked. You cannot mix chemicals.

(36:55):
You know, you're like really smart. Hey man, Mexican, and
we are born with an understanding of how chemical agents
for cleaning makes the note makes well together. Otherwise as
a people, we don't live right, you know what I mean,
that's just that's part of my heritage. They're like, hey,
you were born, here's this, here's how you clean stuff.

(37:17):
You know, that's it's just you're welcome. I get it. Huh.
So yeah, Elizabeth's like, well, Francesca is a Gemini, so
she has two sides to her, so I really have
to figure out how to please both sides. Well, I
persually be like, why don't you just figure out how
to do your damn job. Yes, I don't know what
sign you are, but something tells me you're whatever sign

(37:40):
doesn't pay the fun attention. You're the sign that doesn't
retain information. Exactly. Yeah, that's I would just connect back in. Well,
it's like, yes, compared to Izzy, who was when she
was a stew yes, you move a little faster, but
take easier with Butch you are so out you're not
much faster. And she's like, oh, what's that you wanted

(38:02):
me to set the table. I'm gonna take every fork
out and put them on the floor first, and then
I'm gonna pick the four I want to set the table,
and then I'm gonna go do the cabins, and then
I'm gonna come back and put all those forks back
in the cabinet. Yeah. I do feel like Francesco be like,
I'm sorry, what are you doing? And she's like, I'm
doing this? And then France just like, well you need
to be doing this, and I'm like, what what is that?
I don't even know what she's supposed to be doing?

(38:25):
Very unclear. I also overall, I mean, listen, I don't
want to underestimate the amount of work that needs to
be done in these boats, right, Like, I get it,
there's a lot of stuff. People are very demanding, but
it seems to me and every single season everyone is
always overwhelmed, like there there doesn't Like, I don't know
where all of the laundry comes from. Why is there

(38:45):
so much that is? I don't I don't understand. I
guess because they're doing the entire cruise laundry and then
also the guests laundry. But every day, because they have
three outfits, I assume it's three days. How much laundry
are they doing? What's I think it's like it's all
crew stuff because the they have to probably watch they

(39:06):
have three outfits a day for the entire crew, and
that adds up, you know. Like I think about my
own laundry and I'm like, how do I have this
much laundry laundry? I wear the same pair of underwear
for three days? Right, how do I How would I
ever do multiple loads in a single day? But I
do it. I don't know. I'm just I just feel

(39:28):
like there needs to be a better organizational for like
these tasks, Like it just seems to be like all
over the place. It's like you have the same nine
things you guys are doing, just do them, and everyone's
seem all these stews seem to be confused by the
order of operations, like they're all like, so do I
clean up the mess. Okay, okay, okay, okay, I clean it,
I clean it, I clean it. Okay, I clean the mask,

(39:50):
I clean the masks. Now is that written down anywhere?
So cleaning it means like I picked the things up
and then put them away. Okay, okay, okay, okay, I
work okay. Oh wait, this is not a vacation. Oh
oh okay okay. Look, I thought we were supposed to
be like having fun. Listen. Isn't there like a beach

(40:11):
club somewhere? I don't know, I don't know. I just
I need to take a swam. It's hard. Everything is
so hard. I haven't slept in ten days. It's like, yes, bitch,
you know what the job is. Yeah, that part, I
definitely feel for them because I love to fucking sleep.
I don't know, like I would be just like spun

(40:33):
out on espresso so hard, I just like constantly, there's
no way to be able to make it. Yeah, So
sunshine naps is he? I know? I mean that's yeah.
I'm kind of surprised you got that much trouble over.
I guess you just had to tell Eddie you were
doing it. I don't know, you don't take naps. You

(40:53):
don't take naps in the middle of the day at work.
According to him on After Whatever Watch It Happens Life,
he had finished all his work, so he thought it'd
be okay. But you didn't tell Eddie, So what are
you gonna do? Um. Also, if you want to find
a like a nice quiet place to steal a nap,
what you shouldn't do is go into your boss's bedroom,

(41:17):
right where you sleep with your boss. Yeah, there's no
secrets in there. Yeah. Maybe that's when you're like, hey,
I'm gonna take a walk on the dock, you know
what I mean. And you go take your you know,
your folding chair and you stick it up behind the
bait check or whatever. I don't know, their bait checks
on yacht decks. I don't. I don't know. And then
you go in the build. You get a fucking hammock. Yeah. Man, see, yeah,

(41:42):
we're in here recording, but you know we're quiet. Usually
every office I've ever had, I've always had a secret
nap spot, So I don't I don't respect anyone that doesn't.
I call it my secret watch television on my phone spot.
But I see what you're saying, you know, what I mean.
It's the Utah that was always the bathroom. In college,

(42:03):
I when I would have days where I was just
on campus all day and I couldn't go back home
and nap, like I had my nap spots like literally
would be like in study rooms under desks. I was
just like the ones that like are like I don't
even know they they're like high up so you can
like stand at them. I would like set up underneath
a desk where no one could see me and sleep
under a desk with my backpack as a pillow, like

(42:25):
crazy person, like like as if I was in the
cold status just like I am out of my mind.
I need a nap. And it was just like it
worked because in college, no one gives a ship. They're like, yeah,
you need a nap, A nap. No, that's brilliant. I
did the same thing. Our library had a media center
in the basement that people kind of forgot existed, and
everyone down there and they rent move it, rented movies

(42:45):
and shipped in the halls. They had these big like
benches like those like doctor's office waiting benches. So I'd
go down there and I would just straight up laid
out it was well lit, people walk by constantly. Nobody
fucking bothered me. It was awesome because it was like,
oh this is yeah, this is a great place to
take anna ship. I should remember this. I should come
back in nap here. This is a good place. You
gotta do that in college. You gotta get those sleeps. Yeah, wow,

(43:09):
I love sleep. Okay. I was never really much of
a napper, but I can tell you everywhere on campus
you could smoke weed. Oh I got yeah, yeah, it's
called outside son. Yeah, I went to school in California. No,
I had to travel deep into the woods. Is really
just that one place? Where did you go to school? Oh?

