June 9, 2025 • 49 mins
This week, Chris and Karen chat about prescription churros, desert bahá'-in' and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi Diner Sort Dinosaurs, got it, rolls off the tongue.
I have shows coming up very soon. June thirteenth and fourteenth.
I'll be in Denver at Denver Comedy Underground. Then on
June fifteenth, I'll be at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins,
two of my favorite places. Go to Chris Fairbanks dot
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com for tickets. Thank you and you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Are leaving?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Either way you want to be there, doesn't matter how
much baggage you claim and give us time and they
turn and all engage. We want to send you off
in star. We want to welcome you back home. Tell
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us all about it.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
We scared? Or was it fine?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Melbourne?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to Do
you need to ride?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
This is Chris Fairpigs and this is Karen colgarat We're
in a new mobile sound studio.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
This we're finally out of fascism and we're into.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
We're out of fascism in this car.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Oh just in the cars as writers in a.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Car, I thought you were speaking for the whole country. No, no, no,
consider the weight still on my shoulders.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I would have interrupted you and started the podcast with that.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Right right now, I'm just saying, car wise, we no
longer represent the worst of humanity, right Yeah, And it has.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
All the same benefits. We're in an electric, but this
one's four wheel drive.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
This is a fucking Hyundai Ionic that is truly one
of the coolest cars I've ever driven.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
And it's a Hyundai.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And you have little hooks up front in case you
need to hitch someone out of a ditch.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
When I go dune bugging this weekend, Are you still bahan?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I don't even give a shit. I just wear a
tank top and I make friends in the desert.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, Karen's been bahan and I that's how you hit bahan.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah, baha, yeah, yeah, accent on the yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
And I admired that you've kept it a secret this
whole time, all your shooting sandy rooster tails up in
the desert.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, that's right. Here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
You have to keep it a secret when you go
four wheeling, when you're a podcaster at four wheels.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
You just got to keep it under wraps or people
will storm the.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Track and then follow it up with the capital. I went.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
On a trip with a group of people that I
didn't know very well up to the desert and they
had a tiny little motorcycle with a back tire was
like had it was a sand specific back tire that
looked like the tread was just these mud flaps.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
And oh, yeah, I've seen those.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah it I didn't even know I remembered how to
ride a motorcycle. And I was zipping around in the
sand like if you fell, you just land in the sand.
So I thought, I'm gonna just zip around in this thing.
But there's dune buggies everywhere, and I was I. I
was going up a sand dune thinking, oh, I'll go
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up there and and do like a snowboardy turn and
shoot some sand in the air, and a dune buggy
jumps over my body.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It was that is the one time where I'm like, oh,
I'm a vulnerable skin sausage man. Yes, I'm a sack
of meat, and I should be thankful every day that
something bad didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Are there any and I've forgotten till now.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
So there are no rules of the road, like that
was your friend's motorcycle, And it's not like anyone's out
there telling people be careful of this, right blind hill.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It's certainly the bottle of whiskey that I had drank
that day. This was a simpler time in my life.
I'm like, well, I better drink whiskey because this makes
me nervous.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
H Well, it makes sense, And that is how like
those accidents happen, right, That's like, yes, when Nora's friends
were going to like clear Lake for the weekend and
they're like, Nora wanted to go because their friends down
had a boat, and my sister it was the funniest
but craziest reaction.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Morenre goes, hey, can I go to clear Lake with
so and So's parents? They have a boat.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
My sister screamed, no boats from like the couch right well,
in the craziest voice, because we know so many people
who have died in boating accents.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yes, it's the beginning. That's like the start of Friday
the thirteenth. Yeah, it wasn't boats that got them. It
was a disgruntled camper, wasn't it. So not really no, no,
but there were there was water foul play in the film.
And boats, yes, it's it's boats are very specific example
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of it's really really fun until suddenly it absolutely isn't.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeah, and same with I would imagine four wheeling and
like dune buggies and stuff. That's all like let's drink
some beers and get on these machines, which is like
great up to a point.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
But you are I mean, thank god that thank god
it happened the way it happened with you.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Right right now.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I'm I'm here to report, I'm thankful to be alive
and I but I did decide that day it wouldn't
become part of my lifestyle by hid as it has
with you.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Very good.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
But you're committed.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Now I'm committed. I'm sponsored by Hyundai.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It's really exciting you in a very childhood way.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I am actually jealous of you having this car. This
is I have test driven this car. I did not
know they made the big knobby tire, Like you can
go drive in the snow.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
With this car.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, this car is ready for whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I'm going to steal your car, Okay, like this.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
If if I say it out loud, like that they'll
be more lenient when you take me to court.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, it's like a poor man's copyright of jail.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yes, I told you I was going to steal it.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I said it on our mid size podcast You're on
or Let's.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I'll just say, they love that in court.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
When you go you're I don't care? Does anyone ever
say that in court? Look, I don't care? Or on
Seinfeld my favorite line that they say all the time
when they're fighting, which is what difference.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Does it make?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
And it makes me laugh so hard because it's such
a stupid thing. It's like, what difference does it make
that you said? What difference does it make? It's just
a nothing statement that's just like argumentative.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, I do not know. This is I might.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
What's happening?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
My it's summertime?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Here's what happened?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Where are you yelling?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
It wasn't me, It was my pocket computer in the summertime.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
My uh.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I know this sounds graphic, but my legs get a
little clammy and the side of my thigh can suddenly
mimic a fingertip through my underpants.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
The whitest part of your body is a fingertip. Yes,
through my underpants.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
You say, well, I.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Don't I think it's any coincidence that the other white
part of my body is a palm in my hand.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
So my my my thighs starts.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
The widest, not whitest.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Oh, the whitest part of my body.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I meant the widest.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
No, No, I keep my thighs nice and narrow. Yeah,
I don't know that. My phone interrupted. How they damn
computers in our pants, These damned computers.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I need to go get a cold dream.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, let's go to this mom and pop coffee shop.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Perfect, so excited to be a part of it. Thanks
so much.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I love you, and he loves us.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
You're so nice.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
I stole that from one of my high school friends.
And people are kind of like rude or brusque to
you in a situation like that, and then you go, okay,
I love you. It is it?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Actually I've been using it like killing people with kindness lately,
And is.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Like when they're getting mad and you just pretend that
the way they're acting is.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Totally normal and even keeled, and they realize the thing
that they usually do to get results isn't working, and
they get thrown off and then they just stop doing it.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Right.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I'm you know me though, I'm I'm can be explosively emotional.
I'm working on it. But it's been a good exercise
for me. It's like a version of working on myself
by infiltrating others.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yes, And I think that's exactly the mentality that you
need to get that work working, because it's not about
like you're basically going, I'm going to love them through
their behavior as opposed to identifying they're doing someth thing
to you, and you have to match that energy and
give it back, right, which is I'm same.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I mean, like that's how I was raised.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
It's like if someone if you do something to someone
in my family household and you're like, oh my god,
blah blah blah, they will yell back at you louder,
even though the guilty party, because that's just what everyone does.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yes, it was one of the first lessons I learned
as a young person. If there was like someone being
a bully and they're getting mad, you just show that
you can match that and then they're like, oh now
I respect you.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, but I like doing the opposite. You can do
the opposite mm hmm, and.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Which is actually kind of looking at them like you
think it's a little bit funny that they're acting that way.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, but not not making five.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I've done that before where I just like, ooh, this
car is zippy, right, I just felt my cheeks pull
back to my ears. I know it goes man, Okay,
It's it's like this is an elaborate advertisement for me,
I know, to get a matching car, and then it'll
makes sense that you and I don't.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
A lot of you don't know this. Karen and I
dress the same every episode.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah we do.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
We have a Letterman sweater. Hers has a k Mine
has a seat so.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Hot during summer, but we've gotta do it.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
What do you How do you feel about this heat?
A lot of people love summer.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
I have to say I'm excited because it feels like
it's been winter for too long. So in the last
like handful of days where it's getting like it remains
hot at night, I'm ready for that.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
I want it.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
I find it relaxing and a kind of like let's
all stop being so intense and like and like pedal
to the metal and like take it easy and maybe
have more fun.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Okay, that's what I am trying to do.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, I need to remember the traditional meaning of Christmas. Sorry,
summer summer, because right now it just means, oh my god,
is this has the sun gotten closer to us?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Because it really snuck up on me? It is this? Yeah,
the heat. I forgot that I prefer being cold to
being hot. Yeah I do too.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
It's not my choice, but if it's inevitable anyway, then
I'm like, Okay, well then I'm switching to flip flops.
