Episode 358 w/ Marlon Wayans

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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(00:35):
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(00:55):
honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you. This
is my favorite comedian, maybe probably his least fan guests
of drink Champs of all time. It's because he does
not front when he comes in. If he's offended show offended,
he tells us to stop smoking. He called my friends

(01:15):
Sonny off White and he has in war White. That
was the best sh It was the first time and
I wanted to give this nigga anywhere. I wanted to
do something. Do you me, nigga, I'm gonna tell you something, man,

(01:40):
you are to me or what a comedian is supposed
to be. Thank you. Um, you're funny all the fucking time. Well,
you can't be funny all the time to me. You
could not have brains. I'm giving you. This is your
bigger relax. Iger. I'm not I'm not used to comment something.

(02:01):
So what I say to you, let's make some noise
for motherfucker. Yeah, I forgot that that was you when
you was leaving in the car. Listen, by the way,
by the way, by the way, I didn't listen. Listen.
I didn't really seven different whites and you see you.

(02:21):
But let me just listen. I didn't really this nigga,
that nigga age, this nigga age, you are the same, dude.
I thought that was your son. You need to lead
that weed alone, nigga. Hey, you are testament. You need
to lead the weed alone. I'm gonna tell you there's

(02:43):
a couple of you lead black niggas in here. Thirty
two niggas, all black little cows, and they all you
want something. I'm good. I was like to think I'm good,
but look at him. What's going on? This nigga? Dad?
The only thing. Hold, he's literally dead. He's being hell.

(03:07):
You're carrying him, holding him. Simpsonized, this is sunny looking
you see. Mother Marla estafflished it right there, all over there.
They don't want to be over here, little over there.
He raced on all of our crew everything. First of all,
I thought, I was like, yo, y'all doing well, yes,

(03:31):
and we're still not doing no, no, no, I've seen it.
I was like, yo, I watched them the new No
but windows fell open, open windows, nigga, they got windows,
but they still called. But we got we got it.
Open the windows. That ship is closed to Okay, listen,

(03:55):
it's hot. Listen, let me all his staff, let me play.
I really thought, y'all big, I was like Yoda doing it.
I don't know. This is a bar, this right here fake.
I thought that was like, I said, this is fake,
that's cheap. It's maybe a called Moore. And I thought, yo,

(04:15):
he's really doing no, he's good at doing it. He
got good people around them, same Puerto Ricans. I thought,
maybe you had some white folks around. We got it.
We got to contake Puto rimant, give us some self.
Got a new weed roller. You say that's a different

(04:38):
weird No, that's a different movie. A guy that lay
up the munchies pop up. Hello, listen, listen because every
time he fall and something goes around, I'm right, they
haint seed. It wouldn't work the first time, we couldn't

(05:01):
get you. Last time, the second time, we can't get
a venue. So every time he booked Marl and something
goes always happened. And this is the first time we
got it together like open because this thing is so
high even crushing, stop cold, nig it could be a
little loathly he gets made. Did that job have benefits? Okay,

(05:32):
let's get to your special. You got a special right
now on HBO Max. Yes, right, yes, and it's crazy
we have this. So I got this thing that I
do every time we interview someone. Right, So this is
the thing that I didn't want to happen. Immediately as
soon as I said Marlon Wayne's um, I said something

(05:53):
about immediately, I tweeted it immediately. People say it's better
than Chris Rock, and I felt like I didn't see
the tweet first of all. Nigga, Oh yeah, so don't
tell me you took the ship down for sure, retweeted No,
I don't want to rock what you really what? What

(06:15):
what are you gonna do? So think what people do
with rappers, right rappers? They put rappers against each other immediately,
I want to do that. I didn't want to say,
you know what, because you have a special out and

(06:36):
then he has special out? Did you have to compare?
You know it's not yours is difference. I don't even
retweet when people compare the two. I love. I love
Chris rock Rock knows I love him like I love him.
He's like family rockets like like I said, and old
that was two. He hazed me the way, so everything

(06:58):
is really you're saying that special You think I lied that?
You said he hates you. Yeah, he said it special
that nigga up at the at the one of the fact,
he heckled me. He heckled me so bad, nigga, I
see why you don't want to smoke because because no, no, no,

(07:19):
because the new y'all do violent and guns and fight
and you know, beat Takashi six nine down in bathrooms.
We too soon. We we are bad with our words,
so we our words cut. But Chris heckled me so bad.

(07:39):
I quit stand up comedy for twenty years now? How
badly do you think I bombed that night where I
quit for twenty years. That's why I said it in
the special. You don't be watching the special. No, I
want the niggas that talking about the book. I won't
get the cliffs to the special. This no, no, no, no,

(08:00):
you're the brandy all you do. It was funny. You
didn't want to know nothing. But why are comedians? Why
y'all turn it into rappers right now? I ain't turning
the You don't think I'm a fight with another comedian. No,
I wouldn't do that. I mean, if I had to,

(08:20):
we're gonna catch some heads. But I'm I'm I'm a
reformed hood nigger. So I grew up in the projects.
I don't I don't, I don't need that. I don't
want to do that. And if I do that, I
know that I know where it can go. Right, So
if I hit another comedian and if somebody hits me,
then my family got to get involved, and y'all gonna involved.

(08:42):
We had were having a project war. I don't want
to do that, and by the way, we want to win.
Y'all like our Worrigy the Wayne Thank you. It's like worrity,
so like you're the last one. You still want edge.
I just want to make sure there's something. This is
a problem, nigga. This nothingsten. This is a motherfucker A

(09:08):
jay Z is directly he sending that ship. You're sending
me none for you if you don't let me in
the goddamn granny party. I was. I can't get the dinner.
I can't get the Sammy Glard party. Can't get there either.
You couldn't get was like, I'll get you. No, I'll

(09:34):
fu with jay when like, I haven't gone to those
things because I feel like I want to go when
I got something to say. I want to go. When
when i'm arriving, I don't. I don't like the party
unless I'm celebrating, and I feel like I'm in this
grind right now and I'll come up and celebrate when
I'm when i'm there, I'm still working. You look at
the Instagram, you'd be like, damn not the Instagram. Look

(09:55):
at me. I don't go looking for that. Should be
like you who bring famous get your weight up. No,
But I feel like I'm not one of those dudes
that just like to go party like to fucking up
Oscar night. I'm like, I'd rather be working. I'm doing
a show, like do shows. I'm doing stand up. I'm

(10:16):
always on the road. I'm getting better. So one day
when it's time to rock, I'm a rock. Please don't
put that do that loud Puerto Rican thing to what's
just it's a Cuban very that's the Cuban Cuband Okay,

(10:38):
now I have a question, dude, you guys why I
love He's only you know it's the same flags, different Yeah,
I'm not. I thought I was fucking tripping. I thought
I was high from drink champs and but that's the
same flag but different color. Right now, ain't no more left?

(11:07):
Hold on? Just like Domenican and Haiti, they're the same people, yeah,
but not the same. Don't don't you say that the
Dominicans Dominicans. They don't Dominicans got the nerve to call Haiti.
They chuck a lot, they don't. Negico socio. Oh you

(11:30):
you hate you from hey Domerican, you Dominican. You know
we don't make to Puerto Ricans to you are negatico socio.
I'm I'm hurrying, I'm hurrigan. You just can't everybody you
calling a riggan frigging yeah forgan, and what's the other
half black? You? I prefer I prefer to be called

(11:54):
port Rican, yo black, don't Puerto Rican? They called you chuck.
I growing up, so you Puerto Rican and black? The
best racist joke? Hold on Porto Rican and black? You
know what off Dominicans. When I was when I would
hang out with my Puerto Rican family, they would have
the best black jokes. And then when I would hang
out with my black every day, we have the best

(12:16):
Puerto Rican joke. So you see each other. It's safe
to say I grew up racist, like okay, but that's
when I get to each other though, that's when it's fun.
People think that you can't talk about race. That everybody
so sense it's not personal. It wasn't personally. Yeah, well,
I grew up in the neighborhood. It was a bunch
of black people of different shades. Like I'm gonna be honest,
Donald Trump is not racist. Donald Trump is just from queens.

