S4 - Ep. 80 - Allen Strickland Williams

This week, Karen and Chris welcome comedian Allen Strickland Williams to chat about tempting earthquakes, romantic toilets and more!

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Either way, we want to be there.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
time and aid, termino and gage.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
We want to send you off InStyle.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
We scared her?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Was it fine? Mal porn? Do you need to ride?

(00:50):
Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Do your need do you ride?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Ride?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Do you need with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do
you need to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
This is Karen Coffee kill Gara.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Less Honkin more tonkin.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
We were just reading bumper stickers. That's today's that car.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
We were behind a car that had twenty bumper stickers.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
They drove off. Now what are we going to do
on today's episode?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I mean well, but also I was confused by the
one that we just recited until Chris explained it to me.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
That's embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Well, tonkin isn't really a word, and at first you
think of tonka trucks.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, and I just had a memory specific to this area.
I'm realizing that is the part I had a breakup.
And that's where my ex moved into when I first
moved here.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
And you rode your bike pie every day.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Oh no, I brought I brought it. I'm like, no, no,
I drove my car by every day for a while
to split up furniture thing. You know, you gotta flip coins.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
You get the table, I get this, you get this amicable.
Sure we were good friends, hug all that stuff. Yeah,
the way a breakup should be. It was a good
So it's a good memory.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Great, Yes, that's all that matters.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
That's for all I know. This is a different school
and that wasn't the apartment. It was a long time ago.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Anything's possible. Just slight coughing throughout podcasting. Hey, a great combination.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
This is a podcast that features there's two humans and
we're sorry, but humans make human noises.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
There's a these dogs are having a back to back debate.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I like that that white dog.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yeah, I didn't get a look at anything, but it's
predominant butthole.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
But it's because the dog was so white that I
noticed it, not because I'm some weird you know, perverb.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I don't know. I guess we'll decide about whether or
not you're perverb.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
We will need to discuss it further, but for another time.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
We'll get back to you on should we tell the
story of what we just experienced just to get it
off our chest, because it is to clear it.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Out and we're not talking about those two white dogs
having an argument now. We before the start of this episode,
we at the same time because we've been podcasting so long,
our bladder and are in the same cycle. And that's
why I say our bladder. So we stopped at the

(04:04):
Galsons had to wait in line. They brought a they
didn't have the key because it was in the bathroom,
of course, attached to a spatula made for frosting a cake.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
And the guy came out and the smell can only
be described as a nuclear bomb.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Let's call an ambulance colorectal cancer.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Here's the home of past guest Andrew machaud oh Am,
I going the right way, I think, So I can't
wait to tell them their.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Neighbors, isn't it, Andrew?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I do? I do? I say Machad, don't I. That
goes back to when I first it is machon, it
is I say, machild okay, and that's from when I
first met him, So in my defense, that was, you know,
twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
It was back when you just said whatever name you
thought of.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I had constant consonants. I had a consonant to the
word consonant and said constant and he I added a
D to the end of its name for some reason.
And I still do.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I think it would hurt him to hear you call
him Andrew Mahad.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
You know what, I think he's hard to hurt. I
think so he's a loving guy.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Are you saying that because of how funny he is.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I truly believe he's at peace. Oh and you could say, hey,
what's up, dipshit? And he just laughed. But speaking of
dipshit's that guy we got he When Karen came out
of the bathroom, I knew not to blame her.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
But it's because because we smelled it going in. I
mean wild the.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Flower display should not have been near the bathroom. I
fear for how much they're wilting.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
It was very bad.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
And of course when I got out, there was a
guy going in and I'm not just gonna let him
think I have colinkensey. Hell no, I said, hey, man,
it wasn't me, and he's like, yeah, I'm like no, seriously,
the flowers are wilting. He knew when I took it
that step further. He's like, wow, I guess it wasn't him. Yeah,

(06:18):
because who would talk that way about themselves?

Speaker 3 (06:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
No, I mean you would be more proud than anything else.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
If it was you. Yeah. I should have just high
five to him and said, hey, fellow.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Man, hey dude, check this out.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, yeah, that was Are.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
You hungover like me? Why am I Nick Nolty? Now,
what's happening with our thrower?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's my thing. It's spreading to you.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Well it acted fast, Yeah you did.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
I'm I'm tired of these streets that are really Alley's.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
What's going on.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I'm tired of the people on these streets that are
like Alley's, where they're like, well my turn, and it
just like I got This town is irritating.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Yes, it's the you know has the right of way,
the person going downhill, you know who.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Has the right of way, the person who knows where
they're going, which was not me. And I wasn't really
paying attention, and I really fucked up?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (07:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's this way. Yeah, you hold on because I don't
know where I'm going. Oh right, good, still good, We
will Saint George.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I just basically drove as far away from where exactly
where we were as possible when I didn't need to.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Just like we do with content, we get a lay
of the land, We do our research, and that's all
we're doing.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
In the neighborhood right now. Yeah, figuring out.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Figuring out three sides. It's not your turn full from Oregon. Yeah,
get out of here fighting all these people.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Have a little respect for the bridge from the movie
China Town.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
You have no idea what we just smelled.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yes, you don't know the damage to those flowers we went. Yeah,
that was bad. It was bad.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
It's it's I don't mean to make things where it's
but I feel like it's still on me.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Well it was. It was one of those kind of experience.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
It is on a particle level, lingering in my nose, Cillia.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
God damn it.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Where are we? Uh?

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, but we ignore that street. You went that because
of our friend Mashan Oh.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I was like, Andrew, are you here?

