S4 - Ep. 84 - Johnny Pemberton

This week, Karen and Chris welcome actor and comedian Johnny Pemberton to talk about autocorrect fails, Mermaid money and more!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Are you leaving?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I you wanna way back home?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Either way, we want to be there.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
time and aid, terminol and gay a.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
We want to send you off in style.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
We wanna welcome you back home.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Tell us all about it.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
We scared her? Was it fine? Mal porn? Do you

(00:49):
need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you
need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you
need to ride? Do your need to ride?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Ride?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Do you need with Karen and Chris.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
Welcome to Do you need to ride?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
This is Chris.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgara.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
We made a quick taco pit stop.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Sometimes you have to feed yourself hard shell tacos.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yes, it's a It reminds me of my childhood and
that one really hit the spot so good in a
way only the Western Montana Fair Kawanas Club taco stand used.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
To, well, fuck you, Kowana's Club, because there's a new
taco stand in town that's also been here for a
long time.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, sorry, Kawanas Club. Do you even adopt freeways anymore?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
What are you about besides like, is it New Zealanders?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Just the advancement of New Zealanders.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Really, you know more about Kawanas than.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I do, isn't it peb based?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I just know that with kids sports, Kawanas was like
the Hey, we'll take anyone. So I did the Kowanas
Club basketball because I wasn't on the actual eighth grade
middle school basketball team. We were not good, and we
had different colored shirts on. You just had a T

(02:28):
shirt with their logo. But it was confusing because everyone
had different colored T shirts and I was very bad. Yeah,
but it was a memorable time. It was a supportive group.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I mean, it's about the friends you made, not the
baskets you made.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Right, Yes, agree, I have probably more friends from my
Kiwanis days, as I always call them, than I made baskets.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, there's nothing like being young and terror blot a
sport where you're just kind of like, I guess this
is the way it is forever. But that's not the
way it is forever, right, You just don't. You haven't
found your thing, right.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
And baseball wasn't my thing. But I was better at
that and I did that for years, and then one
day I was like, Dad, I really don't enjoy baseball.
Can I please please once again? May I have a skateboard.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
For the one billionth time.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
And he said, well, how long are you going to
do that? Probably a couple of months, And little does
he did he know? Cut to forty years later, midlife
Crisis skateboarding.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Hey, what do you Bertsner, whatever your name is.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Did you there is a.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Lunel. The comedian was on Bert's podcast. I just saw
an Instagram video that was shown to me, and she
kept calling him Kushner and Bert Brett Kushner Brett, and
they kept laughing and they kept saying Chryser, and she

(04:04):
just kept doing it, but in a way where she's like, oh,
I don't know I'm doing this. I'm old, But she
knew what she was doing and it was very very funny. Yeah,
she kept klop Kushner.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, it was great. Good old lou.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Nell, good old Lunell knows how to party.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
So let's see, this is a new episode. Yes, we
have to reset our.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Whole approach right right now, we're treating it like we're
mid conversation. We just did an episode, yea, and a
lot of the introductory steam we come hot out of
the gates with was spent.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeah, I did a more than my fair share of
giggling during that episode. Really was enjoying kind of whatever
we were talking about.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Well good. That's only a compliment to me, true because
we were on one and now we're a little tired.
I'm glad we have a guest today because I am spent.
Don't tune out. No, Oftentimes I say, oh, this is
going poorly, so it lights a fire into my ass,

(05:08):
and that means I'm gonna be great.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
If you're a new listener to do need to ride
the podcast, the mobile podcast that was first before anyone. Uh,
you need to know that this is an investment and
we're just gonna ask for about six minutes of your
time where you're not gonna like this and right, you're
gonna not. The rhythm will feel weird, you don't like
that a girl is talking. There's gonna be a bunch

(05:31):
of different things.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I urge you to hang in there.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, just get past it.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, because yeah again this part what us newze Yeah,
not great, but you'll see, you'll see you'll be.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Sorry for even thinking of stopping listening.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
We're definitely gonna make you sorry. That's for sure, that's
our guarantee to you.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
But if you stopped listening. This goes to the current listeners.
What was up with those households?

Speaker 6 (05:56):
I'm glad they're gone.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
Are those new people? Stop letting those people in her
quiz telling people about our podcast. We don't like these
new people who's watching the door.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
We wanted to just remain the same listeners we've had
the last ten year, eleven years.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
I think it might be more than that. We could
be in the fourteens, my friend.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh, you're kidding.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
What I like about us is that we don't count
no or care right right.

Speaker 6 (06:22):
Don't look to me to remember an anniversary.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Hey, that's not my job. I'm not some woman.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, every time I see you, I'm gonna it's gonna
be like we just met.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yep, let's keep it distant.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
That's my podcast and relationship promise to you.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Why not stay away?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
No memory? Oh wow, a yellow one? What do you add?

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Drug dealer from Miami vice?

Speaker 3 (06:54):
What are you buying shit at the police auction?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
What are your sunny spoon?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
What do you oh?

Speaker 3 (06:59):
You running a red light? You gigantic trust?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, that's especially a poor decision when you're forty feet long.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
Yeah, dumb, all the more length of light running.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Very excited about today's guest because he's in that Mermaid
movie that I still don't know how I see it.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
It's like I think it hasn't come out yet.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
I'm very excited for me too.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
We're going to ask him all about it. We're going
to talk to him about the.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Content he's making these days and how he feels.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
About art, about art? Is that what you said?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
I thought you said how he feels about our.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Our what our proposition for New America twenty five five?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Oh? Yeah, that big, big, long book we wrote.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yes, it's mostly about abolishing every church but our own.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, well, I have a little secret for you. I
forwarded it to my friends at the White House. I'm
a lot of the things as we jokingly came up with.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
They love it.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, there's a lot of it's instilling. Remember I said,
what if we just detained people for no reason at
all as a joke, kidnapped.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Them in the street.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I mean, truly, I sometimes hate it with my comedy.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
It's taken out of context, though, and that is it.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
That's definitely that's an example of how we are actually terribly,
terribly frightened, and so we're making light of a thing
that is so beyond belief.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
If you, like us, have been in this country for
fifty years, you know that this is not like us, right,
this is not like us in an overt way. Sure,
cyops and the CIA used to disappear people whenever they wanted,
but but not our own citizens.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Right.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, but hang on to your hats. It's going to
be a bumpy ride.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
To quote Betty Davis in the most inappropriate way possible.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Wait did she say that? Uh huh, Well, I had
no idea.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
And what mommy dearest, it's some it's a movie where
it might be all about Eve, but it could be
another movie.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
She's edward.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
She said, whoa, Oh, I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Somebody threw a bottle. Yeah, but it was kind of
rolling in the wind like.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, until it dissipated into fragments of grass like a
dandelion sphere. I hope you don't have flat tires. Now.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
I don't know if well, I guess we'll see on
this trip.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
It was the sharpest of glass.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
It was bottle glass that.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Was a classic brown forty bottle.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
It was rolling, no It was not thrown.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
It was rolling along the street like somebody put it
in the gutter and then a sharp wind picked up
and rolled it across the street.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
That's what it looked like to mine eye.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Did I think I think it was that guy? Someone
threw a bottle at us. That's the story I'm sticking with.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Somebody rolled a bottle out of us.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
It was a targeted attack of something that it was
falling apart as the car came up to it.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
That was what was weird. Yeah, yeah, that was a
last minute That was That was that was assault.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
That was This is the thing I can't stand.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yep, you know you're turning left, Just get into the
fucking lane. Yeah, but they ease into it like I
might change my mind.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, I'm gonna just slowly go diagonal and not straighten out.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
I just wish people would Every year.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
You should have to take a driving test.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, Jane Austin unscripted, Wait a minute, I don't want
to go see that.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh the Gary Marshall Theater. Yes, that's where Henry Phillips
did his Chips musical.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
That's where I saw Charles Nelson Riley do his one
man show. Really so good. Yes, and he was.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
He told the story of when he was a little
kid and he went to the and he got in
a fight with his mother before they left for the circus,
and she goes, I hope that circus burns down, and
then the fucking circus tent caught on fire and him
and his friend got out just in the Nika time,
and all these people died, and it was.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
This great tragedy.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Really yes, And I covered it on My favorite murder
because he told it so amazingly well and was so crazy,
and he basically his mother like feated him to the
insane afternoon that he had.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
Why did she wanted to burn down?

