August 18, 2025 • 54 mins
This week, Chris and Karen talk about camp blood oaths, famous monkeys and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Are you leaving?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how
much baggage you claim and give us time and a
terminol e gaggi A.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We want to send you off in style.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.
We scared her? Was it fine? Mal porn? Do you
(00:49):
need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you
need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you
need to ride? Do your need do you ride?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Ride with Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need
a ride? Kamma, this is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Dot dot dot. This is Karen Kilgarriff. Exclamation point.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
That's how I talk now fun. I'm so used to dictating.
It does happen actually early morning if someone calls, I
might say kama.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Out loud to them. Because you're so used to dictating
your text.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I probably a lot of people do it. This might be,
I might be, this might be very relatable.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I think it is as well.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You know why, because my dad speaks to all of
his texts aloud. But I don't know he's doing it,
so I'll answer him, and then he gets mad because
then I appear on the text and he has to
start over. But he doesn't warn me that that's what
he's doing. So all of a sudden he'll go, uh, hey, Woody, uh,
what time do you want me over for dinner tomorrow night?
And I'm like, what, Dad, And then he's like, oh god,
(02:09):
I'm text just like, just give me a hold.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh he's dictating to someone else.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
All of a sudden, in silence, out of the blue,
he's talking to Woody, and I'm like, what's going on, Dad?
And then he's like, goddamn it.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
A part of me got excited because I thought your
dad's nickname for you was a woody, which bone is said,
toy story I am here for.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Do you know that my nickname is sissy and my
family that's what everybody in my family.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Calls really, yeah, what's the origin of that.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It's that my sister couldn't say sister or and she
couldn't pronounce my name when she was little, so she'd
say sissy. They everyone called her sissy so she could
say it too.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Did it always make you think of Sissy's basic?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Now most of the cousins called me siss so and
it's so weird because then like when I started doing
stand up and like, oh to San Francisco, moved to
La of course, no one not only did no one
call me that, but no one knew it, and I
kind of forgot it until some I'm sure it was
on a podcast or at a party in a conversation
(03:14):
and someone's like, did you have a family nickname? And
I'm like no, And then I was like, oh, wait,
yes I do. It's literally what to this day, everyone
in my family calls me yeah, it's it.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Gets a little confusing to outside or is outside the
family right when a cousin is calling you sis sis?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah, that's that doesn't track.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
But I'm not lying.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Unless there's banjos in the background, get it, I do.
How was your What's been going on?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well? I went to Palm Springs for the weekend to
get away because I like the desert but not super hot,
so it's like right before it gets summertime crazy hot.
So I just went there for like a relaxing weekend
out of town with a friend of the podcast, Zach
Noy Towers Fun and so we just like walked around
(04:04):
and ate and shopped and fucked around whatever didn't really
do anything at all. We went to the hotel pool
one day, which I've never kind of been in that culture.
I know you love it and you always go to
those pool parties.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
In Las Vegas still to this day.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
The uh there's one called like Prescription or something. It's like, anyway,
we did that one day. That was very funny. Or
it's like a very small pool and like sixty people
in it drinking, which I don't. It was hilarious. I
was just like, this is a world that I don't know,
so yeah, very fun But then when we went to leave,
(04:41):
I have this new I'm driving this hyunday and how
do I make us not super boring this? I can
charge this Hunday at my house using the old Tesla
charger I had. They made it so you can use it.
So I assumed I'd be able to use the Tesla
chargers out in the world, but you can't, and they
(05:01):
really they make it so you can't. Basically, so you like,
even though I had the correct shape charger, charger adapter
or whatever, they won't let you. It's like, we don't
recognize this vehicle on your account.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Now you have to drive around till you find a
Hondai specific charging station.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yes, well, there's just it's almost like Android and Apple,
so it's like Tesla and then everything else. So everything
else works because I have adapters for anything else, but
the other ones like Tesla. The longest I've ever waited
at a Tesla chargers twenty or twenty five minutes, like
on my drive up north. So I just assumed it
would all they would all be fast like that, right.
(05:38):
So we found one that was the Android version in
a parking structure, so we plugged it in and we
went to lunch for an hour or whatever. Came back
and my car said it had eleven hours of charging
left to get home. What So then we're like, oh fuck,
And then we're like we basically we were trying every
charger in town to try to charge up enough to
(05:59):
get back to La, and we had to leave Palm
Springs and go to the Cabazon outlets, and then there
I tried Tesla chargers, which it didn't work. That's why
I really realized, Oh, it doesn't matter if you have
an account whatever. It was just this thing where it
took us five hours to leave Palm spring.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's what my fear is and when I started thinking
about getting an electric car was about around the time
we thought the world was ending in a different way
than it is now.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, I like, if shit goes down and all of
our systems are crumbling, if you have an electric car
that can't be charged, that would make me so scared. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
But then if you had a gas powered car, you
could also probably not get gas because it would turn
into a mad mass situation exactly. But I will say this,
it was this is and I feel very bad because
I think Zach was being so nice during it, but
it was very stupid of me to think I was
just going to be able to like feel my way
through a whole new approach to charging the car, and
(07:04):
all I had to do was like look it up.
Finally he looked it up and it was like what
chargers go fast? Like what's the fastest one? And then
we had to like hunt down that brand of charger
and go find it and get it and finally, Sure.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
What scared me is I thought you're going to these
stations and the stations themselves were low on energy, like sorry,
we're slow today. I'm like, okay, that scares me. No,
on a systematic level. They're like, we're just out of energy. No, okay, good.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
That's there's plenty of energy. You just have to either
like get the app. There's always like an app involved.
You have to sign up somewhere where you're like I
was like, already, I've already had all of this on
the Tesla one. I should just be able to use that,
especially since it fits the outlet. But that was very
naive of me. That's not how capitalism works. It's like
(07:55):
they're not going to let everybody use the one thing.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Here's how it works. You sign up, it's a seven
day trial, you forget about it, you let them all accumulate,
and then one day you wake up and find out
you're subscribing to many, many different charging stations or whatever. Yes,
I lost a train of thought. I lost train of thought.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It's my fault. It's a boring topic, that is it.
It's I don't think you can dig interest out of this.
I don't. I've led us down at blind Alley, but
only to say it was kind of a dramatic, like
I really love this car, and there was a guy
like it was fun to drive, and that was it
was just my bad research.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Did you go off the road at all.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
No. But when we finally found the place we got
to charge at, which was the hugest relief, there was
this guy at the charging station next to us, and
then he as he's walking out, he says to Zach, Hey,
how do you like this car? And Zach's like, I
don't know. It's her car. And then he and I
start talking and he was like, this thing is a
beast and he was like walking around it and talking
(08:58):
about how Hyundai wins these like motocross things.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Now, oh okay, like.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
That Hyundai is actually really doing it and like a
really cool vehicle to have. But his was he drove
something else, so he wanted to know, like like how
it felt to drive and all that. Right, it's the
best car I've ever driven.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, it's fun to bond with.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And I am being paid to say that.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh yes, absolutely, I'm being paid by NASCAR to say that.
I want to relate to a guy that follows their sport, right.
For some reason, it's not until it happens that you
knew that was a void that needed to be.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Filled inside of you.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I want to bond with a motor sports guy.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, they're cool or you.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Want their approval. You don't know until you get it.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You know why, because the feeling I got when this
guy was talking about how cool this car was is
that he could tell it can tow thousands of pounds
of something like It seemed like he was talking about
a specific what is it fast in a drag race?
Or he knows the you of this car that I
would never use.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
It that way, right, And he probably was checking out
the hitch. He wanted to know the hauling power.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
This thing's a beast.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Look at the girth of the hitch. It's just like
betting on a racehorse. You'll look at the balls. That's
what David Hasselhoff told me.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh no, and you said this is actionable, sir. You
cannot have this conversation with rue hand me.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Michael Knight.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I don't like you like I liked you when I
was eight.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, ever since that drunk Hamburger video?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
What did you do this weekend?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I what did I do? What didn't I do? Let's
start with that list.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Great.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I did not build a new website, book any comedy.
I'm just kidding. I did a relaxing weekend of toying
with my voice modifying pedal machine, which is not intuitive.
There are settings in it where you can literally make
(11:04):
your voice sound like share from the believed song in
the Air tonight, Phil Collins. There's a Berry White setting,
but I probably won't be using those. I need someone
to sit with me in a studio setting or it
can be in a backyard, doesn't matter, and listen to
each song and help me modify because there's so many
(11:27):
different things you can add auto tune, sure and pitch
and everything, but there's like to match the song. There's
like radio garage type filters, and I think it will
really help. So I'm meeting with our old friend Drennan Davis,
who's very familiar just one day. Yes, and so we're
(11:50):
meeting and he's gonna get me ready so I can
go into this show with confidence.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Wonderful.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I'm not a singer. I don't claim to be, but
I am. I'm doing it again.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
So in a way, your actions claim to be.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yes yes from it. From if you are there, it
will appear to be that I'm the singer in a band.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I will have to announce periodically during the show this
next song. By the way, I'm a comedian that's next song.
I do want for some reason, I do want that disclaimer.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Now, can I make a comment?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yes, you may.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
You want that disclaimer because you think it's going to
get you some sort of mercy or grace from that audience. Right,
But if you keep reminding them of that, they will.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Turn Oh they're going to turn on me.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
They'll be like, okay, but if you mentioned it more
than once, they're going to be like, well, then get off.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I've honestly mastered it though, because I'm a comedian that
asks the audience to please question my professionalness. Periodic threw
out every sad and it's starting to work.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So it's the way that you say it. There's a wink.