(12:38):
It's just queen's jokes. It's just you don't do too
much weed. Now he ain't drunk enough yet. I haven't drunk.
K K members like two five five, throw around Donald
don't win to five? Okay, Molly, we were like the
color of racism like that man, like it's I'm saying.

(13:03):
I was saying, like a I don't believe here sitting
in Kanye seat right now. You this also let me

(13:28):
y'all say stupid ship. You don't think he really I
think he's playing racist. I think he's playing. I think
he's playing in the movie. I don't know. I don't
know what he is. I know he says stupid shit.
But are you with him getting arrested. I mean, I've

(13:51):
seen people arrested for worse words. So I mean to
see how you go less? I don't know. It's just
part of me, Like I don't want to it's not
for me. But honestly, I know Obama's gonna, like he's
gonna have a little, quiet, little sinister white life just

(14:16):
for it. I don't know. I mean, it'll be interesting
to see. I'm high. Fuck, why do y'all do this.
I'm gonna cleanse you got your tea? You're trying to
live my life, right. I don't want to look like
these zombie niggas looking these are zombies. This is yes, No,
he's best. Gutarians. You stuck. You've been in that same

(14:40):
chair for seven years. We come back and we set
up around it. Yeah, but you resually did the Daily Show?
You really did you. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you.
You didn't see that either. Have you watched any fucking
thing and you don't w sounds ship listens like color? No, no, no.

(15:04):
By the way, I wanted you to be the host
of the Daily Show. Thank you, brother. It was so great.
I was like, what's the white man? I forgot who
the white man? Trevor Nora before that ter he wiped me.
He wiped me too. True race, Trevor, Noah's white. I
want some of that weird ship, some of that, right, Trevor,

(15:26):
No South African white? He like he's white. Stop African, right,
He's he's a black man, He's South African. He's a
South africans African broth. He's like, he's sounds like we're
in something, Miammie, crazy bro His hair's too good, his

(15:47):
hair is too gad on. He light skins. You leave
marks on his body. I should love slack boxing with
light skin. Niggas hit him and they had that red
print looked like the Canadian flag. I wasn't ready. So
is our opportunity for the daddy's your son? Why does

(16:10):
this nigga look like him? Like baby drag verid? Is
that your son? Teenager? Or you smoke the same weed,
or you smoke so much weed the party you left
you and just camera over there? Did you new take yo?
He said? Oh my god, Oh my god, I tripping yo.

(16:38):
Now you didn't have the same nickname. They didn't have
to say no. Look at his dress. That the baby
version of those dress. That's your father's nigga. Google Google.
I can see it in the fingernails, the same fingernails.
All right, Yea, I knew. I knew. Listen by the way,

(16:59):
I knew this is gonna be explosive because you don't need,
you don't need, You're just naturally. Every time I'm here,
catch a contact. This is a high. I don't smoke,
and y'all are making me smoke. This is terrorism fantastic.
You know how I know you still keep it gangster

(17:20):
like you're a real one trying because you still hanging
niggas that refuse to get the front teeth fixed and
nash that's a real nigga right there, he sticking. They
made this nigga wake up. One of my best listen,

(17:49):
one of my best times was man and you still
wear this trench right I'm walking him something with wealth
and I see Marlin and I see you and I
say something your trench coat And I say, you got
on the trench coat with what spandex? And I'm gonna
tell you, I tell you out of my Instagram fit.

(18:13):
Let me just tell you this is when I knew
you are pure comedian. You looked at me and you
had a thousand jokes and you just let it run
through your head. And you know what I did, like,
I'm sorry. I looked at you because I see you
just baking me. You look you said what yeah, but
you like you like to battle the caves, the notch.

(18:36):
I'm like to you like that, say travel porter Trevor,
noa white. I'm just you like getting lights, getting I
do a rock. And I immediately said, I'm sorry because
you baked I see you, because that's that's just the
way out our minds thing. But that's determining saying all
the time. Mother, My mother would meet you and within

(18:59):
a minute she'd have a million little nicknames for you.
So funny. This woman her eye, she was brilliant, Like
this is how funny my mother was. My mother cursed
my fall out recipes every day for sixty years. Every
nigga never said the same joke twice. You know how
funny you gotta be to look at the same nigga

(19:22):
and talk have a different sixty years and have a
different joke every day. That woman brilliant. God, I tell me,
if she knew I was here around you people smoking
the fucking weed, she'd be so mad. Always. I always
use this example to Jack Thwiller because Jack Twiller or
Jack three, he told about so um, Jack hen't gonna

(19:45):
get that fixed. No, we don't think it's creepy. It's creepy.
I don't know. Let's do it. Go fund before I down.
I will donate because he got this looked like this right,
got a start. You gotta side he has for you

(20:06):
he needs to do. I know we will. We will
weight and lost plan because this what's crazy about him?
He he um with with two chains. We have put
two chains on the phone, and he started arguing. And
I always tell Jack to what I say. Listen. A
comedian should always be a comedian at every single time.
You don't. You don't out wrapper rapper, you out comedian

(20:29):
a rapper, I know. But so he tried that. He
tried that. He tried saying Jack is a comedian. Don't
know Jack is his on stage? Hey, y'all, y'all doing
give it up for Jack. He was a comedian and

(20:51):
I always told him, I said, you can never out
be comedians, Like if you're gonna if a rapper comes
at you, you gotta hit him. Do stand up company?
Actually he does, Yes, he does. He does. Yeah, and
stand up is a hard thing. You said. You know
Jack wasn't here one time with him? Yeah, he was.

(21:12):
I didn't know. I m next time I do a show,
I'm see him come out. I'm gonna pray he bombed
so I could come on here and talk. Boy. Remember that,
tell him you, nigga, because I thought he was just
like a funny nigga on the block. You know what
I mean, is that one nigga listening missing a bick
on nuts and by the way, they're going to cloy

(21:34):
funny one. But by the way, he's at all you
and your brother's shows all and never hit the stage.
I just think he comes for him. Now, you're sucking
me up now because I didn't know that. I didn't
stain dressing room me eat my hot wings and made
me feel weird with that, and he take it out

(21:55):
some time and I think that ship gross. No, don't
take your eye out in my presidence. Keep I'm gonna
be going on. Listen, but I'm gonna be honest. Don't
put that nigga on please. That means that is the
most time I'm gonna be honest. I hate on comedians.
Is y'all have the same set in as hip hop.
You have the same outlet, but there's no violence, no

(22:15):
backstage because and I'll be back here like can somebody
stab somebody hit somebody? But I'd be like, I'd be
like yo, and we all have jokes. We all snap
on each other. That's all love. Man Like, is this
something going too far with a comedian? No, no, that's
why we don't understand. Why we'll answer that way too
for you. Let marinate. No, no, no, we all know. Listen,

(22:37):
everything is fair game. We talk about the darkest shit.
You go to the what makes comedians laugh, Like if
you go to the comedy store there's the audience here, right,
and they're in the light. And when you look into
at that one eye, jacket one, you gotta why that guy?

(23:01):
Come on, man, you're disturbing, sir. Yeah, you wipe y'ud man,
Get that about it. That's a good eye. That's a
good eye. You gotta crust in here. How you doing, Jack?
Are you a live He can't even see me. You

(23:25):
don't know, you don't know who he trying to lurry. Jack,
He was not talking about trying to act like everything's regular.
Don't be looking at the screen with the fake guy.
We know you can't see out of it. Put them
up to the real eye. You can't train this side
to see. Put them on. I won't look in factive.

