October 6, 2025 • 61 mins
This week, Chris and Karen chat about legal situationships, vacuum jingles and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Are you leaving?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
time and a termino and gay. We want to send
you off in style. We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Tell us all about it. We scared her?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Was it fine?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Mal porn?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Ride with Karen and Cris? Welcome to Do you need
to ride? This is Chris.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgera.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
We're We're back.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
We're back, baby.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
We you know Karen has gone, oh no, you know this,
but Karen, but we're u. Our podcast was canceled, but
we're back.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's right, that's what I met.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
We're just like the Jimmy Kimmel podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Really a shocking turn that Vladimir Putin said we could
no longer podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I was surprised that it was because I kept singing
songs where the lyrics weren't clear to Putin hates that.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, he is. He is a clearance obsessive.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, And I'm like, what are you not a fan
of Counting Crows.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You don't want to make Counting Crows a little money?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, but it's okay because I got some friends at
the FCC. I called up Tipper Gore and she helped you. Yeah,
I said, your band sounded a little like.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
The Go Gos.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
She was her?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Do know that she was a drummer.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And in a Go Gos esque band, a.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Garage rocky, more garage rocky than you would think.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
And what and she was the drummer.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
She was the drummer.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Do you think that.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Her failure as a professional drummer is the reason that
she wanted so much oversight on every other drummer's work
in the eighties and nineties.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I do.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah. I thought you got to say the reason their
marriage fell fell apart? I think did Yeah? Yeah? Didn't
they get a algo?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, they know.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
They called it quits. She started going back to the
underground club saying there's no and this time she just politely.
She sees a band, She's like, you guys are so good,
you're so on point, but the lyrics.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Please please watch your mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
She still hates swearing.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
She's no.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I always when I discovered she was in a band.
Of course, that's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, that would make sense a.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Way to still be involved with meusic.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yes, lots of people take that fascist approach, like if
I can't do it, it's not the if you can't
beat them, join them. It's the reverse inverse of that,
which is like, if you can't become one, beat them, try.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
To beat them.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yeah, very sad, very hit lory it is. But sorry,
aunt least, did you look it up? I would love
to know if the Gorees are divorced.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Okay, so, because I'm betting nos so they actually they
separated in June twenty ten, Christ, but they in what's
called a gray divorce, so they're not actually divorced.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
They're just living separate lives.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And by gray they mean fifty shades of They still
made at weird sex parties.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
They love to whip each other.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
What is a grade of?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Or they're just they're just separated.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
They're like they've gone through It's like they're empty nesters
and their lives have changed, but they are not going
to like Upset the Apple Cart. Did you see that
Upset the Apple Cart by you know, announcing to the
whole family like we're leaving each other.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
So they're just like quietly doing that.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
They're in an open relationship or yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Or just like it's over, but they're just not telling
anybody because they don't want to deal with it.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Hey, I get it. Why go through all the legal proceedings.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That's why you're in so many situationships.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Me too, I've mean so many legally binding under the
eyes of the the lord situationships.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I love to get into a situationship and then make
people just start signing all kinds of contracts.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's funny because I hadn't heard that phrase till the
other day, and here you are with it.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Situationships. What does it mean?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
It means just people you hook up with and don't
have to deal with in terms of being a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Arcle.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh oh, be guilty in the past.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I mean, yes, you are a stand up comedian, right right.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's kind of like cigarettes. It's just part of the
it's an occupational hazard.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah, you're always shopping when you're on the road.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yes, yes, right, not just for little cardigans, no, for
the whole new house for the Uh yes exactly. Uh
now I've changed now responsible So oh, I found a
way I did a festival, and I was thinking of
you because we always talk about Bridgetown, and I did
a very bridge towny like festival in Denver.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Ooh, was it high planes?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
High Planes? It's the last year of high planes.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh, as far as I know, or as far as
they were alluding to, but it was.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It was your last year of high plane.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It was such right, Yes that everyone told me it
was the last year, especially as they dropped me off
for the airport and then hey.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
That's it, Chris, We're not going to do this anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, and everyone was winking, which you know, I don't
know what anything means these days.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It's all situationships.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yes, they did a bunch of situational winks.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, I think for everybody, I'm pretty sure they're ending it.
But I had so much fun and it was the
best hand picking of comics.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I've seen, is it Adam Katon Hollins, Yeah, and the
rest of those guys.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And I think Adam really specifically, judging by his end
of the festival like tear jerking speech that he gave,
he's really good with his words and emotions, and so is.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Karen that helps run that festival.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
They both gave the best speeches, but they did say, like,
these are the comics that we like, their actual material
and the things they're talking about, and so they were
all here together, and in that moment I realized I
just had watched dozens of comics perform and not one
person did crowd work.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
So imagine that, yeah, imagine. Yeah, it was all people
that rely on their material. Yeah, it was great. It
was so fun.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
But I danced till three in the morning, which at
the after party with Jared Gold see, just so much fun.
That's great because I found a mushroom chocolate bar that
I took a little nibble of and.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
All of a sudden, it was you were free to
do it.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I was free to be who I am.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
What did that include dance wise?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Was it a lot of like backstretching rainbow stuff over
the heads?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Well, it starts. I call that top rock. But then
I started to get into the bottom rock, the actual footwork,
the rolling, the procuring of the length of carrogated cardboard.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Corrogated, you have it.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I get to carrogated cardboard before I starting my bark swarms,
barks fans.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Oh, I lost it on that. It was all coming
back to me.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I forgot that I've been accused of being a good
dancer in the past. M h And inevitably, you know,
I'm I'm doing my comedic moves, but the rhythm and everything.
Someone will come up with a dance background and said, clearly,
you also.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Have a dance background.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'm like, no, all self stopped self taught street style?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Were you were you taught on the street or you
taught yourself on the street.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I mean when I say streets, I mean locations, indoor locations,
but not meant for dance pool halls. Yes, very close
to people actually playing pool. It got mixed reviews.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
People don't love it.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Just and also listener at home if you can hear
that clanging. I for some reason put a metal cup
in the very back trunk area and it's just gonna
move with the car stopping and starting.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Now Karen's being very polite. I put the metal cup
in Karen's trunk.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Well, listen where as it. We work as a team,
so if one of us does it, we all did it.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I'm starting to get used to it.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I'm just pretending I'm in a serene field and nearby
is a cow that occasionally rings.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
His neck belling, and then you do more of your dancing.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, and then I request more cow bell?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Can you just do some name checks of Peel, like
when you just said Jared Bolts And I'm like, oh,
I'm so jealous that you got to just have a
comedy vessel with like some of.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
The best people.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That part was fun, just hanging out and feeling familiar
and happy with a friend. But then when it got dancing,
I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
We are we know how to dance together?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yes, And we were in sync great, And there was
other like a volunteer that worked at the festival.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
We had a good she.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And I we had a good dance routine. Just you know,
you know what I'm about to do with my legs.
It's going to be a herky jerky weird thing.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
And then so it's like you're doing herky jerky and
then she's kicking between and it's like you rehearse.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You watch someone else's moves, you have your own moves,
and you slowly morph those moves together, yep, gradually, until
you're doing the same move. Much like when everyone mistook
teen Wolf transitioning into a monster dog. He put his
arms up and they're like, hey, I guess that's the
cool new move. And they all started doing the wolf dance. Sure,
(10:52):
that's kind of what I was doing.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You were starting new yeah, wolf dances?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yes, okay, And one of those was that wolf that
was the that was so much fun. It's just been
so long since I was all hot and sweaty.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Okay. Name other people that were there.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Other people that I do know who Laura Peak is.
It's my new favorite person. She's so fun.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Does she talk slowly?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Okay, No, she reminds.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Me of a young Megan Mooney, but I'll have to look. Yes,
there was a lot of.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Comics who I have just met for the first time,
and I think a lot of them hang out at
the New Comedy Store or what has been an improved
version of the Comedy.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Store the last couple of years.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
So a lot of people I didn't know. And Shaneek
he is a New York man. He is the funniest
person to hang out with. His name is shaniek. I
do not know his last name, and I think I
would probably butcher it because it's it's it's a lot
of lot of lot's.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
It's a hard one for.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Me, there's my syllables in that name, specifically vowels.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, if there's a lot of owls otherwise not seeing
we're all used to the I E or the AO
or the but then every once in a while there's
a selection of owls three in a row, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Like, is this a bad word? Wordle? Like the word ouiji?
Not with you to expect wordle?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, a true challenge, yes, But you basically made a
new friend and then got to riff with a comic,
a new comic.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
That's that's what it's all about.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Well, it was one of those situations where you know,
you get into a shuttle van and you're the last
comic to get picked up, and they're already it's top
tier Eddie Pepatone, who is funnier than he's ever been.
He is so good at stand up. Right now, I'm
not just off the record between you and I. Let's
stop recording. I gotta tell you how we can't. I
(12:59):
can't let this get out.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I don't know who I am.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I want to see that.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I watched him just be so controlled.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
With the screaming Margaret No exactly barely dipping into that
like he'd start to do it and then call attention
to what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, you know how he does that.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
He gets mad and yelling and then lets people know
he's in control a character. But he also was saying
things that I would be so scared to say and
getting away with it in a way that everyone loved him.