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Andrew? Where are you?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Chris is calling you the wrong last name.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
It's nineteen thirty and I need a fainting couch.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Andrew, please come downstairs.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Please take my kerchief before I aboard this plane of
steam power Andrew train. I meant, Andrew, Andrew, what a plane?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
A steam power plane?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Passenger planes are not of existence yet, Andrew, Andrew, Look
at that guy and his whole life ahead of them
before that kid? Who am I? Oh man, you know what?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
It's the leftover smell from the bathroom or making deals.
It's negative.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Guy lashed out at the two person family.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Oh, look at the same school zone. Any person who
commits a crime within this area is subject to increased penalties.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Wouldn't it be great to buy a house right there?
Increase penalties in this zone.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Wow? And that's all non school area related crimes like
a building code violation or person.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Let him have it, Let him have it, throw the
book at him. They don't want bad vibes near the school.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
I was molested in a school zone.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I mean, I wonder if that's what it's.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, that's the I think it is.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
They're just talking around the Hey, get out, uh poking
tickle mister diddler, that's what we called him in my town.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh yeah, I can't remember what Brodie Stevens's joke was,
Roy I was something in a school zone. Oh, yes
he did.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
He had a joke about someone molested. I think it
came from a real place. And then the joke was
but they gave.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Him thirty years instead of fifteen because I was molested
in a school zone, which is hilarious.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
So yes, I think it is common. Judging by the research,
I'm sure Brody did. God damn find double in a
school zone.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
If you listener have never heard Brodie Stevens comedy, you
absolutely have to enjoy and watch his live sets at
the Comedy Store, Yes, on YouTube, truly to watch an
audience begin to experience Brody be very confused and then
be one over, which they always are within three minutes.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yes, God, he would let them get confused.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Then he would scold them and accuse them of having
negative energy and say, come on, I work in this town.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
I know people. I've been on this show.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I went to whatever high school eight one eight for life.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, Rosita eight, I know the Dodgers. I've been in
the dugout. And then he tells and they're like, wait
a minute, this is who this guy is. Yeah, I
love him.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's not an act.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, it means yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
But the rare occasion where he would just rattle off
his jokes and not go into the he had so
many great jokes. Yes, and that's why Nick Craig has
this show where you do covers of other comics. Oh,
and it was so fun because that's a great idea,
Andy Ritchie jokes. I did a Robert Hawkins joke to

(11:52):
the best of my recollection.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
You know what, I hate others others I did his?
Uh what did I do of his? Oh? They there
was just it was so fun to not do the
research because.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
There he is.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
All the jokes that had that impression on me were
happening before, you know, everyone had sets on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
He's looking cool as ever. This is our guy, blue blockers,
perfect tear.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
He can see fish through the water.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Sorry, there's a car. They understand. We're in this era
of like shared How are you? How are you guys
doing terrific clubs and college as everyone put your ears together. Oh,
Alan Strickland, Williams, everyone, I sorry, I hesitated. There was

(12:51):
a blind spot there and even though I'm not driving,
it's such a.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
Bad place to drive around right now. I'm sorry, it's where.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Oh you know, it's it's happening all around that. We've
seen ambulances, we've seen just one of those days.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yes, it's mercury retrograde.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
I knew it was a goddamn mood.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
What's going on? We haven't seen you in five years?

Speaker 6 (13:17):
I know it's been too long.

Speaker 7 (13:18):
I've been just you know, sitting quietly waiting, sure for
you guys.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
Yep, sunglasses on, sunglasses on.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
I don't even really need them on right now. It's
kind of like, yeah, I've been I've been good. I've
recorded an album that's great. Yeah, where'd you do it?
Did at the Velveto Room in Austin, Texas.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
That's where I started comedy.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Yeah, it's a city on the rise.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Now you got red pilled?

Speaker 6 (13:45):
I got red pilled big time. Yeah fick.

Speaker 7 (13:47):
Yeah it was great. And yeah I got some vinyl
for you guys. You have, but please, listeners, please help me.
I need your help. Please buy my album Alan Strick
Williams dot com or find me on it wherever and
it's all there.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
But yeah, no, the velve is a great spot to
do it. It was like rowdy and yes, you know.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Well they do something there that they don't do at
a lot of comedy clubs anymore, which is there's a
professional very he's very good at a barker that gets
people off the shop.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Oh yeah, Michael, bring her in and make her grin.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I forget the other ones.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
But yeah, there's a bunch of others. But yeah, all rhyme. Yeah, no,
it was.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
I ays had a good time there and they offered
me a just a headlining gig, and I was like,
oh the time, it works out when I was trying
to do an album, So did it there and you know,
probably probably easier than doing it here anyway.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, that's not a bad idea. Maybe how long ago
did you do it?

Speaker 7 (14:48):
It was recorded last year. It just came out on
vinyl last month, so really pushing the vinyl right now.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:56):
But it was like, you know, it's my first album,
so it's kind of like such a like a grab
bag of.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
Some some classic.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
Bits and then like you know, maybe like half old
stuff half new stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
It shocks me that that's your first album.

Speaker 7 (15:11):
Yeah, you know, I kind of missed the boat on
every I kind of always missed the boat on everything
was a little late on stuff I just got on
the internet. It's scary, scary, but there's a lot of
cool pictures, so you know, take what you can get.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
So it's allan strick. Glynn Williams at hotmail dot dot com. Yeah,
of course.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
The other one is dogpile.

Speaker 7 (15:36):
I got a dog pile, I got a web crawler.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, aol, yes, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
What would you be doing?

Speaker 7 (15:46):
They were we're living a Hollywood dream right now.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
We're taking fountain.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Just like Betty Davis.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
Betty Davis.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
The lyrics of that guns Rose this song, I don't know.
I can't think of any songs that are about going.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
To l A.

Speaker 7 (16:04):
That was about the Jungles and the bus.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
And You're Gonna die. It was, yeah, hit the bus,
You're gonna die.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
I think in the jungle, I think he said he
heard someone say that, like right when he got to
l A. So that's the so, and I'm doing a
backseat behind the music right here.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
This is good.

Speaker 7 (16:29):
Oh yeah, like pop up video, Yeah yeah, but I
just pop into the middle between your guys.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah, there's a there's a series.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
About kind of mostly about Motley Crue, but it's the
exact era of music that I was disappointed in. It
ends with, like, for a while there was new wave
music and Pet Shop Boys and durand or whatever New Order,
and then here there is hair metal the day, and

(17:02):
then it ends with but then Nirvana ruined everything, and
you know it was about warrant and and and guns
and roses and the whiskey of go go.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Sure, but the stories were great. Yeah, yeah, they really lived.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Those people lived.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Yeah, and then they'd show live footage and it's like
these bands were not good. Some of them were, And
it's surprising who did sound good early def Leppard.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
I'm gonna say I enjoy it.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
I just thought Poison had kind of a nice little
Ramons thing going on.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:35):
Yeah, they're kind of like a joke band almost.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Did you ever see The Decline of Western Civilization?