I don't necessarily wink.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
But when you do stand up comedy, you're not being sincere,
whereas if you're doing music and you mean it even
a little bit. Don't give them that, Okay, don't give
them that part of your vulnerable areas. Okay, just do.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
It, Okay, And how do I say I'm I'm an
amazing stand up comedian, but today I'm singing.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
So they no one cares about what you can and
can't do it?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Do it that's what the other band. That's what the
other band members said the same advice.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Just do it, do it and punch the air as
you do it, and they will believe in you.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You're right, I do. I've gotten a lot of tips
on what to do with my hands because limply having
them at my waist.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Doing terminator two hands as are working.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, kind of like a character at the beginning of
a video game. I just sway back and forth and
say the trending catchphrases.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yes, you dress me hey girlypop, hey pop whoops. But
if you do, if you start with nervous hands, but
then you build into power hands, right, it gives the
audience something a focus on. There's like, oh, he's not nervous,
He's doing this is a little dance, right.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I do like toying with that, Yeah, like, oh, I
don't know if I know what I'm doing. Yeah, I do,
so I gotta yeah, And then the only thing that
is scaring. There are like three or four songs that
we have to do because they are quintessential skate rock songs. Yeah,
and there are classics and people get excited.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Do you want to name a couple?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Well, you It's funny because you wouldn't even know them.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
You don't know me, you don't know what I know.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
They are bands that literally look them up and it's
like karate I know that skateboarders are in the bands,
like it's it's bands that disbanded somewhere in the mid nineties.
But Circle Jerks, we Circle Jerks is a very good guess.
We aren't doing any circleture songs. I also would have
(15:02):
taken age in Orange.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
We are doing Agen Orange. What about fire Hose?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yes, I'm amazed that you said that, because it's not
a lot of people wouldn't guess fire Hose from the
album Raging full On. We are doing Brave Captain, Yes,
which famously is a song from a not Ascopus video
part that everyone remembers. So that is one of our
(15:28):
big songs that hell yeah, because of the way he sings.
Though I do have to like make the mic louder
for that song, and I think the pedal can do that.
So I'm because some of these songs I'm screaming and
then cut to a whispery Dinosaur Junior song and I'm like, Okay,
this is almost speaking level and they can't hear me.
(15:50):
So the fact that's the most valuable thing about this
this pedal is I can up the volume on it
with a click of a foot.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yes. Also, and not to be bossy, which is please
people who I am as you will.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You don't have a road manager, please come with us.
Well I really jumped a few steps there. I need
a boss.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Well, I would just say this it's and I but
only so will agree as being a singer. But mic
technique is everything. So if you start screaming with your
mouth close to the mic, then you're setting up a
thing where when you try to go do whisper things
close to the mic, it will sound less. But if
you do have the ability.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
To inherently because of certain jokes where I raise, I
think I know to choke up and down. Yes, as
they say in baseball, you know me and my.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Sports choke up all up and down.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
That I got to choke up a little. Yeah, and yes,
so I think you're right though when we because we
open with some high octane there is no bungle in
there that would be more as like a song in
a snowboard video. No offense all of snowboarding or Mike
Patton too much horn for the skate boys. If there's
(17:12):
gonna be any horn, it's gonna be old timey ska.
And if it's gonna be old time ska, probably not them.
Only Operation Ivy or something Ransom or something. Yeah, we
wouldn't get into the two tone era, third wave, third
wave of ska, but yes we I mean at one
(17:34):
point we were also singing the Juicy Fruit nineteen eighty
seven commercial jingle. So there are yeah, strap your snowboards on,
grab a ski juicy right, right. But it was such
a I don't think they'd bind.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Because it is promotional.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
It's old, it's an old one. It's just about promoting snowboarding.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Jim has steam coming out of his ears, He's fists
on his desk. God damn it. Don't they understand?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
But I'm all I need is because as I practice these,
I'm like, Okay, my voice just cracked. I'm going to
be terrible. If I had this machine, as I practice,
I'm going to I will fly there with the utmost confidence.
I just need it for myself.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
But now, can I just say this just a counterpoint, Yes,
as your therapist.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yes, and band manager and forget and band.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Manager and tour manager.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yes, I'm the boss.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Let the boys know. I'm I'm a commin that you
when your voice cracks, isn't that kind of skateboarding? Isn't
that kind of down home? Like just try and who
gives a share?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Trust me? There are songs where it gravels out and
starts to crack, and it's happening right when the actual
singer who did the song originally their voice cracks like
I've I've gotten really good at some of the songs,
and it is like a straining sound. But there are
songs where I'm singing just fine. They go up and
(19:07):
octave and something I realize I have something not in
common with that singer that I have no ability in
that range, and it just stops. So I have to
like change my voice, which is embarrassing. But if I
could click a pedal that adds a version of me
that's harmonizing in a higher tone, all of a sudden,
(19:30):
it sounds great and it is my voice, but it's
a layered you know, yeah, it like does these layered
echoe things. I'm really looking forward to it. I'm also
talking about it with no knowledge and having just barely
taken it out of the box.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
You were talking about it like it's going to solve
every problem in your life, and what I'm saying is
it doesn't need to, because if your voice cracks, no
one gives a shit.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
They're just having fun. Yeah, you're right, you're right, just
have fun. I know yere said than done, but I will.
I will.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
If you were saying that's me, I would get so
mad at I know.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I know, be yourself, Karen, right now, let's just be ourselves. No.
I hate her because sometimes myself is boring and talentless
and just wants to lay in bed during the day
with the lights off. That's me.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
And sometimes when I stand up to sing, all I
want to be is Jennifer Hudson and all I am
is Karen Kilgarreff. And it sucks. Yeah, And that's the
human condition. And the people in the audience are human,
so watching you go through a human condition, they don't
hate you for not being perfect. They love you for
not being perfect because that means they cannot be perfect.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I just thought it would be fewer people watching. There's
going to be like two hundred people there. I thought
it was going to be more like, oh, like fifty campers.
But it's actually a bigger show, and the bigger the audience.
Of course, I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Can you wear a little lone Ranger mask?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I do want to cover my face?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah? Yeah, me cap it? Put a plastic bag and
pull out the eye holes.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Maybe I yeah, I should. You're right. Maybe I could
distract people with costuming.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Or just what about a very what about a very
realistic wig so you know it's not your hair, but
nobody is going to be like, why is he wearing
that wig? They'd be like, oh, that's like he's got
a really nice prince valiant bob.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
You're right. Or then when I take the wig off
and I hang out the next day and I'm just skateboarding,
no one knows.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I won't get correct.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You're right, This costume or disguise is really starting to
make sense.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Your privacy is of the utmost importance.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I am going to say that in a in an
old English accent to most children that say, hey, good
job last night. My privacy is of the utmost important.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Please stand back, Please stand back, make way form a perimeter.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Around my wig. It king is hungry. You could do
a wig snatch on yourself and kind of as a
like Rue Paul's drag Race homage. The reveal that this
is not your real hair could be very fun. Oh yeah,
if you feel like you want to distract from imperfect sees?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Are you saying I should do my six wig trick
from the funniest person in Austin contest?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I think I really am.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Thank you, I will do it. Where do I acquire
six similar curly wigs?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I think it's easier than you think. I saw some wigs.
Oh it was Palm Springs in thrift stores where they
had like those short, kind of late sixties ladies wigs. Yeah,
real pixie ish.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, maybe I should wear a wig. I always thoughts
it distracts from being punk rock if you have curly hair.
I feel like it's the reason I could never really
be goth. I am wearing a cure shirt right now,
But then you're like my hair, and it's like that
guy probably loves the.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Beach, he's so sporty.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
He enjoys me cruises with his family. Yeah, but if
I was Goth, I'd have to have it straight.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
That's why I could never be goth is because I
would have to My hair just turns into like a
kind of a fifties nun Bob. Usually it curls under
everything curls under.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I have news for you. You are one of the
most goth adults I know.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh, thank you. Is it because I wear black shirts
all the time?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
It adds, it helps.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
It's laziness that isn't style. I'm just like, uh, here.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Maybe it's eyeball laziness. It takes a lot more your
rods and cones or that cornea. I'm not sure. It's
been a while, so it plays the doctor to process color.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
When did you get stripped of your doctor's license?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Well, it was around the time that I was surprising
people with hernia checks. That's yeah. That and you're not
supposed to practice medicine in alleys. No, but the passion
is still there, even though I'm no longer recognized by
(24:10):
the union, the doctor's union.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Uh, you know, you'll get there. You'll get back there someday.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I do people do like medical topic. I have a
video that I've never gone viral. You know, I want
to go viral?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Is it your hip video? I saw doing well?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
It's approaching one hundred thousand, and that's Instagram. It's harder,
you know, here is. Yeah, it's very exciting. I think
comedy clubs are going to take note well.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
And also you have a million bits that you could
clip and have do just as well. Yeah, I'm gonna
good you have good ideas.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Thank you, thank you. I'm excited, and thank you for
watching it.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
It was very much a medical thing, and I've talked
about it before.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
But again, don't you think it's like everybody has medical
shiit can talk about. They like it.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
That's what's been interesting is accidentally the comment section has
become a forum for people telling their stories. And also
I'm getting a lot of direct messages asking for advice,
which it is one topic that I am willing to
go on and on about because I am so happy
(25:23):
with what was done for me. So I've been I'm
in long. I've left some people hanging for this podcast.
I'm gonna get right back to it. I'm trying to
talk some people into getting their hip fixed.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
O good.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, because it changed my life for the better. Yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
It's a good clip. Also, maybe you want you should
now if you're getting that kind of heat refloat, the
one where you make people do the Nazi.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Salute, all right, yeah, so good, Yeah, maybe I shall.
I noticed people do that, yes, and like I've seen
this before, so they're just taking it down from there,
or you can scroll through and realize, oh, people are
posting things multiple times. Yes, that's pure the game, I guess.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Especially if like in my opinion the things I've seen
is like when the crowd gets into it and crowd
has a big reaction where it's just like it's worth
it to try to keep showing people like look the
people like it, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Think, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep doing it. Okay,
I'm gonna do it every other day because I you know,
I have a lot of I've been good about trying
to film lately. So yeah, if you if you look
at your phone at all for entertainment, do go to
my Instagram, which is.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Chris Fairbanks at instagram dot net.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
What I mean when we start promoting our own social
media on the podcast, you know, and by we I
mean me, but I thank you that you were doing
it for me.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
It is we got to that's the world that we
live in. It is whether we like it or not,
it is. And get those feet picks up to Chris.
I think that any way you can continue this momentum,
you gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I mean, I still have to put some solutions on
the nails that are not quite even toned as.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I'd like them to be.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
A little fungal nuh, I mean yes, and it's very
hard to get rid of.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
It's nothing I did, and it's all my left foot.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
It is something you did. You stood in the locker
room too long.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I guess I don't know what it is. I've tried.