And I saw a lot of comics doing that. I'm like, Okay,
I'm going to stop being cowardly because lately I'm you know,
(13:44):
we're scared.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
We get scared to say it's.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
A stressful time. It is. It's a stressful fascist time.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
But again, this podcast is now regime approved, hey, by
the state. Great, if we say it's something that makes waves,
you'll hear a a aruga or a or a bleep.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
And then you'll see us in the gulag. Yes, we
get two bleeps and then we're gone.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Sometimes it won't be a bleep.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Sometimes it's a sample like, ay, donuts, who's that?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
That's Homer. That's the best Homer I've ever done.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I'm so sorry, Hey, hey donuts, isn't that good?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
We can't clear that it was so good?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
But exactly, yeah, even Harry's shear is like am I
in a car.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
We just got served. You just got served papers by
Harry Shearer.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
It's the other guy, I guess.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
But every time I did morning radio, they would sample
Homer yea, And I'm like, why why am I up
this early?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Why are you pushing that button?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Nasty nasty boys. They don't mean a thing, they don't. Uh, well,
we have on.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
The road as well.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah, where's your favorite I've been wanting to know what
was your favorite stop?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
God damn it, I have to say.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
We were in Denver, That's where we kicked off, and
it was very It was the kind of thing where
there was enough going on where I wasn't really I
was like, yeah, we just have these shows, and I
wasn't really thinking about it. And then once we were there,
it was very nerve wracking because I'm like, we haven't
done this in so long, right, this is going to
be a goddamn disaster. And of course it was not,
(15:28):
And it was lovely and whatever. And Adam kateon Holland
came to see us and came back and said hi beforehand,
which was really lovely to see him, and.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
It was just kind of like really lovely, and that.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Town is just so it feels to me it's filled
with young people trying to do something, you know what
I mean, Like, yeah, we went to the Rocky Stadium
because it was right near our hotel, just to see
the giants were playing, and just like it was an
evening game and it was so lovely and there was
tons like the weren't a lot of people in the seats,
but tons of people up in the.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Upper decks where the bars are.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
So it's just all these like people in their thirties
and forties kind of standing around with a beer like
it was a hang And I was just like, yes,
it would be cool to live here.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I think it would be cool.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yes, and live in one of those condos right by
the stadium. Every time I've been in Denver, which I've
been there a lot, and there is that vibe like
a walking tailgate party all day, but not people acting crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It's like a loving city.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
And the only comedy scene I know for certainly the
first one I came across where the actual comics are
not wanting to cove it their scene and make it
hard for outsiders to come in. They welcome it. Other comics,
will you come here and do this show? With us, right,
(16:54):
that doesn't.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Happen a lot of I think because those guys from
what's their comedy troop called Gralics, the Glicks guys are
some of the coolest, smartest, friendliest people who understand that.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I think.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
I think it's club owners that make that kind of
competitive are you good enough to be here bullshit? When
comics are in charge, they do the opposite because they
know how it feels. It's it's the same reason that
Bridgetown was such a good festival.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Right right, And as a result when you go there,
every time I've gone there, I'm not doing clubs.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I'm doing comedian.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Produced local shows or just little door deals through relationships
and situationships of fire, many children and Boulder.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, it's easy.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
It's cheaper to live there.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
At at least.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
It's now time to tell you I am named Chris
for a reason. I am your father, and i'd peel
off perfectly.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Uh yeah, it's it's the best. Did you do the Paramount? Yes, terrific.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
It was great.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
It was very exciting and big and great, and I'm
just also just very.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Tired, and you know, it's been go go go.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Is it something you feel like would wear you down
and make you stay tired, or do you think you'd
eventually get used to it.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I can get used to it.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I think we're just had the kind of multiple layers
of things we're trying to get done. Yeah, is a
lot of work and a lot of uh pressure. What's
that sound? Oh it's on a least took our seatbelt off?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's okay. I think it's to procure.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Try to get that fucking cow that bucket.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I can't believe I was. My tongue is bleeding. I
was biting it too hard. I almost lost my shit
over that clanging bucket.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I was really bothered by it, upset.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
We were both displaying so much patience for this bucket
with a mind of its own.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
It seems like it feels like, you know, in this
day and age, getting upset about a bucket isn't.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
The way to go.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
No, I'm trying to stay calm. I'm trying to become
a calm person. Yeah, and I'm failing.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I am failing.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Well, it's difficult.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I did have someone come up to me in Denver
that said, remember when you got in that guy's face
and screamed at him and pushed him, and I'm like,
oh no, They're like, no, he was being You said
he's being creepy and you called him out, and.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
For whatever reason, people just thought I was being crazy.
He was a creep. He got shunn from town, he
left town.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Because he was such a creep.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yes, wow with women, and I saw second of it.
And then since then, that was eight nine years ago,
I thought that I was a loose cannon that this
guy just validated what he said. I've been speaking your
praises and.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I, oh, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
There were so.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Many interactions like that where it was like it just
made me feel good because I'm not going out well.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Also, you know there's people who it's like when a
situation like that comes up and you actually take action
about a guy being creepy toward a girl, the other
guys that don't take any action want very badly to
try to be like, oh, you shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
It's like they're not in the wrong for not doing anything.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
You're in the wrong for having a reaction, which is
a complete manipulation to make them feel better because they're
fucking cowards and they're so often where guys are so
overtly and so overtly like weird and hostile toward women
that they should get checked constantly, and there are very
few men willing to like risk it and.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Actually do it. Well.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, and I'm not saying I'm the guy that does that.
In fact, I think I did it in a way
that should have been more calm and less threatening of
violence or whatever I did. I'm sure I did it
in a way that surprised people and didn't make them
feel great and too bad.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
That's what I feel bad about.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
But the reason I did it was correct.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
It was an overreaction, no, right.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
And it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
It's one of those things where I think about it
sometimes I'm like, oh, why did I do that? And
so it was nice to have it lifted off my shoulders.
It was therapeutic.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Gold. You were right? How many?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
How many cities did you go to them?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
We have been to three cities since we have last
seen each other. We went to Denver, Austin, and then
we just got back from Boston where we taped.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I've never been to Boston. How it's Boston.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Boston is fucking great.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
It's a very it's a fascinating city because it's like
very small. It's I mean as a person, as a
native Californian, and it's very strange because it's very the
streets are narrow, and there's a lot of cobblestones, and
it's that kind of like it's just weird.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
It's so different than how I grew up.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
And you know, this kind of a like there's none
of really this kind of a setup there because everything
is like close together, sure cobblestony, Like.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Certain parts of Philly.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
You're like, oh my god, look at all these buildings
that are on the back of our money exactly.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
And it's also it's just as old as old can
be in this country, so you know that's that's what's
going on there. But then of course there's just lots
of young people who are going to all of those
fancy schools and are Yeah, that's kind of the mix.
That's the average, and it's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I want to go there, and I yeah. One of
the friend's comics I befriended and befriended.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Alec Beck is his name. I think he's from Boston.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
We talked about Jay Larson and Boston and how.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I just want to go there now. That sounds great.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, and Austin, you did Paramount again, Austin.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yes, I believe it was another Paramount. Very cool.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
You know what we did in Austin, which was delightful
because my sister's friend Adrian came and my friend Janet,
who are my vacation friends, and so they came, and
then Janet's daughter Mary came, and then my friend Okira,
who is a costume worker who has helped me buy
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the dresses that I'm wearing on all the shows that
we're doing. And so after the second show, we all
went out on Sixth Street.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
It's sixth Street, right where all.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
The rabbit bars are and whatever, and we went to
a dueling piano bar and it was fucking fun and
hilarious and I was like, oh, I see why people.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Do this and feel the need to do this.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
It was so it was very cathartic and just like
singing dumb songs.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Oh I remember the piano bar. I'm glad it's still open.
It's still doing it because the last time I went back,
there was a very you know, it used to be
like a Bourbon street situation, just young people. There would
be like basketball exhibitions and people. Every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday,
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that street is just crawling with people and it's blocked off.
And the last time I went there, it was scary
men that had just gotten out of prison or something
wandering the streets, and there was like a period where
it was kind of you didn't want to be walking around.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yes, so it's nice to hear that it's kind of back.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
And it was very like it felt little San Francisco
in that way where there was a real mix of both.
But I on this tour just like that is the
way it is now. It's if you do not have
mental health services for the public, and you don't have
healthcare for people, then you cannot complain if there are
people wandering around a city center trying to get money
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or food because they don't have anything.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Right, that was the irony in the concentration of down
and out folks wandering around is there it's because they
were near this Fish and Loaves place that did provide
beds and food and stuff. But then I think they
would like, okay, we're all we're all no vacancies. They
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just locked the door. And then there's people that are
like God damn it. Yeah, now I'm just going to
wander the streets and for us graded. So it's yeah,
that's the only that place that's great, and I'm glad
they exist. But if you were to find what's the
opposite of a silver lining a gray relationship.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
It's just billionaires have to pay taxes. That's the bottom line.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
They just have to.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
It really is all about capitalism, no matter what everything
that is happening right now, the canceling of that show
that it's all capitalists.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
The reinstallment of that show again a capitalist, someone made
an agreement, someone paid, and well because all of the
people all across America said go fuck yourself, Disney and
canceled all their Disney shit, which is I'm still blown
away three billions in like forty eight hours.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
And like Kimmel said in his monologue, which was so
worth watching, yeah that the Trump's whole thing backfired to
where well we're bad. Not only are we back, we
just now have higher ratings than ever. Yeah, at least tonight,
which is so great.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Also, I thought it was really amazing and sweet that
he cried that way, where it's just like how much
shit has been.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Put on him.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
He can cry like Jennifer love hewittt drop of a hat,
but it is always and with her. I believe it
every time. Otherwise I wouldn't sit through so much ghost whisper.
I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I'm into it.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
It's good background viewing.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Suddenly you unpause it and you find you're caught up
in season five. But yes, his emotions are, he does
not block them, and I like that about It's cool
because it was a genuine cry.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Well, And it's also just this thing of like they
basically said that. I like, it's just them accusing him
of what they're doing. And then you see that fucking
funeral that was one of the most psychotic of all time.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Did you watch any of the funeral.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I just saw the wife acting very, very straight.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
It's just the whole thing is dystopian beyond it's just surreal.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Now, yeah, I there's a lot of.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
People acting a certain way that you just know aren't genuine,
and that's all I'm looking for, now, can we just
be genuine? And that includes this bus driver who is
going diagonal? Is he doing a three point turn? There's
a median on the road we're on. Okay, Okay, that
was just a careful, lame change that required a forty
(28:41):
five degree angle.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
I mean it looked like he was trying to back
up into the bus area, but there was two cars
parked in it.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Listener, if you're ever in uh Los Angeles and you
feel like a bus is veering towards you, and oh no,
what if they don't stop? That is what's happening. They
will not stop, they won't get out of their way.
They're unhinged. Get out unhinged.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Here's what I'm really happy about, speaking of capitalism, that
the Capital One Cafe here on Brand Avenue is still open.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
It is.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Oh can you can you get a coffee there? If
you don't have an account with them?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Hell no? Wait I remember when that opened. I was like,
what is going on? Wait? It's not open? Can you
see if there's people in there?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
There's too much of a glare.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
The Capital One Cafe.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
This this Mercedes AMG is too tall. I bet they're open.