Speaker 3 (11:29):
I think she was Maybe she was Italian?

Speaker 6 (11:32):
All right?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Right?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
No, that was that was sarcasm from our last episode.
That's a callback. If you're a steady listener, you laughed
so hard. If you're new, you're like, what what?

Speaker 4 (11:45):
And also that's a bad example of Karen trying to
set herself up so she can continue do the most
irritating accent for the rest of it.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
I know, because we did have fun.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
It was a real good time. But let's not we
don't have to trod back over.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
That before though, I'm like, if you're not enjoying this one,
go back a couple you love those. It's a good way.
It's still we're still engaging, We're still getting listeners and
just re routing them.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
I think.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
So.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, Charles Nelson Riley was on Hollywood Squares. What else
has he Charles.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Nelson Riley was on Match Game. You're saying, Oh, Paul
Lynd was on Hollywood Squares.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Oh, they both had turquoise glasses.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
They were both the only gay men during the seventies.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Well, I didn't even realize. I just now noticed they
had that in common.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
What an incredibly open minded about.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, I mean I knew they were from the seventies.
I knew they both had glasses.

Speaker 7 (12:39):
But I mean pauland didn't have glasses really really huh.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
But I'm thinking of jeff Lynn from me Yellone.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Very similar style, very biting, biting, sarcastic comedy. Yeah, the biting,
sarcastic comedy of jeff Lynn.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Jeff Lynn, We're glass.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
So it's later in life.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
I think he's had those same Aviator sunglasses on since
nineteen seventy.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oh right, okay, yeah, he's got he's got a pair
of Bausch and Loam. The kid stays in the picture
of glasses.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Ooh, look at these trees look like broccoli.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Oh my god, doctor Seuss.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh no, I'm on an asset again. It's good for
the podcast. Okay, great, Uh no, they're very broccoli like yes, well,
and they're all kind of like beautiful and blooming.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Everything is very stark and dramatic and kind of like
the lighting is interesting today.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
It's an interesting day.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, it's it's actually very beautiful out. I've been out
since the early morning. I was I could tell something
changed in the air. I felt very comfortable. It's still
brisk in the morning, but there's a smell like, oh.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
It's something's happening.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
It's springtime. Yeah, feels pretty good. Feels pretty good. Yeah,
I'm not a a kid. He had just moved here
from Atlanta, Georgia. Yep. Great, and yeah we had fun
skating and you know, he was young. And then I
was like, wow, my name's Chris. I'm gonna leave. And

(14:15):
he's like, my name's Yha, and I'm like I'm sorry.
He said Yeha like cowboy yells. But and I'm like,
oh wow, that's a cool name. He said, Yeah, my
my dad was in a kind of a hip hop
rodeo group. And I'm like, that's nothing's more Atlanta.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
That sounds amazing.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah. I was like, ah, man, that's a cool city.
Like yeah. The bar that was across the street from
the Laughing Skull had a like I wanted to go,
of course, have drinks before my shows, as I always

(14:59):
used to. And I went to the door and you know,
there was like lowriders and dudes with their shirts off.
It looked like a tough bar. But I went to
the door and the guy's like, do you know what
kind of a place this is? And I'm like I'm fine, Yeah,
everything is fine.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
And I went in there and it was like a
like tough guy gay bar, like guys that came out
while incarcerated, like real scary looking. But everyone was sweet
and I but not in a biker way and like
a hip like fucking loud ass rap music. Cars bouncing

(15:40):
in the in the driveway, like actual hydraulic nice cars,
and it was the best. I didn't know that bars
like that existed. I would be hard to find one.
And yeah, yeah, right by the laughing skull. It was
the coolest place, and I went there before each show

(16:02):
and then the bartenders started to get to know me
and it was actually a really fun time. But I
did there were people in there that looked like they
wanted to kill me. Sure, just because I was like
wearing my show clothes.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Trying to trying to be fancy.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah, like it was in my cardigan horse sweater days
and my mustache very intimidating.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, Why it's a guy, doesn't he know the confusing
theme of this bar. He's dressed like.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
An eighties poetry major.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly, some carawacky guy with a bag
of whatever GORP. And the whole time reading on the road,
I was like, what the fuck is GORP?

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Trail mix?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
It's trail mix, so call it trail mix. I mean
you'd have to go back and ReadWrite GORP used.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
To be footnote.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, they don't call that old Robin Williams movie The
World according to Trail Mix, isn't it Gorp?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
It's Garb Garp, Garb Garp, The World according to Corp.
I vividly remember watching that movie when I was like
in fifth grade, coming home from being up at the
at ski school. After school you would get on a public,

(17:30):
free bus and it would take you up to Marshall
Mountain and you could ski and it was just part
of school. They would never do that now, like just
kids get on a random bus, right and it was free.
It wouldn't be free anymore.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
No.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
I came home and I'm watching a movie where didn't
someone have their tongue cut out? Like it's a very
bizarre movie.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Yes, is the Garp's Mother runs like a safe house
for women escaping domestic violence?

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Really?

Speaker 4 (17:58):
And then John lithga Oh plays a woman, a trans woman,
one of.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
The first ever.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Yeah, it's the story. I mean, that's John Irving. His
writing is so good and fascinating.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
And yeah, I knew when I was watching it as
a kid, like, okay, he's acting different than in Mark
and Mindy for sure, but it was like, this isn't familiar.
And when you're a kid, though, you want anything that's
adult themes, you know, yes, just so you can feel
feel a little something.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah, yeah, sure, I understand.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, it's not a it's like Robin Williams' first dramatic role.
I'm gonna guess I'm going to guess.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
I think that's a good guess. Yeah, but he was
so good in it. What are those guys doing?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh? Speaking of Bay Area friends of yours, I saw
Tony Kamen last night. I know, I hadn't seen him
in years.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Still the funniest.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah. He was just at the show watching and it
was so funny because a comic on stage was saying,
I'm from the Bay Areas.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Anyone else from the Bay Area?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
And he raised his hand and she said where from
and he said Mountain View and she didn't know where
that was, and then he said it's where Google is.
But I know that she heard him say just google it, yes,
because she was like, whoa, take it easy, mister, And

(19:31):
it got weird in the room and Tony didn't know
what he sounded like. So when I went up, I'm like,
I'm sorry, I just have to mend something because there
was a communication barrier. He said, Mountain Views, where Google is?