I've tried, I been putting. I'm pretty good about it.
But yes, they aren't show ready yet.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
What is Wait? What if you write a bit about
having toenail fungus people start giving you advice in the comments,
That one goes crazy because again there's a lot of
shame around toenail fungus. Yes, yes, or people saying I've
had that too.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yes, here's the I should Yeah, that's the route I'm
going to go really relatively medical.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah you love it?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah I do, Yeah, you do. Yes, it's fun too,
that approval, which I share with most teenagers. I keep
looking at my phone. I'm like, huh, ten thousand more
people liked it. Yes, and it puts a spring in
my step and I start whistling.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
It's don't do that in the apple Achian Mountains.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
But that's great and well deserved. Thank you, You're welcome.
Do I appreciate it? Jesus Christ? Didn't that seem close?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah? I guess they feel like the city buses can
be more aggressive when they have giant Smurfs on the side.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, that's right. They're protected and powered by Rihanna as Smurf.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
At last night, I saw a promo for the new
Smurfs movie, and I don't like how they don't have
tiny little Smurf voices. They're just normal actor voices.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Oh that's weird.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, I mean clearly that's voice of an adult. What
are you doing?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
But they didn't do it, so they're kind of like,
we're gonna do the gritty new version.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah we all.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Now, brainy sounds like this, and clumsy like this, smurfit
like this, who does and Gargan SAgs like this and
oswel the cat sounds like this.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
I'm not going to do a cat noise.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
But why not?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I am triggered by Oh, I have twelve characters left
to go. I do not like the word meow oh,
and I do not like to act it out.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Okay, And it's when did this start?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I don't know, even though I'm a big fan of Conan,
when he would get rare, yeah, I don't like that. See,
And if it didn't start for you, it started today.
I don't like the rare like, oh, these women are
about to fight. I get so offended.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
You know who used to do that? A lot was
patent to me where I'd be like, fuck that, I
hate that shit and he'd be like, oh, I'm like no, no, no,
this is called having an opinion. You did it four
times and there was no reactions.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, yeah, I bet he doesn't do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I bet he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
And I bet there was a time where.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I went, do you think you did well? The nineties
were a very misleading era with stuff like that. Yes,
people were truly scared of women speaking out loud.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Right right. If there's any way the world's gotten a
little better, I think it's in that department. But what
do I know?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeh yeah, it move perfect, tag, I know?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
What do I know? But what do I really know
about any experience except my own?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Right?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Which is kind of what my hip bit is about.
I only know about my pain, right, I'm not going
to presume about your pain. You shouldn't or about Tea
Pain because I do not know it's music.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
But isn't it amazing that Tea Pain was like the
first auto tune and people were shitty to him about it, right,
not the first, but like the big And then he
came back and was like, oh do you want to
hear me sing? Is that your complaint? And then is
like the best singer and has cover He did a
cover of Crazy Train that Ozzy was like, this is
(31:21):
the best cover of Crazy Train.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Oh okay, I did see it. I didn't realize that
was te Pain.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Well, what I've learned from tinkering with the autotune thing,
it doesn't make up for I mean, you still have
to It's almost like it just adds an effect, but
you have to be able to sing, right, Yeah, it's
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
It's not like a filter that makes you perfectly beautiful.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Right Like the song where I'm having trouble getting to
a high note with auto tune, it's just a robot
having trouble with that note. Like it's still the issue
is still there. But I'm going to work on it.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Do you want to try to hit that note right now? Wait?
Was that? Is that? That song? Come to yes Zeppelin?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yes? Is it?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
No? I should we see it? That's the thing about
people ask what songs we're gonna do, and the only
one that would maybe be known for somehow you just
guessed it. There's Dayasaur Junior in fire Hose on there.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Stop doubting me being tapped into the skateboard world.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I am still very impressed. It's a specific time in
the skateboard world too. Not only did you tap the world.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I'm like Zelig, I was there. You just didn't see me.
I was in the background, but I was there when
all these things happened for the first time I shot
that video.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
It's amazing to me.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Some of the some of the bands, some of the
songs I like the most are bands that were never
heard of again, and you try and find, like have
been searching for the lyrics, they just don't exists.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah. Also, I think there's a probably an advantage I
have because my ex husband, who we both know, would
cut skateboard and snowboard videos to songs like that and
I would hear them constantly and sometimes even listen to
them simply because I mean that was for Fuse or whatever,
(33:23):
yea fuel, whatever it was. But I think I was
a little more immersed in the world than I even
understood for a while, right.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah, And when I worked on that show called The
Daily Habit, there were musical guests and I it's amazing,
now who was on that show that became a huge band?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Like?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Who oh, I mean.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
That's the one we ended up going to. Oh, Eve
go now, I know that's there. Sorry, Eve go, Eve.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Got that's a line from Wally his little robot girlfriend
girlfriend named Eve.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I interrupted you. I'm sorry, it's all.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Right, it's all right. We were on the road to nowhere. Yeah,
we don't sing that song.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Wait, you were saying, you were saying the band Phoenix
played on Fuse.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, bands like that that weren't huge at the time
but then blew up.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
And it's funny that that's the only example I could. Boy,
if you just said, hey, name a band, I would go,
I don't beatles, you know. Yes, it's hard for me.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I remember that's like whenever when people ask me what
my favorite book is, and I just say.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
The Da Vinci Coast. Yeah, yeah, it's easy.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, I come at him with the Outsiders. Yeah, something
I written in sixth grade. Uh. The best thing we
had happened though, is uh Riza from Wu Tang came
and did not have his DJ Something happened flights wise
and we had two artists booked that day, Reza and
(35:10):
a band called The Waves, which is kind of yeah
two v's yeah yeah, and they said, well, we'll learn
whatever song it is, and they spent like ten minutes
learning liquid swords, I believe. Yeah, and the joy on
(35:32):
Rizza's face, well, he's kind of doing a song where
he has to have tough, tough guy face. He kept
looking back at these skater teenagers at the time, and
they did it so perfectly. And it's still on YouTube
Waves with rizzah Yeah. Yeah, it's the one like fuel
(35:52):
TV video that that wasn't scoured from the Internet and
taken down. Yeah, it's it's it was such a cool thing.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
That's the magic of like true musicians where literally on
the line where they can do that, and it's kind
of that thing where it's like this is we know
a basic chord progression, this isn't as hard as it
looks from the outside, but it also takes that willingness
and that kind of like everybody jump in and like
(36:21):
make it happen. I mean, that's the that's a lovely
I love.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
That crossover, especially with a with a band. Like when
I saw Wu Tang at the Hollywood Bowl, they cheered like,
who here was born in the eighties, and there's a
little cheering here is born in the nineties, And then
when they said seventies, the entire place freaked out. I
just realized, Oh, I'm surrounded by people my age, and
(36:48):
I remember when I was a kid hearing these songs
for the first time. But Waves were a band that
was in I mean, they weren't around it all right,
and so the fact that they you know, just gets
passed around.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
If it's good, that's right, Yeah, it doesn't go away.
That's like me beyond Mister Show. In the late nineties,
early two thousand's, two thousand and three, I start working
on Ellen, a daily show. I'm there five years when
I leave, So nothing else happened in my life except
for trying to do this job correctly. When I leave,
(37:21):
I come back out and in the meantime, Mister Show
was released on DVD. So all these college students right
there was like a new batch of people that liked
Mister Show from the Ridge. And suddenly I would walk
down the street and people would be like, hey, are
you and Mister Show? And it was the weirdest, like
that was such an obscure, one off thing that I
(37:44):
was like, Oh, that's just a fun thing we got
to do. And then the DVD came out and it
was like a generation, the next generation got to see it.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, and it's so cool. For me, it was just
a tape that was floating around like faces of Death. Yeah,
and I got my hands on it. And I never
grew up in a house with HBO unless my dad
where to climb up on the pole in the backyard
and looking up himself, which.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
He did do.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Uh, and yeah, it was it was Uh. When I
first met you, I was like, oh my gosh, its shell.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
It was such a credit. I mean, I really lucked out.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, it's really cool. You're good on it. Thank you,
Everyone's well Instagram. And then I tell you, hey that
that member that sketch you did where you're playing a
blind girl. You're good in it.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Thank you. Yep, that was I was just like, please God,
let me remember all my lines. I realized, like I
in college loved being in place, but as I got older,
I'm just like I can't. I think whether it's ADHD
or just like pure nerves of actually being on a
TV show or something, it's just like so fucking hard
for me to memorize lines. I just can't do it.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah, it is hard for me as well. And I'm
willing to write things on my shoe, on my hand. Yeah,
just an initial to trigger what I am supposed to say.
I need those little devices.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
But don't you think if we had quieter minds overall,
it wouldn't be that hard, if we just didn't think
so much about being sure that we know what other
people are thinking and all that shit, and just actually focused.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Right. Yeah, I wish there was a pedal I could
click on that turned down the volume of my mind.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
This machine, you're putting a lot into this machine. You
have a lot of expectations.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Machine, Please do my taxes and make me feel emotionally
comfortable in crowds.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Machine, Machine watch TV with me.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yes, I'm very excited. When is that I do the
shows at the camp on the ninth.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
And it's a men's sleep away golf camp.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
It's skateboarding mostly, okay, and yes it is. So it's
Mount Hood, Oregon fun and it'll be really fun. And
then I go to another camp in Pennsylvania to do
stand up for skateboarders.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Just make sure you don't join a militia of any kind.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Please, No, No, We're just only allowed on the campus.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Because you guys are having a loneliness epidemic, and I
think it just people make wrong choices. So when you're
all in your camping gear standing around a fire, just
be careful what blood oaths you take?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Right? Please? Right? Yeah? Well, the only fire I've ever
stood around is one where you toss a log in
to accept his name.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
You're going to go full Christian commitment.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I mean that's the only way you can get a
seat by the fire. Like, Okay, what do I say
when I toss this log?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Did I accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior?
Speaker 2 (40:55):
I did that last week? Okay, here we go again. No,
it's a sin to do it more than one. Why
didn't my atheist parents teach me these things?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Where is the pamphlet?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (41:07):
I got a pamphlet I think it was Jovah's witness,
So it was like, are you ready for the final judgment?