Now I'm getting my first pedicure, my first public be
careful of who you're showing your feet to. Awareness, like
all those things that you don't have to worry about
for months and months, and suddenly it's like Star getting
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those regular manny petties. Right, needs more short sleeves, lineny
light shirts so I'm not like too hot.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh yeah, maybe I should look into some linen. M
linens are nice top to bottom stark white linen.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
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Speaker 3 (12:59):
Oh yeah, go to Quin's for all your linen needs.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
They have a lot of summer linen. Clue well, here's
the cool thing. We love our new ad distribution partners.
iHeartRadio because they are the real deal. And they were like,
we think we're gonna for my favorite murder put you
into a collab with Hyundai, and we're like, that would
be rad. And in the first meeting their team was
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so cool and they're like, and I made a joke
of I have to make the Tesla trade in and
get a different car, and.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
They go, we'll get you a free car if you
want to.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oh wow.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
I was like immediately I go, I absolutely want one.
I absolutely like I'm not joking, I want one. And
then George just like I want one.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
And then it was like, oh, well, if you're gonna
do an AD, you might as well drive the car
and like the car and like have something to say.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I wish I could have been a fly on the
wall and that meeting so I could fly down and.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Go, this is me too, I want one to Well,
what I'm saying is if if we're like, if we
do a good enough job, who knows what could happen.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
It feels like the future is our own.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I appreciate it, but I'm not trying to say, hey,
get me one two, even though I accidentally said.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
That literally are word for word saying right what.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You came out of my mouth. I was like, hey,
I agree with the noises side just made with my head.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Be like everybody else in La well.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Jesus, hey, I did I think they were like, I'm
going to seamlessly go behind this car.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Our car was coming in this Yeah yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Was a sandwich situation.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
That was insane. Yeah that was that was a high
school student driving that car.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I yeah, Joe ahead, and we need to get away
from the trauma. It's worth blowing the yellow.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
What if I just stopped paying attention because I just
keep looking in the rooview mirror.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Wow, that was crazy.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
If listener, if Chris hadn't like pointed and said, hey, hey, hey,
like you just heard, we may have been lightly t
boned by a white car.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
When a car is coming.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I can never come up with the right words like
there's a car yep, or I always go hey hey hey,
or I go oh no, or I go stop, and
I just leave out a lot of the specifics. So
I'm glad finally my vague outburse it helped.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
It helped.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Okay, no, it's good.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
So just hey, hey, Hey. From here on out, Hey
hey Hey.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
And then I'm like what, it's sad Albert and You're like, no,
that car is going to crash into us.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
And then and then I do, and then I become
mushmouth is I couldn't take of another character.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I love sad Albert so much.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Also, why did Bill Cosby have to do in and
out throws from a garbage jump?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Like we needed a host and a narrator for fat Albert.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I guess I'm gonna admit right now, even though I'm
familiar with the animation and the characters, if they were
lined up, I'd be like, these are all members of
fat Albert's gang.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
I don't think I've ever watched It was really good.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
A lot of stuff about like hurting people's feelings and apologizing.
There's a lot of stuff about being like mean and
bullies and clickie and leaving people out and being considerate.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
It was like a great kids cartoon.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
If you're just tuning into our podcast for the first time.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Karen and I are both open about still being huge
fans of Bill cuts.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
When you get nostalgic, god damn it, It's okay because
I made the joke.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Well, I completely like memory hold that because he fucking
got arrested.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
He went to jail and then got out.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
I know, But it doesn't mean we can't still love
Raven Simone.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Right, Let's not punish fat Albert for Bill Crosby's crises,
even though there's the same person.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, and there's a lot of nice people that worked
on had show. Picture page Pages I watched because it.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Was about drawing.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
I loved picture pages and I was too old to
like it.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
My friend Katie Nuberger and I sent away for picture
Pages this summer. That summer and we were like in
fifth grade, and my mom goes, you're too old to
be doing this.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I was like, oh wait, they it was a program
that you signed up for, like sweet Pickles.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
You could like they would send you like a like
sweet Pickles, like for kind of Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
It's a green Volkswagen bus that comes to your house
and teaches you how to read. Hell yeah, I'm still
waiting on it.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Get some books.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
No, you could write in and they would send you
the picture pages to like write, to draw along with.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Or to do it along with him? Right, Okay, can
you sing the theme song.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Picture pages, picture pages, lots of fun with picture pages.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
To the Cosby does another picture page.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
With you and I he was everywhere?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Why why do I have that memorized? Why is it
that any jingle? It's because I was sat in front
of a television.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Linda Berry, the great cartoonist, and I've taken a bunch
of writing classes from her. She would make you do
all these writing exercises based on she would go. She
would go, what was your first childhood phone number? I've
told you this right and everyone knows it. And then
she goes, what was your phone number? Three phone numbers ago?
You have no idea how she goes. That's because when
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you're little, you've not done anything before, so every first
is huge. This is like every experience that you have
is on a map of compared to nothing, so it's.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
The biggest deal. And then as you get older and
you stack up experiences, they get less and less.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Right, unless you're starting, unless it's a like it was
a new childhood for me to start doing stand up,
So that first couple years I memorized. I still have
verbatim memorized so many other comics jokes, oh entirely and
I didn't realize it until I did Nate Crigg's show
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at the Comedy Store where it's like joke covers, and
I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do.
So I just wrote down some comedian names and I
remembered so many jokes yep. And it was so much
fun and like nostalgic for me. But I can't there
are so many comics I still look up to and
I watch them perform. I don't have anyone's jokes no
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emblazoned into my brain.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Not anymore.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
But think about compared to when you first started, how
many more jokes you've heard as opposed to the first
six months, right, I mean yeah, if you've in the
first six months you heard a thousand jokes from different people,
you've now heard four hundred thousand jokes.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, yeah, I think that.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Also, the comics I have memorized their material, like San
Matis or No. I never opened for Sam Kinnison. They're
all comics I did like open for, and so I
watched them perform. Shows used to be for a while
it was Tuesday through Sunday, and some of those Saturdays
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were three shows, not just two.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, like you would.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Watch a comic up to ten times, so by the
end of the week, I'm like, I know their whole act.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I could do their jokes right now, and I don't
know why it's stuck in there.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
But because you love them. I love it's all funny jokes.
Do you have bad jokes memorized as well?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yes? Oh yeah, all of it.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah, yeah, the whole experience.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Yes, and I make name any names.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
There's a couple bad ones that are stuck in my
head where literally, if I'm laying around and I go
from looking at my phone too I haven't turned the
TV on yet, it'll like shoot through my head of
like some really hacky, kind of low joke guys that
did the same.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Bits every time.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Oh yeah, you're right, that are in there where you're like,
you're not even that that's not even like an accurate pun.
Like people that are like just kind of twisting a
word around and be like, can you believe I thought
of that?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
It's like, yes, I can, yeah, yeah, I can't even
remember my own bad jokes because I got them out
of my brain.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
I'm really enjoying this ice smoker.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I'm enjoying this unflavored cold coffee.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Ooo.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Sorry, I'm just in it for the jitters.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
I've been watching your content on TikTok.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Chris, you have, yes, you're you come across my for
you page because I follow you really and you're making
some wonderful content of your comedy on the road, And
I really think it's if you listen to this podcast.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
You need to follow Chris on TikTok because then you
can see what he's doing. Here is, let's be honest, lazy.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
When he's on stage on the road, he is wearing
a nice suit yep, and he does all different accents,
and he blacks out his front tooth.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
You gotta see it. You gotta follow him and see
the true artist.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I think you're watching someone else's video. Do you mean
you do that?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
You do a scarecrow character.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I whiten my teeth. Oh is that what you were
thinking of?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
You leave the one black thought.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
That's just you gotta have a test subject. It's been
a while since I was in a laboratory.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yeah. Oh, the control, the control.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
I have my control tooth and my white test teeth.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
You gotta keep one brown and you'll sit that in
a lot of small towns where someone you know that's
out during the day. It's winter, but they still have
their pajama bottoms on. Yeah, and they have one gray tooth.
They're just a scientist, Yeah, just trying to test the control.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah, thank you, I will.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Most of the videos I post. I'm more active on Instagram.
I sometimes forget about TikTok because that's more of a
source of entertainment for you go there every day that
I forget about it.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Don't forget about TikTok.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Oh, don't for forget about They forgot about dread.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
They did, and yet I need you not to.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Okay, I'll try to remember him as I moved my lips.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Here's the thing, though, I am the rare bird, and
I kind of am doing it for attention.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
But I'll yellow corn swallow.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
The tit mouse.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
It's better.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
I betterlack.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Wasn't a real bird.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
That was.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
It's more creative.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
But I.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I'm telling you, what were we talking about?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
The just that I'm not on Instagram and it actually
is not great.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
And I tried to start of what is it the
secret since finsta whatever it's called. Oh, just to just
be on there and see things, and I lost my
password or whatever it was. So I just am like
the way the majority of people that I know get
their stuff and see people and like, oh, did you
meet somebody to party and you like them?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
You want to just look them up and see what
they're like. I don't have any of them.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Instagram, so I'm
kind of disconnected.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
So there's a third party thing that allows you access
to Instagram or I thought you said something about Finsta
or something.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
I tried just to basically just do a different account,
so it was like, Okay, not my name and just
something where I could go and look at people or whatever,
like a spy, like a little weird wormy spy.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
But then I just like couldn't remember the password, and
I was like, I actually just don't care.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
I don't want to watch people setting up scenes for
themselves so that they can show people that they are
doing the thing they're most worried people think they're not doing,
or whatever people are doing.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Well, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
It's so funny that we're talking about this because years
ago I would have been like, what that's for teenagers
to stare at their phones. But we all do it,
and I'm admitting that I do it all the time.