(23:46):
You don't have two fake guys. Why do you look
like the nigga in the whale? Like I shouldn't like
you ain't let to I was sen years. You can
stand them right alright, Jack, Next time I do a

(24:10):
show in New York, you gotta come through, because you
never hit the stage, your greedy ass, come eat all
my hot wings, take your eye out and make us
feel awkward, drinking our liquor, and never hit the stage.
I'm gonna book a show in Atlanta just so you
can do it. And I'm a video taping if you bum,

(24:32):
I'm sending it right here to Glory and he gonna
put it up all right, all right, right, and we're
doing a go for me for you. But we'll tell
you about that later, Okay, let me. I mean, I
don't know much about much, but I know that Nigga
needs to cleanse. But let me ask you because I
got to hug him tight Jack Trill ain't gonna be
here too long. You better give that motherfucker his flowers?

(24:57):
Can we give you your flowers? No? Literally? Yes, yes,
literally your flowers? There was like playing flowers man, just
so you know. Snoop Dogg said, it's like we're getting
the Grammy because it's coming from your old people. But
let me just tell you something. You watching out here,

(25:18):
man stands down, and I say this to everyone here,
your hands down, my favorite guests you because you know why.
It's not even what you do on the camera's what
you do off camera, like you let every one of
us have it. That's love. It's all love, love love
love it. His name is White. Ever since he's never
wore white six. He would he didn't. He want to

(25:40):
jump me right now, sitting on you. Yes, trying to Yeah,
he's trying to get it. I'm a question. Yeah, I forgot.
I was gonna ask. Wait, hold on, it was a question.

(26:02):
It was actually a real question. Damn, Hi, why y'all do?
Are y'all high yet? No? And I love that you
have all female staff. It looks like all of you.
I hate that you ain't got no female This is
like you feel like you're filing ship. It's like you're
feeling that shit out of a present. That's the old

(26:28):
na that for you. You don't even get the old team. Man.
He don't even get raped no more. I wasn't white
boy down with the niggas. Little crag got you got
it tastes wind, but you know it smoke still. You

(26:51):
know he do the same ship. That's how he stopped
himself and being raped. It's always sitting down, just rolling
the weed. His ass is too stink for them to rain.
I don't cut my I forgot. I was gonna ask,
so let me ask you, right, I don't come to

(27:12):
me with the next day. You just sat network. We
don't revolt, We won't black every everyone, the brothers, wander brothers.
We also get white money. Gonna tell him, yeah, who

(27:34):
I'm actually gonna do a podcast. I want to produce it, Jack,
and we can we put it through. I want to
produce it. Let making my own money nor producing sounds
like you want to cut my ship. We just want
a little creek little I don't we don't know all that.
We can we can talk real ship. I wanted me,
I don't know. Ain't no ut gonna get me. And

(27:57):
you want to be a Wayne's brother? You know we
can talk. Yes, yes, because because um, like I said,
you guys are really from royalty, like like honestly, Living
Color changed the trajectory of black television. Like when I
fucking learned that word checker fell out. Motherfucker, I can't

(28:22):
use another sentence with nobody wants to smell. Were all
the same, but from at that time we had Robin Harris,
rob rob what was his name, um not Robina, nigga, Nigris,

(28:42):
Rob Harris, No, no, no, no, Robin Harris, my man,
that baby kids. Uh yeah, So then the Living Color came,
What the fuck does Robin Harris not to do? Nigga
wasn't on the Living Color. No, Um, he was baby kid,
he was a baby that was before Living Color. Correct, No, man,
that was after that was I mean, yeah, The Color

(29:06):
was a long run. Broa. I don't know where the
fuck Robin Harris got to do the Living Color now
you I was about the line, but like, yeah, Robin Harrison,
You're like, man, what's my man name? He's still alive
after one is dead? That brings down the pool to
Bernie Man. Recipe Bernie Man. He was the director, thank you. No,

(29:34):
Robert Towns, Robertowns is alive? You like, my mom like,
what's his name? Rob? Robbing U? You know Robin Williams.
Robert town Yeah, that one, that's the one I'm talking
because other than that, we had no black directors. We
had like at the end of the day, Living Color

(29:54):
was produced shot to Robert Townsen. Robert town legend of
the game. Um, somebody who to this day is like
a big brother and a mentor. Him and my brother
Kenan came up together. They wrote and uh Robert directed,
and Keenan him starred and uh Hollywood Shuffle and that
was the first thing that they did. And then after
Hollywood Shuffle. My brother Keenan started. He did I'm I'm

(30:18):
gonna get you Sucker, Robert Towns in the media man,
and after I'm Gonna Get you Sucker that my brother
wrote started produced gave me a little small When you
see it, you'll see what I'm saying his nigga, uh
what in my stand up? God loves me if you
would have saw it. Sorry. I talked about how Chris

(30:40):
Rock took my role. He got a little piece of
little piece in the movie. Well, I was supposed to
do that part in the in the rib Shack, but
Chris had a beat, He had a dope set like
a part of a stand up that really worked for that.
So he kind of Keenan probe the one rib and

(31:03):
so Keenan gave him that part. And I was supposed
to be my part. And that's what don't give away anymore, man,
And that means nigga watched the special. All y'all watched
the special, um And so after that, Keenan Fox asked Keenan,
they had he had a meeting with him and they said,
what do you want to do? And Keenan was like,

(31:23):
I want to do a sketch show. And uh in
Living Color, him and my brother Damon and my sister Kim,
and you know the whole cast, David I Greer And
then history was made and season came on. Everybody was
carrying Jim. Dancers came up carrying, carrying enough but Jim Carrey.
So you sean, I'm came in time. Are you understanding

(31:46):
that I didn't have dickhairs at this time? Like this
is how young I was. I was like when the
Living Color the pilot, I was like sixteen years old,
and so I watched the pilot being done. By time
it came on, I think I was in college, my
first year in college. And when the show used to
come on, I was at Howard University and everybody would
leave whatever we are doing. It was eight o'clock Sunday night.

(32:08):
We would drop everything and everybody roll home and watch
your Living Color. That's when TV was great. Yea yeah,
ye It closest thing to a Living Color. I would
say it was like the Day Chappelle Show. Yeah, Lappelle,
Yeah Chappelle. That was a show. You know, you do
the good show when the people who, um, you know,
the Trailblazers, are proud of you, like my brothers were

(32:31):
always proud of Dave Dave the Love Day. They loved Dave,
they love Chris, they love dudes in the game. They've
been doing it a long time and get an opportunity
rocking and Dave. Dave is always, you know, always pays
love and homage to my brothers and gives them nothing
but love. So we love Chappelle, we love rab Ain't
no beef over here and never I never met Keenan,

(32:51):
but I met Damon one time. You never met Keenan.
I met d Yeah, Keenan with you. Yeah, I'm too
much like I said, he said, you smelled mother. Damon's funny. Damon,
like you smell like weed. Give me some of this

(33:13):
ship at the improv not too long ago, I think,
like late last year, and he's hilarious. Man, Damon Damon
is and it's like perfect for like he had like
his rhythm that was like perfect. Damon's like my favorite.
I can't call him my favorite because he's my brother.
So my top comedians all time were gonna be Eddie Murphy,

(33:36):
Richard Pryan, and my brother Damon. Those are my my
personal top three ever. And of course you know my
other friends are like, I love Chappelle, I love Chris
rob But Damon to me as a comedian, he just
he just changed the game because he did something. I
like when people do something that's never been done. And
when Damon did the handicap bully, he did this thing