(43:29):
You you're in the East coast though, That's right, y'all.
Just all narcs. Okay, let's move forward. I don't even
care what I said. Narcs. That's true. Yeah, okay, yes.
Is He's crying in her room, just casually, and James
is like, oh you crowing? James is so sauce spoken,
all you crowing. She's like, yeah, I just cry to
get my stress out because she's all worried now that

(43:51):
Shane has been fired, that like literally the person carrying
the team her is also going to get fired because
Eddie has to speak to them and like stroke fear
in them for no reason. It's like, why would you
put that in their heads that they could also be
fired when they are the two people who are actually working,
That's what I mean. And I felt so bad for her.

(44:11):
She like as somebody who suffers from anxiety and like
has hard like ideas. For myself, I can totally get
where she was coming from, but it was nice to
see that. I would just I need to remember that
next time I get myself worked up in a tizzy
because he is he dizzies aren't worth it. She should
have been that way before Eddie, though. Eddie was just
like putting it on think And that's what I didn't understand.
It was like, uh, Captain Lee was just trying to

(44:32):
help you out by threatening them so that it was
easier to fire fucking Sunshine. Why are you giving these
two hard but now you're going to make things worse
by stressed them out. You know what they should do?
It was unfortunate. Fire everyone, start fresh, Yeah, fire everyone,
and do the season as an oops. All captains, too

(44:53):
many captains? You know that? Man? Oh man, get get Marcus.
I went Sandy on tablescapes. We got Glenn in there
running around doing everything. What was sailing yacht was that
Glen Glenna And then Marcus. Marcus and Sandy were the

(45:13):
two doesn't dream Marcus counts he's leg He did a
whole season, yeah, but then they replaced him for Sandy.
I don't even remember market this season one of med captain. Yeah,
he was kind of like if college football coach was
a captain, and uh, he just didn't over it. I

(45:34):
might have to go back Sam telling you other stuff
I've forgotten. Oh there's some stuff I wish I could forget,
But when you live a seafarer's life like I do,
you can't forget. We did learn that. Like is He's like,
I had a really nice childhood and I was the
baby of the family and everyone still calls me bubby.
But then my parents divorced when I was seventeen and

(45:57):
that was devastating. And now when I get anxious, I
completely fall apart and I'm like, oh my god, same girl,
except for the like happy family part. Yeah, I'm also
just like work through that trauma. All right, all right,
everybody take a drink. Anna has talked about her bad
relationship with her parents, mostly in the past, but still

(46:20):
some Now is that a drinking Is that probably drinking
in we're starting it today. It's fucked up. Ding ding
ding ding Come on hit it fine, take a drink. Chugga, chugga.
You know how it goes. I don't personally agree with
this drinking game choice, but it's not about you. Yeah,
it's not about me. I take what I can. You know,

(46:43):
God's depressing. Okay, yeah. So the crew gets off work
and they go out to dinner and Rachel man, this
is my favorite. This is when I get excited. When
Rachel goes, I'm gonna get wasted tonight. I'm like, finally,
let's do this us, especially considering she has been drinking
all day already quit a person who has a striped

(47:08):
buzz on. Oh wait, this is before she quit. This
is leading up to full meltdown. So she hasn't been
drinking yet. So let me let me rephrase that. Yeah,
this is her. You're right, this is her just saying
I'm ready to get sucked up. Yeah yeah, And so
like in the car ride whatever van ride to the
restaurant and he's like talking to France, Hey do you

(47:30):
like dad buds or do you like hot buds? And
she's like, m both, and he's like because he's yeah,
which makes think that do you think he has a
girlfriend this time? And do you think he's going to
gaslight another woman after hooking up with them like he
did too Rocky? No, I think he's too busy. He's

(47:50):
just been too boring. Yeah, I just I just don't
think it's gonna happen. I don't feel like that. I
feel like you probably don't have a boring girlfriend. I know, Yeah,
I do. I do feel like he only came back
because he decided that he was not going to make
a fool of himself on TV. He's like so afraid
of being look or looking like a fool. Like that's
his whole obsession is to not look like a fool,

(48:11):
because he looked like a fool before. Let it go.
Just admit that you did something wrong and move forward
with your life. Also, you can't be on a reality
show without looking like a fool. Exactly. That's exactly what
I was saying. That, That's exactly it. Like that is
part of the like appearance. Fee doesn't mean I won't
like you, Yes, percisely, we might like you more. Yeah, yeah,

(48:35):
I just don't understand that. Like, if you're here, come on,
I want you to fucking slam in white claws in
that van on the way to dinner. You know what
I mean. I don't want you white claws like Rachel's
just slash so at the dinner, Rachel Elizabeth are clearly
the drunkest, and they like high five and break a
wine glass and then like Rachel starts creeping on James.