But I will reassure you or confirm with you that
after a while, it just shows you stuff you.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Like, right, And so I'm not getting a lot of
dance moms.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Oh that's what you're really looking for, and you're not
getting it.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
That's why I got into the game for dance moms.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
You want to meet those moms that are torturing their
twelve year old daughters from a folding chair on the
side of the dance studio.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Yes, I'm into that. I'm into pageants, I know.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, I'm in the very specific vicariously watching bad parenting.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
That's one of the things I.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Go to my phone for child slap.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah, yes, I'm in the baseball Dad's no what No?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
That makes me think of the the most genius end
of the first Bad News Bear Bears movie where the
kid just fucking like walks everybody to fuck his dad over.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Oh do you remember that?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
No?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Is this the original Bad News Bears with Walter Matho,
Channing and Tatum O'Neill. I was Channing, Danum and the
guy who Kelly who went on to Win the Oscar
for Little Children.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Oh yeah, that Lee Harvey, Jack Carrol, Haley, Jock Carrol,
anyone that has their mental name in there.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
You're either a well known actor or a serial killer.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah, very good, Yeah, the best. I really liked him
in Uh break Away.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Oh, I love that movie so much. It really is
the best, the best. When he says to his son,
why are you crying? Did someone steal your wallet?
Speaker 5 (27:10):
My father laughed so fucking hard the first time we
watched it that it made me understand what comedy. It
made me understand like that comedy is for the listener,
have like that's his main concern. Yeah, so that is
such a like It's almost like he was going like
I would say something.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yeah, yeah, we're all fans of bad parenting.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Why are you crying when you steal your wallet? It's
so funny, Such a good movie.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I when I for years worked at Fuel TV at
the Fox Sports n Espaniol building, cool, one of the
many Fox buildings. It was across the street from what
is called the Bad News Bears baseball field where where
they actually shot it, right on Sepulvida, Oh, right.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Near the four or five.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
What and it's by the the galleria.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Now it's just in a weird kind of industrial area.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It's not I think it's the corner of Sepulvita and
maybe uh Santa Monica Boulevard, but it was.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
There's a big sign this is where they shot.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
And at the time, if I watched that movie, probably
in the background it's cornfields.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah, and now it's high rise buildings.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah they were.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
They were shooting from the freeway side. I guess, yeah,
that building would be in the background.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I suppose, But you have seen a movie or no.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I it's you know what, no, if I did, it
was in passing you know, where to go back and
forth in front of a TV.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
It holds up like it is so worth the rewatch.
It is not.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Even though it's from nineteen seventy seven or whatever year
it was from. It is consistently hilarious throughout. And it's
like an old drunk hating while he has to coach
their baseball team. It is so fuck and they say
really fucked up shit because that's literally what everyone was
doing back then. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah, like kids roasting each other, but.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
They were just like giving.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
They were just bullying each other and then of course
it all turns out to be like teamwork.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Yeah, it's very funny. Yeah, I will with one of
the most satisfying endings of all time.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I have a list of classic movies that I want
to reapproach. Okay, I barely made a dance.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
I watched Clifford the other I'd never seen Clifford with
Martin Short.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Oh huge, it is.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
He's really annoying, but he's so good, and Charles Groden
is so good. But it is not And at the
end there's like all these loose ends.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Aren't wrapped up. It's just not a great movie. It's like, wait,
he lost his job, but I yeah, there was.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I had a lot of questions at the end, and
then I realized it was just a simpler times slapstick Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
But yeah. Most of them are movies I've seen before,
but I've never seen.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
You got to see Bad News Bears, you got to
see I'm sure you've seen Midnight Run with Charles Groden
Roberts and Iron Guden Gruden. Have you ever seen Foul
Play with Chevy Chase and Goldie Han.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Oh, yes, it's I mean I was raised in Carmel,
where they I mean it's all shot there, like when
he gets thrown out of the car and rolls down
the Sandy Hill.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yeah, maybe that wasn't foul play. It was another Chevy
Chase Goldiehn vehicle.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
But they did a couple.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
It's all seems like old times. Yes, because that reminds
me of my youth.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Foul play was almost entirely in the city of San Francisco.
Oh okay, but they area they can do. They do
shoots all over. Yeah, we should get a shot list
and then we'll talk about it on a Yes.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yes, we're gonna do a very specific Just just pick
apart the script, tune in.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
For that.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
And enjoy.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Wow, it's nice.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
When they were Oh, mine says yump, my cup says yum,
Karen says, and joy Sabrina.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Did you get a message? No, the you know why
because they're like it's just water.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Like she didn't pay for that sheet a message?
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Oh they yeah, I mean I bet you they charged
us something for that cup and that ice.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I didn't get any Oh I did get an exclamation point.
I thought you maybe had to get some sugar in
there or something.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Also, it's pretty ironic to put yum on a cup
of iced coffee with no nothing in it.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's a sarcastic yum.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
They were being sarcastic.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, okay, here you go, dry mouth.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Well, it's it's one of those things where I had
a very perfect thing to say, you know, when you
That's why I don't wait my turn during conversations. I
jump on someone else because I'll forget my thing. A
lot of people think I'm being selfish or narcissistic, but
I just know I'm going to forget my point, and
(32:11):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
I learned not to do that. I don't like when
we overlap. I've been reprimanded for many times. I've cut
you off, and I'd like to apologize. You don't have to,
but it is at the expense. I've let a lot
of great ideas fly out the window.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I mean, have you ever thought of buying a notebook.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
A copy of the criteria, the DVD, the movie, the notebook.
I've not seen the notebook add.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
That to the world.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Oh god, wait, hold on, I think I've told you
the story, but I'll tell you again because that is
what we do on this podcast. Yeah, I went to
see the notebook with my ex and I didn't know
anything about it.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
And it was two.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Thousand and let's say six, uh huh, So my mom
was five.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Years into her Alzheimer's journey and we're watching this thing
and I'm like, I love Ryan Gosling, I love the
h she always looks like a Wendy to me. What's
that girl's name, Rachel wife, No, the girl that was
in the notebook with Ryan.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
God, I've never seen it.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Oh, Rachel McAdams, thank you, sperience, Rachel McAdams. They're great.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
All this is great, how cute a love story. And
then slowly but surely, I'm like, God, damn it, they
got me. Yeah, And I couldn't stop crying. And we
had to sit there. I've told you this right, We've
had to sit there in the theater while I had
to cry it out and get it out of my system,
as did about eight other pods of people who had
(33:48):
the exact exact same experience.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
It was awful.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
There is a random, probably not one of the Good
Planet of the Apes movies where James Franco is coming
up with a anti Alzheimer's medication and testing it on
Primates and his father has Alzheimer's and it's John Lethgow
(34:13):
who obviously had either done the research or had an
experience with like just the blank looks of Yeah. I
cried through that movie, and I think and I wasn't
a theater. I was the only one, Like people do
not You don't know when it's gonna kick in the gut.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Yes, and it.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Should if there's any warning content warning, and Alzheimer's story
should absolutely not be buried in secret so that you
slowly realize. Oh, Gina Rowlands and James Garner like that
reveal was so I was like, wait, no, hold on,
oh Jesus Christ. And I was so fucking furious. It
(34:57):
was just like, this is I'm already doing this. I
need to see a movie about.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
My actual life. I'm not doing this.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah, so mad.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
It's just like when they do those hyper realistic car
accidents and movies, all of a sudden, you're just in
a smashed car.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
I'm like, I don't I already been in car accidents.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
I don't like jump scares and I don't like jump. Hey,
you need to confront your emotions. Keep that out of
the movies.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
No jumping emotionally or physically.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Or vehicularly Yes, yeah, I'd like fair warning, like you
know this movie contains blinking lights that kind of a thing,
A disclaimer.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yes please, And I think they probably do do that.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Now, Chris, do you want to in person explain to
me why you were not at my birthday party?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I and you thank you for letting me off the hook.
I actually felt very bad.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
I usually things like party full the new evite type
meant they'd send you texts. I didn't get one from
the paperless post that, but I forgot number one. But
number two. I was that night laying on a heating
pad because I tweaked my back doing a skateboard thing.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
It's not important, but it was not the most painful
back thing.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I knew I wasn't in big trouble, but it was
spasming like I had restless legs syndrome, except it was
my back, so I shouldn't have mentioned my legs. I
had restless back syndrome, and it was it was bad
that it was bad the whole weekend.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
But I also forgot about the party. I'm just it.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I didn't even need to admit that, and I'm bummed
I missed your birthday. You came to mind, and I
was so happy you were there, and that's what I
kept thinking. But listen, oh wow, I didn't return the
exact favor.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
I it was a very last minute decision to have
a party. It was just like a handful of It
wasn't like that big of a deal. And when I
put that, I like, I didn't ask people Doris VP,
so there was no reminder of anything.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
I just did about as sloppy as I possibly could.
