October 27, 2025 • 41 mins
This week, Chris and Karen talk about hostile horse takeovers, lonely men and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,
we want to be there.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
time and a terminol and gage aid.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
We want to send you off in style.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.
We scared her? Was it fine? Mal porn? Do you
(00:49):
need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you
need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you
need to ride? Do your need to ride?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need
a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
And this is Karen Tilgaro.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Still driving.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I mean, we can't stop driving.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It's part of the job description.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Have you watched English Teacher on FX?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I watched four of them last night and laughed so
hard I'm watch it. It's one of those shows where
I can't.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I feel like they rehearse a lot, and of course
it's all scripted, but then each character is like what
if I say this right here? Because if the I
know the characters are all well thought out and written,
they're all complete characters, and they play those characters in
every scene. That's the key to making a thing work.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
What do I know?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
But they all say things that I feel like they
there's no way it was.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Written for him, It's just coming out of their mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well you know John Kreisler is the director of that show,
Oh of course, and he's the fucking king of that shit.
Or like you write a script but he goes like, well, yeah,
but we'll see what we do that day.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I mean, the king of that the H and R
Block commercial I did with him. We went through all
the lines over and over and then at the end
he told Alison Becker and I to just have fun
and that was the commercial.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, so of course I should know that.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well, but if you didn't know he was the director
or whatever I did.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I knew he was of baskets, but I guess I
didn't realize he was of English teacher too.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well, what else don't you know? I'll tell you his height.
Oh he's quite tall.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
He was tall and nice he's quite tall. Yeah, he
did that in Portlandia. You've known him forever.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, man, I lucked into it.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Can you tell him to put me in another commercial?
So I can't get all these surgery's done?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I can't That age and are Block thing saved my
that Johnathan.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Chsler krysl krzel is the reason I got my hip.
I mean, well, you.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Should know the last letter of his last name, then
I like, I like.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Just switching it out. I call him Johnny.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Chrysler because that's how great he was for me.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Thanks.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Nothing more solid than this hip, Thanks to Johnny Chrysler.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Also, I have to say this, I was very surprised
at how taken I was.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What's the comic Sean Who's in that show? Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Sean Patton is killing it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
He's so good in it.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
But I have to say this is very superficial. He's
so attractive on camera. He is a beautifully face.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I was very weirded out by the reaction I had
to looking at him on campus in person.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
The first time I met him, he and Nikki Glazler
and I did all these open mics in LA where
you actually put a dollar in a fish bowl to
think of their careers now and us all going to
Iowa West to pay to put money in and actually
not get on stage. I remember, uh, maybe I'd had
a few drinks, but I kept asking him why he
(04:19):
was wearing eyeliner.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
That's it. It looks like he's wearing eyemaker.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, but yeah, like that actor.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
He was the sheriff in the Psycho Show, the Motel
in Psycho whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
He's also in The Daily Show, the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
That anchor that always looks like I thought he had
to Billy Credup. Not Billy Credup, but the guy that
plays like the weatherman that becomes a co anchor.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I haven't seen that show.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Oh, but he's got it looks like tattooed eyelashes under
it is eyeliner. And I thought when he was the
sheriff in Bates Motel, see if I just relax, it
comes out of my mouth.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Just like a movement.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
But he yeah, yeah, it's some people just have that,
and Sean Patton has that.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I just natural eyelin he does.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
But it's weird to me that I have spoken to him,
been on the same show as him or whatever, been
around him, and just that is not the experience that
I had. And suddenly the show starts and they cut
over to him and I'm like, who's that. Yeah, and
I'm like, it's fucking Sean Behn. Yeah, it's just such
a weird experience.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
No, it's it's it's goes the other way too.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I'm I'm I'm a handsome person in real life, but
you put me on camera, I'm like a Picasso painting.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Just fucking it's a mess.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Chris, that's not true.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Let me believe it so I know why I'm not
in The English.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Teacher, my favorite show you every time I watch it,
I want to be in this.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
You say that about everything. You say that every single
thing anyone does. I wish I was a writer on
Ess and now I wish I fucking worked at Subway.
It's just your universal yearning. And it's because you're a creative.
You can see yourself and envision yourself doing anything, and
you could. He would be you would be amazing on
(06:08):
that show. I'm sure it's the weird janitor or whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, I just don't take the steps to be in
that position.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Well, you can't take steps.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
That's not you know, it's not an option unless something happens,
like it's there's no doing it.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's like you don't get to have the option.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Sometimes, well I should.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I was thinking about taking an acting class, and then
I'd be like, well, now I have the confidence to
know I could do something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
You should go to a little school, a cold reading
class or a scene studies.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
And then you make connections. I've never I haven't done that, So.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Jack Reacher, excuse me, I think you like my podcast?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Oh God, what I've never seen someone with legs the
exact distance from their waist as the top of their head.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Was he a totally even man? Mid torso completely mid?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah, two and a half foot long legs, two and
a half foot tall torso, eight inch, eight pound head.
My sister, Well, that lets us know we're podcasting. God,
(07:20):
what's with all the rolls? Have they become affordable?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
This is like the fucking wealth gap in action, and
like people can't buy groceries. But that's the fourth fucking
rolls Royce we've seen today.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I STUV must be affordable. Why has it got a
racing stripe?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Like?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
How confused are you getting roys?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
But it's there's no way it's fucking affordable. Those things
are like two hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yes, they're they're a car made for the movie Arthur.
No one actually has one. It's they're big, they're always brown,
they're kind of ugly, but they got that grill.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
And now there's sporty rolls Royses.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I mean, no one needs it. Stop it, stop it,
you stop it right now.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I'm now I'm going to never stop. Look a Rolls
Royce cop car that looks like one.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I really wanted to take a left back there. God
damn it and that stupid thing. But this fucking cop
is here. Ooh that guy that wasn't legal. Do you
guys see that total cut.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Across he did? The cop did it?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, not the cop, the motorcyclist who did the most
dangerous in the guy.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Oh he's riding a wheelie right now.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh he wants to die.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yeah, I mean he's still riding it. That is such
a common thing now.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Rolls Royces and wheelies everywhere you look.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Just lah in the streets La City youth on dirt
bikes in groups of one hundred, popping wheelies.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's if you haven't visited here.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
It's like I'm making it up, or maybe it's happening
in your rural Florida or wherever you are. You don't
expect it in a city that isn't even bike friendly
for people to be riding Wheeley's Oh no, we're going
in this alley to reenact that scene from Boys in
the Hood.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
It looks like the Boys in the.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Hood alley, ricky, Oh, are we gonna pay this person's
parking ticket?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
No?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Oh, I have a splitting headache, and this dark chocolate
didn't do shit.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Well.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Maybe some water from uh oh, you're right, or a
little bit of coffee or a little bit of tea.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Right, I think the small I think coffee is the
I know the caffeine helps, but it's the dehydration that
causes them for having a lot of headaches.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I went to this nursery one time and got the
beautiful plant I now have in my front room. I
was very pleased with the experience. Sego Nursery on Bird Bank, Bulevart.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I believe it. The plants are the best right now
because it just rained. I like going to that place
and going where's my kids? Like, I don't know what
kind of nursery it is. They're like, they're in Alaska.
Weren't you listening to your dumb podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
You said it on your stupid podcast already.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I'm like, I mean, thank you for being a fan.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
But ouch, I'm so interested in the people that you
talk to because I think it would be a different
constituency from the people that I talk to that know
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Right.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yeah, I'm I'm I'm I'm running into them a lot
because of the doing stand up, but I'm gonna do
it more often. I realized when my hand broke skateboarding,
I'm like, Okay, time to focus on doing stand up,
even though I'm going to keep skateboarding when it heals.