Speaker 6 (19:47):
You thought?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
He said, just google it?

Speaker 6 (19:49):
And I want you to now be friends.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Please go meet each other. It was such a fun
I finally am having fun doing stand up again.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
A bit of a slump.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Where was this show?

Speaker 1 (20:03):
It was in Eagle Rock at a senior Fish.

Speaker 7 (20:12):
Yes, okay. In the back outside was it Atsuko's show.
No No, as Will Miles, and.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
It has like four hosts, but everyone was out of
town cool. So only one of the hosts his name
I can't remember right now, but it was very very
Dave Foley, Dave and Dan the triathletes.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
From nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
They've always hitted against each other, Dan and Dave remember
that I did. No one remembers that except you and me.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
The triathletes.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
One of them was from Missoula, Montana.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
That is you're being serious.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yes, we got Dana Carvey who went to high school
where I went to high school. We have Dan and Dave,
and Michelle Williams is from Kallus Belt.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Okay. And none of that sounds no familiar.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
No, that's because you may want to chase your Hollywood
dreams when you're there. But the magnet in your ass
I'll always keep you in Montana. As it says on
those bumper stickers. No, I haven't made them yet, but
I'm gonna don't let the magnet in your ass keep
you in Montana. It'll be They're gonna fly off the shelves.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Is this his front yard with all these beautiful plantings?

Speaker 7 (21:28):
I don't know, yes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, there's this honda.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yes, this is how's it, buddy? How are Oh? Well
you hold that's the other side.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
Gave you a handful of weeds.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
I'm gonna make myself a crown. He won't come.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
In clubs and colleges all over this country, all over
this country.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
Oh, he was trying to get in the trunk. Did
you try and get in the trunk?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
And oh?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
What is that smells good about?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Oh? That's kinda stick It looks good.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
What is that bush? That the one that has wreathed
around her head like in midsom.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
It's actually like a weird little things like sticks?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
All right, what's it called? It's called poison vine?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
I called sticker sticker? Basically?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Are you just trying to garden? Johnny? And now you
have to podcast?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I was going to podcast and then I started gardening.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Mm hmm. That's how I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I'm just weeding. I'm weeding.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
You have a very uh, I assume it. Thank you?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I always love.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
What is this poisons?

Speaker 8 (22:53):
One?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
On my neck?

Speaker 1 (22:54):
And it's starting to really hurt. Someone said, they saw
you pull up to my birthday party. Thanks for coming,
And they said, I just saw Johnny get out of
a big, huge white Forward F one fifty.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
It's actually not a not a F one fifteen. Also,
I think it's considered a mid sized truck. It's that big.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
No not, it's a pretty small truck. Yeah. I didn't
want to correct them are because I wasn't sure maybe
you'd gotten a new truck. But now I think it's
very funny that someone thinks a Honda Ridge Line is
a big Ford F one.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
But I mean, you know, it is a it is
a big car. I do find it to be too
big most of the time.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
A lot of people think Honda doesn't make a legit truck,
but that one they changed the game.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
You know what, technically it's not a legit truck. It's
technically by by true truck metrics. It's not considered a
truck because it has a unibody chassis.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
And I don't know much or everything I used to
know about chassis. I've forgotten what's a unibody chassis.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Well, a truck is a what they say is box somebody,
So you see this truck ahead of us, so the
bed is separate from the there's a seam. Yeah, there's
a seam. Basically, it's like it's much bumpier. It's four
wheel drive. My car is like basically just an suv
and it's also all wheel drive, so it's not as

(24:18):
it's not as burly, but it's more comfortable and a
drive smooth.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
I mean, ever since you got it, I've been thinking.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
You know, we were talking about it so many times,
and I know I want you to get that truck
so bad.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
I know, but then I see the new pilot or something.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
You know what, Johnny, I really appreciate gifts, but this
bush fucking stage. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
It's three different plants. You know, it's probably just one
of me.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Don't like I shouldn't sifted, Drew. I'm so quick that
I just threw that out so fasty Just there's people
who pay upward some twenty to thirty.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Dollars for what I just gave you for the really
Oh yeah those are those are organic herbs. It was rosemary,
sage and cement.

Speaker 6 (24:59):
Oh I I did smell them in I'm yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Do you have ment problems? Some people have a ment allergy.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I yeah, it's something about the combination. Just wasn't sitting well,
it does stinky.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Your front yard is absolutely gorgeous.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
I know you talked about I listened to your I
said no guests when you talked a lot about gardening.
But it is really a showstopper, like Martha Stewart level
front yard.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Well, right now it is. I appreciate that. Right now,
it's like firing on all cylinders because it's springtime.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
How many cylinders? Would you say, how many cylinders is
it firing on?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
I would say a total of six?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Okay, But would you agree that most cars, even a
fancy Mercedes nowadays, are just four cylinder?

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Actually, I don't even know. I think a lot of
cars now are less cylinders, aren't they.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, yeah, a lot of the bigger hot rods just
four cylinders. Cylinders aren't what they used to be. I
don't know a whole lot about cylinders either. I'm just
repeating some things my dad told me.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
I'm pretending that I do, but I don't.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Actually, just funny how I can't see all's faces I know,
back of the head.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
It's fun It creates a kids on a road trip vibe.
And I think you're really gonna like it.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, you notice that thing when someone's like if you're
going to hike or something, the person in front has
to talk super loud, but the person behind can like
make like small statements like this, you know it can
be heard.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, yeah, I always. That's that's why I purposely lose
races so I don't lose my voice exactly, like staying
back where the talking's easy.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Loud talker.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, it's hard to throw stuff around you. You can
hear me, okay, right, I can hear you great, okay, yeah,
because we're in a car, we're not atally quiet too.
I did your podcast in your backyard where I saw
you had built planters and you are a a.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Herb herbifore a.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Great.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah you eat just just what you grow, right kid,
can't I even close?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
But that's not where you lived, right you are? Really?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah? Well in my mind, oh wow, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
I've driven by your house a million times and it's
not that house to where and it just is because
someone else has a Honda Ridge line near the Los
Fela's Costco and it's the rout I go every morning.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
So I was gonna have you pick me up at
that bus stop where Annie McDowell's daughter gets picked up.
And I was just in the Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I was just gonna say she's also from Montana and
her daughter. Really I have a story from No, I'm
not Everything I'm about to tell you is one hundred
percent true. She's from Kallispell because Annie McDowell used to
live in Missoula. And when and I've told this story before,
I was on a Dayton College ninety three or ninety

(27:47):
four and Annie McDowell was there, and everyone's staring at
her because it's like, oh, look, she's famous, and almost
out of defiance, she went to breastfeed and she pulled
up her shirt and I saw her breast for a
few seconds and I say yeah, and then single and

(28:07):
then just the one so single there was only one baby,
single full, single full and for a second and I
was like, you know, I was a juvenile delinquent back then,
so I college agent and but I was like, oh
my god, I sigh, ay McDonald's breast that uh, which

(28:28):
isn't breast uh. You know, I am full. You should
do it in public, not have people leering. But I
was a child.