And I was just it was sitting on my like
I don't know what you call that foyer table or
your davenport sorry to yeah, yes, and it's just like
you are you ready for the end? Or it's like,
I mean kind of yeah. Isn't this the end anyway?
(41:28):
Isn't this what we're kind of staring down? That's why
it's so scary.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
At the end. I was born ready, Yeah, yay, Yeah,
it's uh. I don't know that I am, but it
doesn't matter. I read a thing recently that there was
a woman getting a cat scan trying to figure out
what was wrong with her brain. During the cat scan,
passed away, so they had, for the first time ever
(41:54):
a scan of someone's brain activity upon death, and her
entire brain was lit up. So they know now that
when you die, you do all of your memories come back.
Your life does indeed flash before your eyes. Wow, it
was part of the brain that has memories. I know
that sounds like I just made it up, but it
was the memory lobe, if you will, great all going
(42:17):
off so hey, I'm just saying it's something to look
forward to.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
So that kind of thing where people have maybe out
of body experiences or they think something majestic happen, it's
just truly their brain, like their brain hard drive dumping
all the information that it's.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
A yeah or or I think that the disappointing thing
we all hear when we're young is that we only
use ten percent of our brain. But I guess right when,
right when we die, we get to see more of it,
which is something to look forward to. I'm this is
just a silver lining.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, don't forget when you're down and
feeling blue, don't forget there's a final slideshow that you're
going to.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah, and it's really good and you're in it.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
You're in most of it. Yeah, it's yours.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Do you want to be a star then die?
Speaker 1 (43:10):
No, you have to live and then when you die
later it just separate from you and kind of like
whatever fate decides. Yes, that's when it pays off. You
have to live live.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Live, Yeah, time, and then you know later on there's
time to laugh and love.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yes, but live, live, live, live, get that necklace first,
then after the fact, maybe there's some laughter. Hopefully there's
some love.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
The only problem is it's film we're talking about. It
is a very short film.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeah it is. It's a quick one.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah, well that's five second film.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
It's a flush before your eyes style. Yeah. Yeah, doesn't
seem like we drove so far away?
Speaker 2 (43:50):
It does.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
But actually I need to make this right up here.
I hope I beat this bus.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Oh, there'll be less aggressive. There aren't smurfs on the side.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Doesn't it seem like someone just smoked pot?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
It does, And I think that means a skunk has
passed away.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Oh what do a skunks life flashing before his eyes
look like?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Oh? Just all the different dogs he could have farted gas.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Onto, Just a series of upset dog faces.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah, memories of that time that it painted itself black
and had a love affair with a black cat.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
With the stripe down its back because it walked under
a painter's do not cross area. Right, of course, I
wish I could explain this cartoon.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yes, you all know what happened.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
You were there for the sexual assault or pepula pew
and all.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Of his exploits so aggressive.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
So wouldn't take no for an answer.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
And we were supposed to just children watching that behavior. Yeah,
assuming so much about the French.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
People very very unhealthy for everybody involved, mostly the French.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yes, we'd like to apologize France for assuming so many
things about you because of our cartoon skunks.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
That's right, we love your Fries. We don't want you
to be mad at us.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Beautiful tower and even though I don't know what you're saying,
it sounds wonderful.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
It does. So I heard a thing because there's a
lot of people who try to learn conversational French so
that they can go and like on their big trip
to Paris, they can at least say where's the bathroom
or sure? Sure? And most Americans are like their French
are so mean about like you, you always sound like shit.
They don't like it, and then it turns out somebody
(45:40):
didn't wrote an article about it. Because when you are
a young person in the French school system and you
try to speak English, the teachers are super mean about it,
and it's like you're always terrible, and they're just really
punishing so that you get really good at English, because
it's almost like accept no failures in English.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Oh, so they're just kind of taking that to the
streets with you.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
They've already been kind of traumatized them. This is what
you do to people to help them speak better is
just you're vicious, and that's just what that's the set point.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Oh really, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Think it's a good at least it's if they're not
just choosing to be mean.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Right. I gotta go and find out for myself. I
gotta go somewhere. Ye learn a little bit of the
language as it pertains to bathrooms the water. What is
your name and how are you?
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Me zapatos is moi bonita? Paramatto is MOI fail?
Speaker 1 (46:44):
My What was the first thing you said? My shoes
are very good, para are very beautiful. Para fail because
my cat is.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Ugly, very ugly. My shoes are beautiful, but my cat
is my cat is very ugly.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
And that's what you can say. That's yeah, that's the
choice you have for something.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
I mean, it's what it's what came to me now,
I'm just showing off. No, I do I support it.
I mean, I took Spanish in college. I forgot it all.
I went to Costa Rica. A log was in a
wave and hit me on the ankle. So then I
just sat in the house for fourteen days and talked
to the kid who managed the property, and he was
(47:33):
like pulling, like lifting up things and saying what they
are in Spanish and asking me like he wanted to
learn English. And it was such a cool, like my
brain was pulling things out of the recesses of my
mind without me needing to die in an MRI machine
just to like teach him things. It was so fun.
(47:56):
And by the end of that two weeks we were
converse stationally talking. We were friends nice. It was really cool.
And then of course you.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Were conversationally talking about only the objects in the room.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah, yeah, exactly it honestly, yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
It was. It was tough. You don't need much more.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
No, No, he was like taking a part a motorcycle.
I was like learning about the motorcycle and learning Spanish.
It was great. I missed that kid.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Write him a letter.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
I want to, I do. I've thought about him a lot. Uh.
This kid like managed this house and took care of
the property, but he also did other things in town,
and I think some of them maybe were against the law,
but he was. He took us to a party, me
and my friend because we were bored one night and
(48:46):
pulled up to this warehouse in the middle of a
field where people were like fighting with Someone had a
homemade weapon with nails in at the end of a
at the end of a board, and they're gonna I
was like swinging a mace and they were trying to
hit each other, and he showed up and whistled and
they were like sorry, and they like cowered at the
(49:08):
presence at this five foot eight kid. And I'm like, oh,
we're with like a head hauncho. And then everyone in
the party stared at us, like who are these guys,
And he made an announcement. I don't know what he said,
and everyone was super nice to us.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
Oh he's oh, we're with Like these guys' shoes are
very beautiful.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Yeah, that's where I got it. He said, say hello
to my friends, the ugly shoe and the beautiful cat.
And someone brought u spears and it was such a
great time dancing.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
And how long ago?
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Oh this was I mean two thousand and twelve.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Oh yeah, quite a ten maybe quite a.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Time ago, yes, quite some time ago.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Time to go back revisit. That man has a family.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Now it's funny when like, oh, totally that that man
is uh has.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Children, that man is the star of Narcos.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
He has no But I am the same person as
I am now. But yeah, it was. It was the
only thing that they tell you about that I was
excited about that was not fun was the howlder monkeys.
There are monkeys that are quite mischievous, and all the
(50:29):
food and kitchens are like outside of a house sometimes
and they just opened the fridge and took all our
food like we bought food, and they stole things. You'd
be out in the ocean surfing, they'll grab your bag
and run away with it like they are like looking
for stuff, and they are mean and not scared of you.
(50:49):
And I'm like, I don't. I always wanted a little
monkey to jump on my shoulder and be my friend.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
And no, I mean, I think we all have sense
the Curious George days where you're just like this monkey
is hilarious. Yes, he takes drugs, he loves spaghetti. I
want to party with him. He loves the jungle like
I do. Yeah, great times. That's not real monkeys.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
No, they're not even the stars. Did I did a
little thing with the monkey from Friends he threw his
shit a thing.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah, he doesn't want to be an actor. No, that's
the problem.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Yeah, yeah, you're right, that's what it is. Yeah. I
tried so hard with that monkey, like I know we're
going to be friends, and it just didn't happen. It
just didn't happen. I know, I'm nicer to him than
Shwimmer was. I mean just because of uh well I.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Know myself to be you know, you're nicer than Swimmer.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I don't know. Maybe he's great with monkeys.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
This is a challenge to David Schwimmer, come on this
podcast and defend your character.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
Finally I get to have a monkey competition with a
star Swims.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
He was so good in The People versus O. J. Simpson.
He played Robert Kardashian and he was fucking great.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Really, I don't remember him being great.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
How dare you? First of all, secondly, you're right he was.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
I was distracted by how good Sarah Paulson was as Marcia.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
Crossmarrusia Marsha Marsha.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Marcia Gay Harden along they gave there was a screenshot
because she's a friend of my girlfriends, and so we're
taking pictures like yay, you're on.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
That's thing.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
I took a picture and her bangs were perfect, six
six six no, three curls in a row, and it
looked like a sixty sixty six on her forehead, but
it was just the hair. But they were so perfect
that I'm like, okay, makeup, it's definitely goth. They put
a six six sick. That was great. Ah. I love
(52:55):
hidden messages and bangs, don't you.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
I love to search for Satan everywhere I look. He's there,
he is there.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
Never know, he's always listening.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
He's always in the bangs.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
They'll be bad.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
This was delightful, one.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
Of our better episodes.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
I think so too.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
I'm sorry we never got to our guest in the back.
Oh sorry, uh, David Trimmer, I forgot you were back there.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
He Actually we talked about you like you were going
to defend your honor, but you could have done it
this time. We just won't let you answer.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
Yeah, yeah, I just kind of what are the chances
that I started talking about someone in there in the
back seat?
Speaker 1 (53:38):
Yeah, well, I guess that's it makes sense. You were
thinking of him.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Right right, Yeah, just now on the front of my brain.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Anyway, No one really cares about that show.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
So yeah, you're right, Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
It doesn't really matter, it doesn't. It's not equally as
popular today as it was twenty five years ago.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
Oh what, you're talking friends.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
And talking friends and yeah, I'm being sarcastic because it is.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
Yeah it is. I was gonna it's so funny. Your
sarcasm is so dry. Look away, Okay, we gotta go
and start a new episode. And so this is the
concludes this one you've been listening to. Do you need
to write by?
Speaker 1 (54:18):
And here?
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Oh I'm so excited for the next one. Yeah, this
has been an exactly right production.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Mixed by Edson Choy.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Theme song by Karen Kilgareth.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,
and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
N Ar Podcast. For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia
dot com.