(48:57):
Wepping like you can be, like you can be like
physically I don't even know what you're saying, Like you
can be physically in Dutch, like spiritually in touch. Was
that too much for you? And James is like this,
this is good and deep. She's basically trying to be

(49:17):
like have you heard of sting? Yeah, well he fox
his wife for hours. I'm gonna hover my puss over
your face and not touch it for hours. We're gonna
be spiritually fucking I'm gonna look at you, and you're
gonna look at me, and I'm gonna be like, oh
my god, I feel I hate tricks like that where

(49:40):
it's just like get out of here, like turning it
the funk down. We get even Crystal in your bro
Fucking yeah, I was gonna say, her bra comes off
and fucking rock shous fall over it just break his too,
because she's like fountain. The energy is so bad. Oh
my god. Yeah, she's gotta looking scooch out her. You'll
egg before she actually gets to it. She's for sure

(50:03):
into coop. There's no way she is not. She's got
group tattooed on the inside of her thigh. Okay. Also, Rachel,
Holy sh it, this is like the first sign of
Rachel's like drunk behavior. She's like staring out to see
and they're like Rachel, Rachel. She turns her head and

(50:25):
looks at them. She is seeing, and her eyes look
like they're just seeing through space, like she is not
there anymore. Like you know when you watch cartoons and
they show people drunk with xes or just spirally eyes,
That's what her eyes look like. She had cartoon drunk eyes.
She turns her out. It's just like and also how

(50:49):
amazing to stare into the sea. Yeah, with desperation and sadness.
Can I ask you guys a question, and I know
that you're watching this show, Lydia, I don't know about you,
the flight attendant. Yes, yes, oh, I unfortunately did watch
some of the show. Yes, okay, it's not good. Here's
here's what I have to say. Is my biggest problem

(51:11):
with it. Uh the character Kaylee Quoko's character is supposed
to be always drunk and like constantly just embarrassing herself
and um just fall over drunk. Now, as an actor,
she never seems drunk. She does not play drunk at all.

(51:33):
She just all the other characters coacter and like, you
got a problem, and she's like, I don't know what
you're talking about, and as if you were like I
don't either. I think that's her character choice is she's
trying to act like a person who's in that place
that doesn't really think they have a problem. So therefore
they wouldn't be exhibiting any problems because to them there
isn't any and it's always outside places wrong. I just

(51:55):
know too many alcoholics who are just embarrassing every night.
Yeah they're a mess, but that person probably doesn't see
themselves that way. Interesting is true. Like a part of
the through line of the show is that she changes
her memories to fit what she wants or whatever, because
she doesn't see the reality, which is she's a fucking
mess that we're seeing her view, which is that she's

(52:19):
like fine, but I mean, look, we're really analyzing this
dumb show way too much. Yeah, and let's face it,
Rachel doesn't know she's that fucked up either or she
doesn't she doesn't give a fuck. Like Rachel's whole plan
was to get smashed like the espresso martinis quote unquote,
keep you up and drunk as fuck. Remember that first

(52:43):
night when we learned like we were going to have
to go into lockdown in March, like with coronavirus. And
then there was like a few days where we're like,
these are the last days, and then it's like, let's
get fucked up. It's that kind of feeling where she
found out about it, and it's like you got to
go back there yourself. Yeah, where were you when we

(53:04):
when you thought we were all going to die? I
ordered a case of wine from Canal and went and
picked it up. They wanted to make sure, and I
bought a whole bunch of weed. Yeah yeah, and then
a race war started and it all ran out for sure.
My first I did, I did go by an ounce

(53:24):
of weed on that that weekend. Yeah, no, I had
like I had like an ounce of weed. I had
like fives with edibles, like I had a lot of intoxicans.
I had literally had a case of French wine. And
it was like by like that Tuesday, I was like,
I got it. It wasn't that enough. I think you're
a good candidate for Anna and Ie new obsession, which
is the nug club Already, bitch already, I've had that forever.

(53:49):
I went I went to see super Bad this weekend. Yeah. Yeah,
they don't talk about I'm talking about an um used
my code. So all I'm saying is you're giving them
precious cast time, giving them giving them podcast time. I

(54:09):
love this company, okay, And that's okay to say because
there's a lot of bad companies out there. I support you.
I supports you a little f y I if you
didn't know, I don't know if you got it in
your box. If we're gonna talk about weed, it came
with Tyson Ranch this month. Tyson Ranch also known it
is Mike Tyson's weed company, but they are growing some
of the best weed ever and that Tyson Ranch weed

(54:31):
is amazing. It just got added to the add ons.
If you are a smart person, you will go by
at least two eighths of the toad and you can
thank me. It's like it's weed ranch. Yeah, Tyson weed.
Tyson Ranch is the name of the reed, his name
of the way. He owns a line of weed. His
growers are amazing. And I did get that. Sorry, I
thought you were talking about like ranch, like the cond

(54:52):
of addressing. No. Also, I'm a fan of the ranch,
but this so I don't get the edibles. Yeah, yeah,
Tyson Ranch. Yes, I did actually get the Tyson Ranch.
And I think it was like a driver Sunday Driver
or something like that. Was the one that they put in.
Was a Indica it is I I don't get indcause

(55:16):
are you a non Indica smoker place in your life? No,
Bandica is only if I have trouble sleeping. Okay, well,
then don't get the toad. The toad is a very
heavy endicott. Yeah. I like ind because sativa. I cannot
smoke too much sativa. It makes me crazy. I'm already
an anxious person, so I drive myself nuts when I
smoke too much sativa. So that's so funny when people

(55:38):
say that you know, it's like just because that's what
I smoke all the time. And if I smoke an Indica,
I'm like, I feel like I got hit by a truck.
But you know, different stokes, different folks. I'm an old lady,
haven't smoken weed for a very long time, and I
smoked a lot of weed. So I just need that
weekend congratulation. I wish I could go back, didn't you dumbed?