Speaker 6 (17:43):
Part two? That's great? And C. C.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Deville.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
I never cared about that's Poison, right, I never cared
about that band. And I saw that movie and I
was like, from that die alone, I want I am
this band's number one fan.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
He was just so hilarious and he had that accent.
He was like from Jerry or something.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
Yeah, his whole thing is crazy because it was like
he had this like one riff and he like auditioned
for a band and the band turned out to be Poison,
and he just did this one riff and like got
their biggest song. And so then like when he was
really starting to lose it with the drugs and everything,

(18:21):
like when he was just ready to be done with
the show, he would just start playing the song.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
And so that's like I think were brought on their downfall.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
But all that's great.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Yeah, Yeah, For some reason, because of a music video
or something, it was rumored that he skateboarded, and all
it was was they had some b roll of some
kid going off a launch ramp on a skateboard, and everyone,
because there was some hair in the footage, everyone said.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Oh, that was CC. He skates. And then he was.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Friends with Ay in the early days of snowboarding where
it was like Neon and uh, you know Oakley wrap,
brown glasses and bleach blonde hair. He was hanging out
with like Damien Sanders, this guy that started snowboarding, and
so we all thought he was he did those.

Speaker 7 (19:12):
Well, that was back when you could you could like
have a nice deluded belief like that.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Yes, you know, yeah, no for years year exactly. Now
the truth is in our pants, on our phone, and
so you.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Can't I mean living through that where I would get
caught in like what felt like blatant lies all the time, where.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
People would be like, that's not true.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
I'd be like, yeah it is, and then it's like
people would immediately look it up and then you'd be like,
but I've been told.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
That my whole life.

Speaker 6 (19:40):
Yeah, that's true to me.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, it's been true in my family.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (19:44):
Now it's like you can't do you can't do like
the trivia stuff like that. Now you've got to I like,
if I'm at an airport bar and you know, like
people will get chummy and you'll start talking. I'll say
my name's Paul, and I'm an environmental lawyer, and I
say I work on that big garbage patch on the ocean. Yes,

(20:07):
And that's kind of like the thrill of like a
lie that you can kind of live.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Yeah, I've thought about it a lot.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Do you have like do people ask you questions about
the garbage patch? Immediately?

Speaker 7 (20:20):
Yeah, I go, I go. You can walk on it, Yeah,
you can wear your loafers out there. You won't even
get away.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
It's bad.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
It's bad, and I'm doing everything i can.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, and I'm pro the garbage patch. By the way, I'm.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
You're you're the lawyer in defense of the area.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Everyone deserves a good due process. I think although I
think we're getting away with us, we're getting rid of something.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
We're going to get rid of that education.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
What a weird day today, But we're keeping the garbage patch.
What happened to me? Just like the just the vibe.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
Well, it's weird because you guys have been here a
long time too, Like it's really only been you know,
I moved here in two thousand and eight or whatever.
It's really only felt like the last four years that
we had any weather in the winter, like any rain
or anything.

Speaker 6 (21:13):
So it's just like it's.

Speaker 7 (21:15):
So funny because I'm so like a wimp and like
conditioned to like just the sunshine that I'm like, it's
like there's like two clouds.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
I'm like, oh, we're in Seattle.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
To day, I guess there weren't. There's been a lot
of and I want rain, trust me, we need it.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
We need it, we need we need it.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
But I don't. Yeah, I don't recall this many like
gloomy Pacific Northwest sky days. It's great. Yeah, it's weird.
It's kind of earthquake weather. Don't say it.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
Don't say it.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Well, it's gonna happen either way.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah that's true, but.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Don't spread it. It's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
For some reason, I think it's because I'm from Florida.
It's like hurricanes are just so much more.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
An earthquake doesn't scare me, although although the first week
I lived here, there's an earthquake and I did everything wrong.
I ran out the building, I ran down on the
top floor building, ran outside. If it was really bad,
it just like glass would have rained down.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
Like so I guess I need to like get up
on that.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
But no one knows what to do.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
I used to get inside a bathtub until I remember
that's for tornadoes.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
That one that's for just hygiene.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
But every time there's an earthquake, it's yet. I get
in there with a hot water and some soap, And
that's how you get the house to not take you
away with a tractor and a cow Bill Paxton. But
the yeah, the the film Twister.

Speaker 7 (22:51):
Oh oh, I thought there's a movie about Bill Paxton,
like a tub.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
Yeah, that's how I got.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
Yeah, there's a lot of bathrooms scenes with him in
Weird Science. But I, uh, yeah, I don't know what
you're supposed to do. We all just freeze and panic,
and you're supposed to get under like a table or
a desk. You're not supposed to do the door frame.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yes, that's and I didn't realize.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
I just googled it the last one because that was
there was a pretty dramatic one. But even then, it's
like you just sit there and you're like, was that it?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Is that all you got? Yeah, there's it's such a
helpless feeling that why why should we even bother worrying
about it? There's nothing that can be done.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
I've been through a lot of earthquakes and every time
there is one, it's letting a little air out, So
there isn't a big one, you know, it's.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Essentially just a short yes, exactly whatever.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, you gotta put little pinholes in the balloon.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
By the way, is a Wayne's world has That's.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
Like it looks like Neil Young he is five different
SNL sketchet Jack.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
He also looks like it looks like the hat and
the hair are one eyedel.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Wait a minute, that's C. C. De Ville.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Take us please, he's a listener.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
There's a pedestrian that was wearing a Wayne's World hat sideways,
so we in the car had the perfect view of
a Wayne's World hat.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
That is that's a thirty five year old swag hat.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Is the wig from Garth yea the wig Garth war
is stapled to the inside of that hat.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
It feels it feels like Garth got laser surgery.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
His hair went gray and now he's crossing the street
at Vermont and Sunset.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
That is a specific gray that only comes from a
lifetime of bleach blonde. The straight long hair, smoking and
you know, not bad volume to the hair.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
I'm not gonna know.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I like the way he walks.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
I like the way he talks.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
The way he moves. What do you like about him?
I like that he definitely works at a spirit Halloween.