I mean that's one of the banks that's doing.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Okay because it's open.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
It's open. Let's go in Hong Kong Kong. I need
a bill, I need a loan.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I need a loan and a Latte.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
I need a house.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Are gonna look at those people sitting in the Capitol
One Cafe loving life.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I haven't been to the American in a long time.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Well, Christmas is coming up.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Hey, have you gotten any of your shopping done?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
It's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Part of Hacks is that they have an Anne Einbinder's
character live in the Americana.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Oh does she?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, there's like a you.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Know, there's the apparent.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Condos around it.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
It was just such a specific, hilarious thing that obviously
a writer who probably lived down this street, was like,
what if this character lives?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
I wonder if anybody that used to work on Baskets
with me is on that staff, because we used to
talk about living at the Americana, and we looked up
like a tour of what it would look like if
you did.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I mean, I'm sure, let's say, I'll.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Go to IMDb now and then I will call the
person and accuse them of no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
I think lots of people have been fascinated with the
idea of that you could live at the Americana if
you wanted to, Like, it's so crazy. So I don't
think I'm the only one or that that writer's room was,
but it would be really funny if it was like, oh,
Teresa Mulligan worked on baskets and now she's working.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
On that, right or I bet you're right.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, perhaps, And the character, of course was it was
a joke to be placed there by your employer. But
then there's something to be said for living somewhere and
you just walk down the stairs in anything you could
possibly need, smoothie, new iPhone, Tiffany ring.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
A Tiffany, a fabroge egg.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Tabge egg.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Finally, I'm going to go over this way because there
is that drive through coffee place.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Let's do.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
It's not this street.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
I just realized, although I thought I was tired, and
so far you're doing OK.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, there's a little pep in my step.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
You're remembering all these festivals you've been to. You're you're
looking back on life, you're seeing the positive.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
You asked for names, and I was able to conjure
three of them in the past.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
My brain will freeze if you ask me to say
a name.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Look at his cool thing.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yeah, he's making there's a little kid making motorcycle noises.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
That's like a it's like a stroller that's actually shaped
like a little bike.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, oh he's got pedals. Yeah, okay, that's good.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
He kind of thinks he's riding a bike while the
grandma like pushes him from behind.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
That's so cute.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, it's it's amazing to me that those bikes they
don't have pedals. It's just kids sit on them and
push with their feet mm hmm, and then eventually within
a week they learn how to balance on a bike,
whereas with our traditional bikes it's like you have to
put your feet on the pedals. Your dad has to
(32:43):
hold the back and then push you down an alley. Yeah,
and then dive off into a bush.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
And convince you to trust the process even though it
makes absolutely no sense.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yes, I will never forget the feeling of abandonment. When
my dad let go of that ns on my rainbow
colored bicycle of a Nanasya with the cowboy jumping over
glorious rainbow and I think there's.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
A pot of gold. It was very confusing.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
But he let go of it and I fell over immediately,
and I thought that he did it pushed me over.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Oh I was not ready.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
You thought Jim fucked you over.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
But the training wheels all that you know there's these
aftermarket training wheels.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
We didn't need that.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Someone just said what about a bike without pedals? And
they just dragged their feet and learned.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
So you know what the crucial part is is that
the bike without pedals requires an adult to be there
with the child, whereas all the bikes that we grew
up with, it's like, well, go go teach yourself how to.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Ride a bike. Yeah, you go do this.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, yeah, I guess I do appreciate that I had
that childhood, But I also think every day, how the
hewl did I not get snatched up? I mean, it
was out there wandering around learning to dance in the streets, as.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
I said, with your name in the newspaper and your state,
your name and address.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
The other exhaust topics I've exhausted.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I mean, but but relevant, always relevant.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yes, yes, I'm just I'm glad I never got snatched up.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Do you think that's Fred Armison sitting in that car?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
It sure could be him as a character. Did you
see his They've been replaying some old Weekend Update appearance where.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
He's like Mark maren.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
No, it was just like a.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Fired up political protester type. Yes, with ostensibly ya. Look,
that's Mark Maren.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
It's Mark Maren and Dave across that he's doing.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
You just know, that's so great. I love it.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
It's so funny.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
But also that fucking guy is so brilliant because he
is obviously riffing, but all of those little weird rejoinders
are different.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
He doesn't repeat one of them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
That's exactly I watched it over and over because I
could tell not a word of that was written down
or run by anyone, and he did.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
It so perfectly that I think that like got went
viral for some reason because I saw it too.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Yeah, it's just out there. I'm I mean, my.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Pocket computer is constantly reminding me of Snel moments I
never saw mm hmmm uh and that was one. I
just there's so many years I was, you know, out
doing comedy on Saturdays. I remember, for there was an
entire decade of my career where I'm like, I wish
I could watch Say and I'm Live. It was important
(36:01):
to me, even if it's bad, even if everyone's always
said it used to be better, I always wanted to
see it.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Yeah, it's still a bunch of young people putting their
funniest ideas together and doing them fucking live on television.
Look perfect, little baby and a little onesie going to
get a popsicle.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
We've been Yeah, we obviously have to have a baby
or a toddler on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
We're big fans.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
We have to interview a baby or a toddler. How
about that one?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
So how long you've been dumping in your pants? Right
from the beginning?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
When do you plan to stop?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Rather than at the end of speech to the un
So did you watch that?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Oh boy, imagine if someone had to give a roast
and all the all the writers were like, just riffit.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
So bad.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, it was. Absolutely. We're in an amazing period in time.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yes we are.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
We are part of a stain.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
We're part of a stain of a stain.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yes, in history.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yes, we're living at that's right, and it's hard to
know what to do.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
I don't think there is anything to do.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Right, You guess there's a lot of people that you know,
like all democratic politicians for instance, that you would think
would do something. I think they're just midlife crisis skating
at costco.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Also, well, everybody but everybody's vampire boyfriend Gavin Newsom, who's
out there kicking ass and sassing back.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
It's funny and changing laws.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
He is vampire like and I suddenly like him quite
a bit. But the one who reminds me of a
vampire the most is Ted Cruz.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
He literally looks like mm hmm a muppet vampire. He looks. Oh,
he looks like the Grandpa from the Monsters.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yes he does.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
That's what. What is his name?
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Grandpa Grandpa Monster?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Grandpa Monster? Are people?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
That's his government name?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Am I just visualized a popular meme in my head?
Speaker 4 (38:26):
I don't, probably, But it also it's because he has
those like front forward, slouchy shoulders and he looks kind
of beady eyed and like he's a bad.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Person and has the de Vito penguin no like beak nose. Yeah,
and these aren't you know, we're not. I said at
the top of this. We are regime approved and look
at us now, Yeah, what am I doing? This is
what it is to.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Be human exactly at this point.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
It's lighthearted, fun times, fun time fodder, and it's all alleged.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yes, exactly right.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I've got to start using the word allegedly more often.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Yeah, just for safety, Yes.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Room tone for safety hold.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Hold, then the room allegedly I get to go to
this airport tonight and then then and that's the moment
I realized we're nowhere near the airport?
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Is it the Bourbon airport you're thinking of?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah, got a bit of a red eye into Idaho
and then a drive into the middle of.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Nowhere for a show. Where for a.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Music show at the opening of a skate park in
what state?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
It is? In Idaho? Okayom New Meadows.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
It's called because I'm going to be in Salt Lake City.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Really, Yes, So we're each gonna rebel, both with some Mormons.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
We're going to go to some pretty extreme states and
we're going to to get extreme while we're there.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Would the mission work?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, it's funny that you should say that, because I'm
not really in a band.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
I've just been doing mission work.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Is that true? You secretly joined the Mormon Church?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
And when I said I got a TC helic on
voice play pedal machine, it's actually on Jonathan Jacob jingle
heimmer Smith's book.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Yeah, the book, the book Little Gold Glasses I found
buried under a tree.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
That's what that book?
Speaker 4 (40:32):
What's that John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith found. That's how he
claimed to have been given.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
I believe one of.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
The first parts of him the Lord coming to him
and saying you're going to start a religion was he
was chilling out under a tree and he found God
told him to dig and he found a pair of
magical golden spectacle.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
I mean, is that it's just as wild to talk
about this, damn apple.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Yes, those guys were they honking yeah and yelling out
the window all the all the she's laughing at them.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
She is the way she she's easy going, she's like
she's still like, ah the world.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
You know what, you maga fucking Republican. Sorry, sorry, my
apologies allegedly.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Allegedly God, that's gonna get us out of somebody.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Now, what did you and what have you heard about
the rapture? Did we talk about that at all?
Speaker 1 (41:36):
I it's so I did everything to prepare and then
I'm stupidly didn't leave any windows open.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
I just woke up with a lump on my forehead
because I slam straight into the ceiling.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
So sorry, So all that they tried to take you
and your friends wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Let you go.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
You're supposed to lay in a field.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yeah, you have to take it all.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
The people naked in a field who don't like other
people for them being different are all up in a
hitful heaven right now, and I'm not included.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
No, they didn't go.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
So the word on the street is that it didn't happen,
and then they push it to today.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
But I still think it didn't happen. I mean, as
far as I can tell.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
That's so funny. That is a David Cross joke. You know,
kids love the Bible. What she got a little peanut
butter and smudged the date, so it is next week now,
Like that is straight out of a joke from twenty
years ago. You told, I've just been going back because
(42:40):
I was kind of fascinated by the tiktoks and Instagram
stories posts about people preparing for it. Yes, in a joyous,
crying way.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
I can't believe I had to get ready, but I'm ready.
I've moved. I've said goodbye to my family.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
All and if I'm wrong, though, I will post an
apology video. So I was able to find enough of
them to then go back to those accounts, I guess
I didn't have much.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
To do this morning.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
I mean, look, and no one els posts their apology
vide No they're not sorry because well.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
The date changed, and that's on me. I should know.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
And also I think this is part of the.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
It's almost like it's too bad someone can't bring to
the conversation, like, aren't you unsatisfied? People keep making these
promises to you. They don't come through on these promises.
You don't have a job, you don't have money, you
don't have your life as fucked up You're literally going,
it would be better if I was dead and in
(43:47):
heaven and still and then the date gets pushed and
you're still not ever going. You know what, where's this
coming from? Do these people actually know what they're talking about?
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Right?
Speaker 3 (43:58):
That part never happened?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Should I take classes at that votech?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
I've always been meaning to do yeah or something? Should something?
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Follow a dream?
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Do something different an earthly dream? Yes?
Speaker 4 (44:14):
Get get kind of into what we're doing here more
than right, trying to escape from everybody.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
We're poking fun at some people. Well, and I'm all
the way forward. I'm not saying, I'm just saying we
should all just be we're stuck here on earth. Yes,
let's follow our dreams here before we open it up
to the universe.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
Also, if people could just understand, it's not that bad.
It's if you were raised to be afraid of your feelings,
then just know your feelings are fine, and all you
have to they pass you, let them come up and out,
and then that's.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
That and right, and just work on it.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Most people's main problem is they think they shouldn't have
feelings or reactions to real shit. That's hard, right, It's
just like you can't go literally unplug your phone and
cry for twenty minutes. No one will know, no one
will care, and if you told them, they'd be.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Like me too.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Right now, the important part is unplugging your phone or
not aiming it at your face purposefully in a tripod.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
But yere's ago.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
I guess we've all been crying like this. It's just
now we're each televising ourselves.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Well, the content churn is yes, is real?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:28):
What about kid?
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Look at that?
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Wow, you got a lot of people got a raw
deal in that print job. We're gonna wrap your face
around the corner window so it will seem, uh egg.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Like you are a smiling child. Sure, but you could
also be a terrifying monster.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yes, yes, and we're gonna go ahead and stretch. The
thing is, we had to stretch the vinyl to reach
the end of the window, and your face will turn
into a lemonhead.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
You will suffer forth things. Sorry you are lemonhead. Dan.
Wasn't his name Dan? Lemonhead?
Speaker 4 (46:03):
Dan?
Speaker 2 (46:05):
He had a name.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
I swear to god, you're thinking of Evan Dano from
the Levendus. I love him, Evan Dando Dan.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
But you said Dan, I did say Dan.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
We pulled it together, you know what I think?
Speaker 4 (46:23):
I think I was thinking of the candy companies for pan,
But wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Didn't you have a name on Elise? Oh no, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
It was a shame about Ray though.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
A lot of that's the kind of thing that's getting
to get the f C seat breathe.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Them down my pants and says Christ we can't risk this. No,
we just got renewed.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
I almost didn't tell you were out of town.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
We got to keep doing this.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
But we spent a full week off the air.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
That granted, we do only record once a week, so
it could have just been a normal break.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
It's true. I just realized it was a normal break.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
But also it's because I was I was gone trying
to do things.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Yes, I was as well. I was as well worked out.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
It sure did. Wait does this girl have a big,
giant ball with her?
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Wait a minute, are you going to the beach?
Speaker 3 (47:18):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (47:19):
I don't I'm not seeing what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Up on the corner. It's a person with a gigantic ball.
If only the person in front of us would move
up right, if you could see on the other.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Side of this white car.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
Okay, this is somebody. Get ready to take a picture.
Move white car.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Listener, I just want you to know there's no white car.
There's no ball.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Oh now I see Can you see how big it is? Oh?
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Is it a person with a sweatshirt and a hat
on her head?
Speaker 3 (47:49):
It's the sweatshirt as a hat.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Sweatshirt as a hat. Yes, and a ball and a
big where's the beach man?