(56:00):
I'm shut up? All right, let's get back. Actually, let's
take another quick break and we'll be right back to
finish out this silly episode and we're back. Want a
time to be alive? Yes, okay. So Rachel turns and
looks at I think Francesca and is like blacked out

(56:21):
with like the darkest expression of dismay on her face,
and she's like, I just want to be with Vinchenso
my little little man. She keeps calling him little, which
is like, what is he actually like a little like
he's smaller than you? Is that or you just like
that's your pet name for him? Get their way. I

(56:43):
mean he might be a short man, she said in
the truck she likes or the van she likes some short,
fat and funny, right is that what she said she did?
In response, I was hurt and put in the Dado conversation, yes,
there you go, there you go. Yeah. And so in
the van ride back, Elizabeth is also drunkenly complaining to
Eddie about Francesca, and Rachel just loses it and she's like,

(57:04):
shut up now, but it cares set it up and
do that work. I love I loved it. It's like, dude,
I love to do the work convo the day before
you quit because you don't want to do right. I
also love that she just was like I loved watching
her just literally face plant into the back like she's

(57:25):
in the back and then you just see her just
face plant into the seat like oh god, like she
carry even physically handle it. And elizabeths like, oh no,
and it's like I wouldn't worry about this, like drunk
monster okay, Like she's out of control. And then Eddie's like,
refuel gets really dark when she drinks, and it's like

(57:47):
you don't say so. Back on the boat, James starts
working out because sure, why not um? And then Rachel
make any sense to me? He didn't they drink, Like
how do you get drunk and then work out. I
don't I don't know. I'm always British. I don't know
what's going on. I's like, it's a good time to
work out. I'm like, what are you doing? Go to bedywhere? No?

(58:08):
But yeah, Rachel grabs a bottle of fireball and goes
to chat with Eddie and he's like, well, you switch
rooms with me. Francesca sucks and he's like, no, not
at all. But then he says he'll help her more
in the galley, which I'm like, are you guys friends?
Do you like I guess never seen you guys interact before?
Or like? She just he washed her dishes once, so

(58:30):
she appreciated that. I think she might also he may
also be like the least annoying person to her because
she's had the least amount of interactions. Yeah, so she's like,
I think I like you, I think I trust you.
With Francesca, she's like, there's like too much ship going
on in the interior, Like I don't want to listen
to her. She's basically I don't want to be her
friend because she's always trying to have conversations with me,

(58:52):
Like I'm not interested. Yeah, Rachel doesn't strike me as
the kind of chick that's super into girl time, Like
she's not who you called to be, Like can I
can I just face time you and you I treat
these outfits on and you tell me which one I
could see her being? Like why would I do that?
She's like it nobody cares. This is also the same

(59:14):
one woman, need I remind you guys who left her
purse in the airport and had it robbed, Like who
are you? Okay, So it's officially the next we are
on day to baby of this episode. So everyone is
convinced that Elizabeth and James kissed even though they didn't.

(59:34):
It's like okay, like what's yeah? Like how do we
know they did it? Because we saw them hanging out
and then go to bed. There's zero energy that sounds
like a real like a producer slash editor. Let's see
if we can make fetch happen storyline, you know what
I mean? We're like, oh, did you don't you think
they kissed? Like did they kiss? I don't know? You

(59:54):
just ask her Oscar if they like, no, no, we
didn't kiss, and like he's being ko I. I'm like, man,
it sounds like he just doesn't care to engage at this.
Well whatever, so okay, so here thus begins the laundry debacle.
So Rachel has to bleach a shirt and she's asking
for help, and Francesca is like, well the instructions, then

(01:00:17):
read those, but take it outside. But Elizabeth, I guess,
starts the process, but by what appears of putting bleach
and maybe some soap in a tub and then leaving
it in the laundry and just gets distracted and goes
to do other work. Um, and then like like, she
makes an effort to like pour it out into the sink,
and then she stops herself because she feels like maybe

(01:00:38):
that's not what you do, and she's like, oh, well whatever,
and then I don't understand that half step. She leaves
it in the laund room and then just like fox off,
and then Francesca is like, I'm starting to feel dizzy.
And then and then Ash and Elizabeth are also like, yeah,
I'm also starting to feel dizzy. Yeah, And so Francesca
calls the engineers in. So while this is happening, Captain

(01:01:00):
Lee is getting piste off because he keeps seeing James
cleaning the same spots that Izzie and Eddie just did
so He's like, goddamn it, goddamn Eddiots. And then he
goes out there like James, she just cleaned that spot.
And he's like, well, I don't know, I'm James. And
it's just like I'm not really here to clean, mate,
I'm here to take my shirt off every four scenes

(01:01:21):
and make coin comments. I'm sorry, I have no more depth.
God damn it. Achiots, It's like, what what do you
think this is? Captain Lee. At the end, it's like, yes,
you're on a reality show. They're not going to hire
the most proficient people Aniots. He just thinks everyone's an idiot.

(01:01:42):
So funny. I love it for it. They do not
pay enough to get people who are competent. No, and
I don't want I don't want competent people on this boat. Yeah,
I want a boat full of Mila's bless her, every
inch of her. She was like, she was really great.
Wasn't she my favorite character of all? She was fantastic

(01:02:06):
A nutball, yeah, because she's like truly a character. Were legendary.
Nachos you don't even cheese on them. Yes, Americans love
NATO Russia. We don't have cheese in Siberia, Siberia, Siberia.

(01:02:27):
She's the best, she was the best. Yeah, so oh,
this is a great reveal. We get to meet one
of our ghosts or crew members. Mario appears. We call
them ghosts because you never see them. They're not allowed
to be on camera unless there's something really happening, like
a gas bomb. But to take a drink? Is that also? It? Okay?

(01:02:53):
Al right, guys, that's what it started as. I don't
know what you have morphed it into. I forget all right,
chug a chug abe. I forgot all our drinking games.
That's my next year. We're honestly, that's the reason I
have a co host. Um. Yeah, So engineer Mario appears
and he's like, is there something solvent? It smells like
something solvent And Elizabeth's like, no, we're not using any chemicals.