So it was very It was very slapped together.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
But what you would have loved is that Martha Kelly
had to work on Euphoria that night, so it was
like the last people and we were wrapping it up
and then the doorbell rings and at.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
One am, Martha Kelly rolls in.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Her hair dark.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
I was like, I'm sorry, it is the party over,
and I'm like, no, girl, get in her right now.
So we hung out with her a little bit of
all that at the very enst It was fun.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yes, I wish i'd been there. I did nothing.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
You will have the opportunity in the future.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
And also just the official anoun the pool heaters on
so it's a pool season.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
I honestly that That's exactly what I should have been doing,
is paddling around a pool.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Mm hmm, because.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
I'm stretching your back out.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, I mean I tried some stretching classes at my gym.
That just haunts me because I basically the car payment
I could be paying to have a nice carl like yours.
I put in the gymnasium and I haven't been going,
and I think about it, It'll pop into my head
and I flinch because I'm like, what am I doing?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
I haven't been there in like a week and a half. Yeah,
and when I go there, they're going to be like,
where have you been?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
And I'm like, stop body shaming me. I'm gonna jump
a few steps ahead.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
If they said, where have you been, Fatty? Would you
go back?
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Wait they called me fatty, I'm asking you wait till
they see how ripped I get out of revenge?
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Why so close? Everybody's driving as close to my beautiful
hun day as they possibly can.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah, I should have been paddling around your pool. That
would have been great. You know, I'm a big advocate
for swim therapy. It's your whole body, it's low impact,
it's that blood flowing it works.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
But I I started taking a weird pill with human
gastric juices in it, and uh, it really works.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
What for?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
It's for recovery and gut health and body pain.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
Other people's gastric juices are good for your gut health.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
I know it seems gross, and it seems like I've
been getting medical advice from the you know at the
County you know what podcast, But I at the County Fair,
I'm told eat a lot of crispy tacos. Yay, Yeah,
memory problems, not even're ride the ferris wheel once a week.
(39:52):
But I ordered these pills because a friend of mine,
a skater, pell said, oh, these changed my life.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
He used to look like that.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
And he showed me a picture and it's a you
know a lot of it's vitamins, but there is apparently
peptide or parts of human derived substances in this pill.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
So it seems weird.
Speaker 5 (40:16):
Do you feel like a vampire because ultimately you are
taking someone else's essence for your own strength.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
I am moving to New Orleans. I will have a
roommate for four hundred years. I am a vampire. Sorry.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
The lead on that one, the roommate part is that
are you referencing interview with a vampire, like, yeah, you
remember them as being roommates.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah, they just slept in a bunk bed. Burden Ernie
were also vampires.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Everyone, No, is that true? Did you ever see them sleep?
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Did you all their scenes were shot at night because
they can't be up during the day. Did you know
that Sesame Street? Because Sesame Street was on HBO and
they can't canceled. They canceled Sesame Street and everyone lost
their shit. Netflix picked up Sesame Street. So now Netflix
gave them a big chunk of money and they're going
(41:09):
to air it for free on PBS again. So basically
Netflix questionable in terms of general morality. I would say
for business and different things.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
But he paying workers.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Also just like revealing numbers and basically bring back that stuff. Okay,
a monopoly, but I think that's huge.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Yeah, I mean, and also just putting it back on
PBS so the kids they make it and then the
kids get to see it who are supposed to be
seeing it.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, it's made for Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
If they're going to take away NPR, let's celebrate PBS.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Yeah, and then we'll get it back.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Everything, We're going to get it back everyone, guys, this
is the summer.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
We get it back.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
Yeah, it's a dark time right now, but summer is
going to change everything.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Push ups in the morning, proteins, vitamins, whatever Chris is
talking about.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
What was it?
Speaker 5 (42:06):
Beef tallow human endocrine system. You're eating us, You're eating
the the placenta from people's birth.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
What do you call it? Smoothie?
Speaker 5 (42:19):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (42:19):
Wait a second, is it from airwon?
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Uh? No? There.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
The fact that they were very expensive pills is the
reason I ordered them. And I took three and immediately
my back felt better. And I know it's not a
plaicity about thing because the twitches, uh, subsided?
Speaker 5 (42:37):
What do the pills promise like they're saying because of
this human derived we'll just call it the placenta that
you're eating.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
I swear it's gastric. It's gastric, human gastric U juice.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
I don't know what to call it. I'm not a doctor,
even though you know I wish I always was.
Speaker 4 (42:58):
Yeah, you very much.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, I just someone said, order these pills.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
They helped me with my knees and my feet and
my toes and all the things that I complain about.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Not on this podcast. Thank god, let's be honest. What
I do? Yeah a little bit.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Yeah, yeah, Well I'm gonna have to think of new
content because my body feels terrific.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Once I started eating.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
Cords, human.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Milical cords, and.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
I started eating other people's nervous systems for lunch.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
I'm sorry. Hey, I am a child of the night.
I am a thousand years.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Old I will eat your endocrine system.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Oh, this is my roommate.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
Give him, he's kind of pale. Don't get distracted, don't
stare into his eyes.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
I'm speaking of Tom Cruise. Were we I'm doing another
her green screen myself into a movie.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Great?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yes, great, And I'm very excited about this one because
we're focusing more on.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
The jokes and uh and plenty of jokes that last one.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah, We're doing The Firm, which is a more serious movie.
But well for Brimley there, it's really fun too. That's
such a good ida dissect, rearrange, make a new story
and in her green screen myself into this movie.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
It's gonna be a lot of work, but I'm very excited.
I don't know what. Ultimately, why we're doing it is The.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Firm, the one where Tom Cruise is married to who's
his wife? Is that Charlie's thrown? Is it? No?
Speaker 3 (44:47):
And I bambad with names?
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Uh it triplen it is yay, it is.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
She was the wife all throughout the nineties and two thousands.
Yesipstanding wife.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
Yeah really didn't. Yeah she's where's she been?
Speaker 5 (45:04):
She's probably just like in New England somewhere counting her
money and laughing.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Yeah, yeah, saying I got out fanning herself in a
wicker chair.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
But she was great, Yeah, she really was.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
There are a lot of holes in the It's fun
to watch a movie that has flaws and like kind
of edit them out.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Mmmm.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
That's what the I want to say for RELLI, the
the guys before them that made Airplane and Police Squad
fairly brothers.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yes, it's not brothers.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Suckers, suckers, sucker they Airplane was basically a script called.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Airport or something.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
It was some movie that was the ap oh okay, yeah,
and they did take that script and just add jokes,
which is when you're intimidated about writing a movie, which
let's be honest, it's not everyone can do it, and
uh I put myself in that category or I haven't
done it yet. Yes, But if you take an existing
(46:03):
script and move it around and fix things and this
scene and be better here, especially if this person says this,
it's really fun.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
It's a fun puzzle.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
Yeah, that's great. And then you have to worry about
the whole structure. You can be like you're not starting
from page one.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Right, right, and anyway, that's I'm going to I want
to be running right next.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
To Tom Cruise. That's the one thing that's your dream.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeah, there's a lot of So we have a green
screened treadmill just for running shots so I don't have
to actually run, and it's going to be really fun.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Do you have a series of running physical bits.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Yes, like in the last one, I fall down these stairs,
but we had to build a giant green ramp. Now
it's all treadmill technology.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Amazing.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Yeah, very excited. Can't wait. So look for me on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Will post clips from Instagram from Instagram, and you've got.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
To align your platforms.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yes, yes, I do. I need to.
Speaker 5 (47:10):
I think we need to wrap this up because now
we have to go get next week's guest, Christian Duguey.
That's like a teaser for next week.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yes, You're gonna love Christian who is on next week
it's episode why do I feel the need?
Speaker 3 (47:24):
That's exactly what you just said, and I repeated it.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
It's this thing men do a lot. It is I'm me,
explained you Mentroed. I already did the intro, but then
you came in Mentroed.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
Yes, everyone needs a good mentor in.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
The in the week between when the when the people
who are real dine our heads are listening.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Now you've got a week.
Speaker 5 (47:49):
Christian du Gay, who is our guest next week, has
a podcast called Valley Heat.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
Yes, that is so fucking funny. It's all about burbing
and living in the valley and uh, you gotta listen
to it. And then next week when he's on, you
will be a fan. Yeah, that's a friend.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
We haven't done that before. That's a good that's a
good warning.
Speaker 4 (48:09):
Where che's promoting to the future for our dinar heads.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
You're gonna love next week's episode, possibly more than this
one you've been listening to.
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Speaker 4 (48:57):
Thank you, Oh, You're welcome.
Hi Diner Sort Dinosaurs, got it, rolls off the tongue.
I have shows coming up very soon. June thirteenth and fourteenth.