I just it was like an eye opening thing. And yes,
(11:00):
it was interesting. It's always so much fun to meet
people that listen to this. Yeah, they're all Canadian nice.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Look at that lady up fully asleep on the patio.
Oh or did look at her mouth completely a jar?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Huh? What are you seeing? People? I'm not seeing.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
She's directly behind this menu, so I don't think you
can see.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
I think you're having a Haley Joel Osmon moment.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
One woman died in her what looks like pajamas.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
And that's the other interview my phone showed me before
Mandy Patinkin. It's Tony Klett talking about being in the
sixth sixth sense.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
What'd she say?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
She didn't know it as a horror movie. What she's like?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I thought it was just a sweet, spiritual story about
a mom and a son. And then I was watching
the dailies and I'm like, this looks scary. She's like,
I don't like horror movies, and it's like what she's
been in the most.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
It's insane that Tony Klak doesn't like scary movies, because
what's the fucking movie with the girl.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
In the head?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Hereditary? Yeah, she gets scary. She can be scary, so scary. Yeah, yeah,
it is funny to hear.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
That was she talked about what a great child actor
Haley Joel Osmon was.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I think that was part of the conversation.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
He was good right out of the gates, and I
knew why. I knew why once I saw him in
a celebrity golf tournament with Michael Keaton or not Michael Keaton,
Michael Douglas and who played the long saxophone, Kenny G.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Kenny G, Michael Douglas, and.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Hailey Joel Osmon were golfing in a tournament and they
every time, yes, he was sinking. He was a little kid,
all serious and he was sinking like ten foot putts. Yeah,
and every time he did it, Kenny G and Michael
(13:04):
Douglas would lift him in the air and they were
laughing and having so much fun, and Haley Joel Osmond
as a child was so serious about it. And then
at the end of the golf thing, he shook his
hand and shook his dad's hand with full eye contact,
like like it was a weird business transaction, and he's like,
oh man, yeah, that guy.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
But the good the news is he's kind of having
his childhood.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Now, that's right, you know, and people love him.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, he's the best. And don't care. Go ahead and
drink or whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Who cares.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Who cares tabloids. You didn't get to have a normal kidhood.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Did you ever watch that TV series? Got?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
It was funny and he was like a villain on
it and it was Kristin wigg and somebody else. It
was like maybe it was Will Ferrell and it was
like a fake soap opera.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Oh god, I loved it so much.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
It was on Adult Swim and Haley Ozma was like
the evil guy in the town.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Oh it was so good.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I didn't I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Looking at the Spoils of Babylon is what it's called.
You have to watch it.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Yeah, there's all these bizarre and what was that the tournament?
They're the music festival. I'm like losing my mind all
of a sudden. Maybe this coffee will help.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It will help you.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Where they're like a Swedish music Eurovision or you oh.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
The Will Farrell one?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yes, I just Eurovision, that's what it was called.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yeah, Eurovision, yep.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
I enjoyed it so much, and I loved the MC
fake music they made for it.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I thought, what was great?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
And everyone's like, what a stinkers full anighber, double thumbs down, oh,
grotten tomatoes splatter meter.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Maybe I'm going to the wrong websites, but I loved it. Yeah,
I like.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I think they did another like he and animicated some
movie in Spanish and he learned Spanish for it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
No one watched it, yeah, like a Western and it.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Was played totally seriously right, And that's the reason what
I've just describes.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
No one's awful.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
No one wants to watch that, right, right.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
They want to see him falling and farting.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I mean, did you watch Eastbounding Down?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I did in the beginning, because did you did you
watch enough to get to the part where Will Ferrell
comes in?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yes, so funny.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Yeah, he was very funny in that. I think that
was the thing where I was like, oh, he really.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Is a hilarious person.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
He really is.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yeah, excuse me while I bite into this dark chocolate
kit cat.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
We're gonna go ahead and mute the living hell out
of you.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
But what if the whole time I'm chewing, I'm saying
important talking point?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
What if it just gets grocer and grocers? You chew
and talk.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I have an idea. What if you make a grocer
and grocer as you chew and talk? What would that
be like?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Pretend you're talking through it as if it's not gross
When it's super gross.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yeah, then it's impossible to cut out. Do you mind
if since we're in the drive through line, we crank
the ac Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Not at all, Although I don't know how those two
things correlate.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
When we're still on the microphone.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I mean, maybe we can take a drive through break
as we cool off?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Sure, or what you can roll your window down.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
To Maybe I will. I just suddenly, gee, I know,
and I'm excited about it. I was so tired of
being hot for it seems like a year. Yeah, and
then to arrive in La and it's full on fall.
It makes me so happy.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I mean it turned cold and then rained so hard
it was like a temper tantrum.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Right, when I got off the plane yesterday morning, it
was pouring and I was just wearing the last thing
you'd want, just.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
A wool pants. I did not want. I wasn't expecting
to get wet here.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Wool pants.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I had some warm pants, but they were not forgetting wet.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
So those would be wool pants is something you would
wear in Montana because it's snowy and it's right fifty.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Forty thirty degrees and you're thinking, right now, also perfect
for rain.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
But no, I'm saying wool isn't I get that right?
But how cold was it in Monte?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
It was a knit pant that I didn't want to
get wet. Sure, it was bizarre because it was thirty
I mean one morning I golfed with my dad and
it was thirty two degrees but the sun was out
and I just had an extra layer and I was
not cold at all. But the night we did curb
Dogs in Idaho, it was kind of windy and it
(18:07):
said my phone said it was fifty five and I've
never been more cold and glued to a bonfire for warmth.
So I'm gonna start ignoring thermometers. Good idea, It's just
a number.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
They don't know you.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
No, it's like age. Temperature is what you make it
that's right, or what you're actually feeling.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Or what you need it to be. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I actually realized this morning that it's time for me
because as a lady of a certain age, I'm always
hot or having hot flashes of some kind and it's
really fucking irritating. And when I go to sleep, I
feel all cozy, and then I wake up in the
middle of the night like dying and pouring sweat. And
(18:52):
when the temperature dropped, I got to change the central
air to the heat instead of the AC mode. And
my now I'm not I never sweat at night. It's
fucking the best. And uh, and I get to wear
all the sweaters that I keep compulsively buying.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Off of the techtok shop.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Right, you're a sweater as am I. We're sweater lovers.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
We're sweater lovers. And weren't clothes.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Horses were Canadian clothes.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Worse, I feel like it's been years since I wore
my sweaters. They're so far away in my not large closet,
but narrow, long closet. Pull them up, Call them up,
pull them up, Pull up the photos I've taken of
my closet.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Pull them up.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
No, pull up them sweaters.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
It's time.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
It's better to call. I'm better on the phone. Hello,
card to get in here.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
What do you want?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
See it soon? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Remember the you're too young, God, damn it. Well, your
sister would remember. There was a commercial that was the
It was like a phone. It was a Mickey Mouse
phone that you could press buttons and different Disney characters would.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Talk to you.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
You're right, I don't know that you don't like a speaking.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Spell kind of but you're on the phone.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
And in the commercial, this little blonde girl or a
little boy, I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
This little kid they got who was probably four or
five years old.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
It was like, Okay, my friend and I used to say.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Karen's crying right now. That's what she does when she cries. Sorry,
it's okay, it's so stupid. It's been a lot of loss.