(01:03:14):
I'm like, bitch, you are using bleach. Such a dumbatch,
such a dumb batch, Like there is bleach in the house, honey,
it's a can of goal. Also, I don't I really
want to know how much bleach she must have literally
filled that, you know, like it takes a lot, Like
that's a lot of bleach. She must have filled that

(01:03:35):
entire tub with bleach, with like a bit of water.
I just the mix that she made. I I'm trying
to figure it out in my head of like why
you would use that much bleach also just to bleach
a shirt? Unclear? What's going Like she her head is
filled with crystals and nothing else, Like if the chef

(01:03:56):
has like oil spots to like that might not even
be the right thing, Like you got a spot, bleach
it and then you so I don't I don't know, man,
The laundress in me is disappointed that was making a
whole chemical bomb. Incredible, she made a bomb, a chemical bomb,

(01:04:19):
literally gas mask worthy dam and then they make a
bomb and you're like, so you can sense energy, but
you can't fucking smell chemical deconstructan Like I love that
they got lightheaded, like it fully like god, dangerous to

(01:04:42):
the point where they became ill. Yeah, and engineers like
everybody out out of it. Please let me and you
know what the converse. I would pay money to hear
the conversations that they had amongst themselves off camera, these
dumb bitches like you know, like that is just where
I'm just like, oh my God, these guys are probably like,

(01:05:03):
they're gonna kill us. Why am I on? They're gonna
kill us? Everyone's like, hey, can we keep an eye
on Elizabeth. She's just almost killed us and five other people.
Can I get a tend course tasting menu and not
be killed? Yeah? So can I have three dead stews please?

(01:05:25):
So while this is all happening, Rachel, I mean, maybe
Rachel's also like chemically poisoned, because she's like crying and
asking her boyfriend to fly out and visit her, and
he's like, yeah, I'll try, but I can't promise anything.
We're facing a lot of coronavirus and they're starting to
isolate the cities and she's like what she starts to

(01:05:45):
be like and I'm like, like ugly crying. They only
shot her from the waist up. That's how you know
it was bad. I was like, they didn't even get
that over the shoulder into the mirror. They're like, it's bad.
She's gonna kill us. She's a drinking since seven. There's
like she's currently being poisoned by like a mustard gas.

(01:06:08):
Situation just look so bad. I didn't even think about
the crew that was down there. I think about if
you were like got killed while being a camera operator
on below deck because some dumb bitch made mustard gas.
I know. So Engineer Mario he discovers the bleach situation,
reports it to Captain Lee, and Captinely he's like, oh,

(01:06:28):
that's not good, okay, And then I was expecting so
much more from him than just huh yeah. He's like,
there's just me a World War two mustard gas situation
down there. He's got not good damn it. If he
cleans that one more time, I'm gonna lose my ship.

(01:06:49):
But like, there's mustard gas in the galley, but the
worst place to have it, which is the bottom of
the boat. Because I can only your eyes. It's like
everyone's gonna die. YEA. So I looked it up and
it says mustard gas is when bleach comes into contact

(01:07:11):
with ammonia. What was it? I thought it was soap,
But they're probably they're probably using though a chemical like
an industrial an industrial soap that might have some element
of ammonia or ammonia like something in there, like oil
soaps and like other weird cleaners like fabulosos or like

(01:07:35):
ship like that has funky shit in it, and they're
probably using industrial cleaners as opposed to like household stuff,
so even a little bit of ammonia well suck you
up pretty bad. Yes, so he tells Mario tells Francesca
that someone mixed bleach with soap and which it was

(01:07:55):
mustard gas in World War Two, which she's like, okay, okay,
thank you for telling me. And then and she's like,
this is a messive funk up. Let me let me
try this missive missy funk up. I can't do an
Australian accent very well. It always turns into New Zealander.
This is a missy funk up. Oh, don't act like
you can do a New Zealand as I always get

(01:08:17):
the too, just like blur together, I go to New
Zealander for my Australian Missi. It's a missy Australians love
it when you say it's the same accent. No, well, anyway,
she's like, you put the crew in danger and you
made the interior look bad. But then Rachel's like, but like,
I've done this before and it's never been a problem.

(01:08:39):
And it's like you've been mustard gassing, mustard gassing all
your former yachts bitch, but she says it's okay if
you do it outside, yeah, because it's yeah, it's just
you can't do it inside, all right. It's confusing. I
don't know, but she didn't. And she's like, I made
a mistake. I made a mistake. Am I gonna get fired.

(01:09:02):
She's being so annoying in this one. It's like she
was Nicholls pr the list is yeah, I made him
big yeah, And it's like, I think at this point
you need to start apologizing and just chill the funk
out because you're like crying. I mean, like, oh my god,

(01:09:23):
can't you give me another chance? It's like stop, Francesco
is going to kill you. She is not a chill person.
But anyway, Rachel's of course drinking in this. This is
like the lead up to Rachel losing her ship. She's
like drinking outside and Francesca is like, I think I'm
going to have to have her fired, and she's like, yeah, girl,
I support whatever you want to do totally whatever, listening

(01:09:47):
like I have my own issues, like I really want
to fuck Ma Genza and she's like no, no. There
was a mustard gas situation in the in the room
as and she's like, yeah, I get you, girl, I
support you in your perthing, just like she just drunk
her right. She also just like you can talk. She's

(01:10:08):
like she really, we know she already doesn't have patience
for Francesco, so I totally agree. She's like, yeah, girl,
for sure, wild yeah, yeah, Elizabeth should be promoted again.
She's like, what, go talk to him? Well, and also
Francesca gets mad, well, okay, so well, Francesca goes to
talk to Captain Lee to ask to fire Elizabeth, and

(01:10:31):
he's like, I can't risk it. I've already let someone go.
Maybe after the next charter we'll consider it. But she
really asked to step it up and stop creating bomb
gas bombs. Okay, I never thought i'd have to say this,
God damn it. Tell her to go back to bringing
me wet shirts. And also I want my coffee to
be a little bit sweeter. Yeah. And then like while

(01:10:53):
this is happening, Elizabeth's talking to Rachel Well clearly again
has no idea what's going on. Like she's being like yeah,
it's like I just feel like Francesca thinks I'm like
a big old dumb dumb and like I don't know
how to show her that I'm like just a small
old dumb dumb I literally just don't know what to do.
And Rachel's like, yeah, totally girl, Like I support you

(01:11:13):
out to ver Sat. You should go talk to Captain
Lee about this, because yeah, she has no idea what's
going on. And then Francesca comes out and gets upset,
like how could you tell her to go above my head?
And then Elizabeth tries to talk to Francesca. Francesca was
like no, and then from Rachel's drunk acid advice, Elizabeth
calls Captain Lee and it's like, can I talk to you?