I'll be in Denver at Denver Comedy Underground. Then on
June fifteenth, I'll be at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins,
two of my favorite places. Go to Chris Fairbanks dot
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com for tickets. Thank you and you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Are leaving?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Either way you want to be there, doesn't matter how
much baggage you claim and give us time and they
turn and all engage. We want to send you off
in star. We want to welcome you back home. Tell
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us all about it.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
We scared? Or was it fine?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Melbourne?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to Do
you need to ride?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
This is Chris Fairpigs and this is Karen colgarat We're
in a new mobile sound studio.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
This we're finally out of fascism and we're into.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
We're out of fascism in this car.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Oh just in the cars as writers in a.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Car, I thought you were speaking for the whole country. No, no, no,
consider the weight still on my shoulders.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I would have interrupted you and started the podcast with that.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Right right now, I'm just saying, car wise, we no
longer represent the worst of humanity, right Yeah, And it has.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
All the same benefits. We're in an electric, but this
one's four wheel drive.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
This is a fucking Hyundai Ionic that is truly one
of the coolest cars I've ever driven.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
And it's a Hyundai.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And you have little hooks up front in case you
need to hitch someone out of a ditch.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
When I go dune bugging this weekend, Are you still bahan?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I don't even give a shit. I just wear a
tank top and I make friends in the desert.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, Karen's been bahan and I that's how you hit bahan.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah, baha, yeah, yeah, accent on the yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
And I admired that you've kept it a secret this
whole time, all your shooting sandy rooster tails up in
the desert.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, that's right. Here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
You have to keep it a secret when you go
four wheeling, when you're a podcaster at four wheels.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
You just got to keep it under wraps or people
will storm the.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Track and then follow it up with the capital. I went.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
On a trip with a group of people that I
didn't know very well up to the desert and they
had a tiny little motorcycle with a back tire was
like had it was a sand specific back tire that
looked like the tread was just these mud flaps.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
And oh, yeah, I've seen those.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah it I didn't even know I remembered how to
ride a motorcycle. And I was zipping around in the
sand like if you fell, you just land in the sand.
So I thought, I'm gonna just zip around in this thing.
But there's dune buggies everywhere, and I was I. I
was going up a sand dune thinking, oh, I'll go
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up there and and do like a snowboardy turn and
shoot some sand in the air, and a dune buggy
jumps over my body.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It was that is the one time where I'm like, oh,
I'm a vulnerable skin sausage man. Yes, I'm a sack
of meat, and I should be thankful every day that
something bad didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Are there any and I've forgotten till now.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
So there are no rules of the road, like that
was your friend's motorcycle, And it's not like anyone's out
there telling people be careful of this, right blind hill.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It's certainly the bottle of whiskey that I had drank
that day. This was a simpler time in my life.
I'm like, well, I better drink whiskey because this makes
me nervous.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
H Well, it makes sense, And that is how like
those accidents happen, right, That's like, yes, when Nora's friends
were going to like clear Lake for the weekend and
they're like, Nora wanted to go because their friends down
had a boat, and my sister it was the funniest
but craziest reaction.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Morenre goes, hey, can I go to clear Lake with
so and So's parents? They have a boat.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
My sister screamed, no boats from like the couch right well,
in the craziest voice, because we know so many people
who have died in boating accents.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yes, it's the beginning. That's like the start of Friday
the thirteenth. Yeah, it wasn't boats that got them. It
was a disgruntled camper, wasn't it. So not really no, no,
but there were there was water foul play in the film.
And boats, yes, it's it's boats are very specific example
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of it's really really fun until suddenly it absolutely isn't.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeah, and same with I would imagine four wheeling and
like dune buggies and stuff. That's all like let's drink
some beers and get on these machines, which is like
great up to a point.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
But you are I mean, thank god that thank god
it happened the way it happened with you.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Right right now.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I'm I'm here to report, I'm thankful to be alive
and I but I did decide that day it wouldn't
become part of my lifestyle by hid as it has
with you.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Very good.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
But you're committed.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Now I'm committed. I'm sponsored by Hyundai.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It's really exciting you in a very childhood way.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I am actually jealous of you having this car. This
is I have test driven this car. I did not
know they made the big knobby tire, Like you can
go drive in the snow.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
With this car.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, this car is ready for whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I'm going to steal your car, Okay, like this.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
If if I say it out loud, like that they'll
be more lenient when you take me to court.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, it's like a poor man's copyright of jail.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yes, I told you I was going to steal it.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I said it on our mid size podcast You're on
or Let's.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I'll just say, they love that in court.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
When you go you're I don't care? Does anyone ever
say that in court? Look, I don't care? Or on
Seinfeld my favorite line that they say all the time
when they're fighting, which is what difference.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Does it make?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
And it makes me laugh so hard because it's such
a stupid thing. It's like, what difference does it make
that you said? What difference does it make? It's just
a nothing statement that's just like argumentative.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, I do not know. This is I might.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
What's happening?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
My it's summertime?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Here's what happened?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Where are you yelling?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
It wasn't me, It was my pocket computer in the summertime.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
My uh.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I know this sounds graphic, but my legs get a
little clammy and the side of my thigh can suddenly
mimic a fingertip through my underpants.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
The whitest part of your body is a fingertip. Yes,
through my underpants.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
You say, well, I.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Don't I think it's any coincidence that the other white
part of my body is a palm in my hand.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
So my my my thighs starts.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
The widest, not whitest.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Oh, the whitest part of my body.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I meant the widest.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
No, No, I keep my thighs nice and narrow. Yeah,
I don't know that. My phone interrupted. How they damn
computers in our pants, These damned computers.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I need to go get a cold dream.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, let's go to this mom and pop coffee shop.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Perfect, so excited to be a part of it. Thanks
so much.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I love you, and he loves us.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
You're so nice.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
I stole that from one of my high school friends.
And people are kind of like rude or brusque to
you in a situation like that, and then you go, okay,
I love you. It is it?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Actually I've been using it like killing people with kindness lately,
And is.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Like when they're getting mad and you just pretend that
the way they're acting is.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Totally normal and even keeled, and they realize the thing
that they usually do to get results isn't working, and
they get thrown off and then they just stop doing it.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Right.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I'm you know me though, I'm I'm can be explosively emotional.
I'm working on it. But it's been a good exercise
for me. It's like a version of working on myself
by infiltrating others.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yes, And I think that's exactly the mentality that you
need to get that work working, because it's not about
like you're basically going, I'm going to love them through
their behavior as opposed to identifying they're doing someth thing
to you, and you have to match that energy and
give it back, right, which is I'm same.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I mean, like that's how I was raised.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
It's like if someone if you do something to someone
in my family household and you're like, oh my god,
blah blah blah, they will yell back at you louder,
even though the guilty party, because that's just what everyone does.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yes, it was one of the first lessons I learned
as a young person. If there was like someone being
a bully and they're getting mad, you just show that
you can match that and then they're like, oh now
I respect you.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, but I like doing the opposite. You can do
the opposite mm hmm, and.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Which is actually kind of looking at them like you
think it's a little bit funny that they're acting that way.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, but not not making five.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I've done that before where I just like, ooh, this
car is zippy, right, I just felt my cheeks pull
back to my ears. I know it goes man, Okay,
It's it's like this is an elaborate advertisement for me,
I know, to get a matching car, and then it'll
makes sense that you and I don't.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
A lot of you don't know this. Karen and I
dress the same every episode.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah we do.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
We have a Letterman sweater. Hers has a k Mine
has a seat so.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Hot during summer, but we've gotta do it.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
What do you How do you feel about this heat?
A lot of people love summer.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
I have to say I'm excited because it feels like
it's been winter for too long. So in the last
like handful of days where it's getting like it remains
hot at night, I'm ready for that.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
I want it.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
I find it relaxing and a kind of like let's
all stop being so intense and like and like pedal
to the metal and like take it easy and maybe
have more fun.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Okay, that's what I am trying to do.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, I need to remember the traditional meaning of Christmas. Sorry,
summer summer, because right now it just means, oh my god,
is this has the sun gotten closer to us?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Because it really snuck up on me? It is this? Yeah,
the heat. I forgot that I prefer being cold to
being hot. Yeah I do too.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
It's not my choice, but if it's inevitable anyway, then
I'm like, Okay, well then I'm switching to flip flops.
Now I'm getting my first pedicure, my first public be
careful of who you're showing your feet to. Awareness, like
all those things that you don't have to worry about
for months and months, and suddenly it's like Star getting
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those regular manny petties. Right, needs more short sleeves, lineny
light shirts so I'm not like too hot.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh yeah, maybe I should look into some linen. M
linens are nice top to bottom stark white linen.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
And if we're going to do commercials on this episode,
I direct you to Quint's for linen's.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Oh yeah, go to Quin's for all your linen needs.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
They have a lot of summer linen. Clue well, here's
the cool thing. We love our new ad distribution partners.
iHeartRadio because they are the real deal. And they were like,
we think we're gonna for my favorite murder put you
into a collab with Hyundai, and we're like, that would
be rad. And in the first meeting their team was
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so cool and they're like, and I made a joke
of I have to make the Tesla trade in and
get a different car, and.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
They go, we'll get you a free car if you
want to.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oh wow.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
I was like immediately I go, I absolutely want one.