It's okay to let it go. Very tired, she's crying, everybody.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
That's when I'm so tired. No, this makes me laugh
so hard.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
But they're advertising his phone and they're like the Mickey
Mouse phone whatever, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
And then they cut to little kid picks up the
phone and goes, he don't make you go on to
a party. And we used to say that to.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Okay, I do know that, Yes, I do remember it,
and maybe it's.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, maybe that was an eighties commercial.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Could be I mean sometimes they would just re run
those commercials every Christmas or whatever.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Right right, Like I remember the Clydesdale's and the winter
commercial for Budweiser, but that was made way before as born.
They just kept making it. Yeah, and now I want
to Budweiser. Clydesdale chandelier only found in bars. Wow, I
look them up on eBay. They're like seventeen hundred dollars.
(21:40):
There's a chandelier with the Clydesdales go around in a
circle and it plays the Dona. No, No, it's okay,
everyone that they're all dead. We can sing that, so
we can't.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
They're all dead.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
The horses, they're all dead, all the Clydesdale's, all the musicians,
everyone involved with production, all the bottlers.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It turns out they died on the same plane.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
The Breumeister. They were all on the plane with the
big Bopper and Richie.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
How did they fit those client sales on there? I
think that was part of the reason it went down.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
It's what coined the phrase horsepower. It wasn't until that.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
A lot of people don't know that.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
But yeah, there's the one the phone I grew up with, which,
hilariously you win from like the Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Issue. Yeah, the football folk. It was great.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Yeah, it felt it was the grip of exactly a
tiny little rubber football. And every time I'd answer it,
I'd do the Heisman pose and go hello, Yeah, it
was my mistake. We're just trying to keep rhythm here.
(23:00):
It's like a metronome.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Clydesdale horse, Clydetale horse. All I've ever wanted was a Clydesdale.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
And now you can have it.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Get brand names for less pat Ross.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
I got it at Burlington. Okay, I'm feeling better now.
Sorry about I had my I mean, we're both pre
met apausal.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I mean, I'm so I.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Just left at a joke that it was absolutely not
funny at all.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Hey, I only said that because I know what you're
going through, not from personal experience, of course, but I'm
surrounded by ladies.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
All the ladies get it, and you get it because
you've always been attuned to ladies.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, you know what, you know. I'm being earnest.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I know.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
The question I was going to ask Chris is having
being raised by a mother prominently and a bossy older sister,
which they all are.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah, yeah, six years older.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
So yeah, real, how do you what do you think
the problem is these days with the like quote unquote
male loneliness epidemic and the and the kind of things
that we're seeing out of radicalized young men.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Right, I feel like.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
People are just speaking up now and we have to
listen to everyone. And maybe there was always lonely men,
but it's like, who cares. It's not a trend with
how people are raised differently now, it's just listening to
all these.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Fucking voices.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
It is a great answer, that's right, Like, there's so
much there's so much exposure.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah, maybe it's an argument for divorce.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Too many, too many guys these days have dads that
are still fucking hanging around.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Did steering him in the wrong direction.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
But do you think that like, if you grow up
with women, that isn't as likely, or do you think
it's just to the person having an experience online, Because
my idea was like, you are good at getting around,
getting along with lots of different kind of people, but
especially women, And I think that that is because of
your mom and your.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Soul for sure.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah, and also being so excited when it was time
to dress me up in my grandma's.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Clothes, do full makeup on me.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
All my sister's friends were there and they're all paying
attention to me. They'd make me walk around like a grandma,
like different characters.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
They made me perform.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
And that was just my sister hanging out with seventeen
year old girls. And yeah, if I had an older brother,
we wouldn't. They'd be just like, go ahead, punch him.
He doesn't feel anything, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
That's a different it's a whole different vibe.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Yeah, I think my mom and sister were close in
a way to where it was like, Okay, they're fighting
about this thing my mom shouldn't care about, and my
sister I can mediate this fight in a way that
I guess a dad would do by slamming a door
or something. Not all of a sudden, I'm the man
(26:28):
of the house. But I'm still pooping in my pants.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I don't know. Now I'm just riffing.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Now you're just doing baby poop jokes.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Yeah, yeah, well it always works. I eventually go to
my road material.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
That's right, got to.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, there are benefits to just being raised. But of
course my dad was the early days. It was dad
twenty four to seven, and then also whenever I went
to his house. I do think, even though it sounds
like a pain in the ass, and a lot of
(27:05):
my friends that our divorced start doing this because you
have to maintain two permanent bedrooms.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
At each house.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
But yeah, two weeks at this parent's house, two weeks
at this parent's house. That's the way you do it, right,
not every Thursday and Sunday.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh that's why you did it.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah, yeah, then you get the equal doses. Yeah, you know,
so that's that's.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
The only thing i'd go back and change.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yeah, I would make a decision to split it exactly
down the middle.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yeah, but I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
You couldn't have done that. Also, you lived your mom
lived in your dad lived in a totally.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Different No, no, just a few blocks away.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
What.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Yeah, So I don't think as a kid, it's good
to be like, well, who do you want to live with?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Do I have to flip a coin? Who's failings? Do
I hurt?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You mean yeah, you can't decide?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Yeah, but it was an amicable enough divorce where they're like, well,
let's do joint. And that's been like, well, at least
here I got to wear costumes in Mecca and full
on basement with my waterbed all righty there. I wanted
to make sure I had bad posture and there's MTV.
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I'm like, I want to fucking take this.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
I can't duplicate this across town. That's the hard part.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I just thought of that because the conversation is always
happening now of like what's going on. I just saw
TikTok where these two girls are bartenders at this really
lovely outdoor bar, and you just it just says POV
when you work at a bar and this guy is
just like, I don't want women to and he's just
(28:51):
like kind of yelling at them, and they're both just
sitting there going uh huh. Well that's your opinion. Great,
that's your opinion. But he's like when I have a family,
I don't have a nucle and he's like, oh, it's
gonna be traditional, and it's like they're just like sounds good, and.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
It was a real guy.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
They were just holding their camera up at their own faces,
and then you can hear the weird shit he's saying,
I like.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
The way to do it because then he doesn't know
and he's going to keep spewing dumb ship.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yes, And he's like truly just yelling at them, and
they're both smiling. You can see what they're doing, so
it's not like a trick. But it's the thing where
I'm like, but that guy, what happened to his brain
where he thinks that's the way?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Like he's yelling at them like lonely.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I've heard thee is just like that men are really
lonely and it's really horrible for them, and that therefore
it's really bad for society. And it's like, well, that's
very true, because they get violent and they keep picking
up guns and doing fucked up shit.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
That's actually what's.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Happening, but it keeps getting discussed because the press kind
of skewed it like it's so sad. We have to
feel bad for men because they're now having this loneliness
of it and.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
These are it's similar to the phrase in cell right
mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
And it's all the related kind of horrible. The way
young men are being right radicalized online.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Weird because I during COVID, I guess that that because
everyone was forced to be alone. I just realized, oh man,
my gray hair went away. Because I have no fear
of missing out on anything, and I kind of have
fun by myself. But I was like, that's a slippery
slope because I'm talking to.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Myself and laughing.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Everybody talks about I'm telling story. Everyone does, everyone does.