(33:59):
because he grew up handicap, and he was like, you know,
we he grew up handicap. Damon grew up handicap. Damon
has a club foot, so as a kid, he always
a little limp he had. It looked like a little
golf club. His foot looked like a putter. So growing up,
you don't even know if you know what I'm So

(34:20):
he had this bit about how we grew up in
the hood and he didn't want to be like the
handicap bully and be like me and don't bring me
get up. And it was the first time I've seen
somebody do this and didn't do somebody in a wheelchair.
And I was just like, And then he did handy Man,
and it wasn't that he was making fun of handicap people.
He was finding joy and the fact that he was handicap,

(34:44):
and that's what made that joke. Bride. Oh, it's like
when Chris, when when Richard Pryor talks about, Hey, whoa nigga?
I was talking about this heart attack, but we gotta
go straight the crap. Yeah, but when he talks about that,
when you talk about things that hurt you or things
that happened to you, to me, that's when you're really

(35:05):
getting great in comedy, you know, That's what I admire
about comedy, Like um um. When I first started wrapping,
I remember tragedy. Kaddafi had to come to and say
to me, stop using all your trauma, meaning I was
using every single thing that I went through. I would
put it in a joint. And what he said to
me was, you have to be kind of like, um uh,

(35:30):
what the fuck am I thinking of trajectory? No, no,
he said, you kind of kind of like, um, like
put a hundred on ten, like you don't always have
to say everything, yeah you're going through. Really I didn't
really know how to do that. But then it's comedians. Um.
Like I was asked you earlier, I said, is there

(35:51):
any where that's too far? Right? And then so so so,
so let me ask you as a comedian, right you
have relationships with how you have relationships Chris but you
get caught. You you, you, you you. One day someone
slips something in your your drink, you get caught. He's
an ass somewhere. I don't know. I'm just giving you

(36:12):
a sample. It's an example. It's an example. We can
pick it on who's ass you got slip? But but
let me ask now now, now, Michael Blacksman goes online
and goes, mom, my name Blacksmith. That's not his name,
Michael Blacksmith, Blacksman, I said, no black Son black That's

(36:36):
what I said. That's what I said. Accident. I just
blacks a blacksmith shoe. You get cotta. He asked, you
got it? And then Michael blacks what's the person who's

(36:57):
your friend? He has your phone number. He could call
you say I'm gonna kill you right now, but he doesn't.
He goes straight. He goes straight to the Graham. Yes,
and he makes fun of you, my nigga, and you
don't care as you supposed to. That's the way it's
supposed to, this Graham, nigga. I want to see it
in a special I want to see it in the audience.
I want to I want to feel it so that

(37:18):
I never do that dumb shit again. That's and we
all know that I wasn't ready. I wasn't. We're gonna
get an apple cider, no apple, you have the apple orchard, Jesus,
I'll have I'll have a sip of that, and we're

(37:39):
going to your show tonight. Why you got this man
doing this shit and you already got play rolled. Oh
that's why he's he grows it right there to you.
But how were you getting him? It's called living life?
Roll it up? Yeah, So Somala after like so many

(38:04):
people like, uh, they say that Nas when Nas did
belly right, the Na stayed in that character for so long,
or Pop after Juice, that's definitely what to do. And
we just recently see you on a daily show talking
about Pop putting his nuts in front of Omar Epps.
I don't know when you got to that. We went full.
This is so I recently because I saw that and

(38:35):
I see like Omar, I don't. I don't want to
say he was offended, but he was like damn, why
would you was like this nigga? Because Omar knows. I
know Omar I was fourteen years old, my best nigga.
He knows. Bro happen nuts him on here. He got

(38:55):
a malling story for you. Yeah, but but he he
got a good mom. He got a couple of moms
story he's happening, was like, take the picture. No, Almar
sleep with his eyes open. So we is all up
in the Bronx hanging out and and Alma, thank you
so much. That's so, that's the greatest addition to this.

(39:17):
Damn shit. You got a pretty girl in here, and
what's fucked up about? I think you feel safe in here.
She's good niggas all men like you coming to prison
for a consus. Okay, So Omar sleep with his eyes

(39:39):
open like this, and Pop isn't jokes. So when he
was sleeping, Pop was like, yo, watch this, take this picture.
And so you see Almar. Pox balls somewhere in this world,
pox balls in Omar's mouth, All they're not in his
Why you gotta go there around? Don't get me feat
up by our dog skimming. That's a different. So you

(40:07):
gotta picture inside of whoa whoa. And that's why they
called the movie juice. Are we going with it? Bad? No?
But I looked at this know y'all was friends. I
knew y'all was because when you broke it up, Omar's

(40:27):
face just looked at it. He looked at you like,
I'm gonna sit on you soon as this is over
this again. Yeah, but they know me for that, like
I'm spot blow and that's what that's what we do.
And you know what's the crazy thing is you got
to meet You can bring him a drink? Please, yeah, yeah,
please please, I just want you got to meet a
different man off me. You got to meet a different Tupac.

(40:49):
Because Tupac. Someone would say that Tupac was it was,
it was a pre Tupac and there's a death Row Tupac.
I would say, they don't know. Let me ask you this.
I would say, they didn't know. Did you connect with
Tupac after he got to death Row? I know, I
know all the tups you know, every different Gemini, Tupacini.

(41:13):
It wasn't funny with anything whatever Tupac that was all.
He was extremely funny. He was very smart, like he
knows what trajectory actually means. I don't, right, He wasn't
a great rapper, a gangster, a poet, uh an activist.

(41:36):
Tupac cor was all of those things. And he was
a friend. He was a cool dude and through his
is uh, his uprising, through his success. Every time he
see me, always whether he be on the MTV line,
always came over, always gave me love because we always
he always always connected and I respect where he went.

(41:59):
I saw him twenty minutes before he passed me and Omar.
He went over there to give him love because you know,
we were all performing our high school kids. It wasn't
an act, so Park wasn't acting like Bishop. There was
just a part of the niggas that he grew up.
When you grew up in the hood, we could all
be gamest. I watched niggas do niggas shit my whole life,

(42:21):
Like I was in the projects for seventeen years of
my life. And when you grow up in the bricks,
you know what it is, you know you I know
niggas and Micah's serving life that I grew up with
that used to play in the playgrounds with. I just
chose not to go to a park with them. I
went somewhere else. I chose to do other things. My

(42:42):
mother was like, street lights, come on, bring your black
ass upstairs. My dad was like I was more afraid
of my dad's belt than anything. So that kept me
out of trouble. Park never had that. So when you
young black men without fathers getting a lot more trouble.
Not to say that, you know, Effeni didn't do a
great job, but a mother is different than a father.

(43:02):
Father will strike fearing your ass. A mother you could
argue with at a point a boy thirteen fourteen years old,
I could take you. Nah, I got here on my day.
You can't take me. Those slaps don't work, those belts
don't hurt. So Pop was that dude that just transcended
all that. So I'm trying. I'm trying to make listen.
But this one thing I think is always lost with

(43:24):
pop story how young he was, how young he passed.
It was only twenty. You don't want to himself at
that age and I'm twenty four. Imagine if he was
still a lot because right now our generation, I never
met tupos. So you know, so like, so come give

(43:44):
me some give me some too, love, man, do you
know what's up about? It visited my hood when I
was in jail. Like that's like like it was like
a shot, wow, whole ship change and fell out. But

(44:06):
po Pock was just that young, that bright, that shine,
that start, that was that bright, that young. Imagine what
he would have been today, Our generations would be so
this society wouldn't be as sensitive to Twitter would have
been something else, Instagram would have been something else. Pop
with his legendary voice would have definitely been a big
for us in today's And I think Big and Poc

(44:28):
would have squashed their beef and I don't think they
would be They would have been that it was just
too much between Big two Nigga. I was there one
night when Poc and Big performed at clam Slam. There's
a picture of this. Biggie had party and bullshit and
Pok had I think, was I get around him a

(44:51):
few other hits he had Biggie, Yeah, I was that
night in the dress tw bring it out like I've
been around a long time. In twenty I've seen Biggie
twenty minutes before he should got shot. So what I'm
saying is, oh my god, damn, that shit is history. Bro.