Speaker 8 (28:36):
Was there a restaurant the point is that baby is
that actress a way? Okay, yeah, Margot, Margot, because that's
that's how about when she was born, I just realized you.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Were there for that.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
I was there for not the birth, but like during
the nursing years, just part.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Of the village, formative year, the village that raised that child.
You get to take read it.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
I wonder I think she was.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
She was married to a very handsome guy that in
retrospect looks a lot like that.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
They have the same big.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Dad, like a trainer or something like that.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
He was, Yeah, he was a perfect man, perfect looking man,
and I don't think they're together anymore. But not so perfect.
She was in Missoula for a long time. She would like,
go flash of boobs everywhere. No, I swear, and I'm
not she wasn't take a boob. I I what just

(29:32):
happen to be? I peripherally was like, I'm pretty sure
within my eyes there is a breast in the right Yeah,
and I sure you know for sure?

Speaker 3 (29:42):
And that neutral support is why that girl is such.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
A good actress now right, Yeah it was.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Uh, it's just finally a man being there for her
and not making it about him, right, exactly, great.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yeah, can give you an address?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Oh yeah, where are we dropping, y'all?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I just grab something, Yo?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
What are you going to other people's weeds?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
It's actually a piece of paper, a large piece of paper.
Sign You could say, okay, oh, sign a check?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Did you win a golf tournament?

Speaker 3 (30:12):
It's almost like that. Actually, really, let me.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Tell you what it is.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, eighteen twelve West Burdbank Boulevard.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Oh, I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, maybe let the non driver do it.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Hey, I did you saw me joke?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Describe Midell's breast more, Chris volunteer.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
If it was one?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Oh, I put burd it came up and spawned.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
See that it was.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
It was high stickler, Chris.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Look at that.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
It knows it knows what you mean.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
You love spelling whole words.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Let AI take over.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
You don't know what it's like to be a grown
up spelling me champ. Are you really no? Really bad?
But if they give you U a piece of paper,
I would have been great. I just can't see envision.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
That's part of it. You have to be to write it.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
You can't visualize things.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I can't spell anything out loud. But if you give
me a piece of paper, I will put jot out
anti disestablishmentarianism, use it in a sentence.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
I've never been able to spell that word.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, it's pretty easy. It's just a bunch of words
jumbled together. Yeah, so you can't spell it, but I
couldn't spell uh. You know, like how about meson sin?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
What about restaurant? I always get that one?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Really, Yeah, that's I think that's the most everyone Now,
is it correct?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
H R E S T A U R A T.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
So what do you what will be the incorrect version
of that?

Speaker 8 (31:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
You A lot of people do instead of A Yeah,
a lot of people put the au after the R.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
I never get it wrong instead of oh never.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Why.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
I mean, there's words that get wrong, but that's not
one of them.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
It's just natural to you.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
You know what word I've never spelled correct? I think
it's succeed.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Look at that guy.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Squirting succeed two cs two.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah, that's that's insane. That's absolutely insane. Yeah, how are
you supposed to remember that?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
You can't?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
I want to. I always want to do like I
spell it wrong. Even when I spell it wrong, the
autocruc doesn't get it right because it's too wrong.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
There's like that.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
That are so irritating where they're like, yeah, we don't
think you got this right, and it's like, but you
don't actually know right because I've written it and you
didn't underline it the second time.

Speaker 9 (32:18):
Boy, Yeah, that you know that gets my goat.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
It seems.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
It's sick of these computers.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
These computers.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
It does feel terrible though, when you're you're misspelling it
so much that the autocorrect they're like, we don't even
have a suggestion, you idiot, Like, shouldn't I have.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Like a bunch of things. I should hire some guy
to come in and just be like, you know, spell
everything wrong. It is as wrong as possible, so I know.
I was like, oh, that's the way people think this
is spelled.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yes, yeah, it.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Does do all the variables, so you know for a fact,
it's not that.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
For the first time ever, that guy's like, I knew
my being dumb would finally pay.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
I'm making millions entering the wrong.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
I'm making millions entering the wrong words, and you can too,
and that means your wrong words r z I can
you make the number of motorcycles in this picture, then
you can make money from home eight hundred dollars a
week just by clicking motorcycles and a photo.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
What's scarier than when there's no motorcycles though, And you're
just like, I don't understand how anything works anymore.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
That's the day that a car hits a motorcycle. The
cars like this said, there was no motorcycle here? What
if it's real time? It's actually like like self driving
cars are, like you're clicking real time. That's why it
keeps coming up because it's taking pictures of stuff. It's
like trying not to hit those things.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Oh, they're real time Google. Yeah, the street photos.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
The real question is are you going to make me
kill this motorcyclist? It's just like, I hope not.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
I just want to look at this website for a second.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, and you know who could probably figure out how
many motorcycles or stop lights are in a photo? A
computer pretending to be a human.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I guess it can't.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Why I guess it can't.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
I cannot.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I mean, I'm surprised that that's how we're trying to.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Fool these what. I guess it can't.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
It seems like I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
I'm going to change the subject really quick because Johnny
we've talked about it.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
I can't go there immediately.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
This is not I've gotten in three fists.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
I guess it can't.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Chris Martin down I wand you and I were in
a south By Southwest at the same time, and I
got super excited because I was going to go see
your fucking Mermaid and I couldn't. I wasn't allowed to
because I didn't have any passes or really anything.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Well, but I was so excited for your Mermaid movie.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, tell us all about trailer. So, I mean, you
don't want to spoil it, right, but tell us everything.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
You can't everyone to say exactly, Uh, it should be
coming out here in the next you know, six months
or something like that. We don't know. It's all, you know,
they have to do all this stuff, have to figure
out all these all the details and everything. But yeah,
we premiered there. It's a movie about a guy who's
mean named Doug, who's addicted to to percocet and loves
fish and he's about to offer himself when he finds

(35:15):
a mermaid. This all takes place in Florida on the
near Tampa a little town called Saint Petersburg, also a.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Saint Pete filmed on location.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Film on location. Yeah, okay, and uh, it's about him
finding this mermaid. It's it's a real mermaid, but it's
not like a pretty not like.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Creature like swamp thing, right.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Like a nasty, actual thing that lives in the sea.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
I love the in the trailer that the Kevin Nalan
reaction for He's like, oh, there she has.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
That's definitely one of my favorite, one of the funniest
parts of the movie for sure.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm very excited.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah, I'm excited to it takes forever for inything to happen.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
This is the first time of year. You are definitely
the star.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Of this movie, I guess.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
So.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, goddamn, maybe the Mermaid is actually.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
You know, technically because you're the third lead.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, I'm more of the fourth or fifth. I kind
of co occupy those spaces.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Have you counted up your lines?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
I count all the time. But yeah, I think it's
a four hundred and seventy one.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Okay, that's right.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
By simply going to IMDb my apology the.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Number of lines. How many lines does he have on there?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
I'm very excited for this experiment.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
It's a lines contest.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
I don't know if it's even listed on there yet,
is it? I mean to some extent. Yeah, I mean
it hasn't come out yet.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
You're right, it isn't. Oh, it is it is?