Speaker 7 (25:03):
Storm as the guy in the front, as any gig
that's only a month out of the year is going
to work for me.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
He's like, I have to go be the animatronic scarecrow today.
I'll be right back.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
Animatronic scarecrow spirit Halloween off season.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
A tough job, but someone has to do.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, if you go to the Hollywood Walk of Fame,
there's a Spider Man guy, there's the Superman guy, and
then he's jeepers creepers.

Speaker 7 (25:36):
Okay, so yeah, we're basically we're just near the the
Scientology Center. And I just remember that being like by
one of the first things in LA was driving on
Sunset and seeing the sign that said sixty four million
people can't be wrong, and just being.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Like, yeah they can, Yeah, they actually can. Yeah, We're
just we're just we're just in it. Man. Yeah. I
never I never really get to be a passenger either,
So this is kind of nice. Yeah, isn't it fun?

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Yeah, every time I'm in the back of a car
and like looking around, discovering my study for the first time,
my city.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
This is my LA.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Welcome to your city.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
How are you guys doing?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oh great, so good? Yeah good.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
We already we're underpaid, overworked, and stressed and we have
to call eight one eight justice.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
There's this ad that I saw one time that was
like it was like, don't like your job, blah blah,
and then it was it was like it was pertaining
to be people texting and it goes and the one
text goes, girl, you need job test. I just think
about that all I'm like, Oh, I need job test.
Job test, Yeah, job test dot org. I think it
just takes your place where you can like sign up

(26:50):
to be in the military or something.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
But because what does justice bring you to? I would
love to know.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
Probably I'm guessing, uh one of those Like I've seen
these billboards where they're like, are you being bullied at work?
Which I think is really funny because it's like, I
feel like someone that is being bullied or will be
too timid to call about it, especially when you're still
up front about it. I think you need to be like,
is your boss amini?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, like that if you're being bullied at work, you're
too young to have a job because you're a kid. Yeah.
The eight one eight Justice lady, her face looks very judgmental.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
She's her the real picture lady is she's a little
bit like, really, that's what you're wearing? Is that what
you're worried about? It says attorney something by something, lawyers.

Speaker 6 (27:40):
For justice or for justice.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Okay, it's lawyers and you can tell it's lawyers because
the illustrated picture up there is a lady looking down,
but she has the Scales of Justice earrings and.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Mark, Yeah, yeah, that's like a hot close up of
the Scales of Justice lady, and you zoom in and
realize she has Scales of Justice earrings.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
I kind of like the there's a there's almost like
an after dark element to the to the ad. I
feel like it's like I'm getting to come Heather Stair.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah, I'm getting I.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Think they have to engineer these for traffic, for people
in traffic where it's like you want me to buy
what you're selling.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
I can't. You can't just be like are you stressed
and whatever. There has to be some.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Please use sex to sell it, and you just use
some distractor so that we don't have to really think
about why we want to make this phone call.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, person in traffic, do you need
a legal lap?

Speaker 7 (28:42):
Hey, we got Wayne's World back and we got a
lady with a beret across the street.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I like something happened since we last song.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
He is he is checking her out? Yeah in a
way that is that? Is that not great?

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Madam?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
I couldn't help.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
But notice you also have a hat.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Were you from France?

Speaker 6 (29:02):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
That's a that was a rough left.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
That's every time I go through there, I feel like
I'm doing something illegal.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Yeah, that felt like I was turning taking a left
on a red Are they fighting?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yes, they are fighting.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
Yeah, and she's holding a dog.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
She's like, it's my dog. Now, Jerry, we've.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Seen we already saw that that. We saw other dog
based arguments in the street.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
M hmm. Everything's weird today.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
It is, and it's overcast light, it's always weird.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
No light.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
What's happening? So let's do a guess around the car.
What do we think is going to happen? I mean,
somebody already said it's earthquake weather. But if it was
just like, based on this weather, based on the situation,
what do you think could possibly happen?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
That's weird, Alan go.

Speaker 7 (29:55):
I feel like you're going to get a weird text
from someone today, maybe from someone you haven't heard a while,
maybe an X.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I got a text right now it says, girl, you
need job.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
Yeah, see exactly girl.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah, I think there's going to be a white squall?

Speaker 6 (30:11):
Oh is that like a storm.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
I think it's a very specific, outdated storm that's like
a nor'easter.

Speaker 8 (30:17):
Yes, yeah, yeah, it's it's a kind of storm you
only hear about in the early morning surf report.

Speaker 7 (30:27):
I'm seeing this tanning place and it just makes me
just want to point out that I grew up in
Orange Park, Florida, and there was a tanning in bedplace
called Jamaican me Tan.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Oh yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I just want to share that with you guys. Careen,
what do you think is gonna happen to me?

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I think a huge weed wave.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
I can. We went to the bathroom at Nelson's and
that stink. I think it's just more of that guy.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Oh you do, Yeah, we're burning off the worst bathroom
smell of all time.

Speaker 6 (30:58):
Oh yeah, Jamaican Tan.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
It's going to stay in my head forever.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
Grocery Store bathrooms are always a real uh yeah, it's
like they're not They're never as bad as obviously gas
station is is awful, but but a grocery store bathroom
is really like, we're really not meant to be there
right now.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
We're really not supposed to use the bathroom or the
grocery store.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
No, that's emergency only.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
And so then you're having emergency smells coming out of that, right, Yes,
it's true, Yeah, right, it's I that's I was like, oh,
I can't drive anywhere Toopy.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah, oh that's funny.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
But that guy was like, I can't leave this bathroom
for thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, and there have been complaints.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
Really yeah, well from us, Well, well, you know, you
want to get your dollars worth of Gelson, So I
kind of understand that.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Sorry to cut you off, that guy.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
You will host me in your bathroom for as long
as I need.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
I lit a candle my own, and everyone that works
isn't going to go in there and clean it.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
They're handling food. We got a produced guy, we got
the bakery that no one's going to go take care
of the room after that guy's clearly we're heroin ship.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Wow, what do you? What do you?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
What do you think of that? I don't know. It's
just gonna float out of men and unexpected. Now we're
now we're cooking with ass. Come on, you know that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
My guess is going to be that there's going to
be a more definitive, singular action toward revolution.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Okay, man, I didn't know we were doing real ones.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
We aren't.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
We all waiting for this, just a moment where someone
does the thing that everyone else goes finally, Now I'm
doing it too.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
It's very first appetizer chosen or last slice of pizza
in the box.