Speaker 4 (47:57):
But it's a ball that's larger than any it's literally
five feet.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Oh now I'm seeing it. That is a.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Big See what I can you see what I see?
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I do? I do? I also see a very How
do I say this? She has a ball and she's.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Also looks like a little bit of a witch.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
I think she should sit on the ball because she
has sharda.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
It's a it's like a Oh it's a big.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Actually, I'd be pretty excited to find that.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
I mean, if you're a golden retriever.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
It's a giant bean bag. I've always wanted one.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
But it rolls like I think bean bags are a
little right, softer and gushi er.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
That thing was like your tennis ball. But it was great.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah, it remained a spherical form, defying all gravity, so
there's no way it's for sitting. Where did she find
a plush, fuzzy ball?
Speaker 3 (49:04):
That was kind of incredible.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
I did not know what to expect.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Yeah, I bet you didn't. I bet you just didn't
understand how big that goddamn ball was.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
I was thinking of the biggest ball that exists, maybe
a red one for after school kicking on a roof,
maybe a multi colored beach ball. But that was a
giant plush six foot diameter, yes, or radius, it's been
a while.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
It's or circumference.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Oh, a circumference gotta be twelve feet m.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
The problem with the things I've been eating lately is
that I'm very lazy and not making plans. So everything
I'm doing just a lot of drinks, whether it's like
a smoothie or drink yogurt. I just realized as I
was drinking this, I was just like, I can't remember
the last normal food I've mean, everything's this shit.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
I've been trying to get.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
And I'm going to sound like one of those people
that's like if there's something in your closet you don't wear,
take it out, you know. Yeah, there's other stuff going on.
There's a thousand other things I have to do before
I beautify and and and organize my closet. But I've
been trying to do meal prep where it's like, Okay,
(50:24):
I'm going to think about the entire week of food
this Sunday.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Yeah, and I purposefully.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Ordered some Tupperware continent. I went to a Tupperware party.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Oh no, no, that's just something our moms did.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
But you can get it online now you don't have
to know somebody and drive up to their house.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
It was always on a hill. But I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
To like make quick healthy like a like a garbonzo
and green and avocado with a simple dressing salad, which
you know, as that marinates and sits there. It's like
day four. Because I don't know about you. If I
have to, I can eat the same thing every day.
(51:13):
If I like it, I'll make.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
A bucket a soup.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeap, we all eat it for a week completely.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
That's why I used to be able to use a
crock pot so much, because it's like, oh, you just
up and make like chicken with a bunch of salsa
in it, and suddenly you have the innerds of like
tacos and stuff, and you can just keep eating that
chicken in all different ways.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Who do we have on the podcast? We're talking about
this bean salad business?
Speaker 3 (51:39):
Dense bean salad?
Speaker 4 (51:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Was it an Emily Maya Mills? It feels like that.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I think you're right.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Yeah, I had no idea, and I thought you wouldn't either,
So why did I even go there?
Speaker 3 (51:49):
How dare you underst to me?
Speaker 2 (51:51):
I knew you now I know that. I'm reminded. I
knew you would know in.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
A moment, in the moment I thought you'd never know.
But it's confusing you for me. Of course, you know
the bean lady.
Speaker 4 (52:02):
I have a passion for dense being salad and It's
a passion that's never been truly expressed because I've never
taken the time to make one, or write down the
ingredients or even figure out how I would.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
Well, what a revelation because I figured one out, did you?
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:18):
The garbonzo thing, it's just Garbonzos's.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
A big bowl of garbonzos.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
Among other things. What I'll send you're the recipe?
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Say it right now?
Speaker 1 (52:30):
Oh well, I said, there's some aroub the line there,
and also avocado and some oils. Okay, and that's it.
There's no it's very excuse me, I'm gassy. It's very simple,
simple salad to where you're like with herbs, you know,
(52:52):
you trim them up, you drop them in. I'm gonna
i have little herb plants now. I'm trying to get
my life together.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
You have all do it.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Because he does make a difference when you're not just
shaking an expensive ass.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Seasoning and the food like dad. Actually, yes, missus dad,
missus dad.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
Did I tell you my friend father, who he's taken
care of up in Big Barry his dad.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
One day he casually said, my dad used to write.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
Jingles, and he went through every jingle I ever grew
up by men and his dad was a songwriter and
sang them oftentimes it's his voice. Wow, And it was
so many iconic the ones we you and I can't
get out out of our heads.
Speaker 4 (53:47):
By men and Ellen DeGeneres used to have that joke
in the eighties that like she brought back for her
here and Now special that I wrote on with her,
because that's a thing of like it was just a
thing of weird stuff that pops into your head.
Speaker 3 (54:01):
And that was her example.
Speaker 4 (54:03):
Was by Menon and I thought that was the funniest
joke when I first heard it, because truly, if you
grew up like watching TV in the seventies and especially
at Christmas time, you heard that it was just this
weird little It wasn't a whole song. It was like
this weird little blip in your.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
Head right that you were forced to have be part
of your brain the rest of your life. Now people
don't even watch commercials. It's kind of funny. I think
they're missing out. Frankly, I do too. I know how
many jingles.
Speaker 4 (54:32):
Jingles have to come back in a real way. They should,
People should work on them harder. Also, there was a
TikTok the other day when there was a guy that
was singing the Hoover jingle that was that very emotional
woman that was like, nobody doesn't like you, member, nobody
doesn't like you. No, I love it, And it's a
(54:53):
whole long It's like a thirty second song that the
whole time it's about a vacuum cleaner, but it sounds
like it's the saddest like love song of all time.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Have you been thinking about singing the sound that was
like that was like you you snuck your professional voice.
Speaker 4 (55:10):
Oh, I'm always auditioning, Thank you so much. Yeah, I'm
always looking for attention, praise, and another job.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
I'm often promoting your old album because there's so many
people that you know, I'll talk to. There was one
show in Denver that our podcast fans went to. I
don't know how they found each other or why they
were at one, but they were all there. And then
everyone always says say hi to Karen, and then I'm like, yes,
(55:38):
but they did not know about when I chatted with
these nice people. They didn't know about your music album.
Speaker 3 (55:46):
You street teamed for me in Denver.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
Oh yeah, I pay, I got some paste, I pay,
I postered, I spray painted obey with your face.
Speaker 3 (55:56):
Fuck.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
Yes, yeah, I did.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
A real grassroots shepherd fairy thing for your now ten
eleven year old album.
Speaker 4 (56:04):
People are like, does Andre the Giant have a bob
that's Karen.
Speaker 3 (56:08):
That's Karen obay obey my live album.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
Thanks Chris, Yep, it's good, thanks so much, just saying
I don't know one day, it's so funny. We used
to joke about it. Let's start a band. I've been well, truthfully,
I've been a missionary.
Speaker 3 (56:27):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1 (56:28):
And also, you know, maybe one day another do you
need a ride song?
Speaker 2 (56:36):
But it's a whole album.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
It sounds like, actually I don't want to do that
at all, Thank you Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
It sounds like so much work, the fighting in.
Speaker 4 (56:48):
Well.
Speaker 2 (56:49):
I guess we just like different types of music, Karen.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
I guess I don't know anything about music because you.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
Music school, didn't you?
Speaker 3 (56:58):
Oh what's that? Oh you didn't? Oh you didn't?
Speaker 2 (57:02):
Oh wow, wow you mean more equals? That's the fight?
Speaker 3 (57:08):
What a what a horrible person you are during fighting?
Speaker 1 (57:11):
I know I'm really good.
Speaker 2 (57:14):
I'm really good at fighting.
Speaker 1 (57:15):
What's that I'm s what's the way I hear something?
Speaker 2 (57:22):
It's a bird, a little bird called the bullshit.
Speaker 3 (57:31):
I'll never well, yeah, you don't have to worry about that.
I got that out of the way fully, just visualized it.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah, it was like living the whole thing. That was
a whole year's time.
Speaker 3 (57:43):
That was. That was so much stress. We don't even
have to end here.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
We are back to doing the podcast.
Speaker 1 (57:49):
A treacherous band duo thing behind us.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
We made it through.
Speaker 2 (57:54):
Yes, what a terrible seven and a half years that was.
Speaker 4 (57:57):
We didn't have to hire a base player, we didn't
have to do any of those.
Speaker 3 (58:03):
Yes, but nobody.
Speaker 4 (58:06):
Like you. Jim's like, god damn it. It doesn't matter
that that company doesn't listen to your podcast.
Speaker 1 (58:17):
But if it's a company that is, like, not even
a single person at the Hoover building was alive during that.
Speaker 2 (58:27):
They're all young executives, yes, and this.
Speaker 4 (58:32):
Is only great promotion for their wonderful, wonderful vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 2 (58:36):
Exactly we are.
Speaker 1 (58:37):
The bottom line is that fucking thing sucks.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
It sucks harder than any dice in YO.
Speaker 1 (58:48):
That's the new I'm trying to market Jenna, Jen what
it's the generation.
Speaker 3 (58:53):
Z or A.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
I think I'm X your X.
Speaker 3 (58:57):
Yeah, they're a or z.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
I.
Speaker 4 (59:00):
You know, it's like, but we definitely have a very
strong influence over the teens and twenty year olds for sure.
Speaker 2 (59:06):
Hey, I know how to talk to him. We just
heard a sample of it.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
Yeah, it was incredible. That sucks you just putting you
at the end of things.
Speaker 2 (59:15):
You know what. That's actually very jen xy of me
to say that.
Speaker 3 (59:19):
It doesn't know it says yo at all anymore.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
You're right.
Speaker 3 (59:22):
Remember your MTV reps. Oh, of course I do such
a good show.
Speaker 2 (59:26):
Of course Ed Lover and doctor Drey, not the other
doctor Dre.
Speaker 3 (59:29):
A different doctor Dre.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
Yeah. Yeah, isn't that amazing that they both had the
same name and went into the medical business, and both.
Speaker 4 (59:37):
They went to the same medical school. And they came
out and they said, you know what, I'm going to
compete with you for the rest of my career.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
Yeah, even invent a real hospital. There's two guys named
Patel or something. They're like, look, we gotta do something
about this. Yeah, I'm going to use an innational what
are you going to use?
Speaker 3 (59:51):
I'm gonna be doctor p not those.
Speaker 2 (59:53):
Drey and Ray. And I was just like any beef.
Speaker 3 (59:56):
There's no beef. And also everyone understood exactly what was hap.
Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
There's never been a question in anyone's mind, except for
probably white people who are too afraid to.
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Ask the question exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
So it's worked out perfectly.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Nobody, Uh, oh does it?
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
See, that's what I have to do. Key Change doesn't like.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Oh, that was gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Yeah, I can only do. There's all that stuff in
the middle that I can't hit though.
Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
Okay, I'll be in a band. Yes, I knew, just
a sample. You taste a little van of it and
you want it back on our tour van.
Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Just a gorgeous jingle band, a band that just dos
thirty second songs.
Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
And we were in that sued.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Yea scholarship from Crest. There are so many, so many. Well, well,
I think we've done the time I did. You certainly
did the crime. Yes, you've been listening to need a ride,
(01:01:07):
dyan Ar.
Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
This has been an exactly right production.
Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Mixed by Edson Troy.
Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Theme song by Karen Kilgarreth.
Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook at dinar podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
That's d y n Ar podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.
Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Thank you, Oh, you're welcome.
Are you leaving?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
time and a termino and gay. We want to send
you off in style. We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Tell us all about it. We scared her?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Was it fine?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Mal porn?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Ride with Karen and Cris? Welcome to Do you need
to ride? This is Chris.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgera.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
We're We're back.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
We're back, baby.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
We you know Karen has gone, oh no, you know this,
but Karen, but we're u. Our podcast was canceled, but
we're back.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's right, that's what I met.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
We're just like the Jimmy Kimmel podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Really a shocking turn that Vladimir Putin said we could
no longer podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I was surprised that it was because I kept singing
songs where the lyrics weren't clear to Putin hates that.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, he is. He is a clearance obsessive.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, And I'm like, what are you not a fan
of Counting Crows.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You don't want to make Counting Crows a little money?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, but it's okay because I got some friends at
the FCC. I called up Tipper Gore and she helped you. Yeah,
I said, your band sounded a little like.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
The Go Gos.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
She was her?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Do know that she was a drummer.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And in a Go Gos esque band, a.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Garage rocky, more garage rocky than you would think.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
And what and she was the drummer.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
She was the drummer.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Do you think that.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Her failure as a professional drummer is the reason that
she wanted so much oversight on every other drummer's work
in the eighties and nineties.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I do.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah. I thought you got to say the reason their
marriage fell fell apart? I think did Yeah? Yeah? Didn't
they get a algo?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, they know.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
They called it quits. She started going back to the
underground club saying there's no and this time she just politely.
She sees a band, She's like, you guys are so good,
you're so on point, but the lyrics.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Please please watch your mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
She still hates swearing.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
She's no.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I always when I discovered she was in a band.
Of course, that's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, that would make sense a.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Way to still be involved with meusic.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yes, lots of people take that fascist approach, like if
I can't do it, it's not the if you can't
beat them, join them. It's the reverse inverse of that,
which is like, if you can't become one, beat them, try.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
To beat them.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yeah, very sad, very hit lory it is. But sorry,
aunt least, did you look it up? I would love
to know if the Gorees are divorced.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Okay, so, because I'm betting nos so they actually they
separated in June twenty ten, Christ, but they in what's
called a gray divorce, so they're not actually divorced.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
They're just living separate lives.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And by gray they mean fifty shades of They still
made at weird sex parties.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
They love to whip each other.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
What is a grade of?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Or they're just they're just separated.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
They're like they've gone through It's like they're empty nesters
and their lives have changed, but they are not going
to like Upset the Apple Cart. Did you see that
Upset the Apple Cart by you know, announcing to the
whole family like we're leaving each other.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
So they're just like quietly doing that.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
They're in an open relationship or yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Or just like it's over, but they're just not telling
anybody because they don't want to deal with it.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Hey, I get it. Why go through all the legal proceedings.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That's why you're in so many situationships.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Me too, I've mean so many legally binding under the
eyes of the the lord situationships.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I love to get into a situationship and then make
people just start signing all kinds of contracts.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's funny because I hadn't heard that phrase till the
other day, and here you are with it.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Situationships. What does it mean?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
It means just people you hook up with and don't
have to deal with in terms of being a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Arcle.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh oh, be guilty in the past.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I mean, yes, you are a stand up comedian, right right.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's kind of like cigarettes. It's just part of the
it's an occupational hazard.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah, you're always shopping when you're on the road.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yes, yes, right, not just for little cardigans, no, for
the whole new house for the Uh yes exactly. Uh
now I've changed now responsible So oh, I found a
way I did a festival, and I was thinking of
you because we always talk about Bridgetown, and I did
a very bridge towny like festival in Denver.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Ooh, was it high planes?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
High Planes? It's the last year of high planes.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh, as far as I know, or as far as
they were alluding to, but it was.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It was your last year of high plane.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It was such right, Yes that everyone told me it
was the last year, especially as they dropped me off
for the airport and then hey.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
That's it, Chris, We're not going to do this anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, and everyone was winking, which you know, I don't
know what anything means these days.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It's all situationships.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yes, they did a bunch of situational winks.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, I think for everybody, I'm pretty sure they're ending it.
But I had so much fun and it was the
best hand picking of comics.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I've seen, is it Adam Katon Hollins, Yeah, and the
rest of those guys.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And I think Adam really specifically, judging by his end
of the festival like tear jerking speech that he gave,
he's really good with his words and emotions, and so is.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Karen that helps run that festival.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
They both gave the best speeches, but they did say, like,
these are the comics that we like, their actual material
and the things they're talking about, and so they were
all here together, and in that moment I realized I
just had watched dozens of comics perform and not one
person did crowd work.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
So imagine that, yeah, imagine. Yeah, it was all people
that rely on their material. Yeah, it was great. It
was so fun.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
But I danced till three in the morning, which at
the after party with Jared Gold see, just so much fun.
That's great because I found a mushroom chocolate bar that
I took a little nibble of and.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
All of a sudden, it was you were free to
do it.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I was free to be who I am.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
What did that include dance wise?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Was it a lot of like backstretching rainbow stuff over
the heads?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Well, it starts. I call that top rock. But then
I started to get into the bottom rock, the actual footwork,
the rolling, the procuring of the length of carrogated cardboard.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Corrogated, you have it.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I get to carrogated cardboard before I starting my bark swarms,
barks fans.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Oh, I lost it on that. It was all coming
back to me.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I forgot that I've been accused of being a good
dancer in the past. M h And inevitably, you know,
I'm I'm doing my comedic moves, but the rhythm and everything.
Someone will come up with a dance background and said, clearly,
you also.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Have a dance background.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'm like, no, all self stopped self taught street style?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Were you were you taught on the street or you
taught yourself on the street.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I mean when I say streets, I mean locations, indoor locations,
but not meant for dance pool halls. Yes, very close
to people actually playing pool. It got mixed reviews.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
People don't love it.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Just and also listener at home if you can hear
that clanging. I for some reason put a metal cup
in the very back trunk area and it's just gonna
move with the car stopping and starting.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Now Karen's being very polite. I put the metal cup
in Karen's trunk.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Well, listen where as it. We work as a team,
so if one of us does it, we all did it.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I'm starting to get used to it.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I'm just pretending I'm in a serene field and nearby
is a cow that occasionally rings.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
His neck belling, and then you do more of your dancing.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, and then I request more cow bell?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Can you just do some name checks of Peel, like
when you just said Jared Bolts And I'm like, oh,
I'm so jealous that you got to just have a
comedy vessel with like some of.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
The best people.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That part was fun, just hanging out and feeling familiar
and happy with a friend. But then when it got dancing,
I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
We are we know how to dance together?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yes, And we were in sync great, And there was
other like a volunteer that worked at the festival.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
We had a good she.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And I we had a good dance routine. Just you know,
you know what I'm about to do with my legs.
It's going to be a herky jerky weird thing.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
And then so it's like you're doing herky jerky and
then she's kicking between and it's like you rehearse.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You watch someone else's moves, you have your own moves,
and you slowly morph those moves together, yep, gradually, until
you're doing the same move. Much like when everyone mistook
teen Wolf transitioning into a monster dog. He put his
arms up and they're like, hey, I guess that's the
cool new move. And they all started doing the wolf dance. Sure,
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that's kind of what I was doing.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You were starting new yeah, wolf dances?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yes, okay, And one of those was that wolf that
was the that was so much fun. It's just been
so long since I was all hot and sweaty.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Okay. Name other people that were there.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Other people that I do know who Laura Peak is.
It's my new favorite person. She's so fun.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Does she talk slowly?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Okay, No, she reminds.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Me of a young Megan Mooney, but I'll have to look. Yes,
there was a lot of.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Comics who I have just met for the first time,
and I think a lot of them hang out at
the New Comedy Store or what has been an improved
version of the Comedy.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Store the last couple of years.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
So a lot of people I didn't know. And Shaneek
he is a New York man. He is the funniest
person to hang out with. His name is shaniek. I
do not know his last name, and I think I
would probably butcher it because it's it's it's a lot
of lot of lot's.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
It's a hard one for.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Me, there's my syllables in that name, specifically vowels.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, if there's a lot of owls otherwise not seeing
we're all used to the I E or the AO
or the but then every once in a while there's
a selection of owls three in a row, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Like, is this a bad word? Wordle? Like the word ouiji?
Not with you to expect wordle?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, a true challenge, yes, But you basically made a
new friend and then got to riff with a comic,
a new comic.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
That's that's what it's all about.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Well, it was one of those situations where you know,
you get into a shuttle van and you're the last
comic to get picked up, and they're already it's top
tier Eddie Pepatone, who is funnier than he's ever been.
He is so good at stand up. Right now, I'm
not just off the record between you and I. Let's
stop recording. I gotta tell you how we can't. I
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can't let this get out.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I don't know who I am.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I want to see that.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I watched him just be so controlled.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
With the screaming Margaret No exactly barely dipping into that
like he'd start to do it and then call attention
to what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, you know how he does that.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
He gets mad and yelling and then lets people know
he's in control a character. But he also was saying
things that I would be so scared to say and
getting away with it in a way that everyone loved him.