(01:11:36):
I'm pretty? Captains like pretty? Yeah, yeah, So she goes
my vibe is a little pretty. She goes to Captain Lee.
She's like, I'm just trying to figure out what's going on.
Am I fired? Which this was so advanced. I felt

(01:11:59):
so embarrassed for her because I was like, first of all,
you need to apologize for creating a bomb a gas bomb. First,
First off, you need to acknowledge what you've done instead
of being like me, It's like, but I like the
move to ask if you're fired. It's like, don't keep

(01:12:20):
me in suspense. I will leave immediately, just tell me.
But also, I think it's silly for Francesca to get
upset at Rachel about that, because Rachel just said the
same thing to bout them. She's like, go talk to
Captain Lee like she wasn't like, yeah, girl, you definitely
deserve better, like she just said, I don't know, he's
got good advice. She's to get out the conversation where

(01:12:44):
I'm standing. I'm literally standing in a corner of a
boat behind like a pillar, drinking this bottle of wine
I've obviously stolen from the ship's fucking pantry. You could
both just leave me the funk alone while I drink
this bottle of wine before I quit this job. Really
appreciate it. Yeah, she does, like what she was doing,
what I do. What I'm trying to get out of

(01:13:05):
a conversation. I'm just agreeing, honey, I don't know what
you're talking about. I'm just agreeing and being like, please
leave me alone. Und great. Well, Captain Lee's like, no,
you're not fired on the Your future on this boat
depends on your performance. Just very neutral. Yeah, and she's
like okay, thank you, and then alarm starts going off,

(01:13:27):
and catherins like I just can't win. It's just like
and then they don't ever acknowledge what that alarm was.
It's like the mustard gastle arm maybe right, Oh god,
It just it cracks me up to like him trying
to talk to and we got a where like he's
talking to Rachel about like maybe staying well, that's what
that's what he's doing. It's just being like, yeah, like

(01:13:51):
are you going to say just and also what was
his idea behind having her cook first? That's yes, so
that's at the end, that's last ditch effort to okay,
so we'll get to that. So basically, I thought it
was very nice how Captain Lee addressed Elizabeth in that moment,
because he could have easily been like, bitch, don't go
over your superior. I don't care, this is your problem.
Stop creating gas toms. But he was like, you know,

(01:14:13):
it just depends if you do well. She's like, I
will totally step it, and he's like cool, whatever, and
then Rachel apologizes to Francesca, but then france she's like, sorry,
I I wasn't even drinking so much. I don't know
who I am. And Francesca's Liker such a dick to her,
She's like, I don't trust you or Elizabeth. Neither of

(01:14:34):
you have my back, And it's like, what who cares
to have your back? You have your back? Do you
know what you're doing? Do you have you have an opinion?
I'm not sure that you do. Not like the whole thing.
It's like her whole way of handling this whole season
has just been attempting to micromanage but doing it poorly.
Like she's literally just trying to do everything herself and

(01:14:56):
it just gets upset when things are not right and
then not communicating any to Rachel. So at this point,
Rachel can't trust you, so you're out here being like
also read the room. Clearly Rachel's just drunk in a mess,
like she clearly doesn't care that she like fuck, Like
she's just apologizing, like I'm sorry, I've been drinking. I
honestly don't know what the issue was. She created a
what what happened? Like whatever? She has no idea what's

(01:15:19):
going on? I mean, but did she get to pack
that shirt? That's what I want to know, the shirt
that got bleached? Did that would stay behind? I wonder
what if they just took it outside or what happened
because they never really uh right out on the next
on the boat next door, and so stupid. All right,

(01:15:40):
So this is where it really pops off. It's the
next charter meeting with Rachel, Eddie, Captain Lee, and Francesca
um Oh. And before this, Francesca is being a dick
to James because James is like, way do I put
this laundry? And she's like, what a stupid question? In
the fridge? What do you think? Also I kind of
agree with her, like you an idiot? Maybe you put

(01:16:01):
it where you put the rest of your laundry the
other three charters, Where the fund do you put your laundry? Bro? Hey,
can you name all the rooms around here? But in
her situation where she already feels like Rachel and Elizabeth
don't have her back, like why would she create another
enemy like she did in that moment, create another enemy?
And because he was like, oh dn't know you anymore?

(01:16:23):
No one crosses James. Yeah, he's like real feelings all
of a sudden, right, I guess that's just that's where
you draw the line if you're mean to him. He's like,
get out of here. Look at me. That's enough. You
understand my whole my whole thing is that I'm a
fun boy or a shag lad how but there's no

(01:16:44):
one to fuck. I need something else. I've got to
be more than this. Look at me, mates, I'm cherry.
It's true, he barely has any emotions, but he was
probably like, oh, I'm upset, and you're like, you're not
showing too much. But okay, that's why I have to
say it out loud. Mommy had her feelings hurt. Well, okay,

(01:17:08):
so we learned some guy Brian Guarnariri near Ei is
coming and Justin Guarino. Justin Guarini's coming, and it's a
realtor from he's a he's a former American Idol star
and now Carolina. He's coming. Articular needs about Chase. Yes,

(01:17:30):
he has a he has a soul patch. That is
sweet one. Alright, start going through their likes and dislikes. Nick,
I know we already kind of did it, but oh,
we already did this. The primary there was no there
wasn't anything there on the primaries, and then all the
crazy stuff was from his friend. And then there was
another friend who had just a totally normal preference sheet,