Speaker 3 (36:43):
How is your viewing at south By Southwest?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Was great? It was the best. It was so great.
I only got to go to the first screening because
I had to come back here for other stuff. But yeah,
I heard it was out. I mean, the first one
was amazing. It was wonderful. And their ones were great too.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
And people loved it.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
People liked it a lot.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
Yeah, Johnny's first billing.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
You know who's fourth? Robert Patrick Terminator two?

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Robert Ship Is he the Mermaid?

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah, he's the uh he's a guy trying to get
the mermaid. He's the bad guy.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Oh wow, Yeah, he's the uh, the the Mermaid. Eugene.
Who's Tyler Kornack?

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Dude? Do we know the director? He directed a movie
called butt Boy that came out about five years ago
or so maybe a little less than five years ago.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Is butt Boy?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
When I think it's about I don't know what. Do
you think it's about?

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Baby shaped turd?

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Sorry? No, but okay, you old that now you can
do that. That's actually I got a gapture that was
like pick up the baby shaped turn well I started.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I was starting to get nervous because I have a
musical called food Baby. Do you really know?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
But do that?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
I should?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Is that food Baby's about? It's about ship?

Speaker 4 (37:58):
I only have one song all any idea Chris Houses
about ship.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah, sorry, understand, I understand that completely.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Most of my medical ailment stories, most of my anecdotes,
it's fun. Most of my goals, it's a goal.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
I guess three.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Three day, Yeah, three days. That's pretty good. That's pretty
that's a good.

Speaker 6 (38:21):
Well, yeah, I've heard I've three.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
It's a little frequent though, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
And I'm a woman, and I got to get out
there and compute. So if I'm shooting as much as possible,
I think that's just if I can keep my eyes
on the prize.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
That way, I.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Got some of these yogi ship six times a day.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
What about Robert Crumb's brother who used to swallow the
piece of string and then.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Oh my god, I think about this ship all the time, like,
remember how fucked up his brothers were? They were just
But he also seems so normal, Yeah, compared to wait
a second, he's passing a string sitting on a bed
of nails.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yes, And in San Francisco, yep.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
It was so calm. He was such a calm guy.
And he would talk about it like it was just like, yeah,
this is what I do. I'm gonna pass this this rope.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
And really like, what's the reason?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Because he is just deeply, deeply disturbed.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
He was kind of obsessed with having a clean system,
which aren't we all you know what I mean, But
that was his way of really, God.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
I can't imagine doing that. I think I gotta I
gotta do that.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
That's that kind of thing where like I obviously love moving.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
I mean, I've got the time. I gotta get that in.
You know, it's most things where you gotta do it.
Why you can't, that's right, don't.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
You're not gonna do it?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Like you think of your garden.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
That's what That's what I'll think about as I passed
the rope. I'll do some gardening, eat some like mint,
or eat some sage, and get it moving.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Watching documentaries like those kinds of hardcore nineties documentaries where
it's like, oh, we're gonna tell you about something and
then it's like, great, I will think about this for
the rest of my life.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Don't you think that those documentaries are the kind of
thing in the pass those really good ones. It feels like, yeah,
I feel like the ones, the ones that I used
to love are They're just like not the same.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
Jesco the Dance an Outlaw, Oh my god, that was
the best.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Because I think yeah, because I think stand up Pets.
I think it's because the Internet showed everybody everything, so
there isn't that thing like, oh, this is revealing to
me for the first time.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
We're Frum and his whole deal.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Doesn't feel as as much as a peek into a
world as much.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yeah, yeah, everything. I always relate everything to skateboarding. But
in order to find out the shoe, the new skateboard
tricks that were happening, the advancements in this newsport, you
had to wait for a VHS to come in the
mail and the footage would be like six months old.
Now we're all looking at our phones and seeing what

(40:52):
happened today. So nothing, there's no stories. It's just it's
all happening in front of us everyone. Maybe it's not
bad that we're all looking at our phones. We're all
just watching documentaries.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
I'm not watching them anymore.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
You aren't.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
No, I really don't.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Watch them anymore because you're a movie star.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Well that's a huge part of it. Absolutely, Yeah, that's
probably like the main would have been factored.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
What are movie stars do? What do you do now?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
What do you do during the day today?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
I tried to edit this video to promote some shows
that have coming up in Vancouver and May Glamorous May
sixteenth or eighteenth at the House of Comedy, the House
of Comedy.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Is it this?

Speaker 2 (41:36):
You can take it here? Yeah? All all roads lead
to place.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Are you going there alone or do you have a
group of friends?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
No, it's just me doing the weekend, you know, Yeah,
you're doing shows.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
I know.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
I'm looking forward to. I've been to Vancouver in a
long time.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
It's the best. People love it, right and when is it? Sorry?
May sixteenth, eighteen.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
You're gonna love it?

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Oh my good weekend?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, the whole weekend.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
I strongly suggest because Jordan Morris and I did this
there and it was the funnest ever. We rented bikes
because I assume you're not bringing a bike, but riding
around Vancouver Island and just on a beautiful sunny day
looking at a mountain where there's these giant pine trees

(42:23):
and then like twelve story buildings just on the side
of a green, beautiful mountain like part of the downtown.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
I guess, yeah, it's like the most pretty downtown ever, right, yeah,
genuinely considered to be the beautiful, most beautiful downtown.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Am I dropping you off at the Moss Lodge, Yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Trying to go to this place that has that has
the sign I got to pick up. I think it's
is it back this way about? Right there? It's across
the street.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Oh can you make it?

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Do you want me to flip around?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
I don't know what you think's the most safe? You
can probably make it right now. You can probably flip.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
And got gun.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yes you can.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
You you just did it.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
You just did it.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Look at it.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
It wasn't that scary.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
You need to just pull this green curb and I'll
run in and get it.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
The shipping center, right, I.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Want to buy that lady a pair of sunglasses.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
I have to go here, but I figured this would
make the podcast really interesting.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
This is going to be incredible, Okay, I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
There's no one better. There's no one better.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
But now that he's gone.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Yeah, let's talk.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Let's go over.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
There's a few people that are better Jesus the Lord.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
That's just me. Yeah, of course, you know I was
going to go the messiah ship. You know, I want
to meet.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Well, that was fat.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Wow, they had it waiting. It is a sign.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
What's he got?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
This is a sign? Let's see it says, Wait a minute,
I'm confused. What it was? A fine line drawing the
front of a building. We'll find out more. We will
find out more.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Great, if it's perfect, are you a real estate agent now, Johnny,
I have.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
To do it. It's just I haven't tried to to
redo my garage for like three years, and I finally
got the thing.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
So you have to put up a sign for your
neighborhood's rules.