Speaker 1 (54:52):
Thank you, Oh you're welcome.
Are you leaving?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how
much baggage you claim and give us time and a
terminol e gaggi A.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
We want to send you off in style.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.
We scared her? Was it fine? Mal porn? Do you
(00:49):
need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you
need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you
need to ride? Do your need do you ride?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Ride with Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need
a ride? Kamma, this is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Dot dot dot. This is Karen Kilgarriff. Exclamation point.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
That's how I talk now fun. I'm so used to dictating.
It does happen actually early morning if someone calls, I
might say kama.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Out loud to them. Because you're so used to dictating
your text.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I probably a lot of people do it. This might be,
I might be, this might be very relatable.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I think it is as well.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You know why, because my dad speaks to all of
his texts aloud. But I don't know he's doing it,
so I'll answer him, and then he gets mad because
then I appear on the text and he has to
start over. But he doesn't warn me that that's what
he's doing. So all of a sudden he'll go, uh, hey, Woody, uh,
what time do you want me over for dinner tomorrow night?
And I'm like, what, Dad, And then he's like, oh god,
(02:09):
I'm text just like, just give me a hold.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh he's dictating to someone else.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
All of a sudden, in silence, out of the blue,
he's talking to Woody, and I'm like, what's going on, Dad?
And then he's like, goddamn it.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
A part of me got excited because I thought your
dad's nickname for you was a woody, which bone is said,
toy story I am here for.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Do you know that my nickname is sissy and my
family that's what everybody in my family.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Calls really, yeah, what's the origin of that.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It's that my sister couldn't say sister or and she
couldn't pronounce my name when she was little, so she'd
say sissy. They everyone called her sissy so she could
say it too.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Did it always make you think of Sissy's basic?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Now most of the cousins called me siss so and
it's so weird because then like when I started doing
stand up and like, oh to San Francisco, moved to
La of course, no one not only did no one
call me that, but no one knew it, and I
kind of forgot it until some I'm sure it was
on a podcast or at a party in a conversation
(03:14):
and someone's like, did you have a family nickname? And
I'm like no, And then I was like, oh, wait,
yes I do. It's literally what to this day, everyone
in my family calls me yeah, it's it.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Gets a little confusing to outside or is outside the
family right when a cousin is calling you sis sis?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah, that's that doesn't track.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
But I'm not lying.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Unless there's banjos in the background, get it, I do.
How was your What's been going on?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well? I went to Palm Springs for the weekend to
get away because I like the desert but not super hot,
so it's like right before it gets summertime crazy hot.
So I just went there for like a relaxing weekend
out of town with a friend of the podcast, Zach
Noy Towers Fun and so we just like walked around
(04:04):
and ate and shopped and fucked around whatever didn't really
do anything at all. We went to the hotel pool
one day, which I've never kind of been in that culture.
I know you love it and you always go to
those pool parties.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
In Las Vegas still to this day.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
The uh there's one called like Prescription or something. It's like, anyway,
we did that one day. That was very funny. Or
it's like a very small pool and like sixty people
in it drinking, which I don't. It was hilarious. I
was just like, this is a world that I don't know,
so yeah, very fun But then when we went to leave,
(04:41):
I have this new I'm driving this hyunday and how
do I make us not super boring this? I can
charge this Hunday at my house using the old Tesla
charger I had. They made it so you can use it.
So I assumed I'd be able to use the Tesla
chargers out in the world, but you can't, and they
(05:01):
really they make it so you can't. Basically, so you like,
even though I had the correct shape charger, charger adapter
or whatever, they won't let you. It's like, we don't
recognize this vehicle on your account.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Now you have to drive around till you find a
Hondai specific charging station.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yes, well, there's just it's almost like Android and Apple,
so it's like Tesla and then everything else. So everything
else works because I have adapters for anything else, but
the other ones like Tesla. The longest I've ever waited
at a Tesla chargers twenty or twenty five minutes, like
on my drive up north. So I just assumed it
would all they would all be fast like that, right.
(05:38):
So we found one that was the Android version in
a parking structure, so we plugged it in and we
went to lunch for an hour or whatever. Came back
and my car said it had eleven hours of charging
left to get home. What So then we're like, oh fuck,
And then we're like we basically we were trying every
charger in town to try to charge up enough to
(05:59):
get back to La, and we had to leave Palm
Springs and go to the Cabazon outlets, and then there
I tried Tesla chargers, which it didn't work. That's why
I really realized, Oh, it doesn't matter if you have
an account whatever. It was just this thing where it
took us five hours to leave Palm spring.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's what my fear is and when I started thinking
about getting an electric car was about around the time
we thought the world was ending in a different way
than it is now.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, I like, if shit goes down and all of
our systems are crumbling, if you have an electric car
that can't be charged, that would make me so scared. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
But then if you had a gas powered car, you
could also probably not get gas because it would turn
into a mad mass situation exactly. But I will say this,
it was this is and I feel very bad because
I think Zach was being so nice during it, but
it was very stupid of me to think I was
just going to be able to like feel my way
through a whole new approach to charging the car, and
(07:04):
all I had to do was like look it up.
Finally he looked it up and it was like what
chargers go fast? Like what's the fastest one? And then
we had to like hunt down that brand of charger
and go find it and get it and finally, Sure.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
What scared me is I thought you're going to these
stations and the stations themselves were low on energy, like sorry,
we're slow today. I'm like, okay, that scares me. No,
on a systematic level. They're like, we're just out of energy. No, okay, good.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
That's there's plenty of energy. You just have to either
like get the app. There's always like an app involved.
You have to sign up somewhere where you're like I
was like, already, I've already had all of this on
the Tesla one. I should just be able to use that,
especially since it fits the outlet. But that was very
naive of me. That's not how capitalism works. It's like
(07:55):
they're not going to let everybody use the one thing.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Here's how it works. You sign up, it's a seven
day trial, you forget about it, you let them all accumulate,
and then one day you wake up and find out
you're subscribing to many, many different charging stations or whatever. Yes,
I lost a train of thought. I lost train of thought.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It's my fault. It's a boring topic, that is it.
It's I don't think you can dig interest out of this.
I don't. I've led us down at blind Alley, but
only to say it was kind of a dramatic, like
I really love this car, and there was a guy
like it was fun to drive, and that was it
was just my bad research.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Did you go off the road at all.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
No. But when we finally found the place we got
to charge at, which was the hugest relief, there was
this guy at the charging station next to us, and
then he as he's walking out, he says to Zach, Hey,
how do you like this car? And Zach's like, I
don't know. It's her car. And then he and I
start talking and he was like, this thing is a
beast and he was like walking around it and talking
(08:58):
about how Hyundai wins these like motocross things.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Now, oh okay, like.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
That Hyundai is actually really doing it and like a
really cool vehicle to have. But his was he drove
something else, so he wanted to know, like like how
it felt to drive and all that. Right, it's the
best car I've ever driven.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, it's fun to bond with.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And I am being paid to say that.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh yes, absolutely, I'm being paid by NASCAR to say that.
I want to relate to a guy that follows their sport, right.
For some reason, it's not until it happens that you
knew that was a void that needed to be.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Filled inside of you.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I want to bond with a motor sports guy.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, they're cool or you.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Want their approval. You don't know until you get it.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You know why, because the feeling I got when this
guy was talking about how cool this car was is
that he could tell it can tow thousands of pounds
of something like It seemed like he was talking about
a specific what is it fast in a drag race?
Or he knows the you of this car that I
would never use.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
It that way, right, And he probably was checking out
the hitch. He wanted to know the hauling power.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
This thing's a beast.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Look at the girth of the hitch. It's just like
betting on a racehorse. You'll look at the balls. That's
what David Hasselhoff told me.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh no, and you said this is actionable, sir. You
cannot have this conversation with rue hand me.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Michael Knight.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I don't like you like I liked you when I
was eight.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, ever since that drunk Hamburger video?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
What did you do this weekend?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I what did I do? What didn't I do? Let's
start with that list.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Great.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I did not build a new website, book any comedy.
I'm just kidding. I did a relaxing weekend of toying
with my voice modifying pedal machine, which is not intuitive.
There are settings in it where you can literally make
(11:04):
your voice sound like share from the believed song in
the Air tonight, Phil Collins. There's a Berry White setting,
but I probably won't be using those. I need someone
to sit with me in a studio setting or it
can be in a backyard, doesn't matter, and listen to
each song and help me modify because there's so many
(11:27):
different things you can add auto tune, sure and pitch
and everything, but there's like to match the song. There's
like radio garage type filters, and I think it will
really help. So I'm meeting with our old friend Drennan Davis,
who's very familiar just one day. Yes, and so we're
(11:50):
meeting and he's gonna get me ready so I can
go into this show with confidence.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Wonderful.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I'm not a singer. I don't claim to be, but
I am. I'm doing it again.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
So in a way, your actions claim to be.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yes yes from it. From if you are there, it
will appear to be that I'm the singer in a band.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I will have to announce periodically during the show this
next song. By the way, I'm a comedian that's next song.
I do want for some reason, I do want that disclaimer.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Now, can I make a comment?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yes, you may.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
You want that disclaimer because you think it's going to
get you some sort of mercy or grace from that audience. Right,
But if you keep reminding them of that, they will.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Turn Oh they're going to turn on me.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
They'll be like, okay, but if you mentioned it more
than once, they're going to be like, well, then get off.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I've honestly mastered it though, because I'm a comedian that
asks the audience to please question my professionalness. Periodic threw
out every sad and it's starting to work.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So it's the way that you say it. There's a wink.