But I was having a blast. But I knew this
isn't this is temporary. But thank god I enjoy my
own company. Yes, because if you told me a few
years ago, what if you were locked in your apartment
by yourself, I'm like, I don't know box of raids
or plates and I'm not making light of that.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
I have to tell a teacher now, Oh wait, no, no,
I was you did? I have to warn an adult?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
No?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
But because I loved arts and crafts, it was going
to be about to raise.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
The blades and makes me chures with glittery glory high.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
I let me explain why I did that comedy festival.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
The audience people needed it Is that a good disease?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
It is what an awkward everyone trying to fucking disaster
those a bunch of dudes.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
So it's like, just don't say anything, you don't stand
for anything. It's fine, just shut up.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
I know, but I it's like, uh, Mark Maren, I've
been happy with some of the things Bill Burr says,
and I'm like, oh, wait a minute. In the past,
it's just so hard to actually engauge where people are
coming from.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You're saying, in the past you have liked Bill Burr
have Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
I'm like, wow, maybe it's not what are you? That's
roles where I behavior and U Sir are in a toyota.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
A lot of rolls Royce energy on the streets side.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
These are the first ones I've ever seen, and I'm
already deciding what kind of person drives them. But yeah,
that was that was I understand and know where people
are coming from.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
When it's like, well saying the people that live.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
In that region don't deserve to go see comedy is
the same as saying all Palestinians are Hamas or something.
There are people that went to that show that deserve
to have entertainment, and I get that, but they're not
talking about the money they just took from a beheading murderers,
(32:42):
terrifying person no.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
One, no one is addressing.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
They're addressing a thing that isn't isn't relevant, right, as
if that's a problem. And look, I don't I've just
been watching people talk about it, so I don't have
some big stance or whatever. But I would say, as
a person who's gotten in trouble publicly alone before, if
you're going to say shit, you better get your act
right about what you're about to say, because this fucking
(33:08):
the way they're basically saying, like, oh, America is bad too,
It's like, no, that's It's like you can say it,
you and your lawyer can figure out that that's your statement,
but no one's fucking buying that ship, right, And now
you're you've lost all fucking credibility.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Shiit, No, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Sorry, I'm just gonna do It's okay.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
We have a nice car. I'm tired of waiting in
my Haunta cord. They would have just said fuck this car.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
When I watched whoever it was that asked it, it
was Kimmel asking as he's about it.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
It was like, wait a minute, did you not know
he was going to ask this?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Oh? They absolutely absolutely knew.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
And so that was the thought, thought ahead version that
was No.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
One's like they're all so smart, right, they're all so smart,
but they're not thinking about what do you really say
in a suchuation like this, which is tell people the truth.
I did it for the money. It's one point five
million dollars. It's it's immoral, and that's what I did.
And I made that decision because that's the way they
made the decision privately, and that people know that there's
(34:14):
no you can't put any other spin on it. They
made that decision, so there's no going back.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Even if you were a low end person who got
the five hundred grand.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I mean, it's so much fucking money and this is
what the world is going to become.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
I'm doing it again, and and and on to that.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
If someone called me the other day and said, hey,
will you do this festival for a million and a
half dollars, I would have said.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yes, right, I would have of course, of.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Course, I mean I really need it. Though I think
the argument is did you really need that?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Did you need it?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Like everyone in these T mobile commercials that's already the
Giant Movies sees.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
If I'm fucking sorry, did not need that money unless
he's an inveterate gambler, some terrible.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
I think, like you said, Seas, I'm fucking sorry for
what I'm about to and.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It's just your last name, But I mean, don't this
thing of like clearly as he's I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Got booked on Kimmel to say that.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
So if you're going to come out with a statement,
that will then be picked apart once again, because that's
how this churn works where you're you're now in the
public churn. So either go, yeah, I did it that
I made a decision because I had to pay off
my house and I don't have a blah blah blah
and everything's slowing down.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Well, people would go, oh, that's the difference. I can't.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
I can't not blurt what is the truth when i'm
and then I kick myself later like, oh, this will
be funny to actually say I'm I needed the money
really bad.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Right, Why wouldn't they have done that?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Just say, it's like everyone is doing that these days,
whether it's public or private. You get an offer of
a big payday, there there's going to be a downside
to that payday, because that is how the system works.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
You decide to take the payday despite that.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah, there's no conversation afterwards about how you're moral anyway.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
And it's hard not to compare it for me as
someone that used to make a quiet living from acting
in commercials, they're no longer is money in that one
because commercials are on streaming networks.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Some are on but not the same money old guy cable.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
But those commercials are being scooped up by people that
are already established giant movie stars right at like you know,
the highest level. And I investigate those companies, I mean
there's probably more blood on the hands of so many.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Of those I don't know, not Tea Mobile.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
But no, that's not here's the problem. That's not true.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
So that that's the thing that they keep trying to
take right, equivocating, and it's like no, no, everyone's just
saying you went and took money from the people who
literally are actively killing journalists, right, gay people, women, anybody
who's speaks up.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
It's not it's.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Not chill, and it's not comparable even to this fucked America.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I know that.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
That's why I'm saying, right, I was being good Cup
bad Cup, because that's when a conversation if we're both
good cops.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
No, no, that's right, right, I knew that.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to sure you. I'm just
saying I know you were. It's kind of the way
it really worked out. I'm arguing their argument, which is
what you were making for the example exactly, and I'm
just doing the same of like. It irritates me when
people people need to smarten up about the pr churm right,
(37:37):
because you're giving people more to talk about when you offer.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Up like, well, this is the excuse I.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Made to myself that made me feel okay about it,
where it's like, okay.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
That sounds like the exact excuse the other guy gave.
At least make a slightly different edited excuse.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah, or be the pivot and see how badly it's
going for those other people. But I mean, truly, I'm
sure that there are many people who are like, yep,
I knew my reputation would take a hit.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
I don't care. I need money in the bank at
the end.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yeah, like right, But.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Don't try to say America is the same and so
it all doesn't matter, because it's like that's how shit
like that continues.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Yeah, even though that also is true.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
America is Oh it's the beautiful. Ay, not this close
to the holidays. Let's try me more patriotic as a podcast.
What do you know, I won't What about just around
Halloween this year, I'm going as Francis scott Key.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
This year's sexy, going as pocon Y, but.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Sexy Landa Lake's Poconnas with the cutout where the needs
become a cleavage. Yes, you know what I'm talking about, right, Absolutely,
we've all done it.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
We've lived in that world for so long.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Yeah, and now my hand, I'm not having Halloween. Everyone,
you can stop sending me really really good costume ideas well.
Chris one was Burt Reynolds, whether it transamdor just like
oh the bandit and then you just that was a
good idea.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
With that hand, you're two steps away from Edward scissor hands.
I don't know why you're not seeing it.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Yeah, I guess, and it'll be fine in another couple
of weeks. So, yeah, you're right, Halloween's back on. And uh,
I meant what I said. Let's be We're going to
be extra patriotic.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Our guests next week. The Blue Angel, Yes.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
The Canadian Blue A. They fly in.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
A perfect V formation because of our grandpa's winning the wars.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Are How are the Blue Angels these days?
Speaker 4 (39:50):
I think that nowadays, out of State Fair or something,
it's just one plane that flies by.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
And Hanks like Hanks and eighteen wheeler.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah, where's my five friends? Hong kongk Well, well we've
done it again.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Listen. I've tried to be This is the episode where
I've tried to make you be provocative, right, right, what
do you think about this? What do you think about that?
Speaker 3 (40:14):
You're right, you're a good director.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Thanks so much. I mean, should we turn this into
the Bill Barbers Show.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's get high
and smoke cigars. Yeah, talk about how the ladies used
to be in the sixties.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
They all had long hair and they don't anymore.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
I like Harvey Korman films. Yeah, no, I don't. That's
the end of that character. Goodbye, good to see you.