Speaker 9 (44:32):
Yeah, it's some sort of thing you have to do
that really big old signs.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Nay, Yeah, but I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
There's there's worse things, right, do they tell you here's
where you get the sign made. It has to be
this size.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
No, I just found this out for my neighbor. Really, yeah,
because he he has a sign. I actually everyone will
have sign.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Just so you know the neighbors know why there's noise
every day.

Speaker 6 (44:59):
And I guess the reason.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
I honestly, I don't really know what it's about. I
guess it's like to crack down on like a legal building,
you know what I mean, Like, so you have to
so if you do. Yeah, if there's tons of work
going on that is like crazy in making a massive noise,
then it's if there's no sign, then there's a crime.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
So and call in.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
And if you see something, say something.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Is the image on there an actual like architectural drawing
of your future garage?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
It's one side of it. Yeah, oh wow, I didn't
do it. I didn't draw it.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
So you had to hire someone? Yeah, and pay to
have this sign? Yay?

Speaker 2 (45:43):
The price the sign?

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, fifty bucks, not crazy.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Not crazy. I don't know. That's nothing.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
I lose fifty in Mermaid money. That's them.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
I mean, I don't know if mermaid money is a
thing yet.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Does that make you nervous to hear about it out loud?
But mermaid money starts.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Money. Come on, it'll be one day when they figure
out how to keep the paper drive.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
If I just do a Josh Brolin. Just spend everything
I've got. You don't have to.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Cycle through money.

Speaker 6 (46:12):
Yeah, is that what Josh Brolin did?

Speaker 2 (46:14):
He did when he got some movie, some big movie.
I think it was like.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
No country for all that I think I said, Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Was just no money at all. I was just so
happy to have that job, you know, because I was
just I was broke. I was broke.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
He drives his goonies, not I think he did.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
I think that anytime people talk about like someone being broke,
like that he's broke, it's because, yeah, because he just
spends tons of money.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
He probably has so many leather jackets and ship. He
doesn't mean that. He's just like, oh no, I've done
it again.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
I think like Nick Cage, right, wasn't he broke for
a while?

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Yeah, because he was buying full Entrannosaurus Rex heads and ship.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
And buy like an extra home in France and stuff
like that. Wow, Because if you think about it, there's
no amount of money. All you need is a tiny amount.
If you budget really well, if you're super frugal, you
can eat it out right.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Well, that's one thing. When you first moved to Los
Angeles and you see these giant homes on the side
of a mountain. Basically you think, oh, these are all
Hollywood actors, but they're not. They're like lawyers and agents
and managers and people behind this actor. It doesn't pay
that much, especially these days and now the movies are
on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Yeah. That either a lot of times people steal it
from you or you just spend it all on bullshit, right,
because you have to pay taxes.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah, no, I have to pick down with taxes.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
And you're like, I'll make this much next year.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
It's like, oh, you'll never make this much again.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
It's like peaks and valleys kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Josh Brolin and his wife or a girlfriend were always
in Venice, and they were always making like telling stories
and making each other laugh. And from a distance, I
see them off on a sidewalk where we're cows and
conci shop like two blocks towards the end, he just

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sit out front.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Just doing a lot of laughing.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
He seems this is such a goofball. But I've never
met the guy.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
And then that's funny.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
One day, my wife is funny. He'd announce he didn't know.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
He didn't really, Yeah, no, he didn't they made each
other laugh at he said, my wife's funny.

Speaker 6 (48:22):
I saw in his eyes.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
He didn't say he was my wife's so goddamn funny. Gosh,
then he's shaved him. My wife can't handle having a
wife's funny. The wife is funny, verbat him. When he
would yell out on his wife's funny, got her at
the getting.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Place, wife number three is funny.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
His neighborhood made him carry a sign that said this
wife's funny.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
He was.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Sole, Oh hell yeah, yeah, you knowing about all the time, Karn,
But something you mosted years and years ago, something like
about like Bart Simpson running on the chalkboard, like I
will not have coffee after three pm maybe or one pm.
What was the time, do you remember what it was?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
I think it's right around there, like four or five.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
And we are deeply past that, so so far past.
I actually thought about that today as I was having
a coffee at three pm.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
I can here we go. I could have coffee before
a nine pm show and sleep like a baby.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
What do you think that is?

Speaker 6 (49:29):
I think it's constant caffeine intake.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
So if you're not topped off, you're just bleeding it out,
like a broken vessel.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Depends on the You know, if I if I make
the mistake of having a red ball, I fall asleep
and I wake up sweaty and terrified at like three am.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Meet our cortada, meet her.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
I might try a cortada. I don't even know what
that means.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Can we all refer to the cortado as her?

Speaker 3 (49:57):
She is hot? Literally?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Does someone talk about tea in the word she say
that one time? Poor?

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Do they mean gossip or the drink?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
The drink like a high end tea, like she will
open up two hundred degrees?

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Oh you do, Like she's a boat.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Like a vessel.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Yes, yeah, you know what I mean, like like like
with with reverence, like extreme reverence. Finally, like a goddess.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Finally give her the respect due exactly?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Is there is there a way I can watch your
Mermaid movie? Like I see you a link? Thank you?
If that's what I was asking for?

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Friends a family screening in l A sometime soon. If
we do, I.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Will, Okay, you don't need to send me a link.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
I almost did a scabby the friend you never talked
to you. I want to go to your well.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
I really wanted to, but then they were like, you
don't have, like we didn't have for anything else Southwest.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
We have we have a guest list for the stuff,
so I could have.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
I'm going to do it next time.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
But also some of those things where I had a
bunch of people on the list and stuff for the
movie different screenings, and I wasn't sure, like am I
detracting from someone who needs to see the film? You know,
who's going to like help.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Us write an article or something.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
I don't know. Oh right, it's all good, everything's great.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
I didn't do anything, I know, but you are right
now you are.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
And she is brave.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Even I was in a movie at south By Southwest
years ago and I wanted to see bands, of course,
and I did not. Even with a movie pass, I
was not allowed to see any music. Maybe kind of
restrict They're very it's like two separate festivals happening because
they have people.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Paying so much money for these huge passes and they
sell a lot of them. Yeah, yes, it's almost like
it's a for profit thing.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
I just like that. It started as a film festival though,
and yeah, and the music came.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
With the music was the thing.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
No, it's the film first.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's a film society with a big
film school.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
And first tell me what you want. You can get
a steamed apple juice.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Do we have diet coke here? No?

Speaker 3 (52:22):
I was going to ask about the cortado because I
drove by it kind of fast. Okay, me too, me too.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
I think I'm going to have one of those, please
for myself, and then a couple other orders.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
What do you want?

Speaker 6 (52:34):
I'll get a small iced coffee with oat milk.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
And a small iced coffee with oat milk. Oh, thank you,
no sweetener? Thanks?