(45:21):
Let's just let's just um you know, um you being
a part of one of the famous families of this industry?
Is that is that a plus? Or is that like?
Is that something that burdens you because a lot of
people will always say like like like I I brag
about you when you're not around, Okay, I brag about you.
I'll say Malan is one of the most funniest people ever, right,

(45:43):
and I say it and it's like what And I'm like, yeah,
I'm saying, do you ever seen Malan? Like like just
without it? And then so what I'm saying is being
a part of this family, is that something that is
a plus? Or it's like, oh, okay, he's supposed to
be fun because you're supposed to be. It's just like

(46:04):
a curse. So when Bradna forget what they say, you
know what they say, they almost say, of course, like
and that's fucked up to me because it's like they
when I say, how funny you are, like he's supposed
to be funny, and it's like why because he's from
this royal family, He's supposed to be funny, or it's

(46:25):
supposed to be funny because he's funny. I had it hard, right,
but I wouldn't want to know all the way You're
I'm saying, like I'm not walking just in my own light.
Nigga got giant footprints that have paved ways, and yet
I'm I have to have the courage to be able
to step in those footprints and then veer off and

(46:48):
create my own giant footprints. And that's what my career
has been. I'm not it's not a curse. It's a
gift for me. The pressure of being the baby of
my family, it's it made me half to step up.
It made me have to be better. It made me
have to I can't be regular. I have to be great.
I can't be good. Good ain't good enough, Not when

(47:08):
you got giants like Damon, Keenan, Sean Kim Nigga. My
whole family is dope as fun. I gotta be great.
I have no choice, and I'm not gonna fail it
because I got that family name. But I'm doing the
work not to just be a wands right, I'm doing
the work to be Marlin. It really is. I even

(47:34):
got that old bit of nigga clap that because no,
because it's it's it's truly what happened to the nigga
that was sleep He woke them up. Oh you wouldn't
take a ship, come come right back? Is good? No?

(47:57):
Because I remember when six top lists came out. Yeah,
and I remember me bragging about this, and I remember
me saying, Yo, you know what, this is his break,
this is his role like to for people to actually understand.
And and people just they give you their crops for
the nay they say, oh, you know he's supposed to
be and I don't feel like that's necessary. It's coming, man,

(48:19):
do you understand what happens? I'm patient right, and my
special that I have now called God Loves Me is
because I understand. I see the forest through the trees.
I understand the journey that God has put me on,
and it's not for the faint hearted. It is not
an easy journey. I am glad I don't have an
easy journey. I know where I'm going. It will be

(48:40):
to a legendary place. Because for me, I just got
my head down. I don't care about what I'm trying
to do. I'm just doing what I love to do
as good as I can do it, as much as
I can do it, and I just keep getting better.
That's why I dropped my first special five years ago,
Wokesh because I wanted this. I did stand up for
eight years. I want to see what I was like
I wanted to bookmark that I wanted to go. I

(49:02):
did that. Let me see. Two years after that, I'm
gonna do another special, you know what it is. Then
two years after that, I'm gonna drop another special, which
is God Loves Me. If you look at my progression
from here to here on my first album to my
third album, it's light like night and day. I'm on
some it's coming, I'm on some other shit. I'm finding
my rhythm. I'm finding I'm finding my shit, my own.

(49:24):
Do you feel like you found your rhythm already You're
still kind of Noah, It's it's getting there. Like for me.
I everything's starting to coagulate. Everything's coming together. The writer, right,
I've been writing, you know, I want to ask for
that word to come together. So it's the writer I've

(49:44):
been writing now you and writer in me. I've been
writing now, writing movies and TV for twenty something thirty years. Right.
I created Wayne's Brothers with my brother Sean. We've been
writing since we was like nineteen years the goddamn thing.
So it's transcending. So you know, movies, I've been writing movies.

(50:06):
Then as an actor, i've been acting, right, Yeah, well
me and my brother Sean Keenan. We were white chicks acting.
I've been acting since I was seven, since I was seventeen, professionally,
then to add the producer, I mean, I've been doing
for thirty years. Now I do stand up, but I've
been doing stand up for for twelve years. So now
I have ten thousand hours logged in five different areas

(50:31):
of my profession. I'm getting nice with this shit. I
know where I'm going. I'm going to pick you up
and you, like I said, man, the fact is to
me like you're You're just And I know you said
you can't be funny twenty four hours. No you can't be,
but that should be. I've never seen you not funny.

(50:53):
But that's why I don't smoke weed, because if I
smoke weed, I'll be on all day. My mind don't
shut off. LINGA one time I was high and I
thought I was Spider Man, like I was literally in
my house and my nephew was like Nigga kind of
weeds and because my mind opens up, it's like I
when I do weed, it's like I do I a wasca.

(51:13):
Like we just talked about I heard him and all
I could think was now that ship. I want to try.
I want to try. We're gonna do you want to
be a part of that was like that was crazy.
Part of me was like yes, Chuck D. The part
of me was like you too. We didn't get high.
There were both of that just twenty seconds ago. But um,

(51:36):
part of me sitting there gonna and Chuck desk, I
want to see flavor flavor on boya. I hung out
with Chuck D and then I hung out with Flavor Flame.
It was all different experience, a whole different experience. It's
like the group. But that's what's great about public in me.

(51:58):
You got this con just group and then he comes
to his crackhead with a clock on his neck. Yeah, boy,
you know the it just worked. It fucking worked. It worked.
I'm the flavor flavor of my family. That's me. I
don't know the clop so let me let me ask you, right,

(52:28):
non Ti Ti is actually taking this serious? I thought
my friend comedy, so I text him and I didn't
think he's gonna take this as serious. Tis actually going
He's going through the Chiplin circuit. Yeah, like he's not
even starting as TIS proud of him. He don't want

(52:51):
to tell him I'm proudly he started a little further
ahead and stand up than I did. I went further
back than he did. I had a billion dollars in
box office is underneath my belt. And when I started
doing stand up, I would go to coffee houses, I
would go to open mics. I would perform and dive bars,
some boatcycle bars, and people was like, Nikki, you got

(53:13):
scary movie out? Why are you? Because if you're gonna
do it, you gotta take it serious and you gotta
be a journeyman. I didn't want to bump comedians. I
waited to last, or I waited for my turn, or
I pick a number out the hat. I wasn't going
up there trying to bump people. There's a process, and
I respect what he's doing, which is going the long way.