Speaker 6 (32:59):
Yeah. Sure, who's going to do it?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Waiting?

Speaker 6 (33:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Worried?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Yeah, we all sat with everyone's reaction to Luigi. I
didn't know how many people were ready to just hit
the streets. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
Well, and he was a he was a special case too,
just because he's you know, pretty and right. He had
some he had some some real flair to the uh
to the incident.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
Yeah, I guess you can call it that safely.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
He's someone you could really get behind.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Visually, Yeah, you know, visually he's putting, he's doing the
arts and crafts of it all. He's like writing little
messages on things. Yeah right, you know.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Yeah, and it man, Abs help you make a point?
Sure always if everything I said, and on stage too,
if I just had a campaign sign style picture of me,
I'd have to photoshop it, but just shirtless Abs.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I don't think in comedy, do you do? You think
that's true?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
You're right, we all learned from Joe Piscopo works against.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
You in your weird face.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, yeah, you know. That's why everyone liked Lincoln and
they actually called him honest abs. My dad will describe
Lincoln's physique for hours.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
No, yes, well he knows. He read several books on him. Man,
that's yeah. They just get into.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Oh he'd wrestle eight hours a day. He had a
wrestling schedule.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
As a workout.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yeah, he was eight is a very long time to wrestle,
that's right.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
And it's crazy in the country.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
The yeah, exactly, who has time for an hourly based wrestling.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
They're a civil war happening.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
He was deciding to buy cage match.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
That just reminded me that when we were leaving a
party recently. It was a like a podcasting thing that
we did at Southwest Southwest, and as we walked out,
this girl comes out of nowhere, comes up and goes,
tell me, Karen, what's your favorite murder?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
And I lead into her. I go, abe, Lincoln, that's
great and thank you. I was really proud of myself
and she really liked it.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
And then I was like, well, I better say it
on a podcast so I can get my credit.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
That's so great. Did it just fly out in your
mouth and surprise you? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (35:22):
It did.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Because also it's kind of like as if I loved
that he was murdered.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Was the way I smile on your face? Right?

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Yeah, Well that's the genius of the title that podcast
and the reason that people got mad at you got yeah. Oh,
for God's sake, people fair Banks loved the name of
it early, very early on in comedy, back when Borrow
one O seven still existed downtown. I remember after a
show one time, you had a little moment like Karen had,

(35:50):
where you like said, so there's these two girls that
walked in in front of us, and they were wearing like,
like see like sailor ish type, you know, themed clothes, Okay,
and you just and they kind of blew you off,
and you just went, well, hello notly themed ladies.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
Like it just cave out.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
So I remember that that is in my memory somewhere deep.
That's so funny.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
Probably after an old you know, back of stuff happened downtown.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Right that was those were good times. There's that show
that Bronger put on that was like, I.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
See Bronger lives around here, by the way, I see
him all the time.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
And Andrew Mahan are around here too. You guys all
get together, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:39):
We all we all get around and say, oh we
see each other and say around we all get we
all get together and talk about how we see each other.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Right of course, Yeah that's what I thought you said. Yeah,
we get together to today. We saw each other around? Yeah,
a card table.

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Like everybody say someone in Paul, I like to terrify
them by asking them, was that you three days ago
outside the Gelson's.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Bathroom blowing up the gals?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
And then they're like, I am in that area often, Karen,
do you remember when we saw those toilets?

Speaker 6 (37:19):
Oh my god, this toilet?

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Hey was I around for this toilet story?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
You weren't nuts.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
One toilet story?

Speaker 3 (37:27):
And you know it's funny. I was thinking about that
because I was like, when is the last time I've
seen you? And I know I've seen you like parties briefly,
but but like actually talk.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
To you, spent time with you.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
I made Alan go with because we were like, let's
get coffee, and I was like, will you please go
look at this house with me?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Because I was trying to find a new house.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Pre COVID story and we go to.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
An open house in the hills in the valley and
we go in and it's like kind of nice. It's small,
but then it's like they really redid it and there
was a pool. Immediately we're like, oh, okay, and it's
kind of like, okay, this seems like a nice house.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
And then we go to the.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Back and the master bathroom has side by side toilet.

Speaker 7 (38:14):
Yeah wait, that's a yeah, no it was, And there
was no disclaimer either. I feel like they were that
was like a real you're gonna really like what you
see in their moment.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yes, yeah, and we were. Did we take a picture?
We didn't.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
I think I took a picture, but I think it
was on an old phone or something because I think
I tried to find it one time and I couldn't
find it.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
I should look because I feel like you sent it
to me later yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Like kind of later, like never forget that.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
But it was one of the weirder like it felt
like we walked in and found their box of sex toys.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
It was that like, what are you guys doing here?

Speaker 7 (38:50):
And I feel like they should have to tell you,
like in the same way that if they tell you
that someone like was maybe murdered on the property, right,
I feel like they should have to tell you. By
the way, there are two toilets next to each other
in a romantic fashion in the bathroom before you go
in back.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
What this person, I'm sorry, is revving their engine.

Speaker 7 (39:09):
Like So there's a lot of crazy stuff that happens
around here, like people do. I'm not saying this is
one of those people, but routinely people will do donuts
in this neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
And it's weird too.

Speaker 7 (39:23):
Because it's in the last time I saw it, I
hear it a lot, but I was on a walk
and I actually saw it happening, and it was this
old like like front corner of the car was missing,
like old Lexus that had been sort of like modified
in some way, and it just sounded like so it
sounded like a weed whacker, but like times a million,

(39:44):
just but just like that really aggressive jangly like sort
of like yeah yeah yeah. And then I'm walking like
I was like right over there. I walked down this
hill and then I just see the car like go away,
and then I turned the corner and I to see
all the donuts that they just did, and like the
smoke is still coming off like the the street and stuff,

(40:05):
and everybody's outside like.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Like I just put the baby down and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Oh wow, So that.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
I feel like the guy in front of us was
making a decision at whether or not to do donuts
through the intersection. They decided.