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Well? Was small iced macha no sweet.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
And a small iced macha with no sweetener.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
How dare you get a better drink than me?

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Nothing? Does anybody want a cake pop?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Three pops?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Want? Yes? Do I? Well eat?

Speaker 1 (52:59):
No?

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Okay, that's it.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
I'll get a cake pop.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Yes. Then I'll get one cake pop if you have one?
You want to? You want one, Johnny, I'll do cookies
and cream a birthday and cookies and cream will get
to thank.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
You, no sweet macha, but with a cake pop? Please?

Speaker 3 (53:14):
With a cake pop? Dipper?

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Do you have an extreme amount of sugar and a
stick that can have with my healthy drink.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
None in my tea.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
Please, no, no, no, she will not be tainted.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Do you have a CPD cake pop dipper? Could you
have an extra hot super sugar coffee and dissolve the
cake pop birthday into there with cookies and cream frosty.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Still diet, still count suicide.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Suicide? You're Oh my god, isn't it funny how that
word is? Like now you just can't say it, as
kids were saying, all the god you have cleaning it
and rbs like a suicide, but.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
We don't want to, uh one that's thinking about it,
that's right, or talk them into it by remind terrifying beverage.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Oh yeah, I was gonna do that for thought that
for not Now I'm gonna I was talking about all
the so does it want just don't do it because
if you don't do it, then you can just do
whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Yeah, it'll be free from doing it.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yeah, that was That was as powerful a speech as
in Footloose.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Two more questions Johnny about the movie.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Did you have to sign autographs after the factor get
to do a thing that made you go, oh my god,
I'm really in this movie in a in a junkiddy way,
has it hit you yet?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
I mean there was no auto. There are no autographs
at south By No because that we had, Like, I
don't think there would have been any I wasn't. I
don't stick around for stuff like that because I don't
want to do that.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
This is what I'm looking for.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
I don't like to see people unless they come up
to me and say stuff.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
But right, took some pictures. I think people are people
to come up. That's uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
I think almost no one does autographs anymore. They just
asked to have a picture taken with you. That's like
the new autograph.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
That's right, right.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
I don't mind if people want a picture, though, I
do not mind at all.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Hello, Yeah, let's get the word out. Johnny loves interacting.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
He loves mailing headshots. Writ just send the headshot.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Thing is funny.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Self addressed stamped envelope.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
In another envelope s.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
A that says, how did you get my address?

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Right? No, all announcement right now, it's it's.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Uh, thank you.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Too, to too.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Where was the guy that sold me this cortato? I
want to make susier.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Hey, guy, case I don't like it, watch me drink this.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
You said this is good.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Prove it and it is.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
I say it is a good bed it mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Yeah, that's just like cappuccino. Cappuccino that works out.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Can I have a sip? I do?

Speaker 6 (56:17):
I am curious.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
That that is decadent?

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Did you do it in one big no?

Speaker 9 (56:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (56:24):
No, I like a one fifth bite?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Okay, one fifth?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Possibly it's a one doughe in the middle, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (56:34):
I think it's you mean like cake, Yeah, like uncooked cake.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
You're gonna turn into Paul Hollywood right now.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
It's a big Doughe is stalgy. It's a bit of
a stalgy killer.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
My favorite thing to do is to uh take my
fork into the Paul Hollywood like the you know he stabs.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
And and stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Really that he's such a such a pro like kind
of like like.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Poking and getting to the cake parts quick.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Even when it's even he likes he's just fucking going
after with that fork.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
But he's not mean in a Simon Cowley way. He's
still like maybe.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Cow he's not mean some of cow is he's what
do you say he's uh he doesn't pull his punches. Yes, standards, Yeah,
he's got standards.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
I'm not a big fan.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Do you ever speaking of English accent.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Chris, Oh, they didn't cold show mat the poky is that?

Speaker 2 (57:36):
The only one you do is Jollion. That sounds like
a troll.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Yes, I was a troll in The Two Towers Lord
of the Rings video games.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Did you yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Oh my god, that's so cool.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
People don't know that you were British.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Joy Drew and the other guys doing the voices were
huge truck driver guys, like with overalls.

Speaker 6 (58:08):
They were both like six four.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
They look like yeah, they well, they look like they
would have.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
That voice, but not you.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
No, no, and I never I didn't. It was like
a Nintendo GameCube console or something. Yeah, I never got
to play it or hear it.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
What about Shadows of Mordor.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
I don't know there's a game.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
There's a game called Order. I wasn't asking you to
say shadows or did you show Can you say a
low interest refinancing if you in the next thirty days
you get no rede Can you say, serotonin reuptake inhibitor

(59:04):
is your best Bett? What did your doctor talk?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Can you say the shingles virus is already inside?

Speaker 2 (59:15):
That's good? That's good.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
The shingles voye is already inside.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Getting a little more Joe.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Side to this shingle for it's just oh what I
saw my troll? Yeah, that's happy troll boy. You could
have done it too. I remember after that recording, I
had a I had lost my voice for days, no way,
because there was me yelling like that in wherever I
have to.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Go to do that. Well, that's why they got those
big guys to do it.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Yeah, those guys didn't lose Its natural to lift you up,
break or breaker. That's what I do miss about Austin.
It's probably not that way anymore. But if you were
in the funniest person in Austin contest casting people there.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Would be like, hey, here's a troll.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Yeah. But other things like hey, they're shooting a big movie,
do you wanna you wanna go to the set? Could
have visited this standard auditions just for comed They didn't
even ask if you were interested in acting. They're like,
that's cool, medians are good at acting, let's have them audition.
Do you remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Being a thing? That's it be a thing where like
there was a distinction between comedy and acting, right, yeah,
do you remember that at all. Yeah, I know, I
remember being a thing or a person I knew who
was a comedian. Literally was asked he was. He was
cast in a coffee shop. This is forever ago, right
and he's a good looking guy. Right. Someone asked me

(01:00:40):
who's an actor and he said, no, I'm a comedian. Wow, Thomas,
h No, this is this is someone I'll tell you
later who was Okay, Okay, yeah, it's not it's not interesting.
It's this this the person who it is. It ruins
the story, gotcha? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:00:59):
Truly it really does makes me like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
I mean, might as well be har want wasn't getting
cast in anything but to play a troll for real life?

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Is his first name the same as mine?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Uh no, okay, I'm not doing this, not doing It's
not forgot Johnny, you know what game?

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
You know what, Chris, I'm not doing this today. I'm
doing this with you.

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
I'm sorry, I've been pulling punches.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Rosie.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
That's the one I can really really has the craziest
voice that he is nuts. So it's just like I
want to go from my point, you want you want
touch me on.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
To listen if you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Respectfully it just sounds like water and percolating.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
She does sound like you know what. It is, like
a weird weird You give me a couple of weeks.
I can do it. I'll spend all my time and
I'll get Rosie Prez down.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
In time for the Los Angeles premiere of Mermaids.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
I don't know, Actually I don't know what happened. You
will know, you will know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Wait, you're excited. I think you're more excited than me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I loved it. I've had to tamp tamp.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Down my excitement, you know, because something takes so long
forget it's happening.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Yea, Then you can't get caught being the fool who's
excited for his own movie unless yeah, God forbid.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Well, So it's like a different kind of thing, you know,
because I've already seen it. So I'm not excited about
it already. I have seen it, you know. Yeah, I
think I understand being excited about something you haven't seen.