(01:17:52):
and then the itinerary that talked about the tuxedo fruit
and the naked men delivering like he thinks the fucking
dudes are all dudes. Huh wait okay, yeah, so it's
an all dude crew coming apparently, and the primary didn't
put anything on his preference sheet. The primaries preference sheet
is not in the shot. Okay, it's just his picture,

(01:18:15):
and then like where he's from? Interesting, you're right, okay,
huh yeah, okay, so I guess all his friends are
just monsters, which I guess. No, it's just one guy.
We only have video proof of one crazy friend who
is the bald guy, and he's got like a name
that sounds like he might as well be named Wickliff Shreeve,

(01:18:37):
who's in that picture of him smiling in front of
the Oh yeah, he's basically like Lex Luthor's like, Lex,
who's your brother? Just Wick live, don't worry about him,
and he's like, Hi, I'm Wicklift. I don't know, I
don't know if who do you got with you? Some
hot babes? But if you look at his photo, he

(01:18:58):
sounds like his voice as hey, what's up my wick?
Left like just based off his photo. That's what I think.
His voice sounds like, he's his face is like that
is the worst picture. Like it really is, Like it
looks like Gollum put on a human suit and made
it out into the real world, you know what I mean,
where he's like I'm going out about like he definitely,

(01:19:22):
I'm sure, like when you meet these people, they never
look like their photo. They just like real people. I'm
sure it's just a bad photo and he doesn't look
like that. But the photo does not do him any justice.
I mean, if we're gonna be honest, none of these
photos are doing anybody any justice. Mh. So wait, he's
the relationship as the friend. Is his husband even on

(01:19:43):
this trip or is he just talking about his husband? Yeah?
Why is he shoved by his husband's to god damn
much congratulations he got married? Yeah? Special? That was throwing
me off. I thought his husband was the primary and
that's why he was going on. But it would have
said husband. It just says just his friends. So I
mean his husband maybe on a trip. I don't know.
They want mun cheese and crun cheese. That made me go,

(01:20:07):
y'all stick in edibles on Captain leash, that's always time.
I want munches and crches after I have an all
night party. You know what, come on. I guess at
one point they also want a ten course meal. But
Francesca is like, no preference. She in yachting is too much,
and then she goes on about her experiences. But at
this point I'm like, I don't care, move aside. I'm

(01:20:28):
waiting for Rachel to lose her shit. That's when Rachel
pops off. She's like, go fund yourself. I'll take the
flight home. I'm at of here. I'm not doing all
this bullshit. What these people are asking for? Yeah, eat
my counter, nah, suck my dick. Nah, I'm not doing ship.
Give me the literal my couter through six miles of

(01:20:49):
broken glass, and then I eat dead ass. Yeah, I
won't fucking do it. Are you kidding me with this?
I make sixteen thou dollars. It is a private chef
at home. I don't need this ship. You're not paying
me enough. Oh fuck you. And Captain Lee's like what
and she's like my couder and then he's like I'd

(01:21:10):
rather not. She's like not you, your dumb motherfucker. It's
sucking Eddie. It's God, fuck you all, fuck off, fuck
your mother, fucking slaugh fuck yeah, yeah, fucking cut fucking
cuney off. It's like what I'm like, what felt like
forty five minutes on Jeffret at your service? Oh my god,

(01:21:35):
goo's on. Try to make more money sitting on my
fucking couch. You fucking idiots, y'all fuck off. Fuck your
mom and your daddy and your sister. You don't all
funk them all. And you're like, dude, no one's even
in the room anymore. Everybody left, everyone died of COVID.

(01:21:56):
She's just like, fuck y'all, COVID coming and take off
our my fucking immune. Fuck you up here. I gotta
go back to America and vote for Trump. Oh my god,
doesn't vote. There's no word I'll vote for Trump. Um.
Francesca starts to fold in on herself, just puts her

(01:22:17):
head down and it's like, help bring me ashling. The
only saying person on the boat. Oh man. Eddie's like,
this is my moment to shine. It's not my problem.
So we starts spreading all over the boat that Rachel
has quit, and he's like, yeah, we're fucked we're fucked. Yeah,

(01:22:38):
she quit, We're done. He's like drinking beers and like
we're not nothing to see her and yeah. And then
that's when Captain Lee calls Rachel and he's like, how
about this. Let's let's let's try and meet in the middle.
Let's try and meet in the middle. How about you
do breakfast at lunch that first day? And she's like,

(01:23:00):
how about you eat my cooter and you don't funk yourself.
She's like, fuck Youah, you're fucking little old man. I'll
fuck you. Just like negotiation. It's like he's like, why
don't you Okay, here's let's negotiate. You do more work,
all right? Well I gave him a dry some incentive.
He was trying to give more. He's trying to give

(01:23:22):
himself more time to fuck you, Captain Lee and you're
fucking couter And he's like, well, why don't we feel
it out and see if maybe they're willing to compromise.
And she's like, fun, compromise, I'll fuck you all with
a famine my far finger in your fucking asshole. And
they're like, Kathleen's like this up, you stop telling you snowball.