I absolutely like I'm not joking, I want one. And
then George just like I want one.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
And then it was like, oh, well, if you're gonna
do an AD, you might as well drive the car
and like the car and like have something to say.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I wish I could have been a fly on the
wall and that meeting so I could fly down and.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Go, this is me too, I want one to Well,
what I'm saying is if if we're like, if we
do a good enough job, who knows what could happen.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
It feels like the future is our own.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I appreciate it, but I'm not trying to say, hey,
get me one two, even though I accidentally said.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
That literally are word for word saying right what.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You came out of my mouth. I was like, hey,
I agree with the noises side just made with my head.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Be like everybody else in La well.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Jesus, hey, I did I think they were like, I'm
going to seamlessly go behind this car.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Our car was coming in this Yeah yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Was a sandwich situation.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
That was insane. Yeah that was that was a high
school student driving that car.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I yeah, Joe ahead, and we need to get away
from the trauma. It's worth blowing the yellow.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
What if I just stopped paying attention because I just
keep looking in the rooview mirror.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Wow, that was crazy.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
If listener, if Chris hadn't like pointed and said, hey, hey, hey,
like you just heard, we may have been lightly t
boned by a white car.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
When a car is coming.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I can never come up with the right words like
there's a car yep, or I always go hey hey hey,
or I go oh no, or I go stop, and
I just leave out a lot of the specifics. So
I'm glad finally my vague outburse it helped.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
It helped.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Okay, no, it's good.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
So just hey, hey, Hey. From here on out, Hey
hey Hey.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
And then I'm like what, it's sad Albert and You're like, no,
that car is going to crash into us.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
And then and then I do, and then I become
mushmouth is I couldn't take of another character.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I love sad Albert so much.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Also, why did Bill Cosby have to do in and
out throws from a garbage jump?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Like we needed a host and a narrator for fat Albert.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I guess I'm gonna admit right now, even though I'm
familiar with the animation and the characters, if they were
lined up, I'd be like, these are all members of
fat Albert's gang.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
I don't think I've ever watched It was really good.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
A lot of stuff about like hurting people's feelings and apologizing.
There's a lot of stuff about being like mean and
bullies and clickie and leaving people out and being considerate.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
It was like a great kids cartoon.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
If you're just tuning into our podcast for the first time.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Karen and I are both open about still being huge
fans of Bill cuts.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
When you get nostalgic, god damn it, It's okay because
I made the joke.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Well, I completely like memory hold that because he fucking
got arrested.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
He went to jail and then got out.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
I know, But it doesn't mean we can't still love
Raven Simone.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Right, Let's not punish fat Albert for Bill Crosby's crises,
even though there's the same person.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, and there's a lot of nice people that worked
on had show. Picture page Pages I watched because it.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Was about drawing.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
I loved picture pages and I was too old to
like it.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
My friend Katie Nuberger and I sent away for picture
Pages this summer. That summer and we were like in
fifth grade, and my mom goes, you're too old to
be doing this.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I was like, oh wait, they it was a program
that you signed up for, like sweet Pickles.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
You could like they would send you like a like
sweet Pickles, like for kind of Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
It's a green Volkswagen bus that comes to your house
and teaches you how to read. Hell yeah, I'm still
waiting on it.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Get some books.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
No, you could write in and they would send you
the picture pages to like write, to draw along with.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Or to do it along with him? Right, Okay, can
you sing the theme song.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Picture pages, picture pages, lots of fun with picture pages.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
To the Cosby does another picture page.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
With you and I he was everywhere?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Why why do I have that memorized? Why is it
that any jingle? It's because I was sat in front
of a television.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Linda Berry, the great cartoonist, and I've taken a bunch
of writing classes from her. She would make you do
all these writing exercises based on she would go. She
would go, what was your first childhood phone number? I've
told you this right and everyone knows it. And then
she goes, what was your phone number? Three phone numbers ago?
You have no idea how she goes. That's because when
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you're little, you've not done anything before, so every first
is huge. This is like every experience that you have
is on a map of compared to nothing, so it's.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
The biggest deal. And then as you get older and
you stack up experiences, they get less and less.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Right, unless you're starting, unless it's a like it was
a new childhood for me to start doing stand up,
So that first couple years I memorized. I still have
verbatim memorized so many other comics jokes, oh entirely and
I didn't realize it until I did Nate Crigg's show
(19:08):
at the Comedy Store where it's like joke covers, and
I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do.
So I just wrote down some comedian names and I
remembered so many jokes yep. And it was so much
fun and like nostalgic for me. But I can't there
are so many comics I still look up to and
I watch them perform. I don't have anyone's jokes no
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emblazoned into my brain.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Not anymore.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
But think about compared to when you first started, how
many more jokes you've heard as opposed to the first
six months, right, I mean yeah, if you've in the
first six months you heard a thousand jokes from different people,
you've now heard four hundred thousand jokes.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, yeah, I think that.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Also, the comics I have memorized their material, like San
Matis or No. I never opened for Sam Kinnison. They're
all comics I did like open for, and so I
watched them perform. Shows used to be for a while
it was Tuesday through Sunday, and some of those Saturdays
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were three shows, not just two.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, like you would.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Watch a comic up to ten times, so by the
end of the week, I'm like, I know their whole act.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I could do their jokes right now, and I don't
know why it's stuck in there.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
But because you love them. I love it's all funny jokes.
Do you have bad jokes memorized as well?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yes? Oh yeah, all of it.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah, yeah, the whole experience.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Yes, and I make name any names.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
There's a couple bad ones that are stuck in my
head where literally, if I'm laying around and I go
from looking at my phone too I haven't turned the
TV on yet, it'll like shoot through my head of
like some really hacky, kind of low joke guys that
did the same.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Bits every time.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Oh yeah, you're right, that are in there where you're like,
you're not even that that's not even like an accurate pun.
Like people that are like just kind of twisting a
word around and be like, can you believe I thought
of that?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
It's like, yes, I can, yeah, yeah, I can't even
remember my own bad jokes because I got them out
of my brain.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
I'm really enjoying this ice smoker.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I'm enjoying this unflavored cold coffee.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Ooo.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Sorry, I'm just in it for the jitters.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
I've been watching your content on TikTok.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Chris, you have, yes, you're you come across my for
you page because I follow you really and you're making
some wonderful content of your comedy on the road, And
I really think it's if you listen to this podcast.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
You need to follow Chris on TikTok because then you
can see what he's doing. Here is, let's be honest, lazy.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
When he's on stage on the road, he is wearing
a nice suit yep, and he does all different accents,
and he blacks out his front tooth.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
You gotta see it. You gotta follow him and see
the true artist.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I think you're watching someone else's video. Do you mean
you do that?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
You do a scarecrow character.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I whiten my teeth. Oh is that what you were
thinking of?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
You leave the one black thought.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
That's just you gotta have a test subject. It's been
a while since I was in a laboratory.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yeah. Oh, the control, the control.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
I have my control tooth and my white test teeth.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
You gotta keep one brown and you'll sit that in
a lot of small towns where someone you know that's
out during the day. It's winter, but they still have
their pajama bottoms on. Yeah, and they have one gray tooth.
They're just a scientist, Yeah, just trying to test the control.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah, thank you, I will.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Most of the videos I post. I'm more active on Instagram.
I sometimes forget about TikTok because that's more of a
source of entertainment for you go there every day that
I forget about it.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Don't forget about TikTok.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Oh, don't for forget about They forgot about dread.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
They did, and yet I need you not to.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Okay, I'll try to remember him as I moved my lips.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Here's the thing, though, I am the rare bird, and
I kind of am doing it for attention.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
But I'll yellow corn swallow.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
The tit mouse.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
It's better.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
I betterlack.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Wasn't a real bird.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
That was.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
It's more creative.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
But I.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I'm telling you, what were we talking about?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
The just that I'm not on Instagram and it actually
is not great.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
And I tried to start of what is it the
secret since finsta whatever it's called. Oh, just to just
be on there and see things, and I lost my
password or whatever it was. So I just am like
the way the majority of people that I know get
their stuff and see people and like, oh, did you
meet somebody to party and you like them?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
You want to just look them up and see what
they're like. I don't have any of them.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Instagram, so I'm
kind of disconnected.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
So there's a third party thing that allows you access
to Instagram or I thought you said something about Finsta
or something.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
I tried just to basically just do a different account,
so it was like, Okay, not my name and just
something where I could go and look at people or whatever,
like a spy, like a little weird wormy spy.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
But then I just like couldn't remember the password, and
I was like, I actually just don't care.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
I don't want to watch people setting up scenes for
themselves so that they can show people that they are
doing the thing they're most worried people think they're not doing,
or whatever people are doing.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Well, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
It's so funny that we're talking about this because years
ago I would have been like, what that's for teenagers
to stare at their phones. But we all do it,
and I'm admitting that I do it all the time.