Speaker 7 (40:21):
Yeah yeah, people, But but it's just because of the
traffic is so bad here. Like I'll notice if I'm
home during the day or during traffic, like what do
you call rush hour type stuff, people just people would
just lay on the horn for like a full twenty
seven seconds, which I'm not against a honk by any means,

(40:41):
but that's where I'm just like, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Get out of the car.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
It's a nervous breakdown.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
Yeah yeah, get out of the car confront someone face
to face if you're not.

Speaker 6 (40:51):
Gonna do like the the little polite honk is always fine,
always fine.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
I love it. I like being good at that honk.

Speaker 6 (40:59):
Oh yeah, it takes.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
But there's really like there is a it feels like
people kind of losing their grip where it's like this
is just now the thing that's going to push me
over the edge. And traffic, of course in this town
would absolutely do that, and it's so understandable. But to me,
there's like the bad driving, the bad driving decision making,

(41:21):
the kind of thing where it's like you're impacting everybody,
Like the people that will I've said this a million times,
the people that will not use the center turn lane.
They get over halfway so the back aps of their
car is still blocking Oh yeah, flow through talp. It's
like you are intentionally not doing it correctly. There's no
way you don't understand what that's for because you're halfway

(41:44):
in there and now, but you're still blocking traffic.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Like I will do a long honk at that person.

Speaker 7 (41:49):
I could do a seven part podcast series about four
way stops in Los Angeles. I call them out, the
ones that are good, and we're coming up to one.
Two that's like a weird oh yeah, a weird four
way two way. Yeah, there's like a two way stop
in the middle of the four way stop.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
And then there's an immediate this one.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
Yeah, this is but I'm a big like I love
directing the four way stop. Like I'll get there and
I'll point, I'll like roll my window down, I'll point.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
I'll give them like a like a turn and a go.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Do you get out with a whistle and dance? No, yeah,
I don't get out.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
I'll lean out.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Maybe I've gotten to my hip out, sure, sure, maybe
to my knees, I've gotten out.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Gloves gloves yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Yeah, bon sure party. What are they called noise makers?

Speaker 6 (42:39):
Yes? Save them every New Years?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Do people listen to you when you do it?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Though?

Speaker 7 (42:43):
No, no, no things. We don't listen, but but I
will sometimes you can. It does feel good when there's
four people there and I could tell no one knows
what to do, and I can just feel like you
got your.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
First No, no, no, it's you. Then that it's me.

Speaker 7 (42:57):
Yeah, I for anyone listening before we stop, whoever gets
their first gets to go first.

Speaker 6 (43:03):
If you get there at the same time.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
You defer to the right, right, to the right, to
the right. Yes, I think I was the person on
the right. It's the right of way. That's how I
remembered it. Yes, there's a lot of early I think
the the year and a half I studied driving before
actually getting behind the wheel in high school with a

(43:25):
teacher take did you take you had to take whatever
his call?

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Drivers said, Oh yeah, and we had to drive daily.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
It was monitored. You would be on an icy road
and they just pull on the emergency brake to see
how you would react. In my case, I went straight
to the ditch. He said, I made the right decision.
Oh good, But it was there was so much focus
on the only time.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
That's the only time. That's the right decision too. By
the way, right, it's never a good idea. To God,
you don't know why.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
There's no that's never going to come up in real life.
I just realized a lot of high school teachers drank.
Oh yeah, yeah, he had a flask and he was like,
did I just pul the emergency break? Good?

Speaker 5 (44:08):
God, I gotta take care of this divorce or whatever
what's going on. But there there was so much focus
on driving that and parking and practicing parking that when
I did the driver's test, I was like, wait, that's it.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
Yeah, I remember.

Speaker 7 (44:22):
I remember everyone talking about the three way the three
way uh not park Was it called three way parking?

Speaker 6 (44:30):
Three point turn?

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yes, yes, three point turns?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yes, very close?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
All those we.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Remember, five hundred feet behind amber lights. Well I don't
even make amber lights anymore.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
I haven't taken a three point turn in La it's
always like a seven point.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Turn, yes, yes, and the back end of it as
someone who's doing the twenty seven second honks of you
because how dare.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
You do anything? And you can't not do it without
doing an Austin Powers impression. Sorry, baby, no he doesn't
a fifteen point turn. Oh that's right, that's what it's like,
a long, hilarious, like one moment.

Speaker 6 (45:07):
Yes, I've almost got it.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, it's got a French new way I've seen.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
I learned that it's illegal to change lanes on a bridge,
huh because I failed that in the written test, okay,
and then sat there when she went through the written test.
I only passed by one point, but I was like,
still counts, give me that license.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, but one of.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Those ones, I was just like, who knows this?

Speaker 3 (45:31):
And never in my life have I not seen people
going over the Golden Gate Bridge constantly growing up like
people change lanes all the time.

Speaker 6 (45:38):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yeah, I don't think I knew that either. It's even
you have to on the Bay Bridge if you're getting
off at Treasure Island. Not to get super specific, but
there are situations where the bridge assumes you will change lanes. Yeah,
so that should be.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
There's just some you know, it depends on where you're from,
and the pulling an emergency brake on an icy road
is just a Montana part of the test.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
That's the Montana mister Mazzoli's challenge.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
God he makes good Strombolie.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
That guy.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
I feel like there is no one knows, no one
knows the right away thing though. That was my point,
like all the basics you learn. I'm amazed people think
yellow means speed up. They think it means right away.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
These people my grandpa rattle you guys, we're doing incredible
car themed comedy for this podcast right now.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:43):
I thought that's what I was supposed to prepare. It
is what people for.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Yes, and no one we don't remember that. It takes
someone like you to remind us what the.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Theme of this ship is?

Speaker 1 (46:54):
This fucking ship.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yes, oh, this bullshit that we do.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Also, I liked I like to involve myself from like
we're doing this great thing that the two of you
had only been doing.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
I feel like that's an unwritten rule. If it happens
in the car, it's like the car's collective.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, we.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Room wrote it in the car. That's what we're doing.
Alan the last time, one hundred years.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Ago we talked to you, you do you still have
that same job.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
I do have that same job.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
It must be really nice.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
It is nice to have you know that. That's kind
of nice to hear because it is. I am very
grateful you've had a job for five years.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
From my job. You know.