And I saw a lot of comics doing that. I'm like, Okay,
I'm going to stop being cowardly because lately I'm you know,
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we're scared.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
We get scared to say it's.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
A stressful time. It is. It's a stressful fascist time.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
But again, this podcast is now regime approved, hey, by
the state. Great, if we say it's something that makes waves,
you'll hear a a aruga or a or a bleep.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
And then you'll see us in the gulag. Yes, we
get two bleeps and then we're gone.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Sometimes it won't be a bleep.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Sometimes it's a sample like, ay, donuts, who's that?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
That's Homer. That's the best Homer I've ever done.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I'm so sorry, Hey, hey donuts, isn't that good?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
We can't clear that it was so good?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
But exactly, yeah, even Harry's shear is like am I
in a car.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
We just got served. You just got served papers by
Harry Shearer.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
It's the other guy, I guess.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
But every time I did morning radio, they would sample
Homer yea, And I'm like, why why am I up
this early?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Why are you pushing that button?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Nasty nasty boys. They don't mean a thing, they don't. Uh, well,
we have on.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
The road as well.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah, where's your favorite I've been wanting to know what
was your favorite stop?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
God damn it, I have to say.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
We were in Denver, That's where we kicked off, and
it was very It was the kind of thing where
there was enough going on where I wasn't really I
was like, yeah, we just have these shows, and I
wasn't really thinking about it. And then once we were there,
it was very nerve wracking because I'm like, we haven't
done this in so long, right, this is going to
be a goddamn disaster. And of course it was not,
(15:28):
And it was lovely and whatever. And Adam kateon Holland
came to see us and came back and said hi beforehand,
which was really lovely to see him, and.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
It was just kind of like really lovely, and that.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Town is just so it feels to me it's filled
with young people trying to do something, you know what
I mean, Like, yeah, we went to the Rocky Stadium
because it was right near our hotel, just to see
the giants were playing, and just like it was an
evening game and it was so lovely and there was
tons like the weren't a lot of people in the seats,
but tons of people up in the.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Upper decks where the bars are.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
So it's just all these like people in their thirties
and forties kind of standing around with a beer like
it was a hang And I was just like, yes,
it would be cool to live here.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I think it would be cool.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yes, and live in one of those condos right by
the stadium. Every time I've been in Denver, which I've
been there a lot, and there is that vibe like
a walking tailgate party all day, but not people acting crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It's like a loving city.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
And the only comedy scene I know for certainly the
first one I came across where the actual comics are
not wanting to cove it their scene and make it
hard for outsiders to come in. They welcome it. Other comics,
will you come here and do this show? With us, right,
(16:54):
that doesn't.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Happen a lot of I think because those guys from
what's their comedy troop called Gralics, the Glicks guys are
some of the coolest, smartest, friendliest people who understand that.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I think.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
I think it's club owners that make that kind of
competitive are you good enough to be here bullshit? When
comics are in charge, they do the opposite because they
know how it feels. It's it's the same reason that
Bridgetown was such a good festival.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Right right, And as a result when you go there,
every time I've gone there, I'm not doing clubs.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I'm doing comedian.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Produced local shows or just little door deals through relationships
and situationships of fire, many children and Boulder.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, it's easy.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
It's cheaper to live there.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
At at least.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
It's now time to tell you I am named Chris
for a reason. I am your father, and i'd peel
off perfectly.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Uh yeah, it's it's the best. Did you do the Paramount? Yes, terrific.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
It was great.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
It was very exciting and big and great, and I'm
just also just very.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Tired, and you know, it's been go go go.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Is it something you feel like would wear you down
and make you stay tired, or do you think you'd
eventually get used to it.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I can get used to it.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I think we're just had the kind of multiple layers
of things we're trying to get done. Yeah, is a
lot of work and a lot of uh pressure. What's
that sound? Oh it's on a least took our seatbelt off?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's okay. I think it's to procure.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Try to get that fucking cow that bucket.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I can't believe I was. My tongue is bleeding. I
was biting it too hard. I almost lost my shit
over that clanging bucket.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I was really bothered by it, upset.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
We were both displaying so much patience for this bucket
with a mind of its own.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
It seems like it feels like, you know, in this
day and age, getting upset about a bucket isn't.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
The way to go.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
No, I'm trying to stay calm. I'm trying to become
a calm person. Yeah, and I'm failing.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I am failing.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Well, it's difficult.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I did have someone come up to me in Denver
that said, remember when you got in that guy's face
and screamed at him and pushed him, and I'm like,
oh no, They're like, no, he was being You said
he's being creepy and you called him out, and.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
For whatever reason, people just thought I was being crazy.
He was a creep. He got shunn from town, he
left town.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Because he was such a creep.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yes, wow with women, and I saw second of it.
And then since then, that was eight nine years ago,
I thought that I was a loose cannon that this
guy just validated what he said. I've been speaking your
praises and.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I, oh, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
There were so.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Many interactions like that where it was like it just
made me feel good because I'm not going out well.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Also, you know there's people who it's like when a
situation like that comes up and you actually take action
about a guy being creepy toward a girl, the other
guys that don't take any action want very badly to
try to be like, oh, you shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
It's like they're not in the wrong for not doing anything.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
You're in the wrong for having a reaction, which is
a complete manipulation to make them feel better because they're
fucking cowards and they're so often where guys are so
overtly and so overtly like weird and hostile toward women
that they should get checked constantly, and there are very
few men willing to like risk it and.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Actually do it. Well.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, and I'm not saying I'm the guy that does that.
In fact, I think I did it in a way
that should have been more calm and less threatening of
violence or whatever I did. I'm sure I did it
in a way that surprised people and didn't make them
feel great and too bad.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
That's what I feel bad about.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
But the reason I did it was correct.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
It was an overreaction, no, right.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
And it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
It's one of those things where I think about it
sometimes I'm like, oh, why did I do that? And
so it was nice to have it lifted off my shoulders.
It was therapeutic.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Gold. You were right? How many?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
How many cities did you go to them?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
We have been to three cities since we have last
seen each other. We went to Denver, Austin, and then
we just got back from Boston where we taped.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I've never been to Boston. How it's Boston.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Boston is fucking great.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
It's a very it's a fascinating city because it's like
very small. It's I mean as a person, as a
native Californian, and it's very strange because it's very the
streets are narrow, and there's a lot of cobblestones, and
it's that kind of like it's just weird.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
It's so different than how I grew up.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
And you know, this kind of a like there's none
of really this kind of a setup there because everything
is like close together, sure cobblestony, Like.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Certain parts of Philly.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
You're like, oh my god, look at all these buildings
that are on the back of our money exactly.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
And it's also it's just as old as old can
be in this country, so you know that's that's what's
going on there. But then of course there's just lots
of young people who are going to all of those
fancy schools and are Yeah, that's kind of the mix.
That's the average, and it's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I want to go there, and I yeah. One of
the friend's comics I befriended and befriended.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Alec Beck is his name. I think he's from Boston.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
We talked about Jay Larson and Boston and how.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I just want to go there now. That sounds great.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, and Austin, you did Paramount again, Austin.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yes, I believe it was another Paramount. Very cool.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
You know what we did in Austin, which was delightful
because my sister's friend Adrian came and my friend Janet,
who are my vacation friends, and so they came, and
then Janet's daughter Mary came, and then my friend Okira,
who is a costume worker who has helped me buy
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the dresses that I'm wearing on all the shows that
we're doing. And so after the second show, we all
went out on Sixth Street.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
It's sixth Street, right where all.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
The rabbit bars are and whatever, and we went to
a dueling piano bar and it was fucking fun and
hilarious and I was like, oh, I see why people.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Do this and feel the need to do this.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
It was so it was very cathartic and just like
singing dumb songs.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Oh I remember the piano bar. I'm glad it's still open.
It's still doing it because the last time I went back,
there was a very you know, it used to be
like a Bourbon street situation, just young people. There would
be like basketball exhibitions and people. Every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday,
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that street is just crawling with people and it's blocked off.
And the last time I went there, it was scary
men that had just gotten out of prison or something
wandering the streets, and there was like a period where
it was kind of you didn't want to be walking around.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yes, so it's nice to hear that it's kind of back.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
And it was very like it felt little San Francisco
in that way where there was a real mix of both.
But I on this tour just like that is the
way it is now. It's if you do not have
mental health services for the public, and you don't have
healthcare for people, then you cannot complain if there are
people wandering around a city center trying to get money
(25:30):
or food because they don't have anything.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Right, that was the irony in the concentration of down
and out folks wandering around is there it's because they
were near this Fish and Loaves place that did provide
beds and food and stuff. But then I think they
would like, okay, we're all we're all no vacancies. They
(25:54):
just locked the door. And then there's people that are
like God damn it. Yeah, now I'm just going to
wander the streets and for us graded. So it's yeah,
that's the only that place that's great, and I'm glad
they exist. But if you were to find what's the
opposite of a silver lining a gray relationship.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
It's just billionaires have to pay taxes. That's the bottom line.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
They just have to.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
It really is all about capitalism, no matter what everything
that is happening right now, the canceling of that show
that it's all capitalists.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
The reinstallment of that show again a capitalist, someone made
an agreement, someone paid, and well because all of the
people all across America said go fuck yourself, Disney and
canceled all their Disney shit, which is I'm still blown
away three billions in like forty eight hours.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
And like Kimmel said in his monologue, which was so
worth watching, yeah that the Trump's whole thing backfired to
where well we're bad. Not only are we back, we
just now have higher ratings than ever. Yeah, at least tonight,
which is so great.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Also, I thought it was really amazing and sweet that
he cried that way, where it's just like how much
shit has been.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Put on him.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
He can cry like Jennifer love hewittt drop of a hat,
but it is always and with her. I believe it
every time. Otherwise I wouldn't sit through so much ghost whisper.
I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I'm into it.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
It's good background viewing.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Suddenly you unpause it and you find you're caught up
in season five. But yes, his emotions are, he does
not block them, and I like that about It's cool
because it was a genuine cry.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Well, And it's also just this thing of like they
basically said that. I like, it's just them accusing him
of what they're doing. And then you see that fucking
funeral that was one of the most psychotic of all time.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Did you watch any of the funeral.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I just saw the wife acting very, very straight.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
It's just the whole thing is dystopian beyond it's just surreal.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Now, yeah, I there's a lot of.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
People acting a certain way that you just know aren't genuine,
and that's all I'm looking for, now, can we just
be genuine? And that includes this bus driver who is
going diagonal? Is he doing a three point turn? There's
a median on the road we're on. Okay, Okay, that
was just a careful, lame change that required a forty
(28:41):
five degree angle.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
I mean it looked like he was trying to back
up into the bus area, but there was two cars
parked in it.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Listener, if you're ever in uh Los Angeles and you
feel like a bus is veering towards you, and oh no,
what if they don't stop? That is what's happening. They
will not stop, they won't get out of their way.
They're unhinged. Get out unhinged.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Here's what I'm really happy about, speaking of capitalism, that
the Capital One Cafe here on Brand Avenue is still open.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
It is.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Oh can you can you get a coffee there? If
you don't have an account with them?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Hell no? Wait I remember when that opened. I was like,
what is going on? Wait? It's not open? Can you
see if there's people in there?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
There's too much of a glare.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
The Capital One Cafe.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
This this Mercedes AMG is too tall. I bet they're open.