But I will reassure you or confirm with you that
after a while, it just shows you stuff you.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Like, right, And so I'm not getting a lot of
dance moms.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Oh that's what you're really looking for, and you're not
getting it.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
That's why I got into the game for dance moms.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
You want to meet those moms that are torturing their
twelve year old daughters from a folding chair on the
side of the dance studio.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Yes, I'm into that. I'm into pageants, I know.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, I'm in the very specific vicariously watching bad parenting.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
That's one of the things I.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Go to my phone for child slap.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah, yes, I'm in the baseball Dad's no what No?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
That makes me think of the the most genius end
of the first Bad News Bear Bears movie where the
kid just fucking like walks everybody to fuck his dad over.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Oh do you remember that?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
No?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Is this the original Bad News Bears with Walter Matho,
Channing and Tatum O'Neill. I was Channing, Danum and the
guy who Kelly who went on to Win the Oscar
for Little Children.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Oh yeah, that Lee Harvey, Jack Carrol, Haley, Jock Carrol,
anyone that has their mental name in there.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
You're either a well known actor or a serial killer.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah, very good, Yeah, the best. I really liked him
in Uh break Away.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Oh, I love that movie so much. It really is
the best, the best. When he says to his son,
why are you crying? Did someone steal your wallet?
Speaker 5 (27:10):
My father laughed so fucking hard the first time we
watched it that it made me understand what comedy. It
made me understand like that comedy is for the listener,
have like that's his main concern. Yeah, so that is
such a like It's almost like he was going like
I would say something.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yeah, yeah, we're all fans of bad parenting.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Why are you crying when you steal your wallet? It's
so funny, Such a good movie.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I when I for years worked at Fuel TV at
the Fox Sports n Espaniol building, cool, one of the
many Fox buildings. It was across the street from what
is called the Bad News Bears baseball field where where
they actually shot it, right on Sepulvida, Oh, right.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Near the four or five.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
What and it's by the the galleria.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Now it's just in a weird kind of industrial area.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It's not I think it's the corner of Sepulvita and
maybe uh Santa Monica Boulevard, but it was.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
There's a big sign this is where they shot.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
And at the time, if I watched that movie, probably
in the background it's cornfields.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah, and now it's high rise buildings.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah they were.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
They were shooting from the freeway side. I guess, yeah,
that building would be in the background.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I suppose, But you have seen a movie or no.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I it's you know what, no, if I did, it
was in passing you know, where to go back and
forth in front of a TV.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
It holds up like it is so worth the rewatch.
It is not.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Even though it's from nineteen seventy seven or whatever year
it was from. It is consistently hilarious throughout. And it's
like an old drunk hating while he has to coach
their baseball team. It is so fuck and they say
really fucked up shit because that's literally what everyone was
doing back then. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah, like kids roasting each other, but.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
They were just like giving.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
They were just bullying each other and then of course
it all turns out to be like teamwork.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Yeah, it's very funny. Yeah, I will with one of
the most satisfying endings of all time.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I have a list of classic movies that I want
to reapproach. Okay, I barely made a dance.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
I watched Clifford the other I'd never seen Clifford with
Martin Short.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Oh huge, it is.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
He's really annoying, but he's so good, and Charles Groden
is so good. But it is not And at the
end there's like all these loose ends.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Aren't wrapped up. It's just not a great movie. It's like, wait,
he lost his job, but I yeah, there was.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I had a lot of questions at the end, and
then I realized it was just a simpler times slapstick Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
But yeah. Most of them are movies I've seen before,
but I've never seen.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
You got to see Bad News Bears, you got to
see I'm sure you've seen Midnight Run with Charles Groden
Roberts and Iron Guden Gruden. Have you ever seen Foul
Play with Chevy Chase and Goldie Han.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Oh, yes, it's I mean I was raised in Carmel,
where they I mean it's all shot there, like when
he gets thrown out of the car and rolls down
the Sandy Hill.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yeah, maybe that wasn't foul play. It was another Chevy
Chase Goldiehn vehicle.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
But they did a couple.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
It's all seems like old times. Yes, because that reminds
me of my youth.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Foul play was almost entirely in the city of San Francisco.
Oh okay, but they area they can do. They do
shoots all over. Yeah, we should get a shot list
and then we'll talk about it on a Yes.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yes, we're gonna do a very specific Just just pick
apart the script, tune in.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
For that.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
And enjoy.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Wow, it's nice.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
When they were Oh, mine says yump, my cup says yum,
Karen says, and joy Sabrina.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Did you get a message? No, the you know why
because they're like it's just water.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Like she didn't pay for that sheet a message?
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Oh they yeah, I mean I bet you they charged
us something for that cup and that ice.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I didn't get any Oh I did get an exclamation point.
I thought you maybe had to get some sugar in
there or something.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Also, it's pretty ironic to put yum on a cup
of iced coffee with no nothing in it.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's a sarcastic yum.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
They were being sarcastic.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, okay, here you go, dry mouth.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Well, it's it's one of those things where I had
a very perfect thing to say, you know, when you
That's why I don't wait my turn during conversations. I
jump on someone else because I'll forget my thing. A
lot of people think I'm being selfish or narcissistic, but
I just know I'm going to forget my point, and
(32:11):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
I learned not to do that. I don't like when
we overlap. I've been reprimanded for many times. I've cut
you off, and I'd like to apologize. You don't have to,
but it is at the expense. I've let a lot
of great ideas fly out the window.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I mean, have you ever thought of buying a notebook.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
A copy of the criteria, the DVD, the movie, the notebook.
I've not seen the notebook add.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
That to the world.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Oh god, wait, hold on, I think I've told you
the story, but I'll tell you again because that is
what we do on this podcast. Yeah, I went to
see the notebook with my ex and I didn't know
anything about it.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
And it was two.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Thousand and let's say six, uh huh, So my mom
was five.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Years into her Alzheimer's journey and we're watching this thing
and I'm like, I love Ryan Gosling, I love the
h she always looks like a Wendy to me. What's
that girl's name, Rachel wife, No, the girl that was
in the notebook with Ryan.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
God, I've never seen it.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Oh, Rachel McAdams, thank you, sperience, Rachel McAdams. They're great.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
All this is great, how cute a love story. And
then slowly but surely, I'm like, God, damn it, they
got me. Yeah, And I couldn't stop crying. And we
had to sit there. I've told you this right, We've
had to sit there in the theater while I had
to cry it out and get it out of my system,
as did about eight other pods of people who had
(33:48):
the exact exact same experience.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
It was awful.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
There is a random, probably not one of the Good
Planet of the Apes movies where James Franco is coming
up with a anti Alzheimer's medication and testing it on
Primates and his father has Alzheimer's and it's John Lethgow
(34:13):
who obviously had either done the research or had an
experience with like just the blank looks of Yeah. I
cried through that movie, and I think and I wasn't
a theater. I was the only one, Like people do
not You don't know when it's gonna kick in the gut.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Yes, and it.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Should if there's any warning content warning, and Alzheimer's story
should absolutely not be buried in secret so that you
slowly realize. Oh, Gina Rowlands and James Garner like that
reveal was so I was like, wait, no, hold on,
oh Jesus Christ. And I was so fucking furious. It
(34:57):
was just like, this is I'm already doing this. I
need to see a movie about.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
My actual life. I'm not doing this.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah, so mad.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
It's just like when they do those hyper realistic car
accidents and movies, all of a sudden, you're just in
a smashed car.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
I'm like, I don't I already been in car accidents.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
I don't like jump scares and I don't like jump. Hey,
you need to confront your emotions. Keep that out of
the movies.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
No jumping emotionally or physically.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Or vehicularly Yes, yeah, I'd like fair warning, like you
know this movie contains blinking lights that kind of a thing,
A disclaimer.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yes please, And I think they probably do do that.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Now, Chris, do you want to in person explain to
me why you were not at my birthday party?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I and you thank you for letting me off the hook.
I actually felt very bad.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
I usually things like party full the new evite type
meant they'd send you texts. I didn't get one from
the paperless post that, but I forgot number one. But
number two. I was that night laying on a heating
pad because I tweaked my back doing a skateboard thing.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
It's not important, but it was not the most painful
back thing.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I knew I wasn't in big trouble, but it was
spasming like I had restless legs syndrome, except it was
my back, so I shouldn't have mentioned my legs. I
had restless back syndrome, and it was it was bad
that it was bad the whole weekend.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
But I also forgot about the party. I'm just it.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I didn't even need to admit that, and I'm bummed
I missed your birthday. You came to mind, and I
was so happy you were there, and that's what I
kept thinking. But listen, oh wow, I didn't return the
exact favor.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
I it was a very last minute decision to have
a party. It was just like a handful of It
wasn't like that big of a deal. And when I
put that, I like, I didn't ask people Doris VP,
so there was no reminder of anything.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
I just did about as sloppy as I possibly could.