Speaker 7 (47:38):
It's we all want to be doing exactly what we
want to do. But it is nice during the as
things tend to crumble and everything why we came here
is going.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Away, literally disappearing in front of everyone.

Speaker 7 (47:52):
And it looks like the thing that will be left
last is the advertising for the messages they have on
the bombs they want up on us. Yeah, I am
feeling at least a modicum of security.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
You know what I hope comes back on the sides
of bombs pin up girls, Oh yeah, that'd.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
Be great, and boys too, and whatever you want and anybody.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Yeah, just pin up a pin.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
Up of a sexy BOMBI.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Anthropomorphiz curvy hour glass shaped missile with lipstick.

Speaker 7 (48:26):
Thick bombs, curvy I love my kurvy bombs.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
So Robert Krumb themed bombs.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Big thick legs on that phone.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Oh god, that's a good little oh boy, yeah, just
big old feet. Don't get me started. Got we talking
about Robert Crumb on this podcast.

Speaker 7 (48:49):
I get I've gotten a young Robert Crumb before.

Speaker 6 (48:54):
That's kind of because it's just this. It's Kurt Browneller
said it is.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
There's this one picture of them where I'm like, yeah, okay,
he's wearing a jacket. I'm like, yeah, that's that's it.
That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
There's no other likeness though, all no, that's not real.

Speaker 6 (49:07):
I can't draw that well.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
See you more as a teenage hunter s Thompson. Okay, yeah,
maybe that's the blue blockers. You think I didn't notice those?

Speaker 6 (49:20):
Oh yeah, yellows.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
They're nice.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
I like to get a bunch of cheap o's every
summer and then see what sticks around.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
And these are the ones that have last.

Speaker 7 (49:30):
These ones. Yeah, these ones are good to me. Nice
And it is nice too. It's like it's like you're
putting a filter on every time you wear them. It's
like like even right now, it's ever custom gray, but
not anymore.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
Now it's a sunny day. Oh oh hot hot, oh
I'm getting sunburn.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
It's whatever you want it to be Yeah, are you
watching White Lotus?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
I'm watching White Lotus. Yeah, I'm enjoying.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
It me too. That's just I was about to start
doing the voice which one.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Oh Parker Posey, Oh that you that I thought she
was with us?

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Right? Yeah, it's fun, but it's also good. It's something inside.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
It's almost like self soothing in a weird way where
it's when I say it, it makes me feel better.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
Quality to it.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
You get a coke if you're thirsty.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
That's from waiting for Guffman. I haven't watched White loadan.

Speaker 7 (50:25):
Oh you're just doing a Parker pooh, you're doing the.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
DQ.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
I always have a place here at the d key.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
So good.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Yeah, yeah, it's uh, I have not. I started watching
Studio the Studio.

Speaker 6 (50:42):
Oh the studio.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
How's that very good? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (50:46):
That's apple right, it is.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Yeah, it's uh, it's I wasn't attracted to anything about
it except the billboard does and it is it's got
that intensity that isn't that like you know uncut Gem's
head where you're like anxious.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
But just the acting is great, and it's it's long
shots without a break, not like that adolescent show, not
that we put right now we're going to talk about stuff.
We're watching that adolescents show anyway. Studio is great. Watch it.

(51:27):
Seth Rogan is in it.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
It's like he's takes over studio but he's great.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
It's the best I've seen him.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
And you know, there's just it's an ensemble cast of
people acting their asses off.

Speaker 7 (51:41):
I'm a big I'm a big gem Stones guye.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Yeah, and the the other The residence is some of
the best acting.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
I don't know that. Are you guys watching The Pit?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
No, Pit is so it's like it's about barbecuing. It's
it's basically like a body horror show because it's it's
like er it's a medical drama. Oh no, it's on HBO,
and it's it's just horrific what they show.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Right, almost like you work in the er for reality.

Speaker 7 (52:17):
It's I'm like, I'm like, my premat's coming back to me, right,
I'm operating.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
I've been meaning to watch that.

Speaker 7 (52:23):
There's some good it's really good, but it's got and
it's kind of that weird thing too, where it's kind
of like I'm like, is this a recession indicator that
like the kind of like kooky pilot premise like where
it's like. The thing with the pit is that it's
one shift. Every episode is one hour, like you know,
like twenty four or whatever. That was right, So I'm like, oh,
we're about to get back to like like at the

(52:46):
end of the first episode you realize he's married or like.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
He's not coming back.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Well, that that is that's.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
Coincidentally what that adolescent show is one shot.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
There are no edits. Wait, really so they had time
everything out.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
When you're watching it, you have to realize that because
I've watched a few episodes before I realized.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
I thought they meant in like.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
And that is what adolescence is?

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Like it is, Yes, there is will you only get
one shot at being a teenager? There are no edits.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
It is insane though, because think of the timing to
shoot an entire movie and you can't fuck it up
otherwise there might be mistakes in there to them, but
I see none, and.

Speaker 6 (53:32):
Hey, if it's good enough for Tony Henchcliff, it's good
enough for me.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Oh what am I I might as well move to Austin.

Speaker 6 (53:37):
I love this is it?

Speaker 2 (53:39):
No, he just did a special called one shot that
I was like, Oh, that was like the premise of it,
but then it was like quickly taken down.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Oh wow, but wait, sorry was it because it wasn't
edited it.

Speaker 7 (53:51):
Yeah, it was like supposed to be like one like
one shot following him into the the ice house and
the like, you know, just doing the set.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
But that's what a special already. I mean, we get
different camera angles, but it's not like all comedy from
before that was fifteen shows seamlessly edited.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
Yeah, I don't mind.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
I don't mind a cut or two in my comedy specials.
Hello outfits.

Speaker 7 (54:17):
I don't need a casino level tracking.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Shot, right.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Some joke?

Speaker 7 (54:23):
Yeah that, Oh this is nice too, because then we'll
go down to the we'll go under the well. You
can't go through it, but we'll be under the Shakespeare
Bridge at the bottom of this.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Oh is that this is the mistake I made before
you came down this way? We came down here and
then I just turned there wildly with just ignoring this, yeah,
and just went over there and took us all the
hell around.