(01:23:47):
There's a whole pandemic about to happen, and I'm trying
to fuck Vincenzo before I find out it's a liability.
Then Enzo is gonna carry that kids. I don't care
if it's not physically scientifically possible. I'm not don't like shit.
If I have baby's fuck ya, I'll tell my guy that. God,
that's like I'll funk himself. I'm gonna have fun. Did
you hear her say she just wants to have kids

(01:24:09):
with Vincenzo, And I was like, do you really think
you should? I'd love to have kids. I was like
you when she cracks, like, I just want to life.
You just want to life. I want to be like
having kids with my little boyfriend, a short, fat, funny boyfriend.
And so he was in Italy, which was like the

(01:24:32):
first terrible country. Yeah. Like course, she's like even crazier
because she talked to that guy who's like, yeah, we're done. Yeah,
He's like, they're isolating cities. I can't come. I'll try,
but let's be real. No, and she's like cute and
then she left and then she barely made it to

(01:24:53):
him and it was the right decision to leave. No,
that we don't know what happened. I think I think
it was the right decision to leave, sure, but I
think she comes back because we've seen footage of her
still there before. You fucking bitch, why do you spoil everything?
I woke up to a text from you. It's like,
so Rachel's gone, and here's what happened. That's not what

(01:25:18):
I sent at all. I sent a screenshot of just
Rachel saying bleep you, which I thought was funny. That's
all I said to you, and you were like spoilers
and I was like, what bitch? That was in the preview.
By the way, this was the preference sheet that inspired
Chef Rachel's exit. Oh is that is that what I wrote? Okay,
there you go. Yeah, you sent me the tweet. You

(01:25:40):
didn't write it. Dave Quinn wrote it. I woke up
to a spoiler, So don't fucking do this. Watch it live, bitch,
grow up? What the fuck you don't want spoilers? I
don't watch it live. I don't watch anything live. And
who can watch anything live? Some of us don't have
fancy cable. I'm not playing for Camele. Fuck you man,

(01:26:03):
go Rich, I got a TV, no I watched it.
The next morning when my neighbor watches it, I go
and I look in through the window. Okay, well that's
the whole other thing. You can need a bawl of protrusion, dicks.
I'm going to watch it on demand on my tongue,
you know, ful dicks. Guys. All right, well, Rachel's packing
up and she tells the cameraman She's like coming for

(01:26:26):
a cameraman, like, yeah, go get your little lackeys and
tell him it's sucking over. The cameraman is like, look, man,
I'm just doing my job, like man, like I don't
really need this kind of he and she's like flipping
him off, like get the funk out of you, Like, look,
it was either this or Love Island UK, Give me
a break. Yeah. He's like, hey man, I just really
got to feed my family. And she's like, fuck you loser,
what are your cameraman? Go fuck yourself, funk all your

(01:26:47):
family members and your dog. I don't know what. And
then poor guys like alright, I want to just say.
It ends with Captain Lee being like I must have
kicked as cat in another life, because what have I
done to deserve this? I might have to cancel the charter.
And that's where the episode is, Oh, cancel it, you prick,

(01:27:14):
but fucking goddamn it, don't tell me you're going to
And then I was born Rachel. Here's what happens both
fact Rachel comes back in the next episode. There that's
a spoiler. I don't even know. I'm just guessing boat facts.
It's time for boat facts with nikky tease. All right,
you know, bote facts off and starts off with the
trivia question and tonight no exception. All right, guys, what

(01:27:41):
percentage person who gets closest wits? What percentage of boats
sink while tied up at the dock? What percentage of
boats of all boats that have the potential to say,
all boats that sink? What percent didge are tied up

(01:28:01):
at the dock when they do it. I'm gonna say
sixty Okay, hmm, I'm gonna go thirty four. Lydia is
the winner, sixty nine percent. I'm good. They boats sink
at the dock or mooring on the remainder, sink while underway,

(01:28:25):
I don't know. And do you know why? Most boats
sink because they're being unattended to enemy gunfire, No, they're
being und there fire. Yeah, there's a lot of things
you've seen this show below deck, right, there's a lot
of things you gotta do on a boat. There's just

(01:28:47):
a guy that patrols the docks. He's like, you ain't
been here in six weeks. Down, we gotta make some room.
But mostly, like, the biggest problem that gets about sunk
is uh, not plugging the drain. That's a classic. It

(01:29:07):
almost feels like something classic. It's like saying that most
noses get broken by stepping on a rake, like it's funny.
It just does not seem right. That's sucking stupid anyway.
That's uh, that's about facts with Niki. Yes, what a

(01:29:27):
great episode, Lydia, thank you so much for joining us.
You were a goddamn all star that this was a
lot of fun. Guys, I'm just, like I said, just
happy to talk about you know, the series, that's the world,
the franchise. It's a franchise, right, Yeah, sure, I hope
this is a springboard for you to start guesting on
more Bravo related podcast programming from your mouth God's ears,

(01:29:53):
you know what I'm saying. And by God's I mean
podcast hosts. I'm I'm here, you know what I mean.
But if you need a recommendation, what do we know? Yes,
thank you so much. Can you tell people where they
can find you and follow you? Absolutely? You can find
me in your hearts and in your dreams and online

(01:30:14):
at hater Tuesday. But in that you'll find me on Instagram,
on Twitter, and my website is my name Lydia Papovich
dot com. But there's not ship happening there because comedy
is dead. Bride Bye Comedy, Bye bye, Hello Bravo recaps.
All right, guys, thank you so much for listening to
the recap of season eight, episode seven, a blow deck

(01:30:37):
We had a great time. You can follow us at
deckheads Pod on Instagram and Twitter. You can email us
at deckheads Pod at gmail dot com. Check out our
march on te public Baby, it's the holidays by your
loved ones. Uh, deckheads merch. You know, we have a
lot of masters of vote Facts, Vote Facts Master. I
can't remember which weik goes. I'm a real add I'm
not a really addie. If Captain Lee's happy, I'm happy.

(01:31:00):
We got a lot of fun shirts up there, and
you can get them on everything. Mugs, cell phone cases,
slapped up whatever, anything you want, t shirts, tanks, hoodies, whatever.
So do that and you can follow me at ana
host Nick Is at Nick's Turners, and uh leave us
a five star review. We would really appreciate it. We will.
We will eventually read them out loud whenever we get them.

(01:31:23):
So yeah, do that, and then hey, leave a boat.
Fact if you feel so inclined, make your heart feel
good for Nick. Okay, well that sing sing sing good night.
All right, guys, let's all hop in this tiny little
boat and get goodbye guy. Deckheads is a production of

(01:31:50):
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