I mean that's one of the banks that's doing.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Okay because it's open.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
It's open. Let's go in Hong Kong Kong. I need
a bill, I need a loan.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I need a loan and a Latte.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
I need a house.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Are gonna look at those people sitting in the Capitol
One Cafe loving life.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I haven't been to the American in a long time.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Well, Christmas is coming up.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Hey, have you gotten any of your shopping done?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
It's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Part of Hacks is that they have an Anne Einbinder's
character live in the Americana.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Oh does she?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, there's like a you.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Know, there's the apparent.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Condos around it.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
It was just such a specific, hilarious thing that obviously
a writer who probably lived down this street, was like,
what if this character lives?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
I wonder if anybody that used to work on Baskets
with me is on that staff, because we used to
talk about living at the Americana, and we looked up
like a tour of what it would look like if
you did.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I mean, I'm sure, let's say, I'll.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Go to IMDb now and then I will call the
person and accuse them of no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
I think lots of people have been fascinated with the
idea of that you could live at the Americana if
you wanted to, Like, it's so crazy. So I don't
think I'm the only one or that that writer's room was,
but it would be really funny if it was like, oh,
Teresa Mulligan worked on baskets and now she's working.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
On that, right or I bet you're right.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, perhaps, And the character, of course was it was
a joke to be placed there by your employer. But
then there's something to be said for living somewhere and
you just walk down the stairs in anything you could
possibly need, smoothie, new iPhone, Tiffany ring.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
A Tiffany, a fabroge egg.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Tabge egg.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Finally, I'm going to go over this way because there
is that drive through coffee place.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Let's do.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
It's not this street.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
I just realized, although I thought I was tired, and
so far you're doing OK.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, there's a little pep in my step.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
You're remembering all these festivals you've been to. You're you're
looking back on life, you're seeing the positive.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
You asked for names, and I was able to conjure
three of them in the past.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
My brain will freeze if you ask me to say
a name.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Look at his cool thing.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yeah, he's making there's a little kid making motorcycle noises.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
That's like a it's like a stroller that's actually shaped
like a little bike.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, oh he's got pedals. Yeah, okay, that's good.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
He kind of thinks he's riding a bike while the
grandma like pushes him from behind.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
That's so cute.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, it's it's amazing to me that those bikes they
don't have pedals. It's just kids sit on them and
push with their feet mm hmm, and then eventually within
a week they learn how to balance on a bike,
whereas with our traditional bikes it's like you have to
put your feet on the pedals. Your dad has to
(32:43):
hold the back and then push you down an alley. Yeah,
and then dive off into a bush.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
And convince you to trust the process even though it
makes absolutely no sense.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yes, I will never forget the feeling of abandonment. When
my dad let go of that ns on my rainbow
colored bicycle of a Nanasya with the cowboy jumping over
glorious rainbow and I think there's.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
A pot of gold. It was very confusing.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
But he let go of it and I fell over immediately,
and I thought that he did it pushed me over.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Oh I was not ready.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
You thought Jim fucked you over.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
But the training wheels all that you know there's these
aftermarket training wheels.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
We didn't need that.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Someone just said what about a bike without pedals? And
they just dragged their feet and learned.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
So you know what the crucial part is is that
the bike without pedals requires an adult to be there
with the child, whereas all the bikes that we grew
up with, it's like, well, go go teach yourself how to.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Ride a bike. Yeah, you go do this.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, yeah, I guess I do appreciate that I had
that childhood, But I also think every day, how the
hewl did I not get snatched up? I mean, it
was out there wandering around learning to dance in the streets, as.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
I said, with your name in the newspaper and your state,
your name and address.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
The other exhaust topics I've exhausted.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I mean, but but relevant, always relevant.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yes, yes, I'm just I'm glad I never got snatched up.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Do you think that's Fred Armison sitting in that car?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
It sure could be him as a character. Did you
see his They've been replaying some old Weekend Update appearance where.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
He's like Mark maren.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
No, it was just like a.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Fired up political protester type. Yes, with ostensibly ya. Look,
that's Mark Maren.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
It's Mark Maren and Dave across that he's doing.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
You just know, that's so great. I love it.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
It's so funny.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
But also that fucking guy is so brilliant because he
is obviously riffing, but all of those little weird rejoinders
are different.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
He doesn't repeat one of them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
That's exactly I watched it over and over because I
could tell not a word of that was written down
or run by anyone, and he did.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
It so perfectly that I think that like got went
viral for some reason because I saw it too.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Yeah, it's just out there. I'm I mean, my.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Pocket computer is constantly reminding me of Snel moments I
never saw mm hmmm uh and that was one. I
just there's so many years I was, you know, out
doing comedy on Saturdays. I remember, for there was an
entire decade of my career where I'm like, I wish
I could watch Say and I'm Live. It was important
(36:01):
to me, even if it's bad, even if everyone's always
said it used to be better, I always wanted to
see it.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Yeah, it's still a bunch of young people putting their
funniest ideas together and doing them fucking live on television.
Look perfect, little baby and a little onesie going to
get a popsicle.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
We've been Yeah, we obviously have to have a baby
or a toddler on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
We're big fans.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
We have to interview a baby or a toddler. How
about that one?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
So how long you've been dumping in your pants? Right
from the beginning?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
When do you plan to stop?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Rather than at the end of speech to the un
So did you watch that?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Oh boy, imagine if someone had to give a roast
and all the all the writers were like, just riffit.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
So bad.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, it was. Absolutely. We're in an amazing period in time.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yes we are.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
We are part of a stain.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
We're part of a stain of a stain.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yes, in history.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yes, we're living at that's right, and it's hard to
know what to do.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
I don't think there is anything to do.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Right, You guess there's a lot of people that you know,
like all democratic politicians for instance, that you would think
would do something. I think they're just midlife crisis skating
at costco.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Also, well, everybody but everybody's vampire boyfriend Gavin Newsom, who's
out there kicking ass and sassing back.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
It's funny and changing laws.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
He is vampire like and I suddenly like him quite
a bit. But the one who reminds me of a
vampire the most is Ted Cruz.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
He literally looks like mm hmm a muppet vampire. He looks. Oh,
he looks like the Grandpa from the Monsters.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yes he does.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
That's what. What is his name?
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Grandpa Grandpa Monster?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Grandpa Monster? Are people?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
That's his government name?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Am I just visualized a popular meme in my head?
Speaker 4 (38:26):
I don't, probably, But it also it's because he has
those like front forward, slouchy shoulders and he looks kind
of beady eyed and like he's a bad.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Person and has the de Vito penguin no like beak nose. Yeah,
and these aren't you know, we're not. I said at
the top of this. We are regime approved and look
at us now, Yeah, what am I doing? This is
what it is to.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Be human exactly at this point.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
It's lighthearted, fun times, fun time fodder, and it's all alleged.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yes, exactly right.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I've got to start using the word allegedly more often.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Yeah, just for safety, Yes.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Room tone for safety hold.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Hold, then the room allegedly I get to go to
this airport tonight and then then and that's the moment
I realized we're nowhere near the airport?
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Is it the Bourbon airport you're thinking of?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah, got a bit of a red eye into Idaho
and then a drive into the middle of.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Nowhere for a show. Where for a.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Music show at the opening of a skate park in
what state?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
It is? In Idaho? Okayom New Meadows.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
It's called because I'm going to be in Salt Lake City.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Really, Yes, So we're each gonna rebel, both with some Mormons.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
We're going to go to some pretty extreme states and
we're going to to get extreme while we're there.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Would the mission work?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, it's funny that you should say that, because I'm
not really in a band.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
I've just been doing mission work.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Is that true? You secretly joined the Mormon Church?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
And when I said I got a TC helic on
voice play pedal machine, it's actually on Jonathan Jacob jingle
heimmer Smith's book.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Yeah, the book, the book Little Gold Glasses I found
buried under a tree.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
That's what that book?
Speaker 4 (40:32):
What's that John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith found. That's how he
claimed to have been given.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
I believe one of.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
The first parts of him the Lord coming to him
and saying you're going to start a religion was he
was chilling out under a tree and he found God
told him to dig and he found a pair of
magical golden spectacle.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
I mean, is that it's just as wild to talk
about this, damn apple.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Yes, those guys were they honking yeah and yelling out
the window all the all the she's laughing at them.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
She is the way she she's easy going, she's like
she's still like, ah the world.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
You know what, you maga fucking Republican. Sorry, sorry, my
apologies allegedly.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Allegedly God, that's gonna get us out of somebody.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Now, what did you and what have you heard about
the rapture? Did we talk about that at all?
Speaker 1 (41:36):
I it's so I did everything to prepare and then
I'm stupidly didn't leave any windows open.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
I just woke up with a lump on my forehead
because I slam straight into the ceiling.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
So sorry, So all that they tried to take you
and your friends wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Let you go.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
You're supposed to lay in a field.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yeah, you have to take it all.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
The people naked in a field who don't like other
people for them being different are all up in a
hitful heaven right now, and I'm not included.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
No, they didn't go.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
So the word on the street is that it didn't happen,
and then they push it to today.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
But I still think it didn't happen. I mean, as
far as I can tell.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
That's so funny. That is a David Cross joke. You know,
kids love the Bible. What she got a little peanut
butter and smudged the date, so it is next week now,
Like that is straight out of a joke from twenty
years ago. You told, I've just been going back because
(42:40):
I was kind of fascinated by the tiktoks and Instagram
stories posts about people preparing for it. Yes, in a joyous,
crying way.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
I can't believe I had to get ready, but I'm ready.
I've moved. I've said goodbye to my family.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
All and if I'm wrong, though, I will post an
apology video. So I was able to find enough of
them to then go back to those accounts, I guess
I didn't have much.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
To do this morning.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
I mean, look, and no one els posts their apology
vide No they're not sorry because well.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
The date changed, and that's on me. I should know.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
And also I think this is part of the.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
It's almost like it's too bad someone can't bring to
the conversation, like, aren't you unsatisfied? People keep making these
promises to you. They don't come through on these promises.
You don't have a job, you don't have money, you
don't have your life as fucked up You're literally going,
it would be better if I was dead and in
(43:47):
heaven and still and then the date gets pushed and
you're still not ever going. You know what, where's this
coming from? Do these people actually know what they're talking about?
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Right?
Speaker 3 (43:58):
That part never happened?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Should I take classes at that votech?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
I've always been meaning to do yeah or something? Should something?
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Follow a dream?
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Do something different an earthly dream? Yes?
Speaker 4 (44:14):
Get get kind of into what we're doing here more
than right, trying to escape from everybody.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
We're poking fun at some people. Well, and I'm all
the way forward. I'm not saying, I'm just saying we
should all just be we're stuck here on earth. Yes,
let's follow our dreams here before we open it up
to the universe.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
Also, if people could just understand, it's not that bad.
It's if you were raised to be afraid of your feelings,
then just know your feelings are fine, and all you
have to they pass you, let them come up and out,
and then that's.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
That and right, and just work on it.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Most people's main problem is they think they shouldn't have
feelings or reactions to real shit. That's hard, right, It's
just like you can't go literally unplug your phone and
cry for twenty minutes. No one will know, no one
will care, and if you told them, they'd be.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Like me too.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Right now, the important part is unplugging your phone or
not aiming it at your face purposefully in a tripod.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
But yere's ago.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
I guess we've all been crying like this. It's just
now we're each televising ourselves.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Well, the content churn is yes, is real?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:28):
What about kid?
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Look at that?
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Wow, you got a lot of people got a raw
deal in that print job. We're gonna wrap your face
around the corner window so it will seem, uh egg.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Like you are a smiling child. Sure, but you could
also be a terrifying monster.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yes, yes, and we're gonna go ahead and stretch. The
thing is, we had to stretch the vinyl to reach
the end of the window, and your face will turn
into a lemonhead.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
You will suffer forth things. Sorry you are lemonhead. Dan.
Wasn't his name Dan? Lemonhead?
Speaker 4 (46:03):
Dan?
Speaker 2 (46:05):
He had a name.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
I swear to god, you're thinking of Evan Dano from
the Levendus. I love him, Evan Dando Dan.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
But you said Dan, I did say Dan.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
We pulled it together, you know what I think?
Speaker 4 (46:23):
I think I was thinking of the candy companies for pan,
But wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Didn't you have a name on Elise? Oh no, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
It was a shame about Ray though.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
A lot of that's the kind of thing that's getting
to get the f C seat breathe.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Them down my pants and says Christ we can't risk this. No,
we just got renewed.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
I almost didn't tell you were out of town.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
We got to keep doing this.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
But we spent a full week off the air.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
That granted, we do only record once a week, so
it could have just been a normal break.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
It's true. I just realized it was a normal break.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
But also it's because I was I was gone trying
to do things.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Yes, I was as well. I was as well worked out.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
It sure did. Wait does this girl have a big,
giant ball with her?
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Wait a minute, are you going to the beach?
Speaker 3 (47:18):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (47:19):
I don't I'm not seeing what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Up on the corner. It's a person with a gigantic ball.
If only the person in front of us would move
up right, if you could see on the other.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Side of this white car.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
Okay, this is somebody. Get ready to take a picture.
Move white car.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Listener, I just want you to know there's no white car.
There's no ball.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Oh now I see Can you see how big it is? Oh?
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Is it a person with a sweatshirt and a hat
on her head?
Speaker 3 (47:49):
It's the sweatshirt as a hat.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Sweatshirt as a hat. Yes, and a ball and a
big where's the beach man?
Speaker 4 (47:57):
But it's a ball that's larger than any it's literally
five feet.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Oh now I'm seeing it. That is a.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Big See what I can you see what I see?