(53:33):
He can't expect to sell out concerts as TI because
the comedian, that's a whole what he's doing. Yeah, but
I be honest, I would take a short. I call
this nigga. When he bombed, I call him up. I
want to be the big brothers like I know it,
I know it hurts. He'll be on the plane, he
has his hoodie on. I still feel the heat from

(53:56):
the from the temperature of the room room at Maddison
Square Garden. I know what hell, but he understood. But
here he understood. The next day, what do you do?
He actually did good, got on the same stage and
a man in Atlanta, and he was in the stage
when he flew to Atlanta, and he don't count. It

(54:20):
takes ball to come back in right, five thousand motherfuckers
and you come back the next day. That's what stand
up is. Sometimes you rock, sometimes you bomb, and have
you ever ball? Oh? Sure, it's fun to me. I
like bombing because I know him. I like when i'm
your favorite ball, your favorite my man pick one. I

(54:42):
feel like since no no, no, no, no, no, definitely
definitely LA because they're so pretentious. So when I'm there,
I like, I like to talk about all the ship
that everybody's afraid to talk about, like blessing, cryption, shit
like that. I ain't getting killed, I ain't got that,
I ain't none of my business. That ain't none of
my business. I don't know what you're talking about. I

(55:02):
hope throw gentlemen, and I kind of hope think it all.
But you will not catch me doing rebound. You know
I talk I just talk about like uncomfortable stuff. I
talk about like real life uncomfortable stuff. I talk about
how I've made mistakes in my life. I talk about infidelity.
I talk about, like you know, ship, where I'm not

(55:24):
as a parent, where I fail, Like I talk about
real shit. And oh you can't say that, Sure I could.
It's my fucking kid. I'm gonna say if the fun
I want because in order to find funny, you got
a bomb. You're as a comedian, you're a scientist, and
you're putting these joke formulas together and people are literally
watching you blow these things that you're mixing together, blow

(55:45):
up in your face until you find the right combination.
Then boom, oh water, that's a laugh. How far along
bombing do you take a joke where you keep trying
to rework it before you get it? I keep going
the joke, the joke works, You're gonna keep it going.
I hear them go oh, I go oh, man, I

(56:06):
gotta all right now, I gotta learn how to tell
this joke. Just because they don't challenge to you. Yeah,
because the joke that I bomb with is the one
I want to close with the one that I bomb
with is the one I want to have the biggest
laugh because I know they're listening, and I know they're affective.
When they're like, oh yeah, you can't say that. I'm like,
all right now, they're listening. Now, all I gotta do

(56:27):
is find the right punchline. And I got them. And
are you the guy that makes these people lock their
phones up? Uh? I'm not. I'm not rich enough for
that yet. So that's that would be the Chapelle and
the Chris, Kevin Hart and Chris Rocks. I'm like, I'm listening.
I go off the Buddy system like please, don't You're like, please, guys,

(56:50):
don't feel me. You can feel me at the end.
Don't put my jokes up there. And I ain't got
that costs like ten granded put nigga's phones and sleeves.
I'm like, I guess the joke gonna get out. Well, Um,
I went to Uh, I went to Kevin Hart show.

(57:10):
This is this is this is why I gotta have
respect for Kevin Hart as well. He would not start
his show until he kept saying no if he go
to the front, and I was just like, I was like, nigga,
you Rick, I'm gonna catch the show, and he wanted
me to be there from the beginning, right, And then
I was like, that's also a pure comedian, because sometimes
you guys get to a certain level where we think

(57:32):
you're just untouchable and then it's human. You guys are
still a human. Yeah, I didn't know that. What's fucked up?
He was high? None of that probably ever happened. What
your ass was high? Did actually stop the show? The

(57:55):
show audience, get the drink out? There ain't here, we
ain't without because he didn't have like that. No, but
he really that. He was in the front row in
the back, he's sleeping, listen and then came with me.

(58:15):
He was he really cared. He was like, yo, norriy
go to the front. I'm like a cab. I am
in Arcy. I'm gonna find my way to the front.
And he's like go and I went, I was like
that for you, But you never come to my shows.
I'm coming to your show tonight. What are you talking about?
They already guess hosting me and every day I'm not

(58:36):
even performing to the I am out here promoting the
movie Air, which comes out April five. Jordan, No, it's Air.
It's about that sneaker. It's about Jordan air mixed Jordan
is Jordan. You can how the fuck you got in

(58:59):
the Jordan movie? Um? Actually, you know it's weird. Ben
Affleck called me, I don't know how this nigga got
my number and I was like, and then I realized
he's Batman. Oh of course he could get my number.
But he called me and he gave me. I was like,
I thought I was being pranked. I was like, damn it.
Stopped sucking around, and then he kept going. He was like,

(59:21):
I'm doing this movie and it's it's really this part
in this movie. And he exclaimed the Partney George Raveling,
he's a great coach. And I was looking for somebody funny,
but somebody grounded a good actor, and you you're a
good actor. And I watched forty five minutes. Been Is
on the phone talking to me about this part. I said, nigga,
you had me at Hello. I'm Ben Affleck. I was

(59:42):
like a man. It was a porn movie. Man chuy,
which mister fuck? You want the chair? You want the
white girl? Ain't you want? I'm doing it? I want
to use I don't care. Ben Affleck he's such a
great director, and him and Matt Damon, like the production

(01:00:03):
was dope, and it's the movie. When I tell you
to be a part of such a great movie, the
movie is great. It's it's eighties nostalgia, but the directing
is great. It's actually gonna be in the theaters on
April fifth, first for months and a half, so make
sure you check it out in the theaters. Um, it's
a it's a really great movie. Great cast, Um, Ben

(01:00:26):
affleck h Matt Damon, Viola Davis who's wonderful in the movie,
Chris Masina who's hilarious, Uh, Chris Tucker and myself and um,
it's it's a great movie. So check it out. Air.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in for Air. I'm you

(01:00:47):
ain't got no more questions, guy, you know questions. I
want to go back to something I saw you say
on I think it was the breakfast club that y'all
the family went to a funeral and y'all was clowning
the person in the cast. Yeah, nigga, don't die in
our family. We got jokes, we got it wasn't that
we were clowning. But my auntie buried him my cousin

(01:01:10):
Seti Russell. So he died. He was in a motorcycle crew,
and my auntie wanted to honor him, and she buried
him in his motorcycle gear. So he had like his
white T shirt, a leather vest. He had some um
some baggy jeans and some Air Force ones and a
Yankee fitted. And me and Damon were sitting over the
casket and my brother Damon looks at me, goes, we

(01:01:32):
know if there's a dress code in heaven. I don't
think SETI getting here say that to you when you
and tends. So I'm laughing and people are like, oh
my god, look at marm and Damon are just my

(01:01:52):
mess right now. But yeah, we always got jokes. I mean,
my mom taught us that. Man, you always you learn
to laugh in your worst moments. Man like like life.
Everybody taking life too seriously. Let's laugh, let's enjoy like.
Life is about laughter, it's about love, it's about great sex,

(01:02:12):
great food. And then we go home. What the fuck
we arguing about? Why are we sensing it? Why it's true?
It's true. It's true. Damn, damn, I've never heard life
summed up in that way. That's what I'm saying. I
don't see why you smoke yourself silly. I've got it
looking this nigga numb Are you back from taking the

(01:02:33):
ship and put on? Now you wanna pick up your camera?
You wouldn't drop that hot ship? Now you and now
you know, now you're alerted, you're getting all that ain't
gones now huh you're getting close yo? So um god
damn my mind. So you just me jess. Are you high? Ladies?

(01:02:57):
You're back? Yeah? Fuck y'all know you high? You You
ain't got ship to say you you've been that high? Talk?
No I have, I have, I've been so I got
my boy Omar so high that you just stow him.
Oh my boy, I got him so high he wrote

(01:03:18):
a rhyme. No, he got so high he wrote a
rhyme in his third grade handwriting, you know what's so funny? Shit,
I'm just like, let me just say. You know the
other day I went to the passport place and they
asked for a signature. Do you know that they don't

(01:03:38):
teach children? Yes, curse. Imagine how fucked up that is
for you. So I'm sitting there, Love's gonna take them
niggas and right autographs filling off my passport and then
my son Nakai. They asked him to to to sign

(01:03:59):
it and he prints it out. So I'm telling him,
I'm like, yo, no, you gotta sign it, and he's like,
that's my signature that I just want to know where
the hell y'all going. We went to pastball place number
where you're going. You make it money, that's what you know.