I don't necessarily wink.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
But when you do stand up comedy, you're not being sincere,
whereas if you're doing music and you mean it even
a little bit. Don't give them that, Okay, don't give
them that part of your vulnerable areas. Okay, just do.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
It, Okay, And how do I say I'm I'm an
amazing stand up comedian, but today I'm singing.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
So they no one cares about what you can and
can't do it?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Do it that's what the other band. That's what the
other band members said the same advice.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Just do it, do it and punch the air as
you do it, and they will believe in you.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You're right, I do. I've gotten a lot of tips
on what to do with my hands because limply having
them at my waist.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Doing terminator two hands as are working.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, kind of like a character at the beginning of
a video game. I just sway back and forth and
say the trending catchphrases.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yes, you dress me hey girlypop, hey pop whoops. But
if you do, if you start with nervous hands, but
then you build into power hands, right, it gives the
audience something a focus on. There's like, oh, he's not nervous,
He's doing this is a little dance, right.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I do like toying with that, Yeah, like, oh, I
don't know if I know what I'm doing. Yeah, I do,
so I gotta yeah, And then the only thing that
is scaring. There are like three or four songs that
we have to do because they are quintessential skate rock songs. Yeah,
and there are classics and people get excited.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Do you want to name a couple?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Well, you It's funny because you wouldn't even know them.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
You don't know me, you don't know what I know.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
They are bands that literally look them up and it's
like karate I know that skateboarders are in the bands,
like it's it's bands that disbanded somewhere in the mid nineties.
But Circle Jerks, we Circle Jerks is a very good guess.
We aren't doing any circleture songs. I also would have
(15:02):
taken age in Orange.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
We are doing Agen Orange. What about fire Hose?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yes, I'm amazed that you said that, because it's not
a lot of people wouldn't guess fire Hose from the
album Raging full On. We are doing Brave Captain, Yes,
which famously is a song from a not Ascopus video
part that everyone remembers. So that is one of our
(15:28):
big songs that hell yeah, because of the way he sings.
Though I do have to like make the mic louder
for that song, and I think the pedal can do that.
So I'm because some of these songs I'm screaming and
then cut to a whispery Dinosaur Junior song and I'm like, Okay,
this is almost speaking level and they can't hear me.
(15:50):
So the fact that's the most valuable thing about this
this pedal is I can up the volume on it
with a click of a foot.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yes. Also, and not to be bossy, which is please
people who I am as you will.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You don't have a road manager, please come with us.
Well I really jumped a few steps there. I need
a boss.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Well, I would just say this it's and I but
only so will agree as being a singer. But mic
technique is everything. So if you start screaming with your
mouth close to the mic, then you're setting up a
thing where when you try to go do whisper things
close to the mic, it will sound less. But if
you do have the ability.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
To inherently because of certain jokes where I raise, I
think I know to choke up and down. Yes, as
they say in baseball, you know me and my.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Sports choke up all up and down.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
That I got to choke up a little. Yeah, and yes,
so I think you're right though when we because we
open with some high octane there is no bungle in
there that would be more as like a song in
a snowboard video. No offense all of snowboarding or Mike
Patton too much horn for the skate boys. If there's
(17:12):
gonna be any horn, it's gonna be old timey ska.
And if it's gonna be old time ska, probably not them.
Only Operation Ivy or something Ransom or something. Yeah, we
wouldn't get into the two tone era, third wave, third
wave of ska, but yes we I mean at one
(17:34):
point we were also singing the Juicy Fruit nineteen eighty
seven commercial jingle. So there are yeah, strap your snowboards on,
grab a ski juicy right, right. But it was such
a I don't think they'd bind.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Because it is promotional.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
It's old, it's an old one. It's just about promoting snowboarding.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Jim has steam coming out of his ears, He's fists
on his desk. God damn it. Don't they understand?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
But I'm all I need is because as I practice these,
I'm like, Okay, my voice just cracked. I'm going to
be terrible. If I had this machine, as I practice,
I'm going to I will fly there with the utmost confidence.
I just need it for myself.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
But now, can I just say this just a counterpoint, Yes,
as your therapist.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yes, and band manager and forget and band.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Manager and tour manager.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yes, I'm the boss.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Let the boys know. I'm I'm a commin that you
when your voice cracks, isn't that kind of skateboarding? Isn't
that kind of down home? Like just try and who
gives a share?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Trust me? There are songs where it gravels out and
starts to crack, and it's happening right when the actual
singer who did the song originally their voice cracks like
I've I've gotten really good at some of the songs,
and it is like a straining sound. But there are
songs where I'm singing just fine. They go up and
(19:07):
octave and something I realize I have something not in
common with that singer that I have no ability in
that range, and it just stops. So I have to
like change my voice, which is embarrassing. But if I
could click a pedal that adds a version of me
that's harmonizing in a higher tone, all of a sudden,
(19:30):
it sounds great and it is my voice, but it's
a layered you know, yeah, it like does these layered
echoe things. I'm really looking forward to it. I'm also
talking about it with no knowledge and having just barely
taken it out of the box.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
You were talking about it like it's going to solve
every problem in your life, and what I'm saying is
it doesn't need to, because if your voice cracks, no
one gives a shit.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
They're just having fun. Yeah, you're right, you're right, just
have fun. I know yere said than done, but I will.
I will.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
If you were saying that's me, I would get so
mad at I know.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I know, be yourself, Karen, right now, let's just be ourselves. No.
I hate her because sometimes myself is boring and talentless
and just wants to lay in bed during the day
with the lights off. That's me.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
And sometimes when I stand up to sing, all I
want to be is Jennifer Hudson and all I am
is Karen Kilgarreff. And it sucks. Yeah, And that's the
human condition. And the people in the audience are human,
so watching you go through a human condition, they don't
hate you for not being perfect. They love you for
not being perfect because that means they cannot be perfect.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I just thought it would be fewer people watching. There's
going to be like two hundred people there. I thought
it was going to be more like, oh, like fifty campers.
But it's actually a bigger show, and the bigger the audience.
Of course, I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Can you wear a little lone Ranger mask?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I do want to cover my face?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah? Yeah, me cap it? Put a plastic bag and
pull out the eye holes.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Maybe I yeah, I should. You're right. Maybe I could
distract people with costuming.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Or just what about a very what about a very
realistic wig so you know it's not your hair, but
nobody is going to be like, why is he wearing
that wig? They'd be like, oh, that's like he's got
a really nice prince valiant bob.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
You're right. Or then when I take the wig off
and I hang out the next day and I'm just skateboarding,
no one knows.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I won't get correct.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You're right, This costume or disguise is really starting to
make sense.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Your privacy is of the utmost importance.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I am going to say that in a in an
old English accent to most children that say, hey, good
job last night. My privacy is of the utmost important.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Please stand back, Please stand back, make way form a perimeter.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Around my wig. It king is hungry. You could do
a wig snatch on yourself and kind of as a
like Rue Paul's drag Race homage. The reveal that this
is not your real hair could be very fun. Oh yeah,
if you feel like you want to distract from imperfect sees?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Are you saying I should do my six wig trick
from the funniest person in Austin contest?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I think I really am.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Thank you, I will do it. Where do I acquire
six similar curly wigs?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I think it's easier than you think. I saw some wigs.
Oh it was Palm Springs in thrift stores where they
had like those short, kind of late sixties ladies wigs. Yeah,
real pixie ish.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, maybe I should wear a wig. I always thoughts
it distracts from being punk rock if you have curly hair.
I feel like it's the reason I could never really
be goth. I am wearing a cure shirt right now,
But then you're like my hair, and it's like that
guy probably loves the.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Beach, he's so sporty.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
He enjoys me cruises with his family. Yeah, but if
I was Goth, I'd have to have it straight.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
That's why I could never be goth is because I
would have to My hair just turns into like a
kind of a fifties nun Bob. Usually it curls under
everything curls under.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I have news for you. You are one of the
most goth adults I know.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh, thank you. Is it because I wear black shirts
all the time?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
It adds, it helps.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
It's laziness that isn't style. I'm just like, uh, here.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Maybe it's eyeball laziness. It takes a lot more your
rods and cones or that cornea. I'm not sure. It's
been a while, so it plays the doctor to process color.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
When did you get stripped of your doctor's license?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Well, it was around the time that I was surprising
people with hernia checks. That's yeah. That and you're not
supposed to practice medicine in alleys. No, but the passion
is still there, even though I'm no longer recognized by
(24:10):
the union, the doctor's union.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Uh, you know, you'll get there. You'll get back there someday.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I do people do like medical topic. I have a
video that I've never gone viral. You know, I want
to go viral?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Is it your hip video? I saw doing well?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
It's approaching one hundred thousand, and that's Instagram. It's harder,
you know, here is. Yeah, it's very exciting. I think
comedy clubs are going to take note well.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
And also you have a million bits that you could
clip and have do just as well. Yeah, I'm gonna
good you have good ideas.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Thank you, thank you. I'm excited, and thank you for
watching it.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
It was very much a medical thing, and I've talked
about it before.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
But again, don't you think it's like everybody has medical
shiit can talk about. They like it.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
That's what's been interesting is accidentally the comment section has
become a forum for people telling their stories. And also
I'm getting a lot of direct messages asking for advice,
which it is one topic that I am willing to
go on and on about because I am so happy
(25:23):
with what was done for me. So I've been I'm
in long. I've left some people hanging for this podcast.
I'm gonna get right back to it. I'm trying to
talk some people into getting their hip fixed.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
O good.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, because it changed my life for the better. Yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
It's a good clip. Also, maybe you want you should
now if you're getting that kind of heat refloat, the
one where you make people do the Nazi.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Salute, all right, yeah, so good, Yeah, maybe I shall.
I noticed people do that, yes, and like I've seen
this before, so they're just taking it down from there,
or you can scroll through and realize, oh, people are
posting things multiple times. Yes, that's pure the game, I guess.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Especially if like in my opinion the things I've seen
is like when the crowd gets into it and crowd
has a big reaction where it's just like it's worth
it to try to keep showing people like look the
people like it, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Think, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep doing it. Okay,
I'm gonna do it every other day because I you know,
I have a lot of I've been good about trying
to film lately. So yeah, if you if you look
at your phone at all for entertainment, do go to
my Instagram, which is.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Chris Fairbanks at instagram dot net.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
What I mean when we start promoting our own social
media on the podcast, you know, and by we I
mean me, but I thank you that you were doing
it for me.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
It is we got to that's the world that we
live in. It is whether we like it or not,
it is. And get those feet picks up to Chris.
I think that any way you can continue this momentum,
you gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I mean, I still have to put some solutions on
the nails that are not quite even toned as.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I'd like them to be.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
A little fungal nuh, I mean yes, and it's very
hard to get rid of.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
It's nothing I did, and it's all my left foot.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
It is something you did. You stood in the locker
room too long.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I guess I don't know what it is. I've tried.
I've tried, I been putting. I'm pretty good about it.