Speaker 7 (54:45):
Well, it's funny too, because when I walk around here
and there's a lot of the they're called the Silver
Lake Stairs.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
Oh yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Those are the people that just look at you right,
they ogling. Oh I love this new laughing and leering
and but yeah, it's uh, we're we're in the weird
like part of town where everything's right on top of
each other and goes a weird way. Yeah right, I
love it though. I love the hillside stacked architecture where.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
Anything could fall, anything and you can be discovered down here.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
I've never been under here. I've lived in this town
for thirty So what is this is?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
So that's the bridge, that's the Shakespeare Bridge right up there.
It's in Chinatown the movie, right, is that in Chinatown?

Speaker 7 (55:37):
Maybe I know that the I think the bridge the
Hyperion Bridges, and I love it.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
It's definitely in Roger Rabbit. This is like, yeah, this
is the bridge garden here. I love it. It's been manicured.
Someone takes care of it.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
Good place to smoke a little dube if.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
You yeah, I know you read it's there's even turns
out it's I love it down there.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
That's a beautiful.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
That's where I'm gonna shoot. Oh, I have to do
a cameo. You guys, mind pulling over. I'm gonna do
it under that bridge.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
The houses are so cool that.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
Was really if you're ever visiting l a listener, go
underneath the Shakespeare Bridge and just check it out.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
It's and take a picture. It's better than one of
those angel wing murals or a pink wall or whatever. Right, guys, yeah,
can you boast abandoned me?

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Well, we were just letting you do your speech. I know,
it felt like a real PSA.

Speaker 6 (56:41):
I had a lot of coffee, late late coffee.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Yeah, well I got I got a show after this,
and then I got a six am flight. I packed,
yet I got a power through it with drugs, and
by drugs mean coffee. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:59):
I've been doing a little bit of a like nine pm,
eight pm Coca cola.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Oh, rocking my whole world up. We're getting older, go straight,
take a right, Okay, we're going back.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
To I can't read maps. It's telling me exactly what
to do. I don't trust anything.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
I love your neighborhood.

Speaker 7 (57:19):
It's nice, you know it's I do wish that they
would knock down this school to take all the dispensary
fifteen feet from my apartment. Yeah, it'd be nice, But
besides that, it's a pretty nice place to live.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Well, maybe after school some of these kids are selling me.
You could get it for them.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
This is listener. This is literally one of the more famous. Yeah,
it's in every movie you've seen it can Holly wait.

Speaker 7 (57:41):
When I when I realized that it was the school
from Kenally Waite, I almost lost my shit. I was like,
I saw that maybe like three times in theaters and
I was factly that was like a feat to do
back before.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
This is back before movie pass.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
When it was really a challenge. Yeah, you had to care,
so knock it down.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
It's beautiful, isn't it. Yeah, but it's it's screwing on
my whole vibe?

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Is it because of all the shouting at three pm?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
It's they're they're pretty quiet. Honestly, it's more it's more
the traffic, and that's probably the parents. This is the parents.
What kind of school is it?

Speaker 6 (58:15):
Rich kid, it's a magnet I think, don't wear metal.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
Yeah, we don't know how they work.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
We don't know how they work.

Speaker 7 (58:25):
Sorry, but I'll just roll out apologize.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
You're getting your second your next special. It's going to
go on cassette.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Magnet School. We're gonna do a track. Yeah, that's right.
I do beta beta tapes.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
Blockers again, don't get that near magnets either, call back.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
He always has my back, even you know.

Speaker 6 (58:51):
That's that's why I sit in the back, because the back.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
You were looking at me. Leave me hanging with both this.

Speaker 7 (58:58):
It is funny to hang out with people and and
really I just only see the back of their or like.

Speaker 6 (59:02):
A sliver of their face. Totally.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
It's accidentally the best part of this podcast, the fact
that I don't know what half the guests even look like.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I'm not interested.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
No, well, I know he's already dead, but out of
respect for it, was it a squirrel? The biggest girl,
a twenty pound squirrel.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
That's a bad omen.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
That's the thing.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
That's what happened. Oh wow, Karen, big old dead squirrel.
Why I always was calling roadkiller white squall.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
White squall? What you mean is dead squall sirl?

Speaker 6 (59:39):
Oh wow, that's great.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Oh man, that's a rare side of Karen. We went
word playing. It makes me happy.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
You don't like to do it, but I'll do it.

Speaker 5 (59:49):
Yeah, And I know this isn't exactly where you live,
but get out.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Wait, do you want to do a final plug? Do
you have a final message?

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (59:58):
Yeah, yeah, let's see the album is called ran Through.
It's on vinyl, it's digital band camp. Everything you're giving, yeah, yeah,
you each get one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Yeah, and this is all one. If you don't have
a you don't have a record, I do. You can
just hang it up, you can look at it. You
can use as a big coaster.

Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
Jokes about Florida, we got one liners, we got some
dirty stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
The B sides dirty, and about.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
The B sides dirty. We've got some trauma stuff in here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Great.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
If you like jokes, check it out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
I guess I just assumed album because you did a special.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Long scanning for my name and the thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:00:38):
Yeah, I'll uh give me a marker next special thank
you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
Thank Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
Alisa dot com have the links to everything there and yeah,
Von Medicine put this good people, Yeah, Dominic, Benny, just Moses,
thank you so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
I love this picture too. Is this Mandy Johnson?

Speaker 6 (01:01:03):
That is Kim new Money?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Kim New Money.

Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
Oh, Mandy's great as well, But yeah, Kim, Kim did
the uh shots right of my downstairs.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Amazing job, Kim.

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
That's my downstairs, was not in your little, my little
downstairs of my apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Yeah, I heard you win and nudge me my downstairs.
I'm easy. Oh this was one of our better episodes.
Thanks all, thanks for having me seriously absolutely.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
So fun you have you've been listening everyone to do
you need a ride?

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
D y n Aar. This has been an exactly right production.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Mixed by Edson Choy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Theme song by Karen Kilgarriff.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar
podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Thank you both.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
You're welcome