(01:04:19):
But that was some funny sitting dropping another album. I
ain't why sometime you weren't on music on the platform
saying get birth. I want one birth, your birth right now.
I mean you bought the group ye out the first

(01:04:43):
young face. This was crazy. The other day he called me,
were speaking and I'm so happy his Louis but Tom
position that he has like that ship is so dope
because I remember meeting Pharrell. I was a young person
and I just remember that was like his goal, like

(01:05:03):
to have some Louis shit, you know what I'm saying.
So for him to go for to like we're in
like a Louis bracelet to being the fucking director of
Louis Vaton one time for forever, that's fucking He's he's
transcended Yes, that's fucking that music period. Like he's on

(01:05:24):
some other ship. He's on he's on that plane where
niggas don't even I bet you he doesn't even wear shoes.
He walks around no shoes. He floats, he floats and
everybody is not mistakes and everything is peace. You rich nigga,
come on on, yes, yeah, but um, I can't lie.

(01:05:45):
I love that trench. I love I love when we're
being recognized are people, because man, it's time, it's it's
it's so much that we don't get recognized. Yeah, and
we we got to call each other more like you know,
like you know, and and and like I'm gonna call
you about this podcast. Yes, I'm not playing, I'm doing
the podcast. We loved it. We were me and my brother, Yeah,
me and my brother your brother which my brother you got,

(01:06:05):
my brother Sean, Sean, Me and Sean. Sean got a dope.
Sean gotta come outside with Sean that he go he
conn come out, He's gonna come out, come outside still
DJ hit rate know he actually he actually DJ's now
and Sean because he didn't dat stand up. That was

(01:06:25):
not Sean Sean. No, he DJ's now. But living Color.
We knew that he was looking, that he was living sticking.
He wasn't even he was He wasn't back then but me.
And if you ever want to see Sean watching stand
up people sleep that j Loo was really really too right.
She wasn't really know she was really dance when she

(01:06:47):
shed a dancing added that part. No, keep that part.
I don't need to see how high you want to?
I went, I went to a line. I went to
a life tape, the Living Color, you know, I went listen,
you went to a line to a lifepen and and
and Jennifer. The dancers sat while they did the sketch
and then then they went out, and then I was
right next to me. I was always I always used

(01:07:08):
to fly home from college. Did this? Niggas just say
he just danced like the Jay long now whatever he
said he went to an audience. It was a sketch
when they were doing the Samurai thing. Um oh man,
what was that? The samurai show? Sound like the old
wrestling ship Okay, fall like whatever, Niggas, No, I'm high

(01:07:28):
and use the audience as part of the audience for
that sketch. I know I'm high. I didn't know I
was high till just then. But you don't have a
show tonight because I'm booked for you. I ain't got
your show. I can't, I can't. Huh. Oh, it's a
screening screening on the movie. I came in a promote
air which is the movie I'm in with starting. Fuck y'all, niggas.

(01:07:52):
I came in a hut your airway and my special
it's on screen. Yes, you gotta see my spe call me.
I watched it well, I know he was coming. I
like it. I loved it. Thank you. Yeah, and he
would have said something if he didn't leg it. Yeah,
he's great. Here. What the fund has that got to
do with it? Any tell true, be very up, very

(01:08:15):
very defensive. Anybody listens, good, realize anybody already they gave
up a ready said they said fuck beijeen fuck no,
I don't Beijean. I ain't gonna lie. My Barbara and
Puerto Rico did beiji beijan bro and I'm not gonna lie.
I didn't say nothing. I was like, I knew he

(01:08:37):
was paying. I knew that was eyebrows. No stop stop
you do no the eyebrows. No, no, no, the eyebrows now,
but I ain't gonna lie. At some point he was
hitting the razor was there, and then he went back
and then he got the paint brush, and you said
go ahead, And I said, I did not say like,

(01:09:00):
I'm gonna tell you this. I didn't say stock my
little a little great he was it turned black. I said, okay, okay,
and we're shampoo. Shampoo, Oh my god, shampoos here, Oh,
shampool he had to bring out. He bunged out the

(01:09:21):
cry long can for shampool because he shit like yours
a little bit like he had the cry long That's
that's that's a fake. Keep that painting, beijan. And you know, younger,
what are you you cleansing right now? Yes? Man, drinking bear.
I'm not just in the bear. This is a cider
and I'm just sipping the cider. I am on a
cleanse right now. Wins that. No, I just had a

(01:09:41):
little bit smoke. It's sucking up because that's I'm gone.
This is y'all niggas trying to getting locked up. I
walked in there. Y'all said that nigga looked too good.
I know that because I know you just celebrate the
fiftieth birthday. You're looking yes, makes a noise. Damn, I'm

(01:10:02):
your age. Don't brag about that, mother. I'm you like
they about to fit you for a coffin. So tell
us about this cleanse. What do you want? I'm eating

(01:10:24):
nothing but vegetables, fresh fruit, and um one salad for
ninety days. I'm not drinking. I'm not doing a reason
because i want to regenerate myselves. I'm taking no I'm doing.
I'm doing all I want to. I want to look great.
I'm trying to look I'm trying to. I'm not trying
to do fifty old parts. I'm fifty. I'm looking to

(01:10:46):
do the thirty to thirty five year old parts. These
in my leading man years. And I'm I'm gonna take
care of myself and I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna
look great. And I when girls, when women look at me,
they're gonna be like, you know, he is daddy. I
want you know, you'll want to get that. Yall know,
because there's a female audience, right man, use that man,
he looking good him. Don't get too excited. He said

(01:11:19):
he gonna try. He's gonna try to look like you.
But next week. He ain't no goddamn vegan vegan. He
needs the all official to see. He just wants you
to have a joke about him. A job, such a
great job. I can't talk to you about it. They
can do it. He's like, fuck, y'all, you ain't doing shit.

(01:11:41):
I'm working. I'm working here. Um No, but these are
these are my good years, man, my best years. And
like Denzel made it money fifty, I've been here for
a long time, but being a star a long time,
I'm looking for superstar him And I feel like if
I'm going to do that, I have to I have
to change something, and so I have to change my
frequency and they have to own it. And you have

(01:12:01):
to visualize and manifested. Everything you do is manifestation. So
I'm starting from a cellular letter level manifesting what I
want to do with the rest of my life this year. Yes,
you are gonna get invited. Here we go rock. If
I'm sneaking in, I'm sneaking in. Be honest with you,
I'm sneaking in. I'm going with you. Is bring a

(01:12:24):
bob you gotta you, gotta, you gotta tell he's gotta
bring the bottom to the brothers. Now, you know what's funny.
I love Jay. Jay loves my family. I'm just talking
with you. I talk shit. But because I just never been,
I never win. But I'm sure they weren't leaving. They
get to do. I just never never been. But you
know I love Jay and my family loves Jays. Not
your plus one. You're gonna be my plus one? No, no, no,

(01:12:48):
you my plus one? Whoa I'm inviting now? I don't
know if I haven't got anybody in either, I don't
even know. Better be invoted. Six bottles of space. It's
the best champagne. Not opening. Yes, please you open you

(01:13:10):
open it, the one you shook though something you're gonna drink.
You open and you got you got you got, you,
got your your nails done and everything you I'm trying
to live. Your dor is good. You doing your nail.
But you can never call you got sold Manila poison

(01:13:30):
in his nails. You can never call lah blah. Got you? Yeah? Yeah,
and your beautiful staffs to take some champagne? Want some champagne? Yes, yes,
they deserve it, They deserve you. Watch your eyes, let's
watch watch your faces. It's real. This is the next

(01:13:55):
year's you know that years again? Let's go sh I
did that? Yes, Yes, give it to your staff. Marlin,
I'm gonna have a little toast. Yes, your staff, Yes,

(01:14:19):
the only one that don't have a Holy shit. We
did a bunch of drinking out like niggas, niggas Jesus Christmas. Marlin.
I'll take another one, Jamie, when you get a chance.
I like another one. Holy moa, are you drinking? Yes,