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I do? I do? I also see a very How
do I say this? She has a ball and she's.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Also looks like a little bit of a witch.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
I think she should sit on the ball because she
has sharda.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
It's a it's like a Oh it's a big.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Actually, I'd be pretty excited to find that.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
I mean, if you're a golden retriever.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
It's a giant bean bag. I've always wanted one.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
But it rolls like I think bean bags are a
little right, softer and gushi er.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
That thing was like your tennis ball. But it was great.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah, it remained a spherical form, defying all gravity, so
there's no way it's for sitting. Where did she find
a plush, fuzzy ball?
Speaker 3 (49:04):
That was kind of incredible.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
I did not know what to expect.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Yeah, I bet you didn't. I bet you just didn't
understand how big that goddamn ball was.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
I was thinking of the biggest ball that exists, maybe
a red one for after school kicking on a roof,
maybe a multi colored beach ball. But that was a
giant plush six foot diameter, yes, or radius, it's been
a while.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
It's or circumference.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Oh, a circumference gotta be twelve feet m.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
The problem with the things I've been eating lately is
that I'm very lazy and not making plans. So everything
I'm doing just a lot of drinks, whether it's like
a smoothie or drink yogurt. I just realized as I
was drinking this, I was just like, I can't remember
the last normal food I've mean, everything's this shit.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
I've been trying to get.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
And I'm going to sound like one of those people
that's like if there's something in your closet you don't wear,
take it out, you know. Yeah, there's other stuff going on.
There's a thousand other things I have to do before
I beautify and and and organize my closet. But I've
been trying to do meal prep where it's like, Okay,
(50:24):
I'm going to think about the entire week of food
this Sunday.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Yeah, and I purposefully.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Ordered some Tupperware continent. I went to a Tupperware party.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Oh no, no, that's just something our moms did.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
But you can get it online now you don't have
to know somebody and drive up to their house.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
It was always on a hill. But I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
To like make quick healthy like a like a garbonzo
and green and avocado with a simple dressing salad, which
you know, as that marinates and sits there. It's like
day four. Because I don't know about you. If I
have to, I can eat the same thing every day.
(51:13):
If I like it, I'll make.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
A bucket a soup.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeap, we all eat it for a week completely.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
That's why I used to be able to use a
crock pot so much, because it's like, oh, you just
up and make like chicken with a bunch of salsa
in it, and suddenly you have the innerds of like
tacos and stuff, and you can just keep eating that
chicken in all different ways.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Who do we have on the podcast? We're talking about
this bean salad business?
Speaker 3 (51:39):
Dense bean salad?
Speaker 4 (51:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Was it an Emily Maya Mills? It feels like that.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I think you're right.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Yeah, I had no idea, and I thought you wouldn't either,
So why did I even go there?
Speaker 3 (51:49):
How dare you underst to me?
Speaker 2 (51:51):
I knew you now I know that. I'm reminded. I
knew you would know in.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
A moment, in the moment I thought you'd never know.
But it's confusing you for me. Of course, you know
the bean lady.
Speaker 4 (52:02):
I have a passion for dense being salad and It's
a passion that's never been truly expressed because I've never
taken the time to make one, or write down the
ingredients or even figure out how I would.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
Well, what a revelation because I figured one out, did you?
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:18):
The garbonzo thing, it's just Garbonzos's.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
A big bowl of garbonzos.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
Among other things. What I'll send you're the recipe?
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Say it right now?
Speaker 1 (52:30):
Oh well, I said, there's some aroub the line there,
and also avocado and some oils. Okay, and that's it.
There's no it's very excuse me, I'm gassy. It's very simple,
simple salad to where you're like with herbs, you know,
(52:52):
you trim them up, you drop them in. I'm gonna
i have little herb plants now. I'm trying to get
my life together.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
You have all do it.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Because he does make a difference when you're not just
shaking an expensive ass.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Seasoning and the food like dad. Actually, yes, missus dad,
missus dad.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
Did I tell you my friend father, who he's taken
care of up in Big Barry his dad.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
One day he casually said, my dad used to write.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
Jingles, and he went through every jingle I ever grew
up by men and his dad was a songwriter and
sang them oftentimes it's his voice. Wow, And it was
so many iconic the ones we you and I can't
get out out of our heads.
Speaker 4 (53:47):
By men and Ellen DeGeneres used to have that joke
in the eighties that like she brought back for her
here and Now special that I wrote on with her,
because that's a thing of like it was just a
thing of weird stuff that pops into your head.
Speaker 3 (54:01):
And that was her example.
Speaker 4 (54:03):
Was by Menon and I thought that was the funniest
joke when I first heard it, because truly, if you
grew up like watching TV in the seventies and especially
at Christmas time, you heard that it was just this
weird little It wasn't a whole song. It was like
this weird little blip in your.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
Head right that you were forced to have be part
of your brain the rest of your life. Now people
don't even watch commercials. It's kind of funny. I think
they're missing out. Frankly, I do too. I know how
many jingles.
Speaker 4 (54:32):
Jingles have to come back in a real way. They should,
People should work on them harder. Also, there was a
TikTok the other day when there was a guy that
was singing the Hoover jingle that was that very emotional
woman that was like, nobody doesn't like you, member, nobody
doesn't like you. No, I love it, And it's a
(54:53):
whole long It's like a thirty second song that the
whole time it's about a vacuum cleaner, but it sounds
like it's the saddest like love song of all time.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Have you been thinking about singing the sound that was
like that was like you you snuck your professional voice.
Speaker 4 (55:10):
Oh, I'm always auditioning, Thank you so much. Yeah, I'm
always looking for attention, praise, and another job.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
I'm often promoting your old album because there's so many
people that you know, I'll talk to. There was one
show in Denver that our podcast fans went to. I
don't know how they found each other or why they
were at one, but they were all there. And then
everyone always says say hi to Karen, and then I'm like, yes,
(55:38):
but they did not know about when I chatted with
these nice people. They didn't know about your music album.
Speaker 3 (55:46):
You street teamed for me in Denver.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
Oh yeah, I pay, I got some paste, I pay,
I postered, I spray painted obey with your face.
Speaker 3 (55:56):
Fuck.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
Yes, yeah, I did.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
A real grassroots shepherd fairy thing for your now ten
eleven year old album.
Speaker 4 (56:04):
People are like, does Andre the Giant have a bob
that's Karen.
Speaker 3 (56:08):
That's Karen obay obey my live album.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
Thanks Chris, Yep, it's good, thanks so much, just saying
I don't know one day, it's so funny. We used
to joke about it. Let's start a band. I've been well, truthfully,
I've been a missionary.
Speaker 3 (56:27):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1 (56:28):
And also, you know, maybe one day another do you
need a ride song?
Speaker 2 (56:36):
But it's a whole album.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
It sounds like, actually I don't want to do that
at all, Thank you Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
It sounds like so much work, the fighting in.
Speaker 4 (56:48):
Well.
Speaker 2 (56:49):
I guess we just like different types of music, Karen.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
I guess I don't know anything about music because you.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
Music school, didn't you?
Speaker 3 (56:58):
Oh what's that? Oh you didn't? Oh you didn't?
Speaker 2 (57:02):
Oh wow, wow you mean more equals? That's the fight?
Speaker 3 (57:08):
What a what a horrible person you are during fighting?
Speaker 1 (57:11):
I know I'm really good.
Speaker 2 (57:14):
I'm really good at fighting.
Speaker 1 (57:15):
What's that I'm s what's the way I hear something?
Speaker 2 (57:22):
It's a bird, a little bird called the bullshit.
Speaker 3 (57:31):
I'll never well, yeah, you don't have to worry about that.
I got that out of the way fully, just visualized it.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah, it was like living the whole thing. That was
a whole year's time.
Speaker 3 (57:43):
That was. That was so much stress. We don't even
have to end here.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
We are back to doing the podcast.
Speaker 1 (57:49):
A treacherous band duo thing behind us.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
We made it through.
Speaker 2 (57:54):
Yes, what a terrible seven and a half years that was.
Speaker 4 (57:57):
We didn't have to hire a base player, we didn't
have to do any of those.
Speaker 3 (58:03):
Yes, but nobody.
Speaker 4 (58:06):
Like you. Jim's like, god damn it. It doesn't matter
that that company doesn't listen to your podcast.
Speaker 1 (58:17):
But if it's a company that is, like, not even
a single person at the Hoover building was alive during that.
Speaker 2 (58:27):
They're all young executives, yes, and this.
Speaker 4 (58:32):
Is only great promotion for their wonderful, wonderful vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 2 (58:36):
Exactly we are.
Speaker 1 (58:37):
The bottom line is that fucking thing sucks.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
It sucks harder than any dice in YO.
Speaker 1 (58:48):
That's the new I'm trying to market Jenna, Jen what
it's the generation.
Speaker 3 (58:53):
Z or A.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
I think I'm X your X.
Speaker 3 (58:57):
Yeah, they're a or z.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
I.
Speaker 4 (59:00):
You know, it's like, but we definitely have a very
strong influence over the teens and twenty year olds for sure.
Speaker 2 (59:06):
Hey, I know how to talk to him. We just
heard a sample of it.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
Yeah, it was incredible. That sucks you just putting you
at the end of things.
Speaker 2 (59:15):
You know what. That's actually very jen xy of me
to say that.
Speaker 3 (59:19):
It doesn't know it says yo at all anymore.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
You're right.
Speaker 3 (59:22):
Remember your MTV reps. Oh, of course I do such
a good show.
Speaker 2 (59:26):
Of course Ed Lover and doctor Drey, not the other
doctor Dre.
Speaker 3 (59:29):
A different doctor Dre.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
Yeah. Yeah, isn't that amazing that they both had the
same name and went into the medical business, and both.
Speaker 4 (59:37):
They went to the same medical school. And they came
out and they said, you know what, I'm going to
compete with you for the rest of my career.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
Yeah, even invent a real hospital. There's two guys named
Patel or something. They're like, look, we gotta do something
about this. Yeah, I'm going to use an innational what
are you going to use?
Speaker 3 (59:51):
I'm gonna be doctor p not those.
Speaker 2 (59:53):
Drey and Ray. And I was just like any beef.
Speaker 3 (59:56):
There's no beef. And also everyone understood exactly what was hap.
Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
There's never been a question in anyone's mind, except for
probably white people who are too afraid to.
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Ask the question exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
So it's worked out perfectly.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Nobody, Uh, oh does it?
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
See, that's what I have to do. Key Change doesn't like.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Oh, that was gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Yeah, I can only do. There's all that stuff in
the middle that I can't hit though.
Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
Okay, I'll be in a band. Yes, I knew, just
a sample. You taste a little van of it and
you want it back on our tour van.
Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Just a gorgeous jingle band, a band that just dos
thirty second songs.
Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
And we were in that sued.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Yea scholarship from Crest. There are so many, so many. Well, well,
I think we've done the time I did. You certainly
did the crime. Yes, you've been listening to need a ride,
(01:01:07):
dyan Ar.
Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
This has been an exactly right production.
Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Mixed by Edson Troy.
Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Theme song by Karen Kilgarreth.
Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook at dinar podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
That's d y n Ar podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.
Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Thank you, Oh, you're welcome.
Hosts And Creators
Karen Kilgariff
Chris Fairbanks
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