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And this is Karen Tilgaro.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Still driving.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I mean, we can't stop driving.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It's part of the job description.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Have you watched English Teacher on FX?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I watched four of them last night and laughed so
hard I'm watch it. It's one of those shows where
I can't.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I feel like they rehearse a lot, and of course
it's all scripted, but then each character is like what
if I say this right here? Because if the I
know the characters are all well thought out and written,
they're all complete characters, and they play those characters in
every scene. That's the key to making a thing work.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
What do I know?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
But they all say things that I feel like they
there's no way it was.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Written for him, It's just coming out of their mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well you know John Kreisler is the director of that show,
Oh of course, and he's the fucking king of that shit.
Or like you write a script but he goes like, well, yeah,
but we'll see what we do that day.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I mean, the king of that the H and R
Block commercial I did with him. We went through all
the lines over and over and then at the end
he told Alison Becker and I to just have fun
and that was the commercial.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, so of course I should know that.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well, but if you didn't know he was the director
or whatever I did.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I knew he was of baskets, but I guess I
didn't realize he was of English teacher too.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well, what else don't you know? I'll tell you his height.
Oh he's quite tall.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
He was tall and nice he's quite tall. Yeah, he
did that in Portlandia. You've known him forever.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, man, I lucked into it.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Can you tell him to put me in another commercial?
So I can't get all these surgery's done?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I can't That age and are Block thing saved my
that Johnathan.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Chsler krysl krzel is the reason I got my hip.
I mean, well, you.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Should know the last letter of his last name, then
I like, I like.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Just switching it out. I call him Johnny.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Chrysler because that's how great he was for me.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Thanks.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Nothing more solid than this hip, Thanks to Johnny Chrysler.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Also, I have to say this, I was very surprised
at how taken I was.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What's the comic Sean Who's in that show? Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Sean Patton is killing it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
He's so good in it.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
But I have to say this is very superficial. He's
so attractive on camera. He is a beautifully face.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I was very weirded out by the reaction I had
to looking at him on campus in person.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
The first time I met him, he and Nikki Glazler
and I did all these open mics in LA where
you actually put a dollar in a fish bowl to
think of their careers now and us all going to
Iowa West to pay to put money in and actually
not get on stage. I remember, uh, maybe I'd had
a few drinks, but I kept asking him why he
(04:19):
was wearing eyeliner.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
That's it. It looks like he's wearing eyemaker.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, but yeah, like that actor.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
He was the sheriff in the Psycho Show, the Motel
in Psycho whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
He's also in The Daily Show, the Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
That anchor that always looks like I thought he had
to Billy Credup. Not Billy Credup, but the guy that
plays like the weatherman that becomes a co anchor.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I haven't seen that show.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Oh, but he's got it looks like tattooed eyelashes under
it is eyeliner. And I thought when he was the
sheriff in Bates Motel, see if I just relax, it
comes out of my mouth.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Just like a movement.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
But he yeah, yeah, it's some people just have that,
and Sean Patton has that.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I just natural eyelin he does.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
But it's weird to me that I have spoken to him,
been on the same show as him or whatever, been
around him, and just that is not the experience that
I had. And suddenly the show starts and they cut
over to him and I'm like, who's that. Yeah, and
I'm like, it's fucking Sean Behn. Yeah, it's just such
a weird experience.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
No, it's it's it's goes the other way too.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I'm I'm I'm a handsome person in real life, but
you put me on camera, I'm like a Picasso painting.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Just fucking it's a mess.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Chris, that's not true.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Let me believe it so I know why I'm not
in The English.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Teacher, my favorite show you every time I watch it,
I want to be in this.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
You say that about everything. You say that every single
thing anyone does. I wish I was a writer on
Ess and now I wish I fucking worked at Subway.
It's just your universal yearning. And it's because you're a creative.
You can see yourself and envision yourself doing anything, and
you could. He would be you would be amazing on
(06:08):
that show. I'm sure it's the weird janitor or whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, I just don't take the steps to be in
that position.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Well, you can't take steps.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
That's not you know, it's not an option unless something happens,
like it's there's no doing it.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's like you don't get to have the option.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Sometimes, well I should.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I was thinking about taking an acting class, and then
I'd be like, well, now I have the confidence to
know I could do something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
You should go to a little school, a cold reading
class or a scene studies.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
And then you make connections. I've never I haven't done that, So.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Jack Reacher, excuse me, I think you like my podcast?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Oh God, what I've never seen someone with legs the
exact distance from their waist as the top of their head.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Was he a totally even man? Mid torso completely mid?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah, two and a half foot long legs, two and
a half foot tall torso, eight inch, eight pound head.
My sister, Well, that lets us know we're podcasting. God,
(07:20):
what's with all the rolls? Have they become affordable?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
This is like the fucking wealth gap in action, and
like people can't buy groceries. But that's the fourth fucking
rolls Royce we've seen today.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I STUV must be affordable. Why has it got a
racing stripe?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Like?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
How confused are you getting roys?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
But it's there's no way it's fucking affordable. Those things
are like two hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yes, they're they're a car made for the movie Arthur.
No one actually has one. It's they're big, they're always brown,
they're kind of ugly, but they got that grill.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
And now there's sporty rolls Royses.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I mean, no one needs it. Stop it, stop it,
you stop it right now.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I'm now I'm going to never stop. Look a Rolls
Royce cop car that looks like one.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I really wanted to take a left back there. God
damn it and that stupid thing. But this fucking cop
is here. Ooh that guy that wasn't legal. Do you
guys see that total cut.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Across he did? The cop did it?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, not the cop, the motorcyclist who did the most
dangerous in the guy.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Oh he's riding a wheelie right now.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh he wants to die.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yeah, I mean he's still riding it. That is such
a common thing now.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Rolls Royces and wheelies everywhere you look.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Just lah in the streets La City youth on dirt
bikes in groups of one hundred, popping wheelies.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's if you haven't visited here.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
It's like I'm making it up, or maybe it's happening
in your rural Florida or wherever you are. You don't
expect it in a city that isn't even bike friendly
for people to be riding Wheeley's Oh no, we're going
in this alley to reenact that scene from Boys in
the Hood.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
It looks like the Boys in the.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Hood alley, ricky, Oh, are we gonna pay this person's
parking ticket?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
No?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Oh, I have a splitting headache, and this dark chocolate
didn't do shit.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Well.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Maybe some water from uh oh, you're right, or a
little bit of coffee or a little bit of tea.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Right, I think the small I think coffee is the
I know the caffeine helps, but it's the dehydration that
causes them for having a lot of headaches.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I went to this nursery one time and got the
beautiful plant I now have in my front room. I
was very pleased with the experience. Sego Nursery on Bird Bank, Bulevart.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I believe it. The plants are the best right now
because it just rained. I like going to that place
and going where's my kids? Like, I don't know what
kind of nursery it is. They're like, they're in Alaska.
Weren't you listening to your dumb podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
You said it on your stupid podcast already.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I'm like, I mean, thank you for being a fan.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
But ouch, I'm so interested in the people that you
talk to because I think it would be a different
constituency from the people that I talk to that know
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Right.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yeah, I'm I'm I'm I'm running into them a lot
because of the doing stand up, but I'm gonna do
it more often. I realized when my hand broke skateboarding,
I'm like, Okay, time to focus on doing stand up,
even though I'm going to keep skateboarding when it heals.
I just it was like an eye opening thing. And yes,
(11:00):
it was interesting. It's always so much fun to meet
people that listen to this. Yeah, they're all Canadian nice.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Look at that lady up fully asleep on the patio.