(01:14:39):
don't ruin. He wanted to make sure we want to lie.
I took a sip. I want to make sure. It's
like making sure the coke is really like, just givesation.
That's what I want to That's one. See, we see,
we see more than one. I'm sucked up right. The

(01:15:00):
most icon maybe I listen, one of the most iconic
thing is you white chicks? Y'all gonna ever do a
white chicks? Is the error? Like, are you gonna give
it to like DC, Young Fly or somebody like them
to be the new white chicks? Nah? I think that
we definitely go do the white chicks. If we do

(01:15:21):
white white, it gotta be me and Sean. It gotta
be me and Seanna call him as the old ladies yeah,
blanc yeah, they call it yes yeah, you guys, yes, yes, yea.
And then got to be in there and you gotta

(01:15:43):
have what because he's the grandson of you. What you
gotta have he came. T's gotta sad all the way down,
proud you say, and then and then take them. So
White Chicks two is gonna happen. I don't stow it
in the universe. Um we'll see. I don't. I don't

(01:16:03):
throw that in the universe because I don't control it,
you know. But I would do it Why Chicks too?
And I would I think, I think that and return
to the Scary movie franchise and do it. But I
would watch the own scary movie they offer, they out,
they out, And that's why I would return to it.
To return to it. Now, I think that it needs

(01:16:24):
a reboot, and I take that. There's only the only
story that people want to hear is the waynes is
a back otherwise, you know, because we know how to
tell those jokes. There's only certain people that could tell
jokes about everybody and nobody get offended. And with those people,
god damn it, that's that's real, yo. Like I said, man,
you never for me you never disappoint Um. You're one

(01:16:46):
of the funniest people to me on the planet. Thank you.
I'm so I'm so sorry that I don't actually tell
you this. I tell us that everyone else and I
always say, how I want you to see the special.
I sold the special. I just was high, so I'm
he didn't watch it. I watched the special in Norris,
but I was no. No, I did wake up everything.

(01:17:08):
I just gotta I gotta will rewatch it. I will
rewatch it, but rewatch fact that HBO Max. Yeah, because
everyone's running to Netflix. Why did you choose HBO Max?
HBO Max chose me. I sent it to Netflix. I
filmed this one out of my pocket, so I believed
in it so much. Where'd you film on that? I
filmed it in Atlanta at Center Stage and so they

(01:17:30):
wasn't doing specials, um, and they was like, you gotta
wait till next year there's a runway, and I was like,
I'm not gonna wait. I'm gonna film it. I know.
I feel the deference produce everybody all the all though
I produced it, I financed it, I voted, I did
it all myself. Troy Miller directed Dacodea Films helped me
put it together. Rick Alrez and Steve Harris produced it

(01:17:52):
with me, and I took my money and and I
bet on myself and then HBO Max saw it. I
sent it to Netflix. HPO Max loved it. And they're snobs.
They don't like everybody's stuff. So if the fact that
they called me up and they wanted to put it
on their things, so they they licensed it from me
for and um it's on HBO. Manbo is big and like, yeah,

(01:18:13):
but it's starting with comedy with a comedy space there too,
so much loves me For independent entrepreneurs, can you describe
that process of you paying your own because a lot
of the name of the game is to always use
other people's money, right, yeah, but unless you believe in us,
unless you like we did early on and yeah we
founded a whole drink chance. We didn't get paid for

(01:18:35):
the first But people describers to people you going to
people are saying you want to film this episode, but
then they saying, no, you film it next year, and
you taking your own money. I knew I had a
great set and I wasn't gonna wait. And for me,
I don't like touring with the same material for more
than a year. I feel like I'm gonna hit every
city in every state, and then I want to get

(01:18:56):
rid of it because I got something new I want
to do. I like bringing new ship to the audience
over and over again. So I was like, the slap happened,
and in three months I had him Chris Rock slap. Yeah,
I had a whole special about it in three months.
Normally you toured for two years. In three months, I
wrote it like on a stage, Chris Rock took your

(01:19:16):
role and you've been trying to get him back forever. Yeah,
paybacks a bitch. Now I'm joying everything. Rock is not
just like a friend of mine, like a brother, Like
he's a mentor. And I did this special in hopes
that the three people are making fun of laugh the loudest,

(01:19:36):
Jada Will Chris. I hope they enjoy the journey because
I did it with love and um I just wrapped
it up and after Yeah, people have to watch it
all the way through. I'm not a hater. I loved him,
but I'm just telling the truth about it. But in
the middle, oh, it's hard. I'm just being truthful. I'm
finding I'm telling funny truths. Chris Rock humbled me. I'm

(01:19:58):
gonna tell you something that I was in the sohol
house right and Chris Rock walks in and I go, yo,
send him a drink on me the way that comes
back over and says, yes, his drink is eighty thousand dollars.
I said, I'm not paying for what kind of drink?
Was it? No, Chris Ron was just sending it like

(01:20:20):
he just kept looking at it. It was like, I
was like, that's when I realized I'm not getting money,
just like he's better than He's better than me because me,
I've been like, it's eighty thousand dollars dollars, had a
drink in my hand, and eighty thousand dollars drink, I'd
be like. I was like, I was like, cause because

(01:20:41):
I don't know what he told the way that back,
because I guess he wasn't drinking or he's not drinking,
but so he did it. And then as soon as
the lady says to me, she was like, you know,
Chris in order the drink, And I said really, she
said yeah, it's eighty eighty five dollars. And then he
looked and then and then I looked because he just
waited for me to be like, if you're seeing me

(01:21:06):
a drink, I'm really gonna have an I'm gonna keep
it above, but I'm walking my sending the drink. Yes, yes,
but Marlin, thank you so much. Your team. I see
y'all wrapping them up, get the don't bother them listen.
No no, no, no, but but but let me just
tell you something about hat Yeah, but let me just

(01:21:26):
tell you something. Let me just tell you something. Both said,
we's good for the cleansest. You literally, you literally showed
me what a comedian is supposed to be. House with
comedians supposed to act. And I know you said you
can't be funny twenty four seven, but to me, that's
what you are. To me. I appreciate you, and I
think you're always making this home for me. Drink Champs
whole day. And when I do my podcast, I want

(01:21:49):
you to know that it will be your face Grass
we'll fly out to Bill Fly. I want you to
get my son high. You appreciate you. When you went
on your promotions, bicked up and you kept this in us,
but we loved it. I didn't, but you didn't realize
just kept saying. You didn't up. You kept saying like,

(01:22:09):
and we loved it. I made it a viral. You
didn't know what you were doing. You were single handedly
whooping up in white media because they kept saying because chaps,
and you just kept this is what you kept doing.
You kept saying, oh, that's drink Chaps, and you were
just saying it like in a way where like like, oh,
that's that's who they are. Like obviously white media of

(01:22:34):
course of you gravitated because you just kept going and
you did not know what you were doing. Like black
media is like, yeah, that's just drink Champions one, this
is what this is. They kept going, They kept going.
They kept going because we seen you smoking weed and
he was like, I wasn't smoking weed with them niggas,

(01:22:56):
but you was unapologetically like so up and they wasn't
cats and all you just because don't And by the way,
though it bring us to white media, you had no
idea what she was doing. So genuinely, sincere, we have
to thank you. You you now get more people. Yes,

(01:23:22):
thank you so much. Yes, yes, yes, And I'm going
to premiere tonight. Drink Champs is a drink Champs LLC
Production and association with Interval Presents. Hosts and executive producers
n O r E and dj e Fen from Interval
Presents executive producers Alan Coy and Jake Kleinberg. Listen to

(01:23:44):
Drink Champs on Apple Podcast, Amazon Music, Spotify, Stitcher, or
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another episode of Drink Champs hosted by Yours truly, dj
e F and n O r E. Please make sure
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(01:24:06):
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