So it was very It was very slapped together.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
But what you would have loved is that Martha Kelly
had to work on Euphoria that night, so it was
like the last people and we were wrapping it up
and then the doorbell rings and at.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
One am, Martha Kelly rolls in.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Her hair dark.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
I was like, I'm sorry, it is the party over,
and I'm like, no, girl, get in her right now.
So we hung out with her a little bit of
all that at the very enst It was fun.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yes, I wish i'd been there. I did nothing.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
You will have the opportunity in the future.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
And also just the official anoun the pool heaters on
so it's a pool season.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
I honestly that That's exactly what I should have been doing,
is paddling around a pool.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Mm hmm, because.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
I'm stretching your back out.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, I mean I tried some stretching classes at my gym.
That just haunts me because I basically the car payment
I could be paying to have a nice carl like yours.
I put in the gymnasium and I haven't been going,
and I think about it, It'll pop into my head
and I flinch because I'm like, what am I doing?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
I haven't been there in like a week and a half. Yeah,
and when I go there, they're going to be like,
where have you been?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
And I'm like, stop body shaming me. I'm gonna jump
a few steps ahead.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
If they said, where have you been, Fatty? Would you
go back?
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Wait they called me fatty, I'm asking you wait till
they see how ripped I get out of revenge?
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Why so close? Everybody's driving as close to my beautiful
hun day as they possibly can.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah, I should have been paddling around your pool. That
would have been great. You know, I'm a big advocate
for swim therapy. It's your whole body, it's low impact,
it's that blood flowing it works.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
But I I started taking a weird pill with human
gastric juices in it, and uh, it really works.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
What for?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
It's for recovery and gut health and body pain.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
Other people's gastric juices are good for your gut health.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
I know it seems gross, and it seems like I've
been getting medical advice from the you know at the
County you know what podcast, But I at the County Fair,
I'm told eat a lot of crispy tacos. Yay, Yeah,
memory problems, not even're ride the ferris wheel once a week.
(39:52):
But I ordered these pills because a friend of mine,
a skater, pell said, oh, these changed my life.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
He used to look like that.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
And he showed me a picture and it's a you
know a lot of it's vitamins, but there is apparently
peptide or parts of human derived substances in this pill.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
So it seems weird.
Speaker 5 (40:16):
Do you feel like a vampire because ultimately you are
taking someone else's essence for your own strength.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
I am moving to New Orleans. I will have a
roommate for four hundred years. I am a vampire. Sorry.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
The lead on that one, the roommate part is that
are you referencing interview with a vampire, like, yeah, you
remember them as being roommates.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah, they just slept in a bunk bed. Burden Ernie
were also vampires.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Everyone, No, is that true? Did you ever see them sleep?
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Did you all their scenes were shot at night because
they can't be up during the day. Did you know
that Sesame Street? Because Sesame Street was on HBO and
they can't canceled. They canceled Sesame Street and everyone lost
their shit. Netflix picked up Sesame Street. So now Netflix
gave them a big chunk of money and they're going
(41:09):
to air it for free on PBS again. So basically
Netflix questionable in terms of general morality. I would say
for business and different things.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
But he paying workers.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Also just like revealing numbers and basically bring back that stuff. Okay,
a monopoly, but I think that's huge.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Yeah, I mean, and also just putting it back on
PBS so the kids they make it and then the
kids get to see it who are supposed to be
seeing it.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, it's made for Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
If they're going to take away NPR, let's celebrate PBS.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Yeah, and then we'll get it back.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Everything, We're going to get it back everyone, guys, this
is the summer.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
We get it back.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
Yeah, it's a dark time right now, but summer is
going to change everything.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Push ups in the morning, proteins, vitamins, whatever Chris is
talking about.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
What was it?
Speaker 5 (42:06):
Beef tallow human endocrine system. You're eating us, You're eating
the the placenta from people's birth.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
What do you call it? Smoothie?
Speaker 5 (42:19):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (42:19):
Wait a second, is it from airwon?
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Uh? No? There.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
The fact that they were very expensive pills is the
reason I ordered them. And I took three and immediately
my back felt better. And I know it's not a
plaicity about thing because the twitches, uh, subsided?
Speaker 5 (42:37):
What do the pills promise like they're saying because of
this human derived we'll just call it the placenta that
you're eating.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
I swear it's gastric. It's gastric, human gastric U juice.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
I don't know what to call it. I'm not a doctor,
even though you know I wish I always was.
Speaker 4 (42:58):
Yeah, you very much.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, I just someone said, order these pills.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
They helped me with my knees and my feet and
my toes and all the things that I complain about.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Not on this podcast. Thank god, let's be honest. What
I do? Yeah a little bit.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Yeah, yeah, Well I'm gonna have to think of new
content because my body feels terrific.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Once I started eating.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
Cords, human.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Milical cords, and.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
I started eating other people's nervous systems for lunch.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
I'm sorry. Hey, I am a child of the night.
I am a thousand years.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Old I will eat your endocrine system.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Oh, this is my roommate.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
Give him, he's kind of pale. Don't get distracted, don't
stare into his eyes.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
I'm speaking of Tom Cruise. Were we I'm doing another
her green screen myself into a movie.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Great?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yes, great, And I'm very excited about this one because
we're focusing more on.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
The jokes and uh and plenty of jokes that last one.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah, We're doing The Firm, which is a more serious movie.
But well for Brimley there, it's really fun too. That's
such a good ida dissect, rearrange, make a new story
and in her green screen myself into this movie.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
It's gonna be a lot of work, but I'm very excited.
I don't know what. Ultimately, why we're doing it is The.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Firm, the one where Tom Cruise is married to who's
his wife? Is that Charlie's thrown? Is it? No?
Speaker 3 (44:47):
And I bambad with names?
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Uh it triplen it is yay, it is.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
She was the wife all throughout the nineties and two thousands.
Yesipstanding wife.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
Yeah really didn't. Yeah she's where's she been?
Speaker 5 (45:04):
She's probably just like in New England somewhere counting her
money and laughing.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Yeah, yeah, saying I got out fanning herself in a
wicker chair.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
But she was great, Yeah, she really was.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
There are a lot of holes in the It's fun
to watch a movie that has flaws and like kind
of edit them out.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Mmmm.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
That's what the I want to say for RELLI, the
the guys before them that made Airplane and Police Squad
fairly brothers.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yes, it's not brothers.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Suckers, suckers, sucker they Airplane was basically a script called.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Airport or something.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
It was some movie that was the ap oh okay, yeah,
and they did take that script and just add jokes,
which is when you're intimidated about writing a movie, which
let's be honest, it's not everyone can do it, and
uh I put myself in that category or I haven't
done it yet. Yes, But if you take an existing
(46:03):
script and move it around and fix things and this
scene and be better here, especially if this person says this,
it's really fun.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
It's a fun puzzle.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
Yeah, that's great. And then you have to worry about
the whole structure. You can be like you're not starting
from page one.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Right, right, and anyway, that's I'm going to I want
to be running right next.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
To Tom Cruise. That's the one thing that's your dream.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeah, there's a lot of So we have a green
screened treadmill just for running shots so I don't have
to actually run, and it's going to be really fun.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Do you have a series of running physical bits.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Yes, like in the last one, I fall down these stairs,
but we had to build a giant green ramp. Now
it's all treadmill technology.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Amazing.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Yeah, very excited. Can't wait. So look for me on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Will post clips from Instagram from Instagram, and you've got.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
To align your platforms.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yes, yes, I do. I need to.
Speaker 5 (47:10):
I think we need to wrap this up because now
we have to go get next week's guest, Christian Duguey.
That's like a teaser for next week.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yes, You're gonna love Christian who is on next week
it's episode why do I feel the need?
Speaker 3 (47:24):
That's exactly what you just said, and I repeated it.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
It's this thing men do a lot. It is I'm me,
explained you Mentroed. I already did the intro, but then
you came in Mentroed.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
Yes, everyone needs a good mentor in.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
The in the week between when the when the people
who are real dine our heads are listening.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Now you've got a week.
Speaker 5 (47:49):
Christian du Gay, who is our guest next week, has
a podcast called Valley Heat.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
Yes, that is so fucking funny. It's all about burbing
and living in the valley and uh, you gotta listen
to it. And then next week when he's on, you
will be a fan. Yeah, that's a friend.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
We haven't done that before. That's a good that's a
good warning.
Speaker 4 (48:09):
Where che's promoting to the future for our dinar heads.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
You're gonna love next week's episode, possibly more than this
one you've been listening to.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Do you need a ride? D Yan All? This has
been an exactly right production.
Speaker 4 (48:36):
Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Mixed by Edson Troy.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
Theme song by Karen Kilgareff.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinear Podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
That's d y n Ar Podcast. For more information, go
to exactly rightmedia dot com.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Thank you, Oh, You're welcome.
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Karen Kilgariff
Chris Fairbanks
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