Oh or did look at her mouth completely a jar?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Huh? What are you seeing? People? I'm not seeing.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
She's directly behind this menu, so I don't think you
can see.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
I think you're having a Haley Joel Osmon moment.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
One woman died in her what looks like pajamas.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
And that's the other interview my phone showed me before
Mandy Patinkin. It's Tony Klett talking about being in the
sixth sixth sense.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
What'd she say?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
She didn't know it as a horror movie. What she's like?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I thought it was just a sweet, spiritual story about
a mom and a son. And then I was watching
the dailies and I'm like, this looks scary. She's like,
I don't like horror movies, and it's like what she's
been in the most.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
It's insane that Tony Klak doesn't like scary movies, because
what's the fucking movie with the girl.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
In the head?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Hereditary? Yeah, she gets scary. She can be scary, so scary. Yeah, yeah,
it is funny to hear.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
That was she talked about what a great child actor
Haley Joel Osmon was.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I think that was part of the conversation.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
He was good right out of the gates, and I
knew why. I knew why once I saw him in
a celebrity golf tournament with Michael Keaton or not Michael Keaton,
Michael Douglas and who played the long saxophone, Kenny G.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Kenny G, Michael Douglas, and.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Hailey Joel Osmon were golfing in a tournament and they
every time, yes, he was sinking. He was a little kid,
all serious and he was sinking like ten foot putts. Yeah,
and every time he did it, Kenny G and Michael
(13:04):
Douglas would lift him in the air and they were
laughing and having so much fun, and Haley Joel Osmond
as a child was so serious about it. And then
at the end of the golf thing, he shook his
hand and shook his dad's hand with full eye contact,
like like it was a weird business transaction, and he's like,
oh man, yeah, that guy.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
But the good the news is he's kind of having
his childhood.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Now, that's right, you know, and people love him.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, he's the best. And don't care. Go ahead and
drink or whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Who cares.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Who cares tabloids. You didn't get to have a normal kidhood.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Did you ever watch that TV series? Got?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
It was funny and he was like a villain on
it and it was Kristin wigg and somebody else. It
was like maybe it was Will Ferrell and it was
like a fake soap opera.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Oh god, I loved it so much.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
It was on Adult Swim and Haley Ozma was like
the evil guy in the town.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Oh it was so good.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I didn't I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Looking at the Spoils of Babylon is what it's called.
You have to watch it.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Yeah, there's all these bizarre and what was that the tournament?
They're the music festival. I'm like losing my mind all
of a sudden. Maybe this coffee will help.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
It will help you.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Where they're like a Swedish music Eurovision or you oh.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
The Will Farrell one?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yes, I just Eurovision, that's what it was called.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yeah, Eurovision, yep.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
I enjoyed it so much, and I loved the MC
fake music they made for it.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I thought, what was great?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
And everyone's like, what a stinkers full anighber, double thumbs down, oh,
grotten tomatoes splatter meter.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Maybe I'm going to the wrong websites, but I loved it. Yeah,
I like.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I think they did another like he and animicated some
movie in Spanish and he learned Spanish for it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
No one watched it, yeah, like a Western and it.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Was played totally seriously right, And that's the reason what
I've just describes.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
No one's awful.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
No one wants to watch that, right, right.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
They want to see him falling and farting.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I mean, did you watch Eastbounding Down?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I did in the beginning, because did you did you
watch enough to get to the part where Will Ferrell
comes in?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yes, so funny.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Yeah, he was very funny in that. I think that
was the thing where I was like, oh, he really.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Is a hilarious person.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
He really is.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yeah, excuse me while I bite into this dark chocolate
kit cat.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
We're gonna go ahead and mute the living hell out
of you.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
But what if the whole time I'm chewing, I'm saying
important talking point?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
What if it just gets grocer and grocers? You chew
and talk.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I have an idea. What if you make a grocer
and grocer as you chew and talk? What would that
be like?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Pretend you're talking through it as if it's not gross
When it's super gross.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yeah, then it's impossible to cut out. Do you mind
if since we're in the drive through line, we crank
the ac Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Not at all, Although I don't know how those two
things correlate.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
When we're still on the microphone.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I mean, maybe we can take a drive through break
as we cool off?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Sure, or what you can roll your window down.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
To Maybe I will. I just suddenly, gee, I know,
and I'm excited about it. I was so tired of
being hot for it seems like a year. Yeah, and
then to arrive in La and it's full on fall.
It makes me so happy.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I mean it turned cold and then rained so hard
it was like a temper tantrum.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Right, when I got off the plane yesterday morning, it
was pouring and I was just wearing the last thing
you'd want, just.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
A wool pants. I did not want. I wasn't expecting
to get wet here.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Wool pants.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I had some warm pants, but they were not forgetting wet.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
So those would be wool pants is something you would
wear in Montana because it's snowy and it's right fifty.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Forty thirty degrees and you're thinking, right now, also perfect
for rain.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
But no, I'm saying wool isn't I get that right?
But how cold was it in Monte?
Speaker 4 (17:42):
It was a knit pant that I didn't want to
get wet. Sure, it was bizarre because it was thirty
I mean one morning I golfed with my dad and
it was thirty two degrees but the sun was out
and I just had an extra layer and I was
not cold at all. But the night we did curb
Dogs in Idaho, it was kind of windy and it
(18:07):
said my phone said it was fifty five and I've
never been more cold and glued to a bonfire for warmth.
So I'm gonna start ignoring thermometers. Good idea, It's just
a number.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
They don't know you.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
No, it's like age. Temperature is what you make it
that's right, or what you're actually feeling.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Or what you need it to be. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I actually realized this morning that it's time for me
because as a lady of a certain age, I'm always
hot or having hot flashes of some kind and it's
really fucking irritating. And when I go to sleep, I
feel all cozy, and then I wake up in the
middle of the night like dying and pouring sweat. And
(18:52):
when the temperature dropped, I got to change the central
air to the heat instead of the AC mode. And
my now I'm not I never sweat at night. It's
fucking the best. And uh, and I get to wear
all the sweaters that I keep compulsively buying.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Off of the techtok shop.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Right, you're a sweater as am I. We're sweater lovers.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
We're sweater lovers. And weren't clothes.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Horses were Canadian clothes.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Worse, I feel like it's been years since I wore
my sweaters. They're so far away in my not large closet,
but narrow, long closet. Pull them up, Call them up,
pull them up, Pull up the photos I've taken of
my closet.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Pull them up.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
No, pull up them sweaters.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
It's time.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
It's better to call. I'm better on the phone. Hello,
card to get in here.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
What do you want?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
See it soon? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Remember the you're too young, God, damn it. Well, your
sister would remember. There was a commercial that was the
It was like a phone. It was a Mickey Mouse
phone that you could press buttons and different Disney characters would.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Talk to you.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
You're right, I don't know that you don't like a speaking.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Spell kind of but you're on the phone.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
And in the commercial, this little blonde girl or a
little boy, I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
This little kid they got who was probably four or
five years old.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
It was like, Okay, my friend and I used to say.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Karen's crying right now. That's what she does when she cries. Sorry,
it's okay, it's so stupid. It's been a lot of loss.
It's okay to let it go. Very tired, she's crying, everybody.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
That's when I'm so tired. No, this makes me laugh
so hard.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
But they're advertising his phone and they're like the Mickey
Mouse phone whatever, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
And then they cut to little kid picks up the
phone and goes, he don't make you go on to
a party. And we used to say that to.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Okay, I do know that, Yes, I do remember it,
and maybe it's.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, maybe that was an eighties commercial.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Could be I mean sometimes they would just re run
those commercials every Christmas or whatever.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Right right, Like I remember the Clydesdale's and the winter
commercial for Budweiser, but that was made way before as born.