But yes, they aren't show ready yet.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
What is Wait? What if you write a bit about
having toenail fungus people start giving you advice in the comments,
That one goes crazy because again there's a lot of
shame around toenail fungus. Yes, yes, or people saying I've
had that too.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yes, here's the I should Yeah, that's the route I'm
going to go really relatively medical.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah you love it?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah I do, Yeah, you do. Yes, it's fun too,
that approval, which I share with most teenagers. I keep
looking at my phone. I'm like, huh, ten thousand more
people liked it. Yes, and it puts a spring in
my step and I start whistling.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
It's don't do that in the apple Achian Mountains.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
But that's great and well deserved. Thank you, You're welcome.
Do I appreciate it? Jesus Christ? Didn't that seem close?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah? I guess they feel like the city buses can
be more aggressive when they have giant Smurfs on the side.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, that's right. They're protected and powered by Rihanna as Smurf.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
At last night, I saw a promo for the new
Smurfs movie, and I don't like how they don't have
tiny little Smurf voices. They're just normal actor voices.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Oh that's weird.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, I mean clearly that's voice of an adult. What
are you doing?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
But they didn't do it, so they're kind of like,
we're gonna do the gritty new version.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah we all.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Now, brainy sounds like this, and clumsy like this, smurfit
like this, who does and Gargan SAgs like this and
oswel the cat sounds like this.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
I'm not going to do a cat noise.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
But why not?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I am triggered by Oh, I have twelve characters left
to go. I do not like the word meow oh,
and I do not like to act it out.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Okay, And it's when did this start?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I don't know, even though I'm a big fan of Conan,
when he would get rare, yeah, I don't like that. See,
And if it didn't start for you, it started today.
I don't like the rare like, oh, these women are
about to fight. I get so offended.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
You know who used to do that? A lot was
patent to me where I'd be like, fuck that, I
hate that shit and he'd be like, oh, I'm like no, no, no,
this is called having an opinion. You did it four
times and there was no reactions.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, yeah, I bet he doesn't do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I bet he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
And I bet there was a time where.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I went, do you think you did well? The nineties
were a very misleading era with stuff like that. Yes,
people were truly scared of women speaking out loud.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Right right. If there's any way the world's gotten a
little better, I think it's in that department. But what
do I know?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeh yeah, it move perfect, tag, I know?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
What do I know? But what do I really know
about any experience except my own?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Right?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Which is kind of what my hip bit is about.
I only know about my pain, right, I'm not going
to presume about your pain. You shouldn't or about Tea
Pain because I do not know it's music.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
But isn't it amazing that Tea Pain was like the
first auto tune and people were shitty to him about it, right,
not the first, but like the big And then he
came back and was like, oh do you want to
hear me sing? Is that your complaint? And then is
like the best singer and has cover He did a
cover of Crazy Train that Ozzy was like, this is
(31:21):
the best cover of Crazy Train.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Oh okay, I did see it. I didn't realize that
was te Pain.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Well, what I've learned from tinkering with the autotune thing,
it doesn't make up for I mean, you still have
to It's almost like it just adds an effect, but
you have to be able to sing, right, Yeah, it's
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
It's not like a filter that makes you perfectly beautiful.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Right Like the song where I'm having trouble getting to
a high note with auto tune, it's just a robot
having trouble with that note. Like it's still the issue
is still there. But I'm going to work on it.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Do you want to try to hit that note right now? Wait?
Was that? Is that? That song? Come to yes Zeppelin?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yes? Is it?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
No? I should we see it? That's the thing about
people ask what songs we're gonna do, and the only
one that would maybe be known for somehow you just
guessed it. There's Dayasaur Junior in fire Hose on there.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Stop doubting me being tapped into the skateboard world.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I am still very impressed. It's a specific time in
the skateboard world too. Not only did you tap the world.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I'm like Zelig, I was there. You just didn't see me.
I was in the background, but I was there when
all these things happened for the first time I shot
that video.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
It's amazing to me.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Some of the some of the bands, some of the
songs I like the most are bands that were never
heard of again, and you try and find, like have
been searching for the lyrics, they just don't exists.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah. Also, I think there's a probably an advantage I
have because my ex husband, who we both know, would
cut skateboard and snowboard videos to songs like that and
I would hear them constantly and sometimes even listen to
them simply because I mean that was for Fuse or whatever,
(33:23):
yea fuel, whatever it was. But I think I was
a little more immersed in the world than I even
understood for a while, right.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah, And when I worked on that show called The
Daily Habit, there were musical guests and I it's amazing,
now who was on that show that became a huge band?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Like?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Who oh, I mean.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
That's the one we ended up going to. Oh, Eve
go now, I know that's there. Sorry, Eve go, Eve.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Got that's a line from Wally his little robot girlfriend
girlfriend named Eve.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I interrupted you. I'm sorry, it's all.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Right, it's all right. We were on the road to nowhere. Yeah,
we don't sing that song.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Wait, you were saying, you were saying the band Phoenix
played on Fuse.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, bands like that that weren't huge at the time
but then blew up.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
And it's funny that that's the only example I could. Boy,
if you just said, hey, name a band, I would go,
I don't beatles, you know. Yes, it's hard for me.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I remember that's like whenever when people ask me what
my favorite book is, and I just say.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
The Da Vinci Coast. Yeah, yeah, it's easy.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, I come at him with the Outsiders. Yeah, something
I written in sixth grade. Uh. The best thing we
had happened though, is uh Riza from Wu Tang came
and did not have his DJ Something happened flights wise
and we had two artists booked that day, Reza and
(35:10):
a band called The Waves, which is kind of yeah
two v's yeah yeah, and they said, well, we'll learn
whatever song it is, and they spent like ten minutes
learning liquid swords, I believe. Yeah, and the joy on
(35:32):
Rizza's face, well, he's kind of doing a song where
he has to have tough, tough guy face. He kept
looking back at these skater teenagers at the time, and
they did it so perfectly. And it's still on YouTube
Waves with rizzah Yeah. Yeah, it's the one like fuel
(35:52):
TV video that that wasn't scoured from the Internet and
taken down. Yeah, it's it's it was such a cool thing.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
That's the magic of like true musicians where literally on
the line where they can do that, and it's kind
of that thing where it's like this is we know
a basic chord progression, this isn't as hard as it
looks from the outside, but it also takes that willingness
and that kind of like everybody jump in and like
(36:21):
make it happen. I mean, that's the that's a lovely
I love.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
That crossover, especially with a with a band. Like when
I saw Wu Tang at the Hollywood Bowl, they cheered like,
who here was born in the eighties, and there's a
little cheering here is born in the nineties, And then
when they said seventies, the entire place freaked out. I
just realized, Oh, I'm surrounded by people my age, and
(36:48):
I remember when I was a kid hearing these songs
for the first time. But Waves were a band that
was in I mean, they weren't around it all right,
and so the fact that they you know, just gets
passed around.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
If it's good, that's right, Yeah, it doesn't go away.
That's like me beyond Mister Show. In the late nineties,
early two thousand's, two thousand and three, I start working
on Ellen, a daily show. I'm there five years when
I leave, So nothing else happened in my life except
for trying to do this job correctly. When I leave,
(37:21):
I come back out and in the meantime, Mister Show
was released on DVD. So all these college students right
there was like a new batch of people that liked
Mister Show from the Ridge. And suddenly I would walk
down the street and people would be like, hey, are
you and Mister Show? And it was the weirdest, like
that was such an obscure, one off thing that I
(37:44):
was like, Oh, that's just a fun thing we got
to do. And then the DVD came out and it
was like a generation, the next generation got to see it.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, and it's so cool. For me, it was just
a tape that was floating around like faces of Death. Yeah,
and I got my hands on it. And I never
grew up in a house with HBO unless my dad
where to climb up on the pole in the backyard
and looking up himself, which.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
He did do.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Uh, and yeah, it was it was Uh. When I
first met you, I was like, oh my gosh, its shell.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
It was such a credit. I mean, I really lucked out.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, it's really cool. You're good on it. Thank you,
Everyone's well Instagram. And then I tell you, hey that
that member that sketch you did where you're playing a
blind girl. You're good in it.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Thank you. Yep, that was I was just like, please God,
let me remember all my lines. I realized, like I
in college loved being in place, but as I got older,
I'm just like I can't. I think whether it's ADHD
or just like pure nerves of actually being on a
TV show or something, it's just like so fucking hard
for me to memorize lines. I just can't do it.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah, it is hard for me as well. And I'm
willing to write things on my shoe, on my hand. Yeah,
just an initial to trigger what I am supposed to say.
I need those little devices.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
But don't you think if we had quieter minds overall,
it wouldn't be that hard, if we just didn't think
so much about being sure that we know what other
people are thinking and all that shit, and just actually focused.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Right. Yeah, I wish there was a pedal I could
click on that turned down the volume of my mind.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
This machine, you're putting a lot into this machine. You
have a lot of expectations.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Machine, Please do my taxes and make me feel emotionally
comfortable in crowds.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Machine, Machine watch TV with me.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yes, I'm very excited. When is that I do the
shows at the camp on the ninth.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
And it's a men's sleep away golf camp.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
It's skateboarding mostly, okay, and yes it is. So it's
Mount Hood, Oregon fun and it'll be really fun. And
then I go to another camp in Pennsylvania to do
stand up for skateboarders.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Just make sure you don't join a militia of any kind.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Please, No, No, We're just only allowed on the campus.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Because you guys are having a loneliness epidemic, and I
think it just people make wrong choices. So when you're
all in your camping gear standing around a fire, just
be careful what blood oaths you take?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Right? Please? Right? Yeah? Well, the only fire I've ever
stood around is one where you toss a log in
to accept his name.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
You're going to go full Christian commitment.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I mean that's the only way you can get a
seat by the fire. Like, Okay, what do I say
when I toss this log?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Did I accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior?
Speaker 2 (40:55):
I did that last week? Okay, here we go again. No,
it's a sin to do it more than one. Why
didn't my atheist parents teach me these things?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Where is the pamphlet?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (41:07):
I got a pamphlet I think it was Jovah's witness,
So it was like, are you ready for the final judgment?