Speaker 6 (01:02:35):
Have you seen the trailer? Because they nailed it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
It's a good trailer.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
The trailer is maybe it's a great it is a
great trailer. I really I was very honestly think a
trailer sometimes is better than anything because it's that it's
got so much potential. It's so short, and it's so
like shareable. Something about a trailer that's just so. A
good trailer is the greatest com it's leading. Sometimes most

(01:03:03):
of them will give away spoilers. I don't watch trailers anymore.
We know there's a different between a teaser or a trailer.
Oh really, what is it? I'm not sure exactly, but I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Know the movie that's some that kind of mock you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
One is stronger, the other one is long, and one
is like one's like thirty seconds and one is like
a minute and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Oh, I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
So I'm not sure if what you saw was.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
A teaser or a trailer. I think it was somewhere
in there.

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
It was.

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
It was a longer trailer.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
But jommy, I just wish you understood, and I understand
that you can't. But being on this side of that trailer,
I'm getting Chris going did you see this right? And
then having that experience where we're like holy shit, and
that you are not. This isn't a Fox sitcom where
you are playing the sun right right. It's a whole
It's not a stand up show where you're pretending to

(01:03:51):
be a trucker for two hours. Yes, this is this
is your star turn and the thing you are actually
very very good at, which is acting and not as
we were saying before, but maybe didn't get to lots
of comics, lots of people in this town act, but
not a lot of them are good at it, and
you are. So then we're looking at you do the
thing that you're very good at and getting getting your role.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Yeah, talk week, it's great, not today, weeks ago?

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Yeah, Christmas first on the street scene.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Actually I think Chris was rare early about that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Yeah he was.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
I don't know, it's I'm very excited about I love
I love to do it, you know, I really do.
I really loved making the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
When did you make it? Like years ago?

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
And I made it in twenty twenty two in September.
Wow about maybe maybe a little longer than a month,
like five weeks and then six weeks?

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Is what?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
You can't talk about it?

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
That's serious about what the movie?

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Well, I can't. I can talk about that, but all
the fallout stuff, that's what I can't talk about. Oh, wow,
what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
The show Fallout. Yeah, yeah, I get it because that's episodic, right,
and it's also just so secretive.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
It's like most secret thing I've ever worked on, and
rightly so, you know, because it's so that people will
go crazy anything I post. They're like, oh, he's telling
us this, he's telling us, he's he's hinting that this
is happening, like I'm wearing a blue shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Yes, yeah, that's sci fi.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Yeah, that's queuing on borderline. Yeah, it is messaging.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
It is, isn't it?

Speaker 8 (01:05:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
You know it is, specially whether it is it, it
doesn't matter. Well, voice, that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
What was that one that was like Rosie.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Weird Brooklyn person that's friends with Blindy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Yeah, whatever happens to you?

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
The dog taking this shit over olkid? Sorry that sounds
that sounds good. That's sort of like, God, you should
put that one down, thanks to get some Uh well,
put that on wax, put on wax, lay down that track.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Okay, let's do that. Maybe you've got some beats that
would go good underneath where.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
This is going. We're back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
You are a singer, hearent you literally are a singer.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
I keep reminding, I keep reminding I.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Mean to both of you have these incredible voices. First,
I don't know if you can sing, but you can
definitely manipulate your voice. You called I call that like
sort of like a Tom Jones. Yeah, best about Tom
Jones is good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
For switch.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Pussy Cat.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Sorry, okay, so like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
The volume got turned down so fast, just mute I
quick project quit. We just lost half of the viewers.
Damn what happened? Oh Chris did a Tom Jones impression.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Everyone left the party at one time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
I said, hey, now, pussy Chris, you sound like the
pussy Cat, not like Tom Jones.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
The Ultimate Slam.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Yeah, you sound like the pussy Cat.

Speaker 8 (01:06:55):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
You guys, I don't even know what you sound like.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Freaking cake pops.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Sound like all the villains from Dick Tracy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Oh my god, I'm going to rewatch that movie. I
got to rewatch that in Cucko's Nest.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Yeap screening tonight Dick Tracy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
And then can we have arrived sewn plug?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Yeah, let's wrap up?

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:07:23):
Yeah, or a plug like you almost well, I got
those plug got that plug about Vancouver, yeah right right,
will be like in Tulsa, Oklahoma and Oklahoma City and
in Springfild, Missouri and Kansas City, Missouri in late July.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
You can check all that all that you find it online.
You got my stuff, you find my stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
And listener you have to watch Johnny Pemberton perform live.
It is just a delightful You will feel like someone's
taken you somewhere.

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
Yes, yeah, I haven't seen you do stand up for
so long.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
I want to go, well, I feel the same way
about you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
We haven't seen anyone do standup.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Isn't it weird how things have just sort of like, Yeah,
I guess that's just time though, right, because everyone's busy,
like we don't some was hanging out and stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
We did that, and there's a lot of new comics,
a lot of new comics.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Don't like any of them.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
There's less places to perform now.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Yeah, Vicious basically it was.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
The best one we did it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Yeah, that's a good way of looking at our scene
was the greatest.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
It was clinical.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
We were the greatest generation.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
We achieved things in private public shows.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
That people would dream about in private that we did publicly.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
We did it publicly, but also was before kind of
recording everything, so it's private.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Yeah, but that's That's what's so good about it because
it to live in the moment for real. We started,
I don't get me to stop.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
You make America GREATA can we hurry.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Up and make it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
We make it here in that promince sense Reagan maga.
Oh man, if there's any takeaway from this episode, just
as at this story, thank you for giving.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Me a ride.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Of course, it don't forget your big I will not
forget the big Sign.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
I still can't believe that procrastination I have done with
this sign is epic. It's epic amount of procrastination. It
was good to see you, John, It's wonderful again. Yeah,
get some oysters next time.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Yeah yeah, and thanks for coming to my party. And
you were like, I can only hang out for a
few minutes. But let's but let's do this. Let's do this,
let's get some photos. Let I got it and you
fit it all in. I was, it was great. Thanks
for coming, Thanks for sending me pictures you took.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Okay, I'm gonna get the car. But what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna open the trunk, so it's gonna be like
a goodbye. We're gonna see me again.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
So you know what I mean, Well time it perfect
to pull away as just maybe injure you somehow could
be filming that.

Speaker 7 (01:10:05):
Yes, we always end with a televised frank, thank you,
see you soon.

Speaker 6 (01:10:12):
And thank you listeners for listening. You've been listening to
Do You Need a Ride?

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Do You a R? This has been an exactly right production.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Mixed by Edson Choy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Our talent booker is Patrick Cotner.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Theme song by Karen Kilgarriff.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
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Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
Thank you, Oh You're welcome