They just kept making it. Yeah, and now I want
to Budweiser. Clydesdale chandelier only found in bars. Wow, I
look them up on eBay. They're like seventeen hundred dollars.
(21:40):
There's a chandelier with the Clydesdales go around in a
circle and it plays the Dona. No, No, it's okay,
everyone that they're all dead. We can sing that, so
we can't.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
They're all dead.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
The horses, they're all dead, all the Clydesdale's, all the musicians,
everyone involved with production, all the bottlers.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It turns out they died on the same plane.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
The Breumeister. They were all on the plane with the
big Bopper and Richie.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
How did they fit those client sales on there? I
think that was part of the reason it went down.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
It's what coined the phrase horsepower. It wasn't until that.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
A lot of people don't know that.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
But yeah, there's the one the phone I grew up with, which,
hilariously you win from like the Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Issue. Yeah, the football folk. It was great.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Yeah, it felt it was the grip of exactly a
tiny little rubber football. And every time I'd answer it,
I'd do the Heisman pose and go hello, Yeah, it
was my mistake. We're just trying to keep rhythm here.
(23:00):
It's like a metronome.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Clydesdale horse, Clydetale horse. All I've ever wanted was a Clydesdale.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
And now you can have it.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Get brand names for less pat Ross.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
I got it at Burlington. Okay, I'm feeling better now.
Sorry about I had my I mean, we're both pre
met apausal.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I mean, I'm so I.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Just left at a joke that it was absolutely not
funny at all.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Hey, I only said that because I know what you're
going through, not from personal experience, of course, but I'm
surrounded by ladies.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
All the ladies get it, and you get it because
you've always been attuned to ladies.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, you know what, you know. I'm being earnest.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I know.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
The question I was going to ask Chris is having
being raised by a mother prominently and a bossy older sister,
which they all are.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah, yeah, six years older.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
So yeah, real, how do you what do you think
the problem is these days with the like quote unquote
male loneliness epidemic and the and the kind of things
that we're seeing out of radicalized young men.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Right, I feel like.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
People are just speaking up now and we have to
listen to everyone. And maybe there was always lonely men,
but it's like, who cares. It's not a trend with
how people are raised differently now, it's just listening to
all these.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Fucking voices.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
It is a great answer, that's right, Like, there's so
much there's so much exposure.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah, maybe it's an argument for divorce.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Too many, too many guys these days have dads that
are still fucking hanging around.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Did steering him in the wrong direction.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
But do you think that like, if you grow up
with women, that isn't as likely, or do you think
it's just to the person having an experience online, Because
my idea was like, you are good at getting around,
getting along with lots of different kind of people, but
especially women, And I think that that is because of
your mom and your.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Soul for sure.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah, and also being so excited when it was time
to dress me up in my grandma's.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Clothes, do full makeup on me.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
All my sister's friends were there and they're all paying
attention to me. They'd make me walk around like a grandma,
like different characters.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
They made me perform.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
And that was just my sister hanging out with seventeen
year old girls. And yeah, if I had an older brother,
we wouldn't. They'd be just like, go ahead, punch him.
He doesn't feel anything, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
That's a different it's a whole different vibe.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Yeah, I think my mom and sister were close in
a way to where it was like, Okay, they're fighting
about this thing my mom shouldn't care about, and my
sister I can mediate this fight in a way that
I guess a dad would do by slamming a door
or something. Not all of a sudden, I'm the man
(26:28):
of the house. But I'm still pooping in my pants.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I don't know. Now I'm just riffing.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Now you're just doing baby poop jokes.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Yeah, yeah, well it always works. I eventually go to
my road material.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
That's right, got to.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, there are benefits to just being raised. But of
course my dad was the early days. It was dad
twenty four to seven, and then also whenever I went
to his house. I do think, even though it sounds
like a pain in the ass, and a lot of
(27:05):
my friends that our divorced start doing this because you
have to maintain two permanent bedrooms.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
At each house.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
But yeah, two weeks at this parent's house, two weeks
at this parent's house. That's the way you do it, right,
not every Thursday and Sunday.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh that's why you did it.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah, yeah, then you get the equal doses. Yeah, you know,
so that's that's.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
The only thing i'd go back and change.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yeah, I would make a decision to split it exactly
down the middle.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yeah, but I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
You couldn't have done that. Also, you lived your mom
lived in your dad lived in a totally.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Different No, no, just a few blocks away.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
What.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Yeah, So I don't think as a kid, it's good
to be like, well, who do you want to live with?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Do I have to flip a coin? Who's failings? Do
I hurt?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You mean yeah, you can't decide?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Yeah, but it was an amicable enough divorce where they're like, well,
let's do joint. And that's been like, well, at least
here I got to wear costumes in Mecca and full
on basement with my waterbed all righty there. I wanted
to make sure I had bad posture and there's MTV.
(28:24):
I'm like, I want to fucking take this.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
I can't duplicate this across town. That's the hard part.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I just thought of that because the conversation is always
happening now of like what's going on. I just saw
TikTok where these two girls are bartenders at this really
lovely outdoor bar, and you just it just says POV
when you work at a bar and this guy is
just like, I don't want women to and he's just
(28:51):
like kind of yelling at them, and they're both just
sitting there going uh huh. Well that's your opinion. Great,
that's your opinion. But he's like when I have a family,
I don't have a nucle and he's like, oh, it's
gonna be traditional, and it's like they're just like sounds good, and.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
It was a real guy.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
They were just holding their camera up at their own faces,
and then you can hear the weird shit he's saying,
I like.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
The way to do it because then he doesn't know
and he's going to keep spewing dumb ship.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yes, And he's like truly just yelling at them, and
they're both smiling. You can see what they're doing, so
it's not like a trick. But it's the thing where
I'm like, but that guy, what happened to his brain
where he thinks that's the way?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Like he's yelling at them like lonely.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I've heard thee is just like that men are really
lonely and it's really horrible for them, and that therefore
it's really bad for society. And it's like, well, that's
very true, because they get violent and they keep picking
up guns and doing fucked up shit.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
That's actually what's.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Happening, but it keeps getting discussed because the press kind
of skewed it like it's so sad. We have to
feel bad for men because they're now having this loneliness
of it and.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
These are it's similar to the phrase in cell right
mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
And it's all the related kind of horrible. The way
young men are being right radicalized online.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Weird because I during COVID, I guess that that because
everyone was forced to be alone. I just realized, oh man,
my gray hair went away. Because I have no fear
of missing out on anything, and I kind of have
fun by myself. But I was like, that's a slippery
slope because I'm talking to.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Myself and laughing.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Everybody talks about I'm telling story. Everyone does, everyone does.