And I was just it was sitting on my like
I don't know what you call that foyer table or
your davenport sorry to yeah, yes, and it's just like
you are you ready for the end? Or it's like,
I mean kind of yeah. Isn't this the end anyway?
(41:28):
Isn't this what we're kind of staring down? That's why
it's so scary.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
At the end. I was born ready, Yeah, yay, Yeah,
it's uh. I don't know that I am, but it
doesn't matter. I read a thing recently that there was
a woman getting a cat scan trying to figure out
what was wrong with her brain. During the cat scan,
passed away, so they had, for the first time ever
(41:54):
a scan of someone's brain activity upon death, and her
entire brain was lit up. So they know now that
when you die, you do all of your memories come back.
Your life does indeed flash before your eyes. Wow, it
was part of the brain that has memories. I know
that sounds like I just made it up, but it
was the memory lobe, if you will, great all going
(42:17):
off so hey, I'm just saying it's something to look
forward to.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
So that kind of thing where people have maybe out
of body experiences or they think something majestic happen, it's
just truly their brain, like their brain hard drive dumping
all the information that it's.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
A yeah or or I think that the disappointing thing
we all hear when we're young is that we only
use ten percent of our brain. But I guess right when,
right when we die, we get to see more of it,
which is something to look forward to. I'm this is
just a silver lining.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, don't forget when you're down and
feeling blue, don't forget there's a final slideshow that you're
going to.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah, and it's really good and you're in it.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
You're in most of it. Yeah, it's yours.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Do you want to be a star then die?
Speaker 1 (43:10):
No, you have to live and then when you die
later it just separate from you and kind of like
whatever fate decides. Yes, that's when it pays off. You
have to live live.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Live, Yeah, time, and then you know later on there's
time to laugh and love.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yes, but live, live, live, live, get that necklace first,
then after the fact, maybe there's some laughter. Hopefully there's
some love.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
The only problem is it's film we're talking about. It
is a very short film.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeah it is. It's a quick one.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah, well that's five second film.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
It's a flush before your eyes style. Yeah. Yeah, doesn't
seem like we drove so far away?
Speaker 2 (43:50):
It does.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
But actually I need to make this right up here.
I hope I beat this bus.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Oh, there'll be less aggressive. There aren't smurfs on the side.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Doesn't it seem like someone just smoked pot?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
It does, And I think that means a skunk has
passed away.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Oh what do a skunks life flashing before his eyes
look like?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Oh? Just all the different dogs he could have farted gas.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Onto, Just a series of upset dog faces.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah, memories of that time that it painted itself black
and had a love affair with a black cat.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
With the stripe down its back because it walked under
a painter's do not cross area. Right, of course, I
wish I could explain this cartoon.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yes, you all know what happened.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
You were there for the sexual assault or pepula pew
and all.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Of his exploits so aggressive.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
So wouldn't take no for an answer.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
And we were supposed to just children watching that behavior. Yeah,
assuming so much about the French.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
People very very unhealthy for everybody involved, mostly the French.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yes, we'd like to apologize France for assuming so many
things about you because of our cartoon skunks.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
That's right, we love your Fries. We don't want you
to be mad at us.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Beautiful tower and even though I don't know what you're saying,
it sounds wonderful.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
It does. So I heard a thing because there's a
lot of people who try to learn conversational French so
that they can go and like on their big trip
to Paris, they can at least say where's the bathroom
or sure? Sure? And most Americans are like their French
are so mean about like you, you always sound like shit.
They don't like it, and then it turns out somebody
(45:40):
didn't wrote an article about it. Because when you are
a young person in the French school system and you
try to speak English, the teachers are super mean about it,
and it's like you're always terrible, and they're just really
punishing so that you get really good at English, because
it's almost like accept no failures in English.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Oh, so they're just kind of taking that to the
streets with you.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
They've already been kind of traumatized them. This is what
you do to people to help them speak better is
just you're vicious, and that's just what that's the set point.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Oh really, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Think it's a good at least it's if they're not
just choosing to be mean.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Right. I gotta go and find out for myself. I
gotta go somewhere. Ye learn a little bit of the
language as it pertains to bathrooms the water. What is
your name and how are you?
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Me zapatos is moi bonita? Paramatto is MOI fail?
Speaker 1 (46:44):
My What was the first thing you said? My shoes
are very good, para are very beautiful. Para fail because
my cat is.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Ugly, very ugly. My shoes are beautiful, but my cat
is my cat is very ugly.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
And that's what you can say. That's yeah, that's the
choice you have for something.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
I mean, it's what it's what came to me now,
I'm just showing off. No, I do I support it.
I mean, I took Spanish in college. I forgot it all.
I went to Costa Rica. A log was in a
wave and hit me on the ankle. So then I
just sat in the house for fourteen days and talked
to the kid who managed the property, and he was
(47:33):
like pulling, like lifting up things and saying what they
are in Spanish and asking me like he wanted to
learn English. And it was such a cool, like my
brain was pulling things out of the recesses of my
mind without me needing to die in an MRI machine
just to like teach him things. It was so fun.
(47:56):
And by the end of that two weeks we were
converse stationally talking. We were friends nice. It was really cool.
And then of course you.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Were conversationally talking about only the objects in the room.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah, yeah, exactly it honestly, yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
It was. It was tough. You don't need much more.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
No, No, he was like taking a part a motorcycle.
I was like learning about the motorcycle and learning Spanish.
It was great. I missed that kid.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Write him a letter.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
I want to, I do. I've thought about him a lot. Uh.
This kid like managed this house and took care of
the property, but he also did other things in town,
and I think some of them maybe were against the law,
but he was. He took us to a party, me
and my friend because we were bored one night and
(48:46):
pulled up to this warehouse in the middle of a
field where people were like fighting with Someone had a
homemade weapon with nails in at the end of a
at the end of a board, and they're gonna I
was like swinging a mace and they were trying to
hit each other, and he showed up and whistled and
they were like sorry, and they like cowered at the
(49:08):
presence at this five foot eight kid. And I'm like, oh,
we're with like a head hauncho. And then everyone in
the party stared at us, like who are these guys,
And he made an announcement. I don't know what he said,
and everyone was super nice to us.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
Oh he's oh, we're with Like these guys' shoes are
very beautiful.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Yeah, that's where I got it. He said, say hello
to my friends, the ugly shoe and the beautiful cat.
And someone brought u spears and it was such a
great time dancing.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
And how long ago?
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Oh this was I mean two thousand and twelve.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Oh yeah, quite a ten maybe quite a.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Time ago, yes, quite some time ago.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Time to go back revisit. That man has a family.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Now it's funny when like, oh, totally that that man
is uh has.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Children, that man is the star of Narcos.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
He has no But I am the same person as
I am now. But yeah, it was. It was the
only thing that they tell you about that I was
excited about that was not fun was the howlder monkeys.
There are monkeys that are quite mischievous, and all the
(50:29):
food and kitchens are like outside of a house sometimes
and they just opened the fridge and took all our
food like we bought food, and they stole things. You'd
be out in the ocean surfing, they'll grab your bag
and run away with it like they are like looking
for stuff, and they are mean and not scared of you.
(50:49):
And I'm like, I don't. I always wanted a little
monkey to jump on my shoulder and be my friend.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
And no, I mean, I think we all have sense
the Curious George days where you're just like this monkey
is hilarious. Yes, he takes drugs, he loves spaghetti. I
want to party with him. He loves the jungle like
I do. Yeah, great times. That's not real monkeys.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
No, they're not even the stars. Did I did a
little thing with the monkey from Friends he threw his
shit a thing.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah, he doesn't want to be an actor. No, that's
the problem.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Yeah, yeah, you're right, that's what it is. Yeah. I
tried so hard with that monkey, like I know we're
going to be friends, and it just didn't happen. It
just didn't happen. I know, I'm nicer to him than
Shwimmer was. I mean just because of uh well I.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Know myself to be you know, you're nicer than Swimmer.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I don't know. Maybe he's great with monkeys.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
This is a challenge to David Schwimmer, come on this
podcast and defend your character.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
Finally I get to have a monkey competition with a
star Swims.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
He was so good in The People versus O. J. Simpson.
He played Robert Kardashian and he was fucking great.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Really, I don't remember him being great.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
How dare you? First of all, secondly, you're right he was.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
I was distracted by how good Sarah Paulson was as Marcia.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
Crossmarrusia Marsha Marsha.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Marcia Gay Harden along they gave there was a screenshot
because she's a friend of my girlfriends, and so we're
taking pictures like yay, you're on.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
That's thing.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
I took a picture and her bangs were perfect, six
six six no, three curls in a row, and it
looked like a sixty sixty six on her forehead, but
it was just the hair. But they were so perfect
that I'm like, okay, makeup, it's definitely goth. They put
a six six sick. That was great. Ah. I love
(52:55):
hidden messages and bangs, don't you.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
I love to search for Satan everywhere I look. He's there,
he is there.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
Never know, he's always listening.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
He's always in the bangs.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
They'll be bad.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
This was delightful, one.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
Of our better episodes.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
I think so too.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
I'm sorry we never got to our guest in the back.
Oh sorry, uh, David Trimmer, I forgot you were back there.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
He Actually we talked about you like you were going
to defend your honor, but you could have done it
this time. We just won't let you answer.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
Yeah, yeah, I just kind of what are the chances
that I started talking about someone in there in the
back seat?
Speaker 1 (53:38):
Yeah, well, I guess that's it makes sense. You were
thinking of him.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Right right, Yeah, just now on the front of my brain.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Anyway, No one really cares about that show.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
So yeah, you're right, Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
It doesn't really matter, it doesn't. It's not equally as
popular today as it was twenty five years ago.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
Oh what, you're talking friends.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
And talking friends and yeah, I'm being sarcastic because it is.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
Yeah it is. I was gonna it's so funny. Your
sarcasm is so dry. Look away, Okay, we gotta go
and start a new episode. And so this is the
concludes this one you've been listening to. Do you need
to write by?
Speaker 1 (54:18):
And here?
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Oh I'm so excited for the next one. Yeah, this
has been an exactly right production.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Mixed by Edson Choy.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Theme song by Karen Kilgareth.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,
and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
N Ar Podcast. For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia
dot com.
Speaker 1 (54:52):
Thank you, Oh you're welcome.
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