But I was having a blast. But I knew this
isn't this is temporary. But thank god I enjoy my
own company. Yes, because if you told me a few
years ago, what if you were locked in your apartment
by yourself, I'm like, I don't know box of raids
or plates and I'm not making light of that.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
I have to tell a teacher now, Oh wait, no, no,
I was you did? I have to warn an adult?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
No?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
But because I loved arts and crafts, it was going
to be about to raise.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
The blades and makes me chures with glittery glory high.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
I let me explain why I did that comedy festival.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
The audience people needed it Is that a good disease?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
It is what an awkward everyone trying to fucking disaster
those a bunch of dudes.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
So it's like, just don't say anything, you don't stand
for anything. It's fine, just shut up.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
I know, but I it's like, uh, Mark Maren, I've
been happy with some of the things Bill Burr says,
and I'm like, oh, wait a minute. In the past,
it's just so hard to actually engauge where people are
coming from.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You're saying, in the past you have liked Bill Burr
have Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
I'm like, wow, maybe it's not what are you? That's
roles where I behavior and U Sir are in a toyota.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
A lot of rolls Royce energy on the streets side.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
These are the first ones I've ever seen, and I'm
already deciding what kind of person drives them. But yeah,
that was that was I understand and know where people
are coming from.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
When it's like, well saying the people that live.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
In that region don't deserve to go see comedy is
the same as saying all Palestinians are Hamas or something.
There are people that went to that show that deserve
to have entertainment, and I get that, but they're not
talking about the money they just took from a beheading murderers,
(32:42):
terrifying person no.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
One, no one is addressing.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
They're addressing a thing that isn't isn't relevant, right, as
if that's a problem. And look, I don't I've just
been watching people talk about it, so I don't have
some big stance or whatever. But I would say, as
a person who's gotten in trouble publicly alone before, if
you're going to say shit, you better get your act
right about what you're about to say, because this fucking
(33:08):
the way they're basically saying, like, oh, America is bad too,
It's like, no, that's It's like you can say it,
you and your lawyer can figure out that that's your statement,
but no one's fucking buying that ship, right, And now
you're you've lost all fucking credibility.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Shiit, No, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Sorry, I'm just gonna do It's okay.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
We have a nice car. I'm tired of waiting in
my Haunta cord. They would have just said fuck this car.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
When I watched whoever it was that asked it, it
was Kimmel asking as he's about it.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
It was like, wait a minute, did you not know
he was going to ask this?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Oh? They absolutely absolutely knew.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
And so that was the thought, thought ahead version that
was No.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
One's like they're all so smart, right, they're all so smart,
but they're not thinking about what do you really say
in a suchuation like this, which is tell people the truth.
I did it for the money. It's one point five
million dollars. It's it's immoral, and that's what I did.
And I made that decision because that's the way they
made the decision privately, and that people know that there's
(34:14):
no you can't put any other spin on it. They
made that decision, so there's no going back.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Even if you were a low end person who got
the five hundred grand.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I mean, it's so much fucking money and this is
what the world is going to become.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
I'm doing it again, and and and on to that.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
If someone called me the other day and said, hey,
will you do this festival for a million and a
half dollars, I would have said.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yes, right, I would have of course, of.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Course, I mean I really need it. Though I think
the argument is did you really need that?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Did you need it?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Like everyone in these T mobile commercials that's already the
Giant Movies sees.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
If I'm fucking sorry, did not need that money unless
he's an inveterate gambler, some terrible.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
I think, like you said, Seas, I'm fucking sorry for
what I'm about to and.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It's just your last name, But I mean, don't this
thing of like clearly as he's I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Got booked on Kimmel to say that.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
So if you're going to come out with a statement,
that will then be picked apart once again, because that's
how this churn works where you're you're now in the
public churn. So either go, yeah, I did it that
I made a decision because I had to pay off
my house and I don't have a blah blah blah
and everything's slowing down.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Well, people would go, oh, that's the difference. I can't.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
I can't not blurt what is the truth when i'm
and then I kick myself later like, oh, this will
be funny to actually say I'm I needed the money
really bad.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Right, Why wouldn't they have done that?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Just say, it's like everyone is doing that these days,
whether it's public or private. You get an offer of
a big payday, there there's going to be a downside
to that payday, because that is how the system works.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
You decide to take the payday despite that.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah, there's no conversation afterwards about how you're moral anyway.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
And it's hard not to compare it for me as
someone that used to make a quiet living from acting
in commercials, they're no longer is money in that one
because commercials are on streaming networks.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Some are on but not the same money old guy cable.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
But those commercials are being scooped up by people that
are already established giant movie stars right at like you know,
the highest level. And I investigate those companies, I mean
there's probably more blood on the hands of so many.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Of those I don't know, not Tea Mobile.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
But no, that's not here's the problem. That's not true.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
So that that's the thing that they keep trying to
take right, equivocating, and it's like no, no, everyone's just
saying you went and took money from the people who
literally are actively killing journalists, right, gay people, women, anybody
who's speaks up.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
It's not it's.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Not chill, and it's not comparable even to this fucked America.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I know that.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
That's why I'm saying, right, I was being good Cup
bad Cup, because that's when a conversation if we're both
good cops.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
No, no, that's right, right, I knew that.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to sure you. I'm just
saying I know you were. It's kind of the way
it really worked out. I'm arguing their argument, which is
what you were making for the example exactly, and I'm
just doing the same of like. It irritates me when
people people need to smarten up about the pr churm right,
(37:37):
because you're giving people more to talk about when you offer.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Up like, well, this is the excuse I.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Made to myself that made me feel okay about it,
where it's like, okay.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
That sounds like the exact excuse the other guy gave.
At least make a slightly different edited excuse.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah, or be the pivot and see how badly it's
going for those other people. But I mean, truly, I'm
sure that there are many people who are like, yep,
I knew my reputation would take a hit.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
I don't care. I need money in the bank at
the end.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yeah, like right, But.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Don't try to say America is the same and so
it all doesn't matter, because it's like that's how shit
like that continues.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Yeah, even though that also is true.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
America is Oh it's the beautiful. Ay, not this close
to the holidays. Let's try me more patriotic as a podcast.
What do you know, I won't What about just around
Halloween this year, I'm going as Francis scott Key.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
This year's sexy, going as pocon Y, but.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Sexy Landa Lake's Poconnas with the cutout where the needs
become a cleavage. Yes, you know what I'm talking about, right, Absolutely,
we've all done it.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
We've lived in that world for so long.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Yeah, and now my hand, I'm not having Halloween. Everyone,
you can stop sending me really really good costume ideas well.
Chris one was Burt Reynolds, whether it transamdor just like
oh the bandit and then you just that was a
good idea.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
With that hand, you're two steps away from Edward scissor hands.
I don't know why you're not seeing it.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Yeah, I guess, and it'll be fine in another couple
of weeks. So, yeah, you're right, Halloween's back on. And uh,
I meant what I said. Let's be We're going to
be extra patriotic.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Our guests next week. The Blue Angel, Yes.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
The Canadian Blue A. They fly in.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
A perfect V formation because of our grandpa's winning the wars.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Are How are the Blue Angels these days?
Speaker 4 (39:50):
I think that nowadays, out of State Fair or something,
it's just one plane that flies by.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
And Hanks like Hanks and eighteen wheeler.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah, where's my five friends? Hong kongk Well, well we've
done it again.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Listen. I've tried to be This is the episode where
I've tried to make you be provocative, right, right, what
do you think about this? What do you think about that?
Speaker 3 (40:14):
You're right, you're a good director.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Thanks so much. I mean, should we turn this into
the Bill Barbers Show.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's get high
and smoke cigars. Yeah, talk about how the ladies used
to be in the sixties.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
They all had long hair and they don't anymore.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
I like Harvey Korman films. Yeah, no, I don't. That's
the end of that character. Goodbye, good to see you.
You've been listening? Did you need a ride?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Do you? Why?
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Any ar? This has been an exactly right production.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Mixed by Edson Troy.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Our talent booker is Patrick Kotner.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Themed song by Karen Kilgareff.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar
podcast That's d y Nar Podcast.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Thank you, Oh You're welcome.
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